All right, how are we doing, everybody? Now, listen, as we know, the UFC has come a long way from 1993 when the sport or the UFC was first founded, where they used to say two minutes and one man leaves and there wasn't many rules. You could punch people in the bars. There was no weight classes or none of that. It's come a long way. The athletic commissions sanction everything. Highly regulated sport, many, many rules. But there's people that still follow those rules. There's people that don't listen. There's people that cheat in the fight. There's people that take steroids. So we're going to go through some of them. And no, I'm not talking about the likes of Matt Lindland that would literally not shower for weeks leading up to a fight. So he smelled as bad as possible. I mean, that is disgusting. Speaking of disgusting, we're not talking about the likes of Yo Romero. And no, I'm not talking about the steroids. We're not talking about the likes of Yo Romero that would literally shit his pants inside the octagon. Yes, that is true. That's fucking illegal. But he wasn't the only one. A few people have done that.

No, we're talking about the eye pokeers, the eye gouges, the ball hitters, the biters. We're talking about people attacking referees. We are talking about the five dirtiest fighters in UFC history. All right, in at number five, Kazuea Takea Rachie. This guy had a professional record of 30 wins, 28 losses, three disqualifications and one no contest. Rapsheed, ball buster. All right, listen, whatever motivated this guy Kudzior to be such a ball buster, a ball breaker, ball biter or whatever it is. It wasn't cowardice. This man had fought many times. He used to be the pancreas champion and he even fought Ken Sumneroche. He continued to fight Ken Chomroke with a broken jaw. Another time when he fought Bas Root and he continued to fight Bas. He'd broken his shinbone. It was actually a piece of the shinbone sticking out of his skin in the leg and he still continued to fight. So it wasn't cowardice, but it was just a blatant disregard for the rules. So obviously I have respect for that toughness, but I can't respect a blatant disregard for the rules. He fought Valid Ismail at UFC 12. Yes, Valid Ismail, he's now the manager to many UFC fighters, including the episode figure skier, the Flyweight champ.

Now, when Kudzior fought Valid Ismail, these guys, they were trying to set a record for fence grabs. Big John McCarthy was telling them every bloody two seconds, don't grab the fence, don't grab the fence. But they just weren't listening. And then they decided to start kneeing each other and punching each other in the balls. Now, Khajurah, not to be outdone by Valid, he got very creative here. What did he do? At one point, he slides his hand up the shorts, grabs hold of the cup, the ball protector, slides it to the side, and then boom, cracks it with the other one. I mean, come on, top marks for originality. 10 out of 10 for effort. But that is his blatant of a working f oll, foul, groin shot, whatever you want to call it, that you will ever get. Number 4, Mike Kyle. Record 23 19, one disqualification and two no contests. Now, look, listen, sometimes fight is foul because they're losing a fight and they're trying to turn it around and they're trying to do anything they can to win. But then there's some guys like Mike Kyle, they'll foul in fights where they're even winning because they just have a blatant disregard for their opponent safety, for the rules, for the referee, for the public, the promotion.

They just don't give a fuck and they're going to fight the way that they're going to fight. I get it, some people, some fighters, we might be a little bit psychotic, we might be a little bit nutty. And then when you're in there and the adrenaline is flowing, it all goes out the window. And Mike Kyle certainly is one of those people. At UFC 47, he fought West Simms and he was absolutely dominating him in that fight. However, he still continued to bite his opponent. That's right, he bit him, but not once, many, many times. In fact, afterwards, West Simms, the bite marks were still visible at the press conference. And then he didn't apologise because he said West Simms is dirty as well. So there you go. Hey, he's a little bit dirty. I'll just bite him. Not once, many times. Ufc 49, he then fought Justin Islas. Now, need him in the balls? He still lost the fight. After the UFC, I poked his way through many fights in pancreas and then in strike force as well. He fought Brian Olsen. His soccer kicked his opponent unconscious and then continued to beat Olsen whilst he was unconscious.

He was actually Jeff Rosator that was referee in the fight. He was trying to pull him off. Herb Dean ran in the ring, the octagon as well, and two referees were pulling him off. So as you can see, make no mistake, Mike Kyle certainly deserves to be on this list. He comes in at number 4. Number 3, Huze Mar Pauhares, professional MMA record, 19 wins, 10 losses, 1 no contest. Rap Sheet, holding some missions after the fight ended. Eye gouged. Listen, Huze Mar Pauhares, he was in the UFC for a while. He had a good run. Short guy, very stocky, great jutsu knockout power. And in fact, he was known for the leg locks. He could snap on a leg lock just like that. And the heel hooks that he would do was so dangerous, he could force an opponent to tap in merely seconds. The problem is, though, however, after that opponent would tap, he would hold on the heel hook. He did not give a damn. And the heel hooks are one of the worst to hold on because they will just tear your knee to shreads. It twists your foot in such a way that the knee joint gives way and your ACL, MCL, PCL, meniscus, all of it just shredded.

And it'll be quite some time before you're walking again and even longer before you're fighting in the octagon again. Yes, right. Ufc 111, he heel hook Thomas Durrell, and he held it on for so long that he was disqualified. And then he was actually banned for 90 days. He was then banned for taking performance enhancing drugs, which is maybe a hint as to why he couldn't let go of the heel hooks. Maybe a bit of good old fashioned void rage there. Who's Marcoll Harris? So then Dana cut him from the organization. He went on then to fight Mike pierce, who he tapped out. And then the referee had to physically stop him from cranking on and breaking the ankle even further. He then went on to the World Series of Fighting, where he added another wrinkle to his game, which was eye gouging, of course. And then for eye gouging and holding some missions after the fight ended versus J. E. Shiel s, Nevada had finally had enough. They fined him $40,000 and then they banned him for two years. Number two, Gilbert Eival. Professional MMA record, 40 wins, 16 losses, one disqualification and one no contest.

Rap sheet, quite a long one, three disqualifications. Eye gouging, biting, 12 to 6 elbows to the back of the head, knocking out a referee. Listen, when you're talking about Gilbert Eival, people would say, He's a very dangerous fighter. They're not talking about the insane kickboxer that he had because he was a good kickboxer. He did have a lot of K. O. Power. He had great head kicks and all the rest of it. That's not what they were talking about. They were talking about the fact that this man will literally do anything inside an oxagon to win a fight. For example, 1998, he was taking on Karim Ula, Bartolayev. And he was doing okay, but then he decided to start biting this guy. And it wasn't once. He bit him over and over and over again. So as you imagine, he was disqualified from that fight. Then he fought Dan Henderson in Pride, did everything he could to beat him and damage him with 12 to 6 elbows, which, of course, are illegal. One of the worst incidents was when he fought Don Friday in Pride, and Gilbert eye gouged him and poked him in the eye so many times it was disgusting.

But the fight was stopped and he was disqualified. And then afterwards, Don Friday's eyes, they were actually bleeding. And then when he got disqualified, Gilbert Eval shoved the referee, which was a sign of things to come. All right, this next one is absolutely disgusting. And he should be number one on the list, but for me, number one is a bit of a personal one. But still, Gilbert Eval, this is his worst offence here. In 2004, he was fighting Ate backman. And the referee, they were grappling, whatever, the referee tried to stop them and reposition them. He wanted to move them. And Gilbert Eival didn't take kindly to this. Oh, no, no, no, no. So what did he do? Did he protest? Did he do anything like that? No. He knocked out the referee. As you would, that's right. He knocks out the referee with a punch. And then when the referee is unconscious, he continues to attack him, sticking the boot in on the referee. So as I say, it doesn't get much worse than that. Do you know what I mean? Referee says, Move. This guy's already biting. He's eye gouging people, all the rest of it.

And then he says, You know what? Fuck you, ref. Bang. Knocks out the ref, and then when he's down, starts kicking the boot. I mean, come on, the guy, it's out of his mind in the most magnificent way. Not glorifying it at all, but that is bloody crazy. Okay, number one, here we go. Listen, this guy is everyone's favourite Bible basher, everyone's favourite hypocrite, everyone's favourite lecturer. The guy's such a bloody piece of shit, it blows my mind and he costs me to lose an eye. Yes, that's right. I'm talking about Vitor, the phoenom hypocrite Belfour, the former light heavyweight champion, the former heavyweight champion, the former middleweight contender, and the biggest known drug cheat in the history of the sport, alongside Vanderley Silver. I got to give a special mention to Vanderley. Anyway, Vitor Belfour, professional MMA, record 26 and 14. Rap sheet, steroids, hypocrisy, and more steroids. This guy is the biggest cheat in the history of combat sports. It's all to do with the steroids, mainly. Listen, we're not putting a ball in a basket. We're not trying to kick a ball into the back of the net. We're trying to knock our opponents unconscious.

And if you're knowing they're taking steroids all the time, then I've got no respect for you whatsoever. You're not respecting the sport, you're not respecting yourself, you're not respecting your opponent, buying public. It's dangerous, it's disgusting, and I've just got no respect for it whatsoever. And Vitor Belfort was one of the worst. 25 years ago, he burst onto the scene, okay? And it was obvious then. He had the body of a bloody triceratops. He looked like he was on so much steroids. It was insane. But he continued to fight because in the early days there was no testing for it. And he did very well, as I say, became the heavyweight champion of the world. But of course, it was to no surprise when Pride came to America. Vitor Belfort fought Dan Henderson. And of course, the athletic commission there, because over in Japan, Pride, they never tested for steroids. He came over to America, was doing the same things and he got busted. Again, that was his first of many suspensions for taking illegal substances. Now, as we know, one of the side effects for taking steroids is that it affects your body's own production of testosterone and other similar hormones.

So that when you come off it, you will start to not look very good because your body own internal system is all messed up. And then when Vitor did come off it, he went from looking like the Incredible Hulk squeezing his penis to looking like a used teabag. He did. He looked so terrible. There's a side by side picture. One side, as I said, looks like the Incredible Hulk. The other side, he looks like an average guy, like a dad that works out once a week. Now, of course, I did fight him in 2013. And at that point, he was taking so many steroids that his house probably glowed in the dark. But it is what it is. I went down there to Brazil to fight the guy. I knew he was on steroids, but the fight to inside me, I still thought that I could beat him. And that's the arrogance that we have. I was like, so what? Fuck it, I don't care. I think I could still beat this guy. And of course, I paid the ultimate price because I ended up losing an eye ball because of that fight because of the head kick that he hit me with.

Now, granted, a legal technique, but still, the force, I don't think it would have been the same had he not been taking all that test, so I was strong. Now, in February 2014, he was tested by the Nevada Athletic State Commission, and they found that his testosterone levels were just way off the charts, just absolutely hugely elevated, ridiculous levels. Now, of course, Vitor, like any good old fashioned cheat, painted himself as the victim. He said, Listen, I'm not licensed in Nevada yet. I'm not fighting here anytime soon. So you had no right to test me. But of course, as I say, when they did test him, massively elevated levels of testosterone in his system. Now, of course, he served his suspension and he came back. But when he came back, he had a very, very differentphysique. He did not look little lad, the old Vitor. The massive pecs, the big bicep, the two inch wide veins on his body, they'd all disappeared. Vitor, TRT Belfort disappeared like a fault in a hurricane. When he came to the UFC looking like a normal person, looking like a fucking little weasel, he was knocked out in five of his last seven fights in the UFC.

And that just proves he was cheating all along. He abused his body. But of course, now he's still competing in other organisations and still taking steroids. But still, there we go. There's my top five of the worst cheats in UFC or MMA history. Hope you all enjoyed it. And yeah, there you go. Gilbert Eival, if you see this, don't come after me. Anyway, ladies and gentlemen, thank you for watching. Subscribe, ring the bell. All the best.