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[00:00:06]

I'm kind of surprised I met someone I am what I would consider a socially awkward person expresses itself in a lot of different ways, like I wear my coat a lot indoors, mostly because I'm cold, but he always sends the wrong message. I'll give you keep your coat on too long like a party or something. Someone is always like, you got to take your coat off. You seem uncomfortable and like you want to leave. I'm always like that.

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Is that Gary? I try to be more outgoing, like seminar's, I'll read women's magazines, anyone read ladies mags? OK, everyone. OK, great. Everyone's reading one right now. Some of them are doing great work, like, if you like, Teen Vogue has been killing it.

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Yeah, I think there are new economists, but I would say the weirdest tip I've ever read and one was very short and disturbing. This is all it said. It was just like to look more confident when you're walking around, look like you have a sexy secret.

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Apparently, some women's magazines are now just like print this, see if it's words, you know, we don't know. I don't know anymore. We're tired, that's fair. Yeah, walk around the give a sexy secret. Don't get me wrong. Like I urge everyone to try it regardless of your gender. Like it's a valuable thought experiment. It's like when a beautiful actress plays an ugly character, you're like, oh, I bet she grew a lot, you know, like a bit.

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But she learned a lot about herself, like I always think of it in the middle of the street. And then I'll sort of derail from there, like I'll just be walking around. I'll just be like, oh yeah, sexy. OK, sexy. Great. You got the sexy secret her. I know my underwear's got a hole in it.

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But they're not in a good place, you know, they could always sort of deflates at the end. Sometimes I'm like, forget the sexy part that's advanced. You need to worry about that. Like, work on the secret will build. You know, life is a journey. You guys start small to be OK. Secrets. Secrets are my secrets.

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I don't know my e-mail password. Isn't strong enough. Watch Abana, non CHIRLA in the standups only on Netflix.