I am a 33 year old pothead. No, not really. And I like the delayed Clapp's. That's fun. Those are lifers doing what? It's not as cool as it used to be when I was a teenager. Now I'm just an older stoner. I'm starting to talk like a potted. That's not cool at all. I thought I beat that. They show you that video when you're young and dare of potheads. And it's always the same stereotypical voice where they're like me and like, I'm not going to fucking talk like that.

I'm not a dickhead. Then a month ago, I witnessed a car accident right in front of my face.

My only reaction was. That's a lot of metal. I am hungry and then I left because police are on their way. Clearly had weed on me. I still play video games, which I catch a lot of shit from my friends wives.

I got no wife to tell me what to do. One of my one of my friend's wives, like, legitimately talk shit to my face all the time.

She's like, you're thirty three. You should stop playing video games.

Yet you have a DVR full of the Real Housewives of some shit city I don't care about. You're going to watch seven hours of cat faced women throw wine on to each other. Last Tuesday, I won a Super Bowl, so. Little respect. OK, now it's better, I think video games, it's like depends on what kind of lazy you want. We all just laying around, looking at our phones. That's what life is now. Sometimes I get scared.

So that's why I play video games. I know. You know, I get scared by shit like McDonald's commercials. McDonald's is starting to sell its food as actual food that's very off.

Putting all their commercials now are like McDonald's. Now it's real. What was it? Don't worry, it's real now, you been putting it into my body for 30 years. That's why I like Taco Bell. Like Taco Bell. Are you real foods? Like not crunchy like. It's hard to catch Dan Sodor in the stand ups only on Netflix.