Now, I think the craziest thing in our culture right now is the gender reveal.

Party if white people could not be fucking whiter. They have a fucking gender reveal party where all the families around. Pop the balloons, Dylan, Dylan, fucking Latinos, we don't care pink or blue, is it ours? Is it my grandmother? He better be fucking darker when he gets over here because he looks pretty light over there. Don't get wrapped up in all that shit. The people that take pictures of their food.

At a restaurant and then send the picture to you, you're not at the restaurant, but they send the picture of the food to your at home and you get a picture of a fucking steak and you're not there. So get a piece of cake and send it back. That's before and after mother, I'll see her fucking state, then you send a picture of my little you're like, hey, that's for dessert. Anybody watching the guy bring some dipping sauce right there?

Nobody cares about talking shit. I was in New York or you're eating a hot dog. Of course, everybody fucking has to look. This man says, oh, you know, once you know what a hot dog is made of, you never want to eat another one. Yeah, well, I know what a notch. Let's to eat that. Starring George Lopez, we'll do it for half only on Netflix.