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Can I tell you, I just wrapped a movie with Jaylo, what? Jay Leno, excuse me. She is beautiful. Are you kidding me? She is. I couldn't stop staring at her. I was like, Oh, my line.

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She's like an athlete that can dance. That's a businesswoman in a tank top. I say, yes, you go with your good knees and edges, Jaylo. The hardest part of working with Jaylo is pretending that I didn't know everything about her.

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I know everything about LA. For example, I know that we have the same birthday. Yes, July 24th, but I didn't want to tell her the first day, because you can't I don't want to be the creepy girl on the set, you know what I mean? But there's always somebody at the office that's into astrology. You know who you are. Always worry about the sun and the moon, never get taxes. So we have one of those assholes on set.

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I said, OK, I'm going to wait for my moment. And sure enough, three weeks later he goes, Oh, you and Jen have the same face because you're both LEOs.

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I said, oh, this is my moment.

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So I said, Jay, you will. She said, yes, I believe she said, I said, I will not. This is crazy, I said, Jen, when's your birthday? You know, I was so good at this, Meryl Streep will be like, give that bitchy Oscar. So I said, my birthday is July 20. Well, she said no. I said yes.

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She said, your particular US isn't that crazy? She said, no one has my birthday. I said, I know. It's so special. I said, Jim, we should have a joint birthday party. And as she walked away. Dan talked to me for like three hours. That's OK. She came back, you know, I got big tits, freckles, big hair is friendly. People are like, let's talk to it.

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True. So she came back and she wanted to, like, spill the team, you know, and she was like, oh, man, have you ever dated Lego? I said, where are we going with it?

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So where are we going? He's like, no, have you ever dated Leo because you're like, you know, so difficult. I said, Oh honey, I thought, Oh, Zodiac calendar. No one plays the lotto once, you know what I mean? You don't learn how to ride a bike the first time. I said, yeah, yeah, yeah, older, she's like, oh, I was engaged to Leo, I was like, Really?

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That's so crazy. Yeah, she's like, it wasn't the easiest when I said, oh.

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Benjamin Franklin. And she's like, I'm so happy now, though, I'm engaged to Leo, but he's great, he's an athlete, he's Dominican. I said, Oh, that sounds spicy.

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