All these beautiful ladies in here. That's right, fellas, treat the ladies right, y'all smelling good here to it's ambiguous, too. Now, don't get too far in our beautiful beaches here. Three of them got backstage like what you're doing after this. I'll say you're going to be it. I'm not talking. None of y'all. Three of them bitches from the Lord of the Rings and snuck in the back, my God. Give me the ring, Michael.

Yeah, you get an argument with your girl, the arguments are they are pinnacle in a relationship. You can argue with the girl, you say some shit each other. I couldn't believe each other saying about each other in the middle, like, I mean, you girl be like for real. Yeah, for real bitch. You look like a hobbit. And women know how to say some shit to fuck our ego, a little dick motherfucker, get your dick game right.

Sometimes they clap. You know, we could show and how we want to talk the next day, yeah, women to make your ass suffer, you can call me all kind of bitches. I talk to you for a while. We want to talk to the next day like nothing happened. But I won't answer the fucking phone. But we keep calling, fuck it, I'm a fucking keep calling bitch, because I got something to say. You will let me finish.

When we was arguing, I had three more shit to say to you.

Let me get that off and you finally start leaving messages after three days. That was fucked up, what you did Friday. You fucking crazy. Second day, real different. I don't know where you went, but just let me know you are and I want to talk to you in. Third day, real different. You see love in hip hop last night, then I watched Empire, you see cooking wimpier. A fourth day, real different, a look I prayed on this last night.

We cannot do this without God. That's was fucking our relationship with God and spirituality in it. Call me back now. Oh, yeah. And I'm going to get help, too. I talked to the lady this morning. I want you to go with me, call me back. I love you, bye. Fifth day, real different. But you bitch, you want to act like a nigga did some no, fuck you, because I know what I am to this relationship.

Call me back now or I'm a kill myself. Bitch is not a game. You can shoot the gun in the sky and drop the phone by. But if I was looking for. Oh, man, is he calling back, but just about every day. That's when you call a mom. You ever called a bitch is Mama Mutola Mama? What's he doing? Like a mom who agree with you? I asked. Hello.

How are you doing? Is doing well. Well, when I bring Turner in here in the food, I guess you heard what happened is she said she took a Yoshie at. Yes, she is sick and tired of it. She said did you won't to go nowhere. She said that you are abusive. She said, let me finish saying when I'm asleep to you. She said that you said you're going to kill all her friends.

Did she tell you what she said to me, Miss Jane, what she said, I had a little dick.

Well, do you share, motherfucker? She said, you're not working at the main one. You are not working. Yes, fucked up man is crazy, you know, saying and don't hit no woman boy, you're going to jail. That's right. Don't hit no woman boy. You're going to jail. Yeah, because they got they they laying in the bed with a thumb on speed down your ass. Ain't got to put up with this shit but they got a new law.

Now who will get to the phone first. The other one going to jail.

You ought to see the niggers on the phone. My name is Tony Johnson. My wife. Me running down the stream of a jamas on my wife, my wife just hit me and I'm in forty one thirty one NorthPark. I've been to prison three times. She got to see Scar right there from the air because the police get there and always separate challenges, shut up.

Don't say nothing. Shut up. Don't say another door. Now we're looking each other way across the street. What the fuck you call police for? Because as you said, you was going to kill me. I always say I'm lucky. Have I've killed you? Starring Mike Epps. Don't take it personal, only on Netflix.