Everybody got a teenager. No, you probably do, but you don't have the energy to save. I don't know how to describe this kid. I really don't. He brags about things you shouldn't admit to. The other day he walked through the kitchen and he looks at us, haven't showered in four days.

Just like just likes to hurt or hurt us, he really likes to hurt us, and he's big. He's six, five, seven. Yeah. And he doesn't shower. There's a lot going on. He's like, oh, yeah, he's big plays, varsity basketball. I'm not brain. He's not that good. He'll go for it. He played with a kid, he played one year with this kid who got drafted yesterday in the NBA, Aaron Holiday.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. He got to play with him. This was cool. He the trainer called our house once and said Aaron beat Joe in the forest. They were going up for a layup. Aaron's teeth went into Joe's head and my wife got you know, she's upset. Oh, he's going to need stitches. And then she got mad at me because all I could think was maybe it's like a Spider-Man bite.

Maybe I start go to the games now and maybe Joe can dunk now and six foot five. Somebody jumps four inches off the ground. And junk's for his father's. Make an effort, Joe. And now he drives, why do we give 16 year olds licenses?

My son doesn't care about anything. He called me like, Hey, Dad, I'm in a car. Yeah, I don't know. I guess I guess I'm out of gas right now.

What do you mean you don't know, Joe? Are you moving? Is the car moving? I'm over and I'm over. But I put my foot on a panel. I'm not going anywhere. All right, well, all right, where are you, Joe? And he's very calm now, he's landed him on the 101. The one on one is a five lane highway. Nothing.

So I assume like anybody would oh, you're you're on the side of the road now. Now I'm in the middle lane right now. What do you. Joe, where's the urgency? I swear to you, this is the exchange, because I'm panicking now, what's the traffic like? Oh, wow. I mean, it's bad, but it's moving in front of me. Your ass kicked your ass. What you need here, you need fear in your life.

And my wife tries to Spiner, you know, whatever he does, she puts the spin on it. Well, he doesn't. Panichi Zen. He's a very Zen like boy like astronauts. Maybe he'll be an astronaut one day. Oh, you think so really? I don't want to burst your bubble, but if he can interpret the gas gauge on a Mazda now he ain't getting in the space shuttle. I'll tell you right now, kids that up.

My kid is not an astronaut, less an astronaut bites them if an astronaut bites her and we got a chance. Incredible. I think he does things just to get a reaction. Really, he my friend the other day said to me, hey, my son told me that Joe is an ordained minister.

Now what? I guess online for like five bucks or whatever, here's what pissed me off, not only did it, but when I asked them about it, I text them, Joe, are you an ordained minister? And his reply pretty much. I'm going to point you, Joe, that that's not how you answer that question. That's the answer to did your rash go away? And pretty much pretty much I'm an ordained minister. Watch Ray Romano right around the corner, only on Netflix.