As in great traveling around all of America, I like the best job ever, I get paid to travel around all of America trying to make people laugh, me real human beings, not just Russian bots. Right.

This it's a real privilege to get to see all of this huge country.

And I think outside of America, we think of America as like a monolith. Right? Like America. Americans like one entity. Right. But you live here long enough. You realize it's such a big country. Every state is like its own nation unto itself, their own cuisine or way of talking on values. Don't flags so much division you. It's all these different countries trying to february and become so obvious. Once you start living here, you can tell the difference between the different types of Americans, the different energies right from East Coast to West Coast.

It's so obvious you can call it all like East Coast Americans superintends. Right West Coast. Everyone comes to fuck down a bit. Yeah, it's like the east coast of America, everyone's still fighting, the British say they never go over it every day in New York without fail.

It's just like, fuck, I'm walking a fuck.

It's like Gianetti PTSD, right from Assassin's Creed. And then you move west and people come the fuck down a it as reflected in the state models of every state. The attitudes of the people from that state reflected in the state motto East Coast State Motto's Superintends, because that shit was forged in the heat of battle of revolutions forever imprinted into the makeup of those people, like the state motto of East Coast, state to state motto of New Hampshire is Live free or die.

That's a very intense state motto. If you're from New Hampshire and you're living there at some point, you have to start questioning how far do we take this? All right. Because I'm feeling a little imprisoned by this post office line right now and I don't know, maybe we should look our state motto here. All say the state motto of Pennsylvania or Massachusetts is like another East Coast states, like something in Latin say liberty, but only by the sword.

I'll try to head off. It's like Game of Thrones book titles. It's a dead language, I'm paraphrasing. Right.

And they move west and people come to down a bit like you move south west to Tennessee. And the state motto of Tennessee is agriculture and commerce.

Compared to live free or die. Agriculture and commerce isn't even a call to action. Like, it's not even let's do agriculture, commerce. There's no verb in that model, you understand, it means there's no action word, so the sentence has no direction, it's just concepts. It's like everyone got to Tennessee, you know, like, oh, my God, the sun here is also. Yeah, agriculture and commerce. Figure it out, but not today.

Then you move further west southwest to Texas. Right. And the state motto of Texas is, does anybody here know the state of Texas is my only chance? I will make fun of you if you go wrong. Lone Star State. Good guess that's wrong. And what else, don't tread on me, great, guess that's wrong. Remember the Alamo bad guess that's wrong. You're going to let this fucking foreigner teach you about your country, all right?

Your president is not going like that, but that's the energy, right? Grab your guns. Don't don't fuck with Texas. Don't mess with Texas. Everything's bigger in Texas. Build the wall. Fuck your mom.

No, the state motto of Texas is friendship. Yo, the state motto of Texas is the opposite of every commonly held connotation of the state, that's a major failing on a PR department of the state of Texas to get your messaging that wrong. Everyone thinks it's go fuck yourself. It's friendship. That's 180 degrees off message. That's how chulo they were when they got to Texas, their friendship, and then you get to California and the state motto of California is Eureka, we made it was far from the British as we can get.

Fuck those assholes, legalize weed, make movies. Do our fucking what? Dream Ronnie Chang. Asian comedian destroys America only on Netflix now.