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Plus, I don't know me and my girls dynamic is all still like we got to work on all our shit, like right now we're not celebrating holidays. Cancel all the holidays. Well, I'll forgive none of them Valentines Day, Christmas, only thing we do is birthdays on Shiro's.

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She thinks I'm being mean, I'm like, no, we'll celebrate the holidays again when you get a job. Right now, she's not working right, and I want I met my girl, showed up like it's not like my girl get shit off, but right now she's just in a transition. She's not working. And when I met her, I didn't make any money. I was broke. She made a lot of money, but now it's the opposite.

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I make a lot a lot of money, and she makes like zero money. So, no, we're not doing a holiday, a holiday with you for it's not fair, it's not equal when I have an equal transactions like two adult shit, right? It's not like I buy her back. She goes, buy me some Gucci shoes holiday. No, buy her a bit. And then she gives me a coupon for a back rub like she's seven fucking years old.

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I got to look in her eyes, act like this is a respectable fucking gift because she's put me on the spot. It is my heart and I mean it, bitch. I don't want a back rub from you. You don't even know the back rub. Right? So no, no holidays, I don't want to bring a kid into this now, I got a paper pay for you do all this shit, protect you both because she thinks that, too, because she's crazy, you know, like I get that I'm wearing outfit, but the guy can't fight chillis and underwear's.

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So give me superpowers money. Now, the Dow was in the shower, she went to the store, she didn't lock the fucking door. That's how I know she thinks I can handle everything. That's crazy to leave a woman in a shower soaked up gamosa.

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I'm going to show my titties is soapy. I got soapy titties in his shower and my sister's perky. They sit, I pop dishes out the broad. I only go to hear it. Good. This is good titties. Not a lot of wear and tear because I don't take a lot of dicks. So they're not bouncing around titties, titties. Sounds it up here on point. So I get out the shower, I check the door, the shit is on.

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I was livid. Livid was like, yeah, that's fucked up, how dare you don't lock the door? She was like, how did you even know it was on like like this? Because I'm a bitch. And I checked. I'm petty bitch. What are you talking about? First thing I did hit that lock. See what she was on and figured out you all bullshit. She I don't get the big deal.

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What's the big deal. I was like the big deal is whenever you're in the house and I leave the house, I lock up the house because that's the rules. The pussy pussy in the house. Lock it up. Everybody know that. Everyone's been taught that pussy, the aside lot, the Palestinian side, you know, leave it loose willy nilly for anything to fucking happen. She let me ask naked in the showers if the rapist was going to come in and be like, nah, she got a I ain't going to do.

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What I don't do is take fake pussy that's off the menu. I take all types of ads, but not the one that's faded. Jesus Christ. The other night we were laying in the bed, we both heard some I said, babe, did you hear that? She was like, Yeah, go check, bitch, want me? If there's a whole niggaz in here, we both need to go say it's going to take two of us to get him the fuck out of here.

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What are you talking about? We both might end up sucking his dick at the end of the day. And you're on the ball because I pay the rent. I'm not sucking balls and paying rent, baby girl. I'm Shaft and balls are yours. Then we got to have that goofy shit over Syria. We did what we had to do. Let's not talk about the shit.

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