Sore muscles, back pain, headaches and weakness, if you have covid-19, getting a good night's sleep can be rough, but starting now, your pesky pains are over. From the makers of Mr. Pillow comes a brand new product, the Mr. Pillow Coronavirus Vecsey.

Hi, I'm Steve Wynn, now the creator of Mr. Bill and Mr. Pelo. Plus, for 20 years, I've dedicated my life to making firm yet fluffy pillows that don't break the bank.

So I thought, why not take the magic with Mr. Pillow and use it to make a vaccine for coronavirus?

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Pelo vaccine in the mail, and three days later I already feel immune to covid and ready to mix and mingle. I'm even going to a pool party later. Thank you, Mr. Pelo.

And I had covered for three weeks and then I got it again.

Hey, I think I'll load up on that vaccine right now. Nurse.

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