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Can you see cheese on my shirt? I was.

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Eating cheese. With macho cheese?

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In our household, we just eat crackers cheese and pepperoni.

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Little charcuterie board?

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Definitely not put on a board. I put on a plate. Actually, I don't do anything. Kai! Kai! Can I get a cracker with Blueberry, goat cheese, and pepperoni?

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We're doing an experiment. Are you.

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Out of your mind? Okay, this is bad timing. She's making dinner right now for her whole family.

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You are such a prick.

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She's got flour on her hands. That's not flour, asshole. It sucks. Oh, so you have to clean hands. Do you don't think pepperoni would go well with the.

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Blueberry Good Cheese? And cracker, say and cracker.

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Doesn't that seem like it's a weird combination? No, it's salty and sweet.

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That's what we're fucking.

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Talking.

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About. Can I try it? Another win for the dummies.

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Now you both are teaming up against me. I got to try it now. What do I have? I'm going to need to try this. Can I try this? So should we start the show or should I wait for the Blueberry Good Cheese?

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Let's do a little intro. Welcome back to New RISE, presented by Wave Sports and Entertainment and brought to you by Uncrust, Uncrustables. That's right. That PB and J that just can't resist. That is good. And cutting carbs, taking that crust off, baby. It's healthy eating.

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I don't know that that's how that works.

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The best part of the sandwich, Uncrustables, can't beat it.

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Time out. Time out. Time out. Is there a crust to uncrust on an uncrustable?

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There is, for sure. Yeah.

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There's no chance.

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Yeah, we already talked about this. My tight end coach, Tom Melvin, shout out to Tommy Mel, he uncrust the uncrustables. The part where the forks would be on my.

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-oh, my gosh.

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-empanada or something. Yeah, you.

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Just - I forgot about that.

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To be honest, I mean, it's the most average part of the uncrustable is that part.

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I love the crust of the Yung-Crustable. I'm serious. I'm a big.

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Crust guy, though. Because you're a crusty some bitch right now. We are your host, I'm Travis. Here we go. This is my big brother, Jason, Kelsey. New Heights comes to you every single Wednesday during the NFL season. Subscribe on YouTube and wherever you get your podcast. Follow the show on all social media at New Heights Show with 1S. And check out our official fan club at newheightsshow. Com. Jason, how is that pepperoni and goat cheese, blueberry goat cheese with a cracker? Salty and sweet. You're such a fucking prick. Don't do this. I'm not bad.

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It just doesn't like... It's just a weird combination.

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No, it's not. No, it's not. It's amazing. I just think- It's not my goat too. It's literally just like if it's on a plate, I'll throw all three of them together.

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If it would have been if it was.

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Like- Cranberry, goat cheese?

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No. What's the... Honey goat cheese? Not so prosada. What's the other prosciuto? If it was like prosciuto, it makes sense because it's just like a saltiness. But pepperoni has like a little bit of other flavors. It just.

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Doesn't… Yeah, I hear you.

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If it was honey, it would go well. But the blueberry and the pepperoni is a weird complement. I'm staying by what I said. It's not bad, though.

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As he goes for a second. He's such a… I mean, not bad. Look at the man. He'll eat anything. Jason, tell Collie thank you.

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Thank you for giving me to the bottom of that. She hits me.

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Yeah. Well, she's going to even hate you more tomorrow. Jason, why don't you tell everybody what we got coming up?

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We got a fantastic episode as usual, everyone. We're going to recap both of our week 16 Christmas Day games, get to some fan mentions, and we'll break down the biggest storylines from around the NFL. Yeah, we only got two games left before playoffs start.

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Playoffs.

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Talk about that a little bit, I guess. But first.

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Well, that was first?

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Noonoo. Noonoo. Hey.

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We got a guest episode coming up. That's right. We have for you, 92% for being so loyal and tuning in every single week and being such fan of the Kelsey household, we have a Kelsey family year and holiday spectacular. That's right. I read that correctly and it's dropping this Friday. It's going to be a revolving door of Kelsey family members coming through to talk with us. We cannot wait to share it with you this Friday. It'll be fun. We haven't even recorded it yet, so we're saying it's going to be fun. We don't know when we start it yet. It's going to be.

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So much fun. Yeah, but it's going to be fun.

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It always is.

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I think you guys have been asking a lot of questions to the New Heights team. We're going to ask some of the family members some of the things you guys have been submitting.

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I got some good ones. I got some good ones for the people that were-.

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We're talking to?

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Yeah, I got some good ones.

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Is it mom? Dad? Kyler?

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What else we got coming up, Jason?

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Another new news. Donna Kelsey had to bake sale.

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How about that? Yeah, mom.

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The Ken City Chees and Philadelphia Eagles were able to buy Donna Kelsey's Chocolate chip cookies. The fans that were at both Arrowhead and Lincoln Financial this past week at the Christmas Day game were able to buy our mom's cookies, which is crazy because I think that's the first time they've ever been for sale.

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Yeah.

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But yeah, all of the proceeds from the cookies benefited organizations selected by the teams for the Eagles. They benefited the Eagles Autism Foundation. For Kansas City, they benefited Operation Breakthrough that Travis has been intimately involved with. Yeah, thank you to all of you that ate the cookies. I hope they tasted good and were as good as they usually are for Mama Kells and supporting these wonderful organizations.

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You know it.

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Making it even merrier Christmas.

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Shout out to Mama Kels for spreading the holiday cheer with some good old Donna Kels cookies. Yeah, let's move on. I guess it was Christmas, wasn't it?

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It was.

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Christmas, yeah. Funny thing. Yeah. Usually, quarterbacks give out big, big, big prizes. Presents, I mean. Did you get any good gifts this year? I think two years ago or last year you got a big Louis Duffel that you did with the sandals. I think that's sweet.

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Yeah, that's my go-to still.

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Did you guys get any good ones this year?

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Yeah. Jaylen, the first year, he was the starter, got Jordans.

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Not just any Jordan, patent leather, bread ones.

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Sorry, I didn't know. Red and blacks.

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Bread, red and black bread.

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Bread. Oh, is that what it says? Is that.

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What it says?

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All right. How about that? These guys are clever. Last year was the Louis Vuitton bags.

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Damn.

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Then this year he got us watches. Not just any watches. It's a pretty nice watch.

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Oh, gold or white?

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It's white.

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I know, different.

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Typically, I'm a gold guy. I like gold, but it's a good watch.

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I like gold.

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Gold faker.

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Yeah, Pat got the entire Chief's offensive line golf carts, which was pretty sweet. Oh, nice. Yeah, I was trying to get out of the parking lot on I think it was last Thursday, and everybody's just flying around. Those things are street legal, so everybody's going about- They're street legal? Yeah, they're going about 35 miles an hour.

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Are these gas or electric?

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I believe electric. Yeah, I believe electric.

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Yeah.

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All right. You might not get very far, but street legal. Nonetheless, and they were all sweet, they were all custom to have the guys' names on them.

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Trav, do you guys do a gift exchange in your room?

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We have in the years past. This year, I just went up and teamed up with my guy, Daniel, Patrick, and got everybody who is a designer out in L. A. And- What did you get them? -got everybody the lower jumpsuits. Yeah. Nice. Yeah, nice, cozy, comfy. This winter, just enjoy a nicevelour top and bottom. Just a hoodie and sweatpants, man. It's so good.

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I don't know why I don't like volure.

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Dude, it's comfy.

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It's like those that blanket material that a lot of people like. I'm not a fan.

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I like- I got you one, too.

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Okay, well, actually, if it's from you, I like it.

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You can't make this shit up, people.

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I was saying if it's not done right, sometimes they just don't feel right.

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I know exactly what you're saying. This one's done right, though. This one's done - Oh, perfect.

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I'll probably look like that. We got-.

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What are you, more of a cashmere guy?

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I do like cashmere more.

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I don't know what it is. I think this is cashmere. This is a fuck I'm burning up right now.

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I like wool. I like wool a lot. Whatever. We're going down a major.

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Rabbit hole. You can cut all of that. How about you guys? Do you guys do anything in the O-line room outside of... Or you guys just let the quarterbacks get you everything?

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We do White Elephant every year. For those of you that don't know what... Does everybody know what white elephant is at this point? Nope. White Elephant, as opposed to Secret Santa, where you're buying a gift specifically for a person, White Elephant is you just buy the gift, it goes into a room, and then you get an order from youngest to oldest in the online room. That's how we decide the order seniority.

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Each.

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Person, after the first person, the first person has to pick a gift to open up. Then each person after that gets to decide whether they want to steal that gift or somebody else's gift or open a new present. Each gift can be stolen a maximum of three times. They keep going until all the presents are open.

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Nice.

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You can't steal the same gift in the same round, but it's pretty enjoyable. The hide items this year, there was a Dr. J. Autograft card. I think that was pretty dope.

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Fill it off of your own, baby.

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Oh, man. Oh, there was a solo stove. I think there's always one of those, I feel like, every year at this point.

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A.

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Solo stove? Yeah, it's like a fire pit, a smugless fire pit. Smugless fire pit-Like.

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A George Foreman?

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Way different. But you don't cook. Well, I guess you could cook with it, but just like a...

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It's a heater?

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Travis, you've seen this at my house. It's just a metal ring that you put wood in, you light on fire.

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Oh, it's a fire pit.

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Yes, that's correct.

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They will burn your face off, though. They will burn your face off.

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I got a kegurator from my man, Cam Jorgans. Shout out to Cam.

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Okay, Big Cam. Little kegurator.

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Yep.

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What are you going to throw in there?

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Probably some kegs.

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Should we get some Christmas pale-ale up there or what?

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I'll do some beers, but also, I don't know. Yeah, we'll see. Literally the hottest item I thought in the room was a flame door. We had a full-blown... I'm serious.

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A.

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Flamethrower. I'll get to the exact model of this thing, but it shoots up to 150 feet. What? Dude.

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150.

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Feet? 150 feet. If you get the right combination.

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Is somebody going to war? What the fuck.

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Are we doing? I'm surprised it's legal. I didn't even know.

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You can just buy these things? This isn't like...

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That's what happened.

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Should we even be saying this right now?

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I'm pretty sure it's legal. We'll find out, I guess. You could just get a 150-foot flavor. Well, it depends on what combination or mixture you put into it. If you mix the right amount of diesel, gasoline, and napalm, you can shoot that thing.

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150 feet. Yeah, it sounds like somebody could blow themselves up with this thing, but that's awesome. For sure.

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That's probably.

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The- This is amazing.

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That was the most eye-opening.

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A flavor? How many times did that thing get stolen in the white elephant?

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I don't think it got stolen. I think Cam got it, and nobody really knew what else to do with it.

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Cam deserves that.

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I was going to steal it from him, but he was like, Dude, open my gift. Then it was a Kegrae, so we were all happy in the end. Plus, he's definitely coming over at our house to use the flamethr. We're definitely using the flamethr.

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Dude, you got too much light. You got too much shit. You need to fucking torch. You need to torch that house.

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Just got to have a fire department, make sure they're... Or Haverford Fire Department, I don't even know which one it is, but.

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Make sure they're nearby. Just get the entire team to come by with a fire extinguisher. Just like, All right, everybody.

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That was brought by Landon Dickerson, who has another. We had a birthday party.

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Landon Dickerson bought it. Okay. I definitely would have thought that was- Lane?

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Yeah.

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Yeah, and he had a birthday party over at his house earlier this year, and he had a flamethrower. I think that's what got this whole thing started. It was a way less powered one. It was just a little spritzer, shot 50 feet. That thing was badass. I can't imagine what this 150-foot monster is going to be like. Oh, my God. It was the life of the party.

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Well, I mean, now I got to see it. We got to get that thing on video.

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Hopefully, they got to be safe, right?

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It's really fun when you have flamethrowers. I can't wait to see you guys use that thing.

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I was about to say, do you think you get through the security at the games with a flamethrower? They check everything.

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Yeah, there's no way. There's no way.

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There's no way. Could you imagine coming out of the tunnel? Just.

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Number 63, Cam Jorgans.

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This is a long track. Instant fan favorite.

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Yeah, let's get to some fan mentions of the week right now. First fan mention is we got a shoutout from the NFL. That's right. The NFL page posted us on their Christmas Day cartoon. I've seen them do this before, and I just don't get it. I don't get it at all.

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What don't you get?

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I'm feeding a squirrel, and Jason is a...

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You're feeding a squirrel?

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Yeah, and he's Philly Santa.

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How do you spell that?

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I'll leave that up to the dictionary. Also, Jason looks real tan for some reason.

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You're tan, too. Just not as tan as me.

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I'm clean shaved. I'm a clean shaved kid. As you all know, I do tend to shave my beard every now and then. I feel like I'm supposed to be pat my homes in this.

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I got a theory.

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You look like Jordan the Lottta.

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No, I look like Brandon Graham. Zoom in on that face. There's no way you can tell me that that is not Brandon Graham. Zoom in on it.

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It is. I don't have to. It's right there.

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I think that these guys make... Have you ever seen Disney? The same bear from Jungle Book Blue is also in the Robin hood one with that bear. They repurpose drawings to save time when they're making movies. I think that the guy who made this cartoon just took Patma Holmes' face, put it on your guy, took Brandon Graham's face, put it on my guy so that he didn't have to go through the time of making another face. I'm on to.

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You, bud. I just put a Santa.

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Yeah, I'm on to you. You're not fooling me.

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You're the exact same skin complexion as Jay Lenner. It's right next.

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To you. Yeah. Well, I mean, it's pretty accurate.

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Nonetheless, shout out to the NFL for throwing us up there.

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It's an honor to be Santa.

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I haven't fed a squirrel in a long time, but I'm always down.

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It is pretty cool. The record that Jaylen's playing is a gold record, and that was the color of our album this year.

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Yeah, I haven't opened the album.

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The Delux album is gold. It's the only one. Pretty cool.

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I like gold.

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Yeah. Then in other Christmas news, there's a tweet about me that a bunch of you might have seen, but about a million of you actually, I guess, tagged us in this tweet from @dumplingmenace aka Increstibles. My sister, he looks… My sister says, I think that's what they're saying. He looks like Jason Kelsie, me, looks up to see who she's talking about, and it is the Santa from the Rudolph Christmas claimation old one.

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I'm not buying into it.

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I've always gotten I look like Yukon Cornelius. That's the one that everyone's always… It's from the exact same movie. I was shocked when this picked up so much steam because I've always gotten that one. I think we're both getting major Ed Kelsie vibes with The.

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Snowman, right? 1,000%. Yeah.

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You can't just.

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Say- That's an Ed Kelsie. -fat people with facial hair look like Jason.

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Maybe even a little bit of Uncle Don to be honest with you.

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Just Uncle Don is just not that round. The eyes are.

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Just pointy. The eyes, it's a little bit more of a goatee-ish type thing. You had.

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The handlebars at one point.

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I did my rookie year.

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They were fucking disgusting.

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Did a little nose shave November. It was really bad.

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Yeah, you went all in.

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What was worse is when you don't twirl it up and it's just all sitting down.

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It's the Walrus.

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I would drink like a pint, and you could see the mustache hairs floating in the liquid that you're drinking. That's when I was like, Yeah, this is.

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Absolutely gross. I almost just threw up.

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Yeah, it was bad. It was.

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Really bad. You had real flavor savers.

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Oh, legit. Yeah.

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You just...

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Oh, so festive. Oh, look at you. Oh, don't. Oh, did you have a good Christmas? Are you a long-long-finned, Brandon? Did you have a good one? Are you a.

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Long-long-finned, Brandon? Where are you at home? In your old room at home? Yeah, I am. I had a good Christmas. I got a nice pair of socks. I don't need your bullshit. Let's fucking go, man. Nice. Let's go, man.

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-what kinds are they?

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-socks are underrated, man. Socks are so underrated. Yeah, I got some warm socks. I got some warm socks. I got some warm socks. My parents always take care of me. I love wool socks. Jason doesn't fucking wear socks. Stop, Jason.

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I wear wool socks when I'm not wearing my sandals.

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It's underwear he doesn't wear.

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Never.

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Let's get to some bold topics. Starting with both of our games. How about I start with your game? Because that was a lot better than my game. Eagles, 33, giants, 25. On Christmas Day, the Eagles find a way to get a big divisional win late in the season on Christmas Day. That's right, Jason. You got any initial thoughts? You big, jolly Christmas man. We had a happy Christmas today and a happy Christmas. I won.

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Yeah, obviously pretty damn happy to be back in the win column.

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That's a good column to be in.

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Still got a lot of things to clean up, but definitely offensively put up a lot of yards. Listen, the giants defense has great players and Wink is going to make it as difficult as possible. Boy, Diddy.

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Putting.

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Five guys on the line of scrims, bringing safety off the edges, building you in demand calls and running zero off of it one second. The next second is his own pressure with guys dropping the next second. It all looks the same. He was on it. He was very difficult in the game. They got home sometimes. We had some big plays off of some where Jaylen was able to either escape and make a throw down the field or get it out quickly.

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I love his decision making. I was watching the game like, Yeah, this is the Jaylen that is... Nobody wants to see this Jaylen. He was definitive with his reads, and he's just getting that ball out fast to guys that could do something with it. Deandre Swift is one of them. Everybody's screaming, run the ball all game long. But before we get to any of that, why don't we get into some pre-game fits. Jason pulled up with the flip-flops and the hideous Christmas sweater. Whoa.

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Why.

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Hiddenous? The Santa hat that doesn't quite fit.

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It doesn't. Is it obvious?

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I mean, it looks like a child's hat on you.

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I couldn't put it all the way down on my forehead. I had to leave it on that top half.

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Yeah, he's a coofie. Yeah, I'm with you. What are you holding there in your hand?

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I've got some Reese's peanut butter puffs.

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Oh, are you sponsored.

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By Reese's now? I am not.

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If anybody deserves to get a sponsor for Reese's, it's Ed Kelsey.

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That's true. He is.

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The Reese's fucking king. But keep going. Who did you get this from?

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Oh, yeah. As we were going into the stadium, the security guys were checking the cars and one of the security guards is always there. Al.

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Big Al. Yeah.

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They're like, Hey, Al's got something for you. I looked over and he's got a big old box of Reese's peanut butter puffs with him. So shout out to Al.

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Did you have a bowl right before the game?

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No, unfortunately, there weren't any bowls, but I had some after.

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The game. Yeah, you need that to have a bowl of cereal that you need a bowl. Yeah. Shout out to Al for bringing the Christmas spirit, man.

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Dude, very thoughtful.

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Yeah. Christmas spirit. And sounds like a 92 percenter. How about it, man? That's right. Eagles Start Hot took a 20 to three lead at half time. First half featured a lot of Jaylen, brotherly shoved TD and a 36-yard touchdown pass to Skitty Batman. And then the giants might have been poking the bear a little bit on the shove TD. Did it get a little hostile down there or what?

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No, it was just people were yapping back and forth at each other. They're talking trash. I'm talking trash.

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Oh, yeah, some good football talk. Just seeing what presents you guys got for Christmas. What fucking.

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Present you get? Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Obviously, we played those guys a bunch, so it's always a little bit more amped up. They came ready to go, man. They were fighting hard right from the get-go. Every time the Andre Swift gets tackled at the one, I just look at him in the huddle. I'm like, I'm so sorry, man. You know exactly what we're about to do.

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You got to eat it, man. You got to eat it. 92% best play.

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Swift, newsflash. Go down at the two or get in the end zone. Don't go down at the one because it is a hundred % the next play we're running. If you go down at the two, we'll probably run inside zone again.

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Yeah, man, it's fun to watch them fucking run the ball, though, man. Godly.

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It is. It is.

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Most points for Eagles in a half all season. Throwing up 23 scores or for if you have to me, you got two touchdowns on field, based off of what I just read. Giant's Clawback in late, though, the giants benched Tommy DeVito. Shout out to the Famila at the end of half. Then Tyrodd Taylor, man. Yeah. Oldie but goodie, man. Tyrodd, man. Our first bowl game together down in the Orange Bowl, man. Vitek.

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Vitek.

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Tyrae, Taylor, and Cam Chancellor, man. Should we tell them.

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Marty, Gideon? Do you want Marty on Tuesday? You want Marty on Saturday? The best line I've ever heard.

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This is the first day. I'm a freshman in college. I'm sitting in my locker and I see Marty come in and it's snowing. It's a blizzard in Cincinnati. We play in the beautiful state of Florida. We're down to Miami for the Orange Bowl later that week. But we were still trying to get some practices in Cincinnati getting ready for the hokees, Votech Hokeys. Long story short, Marty came in a little, My bike, my bike. He's got the Florida accent. My bike hurt, my thumb hurt. I can't practice in this. What are we practicing in this blizzard for? If we're playing down in 80 degree weather down in Miami, this doesn't make any fucking sense. It's a fair point. Bryan Kelly comes into locker room, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop. Everybody's whoop, whoopin'. Whoop, whoopin'. He walked straight up to Marty. Marty stands up at his locker. They have a few words back and forth. It doesn't sound like they're agreeing on anything. Marty takes off his glasses, looks at the sign and says, You want Marty on Tuesday or you want Marty on Saturday? I'll let you figure it out. Glasses back on. It was like a fucking movie theme, man.

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And sure enough, Marty was out there in sweatpants.

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Coach said, I'll take Marty on Tuesday and Saturday.

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Marty won that one, but we got fucking rolled by the hokees, man. Shout out to Tyrod Taylor, man. So he came back in. A muffed kick led to a TD for the giants, followed by a 65-yard pick. Pick six after a Dallas Goddard fell down, man. Fuck, that hurts. Then 15 unanswered points. It's 2018 all of a sudden. Jaylen Hertz picked up a horse-collar tackle on the INT return, unfortunately. Maybe the only QB I've ever seen get that penalty. I don't know if I've ever.

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Seen- I feel like I've seen another guy get that too. I can't remember.

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But at that point, I mean, threw a pick, given up a touchdown, penalty, just fucking pour it on. Just pour it on. Who gives a shit? Let some frustration out. Just don't hurt anybody.

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As somebody who is familiar with the rules of horse-collar tackles, because I'm admittedly not that familiar, I feel like everybody is very gray on what actually is a horse-collar tackle. They pretty much people just call for it anytime somebody has somebody.

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Around here.

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Yeah, you can't just call. -around here.

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No, it's in the back.

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It's only in the back. I thought it was at the.

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Side too maybe. If it's at the side and you yank towards the back of them and you get like that falling back, that's falling back. That's what they're trying to get rid of, which is the same along the same lines as what we've already been talking about in the what do you call the rodeo tackle? The rodeo tackle, the jump on the back of guys. Yeah, the hip drop. Yeah, the hip drop. So it's along those lines, but you're just grabbing a guy by his collar. Or I've even seen it like you grab him by his nameplate on the back of his jersey. You can't do that either. It's one of those discretionary gray. There is a gray area, I feel like.

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Yeah, this was for sure a horsecaller, though.

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No, he had a full textbook. It was like-.

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No.

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Question. -you're not getting in there. All right, you're in.

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You're in. You're in, but yeah.

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What was the vibe like when that happened? It was probably the biggest play of the game because all of a sudden you guys were-.

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Yeah, listen, it's a huge momentum shifter. Between the kickoff and then that play, the first thing that I think all the guys who have been through the game a lot, all the experienced players right away is like, Listen, guys, we're still moving the ball. We're having success offensively. Don't let none of this stuff distract us from what we've been doing all game. I think that's the only thing that we... If that would have happened and it would have been something like where we hadn't already been having success offensively, then it would have been potentially even bigger. But for us, it was like, we just drove the ball down the field and they got a tip ball with the receiver falling down, interception for a touchdown. Let's not burn the ships yet. Let's just get back out there and go put together another drive.

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When a team is starting to and they're making big plays and all of a sudden our offense gives up a touchdown, those are momentum swings where you got to circle the wagons right now. You know what I mean? On the sideline, you got to get everybody on the same page because that momentum can get out of control and it can just bleed. You know what I mean?

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Absolutely.

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To see you guys come out, have a huge first down or a third down conversion where a hurts hits AJ Brown and then the drive ends in a touchdown. I mean, that's enormous momentum to get back as a team, let alone just the offense. The defense feels that everybody feels that in the stadium when you guys score a big touchdown after a play like that. There were a lot of run-the-ball chance. Yes, there were. I think everybody heard them. Were you hearing them down there on the field?

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I don't remember them, to be honest with you. Everybody else heard them. Maybe I was just too in my own head trying to figure out how to pick up these blitzes. Wink was throwing at me, but-.

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That man was locked in.

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Yeah, I don't recall the Run the Ball.

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Yeah, in the past few weeks, fans have gone an over here with signs actually, protesting.

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I have seen there was one sign I saw.

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On the chance, nick said he didn't hear the Run the Ball chance.

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No, he did.

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Oh, he did hear. He said, Yeah, he did hear the chance in quotes. I think I'd hear it even if I had a double headset. Okay, so loud and clear from what he says. Jokes he appreciates the fans, but the noise makes it harder for Jaylen to audible the line, so pipe down. Do the fans have any idea what they're talking about? I'll tell you what. As a fan, you see when you give DeAndre Swift the ball behind that offensive line with those receivers blocking, looks like a positive play every time. It looks like a good play. Probably run it a few times. Final thoughts on the game here, big guy. You had a postgame quote saying that it was a sloppy game, obviously. I think that was very evident. Did some really good things on offense. Jaylen played incredibly well and Winks phenomenal. He gave a shout out to the D coordinator for the giants.

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We've been shouting at each other all week, I guess. But yeah, I mean, it was a sloppy game in particular for myself. I've done physically, I think everybody played pretty well, which is good to see. But I think when you're getting so many different looks and all these blitzes, I think it just wasn't the cleanest game. That's one of the things that it does, right? That's why Wink is such a great coordinator, is it's not going to be clean and there's going to be weird situations that happen or you're not going to be on the right point. I think that for me, though, I think normally I'm a lot more on top of it than I was this past week. The snap had another false start. Frustrating last couple of weeks, but at the end of the day, happy to be back in the win column. Happy that the offense is back out there performing well. All that is definitely something that we're very happy with.

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Well, Devante made a big splash in the postgame interview saying that we're not playing good football right now as an offense. We're not where we want to be, and I'm not satisfied yet. We got 11 wins. I'm not happy. It needs to be better for what I want to do, what everybody else in here wants to do, and what we want to be. We're nowhere near that, so I'm not happy. All right, well, it's unhappy.

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Sometimes being unhappy- I'm happy to be in the win. There's no question about it. I do think what Devante is saying is extremely accurate. Listen, we won the game, but we need to be playing a lot better if we want to do anything impactful and reach the goals that we set forth at the start of the season. I think everybody in our building is aware of it, but all you can keep doing is just keep trying to get better. We did better than the week before, and I think that it's going to keep coming.

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Guess that's try, brother. Lebron, stat of the game. This is Per O-P-T-A stats. Don't know what the fuck that is. Opta. The Eagles are the first team in NFL history. That is right. The first team in history to fumble four times, commit nine-plus penalties, allow a 65-yard pick six, and allow 65-plus yard TD pass all in the same game. That is pretty impressive. You guys won the game.

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We fumbled? I don't even remember fumbling four times. The one was to special teams on the kickoff return.

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It really want to bring this one out. I want to bring.

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This one out. We had two. We had two. We had a pun. We had a pun that was fumbled.

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There was another one that might have been a snap or something.

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Oh, the snap. Gosh.

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I forgot about that one.

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Yep. Fucked my life.

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Then when someone recovered a fumble and then it popped back out. Yeah. When I bounce.

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Four fumbles. That's a hell of a LeBron stat, Opta. Thanks for that one.

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It's a good job. Bye. Maybe our stats guys can be as good as them one day. Brandon.

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Yeah, man, that was embarrassing.

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Not a merry Christmas in Arrowhead. What do you got? What are your first thoughts?

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I mean, we handed that team a win on Christmas. We literally played Santa and gave them a present.

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I'd be hard-pressed to disagree with you, but let's...

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All I got for you is that we are... That was embarrassing. Everybody in the building knows how embarrassing that was. We got a short week, so we're going to forget about this shit real quick.

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There you go. You guys are still in control of the AFC West, and we'll clinch it next week with a win. Or can clinch it next week with a win. Offensively, struggled a little bit. Had negative 18 yards in the first quarter. That's when I first started watching it because I was getting ready for the game and everything. Finally got back to the TV in the back. I think it was about three minutes left and I noticed that there was still negative. I was, Man, this is a rough start. The fewest yards in the first quarter by a Passman Homes-led team was obviously this past game against the Raiders where you were negative 18 yards. Then also actually in week 12 versus the Raiders, 11 yards only in the first quarter. Those are the only two games of his career in which the Chiefs gained fewer than 15 yards in the first quarter. What do you think it is about the Raiders with the slow starts?

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I don't fucking know.

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They're a good defense.

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Just can't catch a rhythm. It's not just the Raiders. It's been a lot of teams that we've played just trying to catch a rhythm and catch stride, knowing that we got guys that we can win with. It's just a frustrating fucking experience right now. Every single day we're going in here fixing it. I promise you guys. It's not just one guy. It's not just me playing like dog shit. It's not just us not being able to get the run game going. It's not just us not being on the same page passing wise. Everybody's in this fucking thing together. Everybody at some point isn't being accountable, and we all just got to bring it together, man, and put it together. I think we're taking a lot of learning shots, and unfortunately, we've lost a lot of those games. In years past, we've won those games, found a way to win at the end. Special teams, same thing. It's really just our defense that's keeping us in games. We were really banking on the defense, giving us one last drive. But we played so trash as an offense that we put the defense in a really tough spot there at the end of the game.

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It was one play can just seal it. That's what happened there in the fourth quarter. It's frustrating when you know you got the guys and you got everybody that you need and just things just aren't going your way around.

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Is there anything more deflating than a defensive touchdown, too? We had one in our game, and obviously the two.

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You guys had- There's one thing more deflating than a defensive touchdown, and that's back-to-back defensive touchdowns.

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That's fair. That adds up.

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That will make youThat will make you pretty fucking frustrating. I can only imagine. That makes you frustrating as an offensive player, as a defensive player.

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Like, dude, what's happening?

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You pride yourself on keeping points off the board. We gifted them 14.

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Yeah, well, the frustration was visible on the sideline. Obviously, you had the incident where you tossed your helmet in typical Kelsey fashion. It's a very normal Kelsey thing to do, apparently, when you get pissed off. Andy, comment about it after the game, the exchange you had with you. He said he went back in and did a nice job. Things happen emotional game. Travis is emotional and sometimes my red hair gets to me a little bit, but it all works out.

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He's looking out for me and I love him for it. I didn't go back out there and play good. He wanted to see the fire in me and I reacted in a bad way. He wanted to just get the best out of me. Right now I'm just not playing my best football and I got to fucking lock the fuck in and be more accountable for him, be more accountable for my teammates. I got to keep my fucking cool, man, because as a leader on this team, that's not how you switch the momentum.

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Well, you weren't the only one. Pat was also seen on the sideline trying to fire up the old line. I'd say Pacheco broke the training table. How about that? While being evaluated for a concussion? I know it doesn't look good, and there's better ways. There's always in hindsight like, Hey, shouldn't have done that. Should have kept my composure. But at least you're seeing a bunch of teammates that care about it. You know what I mean? It's not the healthiest way to freaking voice it, but this is what happens when you're in a highly competitive environment with a bunch of guys that want to win. Couple of offensive bright spots. Travis, you recorded your 900th career catch that's also featured a nasty, stiff arm in this clip. Tommy Townsend threw an absolute dart on a fake pun. Nice little quick receiver screen. It drives me crazy when people do not run these screens right. You see how you come in and you get inside the kickout block.

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Yeah, I know I had a huge block on that one, so did the Joan Taylor getting out front. Yeah, that's how the wide receiver screen is supposed to... That's where it's drawn out. Textbook. Textbook. You get me one on one with a DB.

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10 yards outfield.

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Preferably.

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You get inside the kick out, then you get back out if you can. But the way it was going, once you get inside the kickout block, he was just playing football. Go to the space, right?

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Yeah.

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Yeah. That was a heck of a 900th career catch right there.

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Usually you see these passes wide-ass open. This was not a wide-ass open pass. This was he back-shouldered him. This is a pretty.

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Good-he was low key covered.

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Yeah, this is pretty good fucking football right here.

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This is actually the same fake hunt we ran a few weeks ago against the Cowboys. It works really well when the gunners pressed up on him because the gun... I mean, he's immediately just trying to get leverage for the return. But the Raiders and safe pun obviously weren't as concerned about getting a return on this. Thank God, Tommy Townsend threw an unbelievable throw.

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Yeah, shout out to Tommy, man. Keeping the drive alive, baby.

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Dude, that's a hell of a pass.

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Tommy can huck it, man.

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Yeah, we've talked a lot about corrections, getting things fixed on the show. What do you think is the biggest thing you guys got to do offensively to get something going?

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Everybody's just got to fucking do their job. Every single play, it's somebody not doing their job. It's me. One by one, it's everybody on the team. Whether that's prep, whether that's having the confidence and understanding of what the defense is in their coverages, their gaps in the run game, how we're picking up blitzes, how we're running routes versus certain coverages, all the above, man. We show signs of sparks of what offense we can be. I believe we did maybe right out of half time, I think, or I forget, the entire game is a blur. But throughout the season, we've shown during drives that we can be a high-powered offense if we don't hurt ourselves with penalties, if we're not playing first in fucking 20 every other drive or every other set of first downs. Just hasn't been a well-oiled machine like we've been in the past. We just got to get everybody on the same fucking page. Maybe that's just getting into the facility and just talking things out together. Maybe that's getting a few reps after practice. Maybe that's getting a few more reps, mental reps with each other in the field room. Whatever it is, we got to do something else because it's been pretty consistent that we haven't been on the same page.

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We just got to take a little bit more ownership and what we're doing here. I'm not saying that I'm out of this. I'm the main part of this. You got to try and find a way to clean this shit up, man.

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Well, I know you guys will. Yeah, you, Patrick, my homes and Andy Reed, it's only a matter of time. Just keep putting in that work, brother. The good thing is once you guys figure it out, it's going to be damn hard to beat the Chiefs. Defense is still elite. Allow just six points, limiting the rookie quarterback eight in O'town over to 62 yards passing. Spagnola has been on fire all season. Raiders didn't complete a single pass after the first quarter. That is insane. Held the Raiders to just 205 yards of offense and two field goals. With two games left in the regular season, the Chiefs still lead the AFC West. Some postgame quotes, Andy Reed, We were just a tick off. Again, that's my responsibility to give them the right stuff to work with in the run game in the past game. That's what's got to take place. Homes, We've got to clean it up. I think if we clean it up, we can beat anybody. I truly believe that. But we've got to prove that we can do it. Yeah, man, those are the quotes you want to see. I think everybody knows it.

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You know what I mean? Yeah. All right. Lebron stat of the game. Most passing touchdowns in the first 100 career games. Pat Mohomes at 218 has the number one rated or has the most passing touchdowns in 100 career games. Next in line, Dan Marino. Pretty good. Aaron Rizars. Pretty good. And Brett Farp. Pretty good. Mohomes has only played 95 games. How about that? Still got five more games to get this number ticking north again. That does it for Chiefs Raiders. Let's get into some week 16 roundup trip.

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Updated playoff picture. Only two divisions clenched: the NFC North with the Lions and the NFC West with the Niners. With a win over the Vikings, the Detroit Lions won the NFC North for the first time since 1993. Believe they had a guy named Barry Sanders.

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Well, actually, I think it's their first time ever winning the NFC North because I think the last time they won their division-.

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They won the NFC North?

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-it wasn't the NFC North. I believe I saw that.

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Yeah, it was the NFC Central. I think. Maybe Lion's tweeted a great throwback meme of Jared Goff. That's right. See this thing? I haven't seen it. Don't be hiding. Don't be hiding. Malibu is the most wanted baby.

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Browns and Lions each have 10 wins for the first time in 70 years. Jesus Christ. That is a long time.

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Who would have thought?

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Shout out to the Browns and Lions for having organizations for 70 years. It's pretty cool. Three teams: Eagles, Lions, Niners, tied at 11 and four for the number one seed in the NFC.

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Dumb.

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Question. Do we think teams will continue to play starters for number one seat, or are they going to try and stay healthy? More important.

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Well, I think they'll definitely play starter.

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Listen- You're fucking battling for that number one seed. You're starting your starters.

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There's no question in my mind that teams are going to be playing all out to get the number one seed, but we'll see how it shakes out.

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Yeah. Three teams: Jags, Colts, and Texans tied for eight and seven in the AFC South. Only division with all teams still alive for the playoffs. The AFC North, that's right.

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Stacked, man.

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Browns, Bangles, Steelers, and.

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Ravens- Ravens.

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Ravens. Who just had a fucking- Huge win.

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They had a very merry Christmas.

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Very. Shout out to Lamar Jackson and the gang. Ref safety. How about that? Talking about that Ravens game. The Christmas Night game between the Ravens and the Niners featured something we had never seen before. That's the refs having an impact on the game. Who would have thought? A ref accidentally trips the Mar Jackson. I'll tell you what, man, this is the only time I feel bad for the ref. I feel bad for the ref, right? This is the most embarrassing way to fucking influence a game as a referee. You fall down and trip the quarterback in the end zone. As he's trying to throw the ball away, didn't throw it to anybody, so intentional grounding in the end zone results in a safety. You could see the refs get together right after this play, and the ref that fell down is looking at him. He's like, like, Damn it, that's a safety, isn't it? He says, Yep, and you could just see it on his face. It's like remorse. God damn it, I'm going to look like an idiot.

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It's good that they did not lose this game by a point or something like that because it would have been pandemonium.

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Oh, my God. It would have been fucking epic. Oh, my God. It would have been epic.

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What do you think is going through his head? Like he is just-.

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Get the fuck out the way. Get the fuck out the way. Get the fuck out the way. Get the fuck out the way. Oh, God. Do you think he's.

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More embarrassed that he fell or more like upset that he just impacted the play?

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You know what I mean? I think it's all the above. I think it's you.

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Throw it all the above. It's all the emotions are hitting him at once.

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Gosh. Just a fucking-.

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I will say, man, this is why... Listen, you're going to be an official in the Lamar Jackson game, much like an offensive line. You got to be ready for that dude to be anywhere at once. He starts rolling out, looks like he's going to go to his right, then he pure-a-whets, comes back to the other side and the official is on top of him before he even has a chance.

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The official is looking at the offensive line, trying to see if there's any holding or hands of the face. Realizes Lamar's rolling out right towards him. You know what? That's why you got to be an athlete. No matter who you are on the field, you have to be an athlete. This ref did not show his athleticism too well.

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I don't want to do that. He got caught in a pretty compromising situation. I don't know-.

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He got flustered. He got flustered. He panicked. He definitely panicked. He won 1,000 % panic. He was like, Oh, shit. Fucking upper body moved a lot faster than the lower body.

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But I don't know that I would have done much better in that situation. If I'm in a full back pedal, all of a sudden, all these guys just start coming back at me.

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No, you got good. You got them mama, Kelsey hips. You're opening them things up.

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Real quick. I think you think a little bit higher of me than what might actually happen. Anyways, oh, there's another angle of it. I don't even see this other. I've only seen that one angle.

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Dude, it's so bad. They slow motioned him. That was fucked up.

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Oh, and.

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They kept panning to the ref. That's why I felt bad for him. The TV kept panning to him and seeing his face of just like, God damn it. It's Christmas. My family's watching.

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This game.

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But all my friends are watching this game. I'm not going to be able to go into work tomorrow.

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Right here, you clearly see him trip him.

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Yeah, the old foot. Yeah, his feet just get tied up.

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Lucky you didn't have to go in the.

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Blue tent. Sometimes it just sucks to suck. You know, you just sometimes just got to.

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Eat it. I had my share in the game too. Let's get onto something better than that. The greatest doink of all time. We can't talk about this week without mentioning Patriots kicker Chad Ryland, who absolutely bombed the field goal post in their win over the Broncos. It's a hell of a doink. Sounds like a gunshot goes off. Yeah.

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It's got to- He had to have hit the mic. For everyone that doesn't know, there is a microphone on the top of the field goal post.

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On both of them?

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Yeah, on both of them. Did you know that?

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No. On both posts or both.

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Field goals? It's like the NBA. There's a microphone underneath the hoop. Yeah. I think the NFL does the same thing on big games.

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Is it to pick up the noise of the doink? Is that solely what that's there for?

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Who knows? I'm not sure why the NFL does it.

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Or is it there to pick up ambient noise? What is that?

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Maybe it's to pick up the crowd noise and stuff. Who knows, man? Seems like a weird thought. Either way, though, we hit that post. It was, like you said, a gunshot. Yeah. It's an aggressive doink. The greatest doink of all time?

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I don't know, man.

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I know one other.

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It's hard to beat the double doink.

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I love you, Naggy. Double doink. I love you, Nag. I love you, Nags. Fuck, I love you. I was there. I was there. Sold your field, baby. I was at that game. I gave Tyler Bray back up QB for the bears. I gave him a beer before the game.

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That's right.

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He was on the field. I just like, Dad.

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I don't want to You want to be here, dude?

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That's awesome. My guy. Shout out to T. Bray, man. Missed that dude. Yeah, I don't know if it beats the Double-Doing. Philadelphia wins a Super Bowl off of the Double-Doing.

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No, that wasn't that year. The Double-Doing was 2018. We ended up losing to the Saints the next round. That was the year after the Super Bowl. Double-doing.

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I thought you guys won Bears, Vikings.

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We won Bears, then Saints. We almost pulled it off against the Saints. Probably should have screwed that one up, but.

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Either way. Who did you guys play before the Vikings the year you won it?

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Falcons.

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I knew that. I knew that. All right, well, then yeah, this is the greatest dork of all time. New Heights, let's get along to the New Heights stamps of the week, baby.

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Let's do it.

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Let's hand out some stamps of the week to players who took their game to New Heights in week 16 of the NFL season. New Heights stamp of the week is sponsored by State Farm. That's right. Talk to a State Farm agent today and learn how you can bundle and save with the personal price plan. Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there.

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How about that? A lot of good options. A lot of good options this week.

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Yeah, we got some good ones.

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Lions are obviously clenching what is now the NFC North for the first time in history is a pretty awesome stampable moment.

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Dan Campbell.

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Ravens rookie Kyle Hamilton with his two interceptions against the 49ers. Another very stampable moment this week. A lot of good football and meaningful football being played. But I'm going to go right with the humorism, and I'm going straight to our Brownies. Amari Cooper, 11 receptions for a single-game franchise record, one of the oldest franchises in the history of the NFL and before the NFL or modern NFL, 265 yards and two touchdowns and the Browns' 36-22 win over Houston. I think a lot of people with the DeShion Watson being out thought that the Browns were going to trend downward. But lo and behold, they signed Joe Flacko. Joe's proven he's got some gas left in that tank. Come on now. Dude, he is chucking that thing. Amari Cooper, 265 yards in most receiving yards in a history of the Browns organization in the single game. That's insane.

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Awesome. I love this for-I love this for Joe. Shout out to Amari, first of all.

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We're giving the stamp to Amari, but I'm also giving it to Joe. It's a double stamp. But either way, we're going to Amari.

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You can't double stamp a stamp.

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You can't double stamp a triple stamp. Amari Cooper is a fourth player in NFL history with three career games with at least 200 receiving yards and two touchdowns. How about that?

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Dude.

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Sixth player in NFL history with four career games, at least 200 receiving yards.

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Yeah, unbelievable. Unbelievable.

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Way to go, Amari. Way to go, Brownies. Still rolling over there. Jim Schwartz and company is... Hey, man, they're getting ready for these playoffs.

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All right, now. All right, Travis. Who you got? Yeah, I'm going with the old George Pickens. That's right. Hey. Everybody loved to mention how he was not blocking for the Steeler's running backs and said that he wasn't a good teammate or that he only enjoyed playing football when he was catching the football. Well, George caught the football damn well.

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Turns out that's pretty.

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Important too. Christmas weekend, four catches of six targets for a 195 yards and two touchdowns. In Saturday's 34-11 win over the Bangles. I'll tell you what, man, he was flying around. Nobody could catch this dude when he had the ball in his hands. When he scored, everyone's like, I hear you talking. I hear everybody talking, baby. I'm just going to go ahead and keep putting up these dubs. Yeah, shout out to Piggins, man, for taking this game to new heights, man. I love it when somebody has a great game after everyone doubts them and doubts their integrity and all that shit. Obviously, you never know what's going on in a building, but from the outside, I could be happy for George Piggins, man.

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Dude, whenever anybody is going through adversity and they come out and they perform, it don't matter. I'm here for it. It's the greatest thing to watch ever. Four catches for 195 yards. I mean, he's basically averaging 50 yards of catch.

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Bye-bye.

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Yeah, we can deal with your run blocking. Yeah, just get.

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In there. You do that. You do what you did this past-.

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George, get better effort, but keep catching those 50-yard passes, please.

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Yeah. Shout out to George for taking this game to New Heights, baby.

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All righty, that's it, folks. That wraps up this episode of New Heights. Make sure you're subscribed on YouTube to the New Heights channel so you know when the new episodes are coming out. We're dropping our bonus video on Thursday this week, so make sure you check that out. We'll preview our week 17 games, maybe look at some fan art, whatever we feel like doing. And of course, make sure to tune in for the special Kelsey Christmas family year end holiday, spectacular episode that's going to be premiering this Friday. You won't want to miss it. If you have any questions or are looking for any information on the Kelsey family. I think a lot of things will be answered this week. Listen or subscribe wherever you get your podcasts.

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Once again, New Heights is presented by Waves sports and entertainment and brought to you by Uncrustables, that PB and J that you just can't resist. All right, now the best part of the sandwich, as they say. It's pretty damn good. Follow the show on all social media @newheightshow with 1S. Thank you to our production and crew always for making us look way better than where we are and to the 92% for tuning in. We will see you guys later this week with the family… What is it? Where are we calling that? A family spectacular.

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Kelsey family year-end holiday spectacular. I don't like that. It's Kelsey Christmas episode.

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What he said. Peace.

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Fuck, Ed, Kelsey, calling me in the middle of the show. Does he not know that we're doing the show.

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Right now? He does know.

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What is he calling me for?

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Answer it. Just answer it. Just answer. Hurry up. Put him on. Put him on blast.

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I already declined it. Let's see what he says.

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You decline phone calls?

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From Ed? Yes.

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Just let it ring.

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What's up, dad? Are you on your podcast? Yeah, we're on the podcast. What's up? Okay. Well, I don't want to talk and be recorded. We're not recording you. I wouldn't do that to you. Why would I.

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Record you? Brandon, stop recording.