Oh, my gosh. What does grandpa Kelsie's… We never.

Met him. Was it not Theodore?

Is it Theodore?

Was it Michael?

It might have been Michael.

Damn, we should know this man.

I know. This is embarrassing. Hey, what's up? Hey, what's your dad's name? Willis. Willis. Man, we were way off.

How the fuck could we forget Willis?

Welcome back to New Heights, presented by Wave, sports and entertainment, help, brought to you by the all new experienced Smart Money debit card. That's right, folks. The debit card that can build credit without the debt. Imagine that. We are your host. I'm Travis Kelsie. This is my big brother, Jason Kelsie, out of Cleveland Heights, Ohio. University of Cincinnati, alum baby. Go Bears and a New Heights episode actually drops every Wednesday during the NFL season. That is true. Subscribe on YouTube and wherever you get your podcast and follow the show on all social media at New Heights show with 1S.

Please.

As you know, 92% is Jason is going to tell you what we got coming up next.

We got a fantastic episode, Trabb. We're going to touch on everything that's been happening in the world of football as well as get into how we spent our buy weeks. That's right, including me getting roasted at a place called the Weiner Circle. What? Travis allegedly being out of the country, although you can never tell with AI these days who is where and what's where. Never know, folks.

It's crazy what had come out these days.

Then, of course, we're going to talk about the biggest storylines that have happened across the NFL in week 10. But first, before we get to any of that, we're always going to hit to a little bit of that. New news. New news.

Coming in hot.

That's right, baby. Family reunion game watch party at Beatups. We got some more details for our family reunion game, our family reunion game event that's taking place.

In Philadelphia. Yeah, buddy.

We're officially partnering with our friends at Beatups. That's right. Buffalo Wildwings and the 92 % are having a watch party on Monday, November 20th. I think that's the day of the game.

If I'm not mistaken. Yeah, that's Monday Night Football. They're watching the game, Jason.

Okay, at B-Dubs.

Which- There we go. And he gets it.

But they have some great wings at B-Dubs. We said last week, the watch party will be in the Philly area for all our Philly-based 92 percenters who can't make the trip to the Kansas City area. You have to be 21 and over to attend.

Got to be 21, kids.

Got to be 21 and over or have a really good fake ID. Whichever one you have will probably get you to the event.

Did you have a fake ID growing up, Jason?

I did have a fake ID in college.

You did?

Oh, yeah. It was my buddy, Alex Hamo's older brother, who was 26 and it had been expired for two years. It worked like a charm. Never got the knife. It didn't look anything like me.

I used yours for a little bit.

You used my ID?

Yeah, I stole your ID.

That's a good one because you knew all the information. I will say I did get caught once with Alex Hamo's brother's ID when they asked me what street it was on the license, and I had no idea.

This guy, he's not very good at flanking, ladies and gentlemen. The one thing you got to know is the info that's.

On the cover. After that one, I just have never been asked that before. I've never been asked.

Clear as day, not a flanker.

A very limited number of tickets are going to be available purchase starting tomorrow. That's Thursday. Thursday, November 16th, please follow New Heights on all social media for the exact time in which those tickets will go for sale. All other important information for the event will be available when you purchase the ticket.

We're also going to give away three pairs of tickets exclusively on our Club 92 website. If you haven't already signed up, head to newheightshow. Com and click on the tab that says, Join Club 92 How about that? The two of us obviously won't be at B-Dubs since we're going to be playing.

Football that day. That's the goal, at least. Yeah.

Knock on wood. But there will be two celebrities in attendance. That's right. Our cute ass intern, Brandon, is going to be available. And Jets, Jake. That's right. We're going to have a Jets fan in there.

You're in tree, ladies and gentlemen. You are in tree.

You are in for a dozy. But there will be giveaways, a raffle for some signed items, and of course, a drinking game with New Heights themed. A drinking game? Yeah. What should we have as the drinking game? What would it be? What are some things people drink from? Like if you see Mama Kels on the broadcast at some point, or you get a reference of Mama Kels, got to drink.

What are you drinking? Are you drinking whatever in your hand? Or you got to get a drink of something in honor of Mama Kels?

No, just drinking hand.

Just drinking hand?

Yeah, just drinking hand. What would Mom's drink of choice be, though?

I feel like she's like a reasling. I don't know why.

Sounds like white wine or something like that. I'm with you. Yeah, right? Chug whatever they mentioned in the podcast? I think so. That's pretty good. New Heights podcast. We get a.

Shout out. Is it a chug for however long they're mentioning it? Or is it like a chug where you got to finish your beer? It was like a water bowl until they stop talking about it and then you put your beer down.

I like that. I think you just nailed it.

If Travis, Kelsey throws or kicks a ball into the stands, you should have to finish your beer or whatever your drink is.

Fuck yeah, I'm in on that. You're in on that? Hopefully, I'll throw every… I'll catch a first down and throw that fucker in the stands.

Fuck. No. I guess, dude, that would be electric. You just start throwing… Travis is throwing his fifth ball into the stands today.

The chiefs are down to two footballs, both special teams, footballs.

They are running out of them. The equipment managers are panicking on.

The sidelines. You can see him here actually screaming into the audience trying to get a football back.

Just throw kicking balls.

Into it. Yeah, just fighting now. Yeah, well, we might need Harry to win us another one. Take a shot whenever Jason and I are shown on the split screen. Nice little, got to order a shot. I'll leave that up to intern Brandon and Jetshake to order shots for everybody, because it's going to be if everyone's going to be in there abiding by the drinking rules of the drinking game, that's going to be everybody in that thing gets a shot. That's on you, Brandon.

What else do we got?

What else we got on there? Oh, yeah. Anytime Jason's shown on the screen, you have to immediately start chugging until they stop talking about him.

If the chain gang comes out, you have to chug until the chain gang is back off of the field.

Like measure the first down marker?

Yeah. If they have to come out on the field, you have to start drinking your beer until they come off of the field. That could be a long chug. That's a long chug. Maybe it's only from the moment they put the stick down to measure how long the football is from... What do you think?

Not for- Yeah, I'm.

Just thinking of the chain gang.

Yeah, Chain Gang. I just like saying the word chain gang. I just love that Ed Kelsey was the chain gang at Heights.

I was on the chain gang a little bit.

I would have been cheating all day. That's why I can't be the Chain Gang.

Honestead.

Any time there's a... What is it? The brotherly shove. Anytime a brotherly shove happens, chuck.

Take a drink. Take a drink.

Chug until the end of the play. Again, tickets will be available tomorrow, Thursday, November 16th, for anybody wanting to go to the family reunion, B-Dubs Watch Party out in Philadelphia, please check out Join Club 92 on newheightsshow. Com to see if you can win some free tickets. Until then, we keep this thing moving. Sexy Batman named sexiest man alive.

Hey!

Look at you. That's me. You fucking sex symbol. You. Man, you knew. Kyle had it right the whole time. How did.

You bring that? That ain't working. It's the idea up there.

Yeah.

It's what I'm talking about. I forgot. It's a kid's show.

That just went in the swear jar right there.

What happened to the swear jar? Are we doing the swear jar?

No, we're not doing the swear jar. Why? I don't know. I didn't like it.

How about I'll put up the cash. If nobody else wants to put up the cash, I'll put up the cash. Are you in on it then?

This just sounds like you're doing it. I think it's a great idea.

We'll figure it out. We've been figuring out, Brandon.

Who isn't figuring it out? We're all just lifin'.

It feels like it's pretty standard.

We're just lifing. That's a verb. We're just out here lifing. It feels like it's pretty standard.

I did figure out that you can give walk-on scholarships now, though, which is crazy.

You were a walk-on that got a scholarship. What are you talking about?

No, I'm saying they can be a walk-on and get NIL deals that pay for their college tuition.

Oh, yeah. No, 100%.

Yeah, but then what's the point of… Why are any of these kids walk-ons? Why are we getting these kids?

Well, technically, that's how it works. It's just funded through the school.

Like you're only supposed to get a certain amount of scholarship players. This is like a loophole. Well, yeah. Now all of a sudden, you can have like 100.

Kids on scholarship. You think this is new, Jason? This is how they've been doing this?

This is definitely new. This is how they've.

Been doing it in.

The SEC. This is new since the NIL stuff, right? Because before you couldn't do that. I don't know.

They've been fudging this. They've been flanking this whole time. All right, let's get back to the sexiest man alive. We're not going to fucking start to get away from this, Jason. You were People Magazine's finalist for sexiest man alive. Unfortunately, would you come in second?

According to people, but if you ask Twitter, I was first.

Well, the other individuals that made the final list, Pedro Pascal.

I'm way.

Sexier than him. Usher.

Usher was sexy in the early 2000s.

Timothy and Jamie Fox.

I mean, Jamie Fox is pretty sexy.

I'm not going to lie. Lenny Kravitz, you could be Jamie Fox. I can't really tell if you beat him or not, but you were up there. You're up there with Jamie Fox and Lenny Kravitz and Usher and Timothy.

What I think of Lenny Kravitz, I'm like, That guy's pretty sexy guy.

I think Timothy just did SNL. It was pretty fucking funny.

Timothy is not my style. I mean, I guess if you're into a little.

Skinny like that.

Timothy is not my style. Yeah, I mean, whatever. Just being honest. That guy does nothing for me. I feel like he only got it because his name is Chalamet. That's a sexy name.

You're right.

He's got the name going for it. But then when you look at him, it's like, guys, not seeing it.

Just being honest. There's not as much sex as like, Oh, it's cute.

Pull up a picture of Chalamet so Travis can know who we're talking about.

I know exactly who we're talking about. I just saw him host Saturday Night Live. What was your reaction to finding out you were one of the most sexiest men alive?

I don't know, Travis.

I saw it. No, you do.

I already knew I was up for it, so there wasn't a reaction. They called me.

And they- They called you and told you you're the sexiest man alive?

Well, initially, you were supposed to be up there with me, but you declined it. There's no way.

How do you decline it?

I don't know. But apparently, you guys found a way to decline it.

How do you fucking.

Decline it? I don't know. Ask People magazine. I don't know.

They called you and you accepted?

I don't know.

I think so. I didn't get a call.

They called me and said it would be me and you.

Sexiest man alive is about to be both of us.

Sexiest brothers alive, yes.

Well, that's not the award.

I'm just letting you know what I was told.

No, you weren't. This is bullshit. More importantly, what was Kylie's reaction?

Kaylee?

She just fucked. She read it and it was like, I.

Told you. Like the rest of the world, it was just obvious. I don't know where you want me to go with this.

Did you get a trophy or a plaque from People's Magazine?

I got nothing.

They didn't get you anything?

I lost.

Oh, you're right.

What do you think of this nomination?

What do I.

Think of it? Yeah, what do you think of Jason, Kelsey being the sixth sexiest man in the world alive?

I've been saying it for years.

Saying what for years?

You're one of the ugliest people I've ever seen in my life. Yeah. This actually fucking threw me off. And of course- Threw you off? -like all the other family members like, Oh, there's got to be... They must have just fucking wrote his name in by accident. I'm kidding. I was fucking... I was proud for you. I was like, Nice, sexy bad man. Just being a fucking sex symbol out here just obviously the documentary warmed up everyone's hearts and showed the true passion you have and how you didn't give a fuck about anything else.

There's a lot of, I guess, things that I elicit out of women, I think. I would think sexy is not high on that list.

It's obviously higher than you think.

Husbandly.

Like- Dude, some women find that super sexy.

Listen, all the dadbods out there are ecstatic with this selection. Unfortunately, it could not win.

They had to get their diversity in.

See?

I'm in C. They had to get a plus size model in there.

It's like, Okay, we got this guy, this guy. We got to get somebody with some a little bit of body diversity here. We only got ripped, chiseled, or skinny, slender model looking men. Who can we find that might be able to get some plus size.

Diversity here? Who's a really big.

Sexy man? Who's a big guy that isn't really sexy?

They call Jason Sexy Batman.

That's right. What's sexy Batman looking like? Does he want to be a part of it? Give him a call. See if he's okay with this big joke.

Well, congratulations on being one of the sexiest men alive.

I did get a T-shirt. I didn't get a trophy, but I got a T-shirt. Shout out to Amage for the T-shirt.

Yeah, shout out to Amage.

I was going to wear it, but I'm not going to lie, I lost it.

God damn it, Jason. All right, well, let's keep the saying moving.

All right, Kyle's autograft, Eagle's jacket. That's right. For those of you that don't know the Eagles, and I don't know if this is who is officially making the jacket, but in Philadelphia, this jacket is actually known as the Princess Diana jacket because there is an iconic photo of Princess Diana wearing this Kelly Green, Eagle's jacket. Legendary. Well, the Eagle's Autism Foundation is auctioning off this jacket that was inspired by Princess Diana. They decided to use none other than Kylie, Kelsey to model it this year.

People appreciate it because- Princess Kylie.

Yeah, Princess Kylie- Princess Kyana. People appreciate it.

Princess Kyana.

Princess Kyana. It's up to over 20,000 right now. Matter of fact, at one point, Rob McAleney, shout out to Mac.

Big.

Mac. Yeah, at one point he had the highest bid at $10,050.

Hell yeah, dude. Okay, Rob.

Is now up to 20,000. Damn. And the auction officially ends November 24th. So there's still time. If you guys want to pay a lot of money for an autograft, Kelly Green, Princess Diana jacket worn by Kylie, Kelsey. I think it's autografted by Kylie. Who's it autografted by?

Princess Diana. That's who it's telling you. It's autografted by Princess Diana.

Princess Diana. There we go. Yeah, I think we should get Kylie to sign some more stuff.

She needs to... She needs to obviously do more photoshoots and sign more stuff because 20 grand is pretty fucking… That's a lot of money.

I know that it's a joke that I'm up for sexiest man of the year, but look at that woman. Look at that.

Talk of shit, playa.

Listen, sexiest woman of the year right there. All day in my boat. We got to get Kylie to sign some more stuff because apparently it's-.

It's.

Worth a lot. -we've been slipping on the value of that signature.

Get Kylie to work.

Other news, our song is officially releasing the day this episode airs. That's right.

Oh, the Christmas album, yeah.

It'll be out on Spotify for all of you wondering what a single song by Travis, Kelsey and I sounds like.

Man, I'm going to get just absolutely butchered.

You can go ahead and listen to that. The artist is the Philly Specials. But I think if you just search Fairytale of Philadelphia, it should pop up. Maybe we can put a link in the video if it's.

Out on time. Yeah, I'm sure we can do something like that.

Be on the lookout for that.

-check it out. Check it out. I'm excited for it. I noticed everyone in our office, or at least in the chief's office is like, Are we a part of Charlie Brown now? Charlie Brown. I was like, What do you mean? They looked up as like, You guys are using Charlie Brown cartoons as the album art and stuff.

The first year when we were trying to figure out the artwork for the album, we wanted it to be a playful, something that was nostalgic. I think we all agreed that that Charlie Brown Christmas album is one of the most iconic visuals.

Behind it.

Legendary. We decided to make a play on that. Thankful to the group or people that are in charge of that trademark, they were nice enough to allow us to use that trademark and produce an album that use that trademark or that intellectual property or whatever that is?

The peanuts, man.

This year, it's similar. It's a little bit different, but it's in the same mold for sure. Yeah, we wanted it to be playful. We wanted it to be more cartoonish than just an actual picture of ourselves.

Well, I can't wait for everybody to absolutely chop me down and make fun of me for how I sing. This will be fantastic.

Dude, Connor's got the... Maybe I'll ask Connor because Connor turns the comments off on the YouTube.

No, No, we got to let the things ride.

I'm going to text him right now. We got to have the comments on.

At least let our song ride so I can just feel the heat.

I'm going to.

Text Connor right now. Everybody can hear me sing like a little church boy. Silent night.

Holy night. What?

All right, now let's keep this thing moving. Ladies and gentlemen, don't forget to check out that album release, or at least me and Jason's song on the 15th, ladies and gentlemen, and we'll keep this thing moving. Boom. Fan mentions of the week. All right, now let's get to our fan mentions of the week. This is one of the craziest things we've now spoken into existence. That's right. It's an email from SpaceX, Space Flight team.

I still can't believe this is happening.

Yeah, no. This is nuts. I hope it doesn't implode because it sounds like I'm about to go.

To space. So you're really going to do it. Read the.

Thing first. Hello, I'm reaching out from SpaceX. I feel like I have to read this like a fucking futuristic.

First of all, right away.

It's just like scam.

It sounds like a scam. It sounds like a scam. It sounds like a scam. Hello, I'm reaching out from SpaceX, super official, promise.

Spacex, space flight department. All right, go ahead. Hello, I'm reaching out from SpaceX, space flight department. Why are you reading it like that? How should I read? I should read it like a robot. She just said it. Hello, I'm reaching out from SpaceX from the SpaceX, space flight department. We recently saw this article. It's an article about me saying I want to go to space. And is it possible to discuss space flight with Travis or his team?

You're damn right. It's possible. Person from SpaceX, space flight.

Oh, it's….

Dude, are you really going to do this?

Fuck me. Why wouldn't I go to… Dude, I want to go to space. I want to see once and for all whether the world is flat or round.

Dude, if you can prove to our teammates, to all of the people… How do I prove it? I don't know, take a picture, but then they won't believe that. How do you prove? Can you FaceTime from flight?

Yeah, but even that can be deterred. They can always make an argument.

It's so hard.

Is my honesty, not enough.

Can you turn your location on your phone and then they can see that you are orbiting.

From there. I'm just going around in a second.

Okay, he just went around a circle, I guess. He's probably- Maybe.

-it's very. Maybe.

We got to get Neil deGrasse Tyson on here to give us pointers on how to prove.

Please, Neil. How do we prove-.

The Earth is round.

-the Earth is round. How do we prove? I know it's already been.

Proven, but- Not prove to scientists. Prove to everyday people that don't know a lot of science, like me and Travis.

Like me and Travis.

I think that you don't throw a mathematical equation or something like that at us. Leave out the obvious ones like every other planet, sun, asteroid. Leave out the fact that everything else in the space is observably round.

Imagine if I went up there and I saw an alien. An alien just decided to creep over to the spaceship.

See, this is why you shouldn't go into space. This is what you're going to space expecting. You're not going to see an alien.

Jason.

Do we at least know who owns SpaceX? Because last week you said.

Jeff Bezos. No, you said Jeff Bezos. I said SpaceX. You said Jeff Bezos.

I did not say Jeff Bezos.

I promise you. You said Bezos.

No, I did not. Yes, you did. I promise you I did not say Bezos.

Well, shout out to SpaceX. Jeff Bezos hit me up if you need somebody to go to space. All right. Well, I know Bezos has a rocket that goes up to- Blue.

Origin is Bezos. Yeah.

So if I said Bezos.

Then- You might have said SpaceX, Jeff Bezos, comma. One of you two send us up there, probably is what you meant. All right, that's fair. I'll give you a pass.

All right now.

Can I get a cyber truck? If Travis gets to go to space, Elon, can I get a Cybertruck?

Please. No, if I go to space, I get the Cybertruck.

I got to get something cool out of this.

You got to go.

To fucking space. I'm not going to space. I like being on the ground with my Cybertruck.

What the fuck are you so.

Scared of? I want a Cybertruck. You're getting your hair in there. It blocks the bullets that are trying to get in.

Test number one on that didn't go too hot. We're also apparently influencing governments because the Prime Minister.

Of Australia- Dude, this is cool.

-he's fast tracking the citizenship of Jordan Melata. That is right. He revealed it on this show. He's not actually a citizen. It sounds like the Prime Minister is going to make sure that he gets a citizenship knowing that he grew up in Australia for forever.

What are the limits of New Heights? It starts off with dipping dots. Now you're going to space and we're making citizens.

Dude, I mean- Getting people that are- Can't just say dipping dots. I got Butterfingers and Buena bars and Kit Katz sent to the facility because we were talking it up so much during the Halloween.

There's.

Been a lot of stuff reeling in. I think, I don't know, man, maybe what's next? We can go to space.

92%ers, submit your ideas for what Travis and I need to ask for on this show. I think that's the best way to do it.

You know what I need? I need new chairs in the chief's tight-end room. I need the Cadillac of- Office chairs? -office chairs. I need a Lazy Boy recliner office chair. You know what I mean? Something that makes you feel like a fucking boss when you're sitting. You know what I mean? Yeah. Have you ever been in an old Cadillac with the seats nice and worn in?

Of course. Maybe you just get a bunch of old Cadillac seats, like bench seats and just….

Oh, Caddy. You got some old leather seats that are nice and worn in? Damn, that'd be fucking… I would be. I already struggle staying awake. If it wasn't for Accelerator, Active Energy Drink, I don't know what I'd do in meetings.

Enjoy space.

All right, now.

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Ass in here, Brandon. How you been doing, Brandon?

I'm great. I need to stop trolling Jake with jets picks. I think I've lost enough money to be an asshole, and I apologize to him profusely. I'll do my picks and get the fuck out of here. Really quick, we are putting nothing but money on the Chiefs and the Eagles game. The whole family reunion. I think after a buy week, I feel pretty good about a Travis touchdown. I feel good about patching my home's yards. I also think Jaylen for a rushing touchdown is sitting right there. But again, make your own picks, do what you're going to do. If you really want to tell me my picks suck in person, come to Philly. All right, I'm out of here.

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There's nothing like watching football at a sports bar. Buffalo Wildwings is the sports bar for football season. That's right, ladies and gentlemen. They have everything you need on game day and for game day. Seriously, everything.

Everything? They've got to be missing something. I need a lot of things, Travis.

You are a man of very few needs. Don't can't trick me, Jason. And, no, that is the case. I promise you, Jason, I can assure you B-Dubs.

Has it all. If I tell you I need wall-to-wall TVs, crispy, juicy wings with all 26 B-Dub sauces and dry rubs and a great beer selection. You're saying Buffalo Wildwings has all of these things?

I knew you weren't a man of great needs, Jason. That's three things that Buffalo Wildwings has. That's exactly what I'm saying. Plus, in addition to having all that, it's fun to watch the games at B-Dubs in a sports bar with your buddies. Even making some new friends when you bond with strangers over an insane game-wining touchdown maybe. I remember going to B-Dubs when we were kids and just wanting wings, let alone going to watch a sports game or something.

It's settled, Trav. You've convinced me I know where I'll be watching all games this season right in the middle of my local B-Dubs.

All right, now 92% make sure you get to your favorite Buffalo Wildwings location to see the games all season long.

Out of the house.

Get your ass out the house, Jason.

That's right. It's time for our favorite segment out of the house.

Our favorite segment.

I wonder what we're going to talk about on this segment. We didn't have any games from this past week, so we obviously got to get out of the house. I got out of the house and flew straight to Chicago.

Shot town, baby.

For Thursday Night Football. That's right.

Little.

Tnf. We went to Wiener circle the night before with Andrew Whitworth.

The famous Chitown Wiener Circle.

I got to say, I know that they get notoriety, I guess, for all the shit talking that happens in the Wiener circle and the insults like the comedy roasts that happen. It takes attention away from how good them damn hot dogs are. I'm telling you, they were unbelievable. Have you been to Wiener Circle? No, I.

Have not. I might have been in the area, but I definitely did not try any of those Wieners.

Do yourself a favor. I mean, it was literally the best hot dog. I'm not exaggerating here. They were incredible hot dogs. I think one of them might have been technically a Polish boy, but it was sensational hot dogs with cheese fries with real chatter on them.

Cheese fries and cheese.

Fries forever. Tuchy was awesome.

Yeah, the experience looked awesome. I would say you and Whitworth, fucking good TV man. You guys played off each other well. As all to do all of you guys are all one and the same. Always here for a good time. But honestly, I thought Puchi was about to fucking just rip you.

Crunch me, right?

And just roast the shit out of you.

That's what they all told me, and I was getting excited.

As you told her, or called her Michael Strayhan because of the gap in her teeth.

Listen, everyone told me when we were going there, Poochie is going to tear you to pieces.

So you decided-.

Well, I looked through the window and I saw she had a little bit of a gap. It's not as big as Michael Strayhan, but it's a big gap. I said, I'm going to hit her with this one right away because Ed Kelsey- You're going to set the tone. They said, You got to go back and forth. You got to make it fun. I'm like, Listen. Ed, Kelsey always told me you got to be the first one to punch. In a street fight, 90% of the time, the person that hits first wins. I went in swinging.

That's a nonsense of a fucking stat.

There's no way. Papa Kelsey. You call him Papa Kelsey a liar? You call him Papa.

Kelsey a liar? No, I just don't know how many street fights he's been at where he's ever throwing the first punch.

Dude, he was a boucher a little bit. Dad's been in some scuffles now.

Scuffles. You've reeled that back real quick. Big bag, Kelsey. For a guy that preaches to start a fight first because his second rule is to kick a dude in the nuts.

That is the one thing. Puchi didn't have nuts, so I had to go straight for the insult. I couldn't go kick to the nuts to start it.

You don't know what Puchi had.

That's a good point.

You joined the booth, Kurt, Herb Street, and Al Michaels for the Bear's-Panthers game. A little NFL-Paths video, baby. Yeah, baby. Man, you killed it, dude. You killed it. I saw the pre-game and then the second quarter when you went on, man. You obviously in this picture right here, you, Al Michaels and Kurt, are having a good old time, man.

It was exciting. Honestly, it was an unbelievable experience. Shout out to Amazon. Really just honored that they let me do that and be a part of the broadcast. I know the Chicago Bear's Panther is not the most exciting game. They're probably.

Trying to have a little- Don't be team shaming out here.

Nfl football, baby. That's fair. They made it easy. They made it super easy for me. It was basically just a bunch of interviews, answering questions. But it was awesome just seeing how everything operates, seeing what the booth actually looks like. The different monitors. You got the telemonitor right here where you can add the circles and lines on. You got this monitor here that controls your replays. You got this monitor, which is what the people are seeing at home. You got your producer and your ear. Al has his producer in his ear. Kirk and Al's producers are balancing between the two to figure out what happens.

Dude, this fucking sounds like chaos.

It what? Then you go to the truck and you see all the people that are responsible for the over 35 cameras, all the footage coming in, what's being shown, those producers in there.

Damn.

It was mind-blowing to see the operation that happens for a game and how seamless and professionally it all is done. It was really just cool to watch and see. I can't imagine the amount of data that is flowing through those trucks in a given game. The processing power. If I'm making an eye movie on the laptop, if I get it longer than 10 minutes, it starts to glitch. I can't imagine the bandwidth that these trucks are operating with. They have a separate one for the game feed versus the half-time show, pre-show, post-show. Man, it was something really incredible to watch and first-hand see it. You know what it felt like? The closest thing it felt like was Saturday Night Live, but on a much different scale because there's more things that are uncontrollable. But it gave that same vibe of like, Holy cow, man. There are so many people involved in making this thing happen and having it be the product that it is. Really, really cool with- Do.

You think you could do it? Do you want to do it? Does it look like something you want to do? I don't know, man.

I don't know. I think-.

Yeah, you do.

I could do the desk pre-post show, have an opinion on the teams and the games and stuff like that. I think any former player could do that. You just have an opinion on... Not to those guys are much better at it.

That was another thing. Yeah, that's not taking.

Away from anything. Watching how they bounce off of each other and do that. But that part isn't that hard of having an opinion on something. I do think the boot stuff, that's an art form that would take a long time to foster and try and be good at. Like Kirk was-He.

Was.

Sitting there having a conversation with me. He's one of the best to do. He's just like, Yeah, so what are you going on? Oh, okay. I'm like, What are you doing? You're not only are you having a side conversation with me in between. Then you're back here, then you're circling this, then you're rewinding to fast forward in.

He's had to have been doing this for almost 15, 20 years now. Exactly.

There.

Ain't no flaws in that man's game. It was so crazy. That's how he got the job.

It was so crazy how seamless and effortless both him and Al made it seem. I don't know how Al was asking me questions. Then on third and seven from the...

Just right into it, man.

You are on point. I can't even answer your questions and stay engaged in this. What's happening? No, it was very impressive.

Yeah. Well, you made everyone think that you definitely can do it because I was talking to all my teammates and everybody around the building. They were all like, Yeah, now Jason seems like he's pretty set on what he can do after football once it's over with. You killed it. They also made you snap on your week off.

Yeah, we were simulating what Josh Dobbs had to go through in Minnesota the week before, where brand new with a team just has to get up off the sidelines and go win.

A game. Isn't it such a fucking wild situation?

It's crazy. Who did that? Was that Baker that did it a couple of years ago? I think he actually had some practice.

He had like two or three days. He got there on Thursday, I believe, if I remember correctly, with the rams and then went out there and got the dub. That's right. He not only got the dub, it was like a game-winning drive.

Yeah. Which I think Dobbs was a two-minute situation that he ended up. Yeah. So shout out to Josh Dobbs. But yeah, they wanted the visual of actually looking like what it felt like when you're trying to get used to another quarterback's cadence.

Yeah, or a new quarterback comes in. What do you initially do? He, Fitz, mentioned that you immediately start taking snaps, but he made one mistake. He said, Listen, I don't want to touch your grundle. Listen, okay, ball security number one, you got to get up in there.

You got to get that grundle. If I don't feel your hand on my grundle, I don't know where your hands are at. That's the reality, dude. That's one of the things that's actually becoming a- The.

Hall of the quarterbacks are just out there. Seriously.

That's becoming a major issue with the college game because so much of the college game is played in shotgun. That when these quarterbacks come under, they have their hand barely touching. I'm like, Bro, I need to feel some pressure. I need to know where that hand's at, brother. If I don't feel pressure, I'm snapping to my ass. I need to know where their hand is. Touch it.

Don't be scared. Don't be scared, son.

Listen, if your knuckle don't smell like some sweaty balls afterwards, then you're not doing it right.

Come on, Fitz, get up in there and don't be scared of.

That grumpy.

Fitz wanted no part of that. He wanted no part of it. He was like, this dude just had some fucking chili cheese.

Dogs.

And French fries.

He was at the Weiner's last night. Who knows that this was.

Happening over there? That gun is still hot, I know it is. I think it's fuming-. -yeah. All right. Lastly, there were some 92 percenters in the crowd watching Thursday Night Football. Did you encounter a lot of the podcast fans out in Cheytown? Shout out to Cheytown, man.

That is one thing, not just in Chey town. Normally, the Philly airport is a little rough for me because obviously a lot of people in Philadelphia know me. Chicago, it don't matter anymore. The 92% apparently are everywhere. It was bananas at the game. Everybody is fired up about it. We obviously got the picture here, the new news sign that I had to go over and sign. But people were shouting at the whole game. They were into it. They were into the broadcast, which was cool to see as well. Of course, after the game, they were into it because they won the game. That made it even more electric. That made it even more electric.

Always good. I'll tell you what, man, Chicago is one of my favorite sports towns ever. Growing up, do you remember going to Chicago?

I said this, I don't know if I said it on air, but I feel like every Midwesterners dream is to make it to Chicago.

It's like the New York and L. A. In the Midwest. Exactly. I have big.

City lights.

I don't want to.

Make it too far away. If I can just make it to Chicago, I will have made it.

It is a fucking awesome place, man.

It's a beautiful city. Whenever we went, it was just awesome. They used to have one of the... They had that ESPN zone that we always went to.

Dude, I was just about to mention that, man. Do you remember going to it as a kid? Of course. Yeah, that was just fun. Yeah, it's like a museum for sports. You get to have fan interaction and stuff. Yeah, I don't know if it is either. But I remember it had the fan interaction stuff where you could, I don't know, shoot free throws or shoot from hot spots and then basketball hot spots, and then you could get a hockey stick and try and score on a simulated goalie or some shit like that. I forget exactly what it was, but...

Chicago is going to be so upset that we're talking about visiting the city. Espn Zone? We're talking.

About the ESPN. I mean, we did the whole Chicago.

Yeah, the parks.

The river. Yeah, we did everything.

What is that? Lake Shore Boulevard?

The Chrome Bean or Bean. Yeah. We did all that shit. We did all that extra stuff. We got some Luminates and Girodano's Pizza.

As a kid, all you remember is the ESPens.

Exactly. Man, I just went there for.

The ESP. Man, there was.

Just 3D vision in there. I was a hockey player. Some Black Hawks hockey man at his finest, baby. Cellios in a Monte.

I do enjoy it when those iconic teams in hockey are good. There's something different when the Black Hawks are good or the Red Wings are good, the Flyers are good.

Flyers.

Yeah. The maple leaves. When those teams are good, it brings.

A little- Because those fan bases, man. Those fan bases are.

Fucking awesome. It's just ridiculous. They'll get so behind it. The Bruins. Yeah.

Shout out to the 92 percenters showing Jason Love on Thursday Night Football and congrats on everything, man. It was fun to see you in that light, brother.

I appreciate it. It was an honor to be there. Everyone was overly nice. The whole crew, everybody took me under their wing. It was impressive seeing how good and seamless all of them are at that, everybody, from all of the talent on air to the talent off air. Happy that I was able to just be a part of it. Honored, really.

Hell, yeah.

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You always start this with, We got to talk.

About it. Well, you never want to talk about it. You don't want to talk about it, which I get you want to keep your private life private.

What makes you think I don't want to talk about it? Obviously, I don't- Could you want to keep.

Your private life private? You've been on record as saying you want to keep your private life private.

You're right. You're right. I do. But this is public knowledge.

Well, this has been public. This is public.

I can still keep that part private, but this is public. I went down to Argentina and it was a whole bunch of fun, man.

You went down to Argentina?

I went south of the equator, which I've never been. Never been south of the equator, ever in my life.

You've never been anywhere south of the equator?

No.

Wow.

That's what I said when I got down there.

Yeah. What was your biggest takeaway from Argentina? You were there for what? Three days?

Two days? I got there Friday, Saturday, Sunday. Friday and left Sunday. Friday, Sunday? I was there two nights. Yeah. I got down there hoping that I was going to see Taylor's first, or I guess, second show, but it got it got rained out. Really, it got thunder and lightninged out. It got postponed because the entire stage is a LED screen. So lightning and electronics don't mesh very well. Or water. Or water, yeah.

Yeah. There's a lot of things that aren't up very well. She didn't- Sounds like a labyrinth of issues there.

Labyrinth? Yeah. She wasn't too happy about it. Obviously, she prides herself on performing through weather or rain and things like that. But when it's unsafe to her and her crew and everybody in the stadium. You got to do what you got to do. But it wasn't canceled. It was postponed, as she noted. And you know what? I think everybody was accommodated for whoever missed on Friday to go on Sunday. And sure enough, I think it ended up being perfect. Everybody got to go.

What goes into postponing a show? I know it was a. When did she know that it was going to be postponed?

It was a couple of hours before-.

You're waiting, hoping that the weather changes, hoping that you get a window at some point to put it on.

Yeah. Then you get the expert in it all to tell you that it's probably best that we just postpone it.

Because this was all outdoor. What was the venue?

The stadium was unbelievable. I don't know. I forget what it was called.

Is it like a.

Soccer stadium? It looked like a soccer stadium, yeah. What would be at the ends of the field was an entire row of or an entire area of just high risers, everybody was standing room. So it was instead of people having seats, everybody just knew when they went to this event that they were going to be standing in that section.

How many people were there? Do you know?

I think it was north of 65, like 70,000. Jesus. Three nights in a row. It's crazy how many sold out shows she has and these venues that she keeps going to. It's everywhere. No, I was blown away. I was blown away. It was an electric crowd too. For everybody that went to those shows, Taylor was on record saying that it was one of her favorite places to play. Hats off to you guys for showing the love. It was fun, man.

How does it feel to officially the guy on The Cheaps?

You mean Karma?

Karma. That's right.

Yeah, no, I had no clue that... Well, I might have a little bit of a clue, but definitely when I heard it come out of her mouth, still shocked me.

Yeah, you could.

Tell on the video.

It was.

Pretty- She really just said that.

You were so shocked you left Scott hanging. Scott's over here looking for a high five.

Yeah, Mr. Swift. I apologize, big guy. Man, I missed that. I never missed a high five too. Big high five guy. It's the most electric thing you can do at an event. Sorry, Mr. Sweet.

He even had your chief's lanyard on.

Got him over here to the good side, baby. Scott.

What are we.

Doing, Scott? Just one by one getting all the good ones coming over.

You're going to let this man's devilishly good looks and relationship with your daughter sway you from a lifetime of phantom, Scott?

This is ridiculous. Man, I might have persuaded him at dinner the night before when I met him.

No, did you?

Maybe. Who knows? He's a huge football guy. Is he? Yeah, he played college ball, I believe, a year at Hawaii and then a year or two or I forget how long he was at Delaware, but I would think he was a linebacker turned center. He's pretty tall. Yeah, he's a tall guy, about six to two. Yeah, you don't see that like that. I think he was linebacker turn center, center and linebacker. It was a dual position. I had to.

Get together and talk to the center shop one day.

All right now, for those of you who haven't seen all the videos of me on your TikTok and your Instagram feed, I was enjoying myself down there in Buenos Aires. The show was even more electric, knowing that I had a little bit more to enjoy for. Yeah, Taylor absolutely ripped it. She killed it. It looked like she was having some fun up there. Not right now. Can you.

Hear that?

Of course.

Kids are going crazy.

Those little monsters.

What else did you do outside of just the show? Did you guys got to eat?

We got some good food, man. Had some empanadas and steak. They're big on all the different cuts of meat. Beef? -cuts of meat. Yeah. I got some good steak down there, man. Yeah, it was the first night I was there really the only night we had a chance to go to dinner was the night the show got postponed. We didn't want to just go and have a blast throughout the city like we didn't care about the show. We made sure we stayed in the hotel and kept to ourselves, man.

I'll tell you what, it was a lot of fun. There's a lot of fun watching it through social media take place, and it's a lot of fun seeing the look on your face. I'm glad that you.

Enjoyed it, Travis. All right, now, brother, we got to get you to a concert, man. See if you- I would love to go. -you love some good live music, man. I would love to go. I'm telling you, man, it'll blow you away. It'll absolutely blow you away, man. All right, well, we got out the house. Jason went and decided to taste some hot dogs for his getting out the house. I decided to go south of the equator, both using our time very wisely. Let's keep this thing moving, ladies and gentlemen, to some No Dumb Questions. That's right. It's time to answer a few not dumb questions because there's no such thing as dumb questions. Just dumb people. That's right. No Dumb questions brought to you by Buffalo, Wildwings. Let's go, sports barb. Nice. That was pretty good.

That.

Was pretty good. From B. Holly, from Boise. From Boy-e.

From Boy-Z.

From B. Holly, underscore from Boise. We got.

92% in Boise?

Yeah, dude, the 92% is everywhere, man.

How about that?

Has to have no dumb questions. 48 hours in Kansas City, question mark. I'm surprising. Sorry about that. I'm surprising my 14-year-old son, a diehard Chiefs fan, by taking him to the family reunion game.

That's a good one to tag him too right there. Hopefully he doesn't watch the show, otherwise it won't be much of a surprise.

Now, right now. We have never read to Casey, What are the must-do's in Kansas City if you're only there for 48 hours besides seeing the game, of course? Sincerely, a 92% are from Boise. Shout out. You, Utoho, Idaho. Man, I'll tell you what, we are known as the City of Fountains. That's right. We have more fountains in the city of Rome, believe it or not. Fountains. Yeah, big fountains. Definitely keep an eye out for all the beautiful fountains throughout the city. What's your favorite fountains? What's your favorite fountains? Probably the one on the plaza during the playoffs. That is a good fountains. They get that thing going red. Yeah, it is awesome. It is a beautiful landmark in the city, actually. When the Royals are up and running, they turn the water blue. Then obviously, when the Chiefs are rolling, which is all the time, baby, they keep that thing red.

Why the Fountains?

Casey Waterworks, baby. I don't know. Just got into it. It's always been their thing, I guess. The fans of.

Fountains are? Yeah. I was going to say go check out some barbecue. I think that's the standard. I mean.

I didn't get to that part yet, but yeah, we got boatloads and boatloads of barbecue. While you're checking out the.

Fountains- I put the barbecue before the fountains.

You name it. You can check out Gates, you can check out Arthur Bryant's, you can check out Slabs, you could check out Joe's, which is one of my favorites. Joe's, that's the one. Q39, got some burnt-ins.

Down there. It's all good. Q-39 is good.

Jackstack, classic Kansas City barbecue right there. Then anywhere that you see a barbecue sign, just go ahead and just go on the door and get you some little taste test.

You really can't go wrong. I will say there's just something about the Joe's in the gas station that.

Like- It's authentic, man. Yeah. It feels authentic. I don't even know if you can pump gas in that gas station anymore.

Who cares? It's the visual, the people there. Damn, that's good.

It's so good. You're making my mouth water. I might go get some right now. Then outside of that, check out something maybe the artsy districts. I always thought that that was a very cool part of Kansas City and not really heard about as much as everything going on in the crossroads. There's a big music scene out here. When you were in town, we went to the barcode.

Dude, I mean, listen, you want to have a good time. I don't know how old a 14-year-old, I don't know if they let under 21s.

In there. Probably not.

I mean, get them a good fake ID. You guys could have some good times.

Have quarter beers and play Blitz the entire night. We were fucking unstoppable. It was like a Blitz hang time, like a combo. One of the.

Things to Blitz, when you can play with two people and you can let one person get after the quarterback and the next person just-.

Play safety? Yes. Just fucking.

Depletes everybody. It can be just unstoppable. It's a lecture. Yeah.

Our childhood is what it is.

What else?

Yeah. I mean, that's 48 hours right there for you. We just gave you everything you could possibly do in Kansas City in 48 hours.

In Philly, there's a double-decker bus tour that I always recommend people go to because you can hit everything.

Yeah, you're getting a lot of American history in that thing. I would say there's definitely bus tours in Kansas City. Okay. Maybe not a double-decker bus, but you could definitely get a bus tour or something like that going. Or you could just go to the things I just told you about and basically get the bus tour yourself.

Just be the bus. Be this... Be the bus. Be, Holly.

From Sophie McAfrey on Twitter, Thanksgiving dinner with or without the Christmas tree up. Christmas music playing before or after Thanksgiving. The question is, I guess, do you have the Christmas tree up before Thanksgiving? I'm going to say no, you don't. I don't think those things are-.

I don't think we ever had it up when we were growing.

Up before Thanksgiving. I remember it. We always did it either the day after Thanksgiving or Thanksgiving after dinner.

I think it's nice to have the Christmas tree up for Thanksgiving. Just going to put that out there. I do think.

Thanksgiving- Two completely different holidays. -two completely.

Different holidays. They are completely different. But with having everybody there, it's a nice visual to have the Christmas tree, I think.

No, because then it feels like Christmas dinner.

Yeah, but Thanksgiving is the first time that you're kicking off for Christmas after that dinner.

No.

It's not. I'm just saying that's.

Way I feel. You're trying to mesh the two like it's like a kick-off party to an event.

It is. That's why the next day is Black Friday. It's the number one shop holiday for Christmas.

No. No way. That's why it's no way.

That's why it is.

It's right after Thanksgiving. Black Friday is the kick-off then.

Yeah, Black Friday. But I'm saying having the Christmas tree there to symbolize that it's starting the next day. I do think Christmas music has to be either on Thanksgiving or after, and preferably after. I don't think Christmas music on Thanksgiving Day that's a little bit off.

It's the exact same thing. The Christmas tree and Christmas music are the exact same things.

The tree is just a visual thing. It's pretty. It's nice when you have all your family members there eating and the trees in the background. I'm pro-Christmas tree, which I've never been organized to get done before Thanksgiving or on Thanksgiving. This guy is such a such a joke. It's never happened, but I.

Can think in my head. He's never actually done this, ladies and gentlemen. He's just in his head.

He's not against it. I've never thought about it, but I'm just thinking about it right now, and I'm pro-Christmas tree.

At Thanksgiving. You've never done it, so it doesn't fucking count.

Well, maybe we do it this year.

No.

It won't happen. It might be nice.

No, I don't believe you're going to do it. Well, you heard our dumb asses talking about that.

Subject for a while. I guess that's our opinion on that.

Shout out to Sophie.

Make sure to check out her Christmas song today.

For the last one, Nina Grankin, Greekin via e-mail. She set this one on the email.

Via e-mail. She's still using e-mail?

I feel like such a gibronie for asking something that only a Jamok would ask, but clearly a 92 percenter. I have a no dumb question. What is, quote-unquote, buns? Oh, no. Why is, quote-unquote, buns a negative, like a buns number. Yeah, well, buns is well, it's ass.

It's cheeks.

It's cheek. Booty cheeks. But there's nothing good that comes out of your booty, all right? It's all exit. It's all waste back there.

That's right. You already know that shit's ass is what it is.

I actually took a study of language class in college, Nina, and I'm going to explain to you why language evolves and changes. The way this statement could be reworded would be instead of it being a bun's number is that's a shit number, right? It's a shit number, meaning it's a bad number. Okay, well, where does shit come from? Well, shit comes from ass.

It comes from your booty.

It's an ass number. It's a shit number. It's an ass number. It's a bad number. Oh, what else is ass? It's cheeks.

Cheaks is another one.

It's a ass number. What else is cheeks? Buns. You got to follow the order of operations in which like, okay, what are buns? Referring to, okay, in this context, it's calling the number shit.

It's a whack number.

Yeah, it's stupid.

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Let's get to some player insights on NFL storylines, ladies and gentlemen. That's right. The old week 10 roundup. On Sunday, there were five games that had game-wining field goals as the time expired. The most on a single day in NFL history. How about that? Yeah, that's pretty wild. The Browns pulled off the upset in the big divisional matchup against the Ravens. One on a walk-off 40-yard field goal, 33-31. Believeland. Finding a way to get a huge.

Division.

Win. Nice. We go Brownies. Yeah, the Ravens have been absolutely rolling teams too. That's a huge win. It was a comeback win, man. I think they were down two scores going into the fourth.

I think it's the second division. There's something about division games, especially in the A. F. C. North. That conference is stacked right now, and the team, I think the Stealers already beat them once. I think Cleveland, this is our second time playing them and they played them tight the first time.

They're all just beating each other up over there, man.

I have no idea who's going to come out of that division.

Yeah. Right now, the AFC is absolutely rocking right now. The Texans won on the last second field goal as they got a huge win over the Bangles.

Yeah, who have been red-hot.

Coming off with four.

Games straight. Just beaten the 49ers last week, right? Yeah.

Was that two weeks ago? Pretty convincingly. Either way, that was definitely one of their big-time wins. R rookie C. J. Straud, the Straud Boys man. Oh, baby. Threw for another- Straud and proud. -big game. I tell you what, man. 356, one tuddy, one interception. He might not only be in the lead for the rookie MVP, but he might be up there for the league MVP right now.

I mean, if you look at his stats, he's right up there with all the other quarterbacks.

The stats and, I mean, if you look at what the Texans have been on paper.

What are you trying to say?

Coming into this season. They were not highly anticipated to be doing what they're doing right now. It was because they had a young quarterback that they didn't know what he was going to do. And sure enough, CJ is showing that he is the real deal, man.

He is.

I see what you're trying to do. You tried to just make me shit on fucking the Texans. But you did. I was not.

Yeah, you did a good job. You navigated it perfectly.

That right now. Lions beat the Chargers in a high-scoring game that came down to the Lions kicker, Riley Patterson nails a 41-yard field goal with two seconds left. Lines now 7 and 2. That's right. Just their third time in team history with a 7 and 2 start in the last 60 seasons. Holy shit.

The dirty D getting it done.

It's cold in Detroit, though. Yeah, man. Cardinals got their second win of the season in Tyler Murray's return. Man, dude, you forget how electric that dude is. Have you seen any of the highlights from that game?

I have not. I did not watch a single one.

Dude, he had aHe had a fourth quarter scramble around to get the first down that just looked deflating to the other team's defense. I don't know. When he's running around, it's just like he's always just out of reach of everybody. You know what I mean?

His feet are moving faster than everybody. I mean, he's got the quick feet for sure. Yeah.

Somebody said he looks like a little badass kid out there running around with a ball in his hands.

I think that's a pretty accurate. I would say that's accurate.

But it's good to see Kyler back out there slinging the rock for the Cardos man. Lastly, the Seahawks took down the Commanders 29:26. This was the.

One that I was watching.

As time expired. It was close all the way down to the wire.

Yeah, kicker Jason Myers, man. 43-yard field goal.

Sam Howe, freaking dude. This dude is ballin' man.

He is a baller, man.

Two-minute fourth quarter drive. I thought he let it down to tie it up. I thought it was going to be some OT, a little free football. Who doesn't like that? But not Gino and the Seahawks watch. They didn't have much time left. I think they would have 50 seconds there to put together a field goal drive and got it done.

Dude, if it wasn't Gino Smith, I might still be a quarterback, man. We also got a couple of blowouts throughout week... What is it? Week 10? The 49ers beat the Jaguars pretty good. That was a surprising game to me, at least.

The Jags have been... I mean, I think they were tied with you guys for the best record in the AFC.

No, they weren't. They were playing some damn good football. Yeah. Chase strong proved to be just as big of an asset as everyone predicted as he teamed up with his ex-Ohio State teammate, nick Bosa. All right, now 49ers snapped their three-game losing streak by putting a good beating on the Jaguars. Cowboys beat the giants and didn't just beat them, ran up on them, man. 49 to 17, almost a 50 ball. The boys love beating the shit out of the giants. All right, shout out to the giants, man. I know it ain't too hot over there. I was just reading what Brandon, our intern, put on here.

That.

Was not my words.

That was not my words.

Intern Brandon may me say that. I am Ron Bergenby. A lot going on in week 10, man. A lot of weird shit going on in week 10. I am surprised that only five game-wining field goals is the record for the most like...

I don't think it's just game-wining field goals. I think it's game-wining field goals as time expires. These were all walk-off field goals, if I'm not mistaken. I think that's why it's unique.

Yeah. Well, I mean, five. It's a lot. How many games are played every week? It's like 10, 12?

Well, it's 32 teams. At max, there.

Are 16 games. At this team, four teams are getting-.

Four teams are getting buys. There's 14 games?

Twelve, 14.

Does that sound right?

Like 10-12.

I think it's 14. If four teams are going to buy each week, that means there's 28 teams left. Divide that by two is 14. There's 14 games each week.

There's 14 games each week. Five or field goals? Right now. I guess I'll give them that, whatever. That's, cheers to Cleveland Heights Math.

We also had a nice little six, six almost with Tristan Warp. Almost score.

Big man.

Let's take a look at this clip. Who doesn't love somebody running with the ball that shouldn't be running with the ball? Oh, no. Falls out. Rumbling. Bumbling.

Give me this. Ho, ho. Break it back.

Break it back. Tana. Brandon, you made the sound like he was close to scoring a touchdown. He got tackled at the 40. What are we playing this for? Didn't he make it sound like he almost scored a touchdown?

I mean, you just made it sound like that while reading it for sure.

Yeah, well, I just saw the clip. It's impressive. It's impressive.

No, and honestly, to see a big dude like that scoop the ball off the ground, that is impressive. While he's breaking a tackler or looting a tackler or somebody diving his legs. That was impressive. I'll give you that. It was impressive. He was nowhere near getting.

A score.

I mean, he's at the 40-yard line and he's 300 pounds. He's not like, yeah.

Do you guys even allow… For us, we're taught as offense alignment.

Don't scoop it. Do not scoop it. Just jump.

On it. Just jump on it. They don't want guys with a bunch of tape on their hand carrying a football.

Yeah. No, I would assume that's what it's taught in the old-line room.

Yeah. I can guarantee you this. If I get a chance to scoop it, I'm scooping.

There have been a few times.

I got the Travis, Kelsie, Hurdling jeans. If I get an opportunity, I'm picking that sucker up.

Dude, I think one time you spun on somebody, dude. I think I saw you picked the ball up and spun. Oh, damn, it spins up, boys.

I.

Did. I think it got called back or something.

Yeah, the DB got on me so quick. I was not ready for how fast. I was like, I'm going to stiff arm.

Dude, they get on you quick, man.

The heavier you get, man. I shed them off. I got a couple of positive yards, gave them the shimmy, the thick shimmy.

The thick shimmy.

And other news from week 10, giant's quarterback, Tommy DeVito-.

Thick shimmy. -is a good one.

-giant's quarterback, Tommy DeVito, still lives with his mom at home.

God damn it, Tommy.

That's right. And talking to ESB earlier in the week, Tommy DeVito revealed he still lives at home. I don't have to worry about laundry, what I'm eating for dinner, chicken cutlets, and all that is waiting for me when I get there. My mom still makes my bed. Everything is handled for me. Honestly, I don't even know if I could find a place closer to here than where I live. It takes about 12 minutes to get here.

Oh, nice.

I don't blame Tommy for this. I blame Mrs. Devito. What are we doing?

Get his ass off of fucking.

You have a full grown ass son playing in.

The NFL.

You have a job making.

Six figures.

Come on. You want Mrs.

The veto. You have plenty of reason to get out of your fucking mom's house. What are we doing here?

Take the chicken cutlets to him. You can bring them. They make pans for the shit.

They make, yeah.

We don't.

Need to do this. Give him heating instructions.

He can come home, eat.

And then go home. He's a grown man now. Come on, Tommy.

Listen, be a grown man. Have your own place, and don't do your laundry. Be live and filth like the rest of us.

Don't get your bed made.

What's here?

Who are you?

This is ridiculous.

I will say it's pretty cool that he grew up in a house right next to where he works now. I think that's pretty fucking cool.

It's got to be awesome playing for your hometown. You grew up that far away from a stadium, and all of a sudden you're playing at that stadium. That's got to be ridiculous.

That's got to be fucking sweet. This does sound more like a Jets quarterback, though, than a giants quarterback.

I don't know why, but it does.

I feel like you're saying-Just judging off fan bases.

Yeah.

For whatever reason. When he said his mom is fucking cooking up Ricotta, it was like, all right, that's a jets mom right there. Fuck yeah.

Oh, shit. J. E. S. Oh, my gosh. Do you think mom and dad would have let us live at home? I think mom probably, no, I don't know. What do you think?

I'm not even letting them make that decision. I was trying to get out of the house when I was in fucking middle school. I mean, I love mom's cooking. I'll take mom's cooking. I'll stop by and grab dinner.

I took my laundry home a couple of times when I was at Cincinnati.

Dude, we're not talking college. We're talking in a.

Fell here.

This is a whole other level.

This is.

Further along. But hey, to eat his own. It sounds like he's got quite the system in place. He's living his dream.

He's getting taken care of. I mean.

Getting good, healthy, home-cooked meals every night. Getting his bed made. You know what? Hats off, man. If that's how you want to live it, baby.

It's working for him.

Keep the family tight, man. Keep the family tight.

I feel like he's missing out.

He's missing out on living life, man. Yeah.

You know what I mean? I don't even think you should live by yourself when you're a rookie. You should be living with other... You should be.

Having roommates, right? Roomates, yeah.

Yeah, you should. You need some roommates.

Just out here creating distractions and really testing-.

You need to be cohabitating, not cohabitating with your parents. Cohabitate with people that grew up with a different way of thinking.

In life. I like that. You know what I mean?

This is the time to live with a guy that pisses all over the toilet seat, and then he's got to learn that he shouldn't do that.

He could have learned that in college, too. My first couple of years, I have my my guy, Eric Jones, baby. Hey, Jones. We were roommates for the first couple of years. And man, that was a fucking blast, man. We lived in a loft down in the the Board of trade lofts, created a Snapchat actually called the the Loft Boys. That's right. It got a little... Yeah, we ended up getting close to 15, 20,000 followers of that thing. And then I got banned from doing it. The content got a little explicit, you know what I'm saying? I got a little out of control. But yeah, the Lofth boys, it was a legendary combo, and still a legendary combo. Shout out to A. Jones, man.

There's a lot of personal growth that happens when you start living with other people and you realize that not everybody was raised or does things like that. I'm one of the... Listen, you were talking to two of the biggest slobs of all time.

How are you doing, guys? That's us. We're two dumb ass slobs.

But we didn't know that until we started living with other people. This is normal. What are we talking about here? Why would I do… It's a time for education to happen. Get them cutlets on the side. You got to learn about yourself. Learn about other people.

See what someone else's cutlets taste like, man.

Yeah, you might be missing out.

All right, now. Tommy. You won't be Thomas until he moves out of the house.

Yeah, he's Tommy until he lives out of the house.

We can't keep taking shit with the DeVito man. More power to your dog. What you got going is working, man. Shout out to the DeVito family.

That's right.

Especially moms. Raising an NFL stud.

Especially.

Moms. Mom's fucking killing it.

Doing a lot.

Of work here. Yeah, obviously we're having fun with it, though. Let's keep the same moving. New Heights, Stamp of the Week. All right, now let's hand out some stamps to guys or girls or whoever that we think is taking their game to New Heights. Yeah, baby. Stamp of the week is sponsored by State Farm. Talk to a State Farm agent today to learn how you can bundle and save with the personal price plan. Like a good neighbor.

State Farm is there. That was nice. I think you were right on pitch.

Just you're like Connor. You're just fucking blowing smoke.

No, man.

Well, I'll start it off since you never know who to give your New Heights stamp to. I'm keeping it in the tight end room, baby. Another absolute dog.

You tight ends. You guys are just all in cahoots together.

I just fucking killed a fly with my back on him.

That's dude. Is there anything more exciting than when you get him? Yes. We're going to grab him out of the air.

He just feel him.

Mr. Miagi him. All right, tight end. Who you got?

Oh, nice. I'm going to keep it in the tight end room, baby. All right, I'm keeping it real tight. Tight end Michael Mayer. That's right. The Golden Domer in his rookie season just scored his first touchdown on Sunday Night Football. That's electric. That's a good feeling right there.

It's a good time to score a touchdown.

In a win against the Jets.

That's right.

The Raiders got the dub 16 to 12, and Mayors TD was the only touchdown of the game. That's right. And he climbed the ladder, went up top, and dunked on the dude in the end zone. And damn, that's an exciting way to get your first touchdown, just making a play. Quarterback said, You know what? I like my one-on-one match with my big fella. I'm going to go ahead and put it up.

We're going to take this.

We're going to take this. That's what Michael did. Shout out to the Golden Dormer. Congrats on your first touchdown, brother, and taking your game to new heights. Jason, who's your pick?

My pick of the week is the Grunk skydive. That's right. For Veterans Day, Fox Sports did its show from the Air Force Academy, which is awesome. I think everybody loves the Air Force. Grunk was a part of a skydiving segment from 11,000 feet. No chance in hell am I getting up there and skydiving. Grunkowski said he needed a nudge from his tandem partner before leaving the plane. After three taps or so, Grunk was off and he safely landed. Let's check out this video. Yeah, I just want to see this. Dude- -has landed. That's him landing.

Oh, nice. Then he did the Grunk spike. Nice.

In typical ground fashion. I mean, dude, just zero % chance I'm interested in doing this. I might do it in a situation like this where I'm with a bunch of Air Force guys and I got the patriotism courses through my veins. That might be enough to get me just geared up and freaking try something out. But man, I just don't know why people do it for fun or are excited to.

It's like riding a roller coaster.

No, but this is different. This is weird. You're on a parachute, free-falling to the earth.

It's all the same. You got a harness.

I feel like roller coasters are a lot safer. I don't know what.

The stats. See, I want to do it, but there's a trust factor.

Of like- Doing it tandem?

Dude, I do in the heartbeat. I just don't want to trust somebody else for pulling the shoot. I want to do that. I want to do everything.

Well, you might be able to pull it, but they might just put somebody with you in case you fuck it up.

I don't want anybody's nuts in my back.

Nobody? Are they on the back? I thought it was face-to-face like you're hugging them.

No, clearly, if you watched the video.

Should we talk about grandpa, Kelsey, in World War I?

Our grandfather- That had to be World War II, right?

No, World War II. Sorry about that. We were talking about the World War I monument earlier. The memorial, yeah. Our grandfather, oh, my gosh. What is grandpa, Kelsey? We never met him because unfortunately, he passed away before we were born.

Was it not Theodore? Was it not Theodore, Kelsey?

Is it Theodore?

Damn, we should know this, man.

I know. This is embarrassing.

We suck. I don't think it was Theodore. What was it?

I'm going to text dad. What was your dad's name? Fuck, man.

I thought they called...

No. It's not Tom. Was it Ed? Tommy? Was it Ed? It was not Ed.

Was it Michael?

It might have been Michael.

It might have been Michael because he wanted the name- I don't.

Think it was Michael. I think that that was one of his cousins. I think or maybe-.

Maybe his grandfather was Michael.

I know Michael is a common name in the family. Was it Daniel? Is that what my middle name? No, it wasn't Daniel.

No, it wasn't Danielle.

See how fast Ed is. He's doing nothing. He should be quick with the response.

You don't know what he's.

Doing, mate? You're right. I have no idea what he's doing. Hey, what's up? Hey, what's your dad's name? Willis. Willis. Man, we are way off. But they called him Ted. They did call him Ted though, right? They called him Ted? No, not at all. They called him Bill. They called him Will. We knew they called you Ted. They called him Bill. They called me Ted. They called him Bill. That was it. Bill. Sleek Willy. Bill, Kelsey. God, I forgot about that. That's a strong name. That's a strong name. Bill, Kelsey. Mom would refer to Travis as Little Bill. Mom would refer to Travis as Little Bill? Yes. Hey, Little wild Bill. Yeah, she just said, Little Bill. Just, Little Bill? All right. Yes. Yes, Louis, Gerald, Kelsey. All right, Gerald? Are you guys doing your podcast now? Here we are. We just got done… We were talking about Grunklin's skydive and we were talking about the three times that grandpa had to jump out of the plane in World War II. I think he jumped out- Twice, right? Twice, yeah. Then the third time he said, I'm going down with the plane? Yeah. True Kelsey fashion.

Fuck. It's safer in this thing than.

Jumping out. The pilot, who was a guy in Houston, guy from Houston, I can't remember his last name now. But his name was Bill. The two Bills said, Fuck, we're not jumping on this plane again. Did he get the Purple Heart in the plane or jumping out? He did get the Purple Heart if he could have shot in the ass. I know, but did we know? But did he get it when he was parachute down or did he get that when he was in the plane still? I think he got it in the plane. In the plane? Yeah. All right.

We had the stories all. That was World War II?

Yes.

You don't know that for sure.

Then he got shot in the arm. I don't know if he got two Purple Hearts out of it. I remember the one. I didn't see a.

Second Purple Hearts. Well, dad, don't you have the box of Purple Hearts?

Travis said, do you still have the box of Purple Hearts? I've got metal. I just ran across some metals. I'm starting to go through a lot of the shit downstairs and separate memorabilia that some is yours, some for you and.

Some for Travis. This sounds like you when I just asked you if you had my jersey that we swapped. It's got to be down there somewhere.

Because once you have your house and your man cave, you know what I mean? You might enjoy some of this stuff. Are the Purple Hearts down there? There is a Purple Hearts down there. There may be two, but one of them may be my Uncle Ed.

Oh, I got you. Uncle Ed. That's what fucked me up.

Uncle Ed. They called my Uncle Ed, Ted, too, but his name was Edward Theodore. Yes. My name was Edward Michael.

I at least knew something.

My dad insisted Ted was a nickname for Edward. It was a Ted Kennedy. Yeah, that sounds like a Kelsie thing. Slickwilly. It's also Edward Theodore.

That sounds like a Kelsie thing.

All right. Well, good talking to you. Hope you're doing good. Yeah, I got your machine. I was going to bring it over, and I thought the latest week is you guys could be doing the podcast tonight instead of tomorrow. We're doing it right now and you're on the podcast. Okay. All right, well, then talk to you tomorrow. I love you. We love you. Bye-bye.

All right, well, Slick Willy it is.

You got to have dad move in with Mrs. Davido so he knows where his Purple Hearts are. All right, either way. Our grandfather served in World War II, and this is before there was an Air Force, but he was on the planes, some of the bombers and everything that were overseas. His plane was shot down three times. That's right, ladies and gentlemen. His plane was shot down three times.

Yeah, I couldn't avoid a bullet, man.

The first time it was shot down, he jumped out of the plane with the rest of his crew, and they parachute to safety. The second time he got shot down, he refused to jump. He was so terrified of jumping out of the plane again that one of his crew members had to grab him and throw him out of the plane.

This dude was like, Listen, man, at least if I've been here, I got something between me and these bullets flying past me. He's like, Dude, you jump out there. Bullets just… That's probably a fuck situation to be in, man.

The third time, in true Kelsey fashion, he strapped himself in with a seatbelt and decided to go down with the plane and somehow they landed that sucker.

Fuck yeah.

He refused to jump out of it.

I think.

That's not a Kelsey move. I don't know what it is, but yeah. Ever since hes learned about how much grandpa, Kelsey, did not want to jump out of that plane, I've never been in the movement to go.

Skydiving ever. Hey, man. It'll get you a Purple Heart, baby.

Well, he had the Purple Heart in the plane when they were shooting up. The plane, the bullet went through the floor into his ass.

Right in the cheeks. Shout out to all the veterans. And shout out to Grong. And Grong. Yeah.

Congratulations in quite literally taking your game to New Heights, baby. 11,000 feet. That had to be a fun fall.

Bye, right now.

That wraps this episode of New Heights. Make sure you're subscribed on YouTube to the New Heights channel so you know when all the new episodes are coming out, make sure to check out our bonus video this Friday. We're going to do some more no dumb questions as well as check out some new fan art. Finally, we'll also preview, I guess, anticipated game this week, Eagle's Chiefs and a little family reunion.

The family reunion game.

Again, we've never had a family reunion.

Well, the family would definitely be there in attendance.

Is everybody going?

Everyone, but maybe Aunt Judy. Again, we got to get.

Aunt Judy going. I talked to her this weekend. It's really tough.

Not feeling it. One of these days. She's lifin'. She's out there lifin'. Love Aunt Judy.

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Peace.

I can't sing. I'll do karaoke and be funny about it. I would never do it seriously.

Casey and Jojo.

Casey and Jojo. That's not the song I would pick.

That's.

Not the song? I can't sing. I can't sing that, Casey. Baby, baby, baby, baby.

I can't hit that note.