Jason, why don't you tell the people what the fuck you were doing?

I actually wasn't screaming. I was laughing as loud as I could in his face.

That's a laugh.

I was going like this. Yeah, that's what I.

Was doing. That's fucking terrifying.

I don't know what happened. I blacked out.

That a boy. Welcome back to The New Heights. Hey. Presented by Wave Sports and Entertainment and brought to you by all new Experian's Smart Money debit card. The debit card that builds credit without the debt.

That's the best way to do it.

God damn, it only took us this long to do it. Thank you, Experienced. Way to go. We are your hosts. I'm Travis Kelsey. This is my big brother, Jason Kelsey, out of Cleveland Heights, Ohio. Welcome to New Heights. Subscribe on YouTube wherever you get your podcasts and follow the show on all social media @newheightshowwith1s or join the official fan club @newheightshow. Com. Jason, tell the people what we got coming up.

We got another great episode. No surprises here. We try and bring it every week for the 92 percenters and whoever else is tuning in maybe the first time listeners. You're in store for a dozy.

A dozy.

That's right. We're going to talk about Travis taking football abroad and tackling the NFL in Germany. The Eagles hanging on against the Cowboys. Take a look at the biggest storylines coming out of week nine in the NFL. Week nine. But first, as always, we got to get to a little bit of that. New news. New news. Hey, new news. We got a little family reunion game coming up, Travis.

That's right. With that, we got another.

Merch drop. Hey, yo.

First huge item of new news. We have some new merch dropping over there at haumage. Com/newheights. If you want to get some family reunion game, that's right. This Chiefs-Eagles game, it's not the Kelsibull, it is the family reunion game. That's right. Coming up around the holidays. That is Thanksgiving.

Rebranded.

Yeah, we just rebranded this thing. Make sure you check out not only the game in week 11, but check it out at haumage. Com/new heights to get some new gear, man. Get some of that merch. You know what.

I'm saying? Who doesn't love a good family reunion? It's always fun for the first 30 seconds and then you're ready to just get the hell out of there. 92% of time, it's going to be a big old family event down there in Kansas City in a couple of weeks. Speaking of the family reunion merch, we got a family reunion event happening that same week. Since the game is in Kansas City, this event is going to be held in Philly. For all of you, Philly 92% that won't be able to go to the game, we're going to have a special treat for you in Philadelphia. Make sure to follow us on social for more details and what that is and how you can attend.

How about that?

Rumors are we might have cute ass intern, Brandon, and/or Judge Jake in attendance, still working on the details with their agents. Yeah, be a lot of fun prizes, new heights merch. I think we're going to make it a good event. We'll figure it out.

Yeah, I'm excited, man. I'm excited to see what the 92% in Philly do on a on a fun special event like this, especially with Judge Jake in.

Attendance and cute-ass Brandon.

It's a cute-ass Brandon. Every time. Moving on to some next news, some.

Dipping dots.

Yeah. Jason tell us about the newest edition in the Eagles old LINE room.

Dude, pretty cool. Dippin' dots reached out after we mentioned them in the Cedar Point episode we were talking about them.

That's what I was going to get you for your birthday too, man.

They fucking- Yeah, they.

Beat you to it.

They beat me to it. Yeah, they they offered to get me a freezer and I was like, Dude, I don't have any place to put a freezer, but I know some guys that like some ice cream and a good place that freezer could go, and that's in the Eagles O'Line room.

All right now.

Thank you to Dippin'Dots for being the first official sponsor of the Philadelphia Eagles Offensive Line in particular. I think that makes them an official sponsor of the Tush-Push. Way to go, guys. We had some celebratory Dippin'Dots immediately following the game on Monday. It's dangerous to have Dippin'Dots at your disposal anytime.

You want it. Not if you're trying to keep weight.

Well, for me it's good because the Eagles can't be happier with me putting pounds on. But with some of the other guys who are trying to keep that poundage down, they got to… They can't succumb to temptation in that dip and dots off into a line room.

I love how Jordan came on here and just told us that all our candy sucks.

Listen, the Australian candy was good, but let's not... The American candy is pretty darn good, too. I think I feel firmly confident in a side-by-side taste to this. We'd be fine.

I've never seen dip and dots over there. You guys haven't figured out dip and dots yet, Jordan? Yeah. You figure out dip and dots. Fucking come holler at us.

They didn't have a Reeseas. I didn't see any Reeseas over there. The nerd cluster, as you could tell, was a game-changer in his mouth. He had no.

Idea what that was. I had some Jeremy candy. That was pretty good.

It was.

Like a toffee white chocolate mix with an almond in it.

I couldn't pronounce the name, but that thing was fucking good.

I can't wait to ask you more German questions. I'm so curious to see how this trip went.

When we get to the game- Dude, it was so much fun. I got a nice.

Fucking- Should we wait till the game.

To talk about it? -frankford Galaxy fucking Jersey. That's just sweet.

Where did you get that at?

One of the equipment managers, actually. I think he had an in on the NFL Europe or at least he knew where to search for the Jersey.

Yeah, he had a guy.

He knew a guy. Had to know a guy. There's no way that 87 Jersey was just online.

That's the way equipment managers run too. I feel like equipment managers, there's like a secret society of equipment managers.

Are you kidding me?

1,000%. They all know each other in between sports. They all like it's like a brotherhood. Fuck.

Should we ponder on more free stuff? What other free stuff would you want?

We got to think about some good free stuff. I've been very happy with the dipping dots.

What do we want?

What would you ask for? You could ask for.

Anything, Travis. Dude, I've always wanted to go to space. Are we going to fucking SpaceX? Let's fucking go, man.

You're going to put a rocket in.

Your meeting room? Let's fucking go. Oh, no. Oh, so it's just to come to... All right. No, no, no. To get.

To the facility. Well, let's run with this. You want to go to space?

I would fuck. I would love to go to space.

You really want to go to space?

Dude, I want to see. I want to feel what it's like up there, man. I want to feel- Weightlessness?

-antigravity. I don't think it's anti-gravity. I think it's just no gravity.

Yeah, there you go. No gravity. All right, well, no gravity and staring at... I want to see it with my own eyes.

You can tell everybody if it's.

Round or flat? I just want to see it. You just want to see it? I want to see what it looks like, yeah.

Dude, I have zero interest in going to space.

What about the moon? What about the moon? If you could land on the moon and stay on the moon for a weekend.

I mean, dude, if it starts being a Southwest flight, I'll hop on it. But until then, I'm not going to be one of these guinea pigs going.

Up there. You think it's like an imploding fucking submarine or something? You're dead. There's a big chance.

I am not in any hurry to be the first one on that flight. I will hold. Until they got that thing ironed out with really good success rates, that ain't that important to me.

This isn't like the slingshot at fucking Cedar Point, all right? This is a fucking a well-tested machine.

If I'm not getting on the slingshot, I'm damn sure I'm not going into space. I ain't going into any submarine. I'm perfectly happy with my feet on the ground, brother.

Dude, I'm not a lot of submarine. I'm out on that shit. I mean.

You'll go to space, but not in the submarine.

Dude, the submarine? Something about, Yeah, no, I'm out.

What about deep sea diving? Would you do that?

No. It's too many things that can beat you, man. Yeah, snorkeling is about as far as I go when it comes to shit like that. I got to beI got to be around a group. You can't just be me and somebody else. It's got to be me and 10 others, and I can swim faster than the other people.

You know what I'm thinking? I left Kylee out to dry one time in Hawaii. She was not happy about it. She was not happy about that. I'm deathly afraid of sharks. There's nothing that makes me afraid more than sharks. So much so that when I was a childold. When I was a child, I would not go to- Goddy, come on! Follow me. When I was a child, I wouldn't go into the deep end because I was nervous that sharks somehow got through the filtration units and into the pool. That happened at a far older age than it should have, let me tell you that, folks. Jaws screwed me up at a very young age. We were paddleboarding one time off the- Oh, my gosh.

You're an amazing.

Human being. We were paddleboarding one time off the Coast of Maui on I think it was when you were in the Propal and we were out there visiting you.

Hell, yeah.

We were staying in Maui before we went over to.

O'ahu- Turtle Bay. Turtle Bay, baby.

Before we went there, we stayed in Maui. Forgetting Sarah Marshall. Kyle talked me into paddleboarding in the little incove at the resort. I'm like, Everything… I watched Shark Week all the freaking time. I'm like, This is the number one way to get eaten by a shark is to get on the freaking surfboard. I'm falling- It's not true. Yes, it is. It is definitely true. Between that and spear phishing. I'm on this surfboard, and I keep falling off the paddleboard, whatever.

You see a shark?

No, I don't see the shark. Fall off. Get on to that thing as quick as possible. Of course. Same thing, and it keeps happening. I keep falling off because I'm not athletic enough for a paddleboard, apparently. First time I'm ever doing it. I'm about 50 yards away from the beach. I'm out there, right? Little distance. I can see it. No. But I'm.

Like not- You're not far at all.

Dude, well, on a paddleboard where you can't control yourself, I'm between 50 and 75 yards. Anyways, I'm on the board. All of a sudden, guy in front of me goes like this. I'm like, Okay, either he's the most unathletic human being ever. Something just hit his board and he starts screaming shark.

Shut.

Up. I'm not making myself. I got the picture in my phone. I will show it to you afterwards. I just-.

The picture of what? The shark?

I'll show you. I high tailed him reverse. I don't ask questions. I'm not asking questions. This motherfucker just yelled, Shark. I'm getting there. I am headed inland and I just go. Kyle was like, Man, where are you going, Jay? I didn't even say a word. I just kept going straight. I was in full panic mode. I'm like, Dude, I am not sticking around.

You couldn't even relay the fuck or echo the call.

You couldn't echo the call. She should know. I got to say, in Game Time didn't fall in the water at all. I got to the shore, quick as hell, flew to the beach. This guy gets back on the beach. Kyle is like, What happened? I was like, That guy just got hit by a shark. He's just like, Are you kidding me? I'm like, Yeah, that's right. Then he finally gets in. This dude has a full on bite print on his board on the back of it. Then I got to sit there and watch the guy evolve the story over and over again throughout the day as people come up and ask him. It started with, Yeah, the shark hit the back of the board and I fell in the water. Then it evolved to like, Oh, yeah, the shark hit the back of the board and I gave him the people's elbow as I came down on top of the shark. I thought I had to fight him off. I started like, I.

Can't fight him off. I started like, I can't fight him off. Don't ever fucking bite my board.

Everybody kept buying them drinks and the story just kept evolving. But I mean, dude, it was terrifying. Then went to the same resort and I'm there with Bo Allen. Two years later.

No, not again.

I'm snorkelling.

Why the fuck did you go? There's one area I'm not going back to it.

But he talked me into it. He talked me.

Into it. There's no way I'm going back to that.

They told me when it happened. They've never seen a shark. Haven't seen it since then. They said they've never seen one. The next time I'm in.

The water- It's a resort, Jason. They have to tell you that.

I got the goggles?

If word gets out that they got sharks right off 50 yards off of the fucking shoreline. Nobody's going there.

Dude is spearfishing right over here, goggles on. I'm just in my zone looking at turtles. What do I see? Eye about shit my pants. There was a guy, a spearfish, and there was a fucking shark. It wasn't a great white, but it was one that was big enough that it could mess your leg up or something. I'm not messing around with that. So high tailed him reversed didn't say nothing to Bo Allen either. I see sharks. Listen, I'm not giving you a chance. I mean, Bo is a juicy guy. That shark would choose him over me probably.

We ever go fucking snorkeling, man, and I just see you booking it. Oh, my.

Gosh, man. Dude, I was terrified. I'm not going to lie.

Just seeing this.

In.

My head is fucking hilarious.

Yeah, I'm done snorkeling. I'm done doing all that nonsense, and I'm definitely not going.

Into space. You just got to go in a submarine so the shark can't get you.

Listen, I don't know what the sharks are in space that I got to be worried about, but I ain't going up there.

You're talking about the aliens? Aliens ain't going to fuck with you.

All.

Right, man. Well, shout out to SpaceX. Jeff Bezos hit me up if you need somebody to go to space.

You can do the podcast live from space. Dude. I'll do it.

Down here. You could be up there. Let's do it.

It would actually be pretty cool. You go up in space and we can show all people that think the earth is flat that it's actually round.

I'm in.

It would be a good service. Finally debunk this. I mean, yeah.

You don't want to go down that rabbit hole? Yeah. All right, well, let's keep this thing moving to some fan mentions of the week. For this week's edition of fan mentions, we're bringing back fan art. That's right. We got a few of the 92% to send you some cool stuff that you guys wanted us to see. First user is Drew. Drew this. Nice play on your name and the words there, Drew.

Nice.

Name, user. Posted an incredible drawing of Jason on the Club 92 fan feed.

Dude, that is a good photo.

In quotes, I finished this illustration of you, Jason. Next is El Travedor. Dude, I mean, that should be your fucking profile picture, dude.

Is this what I really look like? Or is this way better than what I look like?

That's what you look like when you were on the wearing the mumbers suit and fucking screaming on the podium. I feel like this is what you-.

That's what I look like?

100%.

I got a good yelling face.

Yeah, no, there's a lot of fucking emotion in that thing. Look at the fucking eyebrow. Yeah, that's intense.

Well done, Drew Drew.

You don't want to be the person on the opposite, on the receiving end of whatever you're saying right there. I've been there before.

Yeah, I definitely saw this before the game. I don't know if this played into any subliminal messaging that happened in the but I was a big fan of it. So all done, Drewdrew.

Well fucking done. Up next is Batsey Crazy on the New Heights Reddit page shared a photo of their creation and wrote, I custom made sexy Batman and Big Yety in Funko Pop world. This is pretty sweet with the New Heights light that you guys can purchase.

Am I that out of touch? What is Funko Pop?

Funko Pop, I mean, they're just like little collectors. Little collector items. I'm pretty sure.

They're all- I dig it. If this is what they all look like, I'm in. That big yeti, I.

Want that. They all look more like you. The head is more like that.

Like the Batman?

Yeah. I think they're both great, though. These are pretty fucking sweet.

I want that. That big yeti needs to be on a.

Christmas tree. It does look like an ornament. Yeah, I think it looks sweet.

Dude, if I could get a big yeti tree topper and just had the big yeti on the top of the tree holding the star, that'd be an ornament for me.

No, see? What you're doing is you're manifesting it by saying on The Red Show. Yeah. 92% is just let's.

Figure it out. They gave me dipping dots last time. Somebody will figure out a way to 3D print a big yeti with a star.

I might need Ignition Lab out here. Hey.

All right, it's time for No Dumb Questions. Moving on. It's time now to answer a few not dumb questions because there's no such thing as dumb questions, just dumb people.

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Killing it.

From @HannahNickDougal, 9182. Notom question, Swifty here in parentheses, just stating that she's not a 92 percenter. What is on the wristband that the quarterback wears and what is on the massive sheet that the coach holds all game looks like a lot of words. It is a lot of words, and it's very confusing.

It's ironic that you asked what both of those things were because they do have something in common. They have the plays on them.

There you go.

That's right. That menu card that you see the coach is wearing, well, that's exactly what it is. It's a list of all the plays that we have separated and organized in a way that the coach can call them according to the situations that's at hand. So whether it be a first down, second down, they have plays specifically in the game plan for their first and second down. That goes with third down, third and short, third and long, meaning third and two versus third and let's say 10-plus, 10 yards plus, third and two yards, third and 10 yards plus, if I'm making any sense.

I just don't like the layout of the sheets when I see them. I think that I don't really understand them. I think maybe if I understood it more and actually went through it with one of the offensive coordinators, I would get it. But whenever I get it to be like, What's that third down run again? Then I get it and I have to find the third down. I'm like, Why don't you just have a color coordinate? Some of it is color coordinated. It's confusing to me. I can't find it.

It's not confusing at all.

It's not?

It's not. It is so labeled and clear cut exactly. Third down runs is 100% a section in the there if you guys have it. It's over by where the runs are. You'll see first, second down runs, goal line runs, third and short runs.

Yeah, but I would think the third down would all be in the same area so that you don't have to flip to the past section to get to the third.

You know what I mean? You just don't like to separate it and run and pass.

Yeah, it just feels like, I don't know. It feels like it's very segmented and it's hard, whatever. It's not. I am curious about the quarterback wristband because I've never….

You never looked at it?

No.

Sometimes to get a play call in, it's just easier to say a number. I would assume that's what it's for.

Yeah, they're usually longer plays where there's a lot of words.

I don't know. I think it's different in every room. The wristband is to help the quarterback on whatever he's having trouble with.

Listen, I get that we want to be creative. I'm not a fan of the risk. Listen, if you have to read the play, I feel like there's a 0% chance we're going to be efficient at this play.

That is so fucking true.

I don't think I've ever seen Pat actually look at a wristband.

I mean, we do it all the time, and sometimes it's successful, sometimes.

It's not. Maybe it's like the the play because you only get to talk in the microphone up until about 15 seconds on the play clock, right? Maybe it's just like a quick way to get toto it, like play-35 instead of trying to-.

Having to.

Say the entire. Yeah.

I get it. But I just think it should be like this. It should be like, get to play 35. It should be like a look, and then it's like, all right, double Ryan, F. Jones. But if you're going like this and you're like, F-mo to trips right, all this stuff, I'm like, Dude. You know what I mean?

I just- Hope you can read the defense faster than that.

Dude, I cannot stand when the play call sounds like a short story. He's like, F move to trips right Z shift 94, Waggle, kill, sir, alert this. You all make the alerts? Yeah, the end.

Dude, the alerts are home run shots, dude.

Yeah, the end. That's the best. I don't like when it starts off once upon a time, F-mo to trips-right, then it's just too much. I feel like if it gets that long, it just needs one word, and everybody needs to know what that one word is. What are we running? We're running freight train right. You know what we're doing.

Got.

It. Got it. Perfect.

Concept. Easy. It's all you had to say. Freightrain Right.

Freightrain Right. It's got all that built in. Don't have to do all this verbiage. I don't know.

You do know.

It's way harder than what I'm making it out to be, especially when guys don't get that rep.

Basically, there's abbreviated plays on the wristband, and all the plays are on the call sheet. As Chief's kingdom has made fun of Coach Reed and has actually put a Waffle House menu in his hand, I think- I mean, it's laminated.

Like a Waffle House menu. It's not far off.

It's 1,000% laminated. You can't get that thing wet, man. You won't be able to read it.

All right, well, that was good.

That was a solid question. That was.

A solid question. Thanks, Hannah.

Now I know that I can read a fucking chart better than Jason Cann.

For sure. I look at that thing, I'm like, Okay, what are the first and second down runs we're trying to get to this drive? That's all I give a fuck about.

It says it right there. All right, you're hilarious. All right, moving on.

From Thomas Mulholland, this one is for Jason. Before you snap the ball, what is it you're pointing to and yelling about?

Every play is just out here just fucking… Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. So on every- Rip it. -every offense, the blocking scheme needs to be communicated. So depending on the play, in different systems do it differently. There are some systems where the center will point where he's going. There are some systems where the center is pointing out the mic. There are some systems where the quarterback is.

Pointing at the mic. Those of you that don't know who the mic is, he's the middle of the.

Three linebackers. Correct. But mic can also be just, it's really just the middle of three birds. Because if you have weak rotation, now the mic is the Will or.

The Sam. Anybody.

Yeah. Anyways, so without going down that rabbit hole, all of the plays in the rulebook have assignments.

You said rabbit hole about 10 times a day.

I'm a big rabbit hole guy. Without going down that gofer hole, every play in the playbook has a set of rules. For instance, two-jet protection. The offense line is responsible for down in.

The will. Classic to jet protection.

Based on-.

Jordan, teaches that one.

Based on how you're teaching it as an offense, the center might say, Hey, Mike is 54. That means we have the next one over from the mic, which would be the will. Everybody knows we're responsible for four down in the will. Some offenses would just be, Hey, just go point the will out. Hey, we got, hey, will is 36. All right, then we got the four down in number 36. You can also sort that. There are different calls that indicate how you're blocking those guys in past plays. It could be a sort protection, which means you're blocking more… You're responsible for more people than there are blockers.

Sort of protection. Let me write this down.

If there's three blockers, you're sorting out four potential players. There could be a man protection, which is 5-0, which you have all five guys on the line. There's a lot of different things. But anyways.

You said Mike, Sam.

Without going down that snakehole. Anyways, all of this communication is just to set the blocking arrangement so that everybody knows who they're responsible for, and you yell it so that everyone hears you.

54 is Sam.

That's.

It. Nice. So you point and yell. So everyone's on the same page. Got it. All right. Perfect. That's what he's doing. He's pointing and yelling.

I hope that helped, Thomas. Yeah. From Bailey, Contessa. No dumb question. Did you guys have a part-time job in high school? If not, what job did you want to have? I had no part-time jobs in high school. I played sports and music.

I had one. You did? What did you do? I was, yeah, it was to chaperone kids. I was a camp counselor.

I guess I did that too for… You're talking about the high hockey rank, hockey camp?

Well, you did the hockey camp. I didn't do the hockey camp. I did the basketball camp. I was next door.

Nice. I guess.

That's a job. 100% is my first job.

Did you ever cut people's grass for money or rake leaves? No. I think I shoveled snow one time. I don't know if we did that together or not. No?

Dad saw me raking leaves and mowing the grass one time and he said, Boy, you better get paid by the hour. Man, you're a laborer, ain't you? I'm just like, Come on, dad. It's our house, all right? I'm not doing a job for somebody else. I'm doing it for your fucking jobrony ass.

It's.

Different. It's different. I'm taking my time because I don't give a fuck.

That was dad's favorite line. He'd be like, Go out there and mow the grass. Why don't you mow the grass? What do you think I had you for?

We didn't have the fucking starter-up fucking lawnmower. We had the fucking little blader. Yeah, the thing that comes on.

Two wheels. Apparently, they're more efficient now. It runs efficiently. Ours would clunk up. You'd have to go over like three or four times.

There's no way it's any different than what.

It was before. Somebody told me they're pretty good now, but...

No, it doesn't matter. You let the grass get as high as Ed, Kelsey did, and that shit ain't fucking mowing through nothing, dude.

You're.

Just going over the same spot like, God. Fucking damn it.

Can this one piece of grass, please?

Why can't this one piece, it can't get caught?

Just keeps going down and it pops back up like alfalfa's little freaking haircut.

You're talking about a fucking workout.

Did you have any part-time job? Everybody knows about your part-time job in college. You were a telemarketer.

Yeah, dude, well, I don't know. It was like SurveyTaker. I don't know about telemarketing. Okay, Survey. I wasn't really marketing anything. I was just trying to get people's opinion on Medicare and Southern Ohio and Northern Indiana and.

Eastern.

Kentucky. We're just down here. No, we don't like that. It was a fuck situation. I couldn't do it for too long, but nor did they want me to do it for too long. My list was way shorter than all the other people that were taking surveys. They're like, Well, she's over here has 20 surveys done today. Travis, how many of you have?

Nobody's answering the phone. You guys are paying me about the hour. I've got five done. Damn, that's good.

Oh, man. I did bouncing for one day and then I didn't necessarily get fired. I had to quit. But Jones told me I had.

To- He told you to stop. Where were you a bancer at?

I was a bancer. I don't want to name the club. It was a downtown spot at Cincinnati.

Yeah, that was the only part-time job that I would consider I've ever had. I was a bancer, one-off season a summer. Me and a bunch of other offense alignment worked at McFadden's down.

In- You were with a couple others.

-downtown Cincinnati, which no longer there, I don't think.

Rip McFadden's. Yeah, RIP.

Yeah. The first thing they said is like, We don't want altercations. We just want people to behave. Your job is to not only preserve the peace, right? Separate diffuse situations. They made it very clear they do not want altercations. Then on top of that, another part of our job was to clean the floors. If somebody broke a glass, we had to get the mop, sweep it up, get the floor back to being danceable. That was the gig.

What a fucking.

Job, man. They told us firmly, We don't want altercations. But one of the other guys that bartended with or that bounced with me was a big fan of altercations, and he became a bancher because he wanted altercations. One of my favorite people of all time then- I still remember vividly there's this guy walks over to the back hallway where we all know there's not a bathroom. But a lot of the patrons thought that there was a bathroom back there. We see it and my buddy looks back there. He decides, I'm going to go check it out. He walks back there and all of a sudden I hear a commotion and I'm like, Yo, what just happened? I had to kick him out. I was like, What did you do? We went back to the security footage after that bit of security. Of course, the guy thought there was a bathroom over there, but there's not a bathroom over there. What do you do when you're drunk and you think there's a bathroom someplace and there's not a bathroom there? You just start relieving yourself where you're at. This is like in a back hallway by an exit.

The former bancer walks up to him and looks over his shoulder, sees what's happening, taps him on the shoulder. The guy says, What? He's like, Man, what the fuck are you doing, man? The guy says, I had to go. He's like, You're damn right you do. Grabbs him, throws him down in his own piss, proceeds to mop him up, mop up the piss with the guy and throws him immediately out the exit. You got to clean the floors, man. I mean, it's part of his job. Part of the job. He decided to mop it up with the guy and then throw him out the door.

Anyways- Oh, man.

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All right now.

Before we get into the game, how was Germany?

I'll tell you what, man, it was a pretty cool experience. I just like getting out of the house. Something that you're not too fond of, but I do enjoy just seeing new places, new ways of life. I thought it was one of the coolest parts about going to Cleveland Heights was how much of a melting pot it was. Yeah. So getting to experience someone else's culture and how they're living. Went out there, had a few snitzels, both a chicken and a pork one.

Nice. Do you have any pretzels?

Much more on the chicken side. Pretzels tasted like pretzels, not going to lie. I wasn't blown away by them.

German beer?

I had some Pilsner's.

Pilsner's. I did have some Pilsner, man. I had a few of them, man. It was nice. Yeah, it was delicious.

Nice. Kept it light.

They had a bunch of... Obviously, every spot we went to had its own bar or Pillsner, you know what I mean?

Yeah. Did you go to a stereotypical German- I think we had to get the area that we went. -beard garden? But was there a place that you went where there were picnic tables essentially, as far as you could see with signs that they would bring to the picnic table?

Exactly.

Okay.

But it was dope. Went to a restaurant, had a, like I said, had a schnitzel, I had a Pillsner, and then went to another one, saw a few guys playing darts, wanted to get in there and see what I had and realized that I could not fucking compete with.

These guys. They were on point.

Real fucking good. They brought their own darts.

That is.

One thing I have always wanted to do is go to a darts championship in Germany.

Yeah, let's do it. Me and you. Dude, oh my God. Do you have other teammates?

Do you have other team darts? Have you seen these? Have you seen these matches?

180. The power, are you kidding me? I'm a big darts fan.

I'm an electric dude.

We used to play darts all the time at Woody's. I ran shop at Woody's.

Dude, there's nothing better than seeing somebody get just smoked.

I was the best darts player at Woody's. I was the best darts player at Woody's, which was not saying much.

Because- I don't know what it's really saying, actually.

I mean, they were house darts.

I wouldn't even play with- You didn't throw a dart into a guy's butt. You're really good at this.

You didn't miss the entire board and hit the wall behind it.

You would get just that one guy like, Oh, there's nobody getting drinks over here by the bar. Then stand by that fucking board and just have darts flying right by your ear.

Dude, it was a tight window. Very tight.

There's nothing more electric than seeing a dart.

Go into.

Somebody's back or his shoulder.

Go into somebody? Dude, it happened a few times. 100%. Then every time somebody would get drunk and they put their hand on the dart board and you'd be like, I don't know why you think this is cool. What? You want a dart in your hand? Is this impressive? Yeah. What are you gaining from this?

I mean, I'll throw it.

But- It's not even like- I.

Don't get why you're doing this.

The amount of faith you have in anybody in this bar after doing shots all day to not hit your hand is just ridiculous. I don't know what you're gaining. Yeah, I'll throw it.

All right, I'll.

Throw it. I'll throw it. Yep, sorry I missed.

Oops. Yeah, man. We got to get back to the nutty and play some darts at Woody's, baby.

But yeah, dude, maybe that's a retirement game. We just start playing darts. I think The Power is one of the guys that's a big time darts. He might be retired by now, but.

Dude, those dudes are so fucking good.

We always played cricket. We didn't play 501. Anyways, we're very much digressing. Did you learn any German?

No, I didn't learn any German.

Did you go to see any German sight?

I'm still trying to learn English, Jason. No sightseeing?

I didn't do any historical sightseeing.

You didn't go to church? I was there to watch a football game or play a football game, Jason. Play a.

Football game? You watched and played, I guess.

God damn it.

All right, well, I guess let's talk about the game then. What was the crowd like?

Dude, the crowd was so electric. I want to go back and see the Frankford soccer team or the football-team, football team, football club, actually play. I mean, it was electric. You could tell that they were enjoying seeing two of the best teams in the AFC go at it. They were getting excited for both sides. I mean, it was definitely a Chief's home game, But when the Dolphins started to rally there in the second half, you started to hear some Dolphins chants and it started to get pretty rowdy. As the game got tighter and more intense, you could feel the crowd get into it, man. Thank you for everybody that came out in Frankfurt, man. You guys made that quite the experience for a kid from Cleveland, man.

Yeah, Frankfurt was into it, man. It was pretty awesome watching it on TV. I don't know if you know this, but the referees were speaking German on some of the calls they had early on. I feel what they call the false start. But I thought that was neat.

That was pretty cool.

All the fans were really into it. All those London games, typically you don't see that much support for the teams.

That are playing. There's not a die-hard- Yeah.

It's almost like an All-Star Game where you see fans from all over the place.

They just.

Cheered for- I felt like Frankford was a little bit differently. There was a lot of Chiefs fans there. They were popped in. There was a good amount of Dolphins fans there. It was a surprisingly hostile environment.

For a- There was a lot of red in the stands. Yeah. I was expecting it to be a little more universal, which there definitely was. You saw from all over the place. But for the most part, though, the Chiefs were well represented.

Yeah, the broadcast was awesome, especially with the man Rich eyes and doing the play-by-play.

Yeah, I got to see him on our Friday practice. I got to see him come down, man.

It's just- He killed it, man. He's so electric every time he does it.

What can't he do?

Did you have any jet lag or anything from the… How far is the flight to Frankford? Did you guys fly straight into Frankford?

I don't get jet lag, dude. I sleep like a baby on planes, so I can just... I'd never lose sleep.

What was the hour, though? How far is it?

I think it was eight hours from Kansas City. Eight or nine hours from Kansas City, eight and a half.

Did you guys get a bigger plane so you could get the lie-down flat seats?

Yeah, it was like, what is it? Virgin Airlines?

I think that's a… Yeah.

That's a airline for sure. Yeah, 100%. It was Virgin Airlines flight. We were lucky the coaches took the seats in the back this time with their wives, and they gave the players a chance to lie down.

How nice.

Of them. Dude, I wasn't expecting that. I was expecting to be in the back of the fucking plane like we did in London. Sure enough, this.

Time we're on- They gave you guys.

First class. Yeah.

Maybe that made the difference. It was a tight game. Maybe that made the difference.

I'm telling you.

Andy had one of the best quotes before the game when he was asked about playing overseas in Germany. Coach Reed was quoted, I've always said, If we can get all the countries to play, we wouldn't have wars. We just played football. Hey, I didn't know the Big Red was so much.

About peace. All right now.

I love that though. Come on now. That's a great quote.

That is pretty good, man. It was actually very cool. I had a moment before the game. I looked over at our Special Teams Coach, Dave Tobin.

I.

Looked at him, I was like, Coach, think about this man, about 50, 60 years ago. This shit ain't happening. It's pretty cool to see there to be some type of war or some type of hatred towards each other or some type of difference, and to be able to down the line, bring it together for some entertainment. I thought it was pretty cool to actually sit there and think about it there for a second.

It does feel like during the anthems and right before the game that feelings like that come in.

Just gets a little bit more emotional, man.

Yeah, that had to be intense. That's awesome. Let's get to the game. All first half offense. You guys got out to a quick start with a seven-play, 75-yard drive that ended in an 11-yard, Rashee Rice touchdown to start the game. Later, a 13-play, 95-yard drive that ends and a pat Mahom to Jet McKinnon score to put you guys up 14-nothing. Let's talk about the touchdown a little bit. You were playing a decoy role.

A decoy role?

Or on... Is that what it was called?

There's no way. We're just blatantly saying, All right, Travis, you're going to go over here and just be a decoy. It's a part of the progression. If I get open, I get open. Or if I can grab a few guys, then yeah, I'll grab a few guys. But I'm always trying to get open. I'm never trying to be a decoy.

Well, the Dolphins definitely bit on the decoy. Three of his defenders are on the Big Yeti, which freed up Jet McKennan.

The plate was actually drawn up for me. It was drawn up for you. Yeah, that plate is meant for him to go through his reads and read through me, essentially, as the first read.

Then when everybody stayed on you, that's why the jets open there.

In the flat? He was like, Why? There are there three people on him? There's three people running with him. There's got to be somebody else open. Sure enough, he knew exactly who is going to be open. Yeah, on third down, they just threw out the game. It felt like they were either going to have a bracket or some manhole defender waiting for me on the other side, knowing that I have an ability to not really run away from guys, but take their feet to where I can create some separation across the field or get them thinking I'm going across field and go the other way. It's just being dealt with the cards that I'm being dealt with. That's just frustrating. But at the same time, it's football, man. You got to just trust that everybody else around you is going to get open and going to do their job, man.

Well, Pat Moh homes is certainly doing his job in the first half. He finished 14 for 19, through for 147 yards, touchdown passes. But those 14 points would be all the offense put up the rest of the game. The post-game interview, Pat, talked about the offense. We can be a lot better as an offense. I think if the offense gets to where I think it can be and where we can be will be a hard team to beat. Yeah, what was it like going against the Dolphins defense? What were they giving you trouble with in the second half that stalled things out, you think?

Well, I think teams with really good Db's means that they're going to find ways to bracket coverage you. When you have smart Dbs and guys that can play, can read routes or read concepts and just have an idea, it's going to make it challenging when they run their zone coverages. That's what they were doing on first and second down was playing their prevent, keep it all in front, don't get beat deep, and make you drive down the field. With a team like that, you got to have the run game. That's, I think, why we were so successful in the first half is because we were running the heck out of the ball, man.

You guys were really getting.

After it. Papa Chacko, man. He was downhill and put it on our old line to be a physical dominant team. They showed up, baby. They showed up.

Second half was dominated. Well, first half and the second half, the defense was dominating as they have been the whole season.

Damn, it's good to have a good defense, man. Fuck. I'll tell you what.

Dolphins obviously have been heralded for their high-powered offense, almost setting an NFL record not too long ago against the Denver Broncos. But they struggled in this one. The Chiefs D shut the Dolphins out in the first half. It's the first time that's happened to the Dolphins in 40 games. Damn. Yeah, even predating Mike Daniel's time there, held both Tyreke Hill and Jalen Waddell to under 100 yards receiving. There was a clip of you catching up with Tyreke after the game, attempting to do a jersey swap. What was it like seeing Tyreke on the opposing team for the first time?

I mean, I think you said it. We talked about it, man. That dude is fucking seeing him live. He's got to be the best ticket in the NFL.

Dude, it's crazy. Seeing that dude live is the most exciting thing you can see in the NFL. Yeah. It's unbelievable. You put him with Waddle and all the other specers that they have, and damn, that's a damn good and exciting offense to play in, I'm sure. But with that being said, man, you don't always see success stories when a guy leaves an organization like Tyreke did. Man, it's just good to see him. It seems like he's still enjoying life the way that we know him to. And sure enough, he's looking like he's going to break the NFL record for most receiving yards in the season and couldn't be happier for him, man.

Yeah, I don't think it matters what team he's going to be on. He's probably going to put up some pretty good numbers because.

Absolute.

Freak.

I don't think he ever got the credit he deserved as being the best receiver in the League when he was here. I think him going to Miami and doing essentially the same thing he was doing here and then taking it up a notch, he's finally being regarded as the best receiver in the League. I think that was something that he always knew in his heart he was. We always were telling people, but it's good to see Yeah.

You're seeing the Dolphins do a lot of similar things that Big Red did with him, where they do all the funky motions. They do things to really make it hard for you to locate where he's at, the crossing routes off to play actions, all these things that he was good with the Chiefs. He is still done. At some point, he gets an opportunity to do even more in this type of offense where they're already doing crazy motions non-stop. But Tyreke, I think he was happy to see Big Red, as we all saw before the game. He snuck up behind him and gave him the old Pillsbury doughboy poke. You could tell it was two kindred spirits coming back together for a moment there. Chiefs D finished the game with three sacks and two forced fumbles. One of those forced fumbles resulted in a touchdown, and it was probably the most exciting play that I might have seen in a while. I mean, that.

Was wild.

Whenever you get a lateral, it is going to be an excitement.

That shit is electric, man. Basically, what a lateral every fucking play.

Coach Spagnola, is that what he's preaching? He wants guys of lateral to.

Play on- You know what? I'm not in those meeting rooms, but that looked like that was pretty natural. When it... You guys have been... I at least assume you'll see it more at this point when Db's intercept a pass. I feel like I've seen more laterals off of intersections or Fumble recoveries or something.

For sure. Well, you know who made it big for a while was Ed Reed and the Ravens defense.

I feel like- They were trying literally lateral it just to Ed Reed.

Yeah, I think you're right. They would try and get the ball like the most athletic guy. I think there was a purpose behind it because back then, the offenses weren't putting up as many points. Their defense was clearly the leader of that team. They really made an emphasis of trying to score on turnovers. It was always exciting, and I loved watching that stuff. I don't really remember them botching them when I was.

Watching it. It was always- It was always-.

-it was.

Pretty successful. -it was always what you saw on Sunday, and that was Brian Cook taking it to the fucking house, baby. Uc is fine.

Yeah, there we go.

There we go. It's both of them, the Cincinnati to Cincinnati connection there. Mike Edwards is also from Cincinnati, the city.

He's from UC.

As well. No, he's just from the city. Didn't go to UC from the city though. Well, yeah.

Cincinnati connection.

Yeah.

Yeah, always big win score for the half. Yeah, Cook's first career defense of touchdown.

All right, yeah.

The Chief's defense also came up clutch at the end of the game when Miami had two different chances to potentially tie it. It did get pretty competitive there towards the end. The first of those drives was just disrupted by a huge sack for a loss of 11 yards by defensive and Tershawn Wharton.

Tark.

Tark? Tark, yeah. That's what we call him. I love it. After the game, you were quoted saying, I can probably tell you halfway through the season that this is the best defense I've ever played with. I mean, yeah, I think you're right.

I mean, the stats.

Are saying- You had some good defenses starting off.

In KC. I mean, even the first year we won the Super Bowl, this past Super Bowl year, I mean, we've had some great fucking defenses, man.

No doubt.

Early on, I was playing with fucking our entire defense was like, pro-bo caliber, Justin Huston, Derrick Johnson, Eric Barry, Tomba Lee, fricking Cally, who as well as Brandon Floors.

Who was the linebacker?

Derek… Derek Johnson.

Derek John… Did you hear me say that?

Yeah. We had some fucking studs. Quentin Demps. We had some dudes that could fucking play some ball now.

I believe when Andy took over, he was either six or seven pro ballers around the defense. He was loaded.

Dude. He was nuts. Yeah, and we were doing one-on-ones with him because they were all considered outside backers. One-on-one pass rush. Yeah, that's fun. Justin- Justin Huston.

Good luck.

Yeah. Better eat some more cheeseburgers, Kills. But yeah, no, this defense, and it's not just the stats and everything and how many points they're putting up. All that is obviously solidifying them as one of the best. But it's big moments. It's the stops in big moments and key moments that's really making us win games. Nice. Yeah. And solidifying games for us. That's when you know you have a great team. When they're playing their best at their best. That's why we're 7-2 right now, man.

Yeah, it's a team game, but right now the defense is definitely holding up their end of the bargain. Offense is two because you guys are 7-2. You guys are winning games.

You're trying to fight? What about to say? We're coming at a main shit.

Yeah. No, you guys are getting it done. You're going to get more than 14 yards. There's no question. You can come at my home. It's Andy Reed. You guys are getting it done. But Pat definitely, he stressed it. I think you stressed it enough. You guys want to get going a little bit more on offense and with the way the defense is playing, once that thing gets back on track, which I know will, it's going to be insane. Let's talk about something else and say Big Yety makes history. That's right. You are officially the Kansas City Chiefs, all-time receiving yards record holder. You broke the record in this game. The record was previously... The record now is 10,941 receiving yards. You passed Tony Gonzales to become the Chiefs all-time receiving yards leader. You finished with 14 yards receiving, and you beat the record by one yard.

One. Dude, that's a bun's day right there.

It's a heck of a way to to break the all-time receiving record.

That's so bun's. I should have broke this record like three days, three games ago. I'm just sitting here just either way. It is an absolute fucking honor, man. Ever since I came here to Kansas City to be mentored by the greatest titan, Ever Do It in Tony Gonzalez to try and fill his shoes every single day and to reach some of the milestones. He's set like a receiving yards in the franchise history. It's just an honor to even be here in KC knowing that Greatness has walked them hauls, and I can be a part of that greatness man.

Man. Well, it's been Electric watching it, and it's crazy, dude. You're a franchise's all-time receiving yards leader. An absolutely crazy stat.

Isn't that a crazy stat to even think about?

Yeah.

It's a lot of yards. Like the franchise man. I'm an old dog right there.

10,941 receiving yards. How many miles is that?

Yards? Damn, I only know feet. How much is.

A mile? I don't know.

How many yards are in a mile? God damn it. I used to know this shit.

How many feet are in a mile? I don't even know that. It's like 2,000 something.

No way. It's got to be more than that. 11,000 feet?

Okay, one mile is 5,280 feet.

Knew it.

Divide that by three.

No, you got to multiply that by three.

Let's figure this out. We're doing some analytics right now. 52...

What was it again? It's 6.2 miles.

5280. I'm not cheating with Brandon. Get the fuck out of here, Brandon. 1,760 feet in a yard.

What are you? You're putting it in a calculator. Why is it so hard for you right now?

It's 1,760 yards or in a mile. If you take that, if you divide 10,941 divided by that number, you would have how many miles? So 6.21 miles.

Very good.

That might be 6.22 miles if we round up.

I'm out here just running.

That's crazy. That's awesome, man. Coach Reed was asked after the game about you becoming the franchise record holder for receiving yards in the postgame press conference, and he responded, I didn't give him the ball enough. What a great player and a good kid on top of that. I don't know if he's just talking about that game or just over the course of a career.

I just love that he still calls me a good kid. He's just a good kid. The guy is just fucking... You can say whatever you want about him. He's a good kid. He tried to get me the ball. I was either, A, sorry, and just buns and couldn't get open, or, Football happened and Pat had to go somewhere else with the rock or get out of the pocket, whatever it may be. I know Coach Reed is dialing me up. There's no shortage of me getting dialed up on Sundays. So yeah, we'll keep trying to put up those stats and who knows? Maybe I'll catch Tony Gonzalez in the most receiving yards ever by a tight-end when I die, because I still got like fucking 4,000, 5,000 more yards to go.

Pretty incredible that you hold that record. We're going to wrap up this section with another record that you guys set from the week with the LeBron stat of the game, which is the Kansas City Chiefs are now the first NFL franchise to win a game in four different countries. That's right. Germany, England, Mexico, and of course.

The Red, White, Blue. That makes me one of the only players.

It is. Yeah, I wonder how.

Many- Because I was here for all four of those games.

Who was here for all four of those games? Did Pat win in England or was that Alex?

That was Alex. That was Alex Smith. I'm trying to think of who would be on that team that's still a long snapper, James Winchester. Still there? Might be a part of that. Hey, way to go, James. It might be me and James Winchester, the two long snappers on the team.

You're the only player that's been there for all four… That's crazy.

Yeah.

Way to go.

How about it, man? If I would have scored a touchdown, I'd have been the only player that's ever scored a touchdown in four countries, outside of maybe like a Tom braided.

Way to go, Big Red. Are you blaming Big Red right now?

I'm blaming myself for not fucking finding a way to get open.

What's the next country you want to get to?

What's number five for the Chiefs? Damn, what would be a fun country? I mean, Australia would be a fucking blast there. They get rowdy over there.

They do get rowdy. Australia would be fun.

I'm trying to just go to the rowdiest, like wherever it gets fucking intense. Crazy?

Yeah.

Brazil?

Oh. Argentina? Oh. Ireland? Do they get rowdy in Ireland?

They don't. Fuck. They get Ireland. I'm in. I'm in 100%. Fuck it. Let's just go to all of them and see which one is the rowdiest.

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Let's keep this thing moving. Eagles's 28, Cowboys 23 in an absolute thriller, a divisional thriller on Jason's birthday.

Hey.

Initial thoughts, big guy.

Dude, it was a crazy game filled with turmoil and lots of things going on. It was nuts and certainly happy we got to win. No doubt about that. Great way to go into the buy. But the Cowboys win. No doubt about it.

Eagles Cowboys is one of the biggest rivalries in the NFL. Eagles are the first team to begin consecutive seasons with an eight and one or better record since the 2005 Colts, since the Payton Manning and Dallas Clark Colts, that's pretty impressive.

Wow.

That is crazy. Not a lot of teams can put- Patriots.

Haven't done.

That since then? -the seasons back to back like that.

That's pretty good.

I know, yeah. You would think the the dynasty that braided had-.

The Pats or maybe the Stealers. I'm trying to think of the teams that have been like Ravens.

Yeah. Maybe the Seahawks and they had their run- Seahawks?

Yeah. Chiefs?

Nope. Just the Eagles, man. Eagles and Colts.

You guys have got to have been close to that.

No. Trying to think. I don't think we've ever started A-1-1 or better. That was my first year. My first year. You guys are A-1? That might be it. No, we won 9-0.

9-0.

That's a big start. Then the next year we went 1-5.

It's a big difference. Fuck.

You guys had the other strong game on offensive side of the ball, putting up 28 points, man. I mean, all the weapons you guys got, that boy, Jaylen Hertz, is bowling.

Yes, he is. That's right. And the Cowboys defense is a good defense, man. He threw for 207 with two TDs and rushed for a touchdown and now has 33 career rushing touchdowns tie for Cam Newton, the most rushing touchdowns by a quarterback in his first four seasons in NFL history. There we go. I mean, that's damn good company to be a part of right there. Eagle's converted two fourth downs on the opening drive. Coach Ciriani just loves fucking running the table, man.

I mean, he said it last week. We start every drive essentially first at nine. Because if it gets to one yard left on fourth down, we are going to pretty much go for it every single time.

Make sure I tell us back then.

He knows.

Aj Brown, Devante Smith, Swoleback Man, and Skinny Batman had big games. Aj had 66 yards receiving, breaking his 125 yard plus or whatever it was that he was doing week in, week out. The Cowboys finally had an answer, but so did AJ. He still had a touchdown and 66 yards. And then Devante came in with 51 yards receiving and a touchdown.

Yeah, baby.

Might not sound like huge days, but I'll tell you what, man, some big time plays were made. After AJ Brown's four-yard touchdown grab, he and Devante Smith reenacted the famous LeBron and D. Wade. What is that? Like a meme? Just a famous picture. All the above?

Is that what they were doing in this?

I mean, that's exactly what it is.

Nice.

They get creative. Does that make Jalen hurts Chris Bosch?

Don't you fucking dare.

Dude, I'm just saying. Don't you dare. It looks like they're trying to say, Udonis Haslem.

No. Jalen's fucking Mike Rubio. What the fuck is his name? Fucking head coach. What the fuck is his name? Fuck it. Mike Rubio. Marco Rubio. What the fuck is his fucking name?

The dude, Ricky Rubio, who you're referring to, he plays-.

No, I'm talking about the coach. Who is the fucking… What's the coach of the Miami? He's still there.

He's a great coach. You're talking about the film guy, Eric Spolstra?

Spolstra was way off.

Way off. Yeah, I thought it was pretty good. I thought it was pretty good. One of the best, most iconic photos of all time of two of the greatest basketball players ever played the game. Well done.

It's good coordination.

Yes. Aj Brown, she just had LeBron on.

How does this work? After he scores the touchdown, Devante finds the camera, and then he assumes the outstretch arms of Dwayne Wade.

The actual, I forget the full play, but essentially they're on a fast break. D. Wade throws the no-look, alley-oop, and LeBron comes in, and then the picture is says everything that I just said.

Yeah, but I'm just wondering how it gets choreographed. Does AJ… I guess I can ask AJ. Does he.

Go - I was going to say this is the only way to get these answers to ask them.

They're like, Hey, you're going to find the camera. Then when you find it, then I'll jump up.

Behind you. This is why I can't do these celebrations.

Yeah, right?

There's too much going on. I did it one time, and it was actually with Alex Smith, who did it one time and never did it again. But we choreographed a potato sack race. It was me, Alex, versus the Cheetah.

Nice.

We said whoever scores the touchdown, whoever gets the first touchdown, gets to win the race. It's like everybody gets up and you have to act like you fall down.

Yeah, you're doing the whole...

You're doing a thing. I won. I beat the Cheetah in a race.

Well, but it was set up from the beginning. It was a fixed race.

Yeah, but if you look at it, the Cheetah tried.

They have a wristband on this. They're like, All right, what celebration are we running? 15, 15.

Not a fucking chance. But ask him. The biggest offensive play of the game for some people is Jason. You're screaming right in that man's face.

Yeah.

Jason, why don't you tell the people what the fuck you were doing?

I actually wasn't screaming. I was laughing as loud as I could in his face.

That's a laugh.

I was going like this. That's exactly what I was doing.

Yes. You were bringing him closer with everyone. That's what I was doing. Jesus.

Yeah, that's what I was doing.

That's fucking terrifying. You're like a fucking thrilled villain.

Yeah, I'm not sure which one was- He's just a.

Crazed fucking psycho.

Yeah, I don't know what happened. I blacked out.

That a boy. I'll give Bo Allen a fucking carry of you home. New Heights Reddit page had some fun with this moment. User non-Raman posted a screenshot of Jason yelling and wrote, No right answers. What was Jason and Kelsey screaming? We have a few one here from the user, Boy Wonder, the Boy Wonder. It's about this girl named Bella, and she meets his family. They're called the Cullens. It takes place in town called Forks, and it turns out they are vampire. Oh, okay. That's good. That's a joke.

There you go. Well, if you would have kept your headphones on while we were going through it, you would.

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Illustrious Banda. 2038 says, I can't get my jeans if I'm at football, classic. Unfortunately, Kyle probably felt like he was yelling at him at that point because of frustration that she has to get four babies ready instead of three. Well, well done. We appreciate the 92% for commenting on that one. There were a lot of... I mean, it was a hilarious moment. You look like a fucking psycho maniac that just loves what he's doing. I loved every bit of it. There were a lot of holy shit moments in this game, Jason. I was watching the game on ESB and Gamecast, so I didn't see any videos. The Wi-Fi isn't great over the Atlantic. I don't know if you knew that. I was non-stop just trying to reload the Scores app and see what the fuck was going on. I mean, it got close. It got pretty crazy, man. Cowboys tight-in, Luke, Schoemaker's non-touchdown on the goal line, knee goes down, ball has not crossed. It's about as legit as a touchdown called back and get. Because it was called a touchdown, right?

That's what I was about to say. It wasn't the best game to follow on Gamecast because there were points taken off the board or challenges. There was a.

Lot of- I had no fun. I was just sitting there waiting.

Like, God.

Damn it. What the fuck is going on?

Yeah, in real time, it looked like a guaranteed touchdown. Then all of a sudden, we're on the sideline. We see nick throw the challenge flag because it was fourth down. We're like, What is he challenging here? They said, No, his knee's down. Then we looked up at the jumper trying to, sure enough, knee was down. We got the ball in the half-yard line to try and give a little room and put a drive together. We started out with a little quarterback sneak, get a little breathingroom that.

Right now.

But yeah, that was a huge.

Point of the game. A lot of people don't know this, but that's props to everybody that's up in the booth. For sure. You got coaches that are up in the booth that might be seeing a TV copy, might be seeing some version of a replay.

Yeah, I don't know what they get access to.

I'm not sure what they get access to either.

Do they get the same thing the officials get?

For the people that don't know this, there are coaches on the field and there are coaches up in the sky box so that they can see all this stuff. I don't even know what they're doing up there anymore because everything's, I don't know, just more advanced. Technology is more advanced. I guess you don't necessarily have to be in the booth, but I don't know what I'm even talking about at this point. But shout out to the guys up in the booth for relaying that to Siriani because being on the field, you just don't get to see all the replays or everything in real time.

Yeah, now that I'm thinking about this, I thought nick threw the flag, maybe he did. Because aren't all touchtowns reviewed? Are you allowed to challenge?

They are all reviewed. They all are reviewed. That might have just got.

Reviewed by- Call it in from New York or something.

Either.

Way, John Ferrari does a great job, and he's letting nick know on all of them. Nice. Shout out to John. Although I think nick sometimes, the gunslinger, he's going to shoot from the hip. He's going to….

I don't care what.

That thinks. I don't want to put all of the failed challenges on Ferrari.

Yeah. You guys go down, put a drive together, do the brotherly shove from your own one just to get two-yard gaining, get some breathing room there in your own end zone. And sure enough, my person just jumps on top of the entire pile. Might not be the most effective way to stop the tush-push, but it definitely looks like a fun way.

To join. Yeah, wave surfing. Tush-push surfing.

That's just the best. A little crowd surfing. Doug did step out of Browns on a two-point conversion, and damn, I know he wants that one back, man. Yeah, with a 6-23 left in the fourth quarter, the Cowboys attempted a two-point conversion to make it a three-point game, which is always, I mean, it's a big time moment in a big time game. I'm sure when he scramble and extended the ball out for the pylone, he definitely thought he was in bounds with it.

Yeah, he has the room and the space.

Definitely wants that one back. Then Tyler Steen's fumble recovery with 107 left in the game. You guys had the ball on your own 32.

The.

Rook. Deandre Swift ends up running into AJ Brown causing the Fumble, but the Eagles's rookie, offensive linemann comes up clutch with the fumble recovery.

I have no... I've watched this play multiple times.

Still can't figure out how he ended up.

With it. I still have no idea how Tyler got the ball. But Stee, way to go.

He's down there fighting in the.

Trenches, baby. I don't know how he got that ball, but my man found a way to get it.

Stane's first career start, huh?

It was, and he did a great job. Hell, yeah. Listen, it wasn't… I mean, you'd block on Michael Parsons, DeMarcus Lawrence, OSA. They got some good dudes over there on the Cowboys.

He definitely had a few welcome to the NFL moments.

For sure, in the first half. But he settled in really well in the second half. We're all really happy with how he played in his first game. You see the flashes, you know what I mean? He's got the athleticism, he's got the strength. There are a lot of really good plays. Then obviously, he's a rookie. He's got some learning moments like we all do. But, I mean, boy, did he come up in probably the most important part of the game by whooping a magic trip out by coming out with that ball? So shout out to my man Tyler Steen with the big fumble recovery—on a completely botch play. We were running like a slip.

With a… I'm not. It looked like guys were flying everywhere in the back. We were on a slip.

We were on a little… AJ go behind it. Him and DeAndre ran into each other. I mean, not the way you want to end a third down, four-minute play.

I've been there. I've been on a few whack blocks and almost hit the running back. That is not where you want to be. You got to get off the ball. Yeah, the Cowboys had the ball with 46 seconds left, no timeouts. After some Eagles's penalties they find themselves first and five on the six-yard line with 27 seconds left to go. When you're sitting there on the sideline and the team is inside the 10-yard line and as an offense, you just know you can't really do much about anything.

It's just like- Yeah, I'm like, Well, I hope somebody makes a play. Let's go team.

Let's go team.

Man, I wish you would have done better in that four-minute drill. That's all I'm thinking about. God damn it. My gosh. If we only would have done this and this, we could have not... Why do they have the ball still?

Well, Dallas then had a false start, which is probably one of the things you're hoping for, some penalty to pull it back or get some... Yeah. Then took a sack, doing an incomplete pass, had to delay a game, and then finally had a pass the CD-LAM, fall short of the end zone, which if you're going to throw the ball in that situation, you got to make sure the guy's in the end zone, I feel like.

Reminded me. You know who Tom the Temple came to the game? He's right. It was very Tennessee Titans- Oh.

Yeah, Super Bowl.

St. Louis- -3D throwback style. 30, I can't remember. No chance I'm getting that one, but yeah. Very similar ending to the game in terms of- Might be 30. -coming up here with a yard too short.

Epic. That was the first Super Bowl I actually remember watching. I think it was either mom or dad we went to a Super Bowl watch party.

Did we?

I know I did because it.

Was- Where did you go?

I don't fucking remember where. I just remember being at a house and it was like you could see, like, Ram's stuff all over.

Super.

Bowl 34. 34. I was close. I knew it was in the 30s. I have nothing other than that. We walked out of there with a Kurt Warner Super Bowl mug or a cup. There was like a little party cup.

That's cool.

Yeah, I used to drink milk out of it and hope that one day I could be like Kurt Warner and the greatest show on turf.

You're definitely not Kurt Warner, but you did all right.

Back to the final sequence of the game where the defense comes up big. Lane Johnson was quoted saying he aged in dog ears watching that final drive.

Dude, it was nerve-wrecking on the sideline. Like you said, when you're out there and just watching the defense and there's nothing you can do, it is like, Man, I really hope we pulled this out. Come on, boy. Come on.

Well, you guys pulled it out. Any final thoughts after the game?

Obviously, a lot of things to clean up, but to head into the by week, eight and one, beating the cowboys. I'll take those results any day of the week. We just got to clean some things up. But really happy, obviously.

The NFL gave you a beautiful birthday gift after a long, hard fought W, and that's a drug test. Because, Jason, there's no way you're playing this game at 36 years old the way you're playing it, man. This guy is juicing.

He's juicing.

He is fucking… He's cheating. Mom, he's cheating.

Sounds familiar. Oh, man.

No, man. I think I actually got drug tested around my birthday, too. I know I got hit around then. I'm not sure if they time it up like that, but it's definitely... It's never fun after a game. It's the worst time. That's the worst because you're typically more dehydrated than you ever are. It's not like.

You just.

Have to go. You want to get out of there. Yeah, you want to get the.

Fuck out of there. I just want a big game. I'd love to go drink some beers with my friends but now I got to wait for four guys to pee in a cup that are dehydrated and they're not getting it done on time. But I get it. Listen, I think it's good because I think they started doing it after games because there are some things that get out of your system quick. They're trying to make sure that they're getting guys as close to game time as possible. But yeah, it's not ideal for getting out of the stadium. I didn't even get to see mom when we played at Orlando. Oh, my gosh, what a way game was that? Tampa. She went to the Tampa game and there's -.

Just took too long doing.

- Took too long. -couldn't get to the buses. By the time I'm getting out there, I'm literally the last one getting on the bus and we're rolling. It sucks, but whatever.

Yeah, it is what it is. Yes, you have to do it immediately. You have a two-hour window, a three-hour window technically, but because if you're in a way stadium or you know what I mean? Yeah, you have to do it just about immediately.

I feel like somebody got out of doing it immediately, and I don't know what they did or if it's an option, but they definitely make it seem like you have to do it immediately. But I don't.

Know if that's- I think if it's an away game and you can't use it and everybody's got to go, it's like, All right, you get on the plane, but you have to do it as soon as you arrive.

Maybe that's probably what it was because it was definitely an away game.

Like when you land, you have to go straight to the facility or straight to a tester and get it done. But either way, comes with the job. We like it that way. It keeps all the guys that will fucking juice up.

Oh, my God.

Gosh. Fuck. Could you imagine getting hit by a guy just on fucking… I mean, I.

Definitely been hit. We've definitely been hit by a guy just to death. It's always ironic when you're playing a guy and then three weeks later, he gets popped and you're like, No wonder he was so strong. Oh, my God. Dude was the.

Strongest man in the.

Fucking world. His hands were so vicious.

They were fucking stones the way he was hitting me. Holy fuck. Lebron stat of the game, Jaylen Hertz is 10-0 in regular-season games against teams with a 500 record or better.

Since.

2022. That is a fucking LeBron stat if I've ever heard it.

That is a big.

Lebron stat. We said, if you're in fucking the Kahoots, if you're in fucking LeBron stat, you're doing something right. But that is as LeBron stat as it fucking gets right there.

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Let's keep this thing moving to buy weeks, man. Congrats on the win.

Yeah, well, we both enter the buy week, ironically, before we both play each other. Yeah, so midpoint in the season, how are you feeling physically? What are you going to do during the by week? If I can… If I can give you any words of getting that sauna, baby. I guess those recovery juices flowing.

You know I'm with it.

Dude, yeah, it was right around 33 or 34 for me where it really started to change. Buy week is big.

Buy week is big. Be doing a lot of activation. A lot of activation. These things that are- It.

Takes a little bit more to get that motor up and running. Exactly. All right, let's get the caffeine. Let's do this hip exercise. Let's get this there, gun. Let's get this band. All right, we still aren't firing. All right, let's get on this machine.

Yeah, all that shit. No, it is fun. How are you feeling going into the by week?

I feel good. I a little banged up from last game, but I think it should be good by the time we're coming out of the by week. Got some things fun. I'm going to Thursday Night Football in Chicago. Fuck yeah. Obviously, Amazon bought the Kelsey documentary, and we were talking when that whole thing was going down about maybe getting out during the by week to the Thursday Night game and going to have a lot of fun with all those guys, man. You've got Fitz.

Sherman- You already know. It's arguably my favorite crew. I've got a lot of favorite crews. I've got a lot of Whitworths. Yeah. That all together full. Yeah, Tony, Fitz, Carissa, you name it, man. They're all Taylor.

It can't be a Kirk and Al up in the booth.

Oh, yeah.

It's going to be a good time. I can't wait.

Richard Sherman on there having some fun as well.

Typically you go to warm places in the by. We're going to go to Chicago a little bit different.

Shot town, baby.

Hey.

A windy city action.

Yeah. I'll be there for a.

Day and a half. That'll be fun, though. That's a cool stadium to go to always.

They're trying to figure out a new stadium right now for Chicago. Who knows how much longer the soldier field will be there.

Who knows what the city is going to do. Yeah. Who knows what the city is going to do.

But yeah, that's my plans. Anything? What do you got?

I plan on getting this body right. I got a little bit more banged up this week than I was hoping. Yeah, which keeps you around and keeps you trying to get better. I'd never like to plan things on the biweek because you just don't know how healthy you're going to be and you don't know how you're going to feel. Whether you're winning or losing, I'm not trying to go and fucking be out and about if we're out here losing. Obviously, fortunate that we're seven and two and where we're at in the season. But I definitely got the future in mind and got to get this body right and get as healthy as possible going into arguably the biggest game we got on the schedule, and that's the Philadelphia Eagles, man.

The family reunion game.

All right, now let's get into a little week nine roundup. Yeah. Give some insights on some big headlines from week nine in the football world. Jason, star to south, man.

Yeah, well, probably the biggest news from last week is head to head coach firing. Raiders let go of head coach Josh McDaniels. Raiders announced they were firing Josh McDaniels last Tuesday night after just one and a half seasons with them. After the news broke, there was a story that was released from a team meeting that happened the Thursday before by Jay Glaser, who reported there was a big airing of grievances in the meeting and players just unloaded on Josh McDaniels. And finally, Josh McDaniels actually had Antonio pierce, the linebacker's coach, get up and speak on behalf of him and the coaches. When Antonio pierce got up there, he brought up the old giants team that beat the Patriots, Josh McDaniel's team in the Super Bowl in 2007. He said, No matter who we play, we thought we could beat them. We had a game plan that we could beat them. We had to believe that, and that's not here right now. We have to believe it here at the Raiders that we can beat anybody. When pierce finally finished up his motivational speech, everybody thinks they're great, except for Josh McDaniel. Josh McDaniels then goes over to pierce and says, Don't ever talk about the Patriots like that.

That is such a….

This is a pettiest report. Honestly, I'm not a fan of… I don't know what's going on in the Raiders locker room. I don't know what happened to Josh and Daniel is.

Getting fired. You don't know. I mean, this could be true. Who knows if it is? I would assume.

Well, even if it's true, the context of it, what if Josh was just like... It was a half-hearted joke. I was like, Don't ever talk about the page. Like, Who knows how it was said? But regardless, losing football games in the NFL stinks. When you're not where you want to be as a team, it's difficult and it's not fun in those moments. But I don't read into anything like this and think less of coaches or whatnot because I know... Listen, I've been there. I've been where organizations are at their bottom, and it sucks. It sucks as players. It sucks as coaches. People turn on each other. It is not fun to be on teams like that. All you can do is do your best to do what you think is right and true and be there for your teammates and coaches and everybody in that building and try to not be a guy that's either being a part of the problem.

That's what the Raiders did.

Who knows what led to Josh Mcdane being let go. But obviously we feel for Josh and this is how the world this is how the lead works. In not surprising fashion, because this happens a lot, the Raiders went out there and got a win.

Yeah, they did. They rallied behind the interim.

Head coach, man. How many.

Times have we seen- -in the interim head coach, man.

-interim head coaches? I would be curious what the record is for an interim head coach going into his first game.

First? Maybe their first two games.

Yeah. Like Jeff Saturday won last... I'll shout out to Jeff. It is not uncommon for interim head coaches to go out there and get a dub. The Raiders went out there and got one. They beat the giants 30-6 under interim head coach Antonio pierce.

Damn.

The team was celebrating. There were some happy Raiders in the locker room. Max Crosby, all those guys are at Cigars.

Some Vegas Stogies.

Yeah, they were enjoying it.

We just got this staff from intern, Brandon. Since 2010, interim head coaches are 15 and 12 straight up. That's a winning record right there.

Is that only in first games or is that in… That's.

Got to be first games, right? I would assume it's only first game. Yeah. Can coaching changes be enough to re-energize a team at the halfway mark. Raiders are currently four and five, and they could hit it to Hot Street.

They are not out of it. They definitely are not.

Out of it. They are not out of it. They got some dogs on both sides of the ball that can wreck some havoc, man.

Sure do.

I hope it stays very... It seems like they are really bought in. I would like it to be.

Halfway bought in.

Not so bought in. Not so bought in. Antonio pierce, seems to be having those guys really fucking bought in right now. As they should. As they should, man. He seems like a good coach to play for, man.

Well, yeah, we'll see what happens this next week.

We sure will. We'll see the Raiders twice in the future here. I haven't played him yet.

All right, Stroud Boys. Next topic, C. J. Stroud continued his incredible rookie run this week in the Texas 39-37 went over the Bucks. Man, a lot of defense being played.

Over there. Texas- It was impressive. It was impressive.

Texas were down 37, 33 with 46 seconds left in the game, and CJ Stroud leads a game-win and drive that ends at a 15-yard touchdown pass to wide receiver, Tank Dell.

Okay, Tank.

Stroud threw for 470 yards and five touchdowns. Damn. That's a heck of a day.

It's a fucking hell of a day.

Set the NFL record for the most passing yards in a single game by a rookie, breaking Andrew Luxe's previous record of 433 yards. Damn. Stroud also became just the third quarterback in N. N. V. O. History to throw for at least 470 yards and five touchdowns with zero interceptions. Taking care of that.

Ball, too. There he is.

Man, Stroud Boys out and proud. Yes, they are. Is Stroud a lock for Offensive R rookie of the Year at this point?

Yeah, fucking seal it up. I mean- Just off of his-.

Unless something crazy happens. I mean, it seems pretty… I mean, who else is in it?

I mean, who would either be up? Dijon Robinson maybe? Running back for the Falcons. I mean, somebody's going to have to come out of nowhere.

And.

Be a Strow boy.

Yeah.

How optimistic should the Texas fans be? They should be very optimistic. They got a fucking great coach, and they got a guy that's absolutely slinging it and taking care of the ball while he's doing it. It looks like they got a lot of young receivers and a lot of young skill positions that can fucking be accountable, man, and come up big and big-time moments as they're having a 46 seconds left in the game, having a game-wining drive. I mean, that's a big-time ball right there. Who's struggling right now is my guy, Josh Allen. He was struggling with this taunting penalty, man. That's fucked up, man. You can't point at a guy.

Everybody loves taunting.

This is so fucking whack. In the first quarter of the Bill's-Bangles game, Sunday Night Football, Josh Allen, pump fakes a guy then points at him and laughs. Yeah, you got a taunting penalty for pointing at him because you can't point at a guy. It's illegal. It's taunting. You could call him anything you want, but can't point at him.

Everybody knows you can scream in their face. You can't point at them.

This is so fucking whack. This is so whack. Allen gets called for taunting, and the fans online were pissed, as they should be. One of the weakest taunting calls you've ever seen? Probably. I'm not sure if I've seen too many of them.

I will say, though, in the referee's defense, this is getting called every time. I'm not saying it should be a penalty. I'm not saying that it's warranted of a taunting penalty. They are going to call you if you gesture in the other defender's area or the offensive player's area, you are going to get a.

Taughty pass. They've made it clear. I can stick my tongue out, put my hand behind my back, put the ball over my head like this, but I can't point at you.

I'm not saying it's right or wrong. All I'm saying.

Is- I think that's so fucking bogus. I can high step and dance into the end zone, but I can't point at you.

If you are high stepping and pointing, it is going to be a taunting. Yes, of course. I'm not saying it should be the penalty. I'm just saying that's what it is. I don't think every holding call is or isn't a hold. I just know what is going to get called a hold.

Nine times out of 10. What's the difference between a guy pointing at you and then a DB going like this looking at you right in the face?

The difference is you're not pointing at him.

It's the exact same thing. You're taunting him.

I agree. One is going to get called.

One isn't. 100%.

I think that's- That's all I'm saying. This is what I'm saying. It's going to get called. We could debate whether it should be a penalty all we want, but it's dumb. It's all I'm saying. It's going to get called every time.

I don't.

Think it's- It's a stupid.

Penalty that has gotten called every time. -i don't think it's. I don't think it's. Yeah, I just think it's what I think it's bogus. It could be a natural instinct to do that. I don't know.

I'm not disagreeing with anything you're saying.

I'm on Josh's team on this. This is bullshit.

All right, well, moving on from what should and shouldn't be taunting. Let's move on to week nine, New Heights stamp of the week. As you know, every week we get to the New Heights stamps. That's where Travis and I each pick our person as the stamp of the week for taking their game to New Heights. Trav, who are you starting off with?

I'm talking about another Butch Jones product, baby. A rocket scientist, my man that doesn't need practice. He can just go in there and just not even take a rep with the offense yet and find a way to get a dub. That's Vikings new quarterback, Joshua Dobbs. That's right, man. Jay Dobbs was traded to the Vikings on Tuesday from the Cardinals, who he was originally playing for Cleveland, got traded to the Cardinals, then got traded to the Vikings, and ended up having to go in against the Falcons. That's right, had a game-wining touchdown pass. I'm sorry, 31-28 victory over the with 22 seconds left in the game. Finish the game with 158 yards, two touchdowns, no interceptions, and a rushing TD. This guy was putting up points, man. He hadn't taken a single snap or a single rep in practice. He was actually on video taking snaps for the first time from the center on the sideline. Yeah, I think that's... I mean, if that doesn't tell you that we don't need to practice throughout the week, I don't know what does. Because he just went out there and got a dub in the NFL without even taking practice.

That's how you take your game to new heights. Shout out to Jay Dobbs for getting my stamp of the week. Yeah, baby. Who you got, Jason?

Dude, I got Peter the cop from Lehi Valley. That's right. For those of you that don't know, obviously, the Eagles, Cowboys rivalry is highly heralded and anticipated in the Philadelphia area. One of the fans left a clip on sports radio WIP that was so epic that we had to share it in a.

Team meeting. Siriadi made this Bullets and Bor material.

Yeah, that's right. He put this out there to let guys know how important this game is to Philadelphia. It did not disappoint. I have never hated anything more than I hate the Dallas Cowboys, ever. The only game I look forward to any year, the 300 seats, five days, all four major sports is the Dallas Eagles game in Philly. We need to bring this back. I hate the cowboys. Everyone who loves the Eagles should hate the cowboys, hate them, despise them, including the players. Ciarion is a motivator. He's all about culture. He needs to bring that back. He's got to get the team up, the players up to hate the cowboys, hit them in the face, knee them in the glory holes, as Jerry.

Would say.

You've got to bring that culture back. You've got to get them... Sorry, I'm pulling someone over. You've got to get that back.

Sorry, I'm pulling.

Someone over. This is not just the game, this year especially, it's the division. This could be the home field advantage for the playoffs or not. Oh, my gosh.

This guy was fucking in the middle of this speech was kneeing somebody in the fucking glory hole, man.

Talk about multitasking.

God damn it. I wonder what he did. He could run a traffic light. He probably just had a fucking cowboys fucking bumper sticker. That would have been gold.

Either way, shout out to Peter for multitasking on the job and getting it done with a WIP ramp for the ages on the cowboys, as well as doing a service to our communities by pulling somebody over to traffic violation.

That's what I'm talking about.

Yeah, that was iconic and it definitely got us fired up and excited to play the Dallas Cowboys. Way to go, Peter! Before we get out of here, 92 percenters, we wanted to give a quick update on our official New Heights greatest highlight of all time bracket.

That's fucking.

Gold.

Man. That's right. I'm fucking pumped about this one.

If you've been watching the bonus videos that are released every Friday? We've been talking about the greatest highlight of all time bracket for the past few weeks. Now we officially have categories for the highlight clips that we will be competing with. Those categories are, You can't do that anymore. That's right. Pretty self-explanatory. Anything that's now clearly against the rules, but at the time was incredibly awesome.

That might be my.

Favorite category. Yeah, that's going to be the most electric highlights in the bracket. The second category will be Kelsey Clips. That's right. Anything Jason or Travis, which that's probably going to be dominated by Travis highlights, but dipping into the NFL Archives for maybe even clips from Heights High, which I.

Don't know- Good old high school football big.

Good luck getting the VHS tapes where those tapes are for me. You're going to have to.

Get those home videos.

It's.

Going to take a while. It's going to take a few months to get those things.

Third category is going to be fat guys. That's right. All offensive and defensive alignment clips. I'm excited about that.

That's always electric.

Maybe a little Don Tarry Poe touchdown, refrigerator Perry. What do you know about- Some good ones out there. Hey, everybody loves a good thick six now. All righty. And lastly, the fourth category will be big catches. This is where stuff like the David Tyree helmet catch, Odell's one-hander, Julian Edelman's Super Bowl catch.

The electrifying plays.

Ketch has got to have their own realm of highlights because they're the most a leisure. They're some of them. It might be AJ Brown from last week. I don't know. But yeah, those are the categories. So keep submitting your highlights if you want to enter.

The bracket. Now that you do know the categories 92%, this is your chance to submit your favorite clips to be included in the bracket. It has to fall under one of these four categories. Comment on this episode on your YouTube channel, or comment on social media @newheightshow with 1S, with your suggestions and what category they fall in. In our next bonus video, we'll start getting to the bottom of what the greatest highlights of all time really look like, what the greatest of them all is going to be.

Awesome. That does it. That wraps up this episode of New Heights. Make sure you're subscribed on YouTube to The New Heights channel so you know when new episodes are coming out. We don't have a bonus video for you this Friday, unfortunately, since we're both on the by week. We're going to enjoy our by weeks.

We're going to enjoy this shit.

We will be back next week, though, to preview the upcoming family reunion game between Travis, Kelsey and Jason Kelsey, aka The Eagles and Chiefs, that will be played in Arrowhead. Listen to and subscribe where we get to podcast and we'll see you next week.

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Come on. Get accelerated. Let's go. God damn it. Do you think I'm.

About to fall over? Damn it. I got to get a roller chair, man.