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Let's get it on. Welcome back to new Heights, ladies and gentlemen, presented by Wave Sports.

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And you're the one that's to have to bring the energy today. I want to go to a dark room and not have to interact with anybody for three days.

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Welcome back to new heights, presented by way sports and entertainment.

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We need more energy. Come on, you're in the playoffs still. I need more. You're gonna be good cop. I'm bad cop today.

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Good cop, good cop. I'm the good cop.

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I know. That's what I'm saying.

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Hey, I just did my first desktop. Welcome back to new Heights, ladies and gentlemen, presented by Wave sports and entertainment and brought to you by the all new experience smart money debit card. The debit card that builds credit without the debt. That's right. Get you one. We are your host. I'm Travis Kelsey with my big brother, Jason Kelsey out of Cleveland Heights, Ohio. Northeast Ohio's finest right here, baby. New episodes drop to you every Wednesday during the NFL season here on new heights. Subscribe on YouTube and wherever you get your podcast and follow the show on all social media at new heights. Show with one s and check out our official fan club@newhightshow.com. Also with one s. Jason, why don't you talk to the people, bud?

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Yeah, we got another huge episode coming up for you guys. Obviously, we're going to react to the wild card weekend of all the games, including ours. Get to some fan mentions. Nice shout out from the Zach Brown band. Pretty good. I've been doppelganger a little bit, and then we're going to talk about some massive coaching changes that are happening around the league. But first, as always, as always, new news.

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New news coming in. Player all pros. Jason, yet again, the best center in the National Football League. Hey, congratulations. Oh, the NFL Pas came out, which really doesn't mean anything. Then the AP one came out, and Jason is still on top as the best.

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Do you think the AP one means more than the PA one?

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Yeah, the PA one, they just kind of came up with.

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The PA one is voted on by players and coaches. Or is it just players?

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See, this is why it's.

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I think it's just players.

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Who'd you vote for on it?

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So I think on the PA one, you're only allowed. I was allowed to vote for defensive tackles, offensive linemen and linebackers. I think that's what it gave me the opportunity to vote for, if I.

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Remember, that only gave. I was outside backers.

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That's it.

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Outside backers.

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You couldn't do safeties. It's weird.

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Think they leave safeties for the qbs?

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I do like that they limit it to who you're actually playing against, though.

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Yeah. I respect it.

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Or your peers.

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Yeah. I mean, to be honest, both are cool to be on if you're on both, but if you're just on one and it's the one that they just kind of made up like a couple of years ago, it's not as cool. The AP one, I think, is very unbiased guys in the league can, I think, I don't know, go with a popularity contest.

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Well, I think that also you and I both know you get reputations in the league and I think know you think very highly of players that have been around for a long time. I think that's very natural in the.

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Yeah.

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And I think the AP usually is much more subjective to what's happened in that break.

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They break out production stats, games played, all that. Yeah.

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And none of it's know. I think Frank Ragnaw had an incredible year in Detroit. I think really, really highly of Frank. He was the second team All Pro in the AP. I don't know where he was in the NFL PA one. But these awards a lot of times can go to a number of guys and there's a lot of guys that are up for it. So it's never perfect and who gets it. But I do think the AP in general does a good job with theirs because it's so many different media outlets across the country that are kind of voting on it.

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That's what I was trying to say. But congrats again on being first team, dude. Obviously so well deserving, man.

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I appreciate it. All righty. Well, let's talk about some more awards for you. Trav, you're up for a people's choice award.

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Fucking nonsense.

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How about this, dude? Look at the company. The big Yeti is in on the 2024 nominations of the People's Choice award. Look at this list. Cocoa golf. Is that how you pronounce that name? I'm not going to lie.

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I don't know. What did I do to get athlete of the year? I did SNL.

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Ron James. Is this only athletes?

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I'm just now realizing of the year.

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Yeah, that's what this one is. I thought it was the people's Choice award. So there's multiple people's choice awards?

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No, it's the. Yeah, there you go. I didn't know that people's choice awards are like, what would be like an Oscars or an Emmys.

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Yeah, there's multiple. Nice.

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Mm hmm.

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That's why we do this. You learn.

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All right.

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How did. How is Simone Biles on this, but her.

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How am I boyfriend isn't.

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How is.

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Dog Owen? He's so weird. Playing some good ball over there, I guess.

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Yeah, man, this is pretty cool. 92 percenters. Let's get this thing rigged. Let's start voting up the big Yeti for the People's choice award athlete of the year. If you didn't know that there was different segments, we just covered that. Fans can vote once per day from now until January 19 at 11:59 p.m.

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And fans decide who win this. Who wins this.

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Well, that's why it's the people's choice. The people decide.

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It all makes so much sense when you put it like that.

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So, yeah, let's put a link in this. I don't know where the link is, but let's get a link in there and make sure you click that thing and vote for the big Yeti.

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I won an award. Jason gets nominated in sexiest man of the year, first team AP all pro.

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But I'm not the people's sexiest man of the year if it's a democratic process. I'm not getting sexiest man of the year. That's like, one person's opinion that just got it swift.

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Just don't fucking way.

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Trav, that was cold as fuck.

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It looked like it. We're going to get to it. Chiefs 26, Dolphins seven. You talked about it. I think everybody saw it. Dude, it is fun to watch when the elements are that absurd. It's fun to watch. How was it playing in it?

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It was shocking how cold it was. And it wasn't like, because you're by the heaters, you're in the locker room. Then when you go out on the field, it's like the temperature just drops right now and you feel it in your hands, you feel it in your toes, your. Like, everyone saw Reed's stash. Like, I could feel my mustache hardening up. It was shocking how cold it was. And that was probably the first game I had ever caught. Like, even during a drive, if I got taken out for a play, like running over to the heaters to warm up my hands and my feet to try and get feeling back. It was that freaking cold.

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Yeah, we're going to get right to the cold portion. It was the fourth coldest game in NFL history with a negative 27 degree wind chill. The temperature just ambient was negative four. It was incredible. What were guys doing to combat? So were you guys using hand warmers? Feet warmers?

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I know some guys that use some heat warmers on their hands in the pocket.

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Did anyone put them in their shoes? The people put them in.

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Yeah, dude. That's when you don't always. That can backfire.

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In what way? It can burn you.

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I'm not going to say who it was, but one of the guys ended up putting. Double socked it up.

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Double socked.

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Okay. Foot warmer on top and then inside the shoe. And then spatted his shoe.

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Okay.

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So you got pressure kind of pushing down on it. Ended up getting two golf size blisters. Burn top of his feet. It was just like, looking at it, I was like, damn, dude, that had to hurt the entire fucking game. Did you not feel it right?

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I mean, he probably didn't. He couldn't feel his feet.

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Exactly.

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Did anybody do the latex glove underneath the football gloves? I've heard that people have done that before.

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Yeah. And I've actually done that before, and I've never wouldn't do it again. No. Because it kind of slides. The gloves slide around a little bit more.

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I feel like, you know what else I've heard people do? I forget it was somebody that was in Seattle. Cayenne pepper in your socks. Have you ever heard of that? Apparently it heats up your feet. I don't know.

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Sounds like an old wives tale, doesn't it? It does.

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All the defensive players were layering on the Vaseline.

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Yeah. Everybody. Vaseline at that point ain't working. Don't matter.

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Did you sit on the heated benches?

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Yeah, the heaters. The heaters were really the only thing I made sure. I kept them hammies warm, kept them glutes firing.

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Yeah.

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Got to stay loose. Loose as possible.

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When the wind wasn't blowing versus when the wind was blowing. Ridiculous.

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It was so cold. You really didn't even. Didn't even feel notice? No. Yeah, it was just cold at that point. It's just like. Yeah, you're frozen. Yeah, it was almost like. It was so cold, the wind just never touched you. It just slid right past your icy face. It was nuts, man.

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Well, let's get to some images from this for people that maybe didn't watch the game. Let's get to some images to show just how cold it was. Here's a clip of a water bottle that froze in the middle of a game, I think.

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Oh, yeah, beers and I can't open.

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Up TikTok because I don't have TikTok.

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Beers and water bottles were freezing. I've seen a few clips.

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Those mountains were blue.

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Which makes sense. It makes sense. You put a beer in negative four degree weather.

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Yeah, it adds up. Look at Andy's mustache. I think this was the thing that probably got the most. I mean, how did he even get wet enough to turn into a full know he's got a mustache icicle on his lip. He's just chilling.

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I heard my guy, Creed Humphrey, told me a story today. He said coach Reed came over to him after a drive and kind of motivated him to keep doing what we were doing. Yeah. And Creed looks at coach, and he's like, coach, you got something on your mustache. And he says, yeah, I know I do. This isn't a beauty pageant. It's a football game.

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It's the proper way to answer that question.

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Big red. Yeah. Don't you worry about this. That is literally an icicle he has. It's not even, like, off the side. Just, like, a little bit, like, off of the gutter as a kid.

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Yeah. I just don't know how there was enough moisture for the whole thing to become that. That's what is the most confusing.

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Nose was leaking, man.

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Yeah.

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This shit was running.

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We got some nice comparisons. Tell me if you can spot the difference between these ones. We got Andy right here, and then we got. Take a look at this guy. See if you can spot the difference.

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Oh, my gosh. How does that even. That is. No, those are icicles. That's impressive.

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And then, of course, his patented comparison, the big red walrus.

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That's so good. That's actually a pretty clean cut walrus right there. It's impressive. I've seen some worse walrus.

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Is that a real walrus, or is this an AI Roma?

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That's a real one. It's a good looking walrus with the groomer.

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And lastly with the cold weather. I guess I still want to talk about the field. What did the field feel like? Because it looked at certain parts, especially the closer it was to the sideline, that it was just, like, rock hard?

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Yeah. No, it was 100% rock hard. Once you got to the white on the sidelines, both out of the end zone. Both sidelines.

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Concrete.

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Yes, 1000%.

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It looked hard on the edges of the field.

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Yeah, no, it was hard. And the coils, obviously, they made the heaters underneath. Yeah, they did a little segment on the coils, and the new technology we have at Arrowhead, where we've had it at Arrowhead for about, I think, like, five or six years now, where they put the coils underneath the field and kind of heat the field up. Right. Didn't notice them. I can only imagine what that field would have been like without them.

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Well, you probably wouldn't have been able to play. Like, you would have been literally just frozen.

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Yeah, it would have been crazy. There are certain parts of the field where I don't know if it's just the way the wind hits the stadium or whatnot. It was colder, it was icier, but other than mean, you knew that it was going to be hard when you hit the ground.

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So we also saw Pat's helmet take a chunk out of it.

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Absolutely fighting to get in the end zone. Yeah, that was wild. That was ridiculous. I'd never seen that ever in my life. I'm looking at this guy telling me the play, and I'm looking through his helmet, at the skin on his head, and I'm just like, you're not allowed to play with this. You're not.

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They let him do one more play after that. Right?

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I think two, dude. I think he got away with two of them. Yeah.

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Then they whistled in for the next one. And, you know, when that new helmet comes in, it's so awkward. Never fits right. Chin straps always off.

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Think about this. Your helmet, you were talking about last week, how your helmet, like, you kind of put it on the floor mat so it heats up.

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Exactly.

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That was rock hard. Rock hard.

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Didn't.

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Sitting in a bag behind all the heat. Yeah, it was like.

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And he didn't even strap it up because he couldn't get it strapped up. And they did a blitz zero, and he took a shot. I was like, that helmet is popping off. There's no way that's still on his head.

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Gosh, I got to love it, man. Patty Mahomes, man. Warrior. Fucking warrior.

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Well, the Chiefs offense and Patrick Mahomes showed up. The offense totaled 408 total yards in the game. Rookie Rashid Rice had another breakout performance in his rookie playoff debut. She finished the night with eight receptions for 130 yards and a touchdown. Pat was asked about Rashid's big night. Some of these guys hit that rookie wall, and it seems like he just kind of pushed right through it, and he's just continued to get better and better, and he's such a great player. Yeah. What do you think has allowed him? I feel like he has been utilized more later. I feel like earlier in the season, he was kind of still figuring it out. Right. And maybe that's why that rookie wall hasn't really hit in. It seems like he's in full force right now. What do you think?

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He's playing with a lot of confidence, man, and making some huge plays for us early on. You just want to see a guy make strides and have confidence in playing fast, so you don't want to throw too much at him. I remember as a rookie, it was like, I was learning a new language. Right? It was a whole new. And then on top of that, I had to feel confident with what I was seeing in the defense across me. So it's just, you get a lot of stuff thrown at you, and that's where that rookie walk can really hit you.

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No doubt.

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It just seems like chaos for the first ten weeks of the season, I think coach Reed and coach Nagy and the offensive staff have done a great job of just kind of, like, slowly building on the things we have in the offense for him. And on top of that, he's done a great job of just understanding what the guys are teaching, how coach likes things ran, how Pat feels comfortable with things being run. And he's turning into his own right now, man. It's fun to see him. It's fun to play with him when he's doing all this shit, man.

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Well, he's certainly coming in his own. It's been awesome for your guys offense. You guys really needed that one extra guy on the outside to really open things up. And, boy, has Rashid really stepped up. Big Yeti finished the game with seven receptions for 71 yards. Big day for the big Yeti. Isaiah Pacheco, 89 yards in the rushing touchdown.

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Pop.

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And Pat, of course, had a record night as well, 262 yards a touchdown. And with his two big runs for 28 yards and 13 yards each, Pat made Chiefs history. He officially passed running back Marcus Allen for the most career postseason rushing yards in franchise history.

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That's crazy.

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That's nuts.

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That's nuts. I would have thought Damien Williams had it, but I guess I think we only had him for two playoff runs, so that kind of makes sense. But damn. Patty Mahomes out here wheeling a deal, getting loose in the postseason, breaking helmets, just trucking. Yeah, dude, lower the a. It's like a weapon of war. You know what mean? Like, that's like an antique at this is. You'll remember that helmet forever. He's got to get that thing, like, dipped in gold.

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Yeah, it's a collector's item. That thing's worth almost as much as your rookie card is.

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That fucking rookie card. And whoever the fuck put that as my rookie card. Fuck you, respectively. I don't know you like that. All right. Sorry.

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And lastly, to round out this complete offensive performance, kicker Harrison Bucker had himself another big game. He was perfect. Four for four on field goals and set a franchise record for most field goals made in a single postseason game.

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Harry. Georgia technical institution.

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Is that where he went?

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Yeah.

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Nice.

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George Harrison, what a he just. He absolutely pounds the freaking ball through the uprights, man. I love it. He butt kicks it. I think he had a few bruises from this past game.

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A few what?

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Kicking the ball. Kicking the ball off and those field goals from it being so fucking cold.

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Ball being so. Oh, wow.

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Definitely, definitely got to be a little sore for sure.

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Well, the offense wasn't the only thing that showed up. The defense has showed up all year and it showed up in the first postseason game. Stone cold defense. The KC defense came to play holding Dolphins to just seven points and 76 yards rushing the entire game. They also had two sacks and interception. The Dolphins were scoreless on ten of eleven drives, one of the most explosive offenses in the NFL, which just goes to show how great this Kansas City defense is. I mean, these guys almost broke the NFL record at one point this year for most of points in a single game. Back earlier. I forget who they were playing. Was it the Broncos? I think they were playing the Broncos.

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Yeah, it was the Broncos, but not on the Chiefs.

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D didn't allow a single run over ten yards. Miami also converted only one of twelve of the third down situations. After the game, Chris Jones was interviewed by NFL Network and found out during the interview he only was credited for half a sack alongside George Carloftus.

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And he was a little know what sack this was.

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Oh my God. I'm so sick of them doing that. I'm going to tell you right now, this is the third time that they gave this guy half of my sack. Stop it. I was there. I had him wrapped up. It's my sack. I would go ahead and listen to Chris Jones, who's ever recording those stats, unless you want a pissed off large human being that is really good at sacking people.

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My dog George Carloftus is out here getting after the QB too, though. I think he had one and a half sacks. I think they gave him a half a sack, but he had one of his own as well, so he actually.

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At least had one.

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George. George for sure. George for sure. He had one and a half because they.

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Well, he had one. You don't want Chris mad at you.

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I'm just saying. What?

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Chris mad at the show. He's friend of the show.

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That's a good point.

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LeBron's stat of the game. Patrick Mahomes is tied with Tom Brady for the most quarterback playoff wins before turning 30 ever with twelve. One more. No, hold that record. Ellie is losing her mind up there. Ellie, are you okay?

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Hopefully she's all right.

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Yeah. I mean, this is standard.

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She's a trooper Wyatt probably took one.

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Of her toys or something. Ellie.

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Thief.

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Ellie. She's moved on.

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That's a lot more wings for you and your buddies two days a week, Trav, are you more into the traditional wings or boneless?

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You know, I'm a traditional wing. Really? I'm not even a flat guy, though. I like to join.

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Yeah. If we're being honest, we've been over this before. There's no such thing as a boneless wing. It's false advertising, but I'll allow it because buffalo Wild Wings is phenomenal.

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It'S how the season ended, we just frustrating, especially offensively, just really stalled out at the end of the year. A lot of blitz, zero, a lot of pressure, and we just couldn't really execute. So it's frustrating. Really frustrating. I love everybody in that building, all the teammates, all those coaches so much. And you put a lot of hard work in. You really do. And when it doesn't pan out and it's a heck of a collapse. We started out ten and one and finish losing six of our last seven games.

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That's tough, man.

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Yeah, man. It's a rough way to finish her out this year.

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Yeah, I think it's pretty easy to underestimate how hard it is to sustain success in the National Football League, man. For sure, things happen with injuries, whatever it may be. Coaching changes, guys in and out, not everybody being available every single week. You're always trying to grow. It's a lot easier said than done, man. I'll tell you what, man, you guys got a lot of people that are a lot of guys on that team that everybody loves, and it was just tough to watch you guys go down like that last night.

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Well, listen, you got to give credit to the Bucks. Tod Bowles. He's one of the best defensive coordinators, defensive play callers in the league, and he was on his game. I mean, they were dialing him up from all over the place. Clearly, they were trying to take away the run game. They were playing six man fronts, basically goal line defenses and really overstacking everything, making it difficult and just couldn't execute against it. And I think it's a frustrating feeling in a game when you feel like you just can't get it going. You're trying to, you're doing everything you can and just feels like nothing's really working. So one of those days.

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I hear you, brother. Definitely been there before, man. Lane is in quotes, saying pretty heart wrenching quote after the game. It's very embarrassing when you go from ten one to losing the last six to seven or whatever we did, we've done all the press conferences, we've done all the explaining, tried to get it corrected. There's probably going to be some changes.

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It's frustrating whether the league works. Expectations were a lot more than what ended up happening. The bottom line is nobody was good enough this year down the stretch. I wasn't players weren't, coaches weren't. It's a collective. Whenever there's that big of a let down, it's more than just any one person or one thing. So it's frustrating, say the least.

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Devante mentioned that in his post game interview, that first third and two, it was just a communication issue here and there. And honestly, in big time games, when you have little stuff like this happen and it can be huge plays for you and just daggering things and just not give you the momentum you need to even get back out there and get it. He's in quotes saying it was two different signals that Jalen checked to him and Dallas got it and we saw one and didn't see the other. And it's little stuff like that, man, that you try and harp on all week to overemphasize communication and do the things like that so you avoid this situation in the game. But obviously being on the road and being in the heat of the game, man, sometimes things like this happen. It just sucks that it happened on a big game.

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Yeah. I mean, that was one know there are a lot of other issues.

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Emotional ending. Dude. I think everybody in the football world felt this one, man. Clearly a lot of motion at the end of this game for you guys. But I can attest for it because I was feeling it. I know Kylie, mom, dad, everybody that was at the game was feeling it. And I know all the friends and family that I got texts from that wanted me to tell you they reached out. They were all feeling it, man. And it kind of started when you went up to stout. Yeah. And gave him a big old hug.

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Feel like stout. And I have been hugging it out at the end of every season for the past three years now, but guy means a lot to me, and we've been through a lot of battles together, and there's no chance I'd be where I'm at without just Stoutland. And he's really allowed me to flourish with my strengths and to a certain extent, mask my weaknesses for a long portion of my career, which has allowed me to play and execute at a high level. And he's taught me so much about the game, so much about life. The guy's passion is unbelievable. So whenever I realize that it could be potentially one of the last times I get to do that with him, I really want to make sure that he knows how much I appreciate him.

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Yeah.

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Didn't want to get emotional, but what can you do?

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You can't help it, man. You can't help it, man. Are you kidding me? You're a Kelsey. Any final thoughts on this thing?

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Yeah, I don't know. We got exit interviews tomorrow, I guess. Maybe we'll talk about that here in a little bit about what the NFL is like once your season is over. But I don't know what next year is going to look like with the team and coaches players. Obviously, like Lane said, there's going to be some changes for, you know, I just want to make sure everybody knows how much I love and respect and appreciate the effort and energy that they put into the year. I know the outcome, Philadelphia was not acceptable, but I love each and every person in that room, and I'll always believe in them. Maybe I just feel like that's. I don't know. I'll always go to battle with each and every one of you.

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So it makes you a great leader, man. In the post game, a couple of guys did answer the question about their future. Brandon Graham was asked if he would be back next year. If the Eagles will have me back, next year will be my farewell tour. Lane Johnson also said he'd be back next year. Lane I think I have a few good years left.

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I didn't announce what I was doing on purpose despite, I guess, what's been leaked to the media. Yeah, but I think there's a lot of people can kind of feel body language and stuff. I just don't think you're in a position after a game like that to really make that decision. I just don't. There's too much emotion in the moment. There's too much going down in the moment to really fully grasp that decision. I'm not trying to be dramatic and continue to draw this thing out. I'm really not. Yeah, it's just something that I think when it's time to officially announce what's happening in the future, it'll be done in a way that's definitive and pays respect to a lot of people and individuals that have meant a lot to me and what has led to the career I've had. And I don't think that it would be respectful or even accurate to be able to do that right after a game like that.

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Yeah.

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Frustrated, I guess, at kind of everything that's happening. But in the future there'll be something said, I guess. But I did address the team and pretty much said the same thing that I just said to you, which is I got belief in every single one of you guys. Cherish the moment you have in this league.

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Yeah.

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I think it's kind of the way it went down. And a lot of guys like, if that is your last game, I feel sorry for you. And I'm like, don't feel sorry for me, motherfuckers. I had a fucking, you know.

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Hell yeah, brother. Hell yeah, man.

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Well, either way. Yeah, I just think I truly appreciated everybody in that room and go to war with them any day of the week and enjoy the time you got. But, yeah, I think there was a lot of emotion in the room for sure. So I don't know what the future holds for anybody in that building right now. We're about to get into, I guess, what happens down the stretch. But we got exit interviews tomorrow. I guess I'll just start explaining it, right.

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Yeah. And we'll all be at the edge of our fucking seat waiting on what decision you end up making, big guy. I promise you that. But, yeah, why don't you tell everybody in football terms what exactly happens?

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So tomorrow we'll have our exit interviews. The season's over. You'll have meetings with your first nickel, address the team, and there'll be a team meeting. And the coaches will talk, and you'll talk to each of your position coaches. You'll do your exit physicals. Make sure that you're cleared, or if you're not cleared, what is still hurt. Talk to the strength coaches. You'll turn your iPads into the video department.

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IPads, playbooks, whichever one you're using.

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All that stuff. Is there anything else I'm missing?

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No, that's pretty much how it goes.

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Some guys that know they're not coming back will clean lockers out. You'll see people start to pack some things up. Sometimes a general manager will want to talk with specific guys that either have contracts up or just want to gage their thoughts on the season. So, yeah, a lot of that's going to take place tomorrow, and it'll be another probably emotional day. So, yeah, we'll see what unfolds tomorrow.

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Yeah, I hear you, man. And every single player in the National Football League has been through those, if you're lucky enough to get to them, to be honest.

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Let's talk some other NFL storylines, maybe some happier ones, maybe.

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All right. Yeah, let's do that. Let's get in some player insights around the NFL storyline.

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Let's pick this energy up.

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I'm with you.

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Let's get some thoughts on the other wild card weekend game, starting with the Browns and Texans game in Houston. I'm not going to lie, man. I expected the Browns to win this game. I thought that they entered the postseason with a lot of energy. Joe Flacco was slanging. It felt like the Texans kind of snuck in there a little bit, but.

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They got good energy, man.

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This was one.

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Miko's got them, boys.

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Holy cow.

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Tamiko's got.

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This wasn't even close. The Browns started out with a couple of good drives early, but the Texans, I mean, it was just, like, relentless. And then they had the two pick sixes. One of them was a pick six, or were they both pick sixes?

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I think one of them was. I don't remember them both being all right.

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One was. One was just a pick in their own zone, right?

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Oh, no. They were two back to back pick sixes.

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It was.

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Yeah. They were literally back to back touch.

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That's what I thought. Yeah. CJ Stroud. How about we just talking about Rashid Rice in the rookie wall? Oh, my gosh.

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Slinging it, man.

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Heck of a rookie year. 274 yards and three touchdowns. He's the youngest starting quarterback to win a playoff game since 1950. It's crazy. I didn't even know they're keeping that kind of stat back then.

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Exactly. Fuck. Now I want to. Want to know who it is.

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That's a good question.

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Is it Bart Starr who played in the 50s? Fucking Roger Starback. I will say this, man, he is playing fast football. Like, he is making decisions very.

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Second. But the thing that's so impressive with CJ, he's not just hitting, like, wide open receivers.

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No, these are like, I'm not trying to knock.

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Jordan Love was very good.

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He's been slinging.

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He was fantastic. Dude. He's throwing balls over the middle, like, into tight windows. He's making great decisions. It's been really impressive watching CJ stroud. And I guess when you're playing, you don't get to watch all these games. This is really the first game I've really got to sat and watch the entire thing with CJ. It was really impressive the way he went about his mean. It was. It was a really impressive win by the Houston Texans. But I'm sad. I really am. We're brownies at heart because we're from Cleveland.

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We are. We can't help ourselves.

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And I'm a Joe Flaccoe at heart because, my man, it was like a Cinderella story there for a little bit with the old vet, but it was a good run while it lasted.

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Yeah, it was fun while it lasted.

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I don't think anybody anticipated, if you rewind the tape, to when they signed Joe Flacco out of retirement, which I guess he wasn't retired, but out of free agency, six weeks left, or whenever that happened, I don't think anybody anticipated the Browns being in this position with the expectation to go into Houston and win that game, and it just seemed like everything was trending the right direction.

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If I know Cleveland, Cleveland's given them a standing ovation for giving them something they didn't necessarily see coming for sure.

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Well, I would think. And then the other impressive performance from the, you know, I think, uh, rightfully got talked about was the Tunzel Miles Garrett matchup. Because Miles has just wreaked havoc on everybody.

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This is what he does.

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Laramie Tunzel, by and large, I would say a very mean people know who he is, I think, but only people really realize how great of a pass blocker he is. I feel like when you talk about the best tackles in the game, the other, like Johnson, Trent Williams, Sewell up in Detroit is getting his flowers now. Darisaw in Minnesota. I think people kind of caught onto his rookie year for some reason. Laramie isn't a name that I see thrown out there as much. Maybe that's because the Texans just haven't been very good since when he's been there, I guess, if that's fair to say. But, dude, this guy's been lights out for a number of years as a pass blocker, and it was on. I mean, he was doing his thing out there. And it was not only on Garrett, but he had the big block on the screen early in the game. They had like a fake throwback screen to the wide receiver, and he was out front. Made the key block for that. He really had an outstanding day. It looked like.

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No, that was a huge matchup. Obviously, Garrett, he's the game wrecker, so if you slow him down, you don't give him a chance to wreck it. I mean, you put your team in the best fucking position to win. Yeah, let's get into some cowboys. Packers, man. How about the Dallas Cowboys? Fuck. Actually, no, let me rephrase that. How about the Green Bay packers, man? Green Bay packers. Going into a hostile environment and looking like they knew they were going to go in there and just put up a 40 ball on them, man.

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Took the ball, they won the toss and chose to receive. You don't see that very often anymore. Pretty much everybody now defers. So they wanted to get out to a fast start, and boy, did they.

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That's crazy, man.

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Yeah, it was OD watching because, listen, I know Eagles and Cowboys have a lot of feud between them, but I got a lot of respect for a lot of guys on that team and the way they play. Their D line is very good. Dan Quinn is a phenomenal coordinator. But, man, the packers were just. It felt like anything they did was just wide.

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It was weird guys running. This is what I mean, listen, ten yards close.

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Even Jordan love played great, but these dudes are wide. It was insane how open everybody was. And they talked about before the game about, I guess there's no tells from this Green Bay offense of what Matt LaFleur is doing between the play actions and the runs. And everything is married up. I guess that, well, you saw a couple of them were just busted. Where there's one in particular where Gilmore was a man and it just so happened right when he looked back, I don't think it was the tight end. I forget who it was, but they broke back out the same way. They were just.

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I think it was Dobbs. I think it was Dobbs.

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Dobbs. Yeah, that's right.

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87. All right.

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It's like, just like perfect timing. It was just one of those games where I feel like everything they called.

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Everything they did worked to perfection. Offense and defense, everything.

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Well, the defense played really well in the first half. Dak and them started getting it going a little bit towards the end of the half and in the second half, but there was no way they were catching up to them at that point. It was already, I think, a three score game once they started getting some momentum. But yeah, it very dominant performance by the Green Bay packers in the hardest stadium to get a win in over the past two years. I mean, Dallas didn't lose a single game at home in jerry world this year. And you could see the shock. I mean, throughout, permeate throughout the entire stadium, not just the fans.

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You can see who can feel the shock in the world. Dude, everybody was like, I don't think.

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Anybody anticipated that game that way.

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It was the first time a 7th seed has once, since the playoffs, expanded to 14.

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Seven teams.

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Yeah. Okay, well, that's a LeBron stat. This was also the Cowboys first loss at home all season. I think I saw a stat saying that Green Bay has more wins in Dallas over the past like 20 years or something like that in the playoffs.

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Because Aaron Rogers was beating Tony Romo. I mean, that sounds right.

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It was something like that. I bet that's true, which is crazy. But the Cowboys only have four playoff wins. That's right. Only four playoff wins since 1996. The team is taking a lot of criticism right now after this performance and high expectation for this season. Yeah. Which fans are always right to be frustrated, especially in a situation like this.

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Not a good ending for the NFC East. I mean, both us and the Cowboys getting blown out in our playoff. Know, I think everybody thought highly of the NFC's coming to the season with the way it unfolded last year. Cowboys are trending, right? The Giants are trending, and it just didn't unfold that.

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Yeah.

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So it'll be interesting to see what happens down there in Dallas.

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The old Jerry Jones in quotes, saying, I'm floored. Yeah.

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You could tell there was a lot of shock on his face in the middle of the game. I think everybody saw mean.

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It was just like, it was like everything that was happening, it was just like another one. Damn, he's wide ass open. I thought, like, in my head, I saw how many yards and how many times guys were wide open. In my head, I'm just like, Jordan loves like 30 for 35 right now with like four tubs. He only had 16 completions.

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They ran.

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They were just so wide open that it felt like they were throwing it all game long.

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And this is what, listen, when you run the ball that effectively, dude, it just opens up so much more, especially in that back there style of offense, because Lafleur comes from the Shanahan tree. All of that stuff. If you can't stop the run, it's just inevitable that all that other stuff is going to be, you know, Aaron Jones was going off, know, with every successful carry that he had. It just was putting more and more pressure on those guys to get downhill and stop their run, which is opening up more and more space behind the linebackers. And it was an impressive game for the packers to say yes.

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LaFleur is actually headed to Shanahan next week. Play the San Francisco 49 ers.

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San Fran with the buy. I mean, as well as Green Bay played, and you always root for the underdog. Seven seed. San Fran is so good this year.

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I'll have my popcorn ready.

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Oh, yeah. No doubt. And then on Sunday night, we got to watch the first playoff victory in 32 years. The city of Detroit. That's right.

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Fucking electric. The Lions, they had eminem up in the lion going crazy. The humble, they're just knee biting out of here, man. Find a way. Just clawing away.

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Blue collar, auto working Lions beat the Los Angeles Rams 24 to 23 at home at Ford Field.

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Good for them, man. Jared Goff, that was an electric.

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Honestly, this was the only good game of wild guard weekend, if we're being honest. It was the only one that was remotely close. It was down to the wire. I didn't know who was going to pull it out, but the Lions get it done, baby.

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The lines.

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Jared Goff looked impressive, of course, and probably felt good. Probably felt really good. And I thought he handled it with the up class, but you could see it in his face, how happy he was to get that victory. Lions head coach Dan Campbell gave a speech to the team after the game, and he finished it with a hardy. Very hardy. You're good enough for Detroit, Jared. Golf.

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That's pretty good.

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I mean, is there a more inspirational guy in this?

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Listen, I'm trying to find. I mean, the camera's been on him, so he's been in quotes for a lot of good shit. You don't get access to everybody's team meetings like that. You don't get access to, but it's all the time. You're right. It's even in interviews, like, post game.

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Pregame interviews, just infuses belief.

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And you got to love that, man. He's a motivating son of a buck, man.

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Whatever. I feel like however much coffee he is drinking, it is working. He is revving them dudes up.

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You think he's a coffee? I think he's more of, like a pre workout guy. No, instead of pre.

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He said in that first press conference, he's, like, drinking one of those before. Whatever. He's a coffee.

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Caffeine fiend.

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Oh, yeah, caffeine fiend. I like that.

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I'm in on that, too. Natural caffeine.

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His order, two venti coffees from Starbucks with two espresso shots in each. You know what we call that? The espresso shot in the coffee? We call that diesel.

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The diesel fuel. Nice.

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Diesel fuel. More than 1100 milligrams of caffeine.

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America is trying to get rid of the diesel fuel. Not up in my house. I'm about to say I'm on St. Brown. Yeah. Led the Lions receivers with seven receptions of 110 yards. Man, he's playing his tail off right.

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Now, too, and he had the big catch at the end of the game. Everything on the line. They decided to throw it in a two minute situation to close it out. I think it was still, like, second down, too, if I'm not mistaken.

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They wanted to catch him thinking run. It's actually not a bad play, man. Not a bad play.

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I mean, it worked great.

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Yeah, absolutely. Electric game up there in Detroit. Kind of mentioned it before. I had Eminem on the jumbotron singing lose yourself. Yeah, fire me up.

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Brings you back to the first CD you ever owned.

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The Eminem show, baby. The intro to the albums, the curtains.

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Well, you know what happened to that CD, though. Do you remember this?

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I don't.

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You bought that CD and Dad got into the car after you had bought that CD and he took it out and threw it out the window. I can't believe you don't remember this. One of the funniest things I ever saw happen.

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Fuck you, dad.

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You started hearing some of the words and everything.

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Hi kids.

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You want to watch me? And he threw it right out the window. I remember that like it was yesterday. He was not a fan of some good loady.

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Woody. Must be gone off that water bottle. Oh, man, that's pretty good shit right there. Shout out to Eminem. Congratulations, Detroit and the Eminem show, man. The greatest albums of all time.

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Some shady.

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Will he please stand up. Yeah. The Bills beat the Steelers 30 117 on Monday Night Football. Josh Allen had a big old game through for 203 and three tuddies and rushed for another 74 yards in a touchdown. Playing Josh Allen football, man, just out there flying around, no turnovers. I mean, it's going to be a big challenge for us next week, man. But the big story of this game was the chaos leading up to the game due to all the snow in Buffalo over the weekend. The game first getting postponed from Saturday, I'm sorry. From a Sunday afternoon to a Monday afternoon. And then there was also a travel ban put into effect from Saturday to Monday morning. How do you feel about the game being postponed?

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Dude, it shouldn't have been. I'm against postponements. Got to play the ball as it lies. I had to hit it off of Frankenstein's fat foot over there.

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Such a banger.

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The game must go on. The show must go on.

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You're right.

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Whoever gets to the stadium. Listen, you don't got to drive to the stadium. Walk. Whoever can get eleven players to the field wins.

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Damn, that's some nanny governor of New York.

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Felt differently, so it was postponed. Dude, is there anything more electric than inclement weather? Everybody wants to go to domes. I heard multiple people say they want to go to domes.

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Dude, it is so no takes away from the game.

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That's football, bro.

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It builds the drama in like that.

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You got fans shoveling snow off of seats just so they can sit down. I mean, this was. It invigorated an entire community to make sure they could watch some football together. I mean, this is incredible.

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This is good stuff, man. Shout out to the Bills mafia, man.

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Dude, Bills mafia.

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Proving yet again. Proving yet again. They're one of the coolest fucking fan bases out there, man. Jumping tables, shoveling seats. They're doing it all.

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One guy was doing a slide. Yeah, we'll get to that in a second.

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Yeah. Back to the game. Back to the game.

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Yeah. Sorry.

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Well, the game was the game, I guess.

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The game was the game.

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So back to before the game, Bills also put out several calls to action, trying to get locals to come out and shovel snow at the stadium for $20 an hour, including an overnight shift on Sunday to make sure they were ready for Monday evening.

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Overnight shift? Is that double pay?

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No, still 20 an hour.

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It's not bad for shoving snow.

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Did we ever. We never went up and down. We never went up and down the street, though.

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Yeah, we didn't go like that far. But we asked a couple of neighbors.

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I remember getting a few, I guess a few sidewalks. Yeah. But, dude, I always thought it was reckless that dad.

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Dad used to make us shovel the neighbor's sidewalk. If we were out there shoveling them and they hadn't done it yet, he would just be like, no, you're going to knock that one out.

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And then Mrs. Johnson would just go and redo it herself because we would do it like most. Like, this is not safe to even walk. Shout out to our neighbor, this is.

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Actually more dangerous than if you would have just left the snow there. Now it's slick as Ice.

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Mrs. J, you're the best. Thank you for teaching us that our shoveling wasn't good. Learned. I learned from that. Yeah, but I thought it was the funniest thing ever. We get out of the house and dad gets a snowblower.

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Yeah, well, he's not shoveling snow.

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He's got bad back, of course, but he was out there and he would always blow the snow on other people. It's never going on our lawn.

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Snowblower 101 right there. Everybody knows that. First rule of snowblowing, you got to get there right when the snow hits. You can't wait for it to cake down. Second rule of snowblowing, you blow the snow in the other person's jar. That's how it works. Everybody knows the rules of snowblowing.

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Got to love papa kelps, baby. Yeah, it's pretty electric, man. Who knows? Might need another night shift. Coming up this weekend in Buffalo. Oh. If this happened in Cleveland when we were growing up, do you think we would have gone down there?

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Yeah, I think so. I mean, we never went down to the stadium.

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We never saw a game one time we went down. No, I saw you play a preseason game there. That was the only time I ever went there for an actual football game. We went down there for the Drew Carey show. For the Drew Carey show.

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The Drew Carey show needed some extras.

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They needed some extras, and we showed up.

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So I guess we probably would have showed up. They didn't even pay us $20 to be extras in the Drew Carey show.

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We definitely would have showed up. Are you kidding me? Yeah. We were out there for free in the middle of July, just sitting in the stand with no concessions open, just standing there while they're trying to get Drew Carey and the cast to go up and down the steps for, like, a one.

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Yeah.

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Yeah. We would have definitely been down there. Why? Because this is one of the coolest bonding experiences you can have with your friends.

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It looks fun. I'm not doing anything next weekend. I might show up to go shovel some snow. It sounds like a good idea. I could bring the flamethrower cam jurgens got. You going to come to flamethrowing the seats. These guys are trying to shovel snow. Let's get some flame in there.

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Melt, dude. All right. Chill out. All right? Don't get Bill's mafia too fired up, all right? Don't get him too fired up, all right? I still got to go in there and win a football game. Let's talk about something that's been a game changer for Jason. Our next partner, ag one.

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I got some big news. 92 percenters. Jason, can you guess what it is?

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What's that?

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Take one guess.

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I'm starring in a new commercial, experian commercial. It's an ad running where I actually was on the field with a bunch of CFL guys talking to little Zach Hilaris in between takes. But you got to check it out. I'm like floating all while I'm holding the car. It's pretty sweet. That's dope if you're into that kind of stuff. And 92 percenters the Experience smart money debit card and digital checking account really is amazing because it could help you build credit without adding the debt.

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See terms@experian.com Slash legal let's talk some coaching chaos, man. Since the season's been over, it's been absolutely nuts.

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It has been. It's been a wild end of the season, man. A lot of legendary coaches are changing. Apart from all the playoff storylines, eight total teams have now let their head coaches go. 25% of the league has fired their head coaches.

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Shit.

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First up, the most surprising one probably is Pete Carroll. I don't think anybody anticipated that one.

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Yeah, didn't see that one.

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I don't even know if they're parting ways. Has that even been said? Because I thought there was some stipulations that they were going to try and retain him in some capacity, but then Pete came out and said that he wanted to keep coaching.

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I mean, he's loved up there.

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I don't really know what's happening. Jody Allen released a statement announcing that Carroll wasn't fired, but his role is evolving from head coach to advisor. That's a very nice way of saying that, Jody. Pete Carroll said, I competed pretty hard to be the coach. Just so you know, he wanted everybody to know that he wanted to remain the coach. Yeah, I realize I'm about as old as you can get in this business.

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Hey, don't do that to yourself, Pete.

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It doesn't come off that way, Pete, just so you know, it does not.

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Come off that, not by any means. The energy you bring, I ain't seeing it.

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It'll be interesting to see what happens. I don't know, is he applying for other coaching opportunities or is he taking this evolution into advisor as the job he wants? Because I'm assuming if he wanted to be head coach, there'd be other opportunities with how much success he's had each and every year up there in Seattle and really his whole career.

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Yeah, and to give you 92 percenters a glimpse at that, Pete Carroll is the winningest head coach in Seahawks history. With a Super bowl to prove his dominance, the Titans decided to fire head coach Mike Vrabel. Vrabel was the head coach of the Tennessee Titans for six seasons. He led the Titans to four consecutive winning seasons when he arrived in 2018, but finished the last two seasons multiple games under 500, unfortunately. Vrabel. Mike Vrabel Northeast Ohio guy, Ohio State aluma right now. Vrabel was named the NFL's coach of the year February of 2022. Titans owner Amy Adams Strunk was asked about the possibility of trading bravel. Yes, we thought about it. At the end of the day, with the league rules the way they are, it would have maybe put us back three weeks and to get the right head coach. I was just not willing to go back of the line and take a chance of missing out on someone we really wanted.

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I think that makes sense. I understand a lot of people saying that they certainly probably could have traded variable. It's surprising that they fired him at all, to be honest with you.

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Definitely wasn't expecting that, especially with his success and how much he's loved by his players.

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Everywhere. And I know the last two seasons haven't gone very well, but I think there's some other issues going on there that I think might not be at the feet of Vrabel brabel. So either way, I do agree with this assessment. I do think, I know a lot of people are saying you should have traded them, get some value for the coach. But the reality is you only have so much time to get into this hiring process. And I think it's more important to hire the best candidate that you like than it is to get value for the old ball. Coach Mike Braves but certainly surprised. This one was maybe more surprising than even pink era. I know we said that one was the most surprising. This one was right up there with it and it came out of nowhere. There was a lot of, I didn't really hear any inkling of this permeating in the media in the days before it. So very surprising to see Varable out in Tennessee.

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Yeah.

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And more major coaching news. The Patriots and Bill Belichick have decided to part ways after 24 seasons and six Super bowl victories together. This news is a little bit old now, but we didn't really get a chance to touch on it last week. We already talked about this, about how much we think of Bill Belichick and the legacy and the unbelievable coach that he is. It's hard to believe that he is not the head coach of the New England Patriots anymore by choice, like not by retirement. Right. I think everybody just kind of just anticipated that being the way it was going to go is he was going to do it until he couldn't anymore and that was going to be that on his terms.

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Yeah.

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Clearly he's still trying to coach, and there was a parting of ways there. In New England. The Falcons appear to be one of the teams as Belichick just completed an interview with Atlanta over the weekend. I mean, what are you even interviewing? Yeah, that'd be so weird to maybe.

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Just to get an understanding with Bill Belichick.

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So what are you going to do? Show us your expertise. How do we know you know what you're doing?

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Like, you have to feel like you're almost the one being interviewed when you're interviewing Bill Belichick.

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I feel like if you're Bill, you're just listening to these questions or you're.

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Just like, yeah, all right, Bill, I.

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Know more than everybody in this room combined.

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Tell me what you learned at your last job. What are questions?

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Do you have any references?

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Do you have any we who can we call on your behalf?

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The Patriots have since announced that they've hired Gerard Mayo. Yes, Travis, in honor of your favorite food item, Gerard Mayo is the next head coach of the New England Patriots or the current head coach of the New England Patriots.

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Dude, he's one year older than you.

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I know. I've heard nothing but great stuff about Gerard.

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That's why he got hired immediately. I think it was kind of in his contract saying he was going to be the next ball coach.

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There's been a lot of stuff coming out of New England about what, I guess, Gerard Mayo has meant to that organization. So I don't think this is that surprising. I think I've heard from a lot of people how smart and how great of a coach he has been in his role. And, yeah, I think within the stuff that was in their contract, it seems like New England was ready to go in this direction whenever Bill was being let go.

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Yeah.

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And there was an expected outpouring of appreciation for the old ball coach, Bill Belichick, after the news dropped, including a message from Tom Brady on Instagram. I'm incredibly grateful to have played with the best coach in the history of the NFL. We accomplished some amazing things over a long period of time, many of which will be hard to replicate. He set the tone for the organization to never falter in the face of adversity and to do what we could do and what was in our control, which was to go out and do our job. I could never have been the player I was without you, coach Belichick.

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Love to see it, man, especially from Tom.

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I think there's been a lot of noise around Tom Brady, Bill Belichick, Robert Kraft, who's meant more to the organization. And I just hate when it gets to that because it's always all of them. And to have Tom come out here and to admit that he would have never become the player he was without Bill Belichick, I think, is the right thing to do and the honest thing to say. Belichick and Patriots owner Robert Kraft held a press conference after the news broke and Bill opened with a classic one liner.

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I mean, this is classic.

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I can't do the Belichick impersonation. Can you do the Belichick impersonation?

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There's only one person that can do the Belichick.

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Only Jules.

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Only Julian Edelman, only Maverick, man.

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Good morning. I haven't seen this many cameras since we signed Tebow.

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Classic. Also in quotes, saying, I'll always be a patriot. I look forward to coming back here, but at this time I'm looking forward to move on and excited for the future.

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So are we.

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Bill, shout out to big Bill, man. We'll be interested to see you make your decision, dude. Yeah. Fan mentions of the week. All right, let's move on to some fan mentions. Our first fan mention comes from Zach Brown band. All right. One of our favorites, man, who shared a clip of us singing along to their song toes on last week's episode sounding good, brothers. Who wants to hear the Kels boys sing harmony on the next? How did I miss this?

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Little do they know that we don't know how to harmonize. We've already tried this multiple times trying.

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To do this with the state farm.

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We got to figure this out.

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Two years now.

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Maybe we can get on this because that would be a complete honor to.

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Do anything with those guys. Get to learn how to harmonize. I'd be fucking everywhere we go. We'd have to at least hit one.

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You had it. You had it and then you shifted. Let's do it again. You had it. You were with it, and then you went up and then you lost it again.

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God damn it.

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It was good. That was solid. We can do it.

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Maybe one day I'll be good enough to harmonize.

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Jason Kelsey, appreciate the shout out, Zach Brown.

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Yeah. Hopefully we can catch you guys in concert soon.

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On last week's episode, we talked about how I couldn't find any smells like Jason Kelsey candles and the smells like Travis candle fan mentioned. But the 92 percenters have now fixed that. As if I wanted candles to smell like me, which I don't. I'm very anti candles.

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It already looks like it's just like a candle of, like, mayonnaise.

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I mean, the color of paper.

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It just looks like.

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That's a Jason Kelsey candle right there.

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Yeah. You just leak mayonnaise going out of your pores.

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That does look like a jar of mayonnaise. Some very organic mayonnaise, know. Yeah, exactly. At Steelers, Jess on Twitter tweeted at us up that search game Jason Kelsey, and she attached the etsy link to the brand new smells like Jason Kelsey candle. The candle says it smells like a spicy combination of baby poop, wet flip flops, old spice, and dial soap. Man.

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That'S a crazy concoction.

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Yeah. I don't know who wants to light that on fire.

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Someone's listening to the show. At least somebody is.

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Don't buy these, guys. Please do not buy these.

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A few other suggestions for what Jason candle smells like.

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Are you pro candle? Are you pro candle? I'm anti candle.

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You're anti candle.

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I'm anti candle scented candles. I'm pro unscented candles. I'm anti scented candles.

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Yeah.

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There's no way that's healthy for you. There's no way chemicals being burned by a flame and going into the air to the point that you can smell them is good for you. There's no chance.

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I think it's indifferent. I don't think it matters.

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No, that's unhealthy. I'm out on it. I hate scenting candles with a passion. I blow them out when I go into doors.

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Nice one.

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Kylie's got one up there. Hey, what's that over there?

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So how do you make the room smell better?

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I don't ever have a problem with the way the room smells. It's just a room. The room is what the room does. Another thing, dude, when you're in the bathroom, do you guys have the sprays? Do you have the sprays in the bathroom at Kansas City?

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No.

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Do we got the sprays, like, the fragrance things in the stalls at the eagles every time I'm in there, somebody.

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Those never work.

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Now it just smells like Ass and Febreze. I don't want to smell either of these, all right? There's no way I got POOp particles and chemicals going.

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The poop smell will forever Override whatever scent you got going on there.

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I am perfectly Fine Smelling POop. I've smelled POop for a long Portion of my life. I would rather just smell POop. Poop. Pour poopy for breeze with chemicals. I'm out on the chemicals.

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POopy for Breeze is worse than just POop too. It sneaks in. That POop smell sneaks in and just slaps the shit out of you just like it still doesn't smell good.

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Yeah, I'm out. Yeah, I'm out on fragrances. Other than Deodorant. I do that.

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Yeah. I was about to say, why do you do Deodorant, then?

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Well, because if I don't, I'll smell like Complete Crap, that's why.

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Yeah. All right, well, at least you have some Sort of standard.

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Yeah, but it's just to get me back to baseline. Let's move on. I think we've touched on that enough.

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Yeah. And lastly, from Wilbur, 1997 on the new Heights Reddit page, who wrote so Travis hates his rookie card. I fixed it.

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Duke's mayonnaise.

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Nice. Yeah, that didn't fix the mouth hole. Didn't fix it. It's still disgusting.

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Yeah, it's worse.

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Yeah. I refuse to ever sign that card again. So if you ask me to sign that card, I don't care if you're a kid.

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You were just driving up the value of that one that's signed.

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Cool. You'll never give me to sign another one. The less amount of cards that have value of that card, if that you.

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Sign one for me so that I can no. Have a valuable card.

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Anyone that asked me to sign that card, I'm going to put no on the card.

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Maybe that might increase the value of it, too.

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No. All right.

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I don't really know how the values of cards work, but apparently yours after the episode has skyrocketed. I don't know if you saw this on Etsy, but you currently have a rookie card going for Etsy. Ebay.

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Nobody's buying that. Nobody's buying that Fucking card, all right? Just because it's listed for $50,000 doesn't mean it's going for $50,000.

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See, Sassy Gal Beauty begs to differ. We'll see how it goes. How many days is left on this one?

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We got to keep a track on.

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We got to keep track. See what this thing does?

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Yeah. See how it drops down?

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I think it says one watch in the last 24 hours.

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Nobody wants that card for 50 grand. If anybody buys that card for 50.

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Grand, somebody's going to buy it. I'm telling you.

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So fucking dumb. If somebody buys that card for 50.

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Grand, would you sign it? If they bought it for 50 grand?

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I put no on it.

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I mean, that's a sign.

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It's not.

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All right, let's get some no dumb questions before we get out of here. It's time to answer the no dumb question because there's no such thing as dumb questions, just dumb people.

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Yeah. Dummies.

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That's right. No dumb questions is brought to you by our friends at Buffalo Wild wing Narana. Let's go sports.

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More.

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Thank you, Travis Narana from at Stubbafam, 50 28 on YouTube. Note I'm question. If you could only have five apps on your smartphone, what would they be? Love your podcast in parentheses. Thank you so much, stubbor bubba.

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Nice.

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I would have no apps, and I would throw my phone into a volcano of magma because I hate how much I'm on my phone. I hate everything to do with my phone.

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You love it, Jason.

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Are you kidding me?

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It's like your own personal search engine.

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I'm addicted to it. I can't stand it.

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You gain so much knowledge out of it. You love it.

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I do like the amount of knowledge that it brings, but I hate the amount of distraction that it brings. I hate when my kid tells me to put down my phone because it lets me know how bad of a parent I'm being. When your own daughter says, daddy, put your phone down, Joel lets. That cuts into your soul and lets you know how shitty of a dad you're being. God damn it. Next time, hate this thing.

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Next time she says that, can you just, like, screenshot what you're looking at?

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Fucking no. It'll probably be yard tool crossword puzzle on the New York Times. Because I do those for some reason.

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For some reason.

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That's what it'll probably be.

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Just get the New York Times sent to you so you can do them in person so you don't have to feel as bad doing them in your phone.

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I used to have them sent to me solely so I could fill out the crossword puzzle, like, in pen. And then Kylie got upset because they would just compile at the front of the driveway because I would never bring.

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Them, never finish them.

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No, I would never bring them inside. They would just sit at the front of the driveway and then we'd have eight newspapers on the front door. Front of the driveway.

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I can see how she could get pissed off about that. All right, well, back to the actual question, because your answer is fucking ridiculous. Oh, yeah.

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We didn't answer it.

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Five apps.

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What are you going with five apps? So are we assuming the included apps are, like, messages is included?

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All that's included, yeah.

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Okay. So we're just talking about auxiliary additional apps that don't come with the phone.

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Yeah.

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All right. I like that rule. All right. What are your five apps.

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Man? I'm going to have to go. Well, I guess itunes comes with, so.

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Itunes comes with it. But iTunes music, I'll say iTunes music is different because iTunes music doesn't come with it. You got to pay for itunes music.

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Yeah, itunes music. All right. ITunes music. ITunes music.

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Is that what it's called? Apple Music.

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Apple Music. There we go. We're fucking idiots. Yeah, Apple Music.

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I got Spotify, if I'm being honest. Anyways, Apple Music. All right. I'm a Spotify.

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I'm not going to lie. I'll include Spotify for me. Yeah, I'll go Spotify. I'm a Spotify guy, if I'm being honest.

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I have subscriptions to all three, just like I have subscriptions.

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I have Soundcloud. Every single one.

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I have Spotify. I have Apple Music and I have that stupid Cubo's one that I need to fucking cancel and I haven't canceled yet anyways. Yes. Spotify.

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Well, just music app. Music app. Music app. God damn it. I guess if the essentials are already on there, I don't know what else I need. I really only instagram, Twitter. I don't need that, though.

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You don't need any of it. This is asking, what are your top five apps you have on your phone? If you could only have five of them. It's not a necessity thing. It's a desire thing. Let's just go like this. I'll just go to my most used apps. Let's go to that.

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I was about to say, yeah, how.

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Do I find this?

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It's a good call. Screen time. Screen time, maybe.

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App, website activity. Turn on app and website activity. I don't want to turn that on. I don't know who's going to be looking at that.

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All right. My dude. All right, here we go.

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How'd you find it?

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You go to screen time and it tells you what you use your screen for. I got Spotify.

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I'm on screen time.

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Yeah.

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Where do I go in screen time?

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Scroll down to what most used. It says it right there.

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I don't have that.

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Settings. Go to settings.

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I'm in settings. I'm in screen time.

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All right. And then it says right there, as you're looking at daily average, it says, see all?

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This is all I see. I don't see any of that.

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Damn. You just got an old ass phone. Did you go to settings?

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All right, I'm in settings. I'm in screen settings.

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Screen time. And it says, see all apps and website activity. Yes.

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I don't see that.

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All right, well, I have that and I'm going.

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App and website activity. Do I got to turn that on? I have that turned off because I don't like people. Yeah, I don't know what Apple's doing with that. All right, I got. Turned it on.

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Okay.

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Now I see it. Okay. See all app, website activity.

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Okay.

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Mine's been off. So I don't have anything being monitored. Okay. Anyways.

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All right.

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What do you got? How do I turn this. Back off.

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Good luck.

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Turn off that. Okay. I like living secrecy. All right. What do you got?

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Spotify. Music app.

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Spotify.

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I got safari, which comes with it, so I guess that doesn't even count.

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Doesn't count. Doesn't count.

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ESPN on ESPN. ESPN app surprised?

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Big ESPN app.

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Yeah. I love checking scores, man. Love checking everything.

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All right.

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YouTube.

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It's a good app.

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It's a good one of my favorite apps.

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Very solid app. Highly recommend for those of you.

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So glad I got accepted for having that as one of my top apps. My security app for the house. For my house.

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You have a security app?

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Yeah, gets all the gates and house stuff.

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Do you control any guns on it?

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No, but I can press a button and police will be at my door in like 2 seconds.

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You can dial 911 at any second. You don't need an app to call the police, Travis.

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Yeah, but you don't even got to talk to anybody on this. You just press a button and they're there. Yeah. Instagram is obviously on there, so I'm just going to keep rolling with that. Instagram.

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I don't have a security app, but those are probably my favorite ones as well. Outside of the security app, if I'm adding one to it, I'll probably say the lumosity. Dude, I was big into lumosity for a little bit. I feel like lumosity. Everybody is just way higher rated than. There's no way everybody is in the 90 percentile of any of this stuff. Really. But everybody is in the app.

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So that you think they're just blowing smoke?

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Yeah, I think it's all for those.

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Of you that don't know what lumosity is. It's a brain teaser. Kind of like a. I don't even know how to. Just like common trivia.

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No, there's different brain teasers. Some of them are for sure. Some of them are speed based. Some of them are memory based. Some of them are like language based, math based. They got a bunch of different games and tests, but it's all designed around neuroplasticity. If you watched any of the ads for lumosity.

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Of course not.

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I haven't been on that as much. So recently. Recently the games that I've been doing have been the New York Times app.

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Yeah, I hear you. I've been on a sports trivia app.

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We're digressing. Those are our apps. That's the answer. You get on to the next no dumb question from G. Samama.

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Mama Samama.

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20 eight on club 92 with Girl Scouts Cookie season officially underway, please settle the debate for our troop. What is the best Girl scout cookie? Our Girl scout troop would love to know your favorite. Please. When I say this, do not send me a bunch of boxes of these Girl scout cookies.

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Don't you do it.

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Send them to us. But just like our favorite cereal and our favorite candy, it's something with peanut butter and chocolate. Because that's the best combination in the world. Tag alongs.

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Tag along.

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Hands down. I've noticed this. Depending on what area you're at in the country, there's different Girl scout cookies and brands and they're not always named the same.

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I've only seen one. It's that red box.

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They're both red. But I feel like in one part of the country they're called tagalongs, and another part of the country, they might be called something else. Let's look this up.

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What other good ones are there? There's just a straight up sugar cookie. I think that's the blue box. Yes, that one's pretty good. The lemon cookies I do enjoy, though, they're a nice switch up.

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Lemon cookie. There's a lemon cookie?

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Yeah, it's like the yellow one.

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I'm pretty sure the yellow one's like Samoa, I thought. Or is that purple?

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Purple is the coconutty chocolate. Those are good to the oatmeal. Coconut. Yeah, those are dangerous, too.

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Anyways, we answered the question.

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I guess it's tag alongs. Tag alongs. You can't beat it. They're everyone's favorite. They'll be the best. Until dosy Doe's.

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That's what I'm saying. We always knew him as tag alongs, but if you're in a weird part of the country, they call it dosy Doe's.

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Yeah, weirdos. That's all we got for you. Yeah, tag alongs.

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Now that was. No dumb questions. Brought to you by buffalo wild Wings. Let's go, sports bar.

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All right, let's move on to some new heights. Stamp of the week for both of us. Let's hand out some stamps for players who took their games to new heights in their wild card round.

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Yeah, baby.

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Giant eagle.

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We're fucking everywhere. Jason, go ahead and hit him with your stamp, dude.

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After watching the chaos that ensued over the week in Buffalo, I would be remiss if I gave this stamp to anybody but Bills mafia. That's right, the Buffalo Bills fans for shoveling snow at the stadium over multiple games so that people could sit in those seats and watch their team play. Man, that's awesome. This is what you love about football. This is what you love about community.

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That's fucking electric, man.

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Check out chunk here.

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Take chunk. Straight out of goonies, man.

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Dude, man, that looks fun.

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Yeah.

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Shirt off, shirt on, truffle, shuffling down the sidewalk, aisle, whatever that is. Look at this guy. Love to see it. Love to see it.

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That's pretty good contraption. That's how they get the snow off of the steps. And that's pretty good. You just kind of throw it on the slide and that's some good shit right there.

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And it moves it to the field where there's a front end loader for it.

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How about it, man? Yeah. Shout out to the mafia.

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There's also this insane clip of a group of Bill's mafia standing up on a snowbank and then jumping onto a table. I've heard that this is a thing they do.

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Burning is, I mean, burning table. Yeah.

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What are they crazy?

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What's a segment on the Bills mafia? If we're not going to show them going through a mean.

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But this is a burning.

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They're all, they're all on fire. If it's not on fire, doesn't count, I don't think.

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Oh, really?

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Yeah.

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Who doesn't love a good table? I mean, breaking tables is just fun.

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With the table from the top rope.

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Oh, man.

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Yeah. Electric man.

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And lastly, Bills fans deserve some special respect just for getting to their seats, which were still covered in snow at game time. There was this one ridiculous photo of a couple Bills fans in their seats early at the game. The snow was piled so high around them, you can just see their heads poking out. Look at that.

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That's wild. That's nuts.

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There's a message to all you guys trying to go to domes. Don't do it. Don't do it. Look at how much fun and this is causing this entire community.

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You don't get this in domes. No, just don't get it.

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Get air conditioning and heat, but it's.

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Not bad either, though.

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All right, who are you going with?

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Lions head coach Dan Campbell led the Lions to their first playoff win in 32 years. You just got to love it, man. You got to love everything they got going right now. Easy to root for because of the people they got and the way they're doing it, the way they handle themselves and go about it. No doubt turned the franchise around. In just three years as a head coach, the team went from five and eleven the year before Campbell got hired. This season, they went twelve and five. This was only their second twelve win season in franchise history, and they won their first playoff game in 32 years. As I just said, way to go, Dan. Got to give him his love. Way to take your game to new heights, coach Campbell, absolute legend in your own right as a player and as a head coach now and love to see what you guys are doing over there and how you're leading those guys. It's fun to watch, man.

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All right, let's get to the new heights bracket. That's right. It is live, folks. It's going down right now. Before we get out of here, 92 percenters, we have a very important update on the new heights bracket. Best NFL team name is officially up and available for all of you to fill out. Follow us on social for all the info you need to fill out your own bracket. You only have a few days to submit them, so make sure you're doing that ASAP.

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ASAP.

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Here is what the bracket is. These are the first round matchups and the seeds which are not seeded. But this is how it will unfold throughout the competition. We will reveal in a future episode what you all will be playing for. But it is gold.

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It is gold.

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It is a trophy that we have commissioned. I like gold. A trophy commissioned is a six month build. We started this in the offseason. It has finally been finished.

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Yeah, this has been nuts.

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It is over 100 pounds over 4ft tall. We got some inspiration from some of the trophies we saw last year. We got a good glimpse at not only the NFL's championship trophy, we got a good glimpse at the NBA championship.

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Trophy and Larry O'Brien Stanley.

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We got a good look at the Stanley Cup.

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Lord Stanley.

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And that inspired us to create a new Heights trophy. And you guys are not going to.

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Want to miss this absolutely epic.

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And the winner will receive a piece of that trophy. That is solid gold.

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Yeah.

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If you want a piece of that.

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Trophy, 100 pounds of solid gold.

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That's right. This is our agro Craig, so be ready to fill out your brackets. You don't get the 100 pound thing. There's only a piece of it that you're getting the solid gold. But the winner will receive a piece.

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Of the new Heights trophy that ran that.

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We'll show you what that looks like at a future date when we can. But anyways, that's it. That wraps up this show. This episode of new Heights is officially in the books. Make sure you're subscribed on YouTube to the new Heights channel so that you know when new episodes are coming out. Check out our new bonus video. This Friday we'll be doing a division around preview. Take a look at some new fan art and talk about the first round matchups in our best NFL team name bracket. Listen and subscribe wherever you get your podcast.

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Follow the show on all social media at new Heights show with one s and thanks to our production and crew for always making us look better than we are. And to the 92 percentage. We love you for tuning in. See you later on this week. I.

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Getting my pitch down. Dreams get my pitch down to start. Burp, bum, bum, bum bum bum, bum, bum, bum.