What would we go to jail for if we went to jail?

I feel like I would hate to admit it, but I think it would be a failed heist. I think it would be part of a bank robbery, and then maybe someone turned on me or something wasn't accounted for, and then I have to take the fault.

But it wasn't your fault? Never. You got yourself fucked up.

I feel exact revenge when I'm out.

I'm not a thief. I took a chapstick from Target once and I cried. Oh my God. I cried after. I was 19 years old. I took it and then I walked out. I was like, I can't believe it. So I went and I bought something more expensive.