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That's wild. So we're recording this on Leap day, which really threw off my entire calendar. Happy birthday to us, by the way.

Eight years we've been doing this podcast.

Our second birthday today.

That kind of blows my mind. Yeah. Eight years high school and college. Yeah. Whoa. For some people. Yeah, some people take longer. It's crazy. I was looking back because I couldn't remember the exact timeline. The first episode debuted, I think, on March 3 or fourth, but we had recorded it on the leap day in PFT's house in Austin.

That's right in my kitchen.

If Chris Jones's dick flopped out at the combine, it was one of those.

Things where it was meant to be.

Yeah.

To have that story break the morning that we record our first episode where a man's penis broke through his shorts while he ran the 40 yard dash at the combine, it felt like we were always destined to do the show.

And if you put it into perspective, if you had told us eight years ago that the man's penis who flopped out at the combine was going to be a three time Super bowl champion, we probably would have said, okay, I.

Yeah, I was set up.

Sure. Okay.

He is a football player.

Yeah. He is going to play football.

He's a good football player. So maybe he'll get on a good team and they'll win the Super bowl.

Yeah, that's a pretty big. Whoa.

And then he would be a free agent. Eight years from that to that day, his free agency looms.

That's crazy. Was also recorded at 07:00 a.m. In the morning.

Did we. No. Second episode?

No, we tried. We're like, we're going to record.

No, but the first episode we recorded in PFT's house in like the afternoon.

Did we record some of it in the beginning? In the morning, possibly.

Oh, we recorded the majority of it, I think. Yeah, we did the segments at a normal time and we'll do the current events.

Yeah. People forget that the first week of, pardon my take was a morning show, which was the worst idea ever. Because not only are we not morning people, even though actually we should just make it every time we do. We're doing the year anniversary, we have to record it in the morning. It's the worst idea the morning right now, but we're not morning people. And then also we found out very quickly that it was an unsustainable practice because we would wake up record at eight in the morning and then I would just text Hank every five minutes for the next 5 hours being like, is the podcast ready? Yeah.

Is it up?

As stories were like breaking me like, wait, should we add to this?

The easy thing about doing a morning show is that you have the topics that are already laid out for you because the storylines are already out there.

Yeah. The game has already happened.

Then you get to react to the storylines, to the storylines. We're down in the trenches right after the games are over. We're creating it. We're farming that pure, uncut cocaine of sports takes right after the games. And then somebody else turns into crack the next morning. That's the easy part. We're down there doing the hard work.

Credit to us for realizing it was a terrible idea almost immediately. That and the reggaetone horn and changing on the fly and becoming a night podcast.

Do you want to bring back a segment for today's show? We could do four good minutes.

We could do hurt or injured. Kyle Philpowski.

He is injured. Severe injury. Jay Billis told me that he was sore. That's an injury.

I've thought back about the give. I know the AWS didn't love that interview because we don't usually do contentious interviews. And I give all the credit in the world for Jay Billis for just coming on because he probably knew it was going to go that way. I need you guys to promise me that you'll stand up for me and with me next time someone says I use the wrong word because I'm not as dumb as he was making me feel in that moment when he said I used disingenuous incorrectly, that's literally what I did.

Yeah, I told him I was like when you said that you need to.

Do a screeching halt because he made me feel really dumb.

Well, that's the duke in.

Yep.

It's kind of like your default setting. If you go to Duke. It's like, well, this person doesn't have a duke education, so clearly he's not as smart as I am. But in that moment, I did tell him. I was like, no, I think he did use the word correctly, because Jay is smart enough to understand there's a difference between Kansas storming the court and butler storming the court.

Right?

There's a difference between those two things. And also, yes, Kansas's football program, the students have stormed the field many times.

Forgot to say that. There's two moments this week where I'm like, Costanza walking away being like, damn, I should have thought of that. It's the Kansas storms, the field in football, and Hank rooted for Tom Brady at the box when he was trying to bash. Are the two. Those are the two moments. I was like, damn it, you got to be smarter than that, Dan.

That's very true. Hank was the biggest.

Well, people were my life, dude, how do you not bring up Hank in the bucks? And I was like, fuck.

But he was a Bucks fan and then he was a Cowboys fan.

Yeah, that's true.

He did turn his back on Tom Brady.

That's true. But eight years, I love you guys. This has been the. I mean, not to get sentimental, but it's obviously changed our life so significantly to the point where it's like, I can't imagine if this didn't happen. We've had this conversation. Pft. I think when we were at the Arizona bowl, driving back, just the two of us, and we're like, could you imagine if this didn't, like, this is our lives. This is our life's work.

Yeah, it is.

It's our life's work.

It's our legacy.

Yeah. How about that? This podcast is our legacy. It will be in the first line of the obituary. Unless one of us dies in a crazy way, then that would probably be the first line.

Or unless somebody commits multiple bank robberies and has a lawyer that goes on tv to use football analogies to describe your guilty plea.

Chiefsaholics lawyer rocks.

That dude is awesome.

I have a problem, though. I really wish he didn't say his government name.

Xander.

Xavier.

Xavier.

Xavier something or other. And I was like, that kind of ruins it. He's Chief Saholok. But yeah, we had chief Saholok lawyer show up again, and he started by saying, chief saholic, the government has been blitzing and Xavier's pocket was collapsing. But today, Xavier stepped into the pressure, and then he continued to say, we know if he stumbled and he fell, he didn't let his knee touch the ground. That's when you know you got a good lawyer.

But he did take a plea, which I think the very definition of a plea is, like kneeling.

Yeah. Kneeling the ball out.

Kneeling the ball out.

So, yeah, in a loss. He did.

In a loss.

You're down 40 and you're like, I don't want to get anyone injured. Let's just kneel it out. Yeah.

The lawyer making all the football analogies is awesome. The one thing I would tweak about the lawyer, because every time he does a press conference, he loves hammering home the fact that his client is a football fan, which is cool.

We know, too.

Yeah.

Just so you know, we do know he is Chief Saholot.

That's the reason that we're talking about him.

We wouldn't be talking about him otherwise.

I would like, if the lawyer was a little bit, like, more of a football guy, it still seems from time to time, like, when he's talking, it's something that I think that chiefsaholic writes these statements and then has the lawyer deliver them when I would prefer if the lawyer was, like, a big football guy, like, making these analogies on his own. But once he runs out of the ones that Xavier gives to him, then he just goes back into lawyer speech as his default.

Agree.

But I like theater of the lawyer being like, okay, chiefs aholic. You guys know he's a football fan. Here's how I'm going to describe him. Accepting a plea deal on multiple bank robberies. To go to prison for years is by just giving you a football game.

And it's smart because, like you said, no one cares about this if it was just a regular person, you know, that football fans are tuning into. Anytime this lawyer gets in front of a microphone. So he has dumbed it down to where, like, okay, all right. So he was getting a blitz. All right. He's stepping up in the pressure.

I see it.

Okay. Yeah. Didn't get to need in touch. All right. Yeah. You know what?

He's free, you know, in Saudi Arabia for stealing. They would take a hand off. I would like to see him expand his repertoire a little bit and dive a little bit deeper. But I think if you were to ask Chief Sahalik, would you trade how many years in prison?

A lot.

A lot?

Like, say a lot.

Let's say five years in prison.

Five to a lot.

Would you trade five years in prison for a dynasty. The answer for Chiefs Aholk is a resounding yes, and I hope that they let him wear his wolf costume in jail. Yeah, that would be awesome.

That would be. Although I feel like there's some kinks that would probably be attracted to that.

There's furries.

Got to be some furries in jail.

You think they're furries in prison?

We've been waiting all our life for a furry to show up. Yeah.

He just gets humped all the time.

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Speaking of the chiefs, we had the NFLPA report card come out, which. This rocks. So this is the second year in a row that they've done this. The commanders are last.

It feels personal.

It does feel personal. But you have a new owner who is also sitting in on every quarterback interview.

Can we take it? Let's take it one slight at a time, please.

Josh Harris is sitting in on every quarterback interview at combine week.

Just directly behind.

Yeah.

I will address all the accusations one at a time, but it's not fair to put both the report card and Harris on me at the same.

That's. You're on the tepper spectrum.

It feels personal. The NFLPA report.

No. Let's talk about Josh Harris going to the.

No, we're taking real one at a time.

We'll go back to it because I actually want.

An f minus is not a grade.

It is.

It does not exist.

49 or below.

F. It's an f. That's what an f is. An f minus is not a real, actual thing that people get to have treatment of families. To get an f minus in treatment of families seems like the very worst thing that you can say about somebody like, okay, they've got a great strength coach, but they fucking hate children.

Yeah, they're bad parents. I actually wasn't going to talk about the commanders much for this because it's almost like the sun will rise. The commanders will finish last in this poll. It wasn't anything new. So I do want to go back to Josh Harris real quick. He's sitting in all these interviews.

I think here's my spend zone. I think he's evaluating the people that he hired to evaluate.

He's evaluating the evaluators. Yes.

He's sitting there, he's watching Adam and Dan Quinn conduct the interviews with the quarterbacks to see what kind of questions they're asking as part of his ongoing evaluation process of his own team.

So totally normal.

Very normal.

Very normal behavior from Josh Harris. Not a control freak.

Very normal. Very normal. I'm fine with it. I think it's good.

At what point do you think he will insert himself into the game plan meetings?

Never.

Will that be Thursdays or never?

Never. It's not going to happen.

He's going to do the walkthrough. He's going to be like, hey, you know what? Let me just be under center for this walkthrough.

If you're Dan Quinn and the other coaches in these meetings, how do you not ask him for his opinion? And then do you have to take.

You have to take it. That's the whole point.

What'd you think, Josh? And then how do you not listen to what he says?

Yeah, he's going to be like, you're like, what do you think, josh? He's like, I really like Drake May. And the guys in the room be like, yeah, that's what I was going to say.

Drake may.

I think that this is such a big decision for the future of the franchise that they want everybody in the room to be involved and on the same page going forward.

Got it.

I think it's like this is a decision that could possibly change the direction in a much. Maybe we'll get f pluses in ten years if we draft the right quarterback.

What does he know? What does Josh Harris know?

He knows people.

He's a people person. He's probably a connector.

I would love it if Josh Harris was actually in the room asking them basketball questions.

You know what, though? Pft. Now that I'm thinking about it, Josh Harris might just be in the room practicing his handshake because he had that bad handshake. So maybe he's just getting reps in. It's the combine for him, too, where he's like, I got to learn how to shake hands again.

Joe Buck had the bad handshake.

Well, Josh Harris had the bad hands.

I think it's completely normal. Robert Kraft was intimately involved in everything going on behind the scenes with the quarterbacks in New England. And his decision was like, I'm going to let Bill coach the team. But he was involved in all those conversations. I think that Josh Harris is any one of us. If you owned an NFL team, you would want to be in the room, right?

Right. But that analogy doesn't really work because Robert Kraft would have, if he was the one making the decisions, he would have had Bledsoe start. And Josh Harris is now going to have whoever he wants to have start.

But it's the same thing where just because your owner's in the room doesn't mean he's the one making the decision.

He's going to make some decisions.

Everything's going to be fine. Everything's going to be wonderful. I choose to not dwell on this. I have good news because I'm delusional.

You know what? I have good news for you. PFD. Okay, so back to the NFLPA report card. This reporter, Nick Cordy. K-O-R-T-E-I just want to shout him out because he did good work with this on Twitter. Nick Cordy he did a list of all the grades from the NFLPA and then categorized them with teams that the owner purchased the team and teams that the owner inherited the team. And I think it's nine out of the top ten packers not included because they're weird and they pretend that everyone owns a piece of the team. Nine out of the top ten, not excluding the packers, were teams that the owner purchased the team and then all the bad grades essentially were teams where the owners inherited the team basically failed sons and daughters who are driving whatever they inherited into the ground, which usually happens in all these situations. So that's good for you.

It is a positive thing. The Dolphins got first by a mile.

In the Dolphins and Vikings one and two. So easy. Yeah.

The Dolphins report card was a minus aa. Minus a plus aa.

No notes.

Pretty good. The strength and conditioning line always stands out to me. I think last year the Ravens got like an f in strength and conditioning. The commanders are one good grade. Being an a for a strength and conditioning coach seemed to me at first like, okay, at least we have a great strength program. And then I thought about it more. I don't think I'd want my players to give my strength and conditioning coach an a because don't you want that guy to be the hardest person in the world on you?

I think you kind of want to.

Hate your strength coach a little bit, right?

Yeah.

Maybe you don't want an f, but getting like a c plus or a b, you want that guy to push you to be super uncomfortable. All the time.

Yeah, that's true.

If your strength coach is welcoming you with cookies and cupcakes every morning for your morning lift and you're super happy with them, like your best friend, probably not that effective of a strength coach.

Yeah, you don't want to be well liked. Okay. I think that might be more. Also the facilities, too, although that was in there as well. The other funny things that came out was the Chiefs are winning Super Bowls while everyone hates everyone except Andy Reid. They basically got like C's, DS and F's and everything. But Andy Reid, who got an a plus, including the owner, got an f minus because the story goes that the Chiefs wanted a new locker room because their locker room was very outdated. They won the Super bowl last year. The players came back, they got a new locker room. And by that I mean they went from stools to chairs with backs to them. That was the big upgrade. It's huge. That, though, is crazy to me. Like, if you're Clark Hunt, the amount of money that Patrick Mahomes is pumping into your franchise right now, you should be wanting to spend every dollar on making it a fun place to be.

It should just be whatever Patrick Mahomes wants.

Correct. It's crazy. Like, I don't understand any of these. The report card is actually good, though, because they had a note. Like, remember the Jaguars had rats last year? They got a new facility. They don't have rats anymore. So it's actually changing things. Like, even the Bengals, one of the cheapest owners in all of sports, they were complaining because they had to pay for their food. Now. He was like, hey, guess what? I'm a billionaire. I'm going to help you guys out. I'm going to give you free food. Three free meals on Wednesdays. Just Wednesdays. Yeah, it's nice. Yeah, just Wednesdays.

But that's a step in the right direction. That's such a hilarious compromise to make. That's essentially what we do at barstool sports. It's like once a week you get a free meal.

I'll say this. Wednesday is not a bad day, though, because Monday, I think most guys, they usually give them off. Tuesday, they got to go in. Wednesday is hump day. It's a shitty day. It's the no man's land of the week. So three free meals, that's a perfect day to do it. I wouldn't want to do it on Friday. Friday's Friday.

Friday's Friday. And you want to kind of have your free plate lunch on Friday. Now, the Eagles, they gave their coach an a treatment of families. C. Team travel. C. Now with team travel, I think it's impossible to get a high grade in team travel. Everyone hates travel.

The Patriots have two planes, and they.

Got a d. They're probably old, old planes. Well, they're also. Team travel is.

Who else had two planes with the bills?

The Bucks had a line where they force their players to pay $1,700. I think it was $1,750. If they want to stay alone when they travel.

Yeah.

That was one of the options.

That's crazy. Per travel. Yeah. Per week. Yeah. Team's got 1700. Yeah.

That seems like a lot.

It does seem bad.

Franchise pocketing some money off that.

Yeah, that definitely. They're upcharging the hotel room.

It's one guy on the team that's like, yeah, you got to pay me $1,700 for that.

Steven Chay is here, so I asked him to do a fire fest. Why don't you save your thoughts? You can respond to all these when we get to fire fest. But the other funny wrinkles in this. The Broncos had a bunch of cars stolen from them at training camp. That was kind of. Yeah, yeah. That is they. What was it? There were multiple cars stolen from the parking lot of the mandated team hotel during training camp.

I love that.

I love that someone's doing fast and furious with the Broncos cars.

It's probably just future just rolling up there with his crew.

Yeah. And then the other one, that was because the timing of this, I think they did it in the summer and early fall. So most of the coaches got, like, a's and B's. Arthur Smith got a c, plus Ron Rivera got a c. The only one who got a d was Josh McDaniels. So it's good to know that even in a blind poll, everyone fucking hates Josh McDaniels.

I love that. A.

Actually. Josh McDaniels grade actually validates this entire poll where they're like, yeah. They're giving honest answers. Josh McDaniel's a fucking douchebag. He got a d. So I noticed.

A lot of really bad grades when it comes to the locker room. Like, across the board, players are not happy with their locker room crazy. But my theory is that college locker rooms have gotten so out of control. Good. That it's a step back. When you go to the NFL, like, college coaches should be like, yeah, you can go pro and make millions of dollars, but you don't get the barber chair.

Yeah, the Chiefs don't have a slide.

Yeah, there's no water for nil.

That was the only thing they're like, you could. We can't spend money on players. We'll just get a new walk.

I remember I went into, maybe it was like, four or five years ago, I went to Clemson's training facility, and they had a literal slide that we weren't allowed to use. But I basically bullied Brandon Walker to use it, and then he got yelled at right away, which is a very funny visual. Just a big old man going down a slide, and then a training staff member being like, hey, don't use that slide. But they told me, they were like, yeah, we just opened this, like, two years ago, and it's already outdated. So you're right. Like, the college locker rooms and the training facilities are insane.

It's an arms race. It's like every year before nil, every single year, teams would put all their expendable money into upgrading the locker room. It's like, players are like, can we please have $1,000 a month to buy food? They're like, guess what we got? A new waterfall.

Yep. Putt putt.

Yeah, putt putt.

Let's go.

There was a batting cage, but, yeah. I love this NFLPA poll. It's great just because it's just a bunch of anonymous snitching. And if you're an owner, you have to dread this, and I still will never understand. And maybe this is just how I'm wired, but if I had billions of dollars, I would spend a good portion of that money to make sure that the assets that I have on my team are very well taken care of. Yeah, maybe that's easier said than done.

But Patrick Mahomes would get whatever he wants.

Well, he got a back to his chair.

Yeah, that's pretty nice.

That's huge.

The Patriots got some shitty grades, too, Hank. I know they got bad grades with coaching staff. Bad grades with ownership, too.

Ownership? Travel. But that's where it's, like. It's hard for me to really believe the travel thing when they have two planes.

Yeah.

So that kind of makes the whole list.

What's your thing with two planes?

He just wants two planes.

You have two planes.

How can travel be bad if you have your literal own plane?

Well, they're probably old planes.

Yeah, they might be.

What does that even mean?

Like, they could be planes from 20 years ago. I want a plane where I'm able to lay down.

They could be a Boeing 737 max.

Yeah. Did you think about that?

No, I think they're big ass nice planes. I've seen them.

Okay. All right. Anything else from this? Yeah, it's great that it comes out right now.

The leading sentence of the commander's locker room issue was multiple sewage leaks contributed to their f minus. I would say that probably does it. One sewage leak is an f. I'll give you the f minus on the locker room because of the multiple sewage leaks. All the other f minuses, I think, are personal.

Yeah. The bucks also had bugs in their showers. Yikes.

That's Florida, though.

Yeah, that is Florida. There also was. Everyone made the same joke at the same time, which. It's a funny joke, but I think the Chargers. There was a line about the Chargers charging extra for daycare, and everyone was like, well, if you have Phil Rivers and Antonio Cremarti, you need to do so. Congrats to everyone for making a very funny joke.

It's a good joke.

Yeah, it's a good joke. All right, what else we got going on? You see the College Football playoff is already ready to change again.

I saw that.

Yeah. Rules. I like it.

I don't like it because I like the first iteration that they came out with. Now it's starting to get too confusing. They're starting to. Jeff de Lofy the college football playoffs.

What are they changing it to?

They're going to change it to 14. They're going to give the Big Ten and the SEC three automatic qualifiers. So the top three in each of those conferences will automatically ban the ACC, and the big twelve will get two automatic qualifiers. And then there'll be one automatic qualifier from the group of five.

I don't like that. I don't like that at all. I like the old way.

So here's the only thing that I like about it, because I was talking. We are in Indy, so we get to meet a bunch of people. I met Ross Dellinger. He's a yahoo. Sports college football reporter. Really good guy. We're going to have him on the show this fall because he knows a shitload about college football, he was saying. Because I was like, why would they play conference championship? Why would they have conference championships? If the top three go, there's no reason to play that extra game. And it was a hypothesis because there's nothing set in stone. He said that it will eventually get to a point where it's the fourth and the third will play for that third spot, which that kind of rocks. So if you're a fourth place team in the Big Ten, you play in the conference championship game or whatever they're going to call it. You play in an extra game, it's like a play in to the playoffs.

I get that. But also, we're setting up these rules for maybe 1020 years down the line, these rules are still going to exist. And the college football landscape changes every.

Like two to three years.

They'll find it.

Who knows what the conferences will eventually look like then. And giving three automatic qualifier. I don't like. I like the way it was set up. It was easier to understand for dummies like me.

I agree. But they're going to do something that I think the initial plan was like, the Big Ten and the SEC were like, we get four teams automatic, so they're playing a little strong arm with them. I still think it's going to be no different than cable to streaming back to cable, where we're bundling all the streaming. Now they're going to get to a point where they just start making, like, regional divisions and it's going to be like, well, okay, so Oregon, Washington, USC and UCLA are in a division. Why don't we just call it the pac four? And then we'll get there and then we'll be happy. Yeah.

So this new proposal, it's not ratified yet, right?

No, it wouldn't happen until at least 2026. So 24 and 25 will have the current college football set up. Okay, what is this year? This year is the current college football setup with twelve. Okay. Yeah. 24, 25 will have the twelve teams. The four buys, they're automatic championship winners. So it still matters for the championship game and then the other at large. And then this is just something they've been. They're going to do it because essentially what they're doing is the Big ten and the SEC are going to strong arm everyone else because they are the number one and two asset in college football. And they're like, we need our teams guaranteed to be in because they have all the power. Hockey is on.

And no matter the city, no matter.

The team, no matter the game, whether.

It'S face off or penalty shots, regular.

Season or playoffs, win or lose, no.

Matter what happens, no matter where it.

Happens, New Amsterdam vodka is there. That's just how it's going to work.

Can we do a. Hank's out in the streets.

Sure.

Or Hank explains.

I like it.

What's going on with Meek Mill? Yeah, so I just pulled up Meek Mill's timeline to pull up the relevant tweets that he fired off yesterday. Some all timers. He's putting on a masterclass right now in terms of retweeting to flood the timeline. I think he's got like 30 or 40 retweets in a row.

Got new music coming out.

Music. So that's what's happening right here.

So he's trending because he's got a fire new album coming out.

He's independent. He's putting out music independently. So they're trying to take him down.

According to Meek Mill, he's got some serious heaters. One of them was when I got a girl around me. I'm fucking her twice a day. Lol. Ask some of your favorites. Pussy don't control me, but it's like a high one. Love to the gay people, but that juicy pussy, do it for me. I done ran red lights to get that feeling. You're all weird on here. Like devils. Lol.

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I think I would go through yellow light. I don't know if I'd run a red.

You don't want to be said, would you?

The red light cameras. That's not worth it. I would speed.

I would drive over the speed limit.

For that gush for that juicy pussy. And then he also had, I'm from Philly. I don't do coke or freaky ass Molly. Nobody won't even offer me coke because I'm that heavy. Does that mean fat, or is it.

No, it's just like, he's such a non coke guy. Like, you wouldn't even think to be like, hey, you want some of this?

Oh, because I assume that was just a fat thing where it's like, you don't offer a fat guy coke because they're not doing it.

They might die fat. You might kill them.

If they did coke, they would be skinnier. Yeah.

It's like, why waste your time with this guy? What does I'm from Philly have to do with, like, I'm from Philly, so no one offers me coke. I don't think that's how it works.

And then, yeah, he said, no man or what would ever approach me about gay activity. And the whole place don't get flipped. Woke up seeing this on every blog. Like, they know I'm coming because there's a court filing.

Yeah, someone sued Diddy, and there's been obviously, a lot of allegations with Diddy. The last, I don't know, three or four months along these lines, and someone sued him. One of his former workers or colleagues in the lawsuit, it straight up said he knew he was there when Diddy had sexual relations with redacted and redacted and then I don't know how court filings work. And it doesn't really make sense for them to redact the names because at the bottom of the page, it had, like, an answer key that said no. It said, redacted person one is a rapper from Philadelphia who dated Nicki Minaj. Redacted person two is an r b singer who just performed the Super bowl.

So clearly is a patriot fan who produces a podcast.

Yeah, no, that wasn't in there. But clearly Usher and p. Diddy. Usher and Meek Mill were the two redact names. And then everyone has been talking about it, and Meek Mill is now just got it, claiming that they're trying to take him down because he's got a. Before his albums, he was on a label because he's got guy friends now. He's independent, and he's trying to put out music independently. And this is the industry trying to take him down.

They're trying to take him down because he's too straight.

Really.

When he has one love to the gays, though, he has sex with women twice a day. It could not be any more clear than that.

He's not addicted to it either. No, it's a high for him.

One love to the gay people. But that juicy pussy, do it for me. Yeah, that's such an awesome thing to just type and then hit send on for me.

All right, so that's Hank. Hot in the streets. Brought back a segment for it. Kyle Phelpowski, hurt or injured? What bullshit. That was by Dukes, the Dukeys. He was never even close to hurt. Jay Billis will tell you that a soreness is an injury. It is. It is.

You literally tweeted on Tuesday. Like, I'm never doing a comment again.

Because I said I'm contemplating retirement. Yeah, but I haven't retired.

I'm always contemplating retirement.

Yeah, I did. Always on my mind when I get listen, Sundays in the fall, when we're working till 02:00 a.m.. I get out of bed, I'm like a running back. It's like, hard to go down the stairs. I'm like, should I hang it up? Then I get fall in love with the game again.

Come Thursday, we aged like presidents. Four years is like ten years for us.

Yeah, we've been doing this for. I did this for two terms.

When I woke up on Tuesday morning, I was embarrassed to say, like, my legs were very sore from jumping three times.

Yeah, it was pathetic. I thought I was having a heart attack at one point because my chest was so sore. And I was like, oh, no, you just benched for the first time in five years. That's why you think you're having a heart attack.

Yeah. I went on Pittsburgh sports radio, tv, love those guys went on there this morning, and they were looking through the headlines of the combine. And the way they asked me, they're like, so I see that barstool sports had a combine, and you're the winner of the combine. It felt like a big slap in the face to me and also to.

Barstool sports, but it ruled because I had, like, a proud.

Oh, yeah, you were.

I had a proud friend, Hank the.

Hater, coming at me. Get your facts right, Hank. I had a proud friend, you unathletic fuck.

Last night, PFD, because a scout came up to me and was like, I saw your guys combine. I was like, what'd you think? He's like, I think you guys are in the right profession. And he's like, I saw the beginning. Did will end up winning? And I was like, no, PFD won.

Nice.

Because of the wonderlick.

Because the wonderlick and the vertical leap, which was completely.

Yeah. You can jump higher than Francis and Mark Titus. Well, the way that it works with.

Vertical leap is not how high you can touch big cat, it's how high your feet get off.

I know. Yeah. I still think Titus probably can jump higher.

Tapes say otherwise.

I touched Rim last year, but I've lost so much athleticism. I just feel in my body. In the last year, I don't know what's going on.

I never had explosive fast twitch muscles. I've always had slow twitch muscles, but they've gotten slower.

Yeah. My fast twitch is very slow.

I've also gotten to a point where I don't stretch before doing anything because stretching is just more time. You could get injured.

Yeah, well, you can't pull fat.

Right?

That's facts. John Daly. Is that John Daley?

I think so.

Yeah.

Maybe David Ortiz.

I don't know. Or Tolo Cologne. Coach Wiley. The guy for the Browns. Yeah. Could have been him.

Wiley, you didn't see the troops stretching before they stormed the beach at Normandy.

It's a fact. All right, I have one other thing. Before we get to Hank's list, you might have something else, too. PFD. The Tyree kill lawsuit. Yeah, that's something.

It is something.

So, Tyree kill. We'll say. Way better football player than guy.

As good of a guy. He is much, much better at playing football.

He's being sued, though, by a woman who maybe broke her leg or hurt her leg. And the reason why this happened, allegedly, is it was a british social media influencer named Sophie hall who put her son into Tyree Kill's football camp. But before the football camp started, Tyree Kill invited her and her son over to his house, and he was running drills. So it goes. Hall claims after she made her way to Hill's home, he asked her to participate in some football drills. During a training session he was having in his backyard, Hill allegedly asked her to rush against him in a defensive line versus offensive line one on one style workout. According to hall, she shoved the Super bowl champion backward, which caused him to be embarrassed. Mr. Hill's attitude changed and became angry. Hall alleges Hill then flipped the drill around so he could rush against her. And after a couple reps, she said Hill charged into her violently and with great force, causing her to suffer a right leg injury. This sounds like it's a football drill.

It sounds like football drill.

You get hurt in football drills.

If I was the Buffalo Bills or if I was any other team in that division, I would consider signing Sophie to shut Tyreek Hill down.

It says.

Unfortunately, after getting humiliated in front of friends and family when he was knocked backwards during a friendly football lesson by his friend Sophie Hall, Tyreek became enraged and forcefully and purposefully shoved miss hall, severely fracturing her leg.

But that's also. It was a football joe. Yeah. Sounds like she didn't get her feet moving.

Yeah, maybe bad technique on her part.

Yeah. I don't know. This is just. I mean, Tyree kill getting sued for this is quite something.

Yeah. Well, why do you think he invited her to his house? Was he like, I think your son's a good football player. I'd like to give him extra lessons, probably right.

Let me look her up and see. Let me see. See if she looks. I follow her on instagram.

Let's see.

Yeah, he invited her for football.

For football reasons.

For football reasons only, definitely.

Whenever I see this is probably bad for me to admit, but when I see named in a lawsuit, a party who's described first and foremost as being an influencer, that's always red flag for me.

Yeah, I would say so. Influencer Sophie hall seems like a nice woman.

Let me see. I want to see how nice.

And then it's loading. Yeah. Oh, actually, let me take this back. So she seems like a nice woman, but she also seems like she could play nose tackle.

Okay.

Yeah, she's got some curves. She could play nose tackle.

I'll put it this way. Bill Belichick would look at drafting her in the first round.

I'm not surprised she was able to blow up the line of scrimmage on Tyree Kim.

She's got a motor.

Yes. It doesn't quit.

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Hank.

Yes.

Your number, patriot number two. Yeah.

You want me to go into who.

I saw last night? Who I told him, I was like, hey, Hank's dropping his top ten patriots. I don't know if you're on it, Brable. No.

Think horses.

Welker. Yeah, Wes Welker. And he was a little upset. I mean, we spent a whole weekend.

We did spend a whole weekend together.

At the British cup together. He is a great guy.

He did look jacked. They were showing him in one of the episodes. He was ripped when he was playing for the Patriots. No rings, though. I mean, the great dude was starstruck. When we got to hang out with him, that was like 2013, early Barcelona days. I was geeking out.

Oh, yeah. We spent the whole weekend with Wes Welker, and then in the last second, hank was like, can I get a dude? We just hung with him. But then it was also the worst hang because we went to Breeders cup with him, and the next horse race he went to was a Kentucky derby where he got busted for Molly. And I was like, I must be the biggest loser ever, because he was like, he probably brought some Molly to the Breeders cup and was like, these guys suck.

Yeah, maybe I'm not going to waste.

My molly on them.

Maybe he thought you were from Philly and knew not to offer you guys drugs.

Yeah, but he was part of those teams. They lost the Giants. It was a down era for the Patriots. A lot of narratives. A lot of people know Brady's washed. Brady and Belichick tend to break up the team. They only won three Super Bowls. Disappointment. Yada, yada, yada. This player came in, changed everything. Just vibes wise. I think I was 18 or 19 when he signed with the team. So I was an 1819 year old. He was everything. Rob Gronkowski. Gronk, Spike. Freaking nature. The most fun player. Non Tom Brady, but just everything he did was fun. His attitude. I've been lucky to party. Him and his brothers. Like they're as fun as advertised. No, it's Rob Gronkowski.

Oh, because Aaron Hernandez's brothers.

Yeah.

Also fun guys.

Fun.

No, but the whole family is great. Great people. Unbelievable player. Greatest tight end of all time.

I think he might be the easiest player to root for. If you're a fan of that team like Rob Gronkowski, it's impossible to not absolutely love the guy. If you're a Patriots fan and he.

Is what he is, there's no. No. He's putting on an act. He's just.

Chick loves beers. Spike.

Yeah, that's it.

Yeah, that's it. That's the whole probably.

That's going to be his hall of fame speech.

Yeah. He'll definitely try to spike something that will break the bus.

He'll try to spike his own bust in the hall of Fame. Yeah. Gronk was. He was unguardable and also the funnest person in the world. I would agree with you. Putting him at number two. I think that's a good choice.

First night we all hung out together. We were with members of the Gronkowski family. I've met a lot of them over the years. Hung out with a bunch of times. Like I said, it's like they're as fun as advertised. They live the life that you think they live, which is great. It's fun to see. He was such a good player.

It's Gronk. Honorable mention.

Honorable mention. Because I'm still salty that the yada, yada, yada. 2003, 2004, he was only on the team for a short amount of time, but he was an unbelievable running back in 2004. Corey Dylan.

Clock killing Corey Dylan.

1600 yards. Dominated. Like he, you know, Patriots never really had a running back that was as superstar running back. He was kind of like Rainey Moss before Randy Moss, too, where when they signed him, it was like trouble off the field and he might not be a good fit for the team. They got him for nothing. And then he just dominated that season. And he was good. 2005 as well.

The era of big running backs. Okay, good job.

But he wasn't even in the documentary. It's crazy. And that was 21 wins in a row. He was the star running back. 1600 yards. Doesn't even get a highlight in there.

Crazy.

Do you think, Wes, Welker has somebody come up to him and is like, congrats on all those Super Bowls. Like they think that he was on.

A Super bowl champion probably a lot. I mean, it's pain. He had it. He had that drop. It probably pains him.

What do you think hurts Wes welker more when someone says congrats on the Super Bowls? Or someone's like, hey, that catch you made against the Falcons was insane.

Yeah, probably that one.

Probably that one. Well, in the clip, the wally pip clip is so funny. Belichick, he's like, you know wally Pip. He's like, just give it to him then. Yeah, and he did.

Oh, he can have.

Okay.

And he had it.

Do we have anything else before we get to Schefter? I think we're good to go to Schefter. Great interview with Schefter combine week. And then we'll finish on the other side with fire fest, which I think we have a couple of stories from combine week. Pft. You want to do an ad real quick before we get to Shefter?

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Okay, we now welcome on one of our favorite interviews of the year. It is Adam Schefter at the combine. Our yearly check in with chefty. First of all, thanks for making this a tradition. We appreciate it. And my first question is a tough question.

I wouldn't want it any other way than to start like that.

Where's the Des tape? No, we'll get to that later. How the fuck did you get the punk Satani Phil? Breaking news. Is there a point where you're like, I've got enough? Because you did the NBA, you've obviously owned the NFL, and now you're doing little rats in western Pennsylvania seeing their shadows. Enough is enough. You got to be like, I don't need this beat. But you got it. You broke the news.

Well, I appreciate that. That was probably the biggest story I've had this year. I would say really proud of that one. Stands on its own.

You scooped El Nino.

Yeah. How did that happen?

I had some plants there in Pennsylvania that were done and set up well in advance. They knew the importance of that story to our country. Yes, they knew. And they knew that if they want that news dispensed on a big platform, they knew where to go with it. And so somebody there was kind enough to keep me in mind, like, anybody on NFL story shot me the news. And now we're waiting for spring to get here. And I don't think the message is hit Indianapolis yet.

Definitely not.

You know that WOJ is going to have a guy in punks at honey next.

Cool. You know, I'm good with that. Woj. I love WoJ. He's all over things. I love information. I love stories.

I love how much you love information.

Do you and WoJ ever sit down? Because it's very few people that you can relate to.

Let me say this.

Yeah.

WOJ knows me. I would say, well, professionally speaking, better than my wife.

Yeah.

And it's not close.

Whoa. I didn't know you guys were an item. Damn.

We can understand. Exactly.

Yeah.

Like, he'll call me sometimes, like, God, I'm working on this trade. I'm waiting for this, waiting for that. And sometimes I can say, do this or do that. Or sometimes I'll just say, hey, you just got to wait now. And I know what he's feeling. I know what he's going through. I've been through the things that he's been through. He's been through the things I've been through. We go through them at various points of the year. And I love getting a text from WOJ. We'll be like, God, I'm waiting on one right now.

Right? Yeah. That feeling. Is that the best feeling?

By the, like, we also talk about the business, what it's like. Talk about life at ESPN. Talk about, how long can you do.

Ooh, how long can you do this?

As long as you can do it. As long as it'll have you.

But do you feel yourself slowing down at all? Have you had a moment in the last year where you're like, old chef, you would have had that?

No, that's not how I feel. I still love the information. Like, I was going after the groundhog.

Yeah.

I was going hard after him, and nothing was going to stand in my way.

Your fingers getting slower. At what age do you hit your prime as an insider?

That's a great question.

Yeah, great question.

Thank you. I think it just changes. I think what happens over time is you care less about some of the smaller things and you recognize a lot of the noise that's just out there. And I don't really care about that noise. Like the other day when Peter King retired, he said something I put down on my phone because I thought it was very interesting.

I broke the news of big cat. I thought he would cry.

You thought he'd cry?

Yeah.

Really? Why is that?

Well, he told me that King died, so. But he didn't.

He didn't die.

Fortunately, no.

But he basically had enough. But he said something. He wrote one line in the column and I'm looking for. Because I wrote it down.

You wrote it down? That's plagiarism, Adam.

You could copy and paste.

Yeah, it's in my phone. I'm just looking for right now. Hold on 1 second here.

Get us or something. Again. Remember, Lamar, I'm on my alert right now. Alert. No, you didn't bring any of your lackeys. Although Stephen Shay could compromise.

He wrote, the media has been conditioned to keep throwing logs in the fire day after day after day when absolutely nothing is happening. I'm thrilled to not contribute to that anymore.

Yeah, no, it's true. When you have a lull or a dead period, there's the natural inclination to be like, well, something's got to happen. I got to report something.

And I don't really care about that. He talked about he had no interest in the head coach hiring cycle. I couldn't be more interested.

You're right.

Free agency couldn't be more interested. We'll get past the draft and there'll be throwing camps and conditioning camps and.

Otas that you're not.

Interest level. Not real high.

Yeah, it's interesting because the last couple of years, I feel like when you're talking about throwing logs on a fire, the discussion has always. We're just like, let's talk about Dak again. Let's see, where are we at with Dac?

Dak is Dural, but I feel like.

Dura elite is what we should call him because we're always having that discussion. But I feel like this season is actually the time where it is interesting to talk about Dak and his contract and what the Cowboys are going to be doing with it. So I'm going to use this as an opportunity to ask you, is Dak Prescott going to sign an extension this year with Dallas Cowboys or is he going to be a free agent.

I think they have to get something done with him. I mean, he's got a 59 and a half million dollar cap number. They want to get a big deal done with CD Lamb. They want to get a big deal done with Micah Parsons. They want to upgrade their roster. Jerry Jones himself has said they're all in. Well, how can you be all in if your quarterback is taking up that much of the cap, right? And by the way, if you don't get it done with him, then after the season you can't tag him, right? So he could just leave.

Dak also say, like, I don't want to sign an extension. I want.

But I think he's got too much love and respect for the organization. Although there have been some mixed messages.

Coming out of his camp from his brother.

Yeah, well, from both sides even. We're like, was that a shot? We're only going to go as far as Dak takes us. Yeah, well, so he didn't take you past the packers in the divisional round. I don't know. It was kind of weird to me he said that. So in a way I felt like Dak was being called out, and I don't know how that's going to impact the talks, but to me, they have to get something done with him. They have to.

Yeah. So you mentioned something there, the coaching cycle that you're very interested in. Why did Mike Vrabel and Bill Belichick not get jobs?

Well, Mike Vrabel, I think, would have gotten the Chargers job if Jim Harbaugh had gotten onto the plane to go to Atlanta because I think Jim would have had a decent chance to get the Falcons, which obviously one move, Domino's impacts another. And I think Vrabel had a great interview with the Chargers and they really liked him and it just was one of those things. It just didn't go his way in this cycle. I think the fact that he's out there, the fact that Bill is out there, I think it speeds up the coaching firing cycle next season when teams are ordinarily making moves. We get to thanksgiving usually. Sometimes there's a move that's made early in the year. One stray firing. Oh, Carolina fired Frank Reich. But usually teams wait till after thanksgiving and then they start trickling in. I think it wouldn't shock me if we started getting stuff like late October, early November, because teams want to go talk to Vrabel. They want to go talk to Belichick. I mean, Pete Carroll's still out there. He should be in that conversation with the attitude he has. But Vrabel, I think, came close in Los Angeles.

Belichick came close in Atlanta. At one point, people thought it was going to happen, and I think that there were just different factions and different groups and some people wanted him and then other people who didn't wound up prevailing. He doesn't get the Atlanta job. There were conversations with Washington at one point. It didn't happen. Washington was going to go in a different direction. They did talk to him, so it just didn't happen. And I think when you look at some of the openings, I think these teams weren't looking for those kinds of guys this cycle.

Right.

But we'll get seven, eight, nine openings next year again. And I would think with the stature of these guys and their accomplishments, they'll be top of the list and I think they'll be in play next year.

Okay, one more coaching question is going to hurt me. Did the Bears ever even reach out to Jim Harbaugh?

I don't believe they did.

God damn it.

I don't believe he was in play there, and I think he was chargers, falcons.

I sent him the video, too, of the video I made. Like, sometimes you got to go back to move forward of him and bears stuff.

And what did it do?

He said that was a great video. That's all he said. He said, that's a very nice video.

I don't talk about another man's job.

Yeah, that hurts. Okay, so Belichick and Vrabel, you would say if you had to guess right now, 100% they get a job.

I would never say 100%, but I like both their chances.

Okay, 100%.

It wasn't because variable is too big. You don't think Varable is too physically.

Intimidating to ask the fan about that.

My idea is that there should be a Rooney rule for fat guys where every offseason owners have to interview at least one fat head coach.

Yeah, if variable is too big, I'm surprised that I haven't been under consideration for head coach. Pft would fit right in.

I'd be top of the list.

Yeah.

You guys get fired in September for me?

Yeah. 5758. Like, we're ready to take if that's the qualification. All right, we can do if we're.

Going to come in guns blazing. I think you got shorter because I walked in this room and I was like, oh, I think I'm taller than you.

Maybe I grew.

I might have grown over the last year chapter. You never know.

It's possible. Listen, I'm at the age where I start shrinking. Like, my dad, when I stand next to him now, I notice, like, every time he was at eye level and now he's down to my chin.

It's weird. This is a really cute combo between the two of you.

Listen, we get it, big cat. You don't feel our pain.

No, I don't.

You sit up there in your treetops and you're born on third base. Act like you hit a triple because you hit the genetic lottery. This builds character.

Being shorter, men should be over 6ft. I'll say it.

And you know what? I'm going to blame my parents, right? Like, short parents. And it was at a day and age where my parents, my mom smokes cigarettes. My dad smokes. Like, they're smoking, drinking.

They stunted you. Absolutely. You could have been a varsity athlete.

I could have been dunking. I could have disqualified myself for any of these NFL coaching openings that I'm now in consideration for Sheffield.

I got a question for you about mock drafts, because the mock draft, that's.

Another thing that I have no use for.

So the mock draft industry, it's become a cottage industry. Stephen Che is our, what, second ranked lieutenant demoted.

You actually broke that news when he got his.

But I.

And it hurt me. Yeah, it hurt me to do.

It hurt all of us.

Yeah. Some stories, they cut to the bone, right? That one did.

It brings me no pleasure to report that I've demoted.

Exactly.

But if you had to, if you were to put together, like, the Adam Schefter mock top five with the information that you have because you swim in information, I think you could be, like, the best mock draft compiler of all time.

There are some years where you feel like you can get a lot of the picks, and there are other years that something happens that just upsets the apple cart and kind of throws things into chaos. So I think there are some years that I would be fairly accurate and other years, like a lot of people, not as accurate. I just think that those exercises are so hard. That's why I don't put much credence. They're fun to look at. Like, you could look at a mock draft over and over, like eating pizza. It's all good. But some of them, again, if there's one trade and one guy goes, that just changes everything.

Or if the Raiders reach like they do every year, it just changes everything.

There have been times where there will be people that call you from teams, hey, give me your top 15 picks. There were some years that were big, other years not as big.

So this year, Caleb Williams is a bear. Can we announce that right now?

Go ahead.

Okay.

I'm not going to stop.

Caleb Williams is a bear. Where is Justin Fields going to go? That's the question. I'm sure you're working on it right now. Because right now it does feel like they're going to make the trade before maybe free agency.

Well, it was amazing. Yeah, Ryan, polls couldn't have been more transparent about that. Like, we want to get this done before free agency begins. What's interesting to me is that they're going to be moves that are made right. Like Kirk Cousins is a free agent. Does he go back to Minnesota? And what if he doesn't? Baker Mayfield is a free agent. Does he go back to Tampa or does he not? These moves impact others. So then if one of these teams happened to lose a quarterback, would they then be more apt to go trade for Justin Fields? But the bears want to get it wrapped up as a courtesy to Fields.

Yeah.

Which, and again, what if they don't get the compensation that they want?

What is the compensation?

Well, what are you hearing? Well, I think it's pretty simple. Ryan Poles, the Bears general manager, worked in Kansas City at the time that they traded for Alex Smith. They traded two twos to the 49 ers for Alex Smith. Sam Darnold, to me, when you talk to people, might be the most relevant compensation comparison. The jets traded him to the Panthers in 21, I believe it was, and it was for a six that year and a four and a two the next year. So three picks, okay. A two, four and six. And I think that the Justin Fields compensation is somewhere between what Alex Smith got and what Sam Darnold brought.

So like a second and two and a five, a two and a two.

And a three, something like that. But here's the problem, or the issue. Who's the team that's doing right?

Right.

Like Atlanta might have some interest, might not. I think it's got some interest in some other quarterbacks, too. Is Pittsburgh going to do that when they still want to give Mitchell Trubisky a chance or they're going to give up Kenny Pickett? You mean Kenny Pickett? Yeah, Kenny Pickett. Mitch Trubisky moved up front.

I think he's out of. Yeah.

Are they going to give up the compensation? And then is there another, like, who else outside Atlanta and Pittsburgh do you think would be main Players for Justin Fields?

Maybe Denver?

No, Russ is gone.

What are they going to do with Russ?

Yeah, I think they move on from Russ. I mean, Sean Payne just read between the lines, right?

Yeah. You don't even have to read between the lines.

I think it's just saying Sean Payne's lines are like, he holds up three fingers in a straight line and then he takes the first two down.

Yeah.

Read between those lines. He's gone.

Well, he had that good line about, he saw the meme out there, Broncos fan wearing a jersey and all, the quarterback, we got to make sure we don't get the next one. Like he talked about the next, you know, you're already talking about the next quarterback. Well, you still got a quarterback.

But you don't think that the Broncos are in the Justin Fields market?

I don't.

So it's a limited amount of teams.

Again, what other teams? We're brainstorming here.

Okay.

We're trying to help your franchise, big cat. Right?

Yeah.

What other teams could we think of.

That can see patriots, although they have a top three. That would be interesting.

That would be very interesting. Is that a real thing or is that just you trying to.

No.

We'Re just doing a thought exercise here.

Yeah. We're trying to help out the Bears to see what other teams could conceivably step up for Justin Fields. And so, by the way, what if the Steelers aren't willing to trade that? And what if the Falcons aren't willing to? Then what are you doing?

We're fucked.

Well, now you got to wait for free agency and to see some of the other movements. So that, to me, like, we go into every season and there's always a big question, and I can't think going into this offseason, what's any more interesting than the Bears at one? We assume they will take Caleb Williams if everything goes well, and then you would assume they'd move on from Justin Fields and where he goes.

Yeah.

So it's two quarterbacks, two teams. We'll see how it shakes out.

The Las Vegas Raiders, would they be in the market?

Ooh, interesting.

It is interesting. Anything's possible. I don't know. I don't know. I haven't heard them. But that's my point. Whether it's the Raiders or some other team. Like, what about the Seahawks? They keep being non committal on Justin Field, on Gino Smith. I don't think they're a team, but there's going to be a team. There are, with most of these situations that all of a sudden just pops in that you weren't expecting that team to be in play for this player, and maybe it's the Raiders. I'm trying to think like who?

So I guess it's not the Cardinals, right? Because the Cardinals put out that really strange tweet the other day that just said, like, there's our franchise quarterback. It seems like that you don't just fire that tweet off if you have a franchise quarterback, right? That's them letting him know. Like, hey, maybe they just tried to do a trade. It didn't work out, but we're committed to you now. What'd you just get?

What, did you just answer your phone?

Just little text popping in. Just making sure that fields isn't traded.

While we're doing this conversation, read the text.

Who texted you?

Tell us who texted you. NFC or AFC?

Neither. Right? Warmer.

Oh, there we Vincent.

But the Cardinals are firmly in on Kyler. Was there any talk at all about Kyler Murray's future with that organization?

I think it was them, like, just announcing to the world because there have been so much speculation about them moving on from Kyler, them getting a top pick, them being in play for Caleb Williams, even though they turned out to be a little bit better than that and played themselves out of the number one pick, people wondering about Kyler's future. There were all these discussions, all this conversation, and I think it was just them planting a flag and saying, this is our franchise. We got our franchise quarter.

I thought it was like if a husband or a boyfriend comes home and they just have flowers for no reason, the wife's like, wait a second, what'd you do wrong? Like, that tweet just came out of nowhere. Tyler's probably, huh?

Right? There was no need.

Yeah.

To announce anything.

Okay.

Yeah. So maybe. Maybe they were meeting with the Bears privately about Justin Fields. And before anybody could report that, while other reporters were distracted with punk Satani Phil, they figured we should just plant our flag and say, here's our franchise quarterback.

You know what you should do? The last hill for you to climb as a reporter. You should announce the election this year.

You know what?

Yeah.

RFK Jr.

If Steve Kornaki could come into our world, then why can't we go into his world?

Yeah, that's a good point. Yeah. The numbers freak on Sunday Night Football.

Yeah. Looks like Roan.

I think Tuesday night in November. I think you have to.

That's the only way Stephen Che will find out who's the next president. You might have to text him personally because he doesn't get any news. It's not Schefter news. That's a fact.

We got to report precincts before anybody.

Else does find out about Ukraine and Russia for like three months. He's like, Schefter hasn't talked about it. Yeah, who's the ghost of don't my.

Notifications didn't send anything.

How pumped were you when you broke the Aaron Rodgers news live on air? Was that a highlight of the last year because you got the reactions? I think it was, mina.

Well, the funny thing was the reactions. It became this permanent little picture that's taken, like, all these facial reactions. And I got in the text on the compensation on air. So when I said that it included the jets one, that's when everybody went nuts. I'm like, hold on, hold on. Because I didn't have time to process it the way I should have. I didn't deliver it the right way.

Right.

I should have said, okay, here's the deal. The jets are getting Rogers and this, but they're giving up that. But it's happening in live tv. That's live tv for you. So as soon as I said the jets won, that's when you know, you would have thought that, yeah, it's crazy.

What's up with Rogers? Is he going to be fully healthy? I mean, the whole Achilles thing, like him saying he was going to be back. I actually think he did the Jets a disservice because they never thought about something else because they're like, well, maybe he'll be back. Strung him along a little bit and had Zach Wilson play the rest of the year.

Well, the plan was to have Zach Wilson in bubble wrap, not have to play at all, and let him grow and learn. And if you remember back to hard knocks, how Zach Wilson reacted around Aaron Rodgers, right. He was soaking up everything that he was saying. It's unfortunate for him that he got thrown into the fire again because that was not the plan. So it would have been great if they had a quarterback like a Gardner minshew that they could have turned to when Rogers went. They didn't plan for that.

Right?

And I remember being at that game that night and I had this conversation, where'd I see him? Christopher Johnson, the Jets owner. We do the pregame show for Monday Night Football. We're on the field. Aaron Rodgers runs out with the flag. It was a lot of adrenaline, a lot of emotion. Couldn't wait to see what was going to happen. Go back into the truck and Rodgers goes down. And you knew it was not your run of the mill injury. So I'm like, okay, I was supposed to go home at the end of the first quarter, get out of there and I stayed behind. I went outside the jets locker room. I remember seeing Christopher Johnson walking in. I'm like, what's the deal? He goes, I don't know. I don't know. Where did I see him recently? Where would I have seen him? I said, you knew when you passed me, right. He said, oh, yeah, I was with Aaron the entire time, and everybody was just so devastated by that night and the circumstances surrounding it, and the team never recovered from it. I remember I stayed around to do the post game show and Scott Van Pelt show, and I remember jet fans, they were happy they won the game.

I'm like, why are you happy? It's over. It doesn't matter that they won. I don't think people grasp the magnitude of it immediately.

Yeah. How much they built around Aaron Rodgers.

And how he was the, and, and I thought maybe they were in denial, that maybe. Okay, it wasn't going to be a ruptured Achilles, which it was. So, yeah, it was a night that changed the season for the jets and the jets luck.

Yeah.

And then with the back and forth that they had with Wilson, Tim Boyle. You remember they put in Tim Boyle for a spark.

This it.

Was it salah making all those decisions, or was that coming from upstairs?

Oh, I don't think it's coming from upstairs. I mean, he's the coach of the team. I think he probably decides on the quarterback. You'd have to think that. No, I don't think he's telling him who to play. I think he's doing what's best for the team. Again, I come back to the fact that it's unfortunate that they had to put Zach out there because I don't think that was the plan. And I still think that guy's got talent. But with that position, it's got to be harnessed and harvested the right way or these guys wind up crashing and burning before they have a chance to become quarterbacks. And that's what happened to him this year. And now he's going to get traded somewhere else or sign on somewhere else, and we'll see if he could develop into the kind of guy that they thought he was when they drafted him. Was it two overall?

So based off the Aaron Rodgers thing, we're big grass guys. We support grass. Is the league going to smoking it.

Or playing on it?

Smoking it and playing on it. Is the league hearing the players when they say, hey, we don't want to play on this turf anymore? Is there anything that's going to happen that they're maybe taking steps to be like, yeah, we should get back to playing on grass more often than not.

That has been out there for how long? Players have always wanted to play on grass.

Right. But it feels like it's gaining a little bit more traction. Yeah. With the jets injuries, with some of.

The concussions, Metlife Stadium, and they won't like it, but, I mean, there have been some bad injuries on that field. Yes, there just have been. That field makes me nervous.

Yeah. But it does feel like a little bit more momentum. Is the league just like, we don't care. We're playing on what we play?

Well, they're playing the World cup, right?

Yeah. They're putting in grass for that. It can't be done. Right. Yeah. So that's what I'm saying. Is the league at least hearing this, or is it now? We don't care because it is always that weird thing where the league will talk about player safety, but then when it comes to action, it can sometimes be very different.

Well, I haven't heard a conversation about going away from field turf fields in general, but to me it should be pretty simple that if they're going to put grass in that stadium for the World cup game, just leave the grass. Just leave it there. And I don't care if it's dying out in the winter. I don't care if they got to paint it the way they did in Cleveland. Paint the grass green, like, whatever you got. It's, to me, preferable to play on that rather than the other stuff that has led to some unfortunate injuries.

The Bengals and I think the Vikings, maybe they had the split turf field and they got away from that. So there's no more of the split turf anymore. I think some teams are true.

Yeah.

We know everything about the graph, clearly.

Did we ever get a conclusion to sodgate in the Super bowl two years ago?

They replaced the turf. It sounded like the week or two before. Sort of like the 49 ers practice facility.

Yeah.

The sod father added again.

Yeah, that was sod. Controversy cost the Eagles a Super bowl.

Both involving the Chiefs. Interesting.

Interesting.

How scripted was the NFL this year for Taylor Swift to be at the Super bowl and to be hugging and smooching, rubbing Travis Kelsey's belly?

It was a hell of a script. I mean, I read it in the preseason.

Yeah.

And I couldn't believe the twists and turns that it was going to take.

Yeah.

You knew, though. You knew the second they got together.

It's like, okay, Chiefs, this is where it's going. That's easy. Are the Chiefs bad for football?

A good question.

Thank you.

Were the Patriots bad for football?

Some may say they're bad for every other.

That's the next. That's the next conversation. Once a team establishes a dynasty, we then naturally have to go with, are they bad for football?

To me, when you get to watch a guy like Patrick Mahomes, who's in the prime of his career, entering the prime of his career, might not even be there yet. That's great. You get one of these all time players. I don't know when that's ever bad. Now it's bad for the rest of the league. Like, I would not want to be a coach in the AFC west.

Yeah.

Like Jim Harbaugh, Sean Payton. They took those jobs. You take those jobs at your own peril because you got to face that guy for the next dozen years. That's brutal. That is good luck unseeding him and all the quarterbacks in the mean. There was an opportunity this year for somebody to take this step forward. Can you imagine betting the Ravens at the beginning of the season to win the Super bowl? Fuck you. And then not hedging that?

No, fuck you.

I'm not kidding.

You. You know way too much shefter. God damn it. God damn it. Would never be me.

There was an opportunity for Lamar Jackson and the Ravens. They literally didn't cash in on.

Imagine shefter if somebody did that also with the Bills at the same time.

Listen, I bet on the Chiefs in the Super bowl and I made it. All right?

Yeah.

Could you imagine betting on Brock Purdy against Patrick Mahomes?

Can you imagine back to back years doing the Eagles one year, then the.

Ravens the next again? I bet the Chiefs in the Super bowl. Unlike some people in this.

Wow.

Listen, this is.

Can you imagine?

We're not supposed to talk about gambling.

The NFL is above gambling.

We should move on from this line of question.

Can you imagine not hedging and then not hedging again the next year?

No, I can't. So much money.

I can't imagine at all.

I can't imagine it at all. Can we talk about the Bills, though?

Can we talk about Josh Allen and the Bills? I feel like they're good enough. They should be good enough to compete and win a Super bowl for whatever reason, just keeps not happening to them. I think that reason has a lot to do with, obviously. How much was there any conversation in Buffalo after the season was over about making any drastic changes at all?

Not that I'm aware of. I mean, to me, they're entering the season, they're close. They're close. And again, they had the chance this year. You got the Chiefs in Buffalo. That's what makes it so hard for them that the opportunity was right there for them. It was right there for all these teams. Like Joe Burrows out. The Chiefs were down for a little while. The Bills were at home and none of these teams took advantage of it, much to your point.

At home, you know, it's mean. Patrick Mahomes like, you're not going to.

Get that many chances correct.

The window is there, especially going into the season when we talked about Aaron Rodgers and Justin Herbert and Joe Burrow and all these guys, and it's like you get three of those guys have massive injuries and it's still Patrick.

I think if you're the bills, honestly, you just got to keep knocking on the door and hope that one of those like, just ask all the people that played against Michael Jordan what it was like every year that they didn't get to win the NBA championship, whether it was who played in the east.

Patrick comes right to it's the, we've, we've said it. Patrick Mahomes, the part where he's become the new Patriots is that he is going to steal Super Bowls from some all time quarterbacks that they're Philip Rivers or like even thinking Peyton Manning probably would have had more than just two. And all these guys who are great, great quarterbacks and their resume just isn't the same because they had Tom Brady in their era.

He's going to change legacies, other quarterbacks and other franchises because he's going to be that good and win that many Super Bowls. He already has. And it's not like he's going away, right? He's just going to keep doing that kind of thing.

He's so good. He's stealing joy from all these other cities, too. Imagine how much better life in Buffalo would be right now if Patrick Mahomes was not.

Imagine how much better life would be in Baltimore and Chicago, right?

Yeah. Well, don't have to do that. They draft already put that to better. So here's another team that's got the joy stolen from them, the San Francisco 49 ers. Where are they at a crossroads? Or is it because they have been so good for this five year stretch where going to two Super Bowls, another NFC championship or another two NFC championship games. They've been right on the cusp. What is it? I don't think it's Brock Purdy, but is there a question?

Is it, you know, what's amazing, they have their guardian, Spencer Burford, in overtime, and he goes the wrong way, block goes the wrong way, and time out.

And he also had kittle not on.

The field on that play where Spencer Burford went the wrong way. Brandon Ayuk was the primary option, and the guy covering Brandon Ayuk fell. He fell. Brandon iuke is wide open for a touchdown. Jawan Jennings is open for a touchdown. Brock Purdy doesn't have the time because the other lineman came in and that's how close. That's the margin. Like, if he just goes extra point. And I flew out here to Indy with this guy. I was saying to some of your coworkers here, I sat next to this guy named Simon, who works for. Why am I drawing a blank on the name of the company? Track. What's the company that tracks the golf balls?

Trackman.

Trackman.

Trackman. Golf zone.

No, it's not golf, it's trackman.

Golf zone's better, though.

Trackman. This guy works for Trackman. He tracks NFL kicks. We were talking about that. And he went into the. There are certain teams that employ him and he scouts kicks and what they're doing.

Horrible existence.

Hold on.

Watching kicks over and over.

He tried out for the Dallas Cowboys a couple of years ago. He kicked in college, small college. Simon. I forget his last name. Anyway, he calls up the dad on Jake Moody, and he goes through, like, all his extra points, and he's like, ideally, you want to be above 10ft on all your extra points. And he showed a few of them where he was at, like nine, seven. Most of them were above 12ft. And these teams hire this guy as a consultant to say to the kicker, hey, you need a little bit more trajectory on your extra point, which you ordinarily would think, well, what's the value in that?

Right?

Well, the value in it may have.

Been a world title, right?

This is the best sales pitch I could ever give to Simon, who I met on my plane flying out of here from track, man. But he had all the dad on Jake Moon. I said to the 49 ers, aren't they one of the teams you work for? He said, no, brutal. He was a little shaky all season. Yeah, he was. But people forget he did make two over 50. He did.

He hit some big kicks in college for Michigan.

He was a great kicker and they took him high. And he was inconsistent this year, but he was great in the Super bowl, other than he set the record.

He held the all time record for longest field goal for about like ten minutes.

Yeah. I also noticed you haven't apologized for Michigan cheating.

Yeah, no, I have not, and I will not.

Oh, okay. I respect that. Are you a little upset that Jim Harbaugh is gone? Because it does feel like that was an incredible run that he's been on. Beating Ohio State three years in a row, national title. Maybe you're going back to the.

Well, let me say this. I'm a big Sharon Moore fan.

Okay.

I love that guy. I think he's going to be great. And I don't view it like that. To me, I look at like, next man up. Sharon Moore deserves this. He's worked for this, the program. I think Jim has left it in.

A spot where, you know, get a ton of. Yeah, yeah, exactly.

I think that they'll be still very strong. And Jim wanted to go to the. He wanted to go to the NFL. He was going to go at some point.

He went at the perfect time.

And there are more and more college coaches that seem to want to go to the NFL. Like, he was going. I had this argument with my friends. I'm like, they're like, he's going to stay. In fact, I remember the day. Very funny. I'm on a group text chain with my college buddies, and one of my college buddies text me that his son just saw something, that Jim Harbaugh is debating a new extension from Michigan. And I was waiting at that moment for the call that it was done with the Chargers. And my heart's like pounding as I'm waiting for this call. And I like, stop. And like, whoa, whoa. Maybe he could stop. Just stop. Okay. He's not going back.

I know.

And I said, stay tuned. And within another hour, the deal got done with the Chargers. He was in LA. He wasn't going back to Ann Arbor. And obviously the son of one of my college roommates, I would hope that they would turn to me more than they would turn to him from.

Yes. Yes.

Did you cry when Michigan beat Ohio State? When Sharon Moore cried?

No, that was Penn State.

And that was the first game of his.

Did you cry when you're like, they did it. They did it for coach.

No, listen, I'm good with all that, all the emotion. I don't love the f word on national tv.

Oh, no. Prude. Wait, what about. Okay, talk about crying. Honestly, do any of these teams scouting here in the combine for Indy, do they care that Caleb Williams cried? Because I think they might.

Hold on. Let's say there are 31 teams that do care.

I know the Bears.

Does it matter?

No. I know, but do you think that that actually matters at all in terms of NFL teams?

No.

Okay. I think it'll live.

By the way, if he's your quarter, do you care?

No, I don't care. I'm like, that's. I'll start crying whenever he wants me to. I'll cry on command. I'm just saying, I still think there's a little bit, there's at least one guy in every room who's like, hey, he, yeah, what's up with, you know.

He'S in touch with his feelings and he's going to be the Bears quarterback.

I love that he cried, and then.

Every other team, every other team will be like, that guy cried. He's a loser after they don't get him.

Yeah, that's how it works. Exactly.

It becomes a negative if you don't.

Get the know, the funny thing is maybe it becomes like one of those things during the draft process that comes out and it's like some team driving the narrative, like, yeah, Caleb Williams cry baby.

Oh, we're in. We're in full Caleb Williams bashing mode because that's all that's left. Like, there's nothing. When you get to a point in the combine draft cycle where it's like, here's what the number one pick is. It's just going to all be negative.

I had Drake May on my podcast last week. I said to him, the next two months, get ready for no reason, for your stock to go up one day and your stock to go down the next.

Pick you apart. It sucks.

It'll come out. Drake may can't throw on the run or without whatever it is.

The s two cognition test.

Yeah, there you go.

Are those guys still in business.

Right now?

They got to be right.

The thing is that there are a lot of teams that would turn to that company and they would lean on that information. It would kind of supplement all the other work, and that's what it would do. But there was teams that I think put some credence into it.

Interesting.

And could it ever have been more wrong on one guy ever?

Counterpoint? Bryce Young ordered the scallops when we went to dinner with the owner of the Panthers with.

Yep.

That's why Tepper liked him.

Bryce Young kind of outweighs. Bryce Young tested off the charts.

Off the charts.

Off the. That's. That's hard if you're the Panthers and you made that trade and, yeah, it's bad. And I like to tease the owner. His wife was a big CJ Stroud person. Oh, is she really? She likes CJ Stroud.

She's a big Ernest and Julio Gallo fan, too.

So I got a couple more questions, because Stephen Chay has some questions, too. Real quick. You mentioned your podcast. Know it from Adam. No.

That would change. Name a long time.

Yeah. That was the worst podcast name of all time. Actually, it's something you and Che have in common. Che once had a show called.

Is it still called.

He had a show called Surf and Turf. That was a football podcast. Yeah, surf and turf.

Surf and turf for a podcast.

For a football podcast.

Why was it called Surf and Turf?

There's no reason. Because talking to mic, we changed it.

To the Adam Schefter podcast.

Okay. That makes more sense. Surf and turf. Who's on it?

Plain and simple.

Who's on the Adam Schefter podcast?

You guys. I need to get you guys on.

Yeah, no, I'm. A note from Adam guy. We were on that show. That show rocked. Yeah, that show rocked. My other question is, Steven brought this up on the way you. I think we've talked about this, but do you miss driving at. You don't. You're not allowed to drive. I thought ESPN banned you from driving. They took away your license.

I drive. You know who would like to ban me from driving? My wife and my daughter, because I'll be in the car. I'll get a text. You want to see arguments? You want to see somebody get pissed off? Would you stop that?

But you do have a driver, for the most part, because of the news.

No. I know when I would be going to Bristol, okay? I'd have the driver to go to Bristol, but I don't go to Bristol all that much during the season. It's Sunday morning, so, no, I drive. I drive myself everywhere. Although at certain times of the year, it's probably best off to have somebody drive you. And I look forward to my daughter. She does getting her license.

She could be your driver.

She could be the driver.

Yeah.

I got one thing about the commanders real quick, then we'll let Chay ask some questions. First of all, I would like for you to get on board with the rebrand of that coaches graphic that you always like to put out to include Raheem Morris, right?

Yeah.

So what we need to do with that? We need to include Raheem Morris on it. We need to include Dan Quinn on it and rebrand it as, look at all these ex Falcons head coach or Falcons coaches that are now head coaches somewhere else in the league. That way, it's not the 2013 Redskins anymore.

Can I do that? Done.

It's the Falcons coaching staff that's spread out.

That graphic of all those by now. It's almost cliched, right?

Yes.

Did you know that? It feels, you know, it's like Matthew Stafford and Crenshaw went to the same high school. We know the coaches by. Yeah, we know. We've heard it time and time again.

Just when that comes across your desk, make sure that those are Falcons coaches that are now elsewhere in the league, not Redskins coaches.

Yeah.

So Kyle Shanahan, Dan Quinn, Raheemar's back in Atlanta.

Yeah. Lafleur.

Mike McDaniel. Yeah, you're right. Okay. We'll rebrand it.

Thank you.

I appreciate it.

And then my other question, what are the commanders going to do at number two?

They go quarterback. The question is they do Jaden Daniels or Drake may new people don't know what they're thinking yet. I need a little bit of time before I give you that answer.

Okay.

I don't mean to ride the fence on you, but these guys haven't had their pro days yet. They haven't had their 30 visits yet. They haven't taken the s two.

Yeah, I put a lot of stock in that one. I think the Texans leaked the s two thing. Panthers wouldn't draft.

Yeah.

The interesting thing is, what if the Houston Texans had the number one overall pick? What would they have done?

They would get a shitload of picks for it.

No, they would have gotten.

Don't know.

You mean last year if they had.

The number one pick and they had their choice?

Yeah. It worked out. Bryce Young, lovey Smith winning that last game with Davis Mills going to two works out for a reason.

Everybody was all over Lovey Smith.

I know, right?

And it was the great thing that he ever could have done for the Texans organization.

He set them up, they won the.

Game, they fell back in the draft, and they wound up getting CJ. That's what you never know.

It's true. All right, so rowback question. Rhoback.com promo code take 20% off your first purchase. Qzips, polos, hoodies, joggers, shorts. Go to rowback.com right now. Use promo code takey at 20% off. Rowback question is going to be given to Steven Che. So Steven Che is a chefter. I think he's your number one fan. I think he's your number one fan. Che, would you like to ask some questions?

Absolutely, yes.

So it's very cool to get all these nuggets of things.

Very cool.

You have more intel about the NFL than probably any living person, especially, like, behind the scenes stuff.

Is this a question or you're just sucking them?

Jay Glazer.

So what is maybe a piece of news that never came to light that would be the ultimate butterfly effect moment.

For Des Bryant tape.

Butterfly.

Des Bryant tape.

Like, if this one small thing had happened, like, know, throwing Brandon iuke, the NFL landscape would be totally different right.

Now because it could be if the Texans had. That's a perfect example. Right? If the Texans had lost that game and gotten the number one pick in that draft, if that had happened, I think they might have taken Bryce Young.

Yeah.

And I don't know if they would have traded the pick, which means Chicago wouldn't have Caleb Williams, which means they wouldn't be shopping Justin Fields this year.

So it's a big one.

There are a whole host of. I got more for you. Here's a great one that pertains to the Super bowl this year that we talked about a little bit on Sunday countdown, but I didn't deliver it the right way.

Seems like a lot of that's going around with you. Schefter. Seems like old Schefter would have delivered.

The draft where the 49 ers in 2017 had the second overall pick. Initially, Patrick Mahomes was in that draft.

Okay.

They didn't do any work on him. Yeah, they didn't do any work on him because they thought the following offseason, Kirk Cousins was leaving Washington. Hold on, hold on. This gets better and better. So Kirk Cousins is leaving Washington. They thought that he would want to be there. They would want him there. And it's a layup, so there's no reason to do any real work on the quarterbacks in the 2017 draft. So why do you need to work on Patrick Mahomes with Deshaun Watson when you know you're going to get Kirk Cousins? Well, what happens is New England calls up San Francisco that Halloween. It's like, hey, we got to move on from Jimmy Garoppolo. Just give us a two. Really? Well, they do that, so that blows up the Kirk Cousins plan. But back to that draft in 2017, the only quarterback that they did extensive work on, that they wound up trading up for in the third round, they moved up to take CJ Bethard. And when CJ Bethard left after four years and signed with Jacksonville, the 49 ers got a compensatory 7th round draft pick. Oh, and with that compensatory 7th round draft pick that they got from the draft, in which they bypassed Patrick Mahomes.

They took Brock Purdy.

That's better than. That's such a beautiful story. That is a great story. That's a great answer. Damn.

Another question I have. Just because you are in such the. You have to be on your p's and Q's because you word all your own tweets, right?

Yeah.

Easy to do.

Wow.

How do you feel about that?

That's super impressive.

Every word that comes out of my.

Mouth, I say, by the way, speaking of which, what happened with the Chiefs versus commanders in the Super bowl? Well, yeah, I thought for a second, Adam, fake news over there. You're losing a step.

Yeah, well, you know what? I knew that I'd be making my annual appearance here. I wanted to get. I figured, you know what? It would overshadow the news of him signing his contract. I was giving PFP cover that week to have people mock me, to deflect the attention that he should have gotten for his new contract being signed Super Bowl.

I appreciate that, Adam. For a second, I did think that the commanders were in the Super bowl for, like, half a second, and it made me realize that there's a big market out there. If somebody just wants to create an alternate reality NFL magazine and have photoshops of the commanders in the Super bowl or whatever shitty team you root for, people would read that.

You know what happened that night? I was trying to help you out, and I also happened to be dealing at that time with my daughter and trying to get her situated for Super bowl week and the stuff she was doing for Nickelodeon. And it was a lot going on.

You just say Vegas.

All right, we're taking Stephen Chase. Question time. Go ahead. Sorry, we had to get.

You're probably the guy that the most people have Twitter notifications for, so I want to peel back the onion a little bit. Who does shefty have Twitter notifications on for?

Question.

I got WoJ. Yeah, I got field. Yates. I got Jeff. I'm very supportive of my team.

So, wait, did you take off the notifications? Diana Rossini when she left ESPN.

We love Diana.

You didn't answer the question.

We love Diana.

Okay. All right. I like that. You're out of the family now.

We had a chain going. It's actually pretty funny. We had a chain going, a text chain with certain people at ESPN, Jeff Darlington Field, Yates, myself, a couple of our bosses, producers. Diana was brought into that chain last Super bowl, and I was made. She was the first woman to join the chain.

She broke the chain gang.

And then when she left, we had to start a new chain.

That's brutal.

Like, right in and out.

Yeah.

Turned her back on you real fast.

All right, so who else? Notifications? That's about it, yeah. Okay. Another question, Jay. Good question.

I'll end on this one. Is that you talked about, I think it was last Super bowl, how you went out with Diana and Dan Rolowski and had a bunch of margaritas and had, like, a fun day. I want to know what is a walk me through a perfect, fun chefy Saturday, because all we see is news breaking.

This is the stalker stuff. Very fun. And please give us addresses, too, of where you'll be, what a normal chefy Saturday looks like.

Wow. Like, where do I even go with that?

So you wake up.

Yeah.

What do you eat for breakfast?

I've had the same breakfast every day since COVID began.

What was it? What is it?

Did you lose your taste buds or something?

Yeah, you know, I used to go out, like, to this smoothie shop, which is out of business, and then I would go to Starbucks and get the same kind of. And when you couldn't leave your house for a year, I wound up bringing yogurt, blueberries, and some granola. Have it every single day.

That's a good breakfast. That's a good breakfast. All right, so you start with that.

And then a Good Saturday.

Yeah.

A lot of it is tied into your family being happy, making sure that they're taken care of, because if they're happy, then everybody's happy. If they're not happy, right? Big hat.

Yes.

Nobody's happy.

Fact.

So we start there. But if it's going to be good for me, selfishly, then it's probably going to be a productive day of work where you're working on some things that you feel pretty good about, you know, that they'll be there for you in the morning or whatever it is on a Sunday show. And also I would say.

Coach Quinn.

Quinn, congratulations.

Left hand up.

And then I would also say some kind of fantasy success, like, my NBA fantasy team this year stinks. But in other years, it's been good. And I love when I'm rolling, you know, honestly, playing draft kings.

Yeah. Love that. Great plug. All right, well, chef D, thank you as always.

Yeah. The head coach of the commanders walks in.

Yeah.

I get booted out.

Right.

And it is the draft, by the way, of big cat. Pft. And Hank.

Draft goes.

You guys control this?

We do. We do control the draft. You control thefty. These are one of our favorite yearly traditions. So thank you. As always. You're the best. And thank you for the Christmas gift.

Yes, I appreciate it.

Blanket was awesome.

I thought the s stood for Schefter that you sent me a blanket with your initial on it.

I didn't know.

I was like, wait a second. Did you just put a Schefter blanket?

No. We're very happy to be on the.

Report. And as I say to you again, nobody ever stops me and says, I heard the Adam Schefter podcast. But I hear often, which is a testament to you guys. Love you on pardon my take, bring back know it from once a year. People listen to that more than my own podcast.

All right, we're going to get che on the Christmas list.

You got it.

All right. Yeah, go get it.

Thank you.

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Okay, let's wrap up the show. We got fire fest of the week. Hank, happy you're out of the st. Elmo's bathroom.

Yeah. That was a fire fest. No, that was firefest.

Yeah.

You guys bullied me.

No.

Eating the shrimp scampi sauce or whatever it's called.

Cocktail sauce.

Shrimp cocktail sauce.

Hank got up from dinner. We had a nice boys, hot as fuck. It was me, PFD, Hank memes, Max, and Stephen Shay. And when we're paying the bill, Hank stood up. He kind of, like, grabbed my shoulder, and I could feel the emergency in his body, like, pulsing through me. And he was like, I got to go to the bathroom. I'll meet you guys back at the hotel. And I'm pretty sure you were like, we sat and hung out for another 1520 minutes, and I'm pretty sure you were still in the bathroom.

I didn't.

We got a text, like, 30 minutes later being like, I'm still in the bathroom.

No, I left my phone at the hotel because I didn't bring a charger. And Pft pulled a veteran move that I don't know if we want to reveal it on. The pod.

You don't think you should?

No, I think we should. I want to spread this to the.

People, because this was good because we were in the. We were both traveling the front desk. We're like, is there a place to buy chargers? Or I asked. I was like, is there a place to buy a charger on here? She's like, not really. You got to go to a gas station down the street. It was cold, and I have a jacket. I was like, fuck. Pf two is behind me.

I go up to the front desk, and if they're cool with you, you can make this move work. And so I went up as cool as I could, and I was like, I know you guys don't have any charges here. You don't have any in the lost and found that somebody just recently left behind. Right? And the guy looked at me like, this guy knows. Because hotels have. That's the number one thing that gets left behind is a phone charger. Usually, I'd say it works for me, like, 50% of the time, depending on what your rapport is like with the person at the front desk. And the guy's like, wait right here. Back. And then he came back with a charger for Hank. Hank's jaw was on the floor. I'm surprised that you didn't know about this move already.

No, it was impressive. I'm excited to use it again.

I also told Hank that I use that move all the time for toothbrushes. And for a second, he was like, what the fuck? It.

Uh, but my phone was dead. We were going to dinner soon, so I just left my phone because I had to give the charger back to PFD after dinner. So I just left my phone charging during dinner. So when I went to the bathroom, I didn't have my phone.

That's a nightmare. What'd you do?

There was a stall. The stall was full. It was an emergency. I was like, I don't have much time here. There was one stall bathroom in St. Elmo's, which I thought was crazy. Or, like, in this one section, I had to go to another section. There was two stalls. Those were both occupied. I was considering having to sprint back to the hotel. Didn't. Waited it out, went to the bathroom. But this whole process was, like, 20 minutes, and we'd already paid the bill and stuff. You guys were going to party. So I was like, they're probably back to the hotel. I didn't have my phone. So I was like, I'll just walk back from the hotel. And then I texted you guys. You guys, we're still here.

Okay.

That's a funny move.

Yeah, but yeah.

How's your butthole doing?

It's good. I blame the shrimp sauce.

Shrimp scampi. So, wait, is that your fire fest?

My fire fest was. It is combine. Barcelona combine related. But PFT said this, so I'm not going to take credit for it, but it will be the start of my documentary. Oh, there was some bad film out there. Three cone drill.

The athletes in you, though, somewhere.

It is deep.

Real deep.

Real deep.

Knuckles.

Big cat's commentary was accurate, but also very mean. He said, hank looks like someone who's going to maybe do this fast, but he's going to look really bad doing it. And then I took one step, and you.

I mean, I at least said that there was a chance it was going to be fast.

It was fast.

It was one of the faster times.

For any of us that we're bloggers, we're podcasters. We don't train in, like, fast twitch agility drills. The three cone drill is impossible to look cool doing.

No, Max looked cool. He looked like a sumo wrestler. He was, like, straight. Max's whole vibe when he's doing athletic stuff is like, if you just had a baby, learn how to play these sports overnight. And it's just like, there's something about him.

I'll just watch tippy toes.

Yeah, right? And he's like, bodies upright and he's got the little man bun. It's just, Max looks good.

Running on the balls of your feet.

Is what you're supposed to do.

Yeah, I know. It's just very funny watching something like that.

Did you have a good three cone drill?

That was what was middle of the pack. That was what looked awesome. Yeah.

But I did see Hank's three cone drill.

It looked bad.

You should tie your shoes next time.

Yeah, no, it was bad. No one was wrong being posted on instagram. I got cooked, and rightfully so again, started the documentary. That's the tape that I'll hang up on my wall and watch it every day because the training starts.

Yeah.

You're going to hang up a tape of a digital video on your wall? Yeah.

A gif. I'm going to print out a gif. Like, frame by frame.

Good.

Just of the comments.

A flip book. Flip book. All right. Pft, your fire fest.

My fire fest of the week is I tried to save the environment and I ended up fucking myself.

Yes.

So I have an electric car. Very lib of me. But it's great in the city, I didn't never have to stop for gas. I cut down on my dip a lot, like blick bordles, but I like my car. However, I took it for the first road trip this week. I drove to Indy, and upon leaving, it gives you, like, a calculation of how far you have left in your battery life to get to Indy. So I charged it overnight, got it up to 100%. I left in the morning. It told me I would have about 15% battery left when I arrived in Indianapolis. And then there's a charging station right here at Lucas Oil. So I was just going to hit that up and then drive back. So as I start my drive, I'd say about 30 minutes into my drive, I look down at the estimated battery remaining calculator that we have, and it says, now 12%. I'm like, interesting. And then slowly but surely, every single mile that I drive, that percentage starts to dip, dip, dip. Until now, I'm down at, like, 5-4-3-2. So I text the group. I'm like, hey, developing situation here.

My car might not make it to Indianapolis, and I might need to get a ride from somebody else to take me the last leg. So I go on my way, and it gets down now to zero. So I'm like, okay, I'm screwed. I got to find a charging.

Do you have extra apps open?

No, I don't think that does it. It's not like, a phone battery. It's your car.

It definitely doesn't. Yeah, you have the AC on.

Okay, so God's honest truth, Hank, I'm joking about what you just said, but when it started to get down beneath 5%, I turned the volume on my radio down. I was like, this might do it.

Save it.

I don't need to be blasting Mike Greenberg right now. Just a soft greenie would work. So I had to find a charging station on the way, which added about. I thought it was going to take about 15. It added about 30 minutes to my trip. So we get to the combine shifters here, and I was, like, five minutes late getting in, and I was out of breath because I had to sprint from down the street. Also, I parked at the wrong Hyatt by mistake week, and I had to run.

We've had a lot of problems on the way. Hyatt's here.

Yeah. So the fact that there are two hyatts within, like, two blocks of each other. Stupid, dumbest thing ever. But, yeah, I tried to save the environment. Now I'm going Taylor Swift mode. It's like, use as much energy as possible.

Get a diesel truck.

I'm going to fly places. I will fly a private jet from Chicago to Indy instead of driving my earth saving electric car. So that's what I get for trying to save the environment for our children and our children's children. Fuck those kids. Yeah, because I'm going to be driving diesel now.

Love that.

Any car should be able to go like 3 hours easily.

Yeah, it told me I could get, I think it was like estimated 290 miles on this trip. Ended up being like 200 and 2200 and 10 miles something around that. So I got to maybe just get the El Camino now. Maybe that's my full time driver.

Just get a solar.

What about when the sun's not out? It's the same problem. That's a worse problem.

Same problem. Same problem. Okay. My fire fest, I had one originally, was the war on ice cream that everyone is. We talked about it on Wednesday, but we've got new people going after ice cream. This was Jesse Waters on his show. And I want to just say that they're doing this on purpose. They're trying to take ice cream for us from us. So we need to just fight. But here's what he said.

Should not be licking ice cream in public.

Wait, hold on.

A grown man, especially the president, should not be licking ice cream in public.

What the fuck is that?

Why are you, as a man, eating a treat?

What does meek mill think about this?

Crazy. He probably would. Well, no, I'm not going to say. He's more of a snow cone. So that was my original fire fest. But then as we sat down here today, my new fire fest came, and it was a text from Billy. Football with two pictures of a green van. Some people might guess what that van is. Vanny Woodhead.

Two pictures of a ghost.

And he said, do you guys want Vanny in the Chicago parking lot now?

And this all unfolded on the show.

This all unfolded on the show three years ago, probably three years ago for people who don't know. I purchased Vanny Woodhead in my name for, what was it, like $600. We paid for it. I had the insurance in my name. We used Vanny Woodhead. Vanny Woodhead broke down. Vanny Woodhead sat in a parking lot for a couple of years. And finally I was like, I need to stop paying insurance because it's just a waste of money for a car that we never. For a van that we never drive. So I told Billy, turn in the plates. Let's get it off the road. Chop shop. He's like, no problem. I've taken care of it.

And you paid. You're like, this is your job for the week. I paid you x amount. You have to get it done by this date.

And now sitting here, February 29, 2024, Billy has texted us, being like, oh, yeah, about that van that I got rid of. I still have it. Do you want it? Yeah, I'm probably going to lose my license because he probably has it. Like, I don't know. And I replied to him because I was like, do I technically still own this van? And he replied, technically, it doesn't exist.

It's the best Billy football reply of all time. Also, in the pictures that he sent over, when I first saw these, the thought that came into my head was, these are pictures that somebody takes when they're selling a car.

Yeah.

There's two different angles of it. It's in a parking lot, in a space all by itself. I think Billy was trying to sell this car, so technically it might exist. I think the car might exist. He might not have found a buyer for it. And now he's hitting us up and be like, hey, do you guys want this in the Chicago parking lot?

Yeah. The good news is, I think we're going to get it. After we thought it was dead. We're living like in a movie when the main character dies and they're like, oh, he actually had a twin brother. And he comes back. That's how I feel right now. I'm like, wait, what? We did the whole episode where Vanny died, but four times. We are going to get Vanny to have. We're in a different financial situation than we were six years ago, so I'm going to probably put some money into this van, pimp it out, figure out how to make it technically exist again, and now we'll have Vanny back in our lives. This trip to Indy would have been a perfect. Let's just hop in. I Vanny's back.

So the best way, I would think, to make the car exist again, you would have to just register as an auto manufacturer and be like, I built, this is mine.

Who owns it? That's the part that I got to figure out.

Nobody owns it. So when you ask Billy, like, get it for the office, what can we do? Billy says, we could put it on a flatbed to Chicago. I can look into some stuff. Yeah, so Billy's honestly, Billy was supposed to be looking into some stuff on Vanny Woodhead, like, six years ago.

It's just crazy because this van was out of my life so long ago.

We should call Billy.

And it just all of a sudden.

We should call.

Don't. I'll call him when you got rid.

Of your insurance and the plates.

Yeah, and I'm pretty sure I signed the car over to Billy.

That's what I'm curious, is like, did it just.

He was definitely trying to sell this car.

Billy. Hey, you're live on PMT, little podcast. Who owns Vanny Woodhead?

Technically, it's destroyed.

Okay?

Legally, it's chopped up, but I didn't have the heart to chop it up.

So I've just been keeping it. Wait, you didn't have the heart or you just didn't want to do it?

No, I was like. Every time it was excuse. I used to not follow through with chopping it up.

Okay. Did you tell someone you chopped it up? Yeah, you told us you chopped it up. So who owns it? No one.

No one. It's technically like scrap.

Okay.

Just hasn't been scrap.

All right, I guess we got to figure out a way to get Chicago.

But how do we become back into ownership if it's technically scrapped?

Yeah, how do we bring it back to life?

Well, it's just basically like trash. So you can legally bring trash to Chicago if I hook it up to my.

No. What if we want to drive it? That part we understand. We're going to get it to actually. I'm actually going to probably put money into this and pimp it out because it'd be cool to have it. But then how do you make it so it's not dead?

Oh, well, then you just got to get it street legal and then get it inspected.

It's easy, big cat. You just have to get it street legal.

Okay. All right. I got nothing out of this conversation, but I appreciate.

Billy, is it like a titleless vehicle?

You'll be able to get another license.

Plate on it, look into its past.

And they're going to be like, wasn't this car scrapped?

Okay, PFD has a question.

Yeah, Billy, judging from the pictures that you sent over, were you at any time trying to sell this car?

No, I couldn't sell it. It's trash.

But it's not.

I know, I know. But technically, I couldn't sell it to anybody.

Got it.

But then how are we going to get. That's my point.

The pictures seemed like they were sell it.

If we go to the DMV, they're going to look into the past history of this car and be like, this car was scrapped.

It didn't exist.

Therefore.

This is really the movie where the twin brother tv show. Yeah.

This is Schrodinger's van.

Yeah. All right, well, Billy, stay tuned. I'll have my people reach out to your people and we'll get Vanny to Chicago.

Watch last chance Uganda on the wanton Dodge.

Okay. All right. Good plug. All right, see you, Billy. All right. Yeah, that didn't solve anything.

We're going to have so many car legal experts.

I'll take their advice. Give me advice, because I'm going to. First step is I'm going to get to Chicago. Second step. If anyone in Chicago works at auto body shop or like, exhibit, I don't know where you're at these days. I will pay real money. I would like to get. I'm sure we need a new motor, new brakes, new everything. But it would be cool if we had a van that worked.

Yeah, put some shag carpeting in there. Make it real nice.

Okay, so we're going to get a new van.

I heard you like podcast. I bet you we're going to podcast inside your van.

Yeah. I'm going to take it to an autoboard shop. They're like, this is the dumbest thing ever. Why would you put real money into this van?

No, just like, we can make Vanny Woodhead into like, an actual very cool thing.

I agree.

I think it's going to have to be taken down to the studs. There's probably some rust issues. God knows what Billy's been doing in Woodhead.

That's.

We maybe should just burn it. Actually, now that I think about it.

Might have been his apartment for a while.

There might be like several reptiles still living in there that all have.

Remember there was a hole in the floor?

Yeah, that's part of the charm.

I peed through that hole one time.

We were driving down the highway and we used to pee through that hole.

Yeah.

Don't have to pull over, but yeah.

So Vanny Woodhead.

Austin Connor lived in it for like three days in Indy. Every time I see him on Macby show, I'm always like, he was an intern and he lived in Vanny Woodhead.

It's actually a perfect thing for our eight year anniversary today to have Vanny Woodhead come back to life. It's a perfect gift.

I like that.

So, yeah, Vanny Woodhead's back. We'll figure out a way to fix it up. Like I said, if anyone knows how we can make it real again. And then if anyone has an auto body shop or like, pimps out cars in the Chicago area. We're ready. So we could do a whole video series of bringing it back to life. Fucking sick engine. We need everything new. Yeah, it's going to just be the shell of it, but we're doing it.

So. Update. Billy just sent a photo over from the person that now has custody of Vanny Woodhead. Hi, will, it's someone. Is this Van garage? Can I get rid of it? I think that meant to say, is this van garbage?

Oh, and that happened today. That's why Billy. So Billy just gave this problem to someone else, and that person was like, hey, man, this problem is kind of annoying. What are we doing with, can I.

Throw away this van?

Well, Billy, yeah. He's like, can I park it here for a couple of days? And it's been two years.

Yeah, that's exactly what happened. Okay. All right. Last fire fest, Stephen Shea, we. He's been traveling with us. There's nothing better. Like, Stephen Shea's whole life is a make a wish. But bringing him to combine week is the best because he just walks around being like, oh, there's Bucky Brooks. Oh, did you think Daniel Jeremiah took a shit in this bathroom? Should I sniff the seat? He also met a Guy named Joe Bucks fan last night who has a blog, and it was like dueling countries. It was like countries that were about to go to war. He wasn't so warm with him.

No, I mean, he's on your turf.

I didn't know there were two guys who care this much about the bucks.

There's a lot. There's several bucks blogs.

So one of the most concerning parts of the evening last night was Che introduced me to a bunch of people from the Bucks front office that he's friends with, and they actually love Stephen Che.

Yeah.

No, it makes me want to sell stock on the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, how much they like and trust Stephen Che.

It's because who else would be talking about the bucks?

Well, and also Stephen Che. If you don't have to deal with Stephen Che every day, he can come across as, like, a normal person that you would like. But if we sent him to the box for, like, two weeks, they would send him back. They'd actually take a picture of him, be like, hey, we chopped it for parts.

Do you want them too much, che?

We kind of look back on this finally, but I became a little bit endearing to some of the people there because the first time I ever met all of them, really, I met the GM, Jason Light. He brought me on the sideline, and he was like, oh, why don't you meet the director of pro personnel, John Spytech? So I just turned to him. I was just like, hey, Steve. And I go, dude, what's going on? Right guard, we got to figure this out. And he just turns to me, he goes, you just get right to the point. Yeah, no, he's a super high level person. But, yeah, I voiced my concerns to them. They know Jason Lay is giving me shit about our right tackle, who I was very nervous about this year. I had a great year.

What about the Bucks? Treating families poorly and also the bugs?

I mean, if that was family and friends, it would be an a plus because I get the red carpet rolled out next year every time. But yeah, if it's just biological families, I can't speak for that because I don't qualify. But yeah, they're a first class organization. They actually made a statement about it that doesn't.

First class.

That's impressive.

Yes, we have bugs.

That probably is a Florida thing. They have some gross bugs down there.

They have some serious bad bug issues in Florida.

Not specifically in the stadium, but just all around.

Okay, so what's your fire fest? Because I explained Firefest to you. And if anyone knows Stephen Chai, he was like, this is going to be tough for me because nothing really gets him down ever. But you have to have something.

Yeah, I mean, does it have to be something, like, recent? Because I can tell an older story.

No, it's like this past week. It's like a way to recap the week and send us off into the weekend.

You can pretend that what happened to you a couple of weeks ago just happened to you.

It's like a pretty well known story from the act with my van.

But wait, what?

My minivan?

What did you do?

You didn't have insurance for it. Didn't pay two years ago.

And this is like, kind of. I don't have to do this one because if we're doing a more recent thing.

No, but just say that one because it's so ridiculous and we'll just say it very quickly. Sure.

So I bought a minivan, and when you buy it, you can pay for leased it. You can pay for a couple of months up front. So I did that. So I paid three months up front. But then you can set up recurring auto payments, automatic payments, auto pay. And so I did that. And I got an email confirming I did that.

But the email, electronic mail, the email's.

Title was confirming you have set up an auto payment. And so I took that as. All right, sweet. Done. Don't have to worry about this ever again.

But they were saying automobile payment.

I did not realize.

That's intentional, by the way.

And he got repossessed four months later.

My van was repossessed from my driveway. And we called the police. We thought it was stolen. And they ran the plates and they were like, oh, yeah, this was towed.

Yeah. You didn't pay.

I wish it was on one of those reality shows for the repo guys. Those are the best.

All true, by the way.

All 100% true. Not staged.

All right, so what happened bad this week? Nothing you could say. Nothing. Donovan Mitchell pick ever.

Yeah.

I mean, double over. You're going to lose 40% of your bets. I can't get this band off. So we got bands from these parties.

Come on.

I'm with them. Yeah.

You're in this boat, too.

Yeah.

And I've never gotten a bracelet like this where it's like this thing.

There was a music festival titan. That was stupid question.

No. And I don't know.

I never had strong enough like this.

But I cannot rip.

You have to use scissors.

No, I can't.

With your hands?

Yeah, you bite it.

I just slowly went like that. Oh.

I mean, mine's tight enough where it's not going to fit over the edge of my passbacks, but, I mean, you can attest.

This is tough.

I was trying to do this. This is brutal.

This is one of those I had. Oh, we got scissors right there. All right, thank you.

Save the day.

I had one of these on. I forget where we were. We were about to do an interview, and I tried to rip it off with my hand.

You almost broke your hand.

And I think that's what injured my UCL the first time.

I remember your wrist popped.

Yeah. You could hear it on the tape.

You're stuck in this boat, too, right? Did you try and take that off?

No, I'm not freaking out because I just knew I'd cut it off.

Good.

Fire fest, Steven.

I've attended events before.

Steven has a bracelet that he can't get off. Fire fest of the week. Great show, boys. Indie combine. Always fun.

One night in Indy.

One night in Indy. We got a couple of interviews coming next week that we taped. That will be great. Dan Quinn and Diana Rossini. Let's kick it to ourselves in studio for the lottery ball. Okay, numbers time. Sending you into the weekend. I'll do eight. I'll do 88.

I'll do 87.

Okay. I'll do 77. I'll change it to 20. I'm changing to 20.

I'm sticking with 70.

I change it to 20. Going three. Oh, this is a lot of pressure, Max. 99. Pug. This is a lot of pressure, Max. Man, if that had been 20. What a moment.

Love you guys.

Kane is in the building.

Don't jump. To say I say it anyway today is another day to find you shine away I'll be coming for your love of tree? Shine away I'll be coming for your love of trees we let the same way seven.

Just play my worry you all things I've got to remember? Be shying away love it coming for you anyway? Shy and away? Love it coming for you when he like? Take on me? Take you, take all take on me I take on me? Take on me? Take on me.