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Today is Wednesday, October 14th, and the Titans are going for it on fourth and one. They got it. We need these over now. There's a score. Yeah, there's too much time. They can't run it out. Bills or bills are without timeouts right now.

We've got the two minute warning crunch. Yeah. Yeah, right. Yeah, correct. Forty seconds on the clock. We have this plays.

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Smarter. It's one hundred and sixty seven minutes. Two minutes. Yes. Billy, good job in forty seconds. All right. So we're watching Tuesday Night Football. How many months is it like if I'm thinking a pregnancy term, sir?

Oh, this is we've got like a yeah. It's one too many. What they're going to do, they're not going to kick the field goal if they don't score a touchdown.

God damn. I know they can run down. What's going to happen. They're not going to go they're not going to kick a field goal. Yeah. They're not going to kick a field goal. Yeah. Everybody wants to test Gostkowski.

If Mike Vrabel doesn't get this over, he does hate kickers. He's a he's on my shit list. OK, it is.

It is Tuesday Night Football Tuesday night. I want to start with that. Yeah, we're watching Tuesday Night Football. I'm enjoying it. It's bonus football. Yeah.

The Tennessee Titans need some respect not for their handling of covid, but for they're playing a football because they were fantastic tonight. They looked awesome. Ryan Tannehill, it's still Ryan Tannehill season. Like if you put all his stats together, I'm sure Hope Tannehill, he also.

Oh, that was such a hasseltine touch on far past the line. Ryan Tannehill, as I'm complimenting him, runs three yards past the line and tries to throw a touchdown.

He does what he threatens to do. What they're not going to give this to him. They're going to they're going to review it.

I mean, he was so far past the flag. You know, it was comical. It was comical how far past the line he was. He was a solid four yards past the line.

And they're not going to there. They're going to review it and they're going to turn it back and we're fucked. They're going to break our hearts.

But it is football on a Tuesday night, which we're not gonna say night.

It's it's the ameba scheduling of the NFL. So they pushed. They pushed.

That goes back way. No, it has to be the whole body. Yeah, dude, is it was fine line though. He was that's his foot was on the seven. The thing was on the seven one about his hand. There was this.

Oh forget it. He knows football better than we do last week. That's not where the line was.

You see where the second down is the line running.

All right. Well, Ryan being on the wrong side. All right. So we're watching. So right now it's been fantastic. The Titans looked awesome. The bills, they're still good team, but not their night. I think I just blame it on body clock. Yeah, I know.

Absolutely. Josh Allen is Mr. Sun also can't expect it's you know, we talked with Warren Sharp about circadian rhythms. He's brought that up several times. I don't know what what it means, but I think this is on the cicadas.

Yes, this is absolutely on the cicadas. Eight years. It also Josh Allen update on his interceptions. One was off his his teammates hands, not his fault. The other he made the tackle.

So that negates the interception. Still at zero, still at zero.

Also, the mustache is looking sharp on Josh Allen. Yeah, I've seen that. I think that might be like an anti covid thing. Yeah. Where it's like it's like flypaper. So the covered all goes to that mustache doesn't go in his nose or in his mouth. He's keeping myself healthy. That's smart.

He looks like you know what I like about it actually since he's so tall, I always like it when a tall person has something on their person that can let me know when I look at them that they're not an NBA player if I see them in public.

God, you know, because when you see guys like six six, your first question is like, wow, I've seen the NBA with Josh Allen if you have that mustache. No, definitely not.

Definitely not. He he wasn't great. OK, you know what? We will we're Josh Allen defenders. We love Josh Allen. We will admit when we he's not playing great. He didn't play great tonight. I actually have to say, though, the tight the bills defense, they got to be a little concerned because they have not been looking like the bills defense of last year where they were one of the best units in the NFL.

They look a little they look flat tonight, all week, no teeth banged up. It banged up soon. Have the luxury of having two weeks off. Like to. Josh Norman should retire soon after. That was what I think you just played Derrick Henry in the open field, like, what's the point? Well, it's either going to be embarrassing or super embarrassed.

You should be there only to be allowed to have a knife call stance. There you go.

There's the overhaul. Here we go. The line was in the wrong place. Yes.

OK, the blue line is not official line fucked us up, but yeah. Josh Norman, not a good look. He went beyond horizontal. And Derrick Henry has a tendency to do this to people. He did it to that guy in college where he made him like flip backwards and do a 360. Yep.

And Derrick Henry, stiff arms are hilarious, not because they're just like, so powerful and he puts you into the earth.

He does like the kill bill, the five finger death punch on. He like taps you with his fingertips and then your heart stops immediately and you go limp, you go flying. It's a full punch.

Josh Norman, it's going to be tough to go back and watch that film.

Good news is Josh Norman, I don't think really like he hasn't cared about playing football in a while. Correct.

I mean, he signed with the Washington football team. Yeah. Yeah. I don't think I think that's long past. I call him Josh Morman. There you go.

Because he's going to need to soak after that one. Oh, oh. You know those good two eight to eight two eight eight for boobs.

But yeah. So the Titans I'm going to give the Titans credit. I think we got to do like a power rankings of angriest fans on Twitter for NFL teams. It's usually the teams that are not like, you know, premier teams, not like number one market teams, and they just constantly feel disrespected. I think Titans fans are slowly getting into that realm.

They are ever since they got the Internet in Tennessee, they're starting to get very vocal. Some of them, they're not just to coach. They're not going to be mad because they can't hear this right now. They don't have podcast. I love the city of Nashville. Nashville is very fun.

I would say those twins that are on Broadway all the time, the Jaguars, Jaguars, Twitter, can get very many. They haven't been good for a while. But yeah, they're starting to enter the realm where they've, like, kind of accepted who they are. Yeah.

Texans, Twitter Texans, when they're upset, is very upset because Twitter actually is up there here on the right side of bills. But if you're on the wrong side of bills, Twitter, I think they're very good. Thank God we're on the right side. I don't want to be on the Seahawks Twitter. Yeah, they will swarm. Yes. Oh, yeah.

If you tell them Russell isn't a great cook, if you make like a distract against Dick Metcalf, a lot of people take it out of context and then come at you.

Is there context? Yeah, there's context. That's a contextless distracted. Okay. And I just it was fantastic. And I would just like we like facing off against each other. Iron sharpens iron that you have. What are people saying?

It's one of those things where it's like, what's the context like? Well, I can't really explain it.

Well, the entire context is we are both very mean to each other, but we both like it when people are mean to us.

Right, right. Exactly. So that was this game. I apologize to the Titans for doubting them.

Just feel terrible. By the way. I hate him as a kicker. No. And as an announcer as both.

Yeah. Two gloves swing kicked people forget Jay Feely had that tweet. He had two tweets. One was the classic holding a gun to his daughter's date. He was the original gun girl.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. He is the gun come Jay Feely the gun girl. And then when he responded to someone saying, I don't play video games, I play real life.

That's a good one. Yeah, that's very good. Jay Feely. And you wore fucking gloves as a kicker.

I feel like CBS should have just like made the sacrifice and said one of the A or B or C team or just have this game sit in a studio like keep right.

Nance and Romo in Dallas and have them sit together on a fucking Zoome call. So we got to listen to Jay Feely.

No offense, but Jay Feely, your fucking kicker dude, Josh Norman gets stiff armed through the crust of the earth.

And Tony Romo was like, I think I think it's just a cramp.

Yeah. Yeah. No, actually, that was a good tackle by Josh Norman. Yeah. Great job. Yeah. I was thinking with, you know, Tuesday Night Football. It's weird. I like it, but it's bonus football.

If if a weekend of NFL action is like going to a really fancy wedding, you know, you've got your your cocktail hour on Thursday night. You've got your bread on Saturday night. Sometimes you've got your main courses on Sunday. Yeah. Then the champagne toast on Monday. This is like the pizza that you pick up on the way home because the food was really good, but the portions were almost packed.

Yes, I like that. Where or they you know, they order McDonald's for everyone. Yeah. As the lights come on. Yeah. And so you can you know, your date has her flip flops in her hands and a double bacon cheese in the other.

Everybody standing outside holding the sparklers. You're over house and quarter pounder with cheese. You put in chicken nuggets into your pockets. Yes, that is Tuesday.

And I thought it would be kind of nice that the NFL did a surprise game, just didn't tell us at all. Maybe like a Friday afternoon game. And it's like Beyonce album drop. Yeah. They don't need to advertise it. So if the NFL told you at high noon on Friday, guess what, we've got the Cardinals and. The Rams tonight playing tonight, everybody rushes their TV. Yes, yes, I also I'm not trying to nag the bills here, but shooter shoot and the best way to get back on track is to get back on the field, maybe play Thursday Night Football against the Chiefs.

Yeah, why not. Why not. Why not.

No, but so. So the bills get their first loss. The Titans continue to be Forno.

And my apologies to the boys Busson with the boys two on and we'll Compton who we love.

I doubt them but some may say my doubt is what fueled them. So you're welcome. And Mike Vrabel, who we love as well, and we know he would have kicked a field goal for us if he needed.

Yeah, he knew he would have done that. All right. Monday Night Football, Justin Airborn played well.

The Chargers, someone I said it on Twitter, and it's it's so fucking true that the Chargers are the Seahawks.

They just lose at the end. I said they were I said on Twitter that there the Seahawks with the landlord. Yeah. So they are the JV low rent version of what the Seahawks are. They play weird games are always in it till the end, but they yeah, they're just always on the losing end of those really weird, strange fourth quarter.

They invent ways to lose. Yeah. And Mike Williamson and the Chargers and just a bear, which I think I'm going to now call them that just because I think he I like them more that.

Well, yeah, yeah. I think I mispronounced his name like seven times. It's herbut but it's a bear. Yeah. Yeah it's a bear played well.

And then Drew Brees. So I am, I'm sticking with my Drew Brees is washed. He had that throw where the guy was wide open, credit to him won the game. So here's what I'm going to do. I when I say Drew Brees is washed, he can still be an average quarterback. I'm not saying that he's like, terrible, terrible, terrible.

What I'm saying is they have a Super Bowl roster and Drew Brees is probably going to be the thing that holds them back when they get in a playoff game against a pass rush and everything isn't as easy and Drew Brees can't throw downfield.

I would say that. And also their defense. Right. There are some injuries they got to get. Ryan Clark made the analogy to the Broncos from 2015 where they had Peyton Manning, who essentially had like one leg and then half of an arm and then a wife really jacked up on steroids. And then they somehow got to the Super Bowl because they had that awesome defense, credible defense.

The the Saints don't have an incredible defense. They have like an above average defense when everybody's healthy.

Yeah. They don't have the dome. Yeah. They don't have the noise. And but I think that Drew Brees is better right now than Peyton Manning was. And the two agreed. Agreed.

It's just very funny watching Drew Brees trying to throw screen passes like he used to throw those depots. Right. Like he has to come back now for four, three yards past Alvin Kamara.

Right. Right. Yeah. He really has to put everything into it. And again, when I say washed, it's relative because Drew Brees is a hall of Famer. So he's not a Hall of Fame. Like he's not playing at the level of a Hall of Famer anymore. It's not washed like Drew Brees is terrible and the worst ever. He has a level that he played out his entire career. He's no longer at that level. So what I'm going to do is if the New Orleans Saints get to the Super Bowl, I will tattoo the final number of Drew Brees touchdowns for his career somewhere on my arm.

OK, there it is. Well, you can't do it right now because.

No, I know you probably play five years, but I will do it. He might retire after this and then his daughter's initials.

If you get some credit to go, he so he will get that.

I hope it's not six six that one. If that happens.

What if it's four twenty. That'll be sweet. I think he's it like five fifty five or something.

So I'm going to do it was what if it was fifty eight thousand and five and then when you looked at it upside down you got a boner because.

Oh sure. You want to do yard yards. Yeah that'll be good to ok. Fifty six, five fifty six yards or TDs yards are probably five digits. Yeah. No of course. Yeah. Also Sakagami forty to sixteen. Wow. Never happened.

That seems like he definitely should have happened.

OK, so that's going to be it. I will. I'll do that. OK. Yeah. I don't think they can get Super Bowl.

I don't think so either so. Well come at me on Twitter. Just know that I don't think they're doing it now.

What happens if Jarvis takes over and then they get to the Super Bowl with Jamous win the Super Bowl with Jameis?

You've got to get doesn't count. Yeah, I got to get an eye chart tattooed on your head.

Doesn't count if that if James wins it. No, James wins the Super Bowl. Get James his face tattooed on my arm. OK, they're right. Yeah. And if Taysom Hill wins the Super Bowl, nothing more. Taysom Hill.

He was very funny when he got in the game last night because he was put in in passing situations. Sometimes it would be like third and eight. And, you know, the entire time that Taysom is not under any circumstances going to throw the ball. He's going to take it, look at one guy and then run directly in the straightest. Yeah. Possible. Yeah. And get that first down. I just I love the back and forth because you know that it's gotten to the point where he was a change of pace guy.

Now they're putting him in in situations where you would absolutely rather have a passer in the game to get a first down and he's running for. First on that, so that should tell you, like if you are sitting here and saying Drew Brees is still the same or is not taking a step back, just notice how much Sean Payton is now using Taysom Hill.

It feels like it's just increasing, increasing, increasing. I think that's smart because, again, the Saints roster, like overall, is a Super Bowl caliber roster.

I just don't think the Drew Brees is is good enough to get them to a Super Bowl. I agree. So. All right. That's Saints Chargers.

And then Le'Veon Bell, can we respect Justin Hibara or A to Justin Herbert? He is I don't want to take full credit for. He passed my eyeball test right off the bat because it was an early hater of his.

But I don't think the Rosebowl be catching seeing the light right now, Rosebowl. He is my only concern is he might be he might be becoming too humble now because he's taking some humbling losses, some losses where he thought that he might pull out with a win, where he's learning how hard this league is.

He's learning it in a very difficult way.

I don't want him to become too humble. Yeah, he was the exact right amount of humble moxie, poised professional. He was a pro's pro. He was a precocious rookie. I like the Justin Herbert that I saw in the first few games. I don't want him to lose that edge.

I think he needs to I think the Chargers need to like sacrifice, like they need to get like a Philip Rivers voodoo doll or something, because these are Philip Rivers losses, you know, like drinking one being up twenty to three.

Philip Rivers still is on the Chargers instead of Brazilian soccer coach, where they say no sex for a month, sex with condoms only for a month to get all the Philip Rivers out of your system as a franchise.

His soul haunts that franchise right now because these losses are hilarious. All right. So the other news was Le'Veon Bell got cut the jets. Now, what I don't understand is how of gas is still the coach. And this is weirdly I think he's going to get fired, obviously, which makes it really strange that they would cut Le'Veon.

But they made a choice today between Le'Veon Bell and Adam Gase.

Well, and they chose gay sort of, because remember, Joe Douglas didn't choose either of them. Right. Which is the most Jets thing ever that your GM didn't choose the coach or the the running back. They paid all that money, too.

So maybe it's maybe it's like giving Adam Gase, maybe after Adam Gay said, I think he was quoted saying, like, I'll try anything, I'll stop calling plays, I'll stop coming to practice. I won't I'll move out of my office. He'll do anything.

Maybe Joe Douglas is like, hey, we're paying him. Let's cut Le'Veon Bell to hopefully get Adam Gase to maybe coach the team for a couple more weeks because it seems like got him. Gates is almost taking our advice of just stop coaching. Yeah, but that quote was hilarious.

But you'd rather have that than Adam Gase scoring hands on? I don't know, they're going to lose anyway. He also said he was going to give up play calling duties this week. Yeah, he's giving up everything.

Yeah. Yeah. So he's just showing off everything. Everything. And Le'Veon Bell drinking Scotch and Splenda in the office.

What a what an illustrious career with the Jets.

Who would have ever thought that his time with the Jets after tweeting out that the Jets don't have enough money to pay him to go to New York and play there? Who would have ever thought that would not have worked out? So there was some confusion afterwards whether or not he was going to get waivers or whether he would be a free agent. I think we figured out that he would be a free agent, although it would have been funny if the Jets had cut him.

And then since the Jets would have been first in line with waivers, they reclaimed him just to teach him a lesson. Yeah, I think I'm probably dead wrong about this, but I think what happens is he might go to waivers, but no one's going to pick up that claim because his contract is ludicrous, or he might just become a total free agent and be free to sign wherever he wants to. Yes. In which case, I think we can all agree he's probably going to go to the Patriots because that's what always happens.

But we all want him to go to the Steelers because that would be hilarious. Yes, go Steelers. And I'd be happy with him coming to the Bears. Matt Nagy not giving him any carries.

Mm. That would be fun too.

Where else could he go. He could go to if you're, if you're a free agent running back who has his eyes set on a rap career by the way, we didn't even mention the Rams are we.

Good. We even mentioned the fact that the Jets caught him like almost in a we're proving a point, but the point is totally lost because that is the nicest thing you can do to someone who has cut them from the Jets. Yes. And let them be free. We'll show you. Yeah. You don't have to play for this own five dumpster fire. Yeah.

You don't have to take handoffs from Joe Flacco and Sam Donaldson.

This also means Frank will probably get a thousand yards this year. Well, he's on he's on the Jets.

Yes. Yeah. Damn right. Yes. Yeah. And he'll his next contract will probably be bigger than Le'Veon Bell.

Yes. All right. Other teams, I'm trying to think Vikings, depending on Dalvin Cook, depending on Dalvin Cook that I hope he announces it and mix tape again.

I hope he puts out like a full album and you have to listen to like the last lyric on every single track to piece together where he's going to go next.

I have, I have one that's spicy. I don't. That was the best by the way, when like Pete Prisco was staying up till midnight. Listening to Le'Veon Bell mixtape, trying to figure out, like via his rap songs, where he was going, right, right. I have one that's spicy.

Do we know the status, Nick Chubb's injury? Oh, no.

I don't know what I mean, to be four to six weeks to Browns being like, hey, we're just going to have all the running backs and just run it every single play. I actually wouldn't hate that.

Le'Veon Bell Beckham on the same team. Le'Veon Jarvis Beckham, Kareem Hunt, Dream Team. Absolutely amazing are the bucks. What about the bucks?

Yeah, although Rojos pretty good. And they have Leonard Fournette to Bruce Arians used to coach them, right. Yeah. At a time I believe. Yeah. So they've got Shady McCoy. They would probably not. Spoiler alert shady. They'd probably cut you and then Bell would come in there.

That's my computer somehow is making noise. I don't know where the Texans could pick him up and just play him a wide receiver. Yes. They need someone. Or the Eagles. Yeah. Or maybe the Giants because they don't have a running back. They'll be nice about the money. Just move across the street or across the locker room. So that's that what else we got. Oh, the Braves are the best team of all time. We should at least mention the Braves.

I love just tweeting the Tiger Woods Braves hat meme because that's Braves Twitter. Just they tweeted I we were talking about the most aggro fan bases. There's something also about fan bases on Twitter that are really good collectively, like they all get behind something and they make themselves bigger than they are. And that's the Braves Twitter like Braves Twitter. Have you ever gotten tangled up with them? I remember the Braves played the Cubs in a random series in the middle of the summer like two years ago.

And all my mentions were just Tiger Woods Braves hat. And I was like, you know what, tip of the cap? Because there's probably only about seven of you here, but you make yourself seem like they're 700.

Do you think Tiger Woods remembers that picture? I think it's Photoshopped. That's even better.

Yeah, I think it was actually all nude except for nice hat. I don't know. Maybe it's not it's that that specific one looks very Photoshopped. I don't know. There is, I think an old one of him wearing a Braves jersey, though, and and looking like he's about to back.

Yeah, that one definitely is.

I guess if he was growing up in Florida, there were no Marlins at the time.

Yeah. Someone dug up a real photo of Tiger Woods. So, yeah, that one's very one hundred percent Photoshop. But there is a real photo of Tiger Woods in a British uniform and that also might be Photoshopped.

You can never know. So and then there is the Astros.

Who cares? Well, we're rooting for the Astros, but I want I want Astros. Dodgers in the World Series.

I'm just I we were talking about before, but the Rays somehow have collected every single like six for skinny white dude for their pitching rotation. And they all throw gas and then they bring in a closer that's like a little chunky boy and it's awesome.

Yeah, I think, like, in their in their minor league system, they don't bother teaching you the rookies because he's a pitching. They don't bother like conditioning arms to last for a while.

They like where the rays we have the only way that we win is to have lightning in a bottle. Right. So we just want people to go out there and be able to throw ninety seven miles an hour. Right.

Our season doesn't matter what happens, we'll figure it all out later. All right. Let's get to let's do our hotsy on what do hotsy coolroom. Let's do some hotsy cool thrown hotsy. Oh we caught it by the way.

Raheem Morris. Yeah.

Head coach, interim head coach and the guy we're talking about, defensive coordinator and Brick.

And so they're starting to release who they're going to be looking at. I don't know if these are inside reports or not.

They said Birhan left, which which is the obvious first round pick up. It's the culture in Atlanta.

And then Josh McDaniels is another big one that they're looking at, which if you're a Falcons fan, do you even want like a living, breathing reminder of the twenty eight to three Super Bowl on the sidelines for the entire season?

I mean, you would definitely want caution. And if he'd come back, would you get your Falcons fan?

Yeah, he made he made Matt Ryan an MVP, but still.

Yes, absolutely. Offer Arthur Blank, offer him everything. Be like come right the wrong. Make a trade. Yeah, make a trade.

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No I turn it off my my I on that. It was very emotional and he tweeted a video and dude perfect the account replied and said if you really committed to the purple hoser you shave your head. Dot, dot, dot, dot, dot. Pfft replied I will shave my head if you do a video with Heinies where you all catch an adult live fish out of a wild river with your bare hands, Hank must also accompany you on the trip and share King-Size Hotelbeds with the twins, which like we've already established.

You know, you guys for some reason, despite all the evidence presented otherwise no evidence. Don't believe that I can catch a bear fish. My hands would be so easy. And now PFG just like you can't.

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I also expect that the twins have night terrors. So you're spending a night sandwich?

Definitely. Let me sleep in pyjamas. Yeah, absolutely be I Hank, you would get out of that bed.

You know what? It just became a queen sized bed. Little footy's downsizing. I mean, I've been in the same hotel.

I will do that. I will do that. I will. You're going to shave that hair because it do. Perfect.

I'll raise my hair. But they have to do all of those things, all those things. Those are these are my condition.

Catching a fish out of water is that is you have to sleep in a bed with the twins for two night guys. Love twins one night. No, you got to get there. Yeah. Get up. We're not going to sleep here again.

I'm going to Alaska will be. And it will literally be on.

Yeah. The next flight because it'll be that easy to catch the fish.

Okay. Which there's a river at the airport where you say Paris. Paris for no reason.

OK, I thought Paris Bill has got frogs on the mind.

You're going to the Eiffel Tower. Oh gosh.

I just keep my keys. Let me be quick. You're not making. Well, no, because we didn't get it.

There's so many layers. Just so you literally know, we would have figured that out eventually. You're on a dummy level in us.

Yeah, I would do that. I would absolutely shave my hair if it meant that we would get that piece of content out of it. And mostly that you would have to spend the night with the twins. And I'd also like for you and the twins to do like a hotel room video of a trick shot in the video.

Oh, they're semen and any orifice of your church. You also have to fight each other.

No, I mean, the petit lay down his has his rules. As long as dude perfect down, I'm down. We said the breaks are never going to lose. And now it's eight to seven in the bottom of the ninth. Yikes.

OK, I could throw on a scootering. Yeah. This dude, Taylor DeJohn, I don't know how to properly pronounce his name. He is putting out these videos that are going viral.

All is a Guy Ritchie. And I said that I would break every bone in my body. Yes. Yeah.

His videos, you know, everyone had a razor scooter growing up. You probably stop using it when you were like twelve because you just figure out how to use a bike. This dude never stopped and is like the greatest razor scooter of all time, does the craziest videos I've ever seen. They're insane.

And now it's like the you know, he's like the new he's like the new whatever mad face for twenty dog, whatever. That guy, you know, that guy was last week, Fleetwood Mac, this scooter guy Taylor John is this week.

No he's the mad face for Guy is still around because he did the Lakers sober. Yeah he is Lakers. Dan. Mm hmm.

Yeah. But like it's you know now he's getting ads. It's like it's kind of he's entered that second second dimension of fame or it's like, all right, we got it, dude.

How is he not how is no one canceled him. Like, when is the days that we've done, you know, where the guy shows up to the, you know, the Oscars and they're like, well, that guy's actually bad.

Ken Bowen. Oh, he looks a pregnant porn like his the Internet lock at my place.

I think that he is probably a plant.

I think that this is a marketing stunt.

Stevie Nicks did have a new song come out this. It's a combo stunt done by Fleetwood Mac and cranberry juice, pink cranberry, and the fact that he has not been canceled, that tells me the tattoo on the side of his face, probably not real.

He's probably an actor. He's probably casted for that.

I don't want him to get canceled. But it feels like we've never had a genuinely wholesome story on the Internet in like a decade.

Yeah, I mean, if it was any of us in this room and we got on there, somebody find something to cancel us between.

Exactly. But yeah, he's a little to say right now.

This is the day we announced PBT, which was also probably it was only like a week. We got a week. We got a week of fun.

And it was a life changing moment, not in the way that I thought it would be at the time, but it actually turned out better.

Yeah, I think people I think we just say that.

No, I don't really I don't want to work for ESPN. Yeah. But I would for one hundred million dollars if we had been working there for like two years, like it would have been with it. Taught me a very good lesson, though, that if I could would have been a very successful show.

If people aren't, like, behind you right away, they're never going to fully be behind you. Remember how hard we had to work to try to get it done? We should have been like a light bulb, should have gone off, been like we've been negotiating this for nine months. Maybe it's not the right move. Yeah, yeah.

Like asking somebody to marry you six times. Right. Like, I'm really good. Let's work hard ball. Yeah, that's true. It did work for Harbaugh. Yes. And he has like ten kids so. Good point. I put my hot seat is Florida football.

So just a couple of days ago Dan Mullins was saying we need to have the swamp crowded with people. We need to have a big crowd because they saw what a big crowd can do at their last game. And a couple of days later, they've actually suspended all team activities because I guess they have a coronavirus outbreak.

They're only logical conclusion is that Dan Malone's wife is a super spreader. Yep. And if you kiss one player on the team, next thing you know, the entire roster coronavirus, that's what I'm thinking happened.

But, yeah, that's that's that's a tough position for the Florida Gators to be in.

And I don't know how the SEC is going to handle, like flexible scheduling. I don't know what the fans are going to say. It's going to be a weird position for them because we don't know how long they're going to be done with playing when they're going to be cleared to resume team activities. Yeah, this is the first real test case that we've seen in major college football of how how they're going to handle this. But it's not great for the game.

Before preseason preseason, there was LSU already had. Right. By the way, Danny Boykin, who's back on Twitter, who is going to be off Twitter, announced at the end of the Miami regular season. He already announced his retirement two months prior. Again. Again, he like David Ortiz. Yeah. He got duped by someone saying Dan Malone's wife was a super spreader, so.

Oh, really? Yeah, that was bad. Wow.

OK, you know, it's probably Jim McIlwaine. I think that we're letting we should let bats off the hot seat. The guy that fucked the shark is probably patient zero on this. Yes. Super spreader would be a great term for an offense, by the way, like counter Mike Leach. Yeah.

You got the super Kingsbury's going to do that. We've got the super spreader office. Lincoln Riley is working on the super spreader. My Cothran is Brazil. So Brazil, they played in the ass's well, and it's Amazon Day, but they played against Peru in World Cup qualifier today.

They were tied going into the eighty third minute at two apiece. And then they got two mysterious fake penalty calls where they got to bury two of Neymar.

Did his thing love it, where he flops around and appointing four to it would've been Peru's first win because they were winning for a while. I think Peru's first win against Brazil in a qualifying match in like fifty years or something like that.

Speaking of which, have we ever do we have an update on Namers Mom's boyfriend? That's one of the weirdest stories that happened in the last like year.

Do you guys not remember that story? His his mom started dating what I think is a gay guy who is obsessed with Daymon. Yep. Like Démarche fanboy super fans. You have a lot in common. And like, the mom is dating him and he's just doing it to get close to Nimar. Do we have do we know, Jake, look that up.

The last article I read on June 3rd, I don't know if you guys discussed it before or afterwards.

Here we go. What's this?

We saw the bullshit. You guys were talking before I peeked. Wait, hold on. So it's weird confidence here. Louann. Wait, guys, wait. First of all, on, what, six feet apart. Get six feet apart. Get six feet apart. There we go. And then people are saying that I motivated you guys to play.

Well, hey, listen, that's a anything I know you want that. Hey, what do we get motivated the boys to play? Well, yes, yes, yes. I we just finished we just finished taping the beginning of the show and it was effusive praise for the. Boys and for the Titans, you guys played awesome and you apologize, I apologize, you covered the spread, too, which was nice. First time this season you've done that.

We'll shout out Boston with the boys right now. Yeah, I love it if ever back. Hey, one quick question for you guys. What high school do y'all plan on on celebrating this win? At what high school are you going to celebrate this win at the high school?

We're going to celebrate this with that. We got a game. We got to get up. Hey, buddy. Yeah, yeah. Check triple check your phone if you just say, OK.

All right, I will. Good job. Congrats. And also thanks for getting me over at the end. Don't stop betting against the boys. They can't win. You guys are one in three against the spread. Shut up. I can't help you through the sprint, but I don't know what the game. OK, all right. Good job. Congrats. Good luck. I love the background of the bus. Two in the green. The green room.

Yes, yes, yes. All right. Have a good one. Congrats. I knew I was going to get that damn.

All right. I doubt the boys. Listen, the boys there right now, they're number thirty one in our power rankings.

They moved up from thirty two. We stand in solidarity with Doug Farar.

He had them dead last because of their ability to contain the virus. So now they're above the jets.

That's it. Yes. Yes, they're above respectable.

We respect the boys also a very I think I'm gonna start watching the boys TV show because I see so many people on Twitter talk about it to the boys are even more.

Oh, the boy. Got it. Got it. Yeah.

But dude, subscribe to Boston with the boys. They're are friends and they, they work for our school and we love them.

And we love Vrabel. We love Vrabel. Do you have a call. You had your call. Yeah. No, my Cothran is tight pants. Walker Bueler wearing some tight white pants, tidy whities on the mound. We're not there. And I guess a lot of people are talking about it. I've I'm always confused why baseball players wear pants in general.

Why is that not a short sport?

White Sox did one game, remember, they were the softball shorts. They should do more of that. There's absolutely no reason to be wearing pants out there if you're if you're a baseball player. My other cool Cothran is just retro stuff.

Just stuff being retro. Apple did their big thing today. I don't know what they even call it. Is it like Apple icon?

Is it Jobs con jobs gone and they showed off their new also in Brazil. Also in Brazil. Yeah.

And one of their phones is just a retro phone. It's just like a 2009 model iPhone I can now buy to pretend like it's an old iPhone, but with current updates on it. So yeah, it's probably gonna have like an even older U2 album that's already uploaded to it.

I think there's actually like there's a new market for phones that are being sold that can't get on the Internet. Oh, like the Internet is so addicting. People are now have phones where it's just you can't do any apps, you can't do anything. It's just a good old fashioned phone.

It's like Nicorette gum. Yeah. A phone. Yes.

You get a Nokia may put a snake in. That's it. I like that actually. No email, no fan of that. Yeah, I like it too.

So yeah. Retro is back retro closer. Back to always retro. Yeah. That's probably about the limit of it. I don't think you'll see many many other technology companies. No like no plane companies. Boeing is not going to be introducing like a retro.

I'll be cool. A retro spaceship. Right Hank. Don't say it. Don't say it.

Someone I got I have to you. I mean I wasn't going to what. You just brought it up. I, I found the tweet when we announced PBT and I tweeted it and it was like the. The Basel ban talk era is here, and someone said that era crash faster than the challenger. Oh, yeah. Frebel, by the way, give a game ball to everyone in the organization. I like that. That's all.

Whoa. That's actually that's actually true. But you probably should be handing stuff out there, right?

Like, have you learned nothing, Coach Raible? All right. My hotseat is us. We got a lot of shit on, by the way.

It was it was to finers NFL game of the year tonight. That's totally random that he said that after so we're on the hot seat, we had some people who were not so happy that we just ignored the NBA finals on Sunday night, even though we told everyone we're going to do that.

But a lot of people saying we hate LeBron. So I am I made a list of things that I think LeBron does well or complements of LeBron. I'm going to read them off real quick.

He avoids game sevens. His daughter hates him so much, she moved out already.

There it is. He's tall. He's in good shape. He makes over half his free throws. He can dunk.

That's cool. Everyone knows that's cool. For a guy that's balding, it's actually gone pretty slow, like, wouldn't you say, like LeBron sort of balding, like eight years. Yeah, it's been a while.

He's, you know, he's a functional alcoholic. So that's good that he can still do his job. His son is good at basketball. That's cool. He can live through his son.

You can live vicariously through his son. Everything that he never attained.

He can hope that that his son, Junior, never loses a championship in the finals. He's independently wealthy. Yep. He's a Browns fan. And the Browns are good this year. He's also a Yankees fan.

He's also Yankees, not Cowboys. Yeah, Cowboys. He's an Olympic gold medalist. And he's the second best player to be born in Akron, Ohio, behind Steph Curry.

Correct.

So that's our compliments of LeBron. All the people say that we hate. Show me something on that list that is hating.

I do like his tweets this week, though, after he's won the championship, like every now and again, he'll tweet out like it just hit me. I'm a world champion right now.

I just realized life is good. He's just cheesing. So, yeah, I'll give credit to LeBron. He did not lose the NBA championship this year. Congratulations on LeBron for not losing credit to LeBron.

He did a good job while Dragic and Bam were hurt. But that cut that part because that was kind of backhanded. We're we're compliments of LeBron podcast now just for this episode. Hank, say something nice about LeBron for real.

He can dribble through his legs. All the pictures and videos, I'm happy that Rajon Rondo is getting his praise and that, like, that's some kind of good for LeBron.

Again, good for LeBron. Again, for winning the championship. Not this time. You could get Rajon Rondo the praise he deserves.

Try it again. That's it. He's a good teammate, OK? It was nice of him. He's the GM. He traded away other young talent. I guess it was the right move, whatever.

But he also brought in Rondo.

So he's a good he's a good. He's a good GM. I'll say that he brought in Rajon Rondo. That was a good move by him. Yeah.

He's also very loyal to his scapegoats. So bring in J.R. Smith and the guy that you know, the team where he's, you know, flipping out on him in game one a while ago. It just goes to show you that he understands the value of having somebody around that you can blame if you screw up.

Right, right. Right. It's smart to do that. Very smart guy. It's very true. And then my cooldowns Clayton Kershaw, because he had a back spasm so he can't lose in the playoffs when his back goes out.

Good job by him, is it? Wait, how long is he up for. Just got scratched on today's start. OK, so he millworker Bueler blew that back out with those tight pants.

Yeah exactly. Can't can't handle looking at that.

Billy, would you like to go quickly hotseat Tony Dungy for saying that it was a bloke, this one for Dak Prescott to get hurt.

Was it what you say Tony Dungy got blasted for saying it was a blessing in disguise that Dak Prescott got hurt?

Well, just clamped down for the Dallas Cowboys. Oh, OK. And then Doc Antle got arrested.

Also hotseat. And my concern is cranberry juice, because after The Departed, I thought cranberry juice was like four girls and then it got brought back with the tick with the Fleetwood Mac guy.

Yep, yep.

Like I like Tony Dungy, his name getting brought up. I feel like it's been a while since a player has had to rehabilitate their image by just like accepting a meeting with Tony Dungy. Yeah. Because he used to be the one that you would go to if you fucked up at all. You just like sit down with Tony and you do an interview with, like Tom Rinaldi or somebody like that and then instantly boom your bags back.

You've learned how to move on from your mistakes. Who's going to be the first guy to genuinely say that Andy Dalton is just as good as Dak Prescott?

Tony Dungy. Tony Dungy. Yeah, actually, Tony Dungy. Stephen Schipp. Well, Stephen Hayes, the Cowboys. Skip Albert Pryor feels like he might be in the running mate.

Um, we should I wish we could put a bet out to genuinely say it like, hey, you know, Andy Dalton, he's just as good as Dak I Danielewski.

Yeah, I could see him because Andy Dalton is everything.

Dan Orlovsky wanted to be right. If he had maximized his talents, I could see that.

Yeah, see that. Or he won't say that exactly. But he'll say something along the lines of Andy Dalton when he's operating at his best. Does everything that you need to win an NFL game as good as Dak Prescott, which is a way of saying.

Right. He's as good couching it. Yes.

Yes. Billy, if you have a cultural ability or no. You had a right. Yeah. OK, good job. Thanks. Why are you down? I'm not that. All right. You did a good job. What do you say, Hank? I mean, it's kind of in the same conversation.

We're just talking about it, so I just forgot to bring it up. Morris Spits NBA player. He just tweeted this video out. That's a meme. And he wrote Just the messenger, dot, dot, dot. And then the meme is a picture of Kobe and Jordan celebrating. And the text on the meme says, Back then we used to celebrate three peats. Now kids are out there celebrating four titles in ten tries and called Greatness.

Oh, man, I'm just the messenger of beats being the messenger. What?

Jordan never celebrated a title until he repeated it. Yeah, they didn't celebrate single titles back. That's true. I was like a regular season for them. That's incredible. So is that implying that Michael Jordan's dead?

But what I thought was one of those memes where it's like Kobe and MJ, like Romney was up there, OK, come on, sweet prince.

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Oh, OK. We now welcome on recurring guest, friend of the program, New Shark Tank Season twelve is out. It is. Mark Cuban. Thank you for joining us as always. Where do you want to start? You want to start with the hard questions, the easy ones.

I'm good. I'm good. You go. I'll follow your lead. You guys are the pros, OK? Not to interrupt the process, OK?

Do you think Luca flops too much? No. No, it just doesn't flop well enough to get the call, but they'll get better. I had two years to get better.

So going back, I do actually want to talk about the bubble. You know, that playoff run that you guys had was incredible because it seems like a team that's on the up and maybe, you know, that series with the Clippers was fantastic. Do you go away? There's no good losses, but you go away from the playoffs this year being like, man, this is awesome. Our future couldn't be brighter.

Well, I feel a lot better than when we did make the playoffs. I mean, look, who knows what would happen if we had KP the whole time? I mean, he was killing it and then losing him those games. And then the injury was really tough for us. But he'll be back stronger than ever. And so, yeah, we've got to Cornerstone's and KP and Luka and from there we've got a lot of good players around him.

You know, a couple pieces, you know, one one more piece I think really gets us to competing for a title. It's just a question of whether or not we can get that player.

Yeah.

So, I mean, there is some additional pressure on you now because you know that you have a team that could be good if you make the right move and if you make the wrong move, me and Big Cat are going to crush you for it for the next five years, you know, because I'm used to it.

Never. We went, you know, ten years in a row and in 50 plus games and, you know, making the playoffs every year for fifteen years or six years or so. You know, we're used to that pressure. I like it, man, because, you know, the worst pressure is being on the outside, looking in and not knowing how you're going to get there. And so I'll take the pressure of having to perform over being not being in the playoffs every single time.

Yeah, but now there are these expectations that come with it. People are going to say, like, OK, you need to put a team around those two cornerstones that you have. How do you go about evaluating, like, OK, this is the right type of person that's going to make them better. That'll make us you know, that'll take us to a finals and maybe a championship.

Yeah. You look at the skill sets, obviously. I mean, look, it's going to going to be able to score. He's going to be able to create he's going to be able to get guys shots. Luke is the type of player that makes everybody better and keeps the type of player that's always open. Right. You're going to have a defensive presence, but you put them outside the three point line, Luke. You can always give him a shot.

And KP can always be open, particularly if he's trailing. Now, from there, we just you know, where we got challenged is defending really good wing players. You know, the bronze, the Kawhi Paul Georges. You know, we need to have more depth there to support Dorian Finney, Smith, you know, so we have better defenders that can also score and hit an open three and maybe one more ball shot create or somebody can create their own shot to take some of the pressure off a Luca.

You put, you know, add one or two of those guys. And I don't even think they need to be a superstar, just guys who can really play. I think we'll be in really good shape.

That was nice of you to include Paul George in there. You know, the all time greats, Kawhi LeBron. Well, it's up. It's time for Paul Jordan.

Yeah, he's Paul George is right around. Time to switch teams again. So you might you might be you know, we're not going to Tampa, but, you know, that's smart of you.

Where's the company line with ratings? What are we saying about the ratings?

Yeah, whatever you want to talk about. I mean, look, you know, the finals weren't as good as we would have liked them to, but you got to look at all the whole TV spectrum, right? TV ratings just down across the board. I mean, when you've got a million choices, it's tough. And to you know, our biggest fan base comes from GenZE and younger millennials. They you know, the biggest fans of our stars consume more basketball in NBA than any other sport online.

But they don't have cable. Right. They don't have satellite. And so they couldn't even get ESPN and TNT. So that's a real problem for us that we've got to figure out. You know, and plus, there was just so many sports. Look, it's not about making excuses. The reality is this is just a different year. You know, if going forward we don't rebound, then we can have the conversation, OK, what do we have to do differently?

But I don't think you can look at the ratings and compare them when, you know, you look at other sports, you know, Stanley Cup was down sixty one percent. The Preakness, the Triple Crown, the whole Triple Crown was down huge. And nobody's going to sit here and try to tell me horses are woke, you know, and that's why ratings were down. And so, you know, it's I think it's just an issue that once things get back to their normal time of year, then it'll be fine.

We pointed this out that they've never had a police horse run in the Kentucky Derby. So maybe they are getting a little bit OK with that.

They've never had a police horse, a law enforcement horse. You know, the horses that you see going through Central Park, they've never been involved. So maybe it is a work issue.

Listen, I. I agree with you in I think there's people pick apart ratings all the time and they try to fit whatever narrative we are creatures of habit. So I do agree with you in the fact that, like, I know I love the NBA, I love watching basketball, but when football's on, I'm watching football, it's hard to compete with it. Do you have any regrets about your famous football comment from 2014?

No, because it changed, you know, because. Yeah, I said. Hugs if that biscuit fat hogs get slaughtered and the NFL is going to have trouble. I still got about five more years. Yeah, they said that you go five to 10 more years. But again, look versus then twenty sixteen was the peak of traditional cable and satellite. And from there, cord cutting is just blown up. Right. And not only do people cut the cord, they don't even sign up for cable to get started.

And so it's just a completely different media landscape and sports landscape. So all bets are off. We're going to have to compete. And it's not like you're right. If you're more NFL over NBA or vice versa, that's where you're going first. But literally, our biggest competition is Netflix and Amazon Prime and all the streamers, because they've got more subscribers, there's more subscribers on Netflix than there are on ESPN. And so we've got to deal with how are we going to get people to watch on the platforms we're on because we're not on the most popular platforms anymore.

How does the challenge how does that look for you moving forward into the next season? Because I know that some of the dates are still up in the air. Would it even be a possibility? I mean, as an owner, from a financial standpoint, you do need ticket money coming in at some point to make it a successful business. Are you guys is it a total nonstarter right now to say we're going to start the season without fans?

I don't know, honestly. I mean, we obviously would like to have fans and you've seen it with football. I think, you know, college basketball might not even start before we do or probably will start. So we'll see what happens there. And, you know, you're seeing things in arenas that have five, six thousand people. So if they can do it without people having a problem, I think there's a good chance that we can at least have fans there no matter when we start.

And Adam said, you know, January, February at the earliest. But hopefully, you know, there's a vaccine that people trust and that gets people out of the house. Because what I do think is that once we get that vaccine and people are confident to go out and not spread out, there's going to be a huge bounce back. And the snapback is going to be off the charts. I mean, people are going to want to get out.

They're going to want to do things. They're going to want to hang knowing they're going to take their family members out without stressing. I mean, Vegas will be the wildest Vegas has ever been. And just watching sports and going to sports would be crazy, because I think, you know, the one thing about going to a game like a man's game, the energy is incredible. Right. And I miss that energy walking into an arena and just feeling it right.

And I think that's going to help us in a big way when we can come back and when people are confident.

Yeah, it is a little things that you kind of like when you're watching a movie and you see in the movie people out in a bar watching game, you're like, Oh, man, I forget what that feels like.

You kind of just you didn't even realize how much you've missed on those little things until you see it. What's talk to me about this. We all getting a thousand bucks. You think we should get a thousand bucks? You want to give us some bucks?

A little man. And so, look, you know, our economy is driven by consumer demand. Two thirds of the economy is consumer demand. And so we've got two problems that we need to fill. One, we got people who can't pay their bills. And if you can't pay the rent, you can't pay the mortgage, you can't pay for food. You can't pay for child care. Then the economy stops and comes to really, really declines.

And so we start to see that in some communities already. So the idea of a thousand dollar stimulus every two weeks is that when people have money to spend, we can boost up the economy. And, you know, they pay their mortgages, they pay the rent, they spend it where they need to spend it. Those businesses benefit and that buys this time. That's not a long term solution. I'm not saying you give it every two months, every two weeks, four for twenty years.

But if you do it every two weeks for a couple of months and you also make it, you have to spend it or lose it, use it or lose it. That puts money into the economy. That has a multiplier effect that helps businesses grow and it helps us get through this mess and hopefully to the other side. If we don't do it, if we don't have any type of stimulus, you're going to see a lot more people losing their jobs at the lower end.

It's not you know, you're going to be fine, right? People making seventy five grand or more are going to be fine. It's the people that are the essential workers that are working in health care, that are working in lower end sales. They're going to lose their jobs. And we're already starting to see those furloughs. You're starting to see banks and airlines talk about laying people off. And that's just starting right. Because no one thought that we would be that we would still be in this mess come mid-October.

Yet here we are. So that's why I thought it was important to put that out there and we'll see what they actually do. And hopefully that comes quickly because a lot of people are struggling.

You should just run for president and do the like, you know, those Twitter scams that always people be like, I got check out my bank account. I have one hundred thousand dollars. I'm giving away a thousand dollars to everyone who tweets. You should do that.

Right, right. Hustle for man of all about the hustle point. Tweet me, baby. Yeah. Money. Money for everybody. Yeah. Yeah. All right. I actually think. Getting a little serious here, it's important, obviously, to have a stimulus going because there are already a ton of people that have lost their jobs were six months and almost seven months into this thing. We need to have seriously, like either a complete moratorium or forgiveness on rent for anybody that that is going through financial hardship as well as mortgage.

So, you know, obviously, you'll hear from landlords saying like, well, if you if everybody stops paying the rent, then I can't either, you know, my income goes away.

That's right. Yeah. That's why you do it as that's why you do it with the checks. Right. Because if you just do it from the top down and try to get the landlords not to just let people go on the rent, all the cascading loans and everything that they have creates Cascade themselves. Put it, if you put money with the people that have to spend their money, then the first thing they're going to do is pay their rent.

Right. And they know they're going to get a check and two more weeks. And so then they're going to be able to afford the food and the other necessities that they have. And that money then goes to the landlords, which then goes to the the banks and follows its way all the way up. I'm a big believer in bottom up economics, not top down, top down doesn't work. Even the Democratic version of top down where you create all these different programs and then have people signing up and then hope the money gets through all the bureaucracy and down to the people who need it.

That hardly works. Right? But if you give people if you get money in the hands of people who need it for necessities and that's why it's a use it or lose it type thing, that you use it on, things you have to spend that top up is what energizes the economy. And it creates what's called the multiplier effect. So that money goes to your landlord who spends it somewhere else, who spends it somewhere else, and it ends up helping the economy more than doing it from top down.

Bipartisan populism. So even that you're right, even the Democrats, you know, they're claiming that they're the ones that want to spend a shitload of money and give this big stimulus package, essentially. But they're all about like tax credits. And like, if you're a small business owner, then you get to do X, Y and Z. And I think you're right. I think what's important right now is the actual people, the working people that haven't been able to make money, they need a way to get through this.

It should not matter if they're a business owner or not. What tax bracket they fall into should be immaterial to come bottom up.

Absolutely. Because now, especially like when you look at the actual numbers, the unemployment rate may be like eight point four percent, but that's after so many, particularly women, have left the economy right, because they got to stay home and watch the kids because they can't go to work. It's because people who are in the essential jobs are getting furloughed or laid off. And the IRS, there's this guy, this Harvard economist named Chetty, I think his name is white or something like that, who basically said, if you're making seven, if you were making seventy five grand or more, the unemployment rate now is like three point eight percent.

If you're underneath that, the unemployment rate's like sixteen and a half percent, give or take. Right. And so the people that have struggled are struggling more because they're the first ones getting laid off. They're the first ones that employers think that they can replace or get somebody else to do more of their work. And that's unfortunate. And that's why, again, I'm a big believer in the stimulus program, and it's really fucked up that the first stimulus ended July thirty first or whatever it was.

And here we are months later.

And there are all these politicians are just bitching and bitching and bitching about what they want and not what the American people need.

So I don't really understand the economy. Maybe you can help me out on this. If we don't give a stimulus, what's that money doing? Is it is it sitting around? Is it just like in a big pile somewhere, just collecting dust?

No. I mean, look, it depends on where it comes from. So one hand we're borrowing it, right? So the money comes from. So initially we borrow it either from me, you we borrow it from China, we borrow it from the UK investors around the world who buy our Treasury bonds or we issue it in different ways through the banks and without going into too much detail, it allows the money to get funded into the system or into the Treasury, rather, who then can release the checks.

And so it's not effectively printing dollar bills, but it's creating enough money that those checks could be written. Now, that in turn, is that right? So supposedly we have to pay it back. But there's this whole thing called modern modern monetary theory that says that there's a certain threshold of debt that you can keep on adding every year to the national debt as long as the economy is growing at the same rate. Because look, you know, look at your own personal finances.

When you were just getting started, all debt was bad debt, and then all of a sudden having a thousand dollars in debt was livable because you were making enough and you were bringing in more income. Then depending on how big you got, you can deal with a bigger mortgage. Right, because you could do it against your house. Well, we already have the Fed who has stated that interest rates are going to be close to zero. So when we borrow money like that now, the amount of interest we pay is actually less than what.

We were paying a few years ago, and the question becomes, if you do a stimulus program like this, can you get a better return than the point six, six or whatever it is, interest rates that we're currently playing, paying? I think we can. Now, this is not something you do forever. But in transition from this big mess that we're in, can we get a better multiplier return or increased productivity more than the interest rates we're paying from people we borrow from?

If the answer is yes, then you do it. And but there's so much dogma, so much dogma. You know, the Republicans are coming out saying we don't need more debt. OK, I can understand the point. The Democrats are saying, OK, we need more, we can spend more, but we need to raise taxes without really saying, OK, how are we going to raise taxes? Or I don't mind paying more taxes. But I do think the way that even Biden, who I'm going to vote for, is saying that he's going to make the capital gains rate the same as regular income tax rates.

If you make over a million dollars, that's a huge mistake because that's going to negatively impact investment and creating jobs, et cetera. So the modern monetary theory says you don't have to raise those income taxes. Right. There's money there because the whole economy is just growing and at these low level of interest rates. And there's probably going to be an economist that knows this a lot better than I do, saying I got it wrong somewhere. So I apologize in advance.

But effectively, it's saying, look at the pie. If the economy is growing, we can take on more debt. And you don't have to do it to raise taxes. You don't have to raise taxes as long as you're growing the economy fast enough. So, you know, to me right now, we've already done that to the tune of six trillion dollars, give or take, to do one more year or two more years and see what happens.

Then it's worth doing because there was a point in time not long ago, like 2010, when we had the last Great Recession, where people said, well, if we print this much money, added, borrow this much and add it to the economy, then inflation is going to go through the roof. That never happened. Now people are saying all the things you're hearing from the Republicans, we can't add to the debt and all the Democrats, we have to raise taxes on everybody over four hundred thousand.

Well, we should just give this modern monetary theory approach with the stimulus payments a chance to work and see what happens, because you never know where it'll end up. And so that's kind of like my long winded answer on all this. I just think we go with what what's been working with the stimulus payments. And I think that's going to benefit the economy a whole lot more than the Democratic approach or the Republican approach.

It's I mean, essentially just a future US problem. I'm running the economy. I'll handle it later. What's your idea? Well, I just had one question about the economy real quick. What about Mark, the people on Twitter with the rose in their handle that say eat the rich? Are you worried they're going to actually try to eat you?

You know, I know I'm salty. Yeah.

And so, you know, the staffing levels are going to go through the roof. So I don't think that's going to be very good.

OK, just be careful, because they're they're talking a lot about eating a lot of the rich. But I've been seeing a lot of.

I know the guillotine on it. Yeah. Yeah. Baeza I think Jeff says outside Bezos. Yeah, we're going to eat that guy.

So my Shark Tank idea is just why don't we form just a badass group, basically kind of like an X-Men style, or was that that Sylvester Stallone movie The Avengers know where they all kicked everyone's ass?

Rocky for Billy knows as Billy was The Expendables. Why don't we just put together these? We'll just use those people from The Expendables to go overseas and then just steal everybody's money and bring it back to the United States.

That's Cold War. Oh, should we start wars? Yeah, no. I mean, wars are justified differently now. It's bits and bytes, not bombs and bullets. It's just, you know, that's how we're going to be fought for. Hopefully, you know, what's really cool to think about is when do we get the real terminators? Because we're getting closer and closer. You've got processing speeds and chips that keep on going up and up and up.

You've got five GS, so and going to six. So you'll be able to communicate with these robots that are out there. The two missing pieces are manual dexterity. They can't really use their fingers yet on robots and batteries. Well, things in life. And as you can't be plugged into an outlet. Yeah.

And humor like I'm in you. I'm not worried about robots until they can make people laugh. When they can make people laugh, I'm fucked. That's my whole take on robot.

You seem to be a lot about what you seem to know a lot about their strengths and weaknesses. Are you are you invested in the artificial intelligence space? Do you have.

Oh, yes. Yeah. Big time. So yeah. Robotics big time. That's the future right there. You creating your own robot army. My own robot army. Not yet, no but yeah. But you know, serious question.

Like are you a little worried that the robots will turn on us. No, not yet. Like maybe an. One hundred years, I guess that will be a possibility, but not now. Well, what the fuck? Why? You're just that's another future. You're like, I don't care. I won't be here in one hundred years.

Yeah. My kids will be around. Right. But, you know, there's going to be ways there's going to be ways to deal with that. But at the same time, like we're going to be able to implant these chips so they'll be customized chips that we don't like. We know so little about the brain right now. Your body is like one big math equation with trillions of variables. And we know one tenth or one millionth of one percent of what those variables are or top that hundred years from now, we're going to be able to recreate at least some portion of that into chips, implant them in your head, and you will have these custom chips that are able to do all these different capabilities that people can't do right now.

Like it will have all that dexterity. Plus we won't need power. So we'll have an edge on all the robots will kick their ass.

And then we can we can affect them with a virus. If they if they get, like, too out of control. I'm out. I'm out. Why write the malware? That's right. And so we'll give the malware right. And so we'll be able to take over their credit cards, too.

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You had a couple of days ago, you had some controversial comments where you said you didn't think LeBron title was real and the bubble doesn't count. Can you expand on that?

You didn't say. I mean, I just, you know. Yeah, I didn't say that.

Oh, well, you said we're going to just keep LeBron at three, three and six and we'll just keep going pretending this season didn't happen. That was what you said.

Yeah. No, I'm good with that. You like that, right? Yeah. Yeah.

You know what he said. Look, the season that's so messed up. That's not a seven. No, no, no, no. We said best out of twenty three. Right. Right.

Exactly, exactly. I saw that you you've actually been helping out Delonte West recently. You did, you did a pretty good thing. You helped track him down. How did that come into motion. Did you, did you get a call from a friend or from a relative of his or like a former.

No, you know, we had tried to help the day before and it didn't work out. I don't think he was ready yet. And then I saw the pictures and people saying that he was in Dallas and where he was I seventy five and like six thirty five, which is like two miles from my house. And so I started driving around looking for him and went and hunted down his mom's phone number. I got a hold of his mom and basically, you know, can you ask her for his number and got his number and left a message for him.

And, you know, he didn't call me back for a few days. Then he called me back and I told him bluntly, don't move. I'm coming to get you. And that's what I did. I went and got him a hotel room, let him sleep it off, went and got him some food and sat there waiting for his mom to get there and waited with him. And then she got him on a plane and got him to rehab.

And so you probably saw the picture. And then I just got a picture today. He was skydiving, skydiving. So he's making progress.

I just hope he stays with it. You know, the first couple of weeks are tough, but, you know, going through rehab and and dealing with addiction, that's not easy. And dealing with mental illness, that's not easy. And so I hope he fights his way through it.

That's awesome. World needs some more like positive stories. So it's a it's a cool, just genuinely positive story.

Can we talk a little about Season 12 Shark Tank? Yeah. Do we have any any favorite? Are you let's start here. Are you worried at all that people are now coming on Shark Tank to just get that like pop of publicity and they don't actually want to do deals? You know what?

In the past, you would have been right. And that pissed me off all the time. But now this season, you know, we had to go. The sharks were in a bubble that was ten times more strict than the NBA bubble. Literally. We went from our room down the hall. There was like masking tape everywhere to tell us where to go. The elevator we had to take the make up. People were in like hazmat suits. Then we went on set to shoot.

We shot out nine hours or ten hours a day, whatever, went right back to our room and did the whole thing again.

And so. It was strict, so those entrepreneurs that that came, they also had to quarantine at least eight days and some of them a lot longer, and so they were stuck there. So they weren't just messing around. They really needed help. And, you know, the whole, you know, pandemic is really messed with a lot of people's businesses. And, you know, we saw some really smart businesses that have pivoted and that we really help.

But there are there are some really favorites in there. There are some really good deals because the people that were able to stick it out through quarantine really wanted it and really were good people. And I did more deals this season than I ever have in any other shark tank. I like it. I like it.

Have there been any businesses that come on that are like pretty well-established businesses, like successful businesses?

Well, I don't know when this is going to air, but I can't tell you what happened. But there was a deal with dinosaurs that was the most incredible, incredible Jurassic Park type shit I've ever seen in my life. You're making just amazing and all. And they had these things set up, like these were the actual dinosaurs they used in Jurassic Park and, you know, the brains behind them and all that because there's a new Jurassic Park movie coming out or trying to come up, I guess, these days.

So it was stunning.

And we had other deals where there's just there's just a lot of this was easily the best season in terms of good companies, because the companies that made it and stuck it out through the quarantine were companies that were really agile and fought their way through a pandemic. So like I said, I did more deals than ever before and the season was great.

That sounds very similar to my idea. I pitched to Barbara Corcoran when she was here. I just I pitched her Jurassic Park, everything that you saw in the movie. But we're going to do it in real life. We're going to do the embryos. We're going to create dinosaurs, put them on an island. She's heavily interested in that.

OK, so I love it. Right. So you do the real thing. We'll do the simulation. OK, so me and Barbara are going to team up in that to be the blueprint. Right. She said there's no way you'd have the guts to go through on it.

What? Yeah. So Barbara wanted to be in business with me, but she was like, yeah, don't worry about cubes. There's no chance that Cuba even wants to do something like this. He's not a risk taker.

That's true. Yeah. You just watch to see what happens. You're proven wrong. You just watch. And I love Barbara, but sometimes she's full of shit.

OK, I'll put you down. Is also it. That was my way of trying to get you interested by generating false competition against your rival.

And it works at work. Absolutely. That's the easiest way to get Mark Cuban to want to do something is tell him that someone said he couldn't do it.

Yeah, that's pretty darn close to the truth. Yes, Lou is the truth, I think.

When was last time we talked to you? I think we talk to you right during the pandemic when it started. Yeah.

We talked early in a pandemic and then before that was Super Bowl. Super Bowl.

So we have the partial sportsbook app is out now. Are you still kicking yourself that you didn't the impious when you could have? You have pretty much I mean, I was thinking about it and thinking about that was a big mess, like we're doing stuff now with gambling. We're coming up with new bets that, like, are just, you know, we're going to kick everyone's ass.

No, it's brilliant. Guys, you guys deserve a ton of credit, man. I think, like I told you then, you know, it's a grind. It's not an easy business. And you guys definitely had your grind on and made it work. You guys deserve a ton of credit.

When are we getting when are we getting gambling in Texas?

Hopefully sooner rather than later, because that certainly helps the sports business. You know, I don't know when it happens, but I think now every state is going to need that revenue. So there's going to be somehow some way that it happens.

OK. All right. Yeah, because I, I did I remember I had the Lukáš Buzzer Beater game, I bet against the Mavs and I was so mad at myself because that's like such a fun moment, like, goddammit, how could you do that.

You never forget it man. Because I wasn't in the bubble. I was on my on my elliptical. Right. And I'm watching it because I can't watch it with my family or anybody else's. I get so intense. So I just like, burn off the intensity on the elliptical while I'm watching the game and I'm sweating and hit that shot and I'll run it through the house, jump it all my kids jumping on my wife and they're being disgusted. I mean, that was unbelievable.

Yeah, unbelievable.

He lives for those moments and credits the NBA for pulling it off because there was, you know, when sports came back. I know that there's a lot of people who are skeptical and say, like, we don't need sports, need to focus on sports matters, sports matter to people's day to day lives. And they matter to our entertainment and like what we look forward to. And I think there are some people that forget that they forget what being a sports fan is and how much it really does matter to people's lives.

Yeah, I agree with you 100 percent. And, you know, credit to Adam Silver and the staff at the NBA for making it all work.

I mean, zero positives and credit to the guys to being away from their families, you know, most of them from for weeks or months at a time and sticking to the protocols.

Man, that's hard. You know, just doing everything by the book and doing it for your teammates and doing it because literally one or two knuckleheads out of hundreds of guys and thousand plus people could have brought down the entire thing and nobody did. And that's hard, man. Just look at, you know, these guys, a bunch of them are the same age as college kids. And look what's happening on college campuses, you know? And so for us to have our guys really stick through it, it's it's really I'm proud of them and I was really happy about it.

Yeah. One thing I miss from these playoffs was Mark Cuban gets a four hundred thousand dollar fine for criticizing officiating. I needed you in the building to be interviewed for, like some reporter to stick a cassette in front of your mouth after a game. When you're heated, you say something a little off the cuff and then boom, get that notice that that push notification.

I wish I could have been there, man. I so wish I could have been there. Yeah. Because I kept on thinking about, OK, would they be able to hear me from where they put the onus. Right. Yeah. Yeah. Would they be fighting me for some of that stuff like when KP got ejected. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Definitely saved you some money.

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Thank you for for helping. That's why the cubes is the best. He helps out the advertisers. Keep everything going. All right. So I'm passing off the cross-country mortgage. Last question to our intern, Billy, who just sat in front of us. He has Billy. He has an app idea. Now, Billy, just to give a background, if they did the like, you know, the background when they're walking up the shark tank, Billy is as prototypical of a 21 year old bro that you can imagine.

He owns like seven. What? What does he know? Well, he's a former football player. He's got hasn't graduated college. He owns a zoo at his house. He is way too many animals and yet happily. Go ahead.

Hi, Mr. Kuban. I would like to. Thank you. I would like to address a large gap in the food and beverage industry that grows ever larger every day as covid and a new generation of consumers enters the market. I have developed with some of my associates an ability you got to talk up my eye when you're talking to the Mike Bailey, I have an idea for a marketplace that will get information from producers to consumers in the nightlife and entertainment industry.

How would act is it would crowdsource information real time from people on the street going to, let's say, a bar or restaurant, so they could then say like ways where if you pass a police officer on side of the road, you can report that. And then it goes to the greater.

It once uploads the app because the large population of users, what's what's the information columnist, you know, going so as so, let's say, especially in the age of covid, you don't want to go to a crowded bar or nightclub. You go to the venue and say, oh, you get there, it's crowded.

You then can report that on the app for a reward system, which then gets dicier so people can not go where it's crowded because it covid, which I get.

But but also if people want to go to dead bars, be where a lot of individuals actually do want to go to bars where they can actually receive service and not just go to the most popular bar.

So but here's the thing.

If you go on Google Maps and I forgot my answer to the crosscountry mortgage question is, if you go to Google Maps, it kind of tells you that because what they do is they kind of don't care about your privacy. And so they know where everybody's at and they're able to tell you what what places are busy and what places are not during a particular time period. So that's going to make it tough. Now, if you want to make a better interface on top of that, what you could do for your business is interface with Google Maps and pull that data and have that crowdsourcing part where people can also add to it the information like it's crowded, not crowded.

Good, bad. Because remember, hopefully Kopa is not going to be here forever. And by the time you finish this app, you know, people may want to go back to where it's crowded. So you got to be able to turn the switch in your crosscountry mortgage question pitch.

Right. But I think this would play a great role in, you know, a lot of time. Basically, we have a new generation that if they don't go out, if they go to the first or second bar and they're not having a good time, they're just going to go home and watch Netflix and smoke weed.

This make sure that the time they first go to the bar, it's the bar that they want to hang out.

So I guess that's all I'm told. I get that. But what I'm saying is by the time you write this product and developed this app, you know, six months from now, you get it done. Hopefully we're at least partially on the other side of the ship and you're going to have to adjust. So it's not a bad idea, right, knowing where to go. But what I'm telling you is the catch 22 and crowdsourcing is it's because there's other products.

Oh, my God. Foursquare has a product that does it and Facebook has check ins. Right. So that people want to go on Facebook and check in, but people don't really use it for that. So you've got to be able to convince people to do it. And so you start off with the Google Maps and then you do your pitching and you're promoting and trying to get a viral to get people to contribute so that you can do what you want to do and then you have to be prepared to deal with that post pandemic.

Well, that all makes sense. Now, if you can get that to work, that maybe you can get the bars, you know, and advertisers and liquor companies and whatever to pay you to do some things. But it's not going to be easy because a lot of this has been done before. Talk about the ratio.

Well, it's all about it's all about chicks. Billy was trying to focus in like a big public health blanket. In reality, this is the funny part about the right go.

You basically can get people like let's say you basically get demographic's to go where you want a lot of chicks in the park, you know, so it's OK to actually see how many are at this next bar and the vibe of the bar before you actually go.

He's like, no, I get the vibe. It's going to sell the front end and back end have already been developed.

It just needs to be you know, I have an idea for to create viral. It's targeted towards young people. Young people are going to use Google Maps.

If you have so you want to filter your name, you want to filter people out like us nonetheless. Yeah, well, so that you you have a new generation that needs an app to date, an app to order food, an app to get home. This is going to be the app that people use that's going to automate club promoters, automate all the stuff that people don't want to deal with when they go out and why they end up on their couch watching Netflix and actually, you know, streamline the industry for this new generation of people who have zero.

Sounds like my life. Now I get you. It's not a bad idea. All I'm telling you is the hard part, the execution. But the idea is, is that right? But the hard part is getting all those pieces to work together. So if you've got the app already written, then the harder part becomes how do you get people to crowdsource that information? Because you don't want to do a filter that just says, OK, here's a demographic.

I want to know where they're at, point me in the right direction and I want ten or fewer people or I'm in the mood. We want to go where there's a lot of people. Right. But we want to know that social justice is enforced or not enforced depending on what you're about. So you can do an app that does. That the hard part is getting how are you going to market it so people participate? Yeah, I think the funniest part of Billy's pitch is that he's like, I've already got written.

It's ready. It's done. Can I just have a bunch of money? Yeah.

He said the front end of the back end are done. That's total bullshit. No, no, no.

I told my former teammates and the kicker did the back end and one of our offense, you don't know what to back in me. It's the coding to do the. There's no chance I was put in motion. Thank you so much. I think I could explain it better there. Yeah.

OK, well, Billy, what's the name of the app? Galla Gallop. OK, first to Trademark Search because that might be tough to. When are you going to release it.

Well, we're looking to you know, once everything starts to open up again, it definitely need some time.

All right. We're in beta, by the way. Let's let's let's throw that name out. The name of the app should be how many dudes questionmark. How many dudes at the bar right now.

Yeah, right. How can you promote it. That's marketing. Yeah. That's what you need to say man. All right. Yeah.

You go to the App Store if you see an app called How Many do you see an app called Yelp one you're looking for Horsens. The other you're like, I know.

Exactly what do you mean gateless? Sounds like you're trying to find a black tie affair. Yeah, I know.

It's how many dudes, a.k.a. are there chicks there. Yeah.

Like anyway, just the ratio would be a thing like, like there could be like a sausage fest but no one's going to go to that bar and the guy at the whole will also like stuff like I don't know, like chill like the type of music, that type of vibe that's going to work.

Yeah. I may not be explaining it the best I.

Right. Thank you. I got you. I got exactly like. So you've been on Yelp, you've been on Google Maps, you've been all the places that try to do a little bit of that. Right. Right. The hard part is just marketing that and get people to use it really good.

That's kind of the easy part because there's a huge platform. Here's my idea for you.

Why don't you get a job at maybe a company with a massive media following with a lot of people that could help you promote this app? I know. So you got to start looking at companies that might be able to.

Yeah, but the problem is the problem is it's all dudes watching the shows write and check it out the podcast. Right. And so how are you going to do with that?

Well, listen, no, no, this is this is the part. So it's also going to be basically a social network of people who can then connect to other people. It's going to get influencers on the app and say, oh, they check your complicatedness.

It's not your fucking. No, I'm not really. It's not too complicated.

Be good or really be really good at one thing and make it work for one thing, then add to it. But it's you try to make it a big social network. Now you're competing with other things. Right. And then it gets more expensive, it gets harder and more problems pop up. We'll see if you can make it right. No source is here, right? Well, and then you grow it from that. Then you can make something happen out of.

Well, if we want to go to wide, that makes it tough.

But if we approach bartenders to give the vibe of the bar at that moment, because that's how I think our distribution would work to get people on the app, then, you know, it's like an empty bar here. People are going to go to a bar with less people.

So you're a bartender at a club and you're starving, right? There's nobody there. Right. You're going to tell the truth. Are you going to lie to get. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're going to. Yeah.

But, you know, there's a huge. Are you going to press this is a sausage fest on your own. You're like so many hot chicks here looking to fuck.

Yeah, exactly right. So it's going to work. All right, you guys, thank you. Billy is a very good pitch. It was very good.

It really got to go for Billy. I'm going to come back for the update.

Yes, there will be no update. There will be. No, no, no. Thank you. Thank you. Yeah. No, next time you come on, you're going to be like whatever happened to Billy Zap.

But it's like, well, they're still working on the front end and the back end back, you know, the back ends.

Not that I've won. My last last question, do you ever have when someone offers just an absurd price, do you sometimes respect it when they're like three percent for ten million dollar investment? You got to kind of respect it, right?

I mean, if it makes sense. Yeah, it makes sense for sure. Right. If they've got a business that that and the valuation justify that, then you're dumb if you don't do it. But if you come on in, it's just total nonsense and you know, you're in the clouds, then. No, I'll just laugh. I mean, you know, I have no problem when someone is just full of crap, I have no problem giving them shit at all.

Yeah, but if someone built up a business. Yeah. Give them give them their props.

Yeah. Like really down to fuck. That's Billy's tcf. Yeah. That's not bad.

I just actually just created an app for Billy where it's like it's tender but it's just for Billy.

That's really then we don't need to do the app, just get laid. I just want to help. He wants to help people stay safe and healthy and not contract covid. Yeah. And help to do it.

And I want to get a boner at a bar while I drink. Yagur Maistre app is the key to doing that.

Yeah, this is awesome. It's a worthy goal and worthy goal. Yes.

And this is perfect because you when we first pitch BASTABLE to you, you call this the Hardik business and we have the next generation of the Hardik business here in Billings. Yeah. So you're dead, right? You're dead right. You're 100 percent right.

All right. Well, thank you so much. And while you can. All right. Thank you so much, Mark. We really appreciate your time, as always.

The best man. Yeah. Good to see so much, man. Appreciate it, guys. Shark Tank, Friday nights on ABC Local 12, do it.

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All right, let's wrap up Billi. Great job with the app. We're going to get anyone who wants to invest in Billy's app. He's ready and we've changed the name.

It's how many dudes know or too many dudes, questionable dudes questionmark or any other chicks there. No question mark.

OK, you know what? I pitched, I swung, you did a good job, you did a good job, stuck out, you're probably just just this, Billy, you tried to be professional. Here's the thing, Billy.

You perspective, you may have totally beefed up your one chance to impress Mark Cuban, but how many twenty one year olds get to pitch Mark Cuban? True. So you're doing pretty damn good, man.

OK, we're going to pump you up also, Billy, just use the tagline.

It's a good idea. Mark Cuban.

Billy, I'll invest. Really? Yeah. Here. How much money? Billy, I'm going to give you 50 bucks. You can I give you 50 bucks today. OK, I'll give you fit. I gave you 50 bucks. That's my investment. Thanks. OK, Billy, I have invested in Billy Zap 50 bucks.

How much are you looking for. What's your. What's your. A round of investing look like. You know. Let's just move on. Let's go. All right. Well because you got the fifty bucks you're going to cash out now. Now I'm not in the mood. OK, ok. All right.

Let's do some guys on ChiX. Some football guys, guys, I did a Boudella photo shoot recently. Wait, wait, wait, wait, or wait.

Baudoin, wait, try it again. Baudier try it one more time.

About while you're getting close to the bourgeoise.

Bouttier Odia a bourgois photo should be funny.

Is like going out to branch out walking your dog and your dogs. That's Instagram boudoir boudoir. OK, who would want just trust the computer.

I'm not I'm not a machine. That's for those of you who don't know. Boudoir is what Cajun people put in those fried balls.

Actually, she clarifies a boudoir photo shoot, which is a photo shoot, mean lingerie or topless.

But I plan to turn the picture and it's a really nice way to say nudes.

This got a French charm to it.

I plan to turn the pics into a book to get my fiancee as a wedding gift. No good job, whatever.

I want to put some words in it, but I can only come up with corny stuff like yours forever.

But it's I don't play what are some fun, playful, slash sexy phrases that I can put in this thing without being too cringe. Thanks.

I don't think the words are going to be that important in this gift. It's a good thought. I appreciate putting in the effort, but a picture is worth a thousand words, so you probably have like six thousand words already.

I actually think you should use this as an opportunity to ask him to do like you know him well. Your fiance, as you're about to get married, use this. Every single picture should have something that, you know, he is deficient in. So it's like, here, my tits, can you please take out the trash? Here's my ass.

Could you put your could you put your your cereal bowl in the dishwasher like that kind of shit like Pavlov's dog.

Yeah. Here's yeah. Here's me and some lingerie. Hey, next time you eat chili try not to put your your shit stained underpants in the hamper.

I kind of shit like that. I like that.

So you can subliminally do it to where maybe one of the shots is in the bathroom and there's a toilet seat that's very much down in the back or just have it. Can they do a magic. I, can they make a magic eye poster out of your nipples.

And so if he stares at it for too long, it says like like, honey, take the dog out, please.

Yeah, like, yeah, you're in the bathroom and there's a roll of toilet paper with no toilet paper on anymore. It's like, change this.

Yes. Like little things. Hi, Dad.

Pat. Hi, Dad. Cat Pat and handsome Hank. I forgot about it and left a tampon in for weeks straight. Should I go to the doctor. Wait.

I did the math, how did you how do you forget that AGP multiple history? Yeah, how?

Oh, Dr. Toxic Shock Syndrome. I read about that once. You did? Yeah. It's actually really serious. You can die. OK, well, there you go. I trust you on this one. Really knows more about the human body than anyone I've ever met. That's a fact.

And employed in the bathroom, a tampon box also. It's like I was like, yeah, I was like, I'm bored on my own.

Everyone's been there where it's like I can't physically take a shit without reading something.

Yeah. Usually it's like shampoo bottle. Yeah, I used to be like that for me. Now is it.

If you, if you keep the tampon on too long for one period, that means you pretty much don't have to use a tampon next time. Right. Rollover minutes.

Yeah, I think so. It's just like when you swallow gum you can have a tampon tree in your stomach. That's a watermelon. That's not true. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's watermelon seed. I oswal all that stuff.

Sure. You know, people forget Hank eats gum. Yeah.

My boyfriend is diehard Patriots fan. Still watching Tom Brady leaving for Tampa Bay. I was born a Jets fan, but for obvious reasons have been considering switching teams. Is this acceptable? Many people have called me a frontrunner.

Yeah, I think you just write it on a cocktail napkin. I resign as a fan of the New York Jets and work for Belichick.

I as long as you don't care about, like, you know, your friends from where you grew up and you're just going to, like, adopt your boyfriend's friends stuff should be fine.

Well, the other thing is you can do I think the Jets fans, maybe not the Patriots, because that's a rival, but Jets fans, I think at this point, if Jets fans like, hey, I give up. Mm hmm. I think no one's going to blame them. Yeah.

Can you make a Lincoln project for the New York Jets so you become a Patriots fan, but you just do it to shine light on the fact of everything that you hated about the Jets when.

Yeah, and that team this is this is a moment in time. I'm going to officially say Jets fans, if you want to declare your freedom, go for it.

But, you know, I, I have a small problem with leveling up immediately to the Patriots. Oh, yeah, you could do that.

But I'm saying go for it. Go for freedom, try out freedom for a couple of years, then go somewhere else. But the jets are such a disaster, they give you nothing, nothing.

The only problem with jumping straight to the Patriots is you're kind of hopping on that bandwagon when they're not necessarily the dynasty that they used to be.

So this you might get blamed.

I'm just saying, if you have a boyfriend that would be signed to do such a thing, he might hold resentment to you and be like, wow, the second you start rooting for the team, they started going 500 all the time and getting coronavirus spread to their best players by Roger Goodell.

Facts support Danforth's Oh KAF Tall and Honk and Free Willy. What the fuck am I wrong for sticking with someone, for just having an Australian accent. I mean, it's a decent relationship of being able to say that on jokes and hearing Australian slang is enough for me. Am I crazy? No, I think that's one of those things.

Life where it it allows you to stay around a little bit longer because every time you introduce your boyfriend to somebody new, you get that residual shock from that other person is going to be like, wow, I love your accent. And it reminds you, oh, yeah, I really do love this guy's accent.

Yeah. Yeah, I'd agree. Also, just any guy that can do an Australian accent that's phishing with dynamite so hot, so hot, I might do an Australian accent.

I was.

Oh I was. That was an allergy boy. That's also British to it.

Kookaburra I am I pretty some cute cabarrus get koalas out, put some koalas on the baby.

That's pretty good news for Grohe is what is being done her. Oh well Bill did you hear my fun animal fact for my show. Yeah.

Or you wank yourself Bill. I'll teach you to say something like a wombat.

Say if you say I'm old Gregg say Ri's shop Kangaroo Jack up lites. Don't it's a trap. No, it makes it sound like you're saying razor blades in Australian rise up blancs rise up lights.

Oh, that does it say it rises up lights.

Now, you made me say something. No, I'm trying to have the lights rise up. Lights. Yeah. There you rise up lights. I need.

Yeah, I need I need rise up lights for my shitty mustache. Rise of lights.

Yeah. Yeah. Well I sort of like Billy Boy because he's got his swag back dinkum.

Hey boys. Especially is he a virgin. I just get that vibe. Thanks.

Oh that's nice. Big verge of a yes. No I fuck. I mean I'm the only one who's proven it. Listen, I have I fucked that. So I'm going to say that's my statements like Jordan facts of I'm back. I have fucked. This happened.

When did Fat John Snow and Ugly are seriously falling gross. It is a road. So when did that happen? I don't know. I just read what they got.

OK, that was that was one of the two rows, but they were right back to back different numbers. So I'll live with my boyfriend for about two years. And this past weekend he accidentally sent me a snapshot of him pissing all over a bar bathroom. I'm talking on the walls. All sounds like he meant send to the boys actually sent to his girlfriend.

Since living together, I felt their bathroom. It smelled horrible, like piss even after being cleaned. I'm freaking out now that he's done this in our bathroom in a drunken stupor. Yeah. How do I address this?

He signed up for the right a camera Samarai. The secret security camera. Oh, yeah.

Set up a camera or I'm pretty sure I'm not there yet as a dad, but I'm pretty sure, like, you're supposed to eat Cheerios in the in the in the toilet and then he'll do target practice.

I've heard that's hard.

Yeah. Well obviously you don't hit it, but you are trying so you're not spraying it every. That actually sounds awesome. I'm going to do that at my house. Yeah. For me.

Yeah.

It is funny that like if we're being totally honest right now, like if we're being completely honest with everyone right now I'm a virgin but only because I revolutionize myself every time I ask for forgiveness and I take an oath.

So like I can go like rail lines off of the strippers. Yeah. And I'll be like the next morning I'm a virgin.

I know if we're being totally honest with ourselves, I'm thirty five and I am probably only ninety three percent potty trained when it really comes down to it. When you count in like poop in your pants and also just like peeing on the seat. Ninety three percent potty trained.

That's a little embarrassing. I mean the people that work here savages.

Yeah that's true. They are.

Ninety three percent is pretty good though. It is pretty good. But it's also hilarious to be like oh got a potty train. It's like well dude, practice what you preach.

You're not potty trained. Yeah. That's more price foul shooting. Yeah. Like my pants all the time.

Not potty trained or when you think you're done peeing and then you realize after someone went in your pants. Right. That's what I'm saying in my pants little dribble. Is it me or have the backs of urinals gotten a lot more rebounding recently. Yeah, there has been a lot of splash.

Yeah I do know that they're putting on these pissers and we didn't have Cheerios when I was growing up, but I always used to go for the experts.

The spot. What does what I'm talking about. What do you mean like in middle school.

I guess it's a little. When were you born. Thank you. Yeah. No, I'm saying I'm saying no, I never I never saw Cheerios in the bathroom. No one ever implemented that cottager. You knew what Cheerios were. Of course. Yes.

But I would always shoot. Henry is like I ate the Cheerios out of the toilet. I don't know what you're talking about.

I would shoot for the you know, the X marks the spot and then I would always splash back. Yeah. But I would still do it sometimes just because it's like.

Yeah, you know, that's why they put those B logos in the urinals. Yes. It's if you pee there it doesn't splash a little like mosquito, right.

Yeah. Yeah. Or the logo. Yeah. Or not.

Don't go for the X yet. Don't go for the X. Why doesn't everyone just have ice in their ice is the best. It's like, it's like you're playing an arcade game, you feel like you're at Dave and Buster's water in the bathroom.

Do that every time. So Deon he always talks about how he pitches outside. I think that's actually I think that's like the number one thing about being rich is that you can just have a property that you can pay on all the time. Like that's the difference. Yeah, well, dogs do it all the time too. Must be so liberating.

Yep. All right, last one. Hey honk ripped cat and pfft. My boyfriend loves animals and has always been overly obsessed with them. He does not fuck slash finger blasts. I'm like football does, but his fetishes seem even worse. He especially loves kangaroos and refers to them as recruits.

He constantly will lift up my shirt and poke his head through the neck hole. He will then pretend he's sitting in my room couch and demand I hit his head and feed him snacks of his choice. He will then make me stand up and say, Mommy, ru baby RU RU needs a thugging, which means he wants to give me a hand job while he was in my pouch. I almost always give him the handjob, but I'm really weirded out by it.

Should I be worried or should I let my boyfriend continue to do what makes him happy?

This sounds perfectly normal to me. Every guy goes through a kangaroo face. Yeah, Roo's, yeah, that's a hilarious thing to call Bress, right, the group, which, by the way, breaking moves to tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick.

Breaking rules even goes further trauma or new-Found.

Through that whole Eisenbeis video, the Fleetwood Mac video was planted. Stevie Nicks has joined.

OK, yeah, it's a plant over, fellas.

It's a plant to plant culture. We've been planting. We've been planted. Really. I want to do a podcast with you about MK Ultra. Oh, sweet. Yeah.

OK, let's do it. I'm just going to get you on all the LSD, a government grade and then just let you talking to him like that's erm Kaled.

I mean I'm going to do MK Ultra on you.

Awesome. Don't be a pussy about it. Just do it debat you know, trip like into a bad trip.

That's true. All right. Oh no. And then we'll go eight eighteen which I took is used in perfume and it's actually really expensive.

So after you're back I miss you on some days.

I also heard that like beaver anus juice was used in vanilla and strawberry ice cream.

That was going to be my fact that, God damn it, how much does he do that? How much does a whale usually just puke Nobel like when it Gisele's. How many gallons do you know? I'm not sure.

Oh, is it sperm whale.

Forty eight. Fifty four.

Nineteen eighty four hundred gallons. Eight eight eight. If you're a serious tech company that wants to invest my Billy football party at Gmail dot com, I swear to God it's going to be awesome. Sixty seven.

It's a lot more put together than it might seem.

When do you think let's do overunder real quick before we go. When do you think the first time one of us will get home before the New Year. I don't think so. Before the New Year. It's one in one hundred odd. So yeah. Love.

Yes I know. It's because we keep the balls and also because five of us do at the same time. Sure. So it's really it's one out of twenty one twenty one out something.

All right. It's five percent. See everyone on weekdays. Hazmi just got blown Friday evening.

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