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We start in Baltimore where it was tough sledding for Lamar Jack, Sonny Bono, who had trouble sharing the rock and couldn't quite dodge tenantry going down the tannahill. Oof! The Ravens defense featured Tyas Bowser's castle with an interception and Princess Peach became a queen as Patrick led the team in tackles, only to be outdone by Derrick Henry, who ran the ball like Mark Ingram made a magic mushroom. They took out the rumble pack after the game as there was no handshake at midfield and the Titans go one up in the AFC South, beating the Ravens in OT thirty twenty four wet and rainy Cleveland, where Carson Wentz was playing drunk, throwing up Jalen Reagor bombs.

But the Eagles aren't getting another big time. That's Camero. Hodge had a big game in the air for the Browns. Austin, who per my last email and the Browns offense was looking forward, forward, forward all day as they matricular a couple downfield masochist. Eagles fans are a lot of pain, but what more hurts going forward?

Try go Eagles Sabahat in Duvall, where the Jaguars took a commanding three oh lead only to have Jake Isaac Lutin crashed to the earth. As for apples were picked from the tree by the Steelers defense BuzzFeed Benny Snell got caught making a great play. Journalism and Canadian Chase play clutch play Chase Claypoole said Sorry, looks like I'm going to score here. Some of those good does.

You know the ones I got the pop. Give me a nice pop. You get them over the Canadian border, the pop you get them. That does catch on more than just eight balls. Deontay Dustin Johnson has mastered the wide receiver position, looking like a guy who has dipped into the great ones gene pool. And the Steelers are going home with a perfect ten, twenty seven to three. Let's talking about Paulina, you know, a touching tribute to my good friend, JFK.

The Texans lowered their convertible roof on November 22nd, exposing the grassy knoll and welcoming a bunch of men from Massachusetts. Anyone got their eyes on Ted Cruz's dad is ours. Are Rex Burkhead exploding back into the left? Kirk koochie Harvey Oswald was post it up and the Texans play book depository. And New England's history of parades won't be continuing. As I see, I shot what to do. Lyndon B. Johnson take over too soon.

Tune in for a full HD recap on Darren Pheles Twitter. As Patriots got their own asses kicked the Texans twenty seven by trendspotting, they got that booted kicked in the nation's capital where Antonio Cromartie Gibson had made a vast difference and bawled out Joe B, Joe B, Joe B, Joe B. I'm begging you, please don't take my man as they had to Dolly Parton borrow off the field in the third quarter. Going from bro to Finley nine to five is a hard way to make a tee.

Higgins Fat Randy Bullock had a couple of voter suppression polls otherwise known as the Washington Post, and the Washington football team is back in playoff contact. Can catch it. Winning twenty tonight. I can't speak. I'm old Gregg in Indianapolis where fellow Austin Rivers got nicked up and is going to MSJ. No disrespect to any place he's trying to put in. These midnight runners said, come on, not him. Oh, I swear. I what he means at this moment you're running means everything.

Rodrigo Blanken shipping up to Boston was heading to field goals like dropkicks and he hits the game winner to Selic for the Colts. Thirty for the Packers. Thirty one in Minnesota, where Dallas raced out to an early lead with help from Cedi Gonzalez Lamb. And speaking of racing fast, Dalvin Diesel Cook ran furiously through the Cowboys defense for one hundred. 15 yards, Adam Field, Lenny Kravitz flew away from the Cowboys, DHBs and Vikings fans want to get away from their existence as Minnesota drops a must win to the hapless Cowboys.

Do the dance, skip. Thirty one twenty eight. Standing on the corner, Jamie Swinson down in no such a fine sight to see it somehow, my Lord, with a joke so warm like crab legs after a robbery.

Come on, take. So let James weigh. Some just don't him around and he not he's not Jason. Some Saints Go Marching 40 tonight, we finish in Las Vegas when we have Patrick Mahomes on the show from the sideline after his incredible late game touchdown, Patrick. It's great being out here in Cincinnati, but it's incredible that stadium. So fucking man, if I was a single guy beyond like Donkey Kong country didn't elect them doing laps around the state.

Well, coach is going to have us taking laps around the winning buffet. Hey, Eddie, bring your own sneeze guard. Did you see Derek Carr's face? It was looking like it was going to be sitting in his car listening to disturbed acoustic album, according to his Mountain Dew after the game. I called that guy Jared Goff. What a great game. Just one.

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Find out how you can be better at everything in your life with woop. All right. Week eleven in the books Sunday Night Football. We will start with Derek Carr is the elite. Well, yeah, he was actually awesome, but they got Mahomet Derek Carr.

He played a surprisingly competent game, like a really good game.

Actually, I actually think Derek Carr might just, I think, weaken the next step. We yeah, there's got the eight year, seven year.

But there is definitely like an old Derek Carr thing that we have in our brain that we have to move past and be like he's actually just good.

Same thing. Yeah, it's like me and Tannahill, I. I know that he's good, but it's tough to shake the preconceived notion.

He's just a good quarterback. Unfortunately, the other quarterback is like on the way to being one of the greatest of all time, which I know it sounds crazy to say, but it really isn't.

If you watch Mahomes play and that this is like the next the next step with Mahomes won the MVP, one Super Bowl MVP is incredible all time talent, but now it's just expecting it. You just expect it like when they when the Raiders scored too much time. Oh, yeah.

You're like, OK. It was like a minute and forty seconds. Way too much time. Like bare minimum, they get a chip shot field goal because something weird happened where someone dropped the ball and most likely scenario they score a touchdown with ease with which is exactly what happened.

If Patrick Mahomes has a minute and two timeouts on the clock, that's still too much time.

But here's the thing. Here's what I learned from this game. This is now two times. So the Raiders went to Kansas City and beat the Chiefs. They now have they played them to the last minute and a half.

The Raiders are, I would say, the team that the chiefs don't want to face in the playoffs.

And they feel like a team that has enough going for them that they could make some. I'm putting in my make some noise. I'm putting in them like you want to talk about the Titans. Last year going to the AC championship game, I could see that cheat the Raiders making a similar run this year. They're kind of built for the playoffs a little bit.

And Jon Gruden is doing a great job coaching the team. Jon Gruden, it's time for us to forget about all the fun that we've made of Jon Gruden, because he's actually like a very good head coach. Is he worth ten years? One hundred million dollars? I don't know. You can make that call.

But was was Jon Gruden in his bag tonight? Yeah, and he had the savviest move I've ever seen because you can't beat the Chiefs with field goals.

The Raiders were going down the field and they were going down the field with ease. The first quarter, second quarter, they get down to the one yard line, they get stopped third and goal fourth and goal on the one. Wow. Jon Gruden, are you going to bounce kick a field goal, you fucking pussy. You can't beat the Chiefs field goals. He gets a 15 yard penalty for screaming at the ref. So then it totally takes it out of his own hands.

And we can't make fun of Jon Gruden.

This was a great game for just hearing people talk on the sidelines and on the field. Derek Carr has a shockingly masculine voice. And you could hear all the audibles that he was calling like the James Harden call I saw.

So did you see the tweet that someone thinks they deciphered it? James? It was ISO. It was it was going to a strip club and calling it quits. No, it's not the playoffs. So still playing? Well, no, he was allegedly every time he called out a left handed basketball player, he was checking to a run to the left. Oh, shit.

Yeah, that's pretty good. I have to figure this out. Pretty easy to figure out, but. Yeah, well, no, because you could you could start just throwing like what if they were like. Cannot oh, shit. Yeah, I mean, they could just throw random names, yeah. And be like, well, you better know your basketball knowledge.

I also love every pass that Iglauer catches. It just inspires everybody who's from Philadelphia to be like, what the fuck, man? You have hants. Yeah. What's going on? This is not fair. But yeah, I think Jon Gruden was in his bag. I don't know what it means, but he was he was deep in his bag. He coached as good a game against the Chiefs as I think you can do. Pretty much.

You can't stop the chiefs. No, you can't. Can't. He held them to essentially you know, it could have been a win for the Raiders. If the Chiefs had been smart about it, they would have let them score at the goal line instead of, like, running even more time off the clock. Yeah. And then Jon Gruden would have outsmarted himself and then maybe had an extra like forty five seconds out of sheer luck that he would have ended up with, with Derek Carr.

And that's almost like what you have to do now with the Chiefs is you have to account for a complete new possession at the end of the game. Right. If they're letting you score. Yes. We will let you let us score so that we can get the ball back and be able to drive down the field at the very end of the game.

Just keep letting each other score. Yeah, I did that with dugs. That's why I just kept unlet. Like, all I need is, is twenty five seconds. Right. That's all I need. The the. Yeah.

Chris Collins was said that Derek Carr is playing you see Derek Cars body put. It's John Green's brain in his head.

Oh I love that. Yeah. So what's in chagrinned said Derek Carr's body. I don't know. I think Freaky Friday. I think John Griffin's bag just has like a corona in his bag and then a picture of his wife's tits that he shows to everybody the first time he meets maybe a sick Hooters calendar. Check this out, guys.

Yeah, I so I am now addicted, by the way, because the let them score. I did. I was screaming at the TV. I'm not going to tweet that anymore because I can't wait till someone gets a stop.

And I could say, see, that's not why you don't let them see you play to win the game waiting for that.

That's going to be a great feeling. That'll be really nice.

That's going to happen because let them I feel like let let them score having a moment. It has even a moment like it is with Todd Gurley and like let them, of course, have a little bit of it's also a test on defense.

Like if you tell your defense to let them score and they don't let them score. Yeah. That's how you know that you've got football players.

That's true. That's a good point. So, yeah, the this is one of those weird losses for the Raiders, even though they're in a very, very spirited playoff race where you can't lose games. I feel like you walk away from that being like, no, no, no more losses. But damn like, that's that's a Super Bowl winning chiefs. And we went toe to toe with them after we beat them earlier in the season. We're good fucking football team.

I'm also addicted to the trailing camera shots that show a field that grows outside being wheeled inside. That's that's to me is almost as cool as a stadium construction montage with you. A time lapse when they do that in Arizona and they show the field being wheeled inside. It's incredible. They have that in Las Vegas where they've actually like dug into the side of like a giant sandstone mountain or. Yes, that's there. And that's where the field lives during the week.

And I'm sure that Mark Davis just kind of sits on midfield in a lawn chair and just suns himself like a lizard until it's actually game day.

I'm I'm a little nervous about the Raiders, actually, now that I'm looking about this, because we just complimented them. They're a good football team.

They have at the Falcons and at the Jets the next two weeks. Yep.

I actually if I'm a Raiders fan, I, I'd rather than play really good teams because I that would really suck.

If they lost to one of those two teams, it would they should be both of those teams very easily.

And wouldn't it be just so Raider to lose to one of those teams and be like, wow, we really screwed the pooch here, then they've got the Chargers at home coming up?

Yeah, they've got dolphins who are good. Yeah, dolphins are good, gets them in and then finish with the Broncos. I don't know. I think they're definitely a team that you don't want to play in the playoffs. You're right. Yes, you're right. Because they play man football man play belly to belly smashmouth man.

And we had a Jason Witten sighting tonight. How about that? The slot machine still works there. He's there. All right. So that was game one. Let's do the rest of week eleven. A weird week up and down week.

Weird week. Weird week. Well, it was when I say weird, I mean, there was just a bunch of unders that hit in the first slate.

So it was like kind of bad football. But this was moving day in the NFL. Yeah. Oh, I like that. All right. Speaking of moving day, let's start with the Eagles and the Browns. Browns. Twenty two eagles. Seventeen God is the Browns offensive coordinator. It's happened, I think, three weeks in a row now where it's just been terrible weather in Cleveland. They call it Dracula.

Whether Dracula was one of the Cleveland Browns writers refer to it as like a three peat of Dracula, whether that's helped the Browns out. And it is essentially kept the Browns with their identity. The Browns have an identity. It is run the ball, run the ball, run the ball. Maybe every now and then pass the ball and play action. But Baker. Mayfield. Threw the ball 22 times, they ran the ball 40 times, so let's say nice things about the Browns first and then we'll get to the dumpster fire that is the Eagles.

So the Browns have an identity identity. Kevin Stefanski, I think, is on the short list for Coach of the Year. It's probably gonna be Mike Tomlin to lose, but you should at least mention him because the Browns are sitting here with their best record, I think, since 2007 or something. They're going to maybe go to the playoffs for the first time in like 30 years or 20 years. It's it's looking good for Cleveland.

It's looking pretty good. Yeah. And I think Nick Chubb is a fucking monster and no one wants to tackle them, especially, you know, how we're talking.

Like the other week, seeing a defensive lineman not wearing gloves is terrifying. I think you were talking about a Saints player. Yup. Saints defensive end. It's just so dangerous. It's like, yeah, it's the idea and it makes no sense. But when you like if you hear something in the middle of the night and you have to go to your front door, you got to make sure you put your pants and a shirt on because like if you were going to get stabbed or shot, the shirt would slow it down the bullet a little bit.

Yeah, you would think so. It makes no sense.

But it totally but also, I remember one time I was sneaking into my friend Raimondo's house and his dad come downstairs just wearing tidy whities and that was terrifying. So you could have had was like that dude is. No, but I thought that dude is crazy.

Could have had it because he didn't stop to think about putting a shirt on or some pants on.

That's what Nick Chubb Twister would have put put him to his knees. Nick Chubb, not wearing gloves, is running back, is like an offensive lineman not wearing sleeves when it's cold outside, especially when it's Dracula, whether in Cleveland, he's got like the the finger tape on. That's terrifying to look at. And he was out there like punching people in the face on stiff arms with no gloves on. He's insane.

I don't understand that. I get it for a defensive lineman where you're like, I'm just trying to intimidate everyone.

But if you're holding the ball gloves, glove technology is incredible.

Yeah, well, it's like Jack Nicklaus grandson, Nick O'Leary. He used to not wear gloves as a tight end, and that was crazy, too.

But the stickiness of the of glove technology has just naturally sticky hands, I think. What's up, Billy?

I once saw Nick O'Leary have a fumble. And if he had gloves on, he told you one of them? Yeah. Yeah, it is. Yeah.

Know if you follow why you wouldn't have gotten drafted. That's a good point, though, Billy, because it is. Even if you think you have better ball control without gloves on, the minute that you take off the gloves and start running around, if you fumble, it will immediately be well, you should have been wearing gloves.

Yeah, but if you're Philip Rivers and your quarterback and you're not wearing gloves, you get to lick your hand like three times every single play before it's safe, not covered safe in the Sierra. But shout out to the Browns.

Myles Garrett not even playing in and they did this, which I think everyone thought, oh, Myles Garrett's pretty much there. You know, it is their best defensive player, but also maybe their best player period out with covid. And you thought maybe the Eagles can have the Browns? I did.

And I was wrong. Here's a fun stat. The Browns have now defeated every single team in the 21st century. There we go. So I don't know what other teams have done it.

They've collected all the infinity stones or the gauntlet or whatever. Twenty years the Browns finally did it. Congratulations. My Mike Greenberg dumb rule suggestion reared its ugly head in this game.

Safety should be worth five points, but you don't get the ball back. You should kick off after you get to safety. But it should not be worth to. It's so hard to get a safety on defense. I'm not talking about like a rinky dink, like kick return where you go out, then you go back in are an interception return. We go and you go back in. If you actually, like, hit a running back our quarterback in the end zone and cleanly take him down five points.

See, I like it because it's like a two dollar bill. It's so rare and the number makes no sense. And also there's something about a safety that just no matter when it happens, it will absolutely fuck up.

The point spread. Yes, because point spreads are just not meant for my brain. My it takes a good like fifteen minutes for my brain to catch up to it too.

I had the I had the Eagles plus three and a half in the safety happened. I was like it's over because you just can't, it's like extra points are the cousin of the safety is when it comes to fucking up point spreads where extra point gets missed, you're like once you get off of schedule, we're like the game can be tied and then the game could be some time goes up by three or seven. You're just fucked.

I also think that the Browns lead the league in having terrible players on their defense that end up making game winning plays. So Sendejo was that way a couple of weeks ago. He made a huge play. And then today, Takatoshi, who all the Browns fans hate, had a pick six. Yeah. And that was like the play of the game.

That's a perfect segue way because talkee talkee credit to you for the pick six. But holy shit, Carson Wentz is so bad at playing quarterback and unfortunately, that is his job leads the league in interceptions.

He should be a tight end. Are we ready to call Carson Wentz to bust? I, I don't know what you do because you gave him all this money. And the best thing that's ever happened to Carson Wentz is I actually I think this now that like them winning a Super Bowl, even though he didn't do it, it was Nick Foles and then Philly and then the Eagles picking Carson Wentz, which I, I what I've seen from Nick Foles, I actually think it's a not the wrong decision, but.

So Carson Wentz. The quarterback you have, Philly Eagles fans have at least you know how they always talk about like a grace period after a Super Bowl or any type of championship, five year grace period, whatever it is. Eagles fans did probably give about a one year grace period. So they got just about a year longer than I thought. That's right. So Carson Wentz got about a year. He got hurt that year. Nick Foles, they lost in that game in the Superdome.

But he also benefits from the Eagles being the number one injured team every single year. Now, I don't know if that's true. It's just that we know a bunch of Eagles fans that tell us about their injuries all the time. But Carson Wentz, I think this is I think we're finally at the end of the road where even Eagles fans who are saying, well, everyone's injured have finally thrown up their hands like this guy might just suck. I think another problem with Carson Wentz is the worst that he plays, the more of his body he puts into every play.

I have not seen a Carson Wentz play where he takes a calm little three five step drop stance, takes one step and like just fires a nice little soft intermediate route. He just if it's a short pass, he's going to put his entire body into probably come off of both feet at some point during the play.

It's also something about Carson Wentz. He he like reads a defense to a comically deliberate level where it's like his face is just mute. It's, you know what it's like. Remember when Madden did the cone technology and was like, fuck this, this is terrible.

But that one year, like, what the hell is going on with your own passing? Now, he he looks like if you walked in on me fake reading a book because, like, I you know, we'll open up a book every now and then and be like, yo, with my finger. Oh, I'm reading this book. That's what he looks like when he's trying to read it even.

All right. All right, all right. Nope, nope, nope. All right, Zach. Nope, nope, nope. Interception. It's just it all is. So it's nothing is fluid.

He's like an owl. Yeah. So he has to turn his entire head to look. And he to his credit, he's got a very flexible neck, like his head can turn almost all the way around his body. But he's got the worst peripheral vision of all time. Yeah. I don't think his eyes move. I think that's I think that Carson, when someone check his eye muscles because I don't think that they can his pupils can go back and forth.

So what do they do getting surgery? No, I mean, I have one of his eyes out.

This is the first time that I'm I think that it's totally fair to say. Do the Eagles move on from Carson Wentz like it's not so crazy? I've I've held on I've thought the Eagles were going to turn around. This was a game. If you look at their schedule, they kind of had to win this game. And, man, does he suck.

I think that he is. Here's the take. He right now is a poor man's Taysom Hill.

Hmm. If I like that. So it kind of looks tasty. Yeah, they move similarly. Yeah. Taysom knows his limitations, I think. Yeah, Carson does. If Carson played quarterback like a fullback or running back playing quarterback, I actually think you'd be better because he is still athletic and he can still run forward for four or five yards, almost every play he wants to.

He's someone I would love to just see on the Chiefs for one game because he would still suck. But then we could put to bed finally, like, oh, his receivers suck. Oh is she was drop everything. Oh this sucks. This like Carson Wentz has gotten a long list of it's not his fault. Yeah. And I think maybe it's some of it's his fault.

It's not all his fault. I'm not going to quarterbacking is hard and there are a lot of moving parts. But at some point you have to be like, dude, you might just suck.

I haven't heard that many people from Philly demand Jalen hurts yet though. Well, he might not be good to you might not be good either. Yeah, that's a good point. But I'll put it this way. If you had let's say that he was Patrick Mahomes, his backup mahomes went down in the middle of the game, like with a knee injury like he did last year. Carson Wentz comes in. I think that Carson Wentz would be a shitty backup quarterback.

I think that Carson, he has to be a starter. Yeah. In order to get the most out of him, because if he comes in as a backup, if you think that he is putting, like, his entire body into every single throw right now, imagine Carson Wentz with something to prove. Yeah. Coming in as a backup, trying to earn that next that next contract.

Now, with all that said, I would absolutely take him on the Bears because I think he'd probably be the best quarterback in franchise history.

But, yeah, maybe that's what I'll start doing, by the way, is just like, you know, pump and dump stocks. Just try to try to lower every quarterback to be like, you know, she probably think about trading him. Yeah. Sambrano probably should think about trading them.

Right. Crazy thing is also like next week, if you came on through for 400 yards, I wouldn't be surprised. No, of course not.

That's kind of the thing with Carson Wentz. You're always waiting for that. And it just this season, it just hasn't happened. So the Browns seven and three huge, huge win, especially coupled with the Ravens loss. They get the Jaguars next. I mean, I think the Browns are going to make the playoffs.

I don't want to say, you know, I'm not going to say it because they don't want to jinx it for Browns fans. Let's wait and see.

They look like they're going to make the playoffs right now. They've got the Jaguars, but let's not say. And then at the Titans, let's not say we're not going I'm not going to say it. Then they host the win Browns, who they could beat, then the Giants, then the Jets. Yeah. Good win Browns. All right.

Browns are going to make the playoffs and they're going to make the playoffs. Falcons Saints Sean Payton probably made the right choice. It kills me to say it, but he made the right choice. Taysom Hill was not. He was good. He actually was good. And he's hard to to defend against because he is a fucking beast when he's running it. Yeah, but yeah, I want to see Jamous. I really wanted to see Jamous and fuck Drew Brees.

Man, he keeps breaking, breaking another rib right now. He just broke another one.

He just keeps adding rib's just so that I can keep getting tagged in tweets. Drew Brees has broken every rib in his entire body and he's going back.

He's got twelve broken ribs. It's insane. Yeah, I know it's nuts, but you're in good company with Tony Romo, like Tony Romo to Dak Prescott saying you got to hope that's a cramp is like you to Drew Brees. He's going to. We all make mistakes. Drew Brees. I want to see his x ray. Adam Schefter. If you can get to work on that, I will forgive your past tip violation. It just looks like shattered glass.

Yes. I just want to see what his sternum looks like. And if he does have 11 ribs, is it even possible for him to be alive right now? You can definitely suck his own dick, right? Yeah. Drew Brees, without a doubt. You got to just you've got to go to town on your own hog. You got to take advantage of the situation.

I guess that will be the nice replacement for, like, not breaking another record on Monday Night Football in a couple of weeks, being able to suck your own day. Yeah, it's kind of the same. Yeah, better. Yeah. Better you than Sean Payton this time. But Drew Brees is he's going to be out for a good amount of time. We should give Jameis Winston some credit, by the way, I think maybe with Sean Payton was doing was he knew that if he had to have a scout team quarterback that could simulate an MVP type performance from Matt Ryan.

Right. He needed Jameis on the scout team yelling up against his first team defense to give them a look at what an elite passer can look like in the NFL. So I don't know if if they're going to switch out and put Jamison next week. Probably not. They might, because I think Sean Payton does more than anything. He likes fucking with other coaches.

Oh, and he loves. So he retweeted Roddy White. Did you see that? Yeah. I love Sean Payton being petty. Roddy White tweeted, Sorry. I think it was a couple of days ago he tweeted something along the lines of I'm going to pull it up right now. He said, Saints about to get whip trying us with Taysom Hill at QB. We about to snack them and smack them, maybe snatch. And he and then Sean Payton just retweeted it after the game, which I love.

That type of petty with crazy is when I saw that for a second I thought that Roddy White still played on the Falcons. Yes. I always thinking, yes, the Saints defense is very, very good.

They are rounding into form at the perfect time and now they are alone at the top of the NFC with those two wins against the Bucs in their back pocket and then the Packers losing.

I, I don't really know what to make of the Saints, because obviously I do think that Drew Brees has limitations that will fuck them in the playoffs.

But if Taysom Hill I don't know. I mean, he's got just enough weirdness where he can run. He had that one pass, Emmanuel Sanders, that was like wildly under thrown. But at some point, if you throw it so much, it's actually perfect. Yeah. Because you just let your guy go make a play.

Well, know, what he's really good at is hanging on to the ball for a half second too long. But he was like making the wrong decision, taking too long to make the right decision. But then when he finally makes it, it is under thrown and the defender gets there at the last second and hits his guy before he can make a catch. So Taysom Hill is actually pretty good at drawing pass interference penalty. Right.

And he's good. And Sean Payton, obviously, we should have doubted Chumpy. I think it was more that we just love Jameis Winston so much and all the comedy that comes with them.

I got a little fight with some Saints blogger who was mad that I said we need to see Jameis Winston. So who are who's who's we like?

Well, we is the football watching public, the people who want comedy in their lives.

And Jameis Winston provides the community that wants to see him do as Wiley Coyote impression, like run into a brick wall because somebody painted a tunnel on it. Right.

Fine. Go ahead, saints. Like if you want to win your games, go ahead, be my guest. I would prefer to watch some fun, hilarious, crazy interceptions. And Jameis Winston agreed. And, well, let's give credit. Taysom Hill, he's at he's thirty years old now. He's a young thirty because he's a Mormon. And so between him and Jameis, I don't think that there is like a quarterback room in America that has a different as much of a different background in terms of sex in those two when they get together.

Yes, I'd say that's absolutely probably a fact. Yes, that's absolutely true.

And then add in quarterback that can suck his own dick. Yeah, that's that's freaky. That is a freak. Nasty, freaky.

Aastrom love the the Falcons.

I don't I mean, Matt Ryan is just the most valuable guy in the world right now.

He's just sackfuls. He's just the just something about quarterbacks that didn't have a ton of athleticism to begin with. And as they get older and they just become these beautiful sack all targets that just, you know, that if you get even close to him, he's going down. It's his neck. His next gotten longer. I think he's gotten skinnier, too, just over. Yeah, it's not as mobile. The most he does on a pump fake is like he does a little like shoulder shrug.

Yeah. He try to get out of this and then gets obliterated. Yeah. So he he's very much Attari him and Joe Flacco right now I think are the would probably be the softest most Sakuraba. Yeah. Yeah. Right. Eli Manning somewhere he was, he had that crown for many years running where you know he self sacked but it's just.

Yeah it's, it's this, it's the perfect blend of a quarterback not having enough moves to get out but also just kind of like giving up on like you know, he just kind of lets you sack him. He's very he's a very consensual Sackur. Yeah. Yeah. Just lets you kind of sack. I don't think he has a problem with it. I'm never worried that when Matt Ryan gets sacked that he's injured. Right. Because he always gets hit like directly in the small of his back or on his shoulders.

But yeah, you're right, the Saints, they flipped a switch. I told you that they were going to flip a switch. They did. The defense is awesome.

They all look good.

I don't think it's the Drew Brees ceiling, like the Saints defense has all the bones to be a Super Bowl team. They have the bones to win the Super Bowl. You know, they have an unbelievable running back. They have the number one wide receiver. They not number one overall. But I'm saying like a true wide receiver, one a great defense, a great coach. It's really just wherever jurisdiction. That's what I've been saying for a very long time.

And if Drew Brees plays out of his ass, I'll get a fucking tattoo.

You know what I really miss, though? I really miss the Sean Payton to Dallas rumors. I know we probably have to give another year with Mike McCarthy. Yeah. In Dallas to get those started again. Yeah, let's let them. But if those boys are playing for if Sean Payton wins the Super Bowl and Drew Brees wins the Super Bowl for Sean Payton, Drew Brees retires. You think he talks to Jerry? He's like, hey, if you fire Mike McCarthy.

Al-Ghamdi.

Yes, I'm there. I think the answer is yes.

He needs to get. So he needs to get Taysom Hill traded to Dallas first because that actually would save Jerry money. They don't sign Dak.

We've got Taysom four. We got twenty five million. Yeah. Big time quarterback.

Yeah, right. All right. Next up, Bengals Washington football team. I mean, the story here obviously is Joe Blow that fucking sucked. He's going to be out for the year. He tweeted almost right away that he's, you know, he's a tough motherfucker. So he tore everything in his knee and then was like, I'll be back.

FedEx Field. It continues to be the Bermuda Triangle for knees. Just the value your knees. Don't go to John, Maryland. It's just stay away. It's quite ironic that it is like a Indian burial ground. Yeah, it's a quarterback. Wounded Knee. Yeah, it's it's tough. But on the other side of the ball, the Washington football team has the best pass defense in the NFL.

Oh, that's just a stat big. Oh, I'm not. Listen, you're used to me cherry picking stuff and saying, like last year, I think the football team is still technically in the hunt until week fifteen. Yeah. Even though, like, the only chance that they would have to get in would be if everyone lost every game and they won out. The Washington football team is actually really good stat on defense.

Was that no, that's the stat that they have the number one pass defense yards per game.

Well, they were guys pretty good. That is very good.

That's really good in their pass rushers. Amazing. Chase Young is you know what I'm going to say. He's as as advertised. Yes. Chase Young is as advertised, the hit that he put on burrow to make them fumble at the goal line, which was assisted by the strong safety, which, by the way, I cannot I there's nothing that is used more incorrectly on Twitter than the world this aged.

Well, replied, because after that I said Joe Burrow has an astonishing lack of, like, fear.

Yeah, right. Yikes. Not a good look.

Not a good look. He he got injured not because of a lack of fear.

It was a fluke injury. We got rolled up on his knee. Right. Like those two things have nothing to do with each other, nothing at all.

And I had had that all day. I said, here's a here's a good test for for this aged. Well, this aged. Well, tweet of the day is BYU, BYU tweeting anywhere, any place, any time, and then denying to play a game against Washington because they want to see where they are in the college football rankings this weekend that say this age.

Well, tweet me saying Joe Burrard has no fear and then him getting rolled up on Integris ACL, those have nothing to do with each other.

Here's a nice little fun stat, too, about the NFC East right now. So it's basically a four way tie. Every team has three wins. The Eagles have that one tie against the Bengals. Yep. That puts them half Doug Peterson.

We laughed at him. Put that actually could decide the division.

He's a genius for doing that. The big superbrain got it right. The Los Angeles Rams are forno against the NFC East.

Los Angeles Rams have more wins against that division than any team in that division has against the other twenty eight teams in the NFL. I love it. I love it.

So it's it's three, six and one. And then three. Three and seven. Three and seven. Three and seven. Yeah. So Thanksgiving Day, guess what, I believe winner of that game is in. First place, sole possession of the NFC East. I'm genuinely excited for it, like the NFC East has been a joke all year. We've all had our fun. But now that you get in the middle or late November, all four teams able to possibly win the division.

That's awesome. It's awesome. That's actually a very fun concept to have. I ran the numbers inside my own brain.

It's not looking good.

It's more than 50 percent that the winner of the NFC East is going to be six and 10 who say it's not looking good for The Washington Post.

They have a tough schedule. Everybody does. If you look at every team's schedule from this point. Yes, because they're all bad. Yeah, all bad. And so every team that they play is better than them, which is tough unless they're playing each other and they beat each other up because of the beast. But every team basically has to play, I think, two games against NFC West teams.

Yeah, some have to play three games against NFC West teams. This is classic that it's it's actually kind of breaking for the Cowboys a little bit because the Cowboys play the Washington that will be that might decide it.

If the football team can beat the Cowboys, then I think they have the inside track. Yeah, the winner of that game is going to have the inside track. But the fact that they get they they play out the Ravens should be tough. But at the Bengals without Joe Brown, then they have the Niners in the Eagles at home, the Washington football team having to play at Steelers, at Niners versus Seahawks. That's a gauntlet. It's tough. It's going to be a tough.

But if they beat the Dallas Cowboys on Thanksgiving, I think when you take into account that the football team has the best point differential in the division, which is huge because I think that's like the sixth tiebreaker, you have to say that it favors the football team. And if the football team wins the NFC East, you can't change the name because then you have to play into the month of January and then that there was the whole marketing schedule and then they have to be the football team for another season on top of that.

Yep, I have a thought experiment for you. OK, we can we can wait to talk a little bit about the NFC West, but we can talk about it right now.

Would you rather have any NFC, which is games? Would you rather finish in second place in the NFC West or finish in third place, get the wild card?

I guess what I'm getting down to is I thought experiments off to a well, no, no, no, no fusion. Would you rather win the NFC West, OK, and then have to play a home game against a decent team. Yes.

Or finish in the wildcard position. Yes. And have to go to the NFC East and play a team on the road.

That one. Yeah, that one.

Although there were forever changed by the Bisquick and the fact that the Seahawks won that division at seven and nine whatever year that was twenty ten or something, and then beat the Saints at home. So I think no matter what, whoever wins the NFC is going to win a playoff.

They probably just that's how it will will laugh about the NFC beast all season long and they'll win a playoff game and fuck everything up and everyone like, what the hell just.

And then you have to ask Alex Smith, Team of Destiny. Yeah, I've got those good vibes. True. And got the vibes, etc.. Sorry. Yeah. A few weeks before him and say it again.

It's probably going to be the Nickelodeon game.

Yes, that's right. That's right. All right. So I have one good spin zone for Bengals fans because that sucked actually two. One is that BYU is scared to play Washington. So I personally, as a member of the media without a vote, will be voting for Cincinnati to get into college football playoff over those cowards from where? Salt Lake, Provo, Provo, Utah. To the Bengals.

Joe Barrow gets hurt. Fucking sucks. We love Joe Broer, Joe Barrow, guys. They are probably not going to win another game. Guess what? A franchise level offensive tackle ponet. How do you say his name? Pinay Sewell from Oregon, who opted out this year, can now protect Jobb.

You need one two. So there you go. Like that's. You don't want to see Joe bro get hurt. But the only silver lining you have is you'll probably get a guy who's going to anchor your line for a decade to protect your bro.

Yes. Who's going to make Joe not get hurt. So there it again. So, yeah. So that is the blessing in disguise, if there is one.

And then probably Joe Brady is going to be your head coach next year. Yeah. So. All right. Speaking of Joe Brady, let's go to that Panthers Lions game. This is the ultimate coaching game. I mean, the the Panthers are a well coached bad team. They don't have a lot of talent.

They're on their backup quarterback. They're on their backup running back. They're on their backup left tackle.

They got absolutely pasted by the Bucs last week. Ten possessions, ten, ten scores. They come into this game. If you thought, hey, I don't remember even watching this game on Red Zone. Well, guess what? The Lions never had a play inside the red zone. That's fucking ridiculous. The Panthers defense is thirty first in in sacks. They had five today. So that's just a good coach team versus Matt. Patricia, what what exactly do you do?

Matt.

Patricia, I'm surprised. He got on the plane to go back to Detroit. What happened, Trisha? What do you here's what Patricia does. He feeds Adrian Peterson. Matt Patricia develops a game plan, I'd say like week two of the preseason, and then he sticks to that game plan for the next 19 weeks. And this is an Adrian Peterson is starting to develop into a stat line guy. Yeah, we we have to look at a stat lines.

Every single game just frozen. Yeah. Today, seven carries eight yards. Twenty six yards per carry. More carries in carry on. Johnson, who's without a doubt a better running back Theodosia to get a concussion.

Yeah the other swats Swifties out but but Matt Patricia, even when Swift was healthy, was insistent on giving the ball to Adrian Peterson. They didn't start until last week. At first time they dropped. And I feel like every single game Adrian Peterson has like seven rushes for eight yards. Let's see if this works. Let's establish the run. Yeah, I just don't know what like, this is an absolute and we never talk about another man's job, but this is a firing loss.

You can't get shut out by a defense that's not very good in a game that you're kind of fighting for. Like look at what happened in the NFC North. Everyone else lost. If you win this game, that itty bitty run that I was, you know, predicting would would have come true. And you'd be sitting here on Thanksgiving at home against the Texans looking to go above five hundred and be like, hey, we could sneak into this thing.

Instead, you lay an actual literal egg with zero points, no red zone trips. That's so impossible to do in twenty twenty with like a competent quarter. Just get a penalty every now and again.

Yeah. And Matt Stafford, they had to play I think on the twenty five and they went backwards but it's, it's just crazy. This is a coaching game like both of these rosters are flawed and one coaching staff completely owned the other one.

I also think P.J. Walker's good. I think he, I think well he got, he got his contract. He got his backup contract for sure. Yeah.

He's a serviceable backup in the NFL, NFL all star NFL legend. And they're doing this all, as you mentioned, without Christian McCaffrey.

Right. Right. And so I also the only other stat I had was the I love when a player can do this when they basically I mean, he got hurt. But Kenny Golladay didn't play today, but their absence just makes them money. So Kenny Golladay is in a contract dispute because of the Lions. They probably won't pay him because they're idiots. But with Kenny Golladay this year, the Lions are three to twenty six point four points per game.

Without them, they're one in four, eighteen point eight points per game. Makes a difference. Seems like that guy might be important to your offense. Might want to pay him a little bit of money because you are a totally different team without him.

I also think that TJ Moore is a very good wide receiver. Yeah, the Panthers. So he and Robby Anderson. Yeah, he had one hundred twenty seven yards. Gone are the days where you can just say like, oh, the Panthers will never have a good wide receiver. Kind of. Ever since Steve Smith left, they've been you know, they had Funchess for a while. They had Kelvin Benjamin.

They're just trying to keep him out. Yeah.

Trying to keep him like out of the fast food drive through for sixty minutes a week to see if he could not play as a tight end. But now they've got two really good wide receivers, by the way.

We fucked up. We've got to go back again real quick. Fat Randy was trending on Twitter today. Yeah. Yeah.

Randy was trending on Twitter when Randy Bullock missed two kicks. Sorry. Well, it's so funny that Fat Randy, when he drinks a ball that makes it so much more of a fat Randy.

Literally, it was Fat Randy trending that Randy was trending on Twitter. So apologies, apologies, I think.

Then this one guy tweeted a like way, way overweight tiger.

I was like, look at Randy going back to the sideline. I made me laugh.

Yeah. I mean, any sort of fat animal is can be very funny. But the good thing for Fat Randy was he didn't lose this game. He just provide a little bit of comic relief. Right. Right.

So, yeah, the the Lions are I don't know, you have to basically overhaul everything again.

And then the Panthers are just a really good coach team with a limited roster that will be scrappy and spunky for the rest of the season. They'll they'll pick another team off. They'll they'll have another game where they'll they'll fuck up some season going down. Well, probably the football team. Yeah. Is going to say maybe the football team. It does look like it could be the football team.

That's the blessing in the curse of being the football team. You could either win your division or literally any team in the NFL could be could beat and beat you badly. Like, I would not be shocked if the football team lost to the Jets. All right.

Before we get to the next game, I have a question for you. Pfft. Yeah. So Thanksgiving's coming up. Christmas is coming up.

I want to buy a video game as a present.

Is there any new ones that are coming out?

There's a great one coming up. Oh, yeah. It's called Cyberpunk 2077. Let's go. Ever heard of it? It's from City College. I read they made The Witcher three Wild Hunt. Now they're coming out with Cyberpunk 2077. It's an open world first person action adventure set in the dark future of Night City. It's just bad ass name for a city you play as V and V as a cyber enhanced mercenary taking on the riskiest job of your life alongside the legendary Johnny Silver Hand played by Guess Who?

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All right, next stop, the fraud bowl. O Titans, Ravens Titans, Ravens in the fraud bowl.

Hey, this you know, these two teams are starting to become the no love lost teams, no love, because there was a fight before the game and and then after the game, don't ever step on another man's Logan.

You don't step on the midfield logo. Everybody knows that. That's our logo. You don't do it. It's disrespectful in another man's stadium to stand at midfield. Then after the game, Vrabel went in for the handshake. Harbaugh told him, no thanks.

Oh, no, thanks, covid little Ohio State, Michigan rivalry going on. I love it. So, yeah, Malcolm Butler, like John Harbaugh was like ready to go with Malcolm Butler. He wasn't backing down.

Would you think that John Harbaugh could beat up Malcolm Butler?

Probably not. Uh, well, where did he did John?

John Harbaugh High School. And he did not Cameron did not go to the university. He was out in the Bronx. He was on the Bronx that I know of.

But no, I think I think Malcolm Butler beat the shit out of out of Hardball.

Yeah.

In fact, I think that and John has probably gotten his ass kicked so many times over his life by his brother Jim. Yeah. That he just doesn't get into fights anymore.

No. Yeah. He's not he's not going to do that this game though. I, you know, I. The Titans deserve the win. They played well in the second half. The Ravens defense kind of just fell apart. Derrick Henry had nothing in the first half Traktor CEDO season, I think is officially on. He had the the the run to seal the game in overtime. I think he had so he had thirty six yards at half. He ended with one hundred thirty three.

So the Ravens defense kind of just fell off and then that AJ Brown touchdown where he broke like five tackles.

He's a beast. They, I don't know what happened. I mean you could say injuries claeys Campbell obviously matters a lot. Brandon Williams matters, but the Titans just kind of wanted this more.

It felt like an AJ Brown. The thing about him is he's always been like the second biggest dude. So he gets overshadowed because he was in that picture with DK Metcalf at Ole Miss and everybody was like, who the fuck is this?

How do they lose all these games? Who's this who's this guy that looks like Robocop with his shirt off?

And that's DKA. We're not going to look at AJ Brown anymore. And now he's with with Corey. What's his name? Corey Davis.

Corey Davis, who's also just a ginormous dude. AJ Brown is a fucking monster. And yeah, he's awesome monster. And then just a defense for the Ravens.

Didn't look like they want to tackle anybody in the second half.

I have a spin zone for the Ravens. I do, too. You might miss the playoffs, in which case the narrative of Lamar Jackson can't win a playoff game takes a year off, and then he comes back with his back against the wall with something to prove. And he doesn't have to spend entire offseason thinking about how he's the quarterback.

That's awesome. Who can't win a playoff game? OK, I have a spin zone for the Ravens. They're definitely going to make the playoffs. OK, so it's bad. Two games in a row. They've, you know, the loss against Patriots on Sunday Night Football. Then they lose the Titans. The fraudulent word has been used. You can see that they can't like they were so close to maybe being able to do what everyone's wanted them to do is like come back late, long drive, throw the ball, win from behind.

All that didn't happen. But they have the Steelers on Thursday night.

We both said they could definitely like. That's a game you could see them winning just because their back is against the wall.

Yeah, I think that the Ravens I'm going to bet on them if Campbell's playing.

I think I just feel like they will bounce back. There's an they're back. Truly is against.

Yes. There's a good chance that they can that they beat the Steelers. They're going to look like an idiot when the Steelers smoke them. But for some reason, I feel like we haven't really seen Lamar Jackson with his back against the wall in the regular season ever. Right.

So even if they lose on Thursday night, which would bring them to six and five, their home stretch is Cowboys at Browns, Jags, Giants at Bengals.

They will be favored in all those games, most likely, maybe not the Browns game, but I think the I think the Ravens have ten wins in them, kind of no matter how it shakes with ten wins, won't necessarily get you into the playoffs.

I think it will. In the AFC. It might. I think there's going to be one team with ten wins. It gets left out. Lamar Jackson also said after the game, I feel like people want us to lose. So Lamar Jackson has has entered the level of his own brain where he's like the people that, Hey, Joe Buck and think that Joe Buck hates other teams. Right, Lamar? That's kind of how it works. Like, if you're not a Ravens fan, pretty much everybody wants you to lose.

Yeah, everyone wants to lose. So it will be. Yeah. I mean, ten wins could there could be a team that's looking out from the outside in with ten wins. But I do think they will get to ten, maybe even eleven just by their schedule.

What are they right now. They're six and four. Yeah. So if they lost to the Steelers and they ran the table they'd have eleven wins. Yeah. I do think that they will still make the playoffs. So there you go. Ravens fans will say something nice about the Ravens.

One little nugget here, Mr. Opportunity. We talk about it. When we were watching the game, we missed out on an opportunity to see the Derrick Henry Mark Ingram reenactment. Oh, yes.

Yeah. And over time, they could have had it again.

And overtime, it would have been amazing to recreate that mean it was right there for the taking. Yes.

All right. So let's go on. Patriots, Texans, the Patriots season is over. That was kind of their last gasp.

It's pretty much impossible to make that.

We just said that, you know, a team, one team might not make it there now have six losses that they would legitimately have to run the table.

The Texans, Deshaun Watson, like this is if you're a Texans fan, this season sucks, your team sucks. But then you watch Sean Watson and you're like, OK, I can I'm OK. I can go to sleep because he had the Texans had three hundred ninety nine yards. Deshaun Watson had three hundred and eighty of them. Damn that's insane.

It felt like he had all day to pass back there. All there were all day. I think I looked at the game five or six different times where he was running around for maybe like four or five seconds in the pocket like McNabb used to do.

Yeah, those plays. But he was doing it all game long. So the Patriots have obviously a lot of issues. How have you completely thrown in the towel?

Yes, I was wrong. Season's over. That was the towel throwing in lost because you had to beat the Texas. Like you, if you look at their schedule, knowing how good the AFC is and how it's going to be 10, 10 and six is going to be necessary to make the playoffs.

Has this season made you think less of yourself as a person now that your team is just like everyone else is an average?

No, it's all right. I mean, I think Waterfind finds its level. You can't be a top tier team in the league every single year. There's got to be some parity if the NFL is ever going to work. Also, Deshaun Watson, maybe Brown of the week for me.

Oh, think you're going to be Brown of the week going forward? Yeah, he definitely I mean, 380 of 399 is stupid.

What do you think went into the decision for the Houston Texans to keep their roof open this week to open the roof, which was the first time in six years that they've opened the roof?

I feel like it might have been a contract thing. Like you have to open it X amount of times in ten years, just like million in ten years.

Yeah, there was there when she gets expires, if they don't use it, it's like rotating the tires.

Yeah. You have to make sure that. Yeah. I also wouldn't be shocked if it was someone in the text like the owner of the Texans being like I'm going to spell check. Belichick and Belichick probably didn't even notice it was open.

Definitely not weird. It probably had to do with, like, covid stuff because that was technically outside. It's easier. Didn't they do it before?

Well, because Texas just became a hobby because it was indoors. But you open the roof. It's technically outdoors. Right. But why didn't they do that earlier in the season? Like covid didn't get invented last week, Bill O'Brien wanted to know what he wanted to kill.

I'd like to think it's more like Texas, actually. Yeah, no, no, it's not like thing. It does feel maybe they get more fans.

It might. Yeah, you're right. My theory is that the president of the Houston Texans, whoever that is, had a hot date and was just like, you want to shoot my stadium? Let me show you what it's like when you get like a chick in your car for the first time and you use the features that you've never used before. We went this heated seat.

Yeah, it's popped the moon roof open. Yeah. The the it's it takes like thirty minutes to like, hey, watch, sit back.

I'm going to open this roof twenty five to thirty minutes but yeah it's going to go one mile an hour.

I like the idea of them thinking that this is their way to, to like outfox Belichick. Right. And he just didn't even think something does not Bill Belichick does not look up. No, he has.

Yeah. So Cam Newton, I think the interesting part about the seasons, the Patriots like final stretch here is will Cam Newton be their quarterback? I don't think so. I don't know what it is about Cam Newton, but the guy just loves taking face first sacks like he likes to watch himself get sacked. He likes to see the sack coming and do nothing about it. And I don't like, I don't know, football to a level.

Obviously, Cameron was MVP, but it does feel like there's a lot of times where there's a blitz coming. And he's very surprised.

I mean, Billy, we're talking about it. Obviously, Billy understands quarterback play from a vegan more than anybody else. And Billy was saying that he's not putting his legs into his throws at all.

So you get to dig in. You might have.

He had the foot injury last year was a lot more to do with it than the shoulder.

I disagree. I think I think his shoulder is not 100 percent. You know, there was like a whole stat where it was basically like he couldn't respond and throw an entire side of the field at your track record recently on shoulder injuries?

No. Right. Well, ribs have probably respectfully ribs, whereas if you get that shoulder surgery, if you have a labrum like Andrew Luck had the same thing like three years. Yeah. But sometimes it never it never gets back to 100 percent. It is just impossible to get back there. So what does it feed your shoulder, Billy?

No, it's just sort of his mechanics and probably disadvantaged by his injuries.

Got it. And veganism. And also there's a 50/50 chance that he's throwing a weighted medicine ball with all the weight in the tip of the ball because every single pass he's ever thrown just dives right at his feet.

He releases it and the nose of the ball is pointed down and he throws it directly over his head and it just skips it just goes like straight down. It's crazy. It's crazy. Like, he's throwing a hatchet. It's that exact same motion. It's really strange to watch. So I don't yeah.

I don't think he is their quarterback of the future.

But yeah, that was it was John Watson had forever today forever to throw.

Hey, can you give us like a little bit of insight. What are you going to do moving forward. I don't really know. I mean, it's too late to root for a tank. I hope that we can maybe, you know, the bills and the Dolphins games late in the season. I think we could, you know, play spoiler.

That's sad, Hank. It's so sad to see how the mighty have fallen here. Spoiler, Mosaad, rooting for spoilers.

Yeah. I mean, it's all you can do. I'm I'm appreciative of all the Super Bowls we've won in the past six years. And, you know, it can't come every year.

So, Hank, who's your second team? You've never had to deal with this Baucau. You're just a box box.

Yeah, obviously.

Box box ramp's. Ramps for who? Ramsey. Jared Goff. Oh, you're Jared Goff in huge Gerry Goffin. Got it.

I don't think you're actually that upset. What do you mean? I don't think you that upset that the Patriots aren't doing well. Well, I mean, there was a long shot for them to make.

The playoffs are going to basically went out. So it's like at least they lost out early on. It's not like, you know, if they had won this game the next two or three games and my hopes would have been much higher and I would have been more like devastated.

But, you know, did you even try not watching the games that tend to work for you in the past?

No, that's a playoff. You should only say that for the playoffs. But you wouldn't know because you have been there in a while. But it's not something you can just whip out. Twenty. I got it through.

The Pats fans are secretly rooting harder for the Bucs than the actual Patriots. Oh, OK.

Seeing that a lot amongst my four and six, I mean, it is kind of over in the AFC. Sorry, Hank.

All right. All right. Let's do Dolphins. Broncos. I was right about altitude. Yes. Two to is a thing.

So he was officially benched not because of an injury. So Brian Floras came out, was like, yeah, he sucked, which kind of sucks for to because he did get rolled up on and he could have easily Brian Fleur's could have said, yeah, it could have been like, yeah, no, he was hurt. No, he sucked. And I think we're all I mean his games have been up and down so far. And credit to Vic Fangio, he's a fucking good coach, man.

He's such a good defensive coach. I don't know. Yeah. Yeah, it's an offensive ad. The defensive in there.

Yeah, I know. No, offensively I don't know. He's a D he would be the best defensive coordinator if he went down. Right.

He's got he's just got like unsalted porridge for his brain, but he's really good at stopping.

He knows exactly what to do on defense. And then when it comes to offense, he's like, I'll just let Pat Shurmur hands off. Pat Strummer's got his genius offensive. Yeah.

Two of though he had out of his eight drives, five of them were three and outs.

Yeah, not good. Dropcam Trulock didn't look that good. I noticed that he's a visor guy too, so he's not going to a Super Bowl.

So I'd officially like to retract oh my true love under lock. I'm off Trouillot because I found out that he's a visor guy. Yeah.

And he also I mean, he played a little bit better because his running game was good all time uniform came just bright colors, huh.

Melvin Gordon revenge game. I just something about watching games in Denver. I just.

Oh no, no, never mind. That's a different thing I was thinking about.

Not a Melvin Gordon, but yes I did enjoy the orange colors and just there's something about Denver. Just feels like you can almost feel the brisk air when you're watching it. I don't know. I just love watching games in Denver. Yeah, I really do.

I like it even better when there's like just a little dusting of snow. Mm hmm. Yeah. You get some snow football next week. I think so. Let's get it. Yeah.

Maybe we're going to get a I think they've got to worry if you're a dolphins the rest are going to come after them.

After they trampled that referee, would they trample the ref? They had an interception.

Their entire defense trampled. The referee goes Lion King. Yeah.

So that's that's going to go back to that mess that spreads.

Definitely gets talked about in the ref circles and the ref community. Joe West is sick.

You know what? I'm I'm glad that Brian Flores did not live for two. I like that. Yeah.

I like Brian Floras. Welcome to the league. Exactly.

Boom. Have some speaking refs.

You guys see Juju Smith turn his ankle on a flag ref through no ankle.

I don't think he got hurt like the old Orlando pace. You remember that when you got hit in the face? No, I was in Orlando Pace, Orlando Brown, Orlando Brown got hit in the eye with a penalty flag. But it's kind of like a facial.

They actually should change the makeup of the flags because they're like kind of like basically balls with the shirt around.

So they actually should change, make them heavier or flat so you can't turn your ankle. What if it's a flare and you shoot it at the player? What did you shoot in the ground?

It makes a hole in the ground and they just play with a bunch of holes. Don't think about that in DC.

Yeah, but yeah, this game, I don't know, Tewa 2s and Fitzpatrick.

Oh, we almost had Fitzpatricks. You went like ninety nine yards, you went 1990, went eighty five yards.

It's his beard. His beard is a natural altitude mask. Basically whenever he's training at sea level. Yes he has less oxygen, more.

You have to play the mountains and you basically have your defense against Patrick.

You're like hey we just need to get into a third and long lake where he has to throw the ball and he will throw the ball and he will throw it where someone is very much covered.

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All right. Watch this video right now of the ref getting run over by the Dolphins. Yep. First response, not really funny. My dude guy looks like he got hurt.

Oh, I stand with that guy just for all we did for dropping the trampoline. Now, this is this is an epidemic right now in the NFL. Defense is creating turnovers and then sprinting to the endzone cam to like just all stand together.

Saints and Ravens video board. Yes, it was cool when the Saints did it. Yeah, but now everyone's and, you know, it it was even it was OK when there were fans in the stands and photographers on the sidelines taking pictures. Now they just go stand in front of the mirror like it's one of those workout mirrors that you do at home where they tell you, like, what positions to be in. Yeah, they stand in front of them.

Just mug for the mirror. Not a fan. I think that's Candyce football.

I agree. All right. Let's go to Jets Chargers. So Justin Herbert, best quarterback in the NFL. He's pretty good.

And this was this was a guy who could like out DNA.

The other team, the Chargers, were up eighteen at halftime and they almost blew it. But the Jets out jetted the Chargers trying to charger themselves by just being the Jets. But you can't out jet the Jets, right.

Like the Chargers were like, hey, we're going to really try to charger this up by getting a big lead and losing it and and having everything go wrong and having stupid shit happen. And the jets are like, no, we're the Jets.

We're going to our jet.

The Jets powers to lose are stronger than the Chargers powers to Chargers.

I think that the Jets have all the Chargers powers within them, plus the added Jets ness of it. And that makes you the Jets, right? Yeah. So the Jets are like a leveled up Chargers 2.0 version where they can always manage to outfox themselves.

It is an end of an era right now.

The Jets are officially eliminated from playoff contention. Oh, damn, they're the first team hyperdrive didn't work, did not work.

But the tank, it could not be going better. Do you think that they could beat the on sixteen browns? Yeah, I think they could.

I think they're frisky. I think they have got frisky moments. They've got more talent. I think that the only sixteen lions would lose to both of them. Yeah.

I think that's still the worst on sixteen teams.

I also think that whenever the jets go out west they just look especially bad. Yeah.

Something about the Jets road jerseys.

Maybe it's the Mark Sanchez when you eat a hot dog game like something about the Jets road jerseys on the West Coast, you're like, that doesn't work.

I would not want to play the Jets if I was another team, not because. No, I would not, because I don't think that we could beat them.

It's just because this is where Gregg Williams tries to put something on tape. Good point. For the rest of the season, like Greg, Greg is going to make up that he's going to get head coaching offers after the season. And now it's a matter of if he's going to make up, that he's going to get six or ten of them. And I think the more of the opposing players that he can injure, that to him is like a big resume booster.

Yeah, no. So, yeah, Gregg Williams playing with nothing to lose, like a like a cornered Jackel that's got rabies. So watch out. He might actually he might kill Adam Gaist on the sidelines too. Yes. Because he just he's a very Shakespearian type of guy and he he's going to figure out a way to come out of this, not looking like he's the problem on.

That's just right. Absolutely. Always. Always. I love intentional safeties. I fucking love them. There's something about an intentional safety that just it gets me going. It just like, oh, there's gamesmanship afoot. It made Anthony Lynn seem like a genius. Yeah, right.

Like an intentional safety is just it's something that I immediately just bump you up ten IQ points and I didn't see that one coming and then run out of your own end zone.

And then afterwards the Jets actually almost tied and the charger, the Chargers got a stop inside their own ten yard line.

Can you believe that? Yes. Yeah. Weird game. It was a very weird game. Also shut out Keenan Allen. He needs a little love. So he had sixteen catches. He's now leading the league in catches. That just feels like something that he should be, you know, pat on the pat on the back for because not a lot of like, great things are going on at the Charger world except, you know, Justin Herbert, obviously.

But that's if you said yourself who's leading the league in catches, you wouldn't have thought. Keenan Allen.

I also think there's something really cool about a wide receiver that catches that goal line fade with a hoodie on. It just looks awesome.

Yeah, it does. Yeah. The constant hoodie, guys, I think TCU does that takes a lot of hoodies and I'm always like, damn, they look badass.

So yeah. The Jets good job tank is. Trevor Lawrence was trending.

I don't know if he was trending because Darbo said that Trevor once or fitted or if he was if it was because the Jets are going to get Trevor Lawrence, I don't think it's going to happen.

But I would love to see Trevor Lawrence pull in Eli Manning or John Elway on draft day and say, I don't want to play for the Jets, I don't play for the Jets, I want to play for the Giants.

Yeah, yeah. That would be awesome, actually, if he ended up just playing in New York in the same facility. Yeah, just in their face. Yeah. All right. Cowboys, Vikings. Man the Vikings defense fucking sucks. Credit the Cowboys, though, for for putting together an actual game for once. And I listen, I had I had the Chevy truck on the line, Survivor. I was very upset. This game sucked for me.

And we've been predicting this was going to happen at some point and it finally happened. The yellow shoe penalty, the end of the game happens.

Kirk Cousins throws it deep, incomplete. Flag pops up and then they zoom in like, nope, not a flag. It's just Adam Thielen shoe fell off and it's a yellow shoe. Yep, it's color yellow should not be allowed on.

If it's chiefs do it, the Vikings do it. If it's a glove, Chargers do it. It's a mouthpiece not OK. It's you know and it's also they do it with the scoreboard when the Chargers score yellow flashes over than the score.

And I always think that's because that's the first thing that you look for, is whether or not always again, this is something that a flare gun could it could easily solve this problem. If you just give the referees, like if they had a paintball gun where they just they fired it at the player that committed the penalty. Yes.

Subasic to just brutal, brutal, brutal, brutal. Because that is the that's like there's something about losing and having those three to five seconds after a loss where you just have this denial phase.

You're like now there's got to be a penalty. And after those five seconds, having it slowly creep into your brain that there is no penalty. So having a fucking shoe be the fake flag.

What a killer.

Yeah, what an absolute kick in the dick where everybody just points at the screen because the flag scorebook is up there and then it just goes away. And if you're in a bar watching that doesn't have sound, it takes you a long time to figure it out. And then they zoom in on a shoe and then you're like, what the fuck? What did you just do to me? Right. You just ruined my entire Sunday mood. Priddle The shoe penalty credit to Kelam.

That catch was awesome. Awesome. You might think it was incredible catch, but I went back and I watched it. I think that most of us have made that exact same catch in our life. When we're sitting on a beanbag chair and your bro tosses you 180 light, do you like lean back and you catch it over your head? I know I've made that same catch with a beer can at least dozens of times. Oh yeah. But it was pretty sweet.

The Cowboys have amazing wide receivers, amazing wide receivers.

And it's I mean, Andy Dalton finally has a team around him ready built for Andy Dalton. They built it for Andy Dalton. But it's. Yeah, the Vikings like that. That's got to be such a disappointing loss because they were sneaking into the playoff picture. That was a win they had to have and they just couldn't get off to feel like they just run all over.

Kirk Cousins wasn't bad.

He actually was good. He you know, he was he played a good game. Yeah. Can we find the helmet that fits, though?

Yeah. No, he doesn't have it. He doesn't have a helmet.

It just like bounces around on his head all the time. And he's a big guy that no matter what happens, if they get a first down, it doesn't matter if there's ten minutes left in the quarter, four minutes left in the quarter. He likes sprints up to the line. He's always thinking to himself like that might not have been a catch. Things don't happen to me. Kirk Cousins. Right. We got a first down. I better hurry up and snap the ball before they overturn it.

Weird.

Yeah, he we need to get the helmet for Kirk Cousins. Also Adam Thielen shot at him. He actually is close to the record for Red Zone touchdowns this year. He has ten records. Randy Moss with fourteen in twenty seven. That's another one.

We're like oh Adam Thielen would not have thought that, that would not have thought that. Yeah.

The Vikings like that's just their, they've been my best, worst team all year and I think they still are. I know. And it's just you can't have that loss, you cannot have that loss. You can't have that loss.

I was really counting on that to have the football team be a full game ahead of the Cowboys. Yeah.

Now, the Cowboys went to play with going and thanks. Cowboys might be in Frisky. Did the buy come at the perfect time? And we got Skip Bayless doing his dance.

Yeah, Billy thinks that he's being held hostage inside his own home, unfortunately, like for free skip free skip. So what are you saying? Like there's somebody that lives in earnest. Any would any person doesn't really dance like that. Well, that's yes. Like Britney.

Britney Spears has the dad. That's like the one controlling her.

Who is controlling Earnest's Shannon. Shannon Sharpe. Yeah. Friskier, I wouldn't be surprised if Stephen Smith actually lived in Skip Bayless his house and locked him in a bedroom all day.

Right. It was still his daddy.

That was so bizarre, but. Kind of electric video you got was kind of into it. I mean, it's not a bad dancer. No, he's a great dancer, you know, nominal. He's got his hips. Don't lie. He was wearing the same jersey that he apparently throughout the Zik jersey.

Was this pissed? My kind of nice guy was not a nice. Wait, what did you just say? It's been said before. I'm on the record. I don't I don't think that counts.

Well, because, like, you've kind of you're like pick pick a number. Like there's so many people who don't like Skip Bayless.

I want you to say something mean or bad about someone who's actually liked while he made fun, not made fun of, he made some comments about d'Arc the Depression. Yeah. Yeah. See, try again, Jake. Well, I want a new name. I want to find a commenter commentator that Jake can criticize one's. We will get that. We will find that new arrival. Yes, you need an enemy to do something to wake up in the morning, Ravell.

Yeah, OK. All right. That's why he's the reason I have a job shirtless. Yeah. So props to him. True.

But that north western thing. Come on.

First of all, when he says we and us an our not on the team bro. Yep.

Point good point. First person working a good program.

We'll talk about. Yeah. We'll do some college football talk on the other side. But yes. Yes. Oh yeah. Good, good.

He always he gets frisky this time of year too because this is the one year anniversary of him tweeting out the high res for for JFK assassination video. Yeah. With let the bodies hit the floor as a soundtrack or whatever it was last year. So this time he starts to feel himself around late November.

Yes, it's absolutely true. This is right right around where he's like you said, you got any more assassinations, get the people going to go their morning coffee to people.

I'm on the record of having not nice things. Good. Jake, I appreciate that.

All right. Finally, Packers, Colts.

I had such a fucking bad football weekend and we'll talk about college football after that. But gambling college football that I couldn't even fully enjoy the Packers being frauds. But they are I don't know if this was a Packers fraud game. Let me give you a stat. Packers gave up four hundred and twenty yards to the Colts offense, Colts offense, not so explosive. OK, Philip Rivers, he's like a million years old. They also gave up one hundred forty yards on the ground.

Ninety seven of them in the second half. This is what I've been saying. Like the Packers, when they get against the offense, that can be a little bit physical. They have not been able to stop the run. That's just their M.O. It's not it's not a Rodgers criticism, although the Colts defense deserves a shitload of credit because they got twenty eight points in the first half, got a little bit of torched, and then totally shut them down in the second half.

They didn't score until ten seconds left with that field. So they get a lot of credit.

Maybe it was kind of a fraud game for the Packers, but this was one where I always thought that the Colts could beat him, especially at home, and the roof was closed for the first time.

Yep. So I always thought that, like, yeah. Packers on the road against a good team that can run the ball. Probably not a game that I would necessarily expect the Packers to win if I were if I were playing against the Packers, against Philip Rivers and I was trying to keep up a defense, why would you not just blitz them every single passing opportunity? Yeah. Yeah.

I mean, what's what's Philip Rivers going to do? It takes him like six seconds to drop out where he's going to end up to throw the ball.

I love that he doesn't QB sneak. We'll never see Jacoby. He's too honest. It's like and hit man that he brings in and I'm not going to get my hands dirty. I love that.

He also went to the bathroom in between the end of regulation. He just jogged in there and you couldn't tell if he was running into the locker room because his knee was like shredded in half or it was just because he had to piss. Yeah, because that's kind of how he always runs. He always runs like he's got a full bladder and half an ACL.

So I'll say something nice about Aaron Rodgers. I when you look at the Packers defense, they're statistically not that that bad. But this is one of those cases where if you have an all world quarterback, they can kind of hide a lot of the deficiencies. And this is like, you know, when you when you have a guy like Aaron Rodgers, you're going to have leads and you're not going to have to worry about, you know, getting the ball shoved down your throat time and time again when you're up fourteen points because Aaron Rodgers is that good.

So I just think this is the same Packers team as last year where Aaron Rodgers is that good. His wide receivers are pretty good, too. I mean, Davante Adams is should be in the conversation, four top wide receiver in the NFL and their defense when push comes to shove can be had.

And Philip Rivers tried his hardest to chargers this up at the end of the game. Oh, my God. I mean, there's like seventeen flags.

So there were they had nine holding calls on the Colts. Unreal. Which is crazy because they don't call holding this year. Right, that Roger Goodell was like, hey, we you guys went to work. So we're going to have to get our ratings up this year or else people will blame it on us having black lives matter in the end zone. So he's telling his refs not to call holding anywhere. And they had nine holding because I think they had like four or five hundred calls on one drive.

She's crying as the game. It was pretty bad. And then if if Aaron Rodgers doesn't hit that like 50 yard bomb into double coverage or triple coverage, was that's about a Scantlin. Yeah. Out of his own end zone. Yeah. He just like, put that on, you know, Rodgers drive at the end to even get into overtime.

But they I mean, the Colts do deserve a lot of credit for their halftime adjustments. They came out and it felt like the game was going to get away from them and they brought it all the way back to themselves. Like they just they did what they had to do. They played great defense and they ran the ball. And they are very good, hard earned win for the Colts that I think puts them in the. Watch out, watch out, watch out, watch out category, the watch out category, Raiders of the Lost Ark or call raiders are definitely.

So if we're talking strictly AFC, AFC, yeah.

Raiders, Titans, tight end watch, maybe contractor SEATO. I think the Dolphins could be in the watch out. OK, there are they're borderline and then so the above the watch out is like the Bills. The Steelers. Right.

We know that they're good. Yeah. Right, right. Dosti The Browns might be a washout.

Yeah. I'd like to see the Browns play in like not a hail storm.

Well they're here next week so the weather will follow them.

It will be a typhoon or whatever they'll be sick of all figured out how to do cloud seeding and make all the crops follow them everywhere.

Yeah. So they're in the watch out. They are officially in the watch out. I don't know who would be in the watch out in the NFC.

The NFC is a little more straightforward is cardinals cardinals being the watch out.

I think the Rams, everyone's kind of watching out for him, right? Yeah. The Vikings flirted with the watch out and they lost the Cowboys. I think the Vikings are still in the watchout category.

And then, yeah, I mean, see, like the Bucs, the Saints, the Packers and the Seahawks and Rams, I feel like those are all the teams that are like we just know they're good.

Yeah, it's going to be that I don't want to keep saying nice things about the Packers because I think the Bears are going to beat him next Sunday and then the Bears are going to all of a sudden he'll want to see North lost this weekend on the Bears by just saying if you're if you're talking about, you know, repping your division, kind of need the bears to be there.

But the I even I lost. Oh, there is so wide open that when I call the Packers frauds, like, I don't think there's a team that like the 49ers last year, maybe the box, maybe the Saints, maybe the Saints will turn into that team with their defense.

The 49ers could also be a washout team. They because I still feel like the forty Niners could beat a lot of teams right. On any given Sunday in the AFC, but that would be the only benefit to the Packers.

Not there's not the Saints, I would say, are the Saints. And I guess Monday Night Football will tell us a lot. But the Saints feel like the most dominant team right now in the NFC.

Yes, you say yes. And the team has put it all together, which is very weird because they don't have their quarterback. That helps and just broke another rib.

So it was Drew Brees, a system quarterback. He just broken up. That's what we're. And then another.

All right. Let's go to Dion real quick. We have actually some great insight on offense versus defense.

We didn't talk about the Steelers, Steelers, Jaguars. I didn't write it down. Steelers, Jaguars happened. Mapleton is a monster. I also love that nickname. Yop for Chase Claypoole, Donte Johnson.

Also Monster chased.

Claypoole is on the fast track to becoming the best Canadian football player of all time. Would you put them in your big brown category?

He's been Baby Bron for like the last two months. Yeah, I don't know if Bron would go to the lengths of crediting a Steelers wide receiver because he's a Browns fan or Cowboys fan.

And the Steelers are traditionally those two teams biggest rivals. Yep. So I don't I'm not calling him Baby Bron. Yeah, I'm not saying that's going to happen.

Jake Lutton frame frame, the jerseys, the game worn jerseys.

You know, tell your family about that. Yeah. Tell your play. Tell your kids about that. Put that in your basement. That's actually a great thing about it. This way, Jake. Not many guys can have that as an accessory in their man cave.

Yep. So the jerseys of your game worn NFL experience that I think probably ended today.

All that spin, move the spin, move your for always and forever now. Yeah. A fun little thing about this game. When you Google Jaguars, Steelers score, it takes you to forty five.

Forty two Jaguars Steelers Blake Bortles lit the world on fire that. Yes.

And the Jags credit the Jags are up three. Nothing in this game. They were up three. Nothing lost. Twenty seven three. But they were up three enough.

So the Steelers keep taking care of business. That's what they, that's what you have to say when they beat an inferior opponent. Yeah.

And they just win and they actually like the Cowboys game that they had where they could have easily lost. That was like what the hell, Steelers get it together. This one was strictly taking care of us.

Do you is there any part of you that thinks that the Steelers are going to go sixteen? And let's take a look. Let's see. I think my gut says no, they've got the Ravens on Thanksgiving. I think the Colts will be a problem game. And I think maybe at the Bills it's going to be a problem game. Those the Ravens at the Bills and the Colts. I am tough. I feel like you want to lose one. Yeah, this is the toughest part of the schedule right now.

Don't I?

Maybe not lose one, though, because there's only one pie.

I don't know what the tiebreakers are. We need a tiebreaker, Jake, for Wednesday. We need tiebreakers. We'll have a full tiebreaker conversation because let's watch the Bucs Rams game and try to figure out off that.

But I'm pretty sure do a full breakdown, a tie conference.

Opponents, I want to. It's also just a reminder, it's Thanksgiving week, so we won't have a show Friday. We'll have an extra long show on Wednesday for everyone that you can stop. We'll give you a point in time where you can stop it and started on Friday if you have to work. But if you do have to work after if you have to go into work on Thanksgiving on that Friday during a pandemic, that's time theft season.

You just you know, well, you work you work as little as you possibly can on going. Well, you know, we'll do is we'll we'll tape something on Wednesday that will just be a giant fuck you to your boss that you can play that will not get you in trouble because you didn't say it, but we said it. So we'll we'll have a whole thing that you can just on Friday morning can walk by your boss's office and we'll just be motherfucking that fat fuck.

Yeah. So just accidentally disconnect your Bluetooth right from your phone when you're walking by. Yeah.

Let us put that in a Wednesday show. Fat Fuck.

Well, I assume if he's making you work on Fridays, got low testosterone, he's probably fat, he's probably hates himself, that kind of thing.

You know, that's a self-loathing move to make someone work on a Friday after Thanksgiving in a pandemic, right? Yeah. Yeah.

So we'll get we'll get that set for you. All right.

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Dion Sanders is all right.

He is back. It is Coach Prime on a Sunday night to talk a little football. What we saw this weekend, where do you want to start?

It was kind of a crazy weekend. It was.

You know, I'm not happy, OK? I'm not happy with this weekend. I can't stand the Detroit Lions ever since I came out of college. I can't stand it.

I can't. Yeah, I really can't. Yes, OK. I can't throw at lions. I'm glad we would never have to hear another word out. Are you or are they from from the New England Patriots. That's over. OK, I'm starting to really hear you clearly now. About Baltimore, I can hear, I can hear now. OK, I wasn't able to hear, but I can hear now.

Yeah, OK, let's start with the let's start with the Patriots, because I agree with you. I got I got intercepted by Dave telling me that they were going to, you know, make a run here.

And I thought, oh, Belichick, they're going to do it. But I think we need to give a lot of credit to Deshaun Watson for having a hell of a game. And that's how bad that team's bad.

So if you're bad, having the hope of a good quarterback like Deshaun Watson, like that's a game, even though it doesn't mean anything to the Texans, I think it does mean something for the franchise to be like, oh, yeah, we still have Deshaun.

I like who he is. I like what he stands for. I like his professionalism. I've never seen him out of character. I like everything about the kid. I don't like that the coach that was fired, he should be banned for at least two years for even trading the receiver, Hopkins, DeAndre Hopkins. He should be banned for two years for making that trade. But this kid is unbelievable. But New England, man, that's pathetic. Like.

That that does not make any sense whatsoever. What do you think the problem is in New England? Is it I mean, I think there are plenty of fingers to be pointed to go around up there. I don't think it's all on camera, but I think we can say, without a doubt, the camp does not look like the camp that we've seen in the past.

Like officially, he's he's no longer the MVP, Sheryl Crow, but they gave up twenty seven points like it. Normally, New England scores twenty. They're winning. You don't give up twenty seven. New England don't give up twenty seven. I mean, in Houston. Come on in. And you know, just continuing this Baltimore. This is a whole defensive thing when Baltimore gives a 30 to Tennessee, that's a problem like this was once a year ago.

It has to be give me his name. I'm going blank right now. The big guy that came from Jacksonville in class, Campbell. Yep. The list. It has to be the absence of class, Campbell, because there's no way you give up 30 to Tennessee. Yeah.

And Martin North said after the game that it was an error problem, that they just they didn't want it as much. And to me, when I heard that, I heard him saying that about the defense that the defense just didn't want to tackle. You saw it on that AJ Brown touchdown catch and on the Derrick Henry run in overtime.

Now, if you're a defensive player on that team, has has Lamar earned the right to say that that the effort level wasn't acceptable?

Yeah, he's the MVP s on his chest. They are right when they put this on on the right to do whatever you want. He's earned it. Right. And they respect the heck out of Lamar. The problem is not only that, their running game, when they were balling in and getting to the second of round in the playoffs, that they got to the. They run the football and a history of the Baltimore Ravens have always been running the football and stopping the run.

They're not their team anymore. Yeah, I don't they got to get they've got to go into the men and get a receiver going to free agency and get a real one. They've got to get a real one.

I agree that that is definitely a problem. And it was so close to what I've always been saying about Lamar's. I want to see him win a game where he has to throw down late and they got all the way down there almost. You know, it is like a third, third and six. And they had been killing the Titans all day on third down and they just couldn't do it. And I just yeah. That team that feels like they've fallen back in the pack in what is now an AFC that that Colts win was impressive.

The Steelers are going to know and people are still being like doubting the Steelers and the Bills obviously were on a bye. And then you get the Chiefs tonight, like the AFC is pretty stacked at the top. They are, and I hate to say it. And I got to give you an I hate what he given de credit card. He didn't get the credit. Don't do it. This is a game that Toure, I was waiting like, come on.

Like, come on now you're going to throw it. You're going to have to come on now. And the dolphins just they just going to get over that hump. But you said and I I'm going to give you credit. You said you like the darn Broncos.

Well, that was it was I feel like we were waiting for that to a game where everything wasn't perfect for him. And Brian Fuller said afterwards because there was a question of whether he was injured. And I said, no, I benched him and Fitzpatrick almost did it. Let's so they just actually just showed this highlight on the TV. What the hell does Philadelphia do with Carson Wentz? What I've been telling you all here from day one, honestly, and I'm not this is not a I told you so situation.

This is a appellee knowing another athlete and an athlete like myself, talking to other athletes that I know that's there. This is not to get. And so so would you put would you go to Hertz already, just cut your losses and say, let's see what the new guys got if you think he could possibly be that guy? What you're going to get if you stay would wince. You're going to get a division, pretty much what you already have.

Yeah. You have some guys in the locker room say, hey, man, this ain't working fine. You can get our kids shot because this ain't working. He he is not Dega. You can't just try to justify because you made a mistake and paid him a ton of money, which you're going to probably get out of the contract as soon as you can, but you got to be able to savage that team in a horrific division that you probably can still win.

You got to get away from that kid. So that's interesting because I've always thought this and you you can tell us whether it's fact or not. But in an NFL locker room, we always think, you know, growing sports, growing up or playing sports growing up, you're like, oh, yeah, well, my teammates are my friends and everyone gets along. But in the NFL, when it's 53 guys and it's offense, defense, offense and defense don't really like to talk or get along or it's kind of you guys are kind of like working for the same company, but different floors, right?

Exactly. Well, well stated. Well said. That's really what it is. But you do recognize the people on the floor is because if the elevator is broken and they had something to do with it, you cannot move or you cannot leave. That elevator ain't working.

Right. And so you like the defense from a defensive perspective when you were playing like, you know, do you at least you recognize, OK, these guys, this guy, this guy, this guy, they're dogs. But when it comes to like if the offense isn't holding up their end of the bargain, there's real division that can happen and vice versa.

You get upset at the offensive coaches, you get upset at offensive players, and you really don't talk to them a lot when on game day, you just sit down from a long drive and here goes three and out. So that's are you sat down a long drive. OK, here goes sudden change is throwing a pick and you got to go right back at it. Like you got to be kidding me, man. Won't y'all make a change because you're on defense, you're going against the backup or even the third guy.

You see some kind of hope and some promise because this guy has to give you a great look all week so you can become a fan of the backups. Yeah, because you see them the most interesting.

So I want to talk to you athletes athlete, because I don't know if you caught on Thursday Night Football, but another athlete was talking about you as an athlete. That was your teammate, Troy Aikman. And he was talking, man, he was talking about Jalen Jalen Ramsey and how he kind of put the clamps on Dick Metcalf. And he said that when he was playing against you, even if, you know, you were the guy that was supposed to be taken away one side of the field, he would still look for Michael Irvin and Michael Irvin was still going to catch some balls on you.

First of all, did you feel disrespected that Troy put you out there and said I was still going to go out Deon because our playmaker was going to make plays? Adam, secondly, looking forward to Monday night. Do you see do you see Tom Brady kind of giving that same respect to Jalen Ramsey and staying away from Mike Evans?

First of all, Troy did not say that I watched the game, but that's the way to twist his words and try to make us go against each other.

He said I was going to pick on Dion.

Yeah. And he texted me this week, by the way, you know, we check on each other all the time. A good job. He did not say that. Thank you, but trying to imply that he said. But what he did say, his guy, Michael Irvin, if it was one on one, he was going to go to Michael Irvin because it's one on one. You got to go to that guy if they're supposed to be that dull.

Couple of weeks ago, they we was talking about or Dan was talking about Metcalf, but I said, no, he's not ready for that. If you're one is supposed to be able to beat that opposing teams double. And that's Jalen Ramsey. He's not at that level yet. He's going to get there, but he's not at that level as of yet. Interesting. So if so, you're basically saying the best offense should always beat the best defense?

No, I'm not saying that. That's what I'm saying. That's one of the reasons I love the Rams. One of the reasons I love the Rams so much is they got a grown man up front that's going to take two people to block him and Aaron Donald. And then I got to get on the back end. That can go one on one with your best receiver and take him out of the game that really disarms and disable or Dearne offense. That's why is going to be interesting tonight.

But the best thing about Tampa Bay, they have three guys or really two really two guys that no. One caliber receivers who. So wait, who are you put into? Who are you taking over then? And Mike Evans.

Whoa, I'm Chris Godwin. What about Chris Godwin? No, no, no. He's not a one.

He's definitely not a one. He's a rabbit. He's not Batman, but he's a Robin, OK? And Gronk and Gronk that. No, Gronk Gronk is like a three now. OK, OK.

So what about Thanksgiving this week? Because you used to play on Thanksgiving all the time. I've always. More than anything, you loved it, but what's the situation like on Thanksgiving when it comes to you with the family and all that?

First of all, you hope you win because it's going to be rough if you lose. And the families there and everybody wants to celebrate, you're not in the mood for it. So you want to win that. That's one thing. And we always played at home because we're there are no cowboys. So that was good having everybody at home. But you really want to win. So to Thanksgiving food is a little better.

Did you ever lose on Thanksgiving? I don't believe we did. I don't recall losing on Thanksgiving that we might have, but I don't recall it.

You block that out. I like that.

I always I mean, it's it is the best football on Thanksgiving. There's nothing better. So I had one last question. The NFC East, this game now becomes beast huge on Thanksgiving Day because Washington football team, your Dallas Cowboys, they are now tied for second. There's a three way tie for second, the Eagles still somehow in first place. Doug Peterson, a genius for tying that game. So who wins the NFC East? And do you think the Cowboys might have a little life to him?

The Cowboys will have a lot of life now. I would tell you something you need to look out for, man. I don't know the kid's name. Maybe you can invite me. But the backup running back for the Cowboys, Johnny Pollard. Oh, my goodness. He's putting some pressure on me.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, he was good last year, too. Yeah. Like this kid is is getting in there and he's hidden it. He's really hidden it. I'm happy with Andy. Don't know what he did today. Oh, he almost choked it to go didn't he. He almost threw a pick. It would have been over. Yes, but got another chance like, oh good job. Good job. But that I feel as though the Cowboys have a better shot at what then the Eagles.

If the Eagles they would wins.

It's actually as terrible as the NFC East has been. I'm actually so happy that the Washington football team and the Cowboys won this week and the Giants been playing well. It's an exciting as bad as it is, it's an exciting home stretch that all four teams can win win.

This time everyone's got three wins. Let's do a Merseybeat and you want to bet on the game on Thanksgiving.

I don't bet you you won't forget me just straight up and back up.

You know, we could do like merchandise, merchandising, something like. There you go. You know what? Team Window Cinema Cowboy hat. I wore my hat and you guys said nothing about it. I gave you guys I wore my hat or your hat on the football. Football.

I said something the minute you sat down for the PMT football game. I had my pleasure. You did? Yeah, I did. I said yes. Oh, yeah. You're part of that podcast. You said nothing about it. But, you know, you know, I thought we were family. I understand we are family.

And I said something. I absolutely said something. All right. So if if so, Washington football team wins. You give me a cowboy hat. Yeah. What do I get if if the Cowboys win, I'll send you a bowling ball.

The part of my. No, no. I know what I want. I want to duplicate.

Pair of your shades. OK, I'll send you a pair of sunglasses. Don, we actually have our own shades. Part of my take sheets. Perfect.

Now, thanks for telling me. Now that we got when I was there, we had known I would have stole a pair. We do it in real quick.

How much do you bench right now? That's a good question. I'm pretty strong, yeah. I want to tell you that more than 2.5 in college, I benched three forty one.

Oh, wow. As a DCB dam. Wow, that's impressive. I guarantee you, if I go in the weight room right now, you know what?

Oh, let's see. I'm not going to do it. I'm not going to do it. I'm just going to show you what's on the board.

Yes, yes, yes. I think that's a good one. Let me show you what's on the board, because you see what's on the board.

You say, man, that's what he plays around with because our our intern, Billy Football, who played football, who's 21, prime of his life, he's hovering around to eighty five, which is kind of embarrassing.

Oh, you got three players on there. Are you going to get to. But that's just one five. Yeah that's ten.

Twenty five. Yeah that's just one. Yeah I'm but I'm telling you I'm repping that so I'm repping that, that should tell you where I am. Yeah. Pretty, pretty good. Easy. Yeah. Easy over three hundred. No question. He's also double your age Billy. Yeah. All right. We got to break it up age.

Well because he's our, our intern. Twenty two. Twenty one.

And he thinks that the young stallion. But he's not. He's my very little stability very week.

Yeah. And we've already established that that darn could be my son. Yes. I could actually watch it.

Well so. Well he's a little younger than me. He's twenty six. Oh yeah. Think would be one of my kids. Well I mean you did play in D.C. for a while.

Yeah. There you go. Yeah I did. It's fast twitch muscles. I do. You know what.

I saw that when I don't don't you know. You do not don't. I don't don't you.

Now you're completely fake losing this one. I love it. I will. Deon, thank you as always. We see this week. All right. Appreciate it, guys. All right. Let me too.

Oh, OK.

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Jake Football Game of the Week presented by Phillip Soroka One Blade. All right, first off, disclaimer, I've been helping you guys with this for nearly two full seasons. This is the toughest week to dwindle down to four selections.

But I feel like there's there's a runaway winner. Yeah, yes. Yeah. I'm thinking about same guy and specifically St. John's Catholic in Maryland, head coach Darryl Hayes, who suffered in game heart attack coach through it and survived. He was the most recommended by GMs, blew up all week.

I mean, that's yeah. He literally had a heart attack. He just kept on coaching, right?

Yeah. The best part about that was his coordinators were saying the only thing that I noticed that was different was he was a little bit calmer during the game. Yeah. So we knew something was wrong.

Something about two minutes to he needed as he needed more, he thought that he had indigestion.

He thought it was just he needed to know I'm going to Tums my way out of this heart attack.

He really does think like open heart surgery to him is like, all right, Toms and rolling.

Well, that's that's just guy stuff because I don't know about you guys. But whenever any part of the internal areas of my body feel any sort of discomfort, Toms is the first thing that you go, yes, you got to read the Times. Also, this guy can use this as a lot of motivation moving forward because he can go to his players and do the best football guy thing, which would be like, you guys are giving me a heart attack out there.

Yeah. You got to play harder or else you're going to kill me.

Yep. Literally kill me. So that'll be the heavy favorite. So, pfft. You tweeted this out yesterday. Abilene Christian offensive line coach Mason Height allowed his offensive line reportedly translates to a brick wall.

They scored a touchdown. What did you he allowed his offensive line to rip off his sleeves after the teams I love.

It was a pretty cool look like they just went over to the sidelines and just ripped it off for love it. Yeah. The next one was Billy Recommendation, the Mississippi Gulf Coast Community College team. They tried bringing out a chainsaw out of the locker room ahead of their game versus Jones College.

Why did they bring it out? The ref, the officials were like, no exhaustion. State has a chainsaw without the chain on it.

Turnover, turnover, suck those refs. You're not going to let the team bring out a chainsaw. I thought this was America. That's bullshit. It's called the Second Amendment.

And then this last one is kind of a playing game you guys want us to discuss on the air. It's between Army head coach Jeff Monken, who is brought to tears while talking about his seniors. I lost the team's win over Georgia Southern.

Yeah, or the. Vikings long snapper Andrew de Paula, who tore both ACL, is what the Raiders in two different seasons and made his way back to the NFL.

I got to go with the Army football coach. Yeah, I love the Irish football scout troops. Yes. He's that guy who wouldn't want to play for that guy.

It's a big time football guy. Move to just cry about your guys. Did you guys see, by the way, this isn't a football guy. This is just more classically Rutgers, the Rutgers kicker. Did you see that?

The end of the game. The fantasy. Boy. Oh, what's his name? Ourselves or something?

Oh, fuck. I'm going to go find it. It was so funny. They try to this kid out and he had no chance of making this kick like he they could have Rutgers could have beat Michigan and they trotted out like all this kid doesn't want to be here. And they flashed his name and I was like, holy fucking shit, New Jersey, you have done it again. What was his name? It was some ambrosia, something ambrosia looking up right now.

And Vallentine Valentinos Ambrogio. I mean, remember, they had noone Nunzio Campanelli, their coach last year. Fucking Rucker's. Love it. All right, so that's Philipps Norelco one blade football guy.

The week go vote will have the pole and the blog.

All right, let's do, I'll do, I'll do college football is my. Whose backs are you talking about? Then let's quickly do Baby of the Week. Nominees will also vote on this so everyone can throw in one and you get to decide. So Baby Bron, LeBron has just decided to start calling people Baby Bron.

He just he plants his flag in athletes that are showing promise. Right. Which is essentially just a compliment to himself. He claims them as being as being smaller, eventually larger versions of himself. Yes. Hank, who's your baby Braun of the week?

Oh, we talked about it earlier, but Deshaun Watson. Yep. I also I'll put I'll put it back in the stallion on there, too. Oh, OK. Had a great performance at the GMs. OK, all right.

Your baby brother, my baby brother of the week is George Clooney because LeBron James started a tequila company and so he's he's looking to cash in big time also. Michael Imperioli. That's right. Yeah. I love those commercials for like. Hey, fuckhead, I'm Christopher. Why are you drinking pussy shit that doesn't pour yourself a shot, bitch. Don't be an idiot and drink vodka and sit on a dog. Hey, drink this tequila. No problem.

You can't desert tequila fit into the cup holder in your car so you can chug it while you're driving ninety five miles an hour and then Tony will cover up your nose when he sees that you've got one spoiler.

So yeah. So LeBron he moved up to to the hard stuff. He's off one right now.

He's got a tequila company because I guess he needed higher alcohol content in the stuff that he was drinking.

So yeah, it's probably smart. There's fewer calories in tequila. Yeah. So he's going to save, save a little bit of weight but also get drunker.

So congrats on Nice my big brown of the week. I actually am surprised he hasn't baby Braund this person already. But it has to be Patrick Mahomes. He's, he's got to, he's got a baby Bron the best football player. Right. Just so he can like be like yeah that's baby. When you think about Mahomes, who do you think of LeBron James?

What if he baby Brown to every quarterback that was taken in that draft besides Metrobus?

Come on. It could have on. Come on. Do you have Bobby Brown? Oh, yeah. I got it very wrong.

There was a saying no, there there's a dude who say baby brown like baby Yoda. Yeah. Dude, that will go viral. Do we should you be a little baby boomer. Should do we should make we should get a little figurine and put a diaper on it. Yeah. And then that'll be our baby bronze statue. We'll mail it to her little baby Brachy puppets back in the day.

Kobe IP. Yeah. Yeah. Little Penny Hardaway. Little Penny was a great song baby mine was.

This dude saved a puppy from an alligator. I can't watch that video.

Nobody keeps the cigar in his mouth. I know I that's that guy. That guy I agree with Billy. That guy Brian baby. Brian the alligator. But I can't. Can you.

I can't watch videos were like a dog. Even if I know the dog is ok. I can't watch it. It was tough. It was tough. It makes me like squirm.

The only reason that I could watch it is because the guy exuded such powerful Florida energy. Yeah. He was like emerging out of a swamp wearing nothing but jean shorts and smoking like a Swishers doesn't drop a cigar. Yeah. Somehow use George somehow the cigar is still lady and he's still smoking it as he emerges from a bog. Yes. It's just fucking crazy.

All right. Who's back of the week to finish up, Hank?

I have a couple who's back at the week's. The first one is our RNC Danos.

Oh, yeah, that's right.

Do we want it all there in the Korean World Series tonight at three thirty, the series is tied two to two.

I'll be watching best of seven seven seven or five, seven, seven, eight, nine and seventeen.

So Swoll Daddy is making an appearance tonight somewhere. My father who's back that week is Michael Jordan, the GM.

Yeah. Gave Gordon Hayward one hundred and. A million dollars. Yes, which is probably his worst free agent signing yet, so, you know, I like it, though. He's the greatest, worst yet. But I like his commitment to the fact that he will never have anybody on his team that will ever be compared to him.

Well, and this one is like they he they tried to sign him back in the day. They signed him to like an offer sheet in the Utah matched it. And then Gordon Hayward, like his knee exploded. But I think it was like a Michael Jordan he had already committed to Gordon Hayward baby wants, baby gets. And then he was like, fuck it, we got to have.

That's that's an old school guard packs move when they tried to draft Chris Dunn and then they traded for him after he had shown that he sucked.

So like we still walk this guy. We forget the work. We've done all this work on this. We've analyzed this draft prospect. We need to use this. This paperwork's right now.

All right. Who's your who's back? My who's back of the week is salty dabo Scelzi Dabbous. When he's back big time, he's mad that covid is so high in the BCS rankings right now and the FCS rankings because I guess Florida State had a player that tested positive, didn't know Florida State did.

Right. Was Clemson.

Clemson had a class player you practice all week, OK?

And then they went to the game and then Florida State's medical team said, no, we're not going to agree to play this game. They probably could have rescheduled. Right.

We're getting we're getting down there. So I don't know. So Dabo was like I think y'all just scared. They called it a forfeit. Yeah. Basically, Darbo, if he's not coaching football, he's just in y'all scared to somebody.

We're saying it like somebody who's back is college football.

So we can talk, we can talk about all of this.

Dabo is so hyper focus on getting the college football playoff that he's just not he can't I don't even blame him for being a psycho anymore because he that's all he wants.

That's all he thinks about. Yeah. It's everything to him.

Well, he firmly believes that the safest place in the world, no matter what is going on, is on a football field. Right? Yeah, I kind of understand why. But like, he immediately leapt to the fact that, like, Florida State is scared of playing Clemson. That's that's why they're declining to play the game.

And I think he's right. I think Florida State is scared, was scared of playing Clemson.

Even Saban has just enough human being in them. We're like, OK, he's human. Yeah.

Devils got no devil doesn't have any. He's got none of this was if I'm Florida State, this is the best excuse possible to not take this.

Oh, they would have gotten they would have gotten their shit pushed in and it would have been a great like because they do the old like Clemson, you know, competes for the same recruits as Florida State.

They really try to run it up.

Yep. All right. Other college football stuff. Wisconsin lost the Northwestern. That sucked nine punts in the third quarter nine. That game made me despise football. Between that and watching the Bears on. Was that Monday? Yeah, Monday night. I should get like a medal.

All your teams are just liable to play the most boring brand of football. It's just all terrible. And you know what? I thought about it afterwards, because obviously Darren Rovell was very happy. Verbum Alonzo Mourning, Darren Ravell celebrating North-Western when Mike Greenberg celebrating Northwestern win. Nice to see Greaney really excited. Oh great. He is going to do the work. He is going to wear this on us. He's probably going to get every time Northwestern beats a ranked team.

I'm sure that he gets like a temporary tattoo on his body because he can't go full speed with it and get actual ink done.

I got to get I got to read a little bit for a second because I just cannot stand Northwestern fans.

Pat Fitzgerald is an awesome coach. He has made Northwestern a legitimate program, very good program. They don't have like last year they sucked. This year they're back to being good. That's the sign of a good program. Unless you are Clemson, Alabama or Ohio State, you're going to have down years. But the sign of a good coach and a good program is the down years don't last. They don't they don't extend.

You have a blip and then you're back blip, then you're back. You're not four years where you suck. That's Northwestern. Now, I don't understand how Northwestern fans and I'm pretty much just talking about the blue checkmark losers, white checkmarks marks. Right?

I'm just talking about them. So I'm not even talking about like my guy White Sox, Dave, who's a noted Northwestern alum who who bleeds purple.

You can't do the word the little engine that could were the scrappy underdog. No one cares about Northwestern. And then also, like every year, like there's a program defining when you have your ranked team, you're ranked team, you have a good football program. Pat Fitzgerald is a very good coach. Stop pretending like every win is like, oh, my God, we we fucking, you know, shocked the world and we beat you want you want.

You won the Big Ten West two years ago. The problem is not acting like the problem is that the people that write about Northwestern football are all people that graduated. From Northwestern and went there like 20 years, right, and now they're in these like big prolific writing jobs where now they're looking through the lens of Northwestern football as what it was like in the 90s. And it's going to take another 20 years for that to cycle in and out. And then you're going to have a bunch of, might I add, discredited journalism graduates from Northwestern that still probably won't be able to get it right.

I actually think you were slapping Pat Fitzgerald in the face.

When you act like you won the Super Bowl after beating Wisconsin like that, you should expect you guys have you guys are beating us like, I don't know, six out of seven times in Evanston. I, I love Rachel Nichols.

She's a friend of the program. But that was what triggered me when she's like my brother went to Wisconsin. You'll never get over this loss. Guess what?

Wisconsin always loses a game like this every single year. That's what we do. We are a slightly better program that always disappoints the fan base in at the most inopportune time. That's what we do now.

Do you think that Pat Fitzgerald actually hates that element of the fan base that treats them like they should? Yeah, I think so. Because you think he's pissed off that like at night he goes home. He's like, I just wish that I had slightly cooler people that rooted for me.

No, I really do think that, like, you get to a point where you have to start acting like, hey, we're you know, this is a good team, coached very well. And yeah, they won't get the best recruits, but you can make up for it in coaching. And they've been like like in the mix in the Big Ten West for a while now. So you can't it's just it's just it just drives me insane.

You can't have it both ways. Northwestern fans, not everyone can be this like shocking, huge upset. Act like you've been there. Ravell, do you think went to fucking you fucking went to Indianapolis two years ago to play Ohio State.

Northwestern should have like an alternate school that they put right next door to their journalism program. That's just like a troll academy to get their student and their their eventual graduates used to just getting trolled by a bunch of shitheads. Right. And then those people can also get the best seats at the football games and then they can in turn, become the loudest supporters of the team. Yeah, just like the the shitheads that just like comment fake news under every single report that those people are going to put out when they become grown journalists.

Yes. Get them used to it. Get them used to getting the media. Have a one period every day where you get bullied and you get put into a locker by a guy that's cooler than you.

I'm just I just there are the better team. And yeah, you could say, like, you know, Wisconsin didn't have their top three wide receivers that probably mattered in the refs were totally against them, but they were the refs are mostly a better team.

All right. Other quick college football hitters, Mike Gundy, go fuck yourself, respectfully punting in a rivalry game from the forty yard line. No punting bedlam. You don't punt bad. Doesn't have. And then throwing those two fades to ruin the over to everyone bedlam. By the way, there's there's some rivalries out there like you think, because bedlam is bedlam and it's fun.

And the colors. I think Oklahoma is one bedroom like 84 percent of the time. Yeah.

They just always win. Like I saw a tweet before Bedlam started by college football writer. I don't know who it was. I apologize. But they were like, there are three outcomes tonight in Bedlam, it's going to get wild. Either Oklahoma is going to win by a little. Oklahoma is going to win by a little bit more than a little, or Oklahoma is going to win by a lot.

But to eighteen to one.

I mean, that's seven. That's not a rivalry. Right. Like, that's. And if you ask if you were to go back like before 2000, when it going to get there, like 2006, he consistently beat them twice. Yeah. So you go back before that and there was probably even a longer stretch where I think the bedlam looks cooler when it's at Oklahoma State. Oh, I think it the stats guys.

Yeah, the guy gets blacker in Stillwater. That just happens when you combine it with the orange on the field. Yep. Like the sky is so much cooler, the points are crazier. Weirder plays, interceptions that turn into fumbles that turn into touch like crazy shit happens in Stillwater when it's in Norman. It's not it's not as bedlam like. And I expect to win when I bet the over and bedlam. Yeah, it's a tradition.

I do it every year and it should happen all time since 01.

Yeah. So yikes. Before that it was. Yeah. Mike Gundy, you lost a lot of respect for me on Saturday night from sixty seven to ninety four.

Oklahoma State one once. Yeah. Wow. Yeah. That's tied once as badly too. Yeah that's bad.

So Padam was disappointing and I'm trying to think what other big games. Oh Rutgers obviously trying everything they had in them.

I actually think Harbaugh might stay at Michigan, which is crazy to say, well Craig Ciano did everything that he could to get another tie, that he would end up at 69, 69 and two, I think when it went to three overtimes.

Yes, it's Michigan. But he yeah, Harbaugh's going to probably beat Penn State, which is a cluster fuck, maybe beat, which, by the way, went on the record. I actually talked to our good friend Scott Van Pelt last night. I am officially saying that if Maryland beats Michigan, they're into the Big Ten in football.

Wow, OK, that's very big of you. It is on. What about have to beat Michigan?

Because you can't you can't lose to Michigan when Michigan is this bad, because that tells me that you still haven't gotten to that level. So that will be the biggest game in Maryland history.

Penn State fans, would you take Bill O'Brien right now? Because, you know, Bill O'Brien's looking at that 015 record and he's just rubbing his hands together. He's like, this is this is where I go back. Sometimes you got to go back to move forward. You know, it's like they're fed up with James Franco.

I don't think they're fully fed up there because, remember, they they want a Big Ten title. They, you know, especially in the big in the big 20s, you you just hope that you luck into a win against Ohio State every like five or six years. And they've done that there. This season is just like a wash for them.

I think so. Since it's twenty twenty and everything's fucked up, I think most good coaches have one of those in their back pocket where they can just be like, yeah, he's used. It was a fucked up year. Yeah. But even before this year, I don't think that Penn State fans were super excited about Jane Franklin anymore.

Well no, no. I think they, I think they're, I think it's I think it's cautious. Like he's annoying. He's annoying. Right. So I think if you're annoying, you got to win. He's he's annoying, but they've still won relatively like it's impossible to beat Ohio State. They just they don't you can't beat Ohio State. Like, you just can't do it. Indiana, by the way, that's the other game. I want to talk about credit to them because they tried to be Ohio State.

They're also Baby Brown of the Week. I love the game of time out so much.

He congratulated them right after the game because he was it was one of those we just beat you. But respect you guys are going to be good in a couple of years. I don't know if LeBron James knows how college athletic works, but they're going to be losing a lot of those players in a couple of years. But he thinks that they're building for the future, which I guess you can make the case that they are.

But it was definitely one of those. Oh, shit. We just scraped by by the skin of our teeth. Right. So I will now give you respect.

Yes. Yeah. No, James Franco, I'm looking at he he's had I mean, he's won eleven games three out of the last four years.

He lost by twenty to Iowa.

I know they suck this year. They suck this year they're terrible. But three out of three out of the last four years winning eleven games.

They lost by sixteen at home to Maryland. They're terrible this year. I'm telling you, they they are going to just wash away this year. And James Franco might go coach USC, so they might not even have a say in the matter. All right. I think that's it. Anything else I would like to correct myself.

The Clemson player had mild symptoms earlier in the week.

Purdue got screwed. Fucking Purdue got screwed. I'm still mad at the Big Ten refs.

And then some guy guy got drunk and tweeted out, like, I just found out that the the Big Ten refs that were at the Purdue game also left the Wisconsin Northwestern game. And I got really mad. And then it was a real reporter, too. And then he's like, whoops, I read the wrong, like sheet, like, blame the Guinness. And I was like, God damn it, dude, you had me ready to steal the Declaration of Independence.

I was going to take down the Big Ten in college football with getting so fucking woak on these refs. I was ready and he just stole that.

You were going to do a fraud in order with Marty Mowhoush. I was going to go. I was going to. How do you get to the Supreme Court?

But can they even are they in a position this year where they can see that a rough team did a shitty job and then just fire them? Because do they have like a backup set of refs ready to go?

I don't know. The refs have been really bad this year. I like what Jon Gruden says when he gets mad at refs. He's like, I just think that the game would be better played without officials at all.

Yeah, right. There's just fucking call your own fouls. Yeah. All right. Numbers and then we'll get everyone going. Reminder, we have no show Friday, but we'll have an extra long show for you on Wednesday for Thanksgiving week 91.

One show. Eighteen sixty nine. Great. Eighty to thirty five.

Eighty two. Eight. Was 80, but we're never gonna get it. How is this? Well, it's going to happen is going to be glorious. Never going to Australia.

Love you guys or with emus. I love you guys. What does that mean to the Australian army? Went out to kill emus because there's too many and they lost your ability. What happened with all those? It keeps going and they don't. Denmark save it for Wednesday. I want to know what's going on. I want to know if I should be mad at them.

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