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What? Yep. Yep. Huh huh, huh, huh, huh, huh. We started in Indy, where the Tennessee Titans were sipping the AJ Brown liquor, taking shots, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot shots, everybody down field all day. Derrick Morenas finally fought back, punching, inde in the mouth while family man Philip Rivers said, Honey, I spoke to the kids. Why are you going to be so rude?

Hilton flashed some magic with a one hit wonder in the end zone. But the Colts got their aircraft carrier dome sunk. And in the famous words of our dear friend Chris Berman, Frank Reich yelled to Mike Vrabel, Rodrigo, you're sunk by Blankenship Titans forty five, Colts twenty six and Minnesota, where Vikings kick returner went from Virge to Chad as Beeby Muftah kicking the fourth, only to come back with that game winning touchdown. Mark Zimmer was listening to old school fireside chats to prepare for the return of Bridgewater because the last time a leader could use a walker, Teddy's cousins was on the radio.

Robby, Mr. Anderson and D.J. Morpheus matrix us into thinking the Panthers are good, but they lost by the one to the Vikings. Vikings twenty eight, the Packers twenty seven and Windy Buffalo. A combined six turnovers between the Chargers and Bills had the ball being tossed around like an Instagram model and a Suns hotel room. But in this instance, the last tall ball players could not finish with inches to go. Shut up, Billy Anthony. Linsanity has the brain of a syphilitic woodpecker, and Joey Bosa nostro worked closely with the Bills Mafia to put a hit out on the Chargers head coach.

Hey, Anthony, why don't you want to go down, grab a dress down there? Yeah. Yeah, keep walking right down there. Go, go, go, go. Check out that dress, Anthony. Go, go, go. And no one's circling the wagons like the Buffalo Bills Bills. Twenty seven Chargers, seventeen left. And Cincinnati, where Bruce Wayne.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Go man. Ran for ninety four yards and a touchdown against the hapless Bengals, Brandon Ryan had the Bengals getting their pictures. I'm going back and forth between a win and a loss and also between his dick and his tongue. AT&T Higgins dropped a reception, but never Laura Ingram and Joe.

Judge Jeanine Pirro outfoxed the Bengals defense as a Giants play conservatively, and they had the right direction to New York football giants Nazneen Dibango suffocate in Foxborough, where Jonathan Alex Jones was relitigating the 2008 election of his true patriots versus alleged Kenyon, as Drake had seventy eight yards and two scores, even though Kyrie Lori Loughlin Murray had a full house to throw to two for us to see the Cardinals struggled to gain admission to the end zone. Nick Folklore swiftly saved the last great American dynasty as the Patriots are still in the hunt.

Patriots twenty cardinals seventeen what spread and Jacksonville where let me be the last to wish you a Happy Thanksgiving.

Kavis Landry took one look at Mike Glennon, the turkey and said, Look, save the neck for me, Nick. You can find me the job. You can have two quarterbacks, but I'll have the 50 Cent. Many men tried to stop the Cleveland running rushing game, but when that worked, Baker Mayfield took them to the Landry shot. Cleveland twenty seven, the drive worth twenty five in New Jersey, where the NFL honored Ryan Fitzpatrick and Joe Flacco exhausted wives during the last month of Salute to Service Month.

The Jets hyperdrive gave them a three oh lead in the first quarter and then took the rest of the day off. And true New York fashion Davonte. Hey, I'm pocking over here. Worked all afternoon in traffic. Xabi and Ron Howard continued their happy days delivering a hillbilly elegy to the coastal elite, to the New York Jets, Dolphins. Twenty Jets, three. They scored three hyperdrive. Three points from. Standing on the corner, Jameis Winston Downing, no such a fine sight, you see it here, my lord, he's in the hospital ward starting a practice round rookie come on, team.

He helped start to be. Let's look at that is the team doctor one of three? Spell's Sajko, March 31 victory in Tampa Bay, where Patrick Stane and Travis Keenan and Kelsey, we're all that as of Chief Slimed, the Bucs Tom Brady Anderson may need a little extra help to finish off the season as a box. Those three of their last four, Andy Craig said, I can't take you higher as the chiefs are starting to peak at the right time.

And Mahomes keeps dropping ball because receivers with arms wide open. The chiefs like we finish in L.A. as Jared Goff is DPO supply. Jared Mother Kinlaw, the football who took it for a surprise visit to the end zone L.A. and cam a Kirstie Alley wait waited and watches the forty Niners and DBO Samuel Jackson played with Nick Fury. Mullins looked unbreakable as they gave the Rams a shout. It's not going to be a Hollywood ending in Los Angeles as Aaron Sorkin.

Donald might have blown up a few plays, but the Rams fall down a game in the NFC West Wing. The Niners hold off the Rams. Twenty three twenty. All right.

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OK week twelve in the books as we are taping this. The bears are on national television, they're down 34 to 10, same story, different year, they fucking suck. The Packers have embarrassed them yet again on national television. I don't really I don't really know what else to say. Mitch didn't. Look, if you take out the fumble and the two picks, Mitch looked pretty good. The two fumbles, the two and well, no, he no back up.

And there was also a facemask. He picked up the other one from two. There was one and a half fumbles, two picks.

They look like a competent offense. I don't want to say competent, but they, they, I don't know. There's something about Mitch. I think maybe it's just the fact that he looks alive when he plays quarterback Nick Foles. When he's back there, sometimes he just looks like a corpse. So they they appear to be slightly better. But still, I mean, you guys got dog walk tonight.

I just I don't I don't want to rag on Mitch because, again, he did look more alive than Nick Foles. The offense had a little spunk. And I say that even though we got our asses fucking kicked in, the Packers did what they always do to us and just fucking punk us.

Well, what about Matt Nagy saying that he is taking off play calling so he can spend more time around other groups on the sideline?

Is that him? Is that him trying to, like, insert himself into the good parts of the football team?

I don't know. He's just trying to he's trying to get everyone to be like, hey, he's walking up to everyone being like, hey, at the exit interview, you're going to say, I did a good job. Right? So you can say you like me. I think what he's doing and I think he's doing it futilely is trying to become the Dan Quinn of this year where he tries to get the team to go to bat for problems.

I mean, the bears will do whatever the what's the Murphy's Law? Whatever can go wrong will go wrong alive and dead at the same time.

Yeah. His cat, whatever the whatever the right decision is, the bears will do the opposite. I think Murphy's Law is just whatever the bears would do, that's what happened. Yeah. It's just the worst possible thing. So the only two things I had about match one and again, I'm not I'm not writing much because he was I mean, the defense sucks.

Now, Akeem Hicks, I've told you a million times, most important player you can play tonight, Mitch, you're near foredoomed.

When you get outside the pocket, you can't get a penalty for throwing it away. OK, so, Mitch, a very Mitch thing to do is just get outside the pocket and run out of bounds for yard loss. Yeah, still doing that, too. I don't know what we've got to do, but it's so Bears' to have Mitch like I don't think I've seen one person in the in the age of covid sitting on the sideline with the like thirty cent disposable mask that you get at CVS.

Yet Mitch hasn't we couldn't even get him a fucking team logo mask.

That's what the bears who bought it himself and brought it. It's a fucking joke.

This team, this franchise is a joke. The Packers kicked our ass. I still fucked the Packers, but they kicked our ass. But fuck them. And I can't wait for them to lose because Dave Montgomery ripped off, dude. Dave Montgomery ripped off a run that the Bears haven't had that type of run in like five years. So you guys basically lost this. So right now, David Montgomery has six carries for seventy three. Yeah, the Packers lost.

If I went just on David Montgomery, you know, and and his ability to run when the bears have not been able to run all year, all like the last two years, the Packers lost this game. If you just go off that, which is what I'm going to go off OK there.

Aaron Rodgers, also, you held him to only one hundred seventy two yards passing. Well, it's only is that that's a window. This could easily get way again. This will get way worse. You know what just occurred to me? So there are certain elements of Mitchell Trevaskis game where he looks like a slightly worse version of Carson Wentz. I think maybe it's like their build, their stature, how they run around like a chicken with their head cut off in the backfield when the play breaks down.

Would you want a Carson Wentz on The Bears? I don't know.

I don't even want I don't I'd be quite good. Harris is not playing football anymore. Just implode the team.

I know I want them to exist, but I just maybe take one year off. They take one year off, give everyone a break, at least get us off of prime time television.

I think I speak for America when I say the bears playing in one of the prime time slots needs to end next year. When the schedule comes out, you give us that fucking one Thursday game early in the season, the Jacksonville Jaguars rule. Give us that Thursday game and then be done with it. No more bears in primetime. Don't give us a fucking Monday night. I don't think you have to worry about it. No, they don't. Well, I think he learned a little.

Dude, you'll get one.

We're coming off a terrible year last year with like five this year. There's still going to do it. They're going to do it because they want to punish us. I think Goodell knows better than to do that. That's a joke. Get us off fucking national television. This franchise sucks. I still hate the Packers. They suck, too.

They gave up that run to Dave Montgomery. So I'm going to you know, what would you would you rather have a Super Bowl trophy or a 50 yard run that Dave Montgomery ripped off in the first Quasthoff game?

They're going to lose by like thirty five USCIRF team.

That can't stop David Montgomery. I personally everyone stops. David, I would rather have David Montgomery on. Everyone stops. Dave Montgomery in the Packers couldn't. So you do the math. All right. Well well up. As this gets way worse, I'm sure it will, because Aaron Rodgers loves running it up on the Bears. All right, let's get into week. Where are we going to see Jordan love situation?

Maybe we could maybe maybe fitting for Chicago and maybe maybe Tyler Brey gets in. It is crazy, though, watching this game and seeing, like, Mitch hasn't played great.

But how if you're Matt Nagy, like, how are you how are you not starting him? He and this isn't a knock on Nick Foles. It's just that Nick Foles without an offensive line. Nick Foles is a dinosaur. You can't have a quarterback like that. And he can at least not on. Yes. You're not waiting for for Nick Foles to take the next step. Nick Foles took the next step and then he took promptly a step directly backwards.

After that, he won a Super Bowl. That was the next step. That's the end of the discussion of this final step. How good can this guy get? Right. And we know that he regressed back to exactly what he's been. So nobody was watching the Bears this season thinking like, OK, next game. I think Foles is going to figure it out in this off. No, look more. Come now with Mitch.

You might you might get like a couple of splash plays in a game.

Jake, you look up a stat for me real quick. Oh, they got they got a better idea. How long was that? They did. Yeah. How long was that Dave Montgomery running in the first quarter.

Can you look, I got to say it was fifty seven yards. Big catch. That run was fifty seven yards. Seven yards.

Yeah. Oh absolutely. Gashed and suck it. Suck it.

That should be that should be one I might, I might have is big get if it comes down to it and it's like it's you and some other team in the NFC West. Yup. Did they give up over 50 yards in a single play to Dave Montgomery. Note.

Well guess what, you're getting in over when you walk into like facilities, team facilities. We've been to a bunch in college. They always have like a video board that plays highlights and they'll have the trophies when you walk in the house hall from now from here on forward, it should be the eighty five Bears trophy. And then on repeat, Dave Montgomery's fifty seven yard run in the first quarter of a game. Oh bears in a long image this year, but what do the Packers are.

You know, they lost this game, if you want to call it man to man, like they lost this game. They know they lost. Are you talking about the run? They'll run. Yeah. There you go. Wrong. You can never forget there wasn't even a touchdown. And no, it was just it was right up the middle. Like, if you look at a football field where all the players, they're usually in the middle of the field.

That's where David went on the run.

Someone remake that for me tomorrow morning. When I wake up, I want to have that run with the Rudy music.

It's the longest play from scrimmage for the Bears since the 70 yard touchdown from three in twenty eighteen.

And the Packers gave this off. I said the Packers suck. This is a win for the Bears song is good about this game since Jordan Howard.

Sixty nine yards run in 2016.

Yeah the run. This is the run. Where were you for the right. Yes I was sitting right in this seat. Yeah. And they like to see the same sports history. I was I was walking into the kitchen and I saw it on the TVs that were set up in the football, came here and I literally said the bears are going to win this game. Yeah, that run. That's impressive. It was I was turns out I was wrong about half of that.

But I don't regret feeling that when the run happened, I was sitting in my seat and I didn't get out of my seat, but I thought about it and then I fired off a tweet. This offense is explosive. You can actually go see the timestamp if you're wondering where were you during the run? Yeah, I was tweeting this offense is explosive. So the run that you felt. Yeah. And that's what people go away from this game.

Feelings can never be wrong. No matter what you feel. People will be talking about the run for years and years and years. And guess what? They won't be talking about the bears getting dogwalker. Yeah. Or Aaron Rodgers, you know. Oh, he's so good.

No, the run you got run on. All right. Let's get into the rest of the games. Titans, Colts speaking a run on. Holy shit. So it is officially Traktor CEDO season. I have some stats for you. These are always fun. The Derrick Henry stats that pop up when it gets to late November, early December are the fucking best. So he went twenty seven for one hundred and seventy eight yards, three touchdowns in the first half the the Titans had four hundred and forty nine yards.

Now I'll throw it out there. For Colts fans, the first Buckner was on the covid list. But this is Traktor CEDO season. If you don't, if you're not familiar with Traktor CEDO season, Derrick Henry is a beast later in the year. So weeks one through eleven four point three seven yards per carry. Twenty two touchdowns. That's fifty games, fifty games. Twenty two touchdowns weeks. Twelve on five point six, one yards per carry.

So one point three yards more. Twenty three games. Twenty five touchdowns. Twenty three games. Twenty five touchdowns versus fifty games. Twenty two touchdowns. It's pretty impressive. It's fucking doctor ceto. He wants to hit him when it gets cold outside. Yeah. Give or take a soccer ball to the ear when it's cold outside. Same thing tackled Traktor Seeto. He's a flower that blooms in the winter time. He's I mean he runs extremely vilely.

And this it's not just us who like notices. No, no of course everyone he looks like he looks like at night and day. Different player in weeks. It was like a couple of weeks ago this season that starts sorry. Yeah. A little bit early this year but it's. Night and day compared to weeks two and three, besides that one stiff arm that he had on Josh Norman, who weighs like 150 pounds early in the season, he wasn't running.

He didn't put anything on tape that looked as just like spectacularly violent as he's been the last two weeks.

He also so so we watch all the games here in the office. We have six TVs, we have DirecTV. So we set it up. We have five games in red zone going on. Fuck you, T.S.A.. I don't mean that, but I do.

And there was a moment where so we had the Colts Titans game on and there was a moment where so red zones on Derrick Henry scoring a touchdown on Red Zone, on one TV on the Titans and Colts live on on one TV. And they were showing replays of his of his other touchdown on two other TVs. So there were four out of six TVs were just Derrick Henry being a piece, which I wasn't complaining about at all. That's and that's how good he is, is like he was just hogging all of the TVs, just being a monster.

And that first half like that was an absolute ass kicking. And I don't know I don't know. The the Packers just scored again, but they didn't guess what it was like a twenty yard run, not a fifty seven yard run. I don't know what to make of the Titans because when they look like this, it's like they're very confusing team titans and the Raiders I would say.

Yeah, Titans in the Raiders are my two most confusing teams by far in the NFL right now. And guess what?

I kind of you kind of know what the Colts are in the Colts, I think who got someone got hurt on the Colts offensive line, Castanza, which is a big, big deal, especially for Rivers.

He can't move, cannot, and they're slowly benching Philip Rivers. That's the only thing I can think of. Like they're benching him gradually. It used to be just four Hail Marys. Then it was Hail Marys and QB Sneaks. Then it was Hail Marys. QB sneaks in any time that they might want to run a quarterback option. And now it's like some time on third and short, they'll take rivers out there just gradually putting Jacoby Brissett into the game.

Yeah. And eventually we're only going to get Philip Rivers in like a situationally specific scenario where they need an interception.

Right. He and he had. Oh my God that drop interception the Titans had like he had a he had a bad game and it could have been a could have looked a lot worse. But yeah, the Colts I don't know, they're going to make the playoffs probably. But I just don't I don't trust them because Phil Rivers bring him to the Colts was a good idea in theory. But I don't know. I just I so it feels like the Colts have enough.

There should be a tiebreaker in place in the NFL because it's going to come down to Tennessee and Indianapolis. Obviously, for the AFC South, there should be a tiebreaker in place because we could end up in a scenario where Indy gets in over Tennessee having the same record. But if you watch this game of football, you're like Tennessee is a much, much better football team. Like there should be an eyeball test that goes into that, like how Goodell always talks about, yeah, if one hundred drunk guys in a bar think it's a catch, they should get one hundred drunk people together to vote on whether or not Tennessee is a better football team than Indy if it does come down to a tie breaker, because the answer is yes.

And he's a much better football I'm looking at right now. The the Colts will make the playoffs.

So they have the Texans twice and the Jaguars remaining and then the Raiders and the Steelers are mixed in there in between. They'll make the playoffs because they'll get like, say, they split with the Texans, beat the Jaguars, which I guess they they only they didn't beat them and then split the Raiders. Steelers, that's ten wins. Remind me to please bet against the Colts in the playoffs. Yes.

Because that's the way they are the quintessential. Everything has to be perfect team. Well, they have to play from a lead. They have to they have to, you know, protect Philip Rivers. They've got to be able to run the ball, which they weren't able to do pretty much any of those things today. And when those and listen, they can win games. They were coming off beating the Packers last week, like they can win games and be a good looking team.

But when it goes bad, it looks really bad.

They shouldn't have beaten the Packers. So I still feel like the Packers should have won that game. It's crazy. They lost the Jaguars.

We can't they play they play a much different style of football when that roof's close. Its say, Mr. Irsay, keep the room. I'm not going to be is down on the Colts. Actually, I'm thinking about it.

They're not they're like the fourth best fifth best team in the AFC. I think they're perfectly fine team. But if you look at the butt kicking that happened today, you can't say that they're that they deserve to get in over the Tennessee Titans, I guess. Absolutely not. Yeah. And the question goes to, like, if you're a Colts fan, do you actually trust the Philip Rivers can win a playoff? I do it alone. Two or three.

No, I want to be very clear, though. I do want to see Philip Rivers in the playoffs. Yes, that's a no brainer, of course. And Shadow Titans, that's that's a big win. That's an impressive win for them.

They fucking kick their ass. No doubter. And maybe they got their swagger back. All right.

Next up, I would like to see a wild card banner get raised to the rafters in Indianapolis. Yes. AFC wildcard qualifier. Yes. Yes. In twenty Colts. Yes.

All right. Next up, Giants, Bengals, the Giants were able to hold off the Bengals. Daniel Jones gets hurt, which let's talk about the Washington football team real quick. They win big on Thursday. On Thursday. Thanksgiving Day, they momentarily take the lead in the NFC East, these giants snatch it back from them, but I think the Washington football team's strategy is starting to finally come to fruition here.

It is essentially like pass the ball five yards down the field with Alex Smith and then wait for every other quarterback in the NFC East to get hurt. Yeah, and that's the strategy. And it's now were two two thirds of the way there. And Carson Wentz, I don't even know if you'd want him to get hurt. I think you want to keep. I want to get them in. Yeah, well, keep him back. Getting hurt now.

Dana Jones maybe getting hurt for a while. It's all kind of fallen in place where this is a genius strategy by Ron Rivera. Play defense short passes. Let everyone else get hurt.

Well, the thing is, we've got yeah, we did lose one quarterback to a leg injury, but that was the other one. Addition by subtraction.

There's another one who has a history of leg injuries and then a third that's been out indefinitely with diarrhea for two months. But we do have that third to fall back on. We do have Dwayne Haskins in case, heaven forbid, anything happens to Alex Smith, but also the Washington football team. Football clubs strength is still their past defense. Yeah, the FTF sees strength is a defensive line that will get after the quarterback Monta SWAT played like a fucking beast on Thanksgiving.

Chase Young is again as advertised. Jonathan Allen. We've got a bunch of really talented players in the defense and the running game is really strong. Antonio Gibson is a fucking monster. And I think that well, here's the thing with Daniel Jones getting injured, Colt McCoy comes in who at his he is as good as an average Daniel Jones when when he was starting to play well, he was starting to play well.

The Giants defense is legit, though. The Giants defense is very much legit. They they basically held the Bengals scoreless until their prevent defense.

You know, the kick return happened. But the Giants defense is very, very legit. They also have a few playmakers where it's like they it all comes down to Daniel Joseph, Daniel Jones.

I think if you're the Giants, you basically say, fuck it for this game against Seattle, coming up in Seattle, let Daniel Jones get healthy, hopefully, and then hit that home stretch of four games where three or four of them are at home. And yeah, I still think the Giants there are good ish team.

OK, here's the thing. I'm looking at the football team football club schedule moving forward. And yes, they play the Steelers.

You're a little biased with your. But I'm not viewing of the schedule. OK, well, because I had your back on the run. Well, the run I mean, so we're about people are talking about it.

We're about to go on our run and we have the Steelers next week. Steelers going to be coming off a short week on Tuesday night. Yep. It's a four it's you have four days to out after playing a physical football game against their heated rival. That's a big letdown game. Yeah. Football team could take that one week after that. Forty Niners. Now, you might say the forty Niners are a good team, a well coached team that is capable of beating anybody in the NFC.

That's where you're wrong on this one big cap, because even though the game is scheduled to be played in San Francisco, the entire county of Santa Clara has ruled that you can't have a sporting event.

Yeah, so that game might take place in Washington?

I don't think not. But I think they'll play so much to wins in a row. And then on the in week fifteen, we get the Seahawks. I'm going to talk that up is a loose end up. OK, then Panthers at home, which are there frisky? We could win in week seventeen, the Eagles at the Eagles at the Eagles. But the Giants have another win.

The Giants. If we do the same thing with the Giants schedule, they play at the Seahawks. OK, you want to chalk it up? His loss at home against the Cardinals, at home against Browns.

I mean, how is it this is where the bias comes off cardinals to not good a two playoff teams right now?

I don't think the Cardinals are a playoff team. I think they I think they might be. I don't think they are. According to my playoff. They might be because in which I've stimulated it's tough because I spent so much time on the ESPN playoff machine that it just remembers my picks sometimes. And so, yeah, I already have the Cardinals beating the Rams next week.

And this year I basically create a little a little like glimpse into my brain using this software device.

That just makes me feel better knowing that the Washington football team is going to they basically have the same schedule and you somehow have it is like the Washington football team has an easy schedule versus the Giants have the hardest schedule ever. Well, they don't have the same. So the the Giants also have to go to Baltimore, OK, which I mean, if you want to substitute games in and out, I would rather go to San Francisco or wherever.

And I don't know, we play Baltimore the way they go to Baltimore.

I don't know about that. And then the Giants also, Kyle Shanahan has revenge. The Browns at home.

Yeah. Which was a tough game. That's a tough game I'd rather have. All right. We got to get back to the Browns. I'd rather play the Panthers at home than the Browns in.

Yeah, sure, but that's not the game that you're substituting, right? The Cardinals would be the team that you would be either one of those either cardinals are not good. I don't beat the football team. There they are struggling. We'll get to them later. All right. But yeah. So, yeah. So the Giants were good today. They played great defense. I love that Zach Taylor is coaching like a guy who's got a team is two and eight, because we'll get to Anthony Lynn in a second.

But the fake punt was great. And my question to you is the Giants win this game. But did Joe Judge personally lose this game because he's a special teams coach? The Bengals return to kick on his ass.

They did a fake fucking punt on his ass. And then at the end of the game, they had like a 20 yard return when they needed it for field goal range on his ass. Yeah, they kicked him out of his own specialty. Joe Judge, personally lose this game. I think it's more of a negative than a positive for Joe Judge.

Yeah, you beat a two and eight team without their without their starting quarterback, and they dominated your facet of the game that you're supposed to be a specialist. And so, yes, some of that shine has gone off. The judge, did he even have a shine?

I don't know. He's got to shine right now. Dude, he's having a moment. The Giants are good ish today. Ah, listen, I'm talking shit about the Giants because I want and I truly do believe in the Washington football team, but the Giants are a good team. Their defense is good. And we even have we even have Giants fans advocating for. Yeah, maybe we should look at trading sake Barkley in the off season.

It is very funny. And it moves so quickly. Right. Going in the season, he was the only thing that they had to root for. Yeah, I think that they were looking forward to the most and I was like, yeah, get his ass out of here.

It is very funny in the office because we were obviously in a New York office and the Giants have been so bad. They've lost the most games, I think, in the NFL in the last five years. It's funny like figuring out who's a Giants fan. They're popping up the fucking sprout.

They are like, oh, like I know. Like is die hard. There's a couple of guys are diehards.

Then every now and then it's like, oh, oh giants. Jets. I didn't know. Yeah, because and I'm not that's not like a knock. They've been so bad. What would they cheer for. Right. But it is funny like the Giants start to make some noise. And just so you know, when I say Giants fans I've heard start to say that they would trade, say, Barkley, I'm just I'm talking about millennials.

So, yeah, I don't know if that's an accurate assessment of the entire fan base. I choose to believe that it is because I believe that Glynne is just an accurate representation of everything.

You know, something about the Giants in their uniforms when they start playing? Well, I just like their uniform team for me. Yeah. They're like, you know, was like whenever they start playing well, I'm like they go to the Super Bowl.

I really like I'm going to call them ish. I like the Bengals uniform today. The white ones. Yeah, those are sweet. I got confused.

I always do whenever Brandon Allen's name pops up because I was expecting to be a fat guy because I'm pretty sure there's an offensive lineman, a very good offensive lineman named Brandon Allen. Yeah, I played for the Chiefs.

Yeah. And I just always expected it to be him at quarterback. And it never is. I'm always disappointed. Yep.

Yep. So the Giants, I'm keeping my goodish territory. I'm kind of out on a limb calling them goodish. Don't let me down. Although now it's Colt McCoy so we'll fucking see. But their defense is legit.

McCoy and they have fucking playmakers every time they look like Ingram. Starting to play is such a found money thing for the Giants right now. And and Derrick Slaten. And they have guys like Wayne Gelman's not terrible, right? When. Yeah. When Evan Engram starts to play well he looks like Hakeem nixed it at his best.

Yeah, a little bit. It's just starting to I don't know something about the Giants. I'm captivated.

I think they have something going on and that's what I'll call McCoy does have the revenge game against the Browns and he does have the revenge factor against the entire Washington football team trying to beat them out down the stretch. Yeah, who knows what's going to happen. We're just blessed to be living in a day and age where a six and ten NFC East team is probably going to make the playoffs. Yeah, and I'm very excited.

Yes, it is going to happen. All right. Next up, Chargers bills. I just alluded to this, Anthony Lynn. So as much as Zach Taylor gets credit for coaching A and a team being like Phuket, nothing to lose. Let's go for it. Anthony Lin, you're the opposite. You're a coward. You're a chicken shit. I cannot believe this guy is ruining Justin Herbert in this talented roster.

That's pretty much I don't want to pile on, but you're a fucking nincompoop and you got nothing in your brain. I don't care, Ironist.

I don't even think that he's like a coward. I think he's just a birdbrain. That's the only descriptive phrase I can come up with for Anthony Lin's brain. He's a birdbrain. I don't mean that he has a bird's brain. There's seven nothing in the fourth quarter. I don't touch that. He has a bird's brain inside of the skull.

I do see the heavy hand that's flying around in there all the time.

Yes, a bird flying around, they actually scored two times a fucking bird brain. He's a coward. He is a coward. You know what? He is a coward. But he gets confused sometimes. He's a panic guy.

Yes. Yes, he's a panic. At the end of the game when he was trying to figure out whether he was going to kick a field goal to go down by seven points or. Score a touchdown to go down by three. He had no idea which way that he wanted to lose a one score game by. So he kept sending his opposite teams out on the field, back and forth, back and forth. And then he ran the dumbest play that I've seen probably in the NFL all year, which was the quarterback sneak by Justin Herbert, where he had the offensive line drop back into past protection.

Nobody blocked forward. And then Justin Herbert just took a snap under center and got tackled. I mean, they all went yeah.

They all went backwards towards him. So that ended the game. Now, they weren't going to win the game. But the fact that you don't have the presence of mind, like, hey, we're down ten, you got to spike it and kick a field goal and then get your prayer. No, he runs the ball. It's pretty much the only thing you can't do. Like you can get pass play, you do anything. But let's throw that out.

It is funny, though, that he like the biggest conundrum. And Anthony Lin's birdbrain was trying to figure out whether like which way he wanted to lose. Like, would I rather score a touchdown here and then have to. It didn't make sense to him. He's like, I'm used to it just always loses me over and have it being close at the end. This isn't close, but I can still lose by one score. How how do I make that work?

What's the smartest way for me to do that? And the answer, he should just pick one way and done something competent with it besides throwing like a million goal line fades, which is nothing that he's addicted to any.

And he even brought out the field goal unit with like three seconds left. Yeah. Like, oh, shit, I forgot.

So the other Anthony Lynn dumdum thing at the end of the first half when he left, he calls a timeout, but he waits for like twenty seconds, doesn't know what he's doing and then doesn't go for it on fourth and two. I think like the forty five yard line dude you're to an eight, you're to an eight.

Just fucking go for it. You're two in eight. What are you doing. And we should give credit to the bills defense because the bills defense looked back to last year's bills. Defense coming out of the body.

Like if they figure out their defense, that's a scary, scary team because we know that their offense has weapons and can score. But man, their defense, like, finally looked competent against Chargers offense that has been able to put up points.

They've got dudes right there on offense. Yeah, I think that I think numbers just ruined Anthony Lin's mind. I think that there are certain football guys that should never have been introduced to the world of analytics or advanced strategy, and they should always be gut guys. And I think that Anthony Lynn is one of those dude who just got he got poisoned by math when he became head coach and now he's afraid to make any decision. Yeah, because he's still thinking about what the numbers might tell him.

If you have a guy that is just like straight up a football guy, like Neanderthal type head coach, just let them be themselves. Yes. When they become head coach and don't try to turn them into Nate Silver.

So, Anthony Lynn, here's here's a positive spin for the Chargers insulin's so incompetent that he's going to get fired and you have a chance here to hire a real coach, which I would actually throw out there. The Chargers job is probably going to be one of the top jobs out there simply by the fact that just Justin Herbert looks for real. You have Joey Bosa, who is also very much for real. He was a beast. Today.

You have the the recipe for like a championship window. Yeah. The quarterback on his rookie deal, who in the next couple of years could be a bona fide guy on his rookie deal. And then you build up the roster around it. You have the ability. Now, the Chargers actually have, like in today's NFL, the three, four year window here, that could actually be something. So I think from a coaching perspective, you should get the pick of the litter from like who who your next coaches go get like you and me.

Go get Joe Brady, whatever it may be. That's a good spin zone. Now, I think Anderson still is a fucking idiot.

Some people would say it's not as attractive because then you have to play the chiefs twice a year. I would say you were wrong about that because you have a built in excuse to not win your division correctly, because nobody is going to blame you for getting beat twice by the chiefs in a year. No one's going to blame you. If the chiefs go like fourteen and two for the next four or five years and you finish in that wildcard spot, people are going to be like, well, shit, that's that's Patrick Mahomes who's the best quarterback that we've ever seen.

So you have a built in excuse ready to go, which is your most important part about taking any job in the NFL? Like be ready to and like have that fired up.

The Chargers play that she's well, they've played them well. So it's it's yeah. I just think it's a very attractive job. Give credit to Josh Allen. He got a hockey assist today. Josh Allen.

Josh Allen is the is the best number one guy reaching for the end zone. Yeah.

How tall he is. He's got the big hand hands. He is so good at doing that.

That touchdown run was awesome. If you were to design a human body to stretch out for the goal line, you would just you would make Josh Allen speaking of which, like he he broke his ankle and he was fine.

I don't know what happened on that. He got bent back. He pounded the turkey.

And when you see he got ankle completely rolled up, I don't know how he was able to come back and be effective. There are like different levels of a guy being hurt on the ground where you can. Just tell how bad the injury is, the head in the hands is always a bad one. The pounding of the turf with one hand while you're like face putting the turf is another really bad sign. And that's what he did. He got up, limped off the field and came back to plays later.

And for Matt Cassel, not back at Matt Barkley took an extreme sack to his big wide chest.

Yeah, he thought he was Josh Allen for a second. He's like, oh, if I just play quarterback for the Bills here, I'll have all of his skills. Josh, you like a step where he was Josh Allen would have stepped and been able to get free and he did that just got absolutely blown up. Josh, on the play that he did get injured on was a classic Josh Allen play where he pressed all the buttons on his way down.

Oh, he's trying to get like two more steps in. And then at the very last second, he's like, fuck, I'll just try to throw this to my to my running back. But, yeah, I'm glad that he's not hurt. The bills look good.

Their defense looks good. I guess the defense looks good coming out of the bye. And if their defense can get shit together a little bit, that's a scary, scary team. Also put a pin in this one. Alex Kemp. You know, I'm you know, I'm mad about a game that I lost money on.

When I look up who the ref crew was, Alex Kemp, that's the crew. Don't ever let me bet on a game with him again because those flags were so fucking ridiculous. That flag, that who is it, mascot for unnecessary or was unsportsmanlike conduct when he literally just rolled over on the guy. Yeah. Getting tackled. Fuck those guys. Josh Allen got a flag for spinning the ball. In the end. It was crazy. It was great.

You know, great game. He's efficient. Thank you.

Think he's one of the motherfucking pieces of shit. Jake is maybe up at the end. Is he one of the beard guys?

Maybe just put the under there like three different crews in the NFL where the head referee has a beard and that guy did not have a beard last year. All right. Tell me who he's reffing next for next Friday. Tell me which game we're taking the under because there were so many drives killed by their stupid bullshit flags in so many points left on that board. I fuck them and fuck Alex Kemp again.

If I have to look up who the officiating crew is, you know that I want a fist fight you and punch you in the neck.

And we get into this a little bit with Dion later. But the bills suck at Hail Marys. They're the worst Hail Mary team maybe in the history. Defensively, yes.

Yes. Offensively, probably the best of all time, which. Yeah, you'd think so. A Hail Mary from anywhere on the field. Yes, but yeah, on defense, they've given up three consecutive completions on Hail Marys, one of which was a push off on Keenan on which they did call but still like back to back catches on a Hail Mary.

That's a tough look. Yes, that is a tough look. And shout out our are the newest member of the PMT crew. Can he listen?

It's tough. It's tough to go sit in the gambling cave with us on a Sunday. It is really trial by fire. But I almost I almost fucking bit his head off. For what? Because they the first Hail Mary Keenan Allen, had the most blatant push off of all time. And and he then took off his helmet. And the guy the ref comes in and throws a flag and Cam's like, no, no, the flag was for the helmet being taken off.

It's not for the push off. And I was like, shut the fuck up, dude. He pushed off.

Then they call the push off. He's like, Oh, yeah, you're right. I was like, damn it, dude, do not like there's those crunch time, witching hour moments where everyone has to have their head on a swivel and no wrong statements can be made.

And it's OK. I'm not mad at him, but I was like Gobbi better.

There were two refs that threw a flag too, like right in front of and it was the most blatant push off ever. It was the most blatant that was it was such a shitty ending to the game.

Yeah, it really was. It really was. Fuck you Anthony. And there were like nine turnovers in the third and fourth quarters. Everyone hates you, dude. All right.

Panthers, Vikings. Nice guy. Like, seems like a nice guy. Yeah. I like them on hard knocks. Seems like a nice guy. He's good on Zoome. Yeah. All right.

Panthers, Vikings, Vikings Kirk Cousins with the game winning drive. Unbelievable. They come back and win a game where there was so much chaos going on in the witching hour. I feel like this one almost slipped on. We looked up like, oh shit, the Vikings are about to win.

We because they started to fuck up in the fourth quarter and so should be. Yeah, Chad, BPU absolutely fucked some stuff up.

I will say this about Kirk Cousins. It takes me a lot to say this, but I he's he's a fine quarterback. He's a thousand nice he's a fine young man. Winning drive. Yeah. He's played well at home. I did love there was speaking of Madden, there was the Madden glitch to start the second half where Jeremy Chinh back to back plays got a fumble for a touchdown.

That that's one where you throw your controller through the TV and you're like, fuck this, this game is rigged. I really hope that he had something good for breakfast because every other game from now on, you have to have you have to eat the exact same thing.

You have to copy whatever you did today that puts you in a position to get those to scoop and score. So I hope it was something hearty, something delicious, something that you're going to look forward to replicating every week.

So Jeremy Chin, so he scores Back-To-Back touchdowns in back to back, plays offensive, snaps on fumble recoveries. The last guy to do it was 1948, Fred Dippie Evans and I went and tried to find what his nickname is from.

I assumed, as you see through and fucking huge hogs.

Yeah, dippie. But all I could find was this is a this is a Fred Dippie Evans story. That's that's quite something. Evans was considered shy but tough.

Before game against USC, Bill Reardon, a teammate, poured a bucket of water over Evans head. So it sounds like that's the first ice bucket challenge.

Evans tried to retaliate, but crashed into a wall and split his knee open. He concealed the energy, the injury from his coach and played in the USC game, but needed eleven stitches afterward.

How do you conceal a first of all bleeding out of his knee? After his football career, he owned the dry cleaning business dip to dipping.

He's just thrown in Copenhagen. Did you have to run into a wall and split your knee open?

I can think of like nine different parts of my body that would hit the wall before my knee would, if I was hurt, retaliate.

Fred did so I couldn't find out why they call him DEPI, the dipper for a dip, even though I had a couple of he had a bunch of he was probably a code name for something that like that was weird back in the 50s.

Maybe he invented Dependent's. Maybe maybe like the future. He liked Dan'l. Yeah, he just dipped it in.

Yeah. It's getting nicknames were Dippy Dip the dipper fearless Fred. That was probably because of the stitches. What a legend. So Fred shout out you do. And the angel and the angel. Big time angel guy he brought. He actually was the one who introduced Angel to the entire state of Ohio. That's fascinating.

Yeah. And now it's yeah. He's like the Johnny Appleseed easy wherever he goes, everyone should just plug it up. But yeah, he was spot on the Browns. He's like, check this out. Watch this Boice. You dip it in and then you take it out.

You know, they say you only die the last time somebody says your name. We just resurrected Fred dippie Evan. Dude, Fred Dippie Evans is a legend. He literally invented God.

The answer was that anal, anal, anal. Just a few sentences about with, OK, if it doesn't have anal and make something out that has anal in it, doesn't it.

Well, no, it's not. You just say no, that's just a yes word. Replays involved.

Oh, horseplay. He was amongst it was that he went to Notre Dame. He was among some Fighting Irish players involved in horseplay at the dormitory.

OK, ok. That is literally OK. So he's a strict Catholic. Yeah. Horseplay. Yeah. Because they probably were like, yo, they were squirting water on you know, they probably score. Yeah exactly. Was it water. Was it lube.

We know they probably like yo Fred is Fred Flintstone. You know, you told you told the story wrong.

What happened was the wasn't a teammate who dumped the water, it was opposing players. What who dumped the water on him. And then they shot him up with novacaine that made him a little sedated in dippie to kind of like ditzy because he was all shot up.

The kidnappee was not reported him and then shot him with truth. I'm reading it, says Bill Reardon, a teammate.

The young men were squirting water onto each other as they ran to the building. He hurt his knee like twice.

I guess Evans slipped on a wet toss was all really hard fights and hurting his knee. Yeah. What is this like fucking. So he had shotting up with shooting it with Novik.

OK, all right. I think we got it. It's the angel. It's totally angel. Got all. Got it. One hundred percent. Yeah. This, this was a good Kirk Cousins game.

I still think he kind of stinks, but he's a fine quarterback.

I'm just still thinking at times. JP Evans it was actually it's actually big that they won it without Thielen. Yes. Right. Yes. And we'll chat Beebee Chad Babies. The new study. After being the goat he went from the goat to the goat.

Keep sending Joey Gisli I was gonna say so Joey slideshow Joey Slye this guy, he has the worst job in the world because the Panthers are just good enough to always be in it and then just bad enough to never get actually in the field goal range. So in the last six games, they have trotted him out there to try to hit a game tying or winning kick from fifty four yards today. Sixty seven yards against the chiefs and sixty five yards against the Saints.

They basically are just like dude we just like go out there kicker fail. We are offense cannot get into, you know that line field goal range. We will never get there. So just go out there, kick it and then we'll call today, hit the showers.

I don't even think they have a line that they put up when Jewish guys on your team, because it could be from you could attempt a field goal from literally anywhere on the field. Yeah.

So it's like, yeah, it's not be shocked if he had the leg to to make it through the end zone, but missed by like 15 yards wide to the left. Man.

So Joey, shout out. That's a terrible job that you have also doing a good job.

Jefferson, even Hannibal, Jefferson. Really good. We benched him. You guys don't care about our fans don't care about our fans, but I don't even care about our fans. But we bench them for what's his name, Pentonville. For Kindle, the he said he's going to get started. I was riding high off the news of Taysom Hill, putting up numbers as a tight end last week. I was like, I figure out a way to hack the system.

And now we have a wide receiver who's also a quarterback at Kendall Hinton is going to go.

Yep. All right. Next up, we have Raiders, Falcons.

Just just when we started to give the Raiders credit and start taking them real, they go and drop an absolute fucking egg in Atlanta.

I don't know. I mean, here's a positive. I'll say something nice. Raiders fans, Nathan Peterman had five pass attempts.

He didn't throw an interception. He completed three of them, I think. Yep, three, four, five. So the game ended with Nathan Peterman and Matt Schaub on the field. Beautiful. Going back and forth.

Just how, Andrew, it stinks because we don't get a pick six with those two guys playing against each other and you don't get a pick six.

I think it's like seeing porn stars with their clothes on in the same room as each other, like at the Avians when they get up to accept more and you keep hoping that someone's going to take your shirt off. Yeah I think Oh there's Giannis sins and and Madison Ivy on the red carpet. One of them is going to get their pants off soon. No and we didn't get to see a pick six but that shot to get a quarterback save so he has one the quarterbacks one save on the year behind James Winston two.

I don't see the Raiders. This is just a huge step back. I guess the actual spin zone here is the Raiders were so bad that you can just throw out the game like you weren't even remotely in this game. It was never a question. You looked flat from from the beginning.

And Derek Carr, we'll talk about this, Dionte. But little hands, a little tiny little hands. Derek Carr, if you don't think little hands matter, if you don't think hand size matter. Derek Carr has played 105 games in the NFL.

He has sixty three fumbles and he's lost thirty one of them pathetic.

That is insane. And it's almost worse now. He's got that meme that follows him around every time he does something bad. The clip from last Sunday night, he's just like staring at the camera looking like Jared Goff and he's just looking like he's going to start crying his eyeliner off his face. And so every time he does some bad, it's like boom that pops up on the timeline. What happens now? I saw Derek Carr's brother, not David.

The other the third brother tweeted on Sunday night last Sunday night when they were playing the Chiefs. I kept a list and I'll be like calling these people out. What do you do now? What do you do after this game? Well, he's on good news for everybody that made fun of Derek Carr last week. His brother is on your list. Yeah, I mean, like I told you so I told you this guy stock is a bad, bad game.

I mean, the Raiders defense is just bad. Derek Carr is a big blocker on Twitter, too. I believe he's like the Ben Roethlisberger. I believe he ran his own account. Seems like his wife might run his account, just block everyone from the teams. He seems like let's see here, honey, have all my passwords type of do Derek Carr.

Oh, he doesn't block me. How about that? Let's share let's share Amisi. Let's share a you know, an email. He shares an email address with his wife and answering machine message.

That's definitely he doesn't block me. All right, cool. I'm going to follow your ass. Derek Carr. I'm a failure. If you're Derek Carr, it's got to be so much worse to get benched for Nathan Peterman than for Marcus Mariota, right? Correct. I would much rather see Mariota come in off the sidelines.

If you're go with this guy we need to put that in. Forgot he did to put that in like a Google calendar. Jake. Yeah. January 17th for remember Marcus Mariota.

Yeah. See if he's a little sister's birthday. There we go. Oh happy day. Remember remember Marcus Mariota on that day. Is that, is that, is that a Tuesday or Wednesday. What is it. I don't know what that will be.

No, no. I only give two options. Yeah. It's a Sunday. Sunday it will be here.

So actually sorry. No offense to your sister Hank but let's move it back. Yeah. Let's go to actually let's go to the following Wednesday. It seems like Tuesday. Tuesday it seems like a Tuesday type for a Wednesday show. Wednesday is inauguration.

Tuesday is the nineteenth. Oh yeah. Really got a lot to talk to. Be busy on that one. I was just looking at my Outlook calendar and I had. Are you a are you saying the election is official. We're not talking about.

OK, all right. Well I'm just saying who said the party you know, the holiday Rove on your calendar. So that's what came up.

He didn't say who was getting inaugurated. Yes. True. Yes. Good point. Yeah, that's a good point. All right. So put it in. That's Marcus, big guy.

Remember, you get inaugurated if you when you get re inaugurated. Oh, yeah. You like double pinky swear on the Bible.

Fun fact GPP remember Marcus Mariota day. Got it.

OK I'm part pardon my take and you so you can explain to me why you're just screaming at the television.

I have the second half under twenty one and a half. There's twenty one points currently and the Packers just dropped an interception in the touch in the end zone.

Yes they did. So this is going to so Mitch is going to fuck. I like this formation for guys, only three defenders. I think that should be a touchdown. Dave Montgomery marker.

They can't stop game the catch the game. Run the catch everything. Wow, what a beast. All right, so the all golfer for two, let's go, they're gone. There's no name they got. He's done the math. Matt Nagy, he's done the math charts, says when you're down for two, you got to go for two.

Yeah, we're now we'll only be down 16 and billies teasers like this, everyone wins. Look at this bill. Your teasers alive.

I shudder to think what the spreadsheet looks like incorporating toll I'm working on this season.

Right now, the Bears now have they're going to be up 13. Nothing in the fourth quarter. That's kind of a slaughter. That's kind of like. All right, we'll live for this two point four. This matter, Hank. Oh, doesn't know. OK, all right.

So the two point conversion doesn't matter. Matt Nagy drew up his best play and it.

Oh, very nice. Wow. Sixteen.

I'm going to treat the eyeball like you guys are just going to run out of time in this one again. Yep. I'm going to treat the eyeball emojis real quick. I was going to feel good, Billy.

So when have you started working on your teaser spreadsheet? Yeah, after the success of this week's Can't Win parlay, huh? I see it's probably the most successful shutout you did. I'm sorry for hating on it, dude. It's working. We've perfected it. You killed it. You've perfected it. It won, you know, on one hundred and one hundred twenty four.

When you when you open up the spreadsheet for the first time, you're putting the formulas in. Do you get Clippy, the Microsoft Office logo paper and be like, hey, looks like he looks up.

It looks like you're going to looks like you're confident all your money looks like you should know your computer into it like it worked. I mean it worked.

It will need, as Buster once said, the only difference between a fool and a visionary success. And we have to something busser said. So are you calling yourself a visionary?

Mission accomplished. Mission accomplished.

So actually, check it out. Twenty next week and it's up for the year. This would be hilarious to somehow cover the spread. They could. All right, let's go to. Oh yeah. The Falcons. Good job every year. The same now for the Falcons. They suck and then they get an interim head coach or I'm an accountant, then quit after the BI's interim head coach last year and they put together some wins and losses. Why are the Falcons so bad?

They have such a good roster. In the next year, we're going to be like, who? You know, who should look out for the Falcons?

I look at the Falcons as a bad job. If I'm if I'm if I'm a coach, that hurts. That's that's looking at my pick of the litter next year.

I don't think I would go to Atlanta. It is. I would not. It is cursed. All right. Let's go to Cardinals. Patriots. Hank, are you back in?

Sort of.

I'm rooting for a game cancellation, which would then add the extra two teams or what is it, four teams in the playoffs? No, before.

Yeah, eight full time for one extra team. One extra team.

I'm rooting for a game cancellation like this, this this Steelers race. You got your eyes on it. I got my eyes on here. You got it on the ticket.

One one cancellation equals pats back. If there's one coach in the NFL that would like no more.

In fact, his stairway to seven. I think you I think it would be Belichick. Yeah. Yeah, I'd agree.

All right. So Cam Newton won this game nine for eighteen eighty four yards, two interceptions. That's remarkable. He drew big personal foul.

He and you believe all this team's pass on cam.

Yeah. Thirteen passer rating in the first half. This is just a testament. Remember I told you this take last a few weeks ago. I do think it's coming. Is this Bill Belichick the best coaching job? It might be is you know, it's actually is Bill Belichick the best coaching job?

I mean, his defense has stunk, but he shut down Kyler Murray. Right. And offensive guru Kliff Kingsbury to football genius Kliff Kingsbury was not able to score more than ten points against this team. Can you?

And it should have been worse because they got that flag on the crack back block on the punt return by Gunner.

Yeah, the phantom call, which does it still doesn't make any sense to me. I don't know if it was the right call or the wrong call, but it looked as just somebody who was watching football like a normal football player.

It was just perfectly normal block this other person in his league at each other, in their faces. And then if that's a penalty, they should just every team should have one floppy nerd that they send out on kick returns to just get blocked into the dirt, have it look like a penalty, and then the refs will just call it, because that's I think that's what half of penalty calls in the NFL are now, just like. Does that look like it?

Yeah. This guy look like he's hurt. Yeah, like I mean, with the Cam Newton penalty at the end of the game is kind of like that to where it looked like it was a penalty.

But I don't I don't necessarily think that it even was happened. I agree he was a bad choice and he was a runner.

I agree. Well, we're going to say it's nature makes contact because he does crave contact.

Is Kliff Kingsbury a good coach? No.

When when I call him an offensive genius and a guru, I'm not saying that.

Yes, he yeah.

This is the cardinals are now one Hail Mary away from a four game losing streak like they haven't been playing. Good, right? And they do have a ton of talent, and so what's going on? I don't know. I feel like we've anointed him a little, maybe not us personally, because we've been calling him a mambo and saying that he just wants to get sucked off going home from Chiang's.

But still, it does feel like Kliff Kingsbury, I don't know, not that good of a coach.

I don't think he is. Yeah, it is crazy. Not that hot. He's not that hot. Is crazy how bad the Patriots defense played. Well, that goal line stand to end the first half. It's crazy, though, how bad both quarterbacks played in this game was one of those games.

It's like RedZone forgot about it. We didn't see it much. It didn't seem very good. But the Patriots, I think the Patriots are going to do this. They're just going to go back and forth like this. I think Belichick likes playing against a quarterback who's a challenge like Calamar.

Yeah. He gets up where he gets into the real weird shit on defense when it's an enigma that he has to solve. You know, like he he can only force himself to be so creative after 20 some years coaching if he's going up against, like a traditional pocket passer. Right. Like Philip Rivers. Again, he's I got Jesus. I got to fucking figure out a way to pick this guy off three times again in the fourth quarter.

But when it's a guy like Kyla Murray who presents a challenge to him that like that wakes him up. All right. His little football coma.

Yeah, they're going to the pitch. You're going to lose the Chargers next weekend.

They'll beat the Rams the week after everybody. What's going on here? Going to win out? They're going to win out. I just think they're going to go back and forth like this. They're going to let one game back, one game for it, like just go back and forth. What do you make of them? We don't know because that Texas law still makes no sense. Yeah. All right. Let's see. Yeah. And the Cardinals, I don't know what to make of the Cardinals.

I think they stink. I'm now in the Cardinals stink. I'm sick of hearing about the cardinals and being like, I think they're soft. If if calamari, you know, and Cliff Jerry put it all together, I think they stink. I think they're not going to make the playoffs, even though that's that's kind of hard to do. Looking at how bad the NFC, like the NFC East, has changed the entire playoff picture. They have brought everyone to their level.

Yeah, because we just eliminated like Tyra and Baby, it eliminates four full teams.

And so when you look at the rest of the playoff picture, you're like, well, where are we going to find the other teams?

I think the Cardinals should only play games against the NFC West. They're so fun when they play the Rams through the Seahawks. It is true that the forty Niners. Do you need this at all or. No, no. OK, you're out. Yeah, you're out. All right. All right. Next up, let's do it. Dolphins versus the Jets. Billy, you're out now. So the quote was with Sam Donaldson. His three dudes at receiver Adam Case said this is a chance for everyone to see what maybe it could have been.

He said that this past week, talking about Adam Sandler getting healthy, the three dudes at receiver getting healthco.

The final stat line is sixteen for twenty seven, one hundred and ninety seven yards. We'll always just look back and think, man, how great could we have been if everybody was just healthy? Yeah, two interceptions didn't get mono.

Three points. We could have had this, this could have all been ours. Three points everyone healthy hyperdrive. Three points and similar. Donald afterwards said still super confident in Adam. Guess we don't know.

Why is he saying that? Because he I think I think now everyone realizes they're all hitching their their wagon to Adam Gates, staying as the coach for the rest of the year because they want to complete the tank. So Joe Douglas wants to complete the tank. Get Trevor Lawrence, Sam Donald wants to complete the tank, get Trevor Lawrence so he can then go somewhere else. That's not the Jets. The people are like, oh, he's going to go back up Big Ben in Pittsburgh.

That would be the greatest thing to ever happen to Sam Donald's career. But I think he wants to stay like Sam. Oh, I know. I think he knows. I think he knows, like, get me out of it.

So if I'm Sam Donald, I'm probably doing the exact same thing where you you have to act like you have Adam gazes back for the rest of the year because if you don't, if you like, publicly go against him and he continues to be the head coach, then there's a chance. It's a small chance, but there's a chance that the front office looks at the problem at the end of the year and figures like one of these guys has to and they take a strike one way or the other.

Now, I guess if you're Sam Dalton, you could say like, yeah, if they want to point all their fingers at me and get rid of me and keep Adam case, that's great, because I'll probably come back and beat Adam Case as a coach, the New York Jets eventually. But I don't know. I feel like you just got to pretend to have his back. But I think what he's doing is he's like playing mom and dad off each other a little bit because Grace was saying that, you know, he gave up play calling, took it back.

Then there was a report that he gave it up again. But then their offensive coordinator said that he wasn't calling the plays. And then after the game, guys had to like he had to explain that, yes, he was still involved in the play going, yeah, this is Darryl Loggins and Adam Case have done this in Chicago, did this in Miami now.

Now they're doing it with the Jets.

This is like he's just traveling band of idiots. Yeah. Keep getting jobs. I want to see Adam get another job, I wouldn't even be shocked if he does. I would love to see the Jets extend Adam Gase. Yeah. How great would that be? It would be incredible.

Hey, spin zone for Jets fans, at least. Stephen Cohen is the owner of the Mets right now.

Yeah, there you go. So you get to go. All right. And also, I'm happy for Ryan Fitzpatrick because he came back and he played well and he got to win. And that's cool.

You know what? It just dawned on me.

Here's why. I'm just can't remember whether or not he's actually calling the plays or not because he can't remember what he leaked to the media as a lie. Right in the New York Daily News. Right.

He can't keep his lies straight at this. Right. And all his grudges straight. I agree. So, like, if the report comes out that he actually confirms that was originally a lie to try to fuck over a reporter who sucks, then he looks like a liar in front of the press afterwards.

So I kind of sympathize with that. Yes. Yes. It's about the jets are just full on. Just keep losing. Just keep losing. I don't think there's a Jets fan that isn't happy about these losses. Like, they just want to keep losing, you know, maybe firemen.

Ed, there's always one crazy who's like, oh, like we're going to win this game. All right.

The Packers are kneeling and they brought out Rodgers to kneel in our face. Final's 41 25.

That fucking sucked a lot. And it wasn't that close. But the run, we will always have the run.

All right. Dolphins. Yeah. So that's dolphins. Jets. Good, good. On the dolphins are still rolling. They have the Bengals next week. Then they have like a gauntlet coming up. We'll find out how good they actually are.

I think to some time I think you might miss some time. I don't know if that's for sure. So as to officially hurt.

Yes, I believe so. Also, Frank, Gore had twenty one carries. Yeah, that's ridiculous. Insane.

He's going to Frank Gore. Twenty one worries might take his son's job. Twenty one as a starting running back in three years. He had twenty one carries.

He's fucking. Oh they're diving. I love this. The old Greg Schiano. Yeah. A little old black and blue as we've seen our AFC North football. Get them. Get them. Man, that was that was fun. Good fight. Defense. We had a fight at the end there after the game is over. All right, let's go to Browns, Jaguars, the Browns, the Cleveland Browns, the Cleveland Browns are not going to have a losing season for the first time since 2007.

That's good for them, unbelieve. And they're good. And they're going to make the playoffs. They're going to make the Browns are a good football team.

They won't have a losing record for the first time since two thousand seven.

That's huge. That's a crime.

Everyone should be rooting for the Browns. How do you know, have don't have a dog in the fight.

Like it's good to see a team finally make their fan base happy? Yeah.

For a long time, a Browns playoff game will be must watch television. Will you see Billy, quick question for you. Yes. Yeah. Where do you put the Browns next to the Raiders or the Falcons? Two teams that you said, what's the weather or bad? What's the weather?

Yeah, give us whether it was for playoff stretch type weather.

OK, so cold Browns throwing a dome. The Browns old in the. It's cold, but it's in a dome. Is it cold inside the dome. Let's say cold game.

Okay, so the pressure is just a 40 degree game inside of a dome. For some reason I take the Browns, the Browns and the Raiders are actually very similar teams.

Derek Carr's better than Baker Mayfield put the Raiders don't have Myles Garrett.

That's pretty much I'd sum it up in my mind in mind can run the football like that. They're kind of similar, similarly built, except the Raiders defense has No one.

And the Browns defense has like a top five defensive player. And so that changes things.

And a dude who smash people with his helmet, I think they're actually very similar, even like Baker and David Carr are similar quarterbacks. Baker in that. OK, Baker.

Baker well, but he had a bedrolls, couple touchdowns and he should have had that were very easy that he did not complete.

But I mean, when you go to excuse me, Derek Carr, he makes some boneheaded mistakes, too.

Not even the touchdown throw that he missed that fourth down. Throw the or third down throw where they could have just won the game right there and they couldn't fucking get it like the Jaguars were spunky. What did it what it might, for instance, to say they're the best one in ten teams.

So he said, there you are. The Jacksonville Jaguars are the best one in ten team of all time. That's in the history of the NFL.

And so we had Jake Look-Up, who the other one in ten. Ah yeah. There's sixteen debate in the last decade because this this is a great take by friend says.

I want to start earlier or most recent, most recent twenty seventeen forty Niners. That's Chip Kelly who is twenty sixteen. Forty Niners. That's Tomsula. They were good.

They, they won their first game. Twenty fourteen Jaguars Blake Bortles. No before Blake.

No that was, that was his rookie year was.

Yeah. So many of the Jaguars have two of the top four 2014 Raiders. No. Twenty twelve chiefs. I couldn't tell you the quarterbacks.

That might have been pretty croyle.

Yeah that's twenty ten Panthers. Oh, no, no, you know who that was, it was. What is it, 20, what, 20, 12 chiefs? Oh, was that Tyler Palko to Charlie Parker with this Hail Mary against the Bears? Fuck, yeah. That was a pretty good one in 10 team.

Yeah, 20, 20, 30, 40 is the first pick to get Kehm the year out there.

OK, Palko, I'm going to say that guy I'm going to say No. One was the 2014 Jaguars because they were just rebuilding to come up and almost win the AFC championship game in a couple of years.

That was not Tyler Palko. It was not now because they didn't play the Bears that year. And I remember Tyler Palko.

Oh, Orton was on that team. OK, this is. Yeah. All right. Who is the other teams? That wasn't the Tyler Palko game of 2012. Really quick in twenty ten Panthers.

Twenty ten Panthers. Who is was that twenty ten.

This is terrible. That that was what's his name. Matt Barkley.

Jimmy Costumey classic Jimmy Closson and quarterback.

He still has to retire. Todd McShera. Mel Kiper. Yeah. He still has to retire. He said Jimmy Closson was going to be so close. Yeah.

Yeah. So the Jaguars this year, the seventh one in ten team in the last second off the bottom.

The bottom line is we have a one in ten dynasty.

We we can we can figure this out who one of those teams end up Sambi, OK, because that would be the easiest way to figure it out, right. Yep. Like if one of those teams ended up four and twelve, they have to be the best team.

The Kansas City was two and four. There are two and fourteen. Yup. All right. So that's an interesting debate. Where do you think you'd get that type of debate? Nowhere else. Sports pope.

Yep. Great. Fucking to be twenty seven. Twenty, seventeen, forty nine ers.

End of the season, winning five in a row. There you go. All right. So so was your target audience. I have finished sixth and said you are wrong. So that's the best one in ten team of all. Twenty seventeen for you. I don't think it's it's impossible for a team to be better than you. You cannot be a better one.

Yeah, that's all right. So the bears, the 72 dolphins. What year was that. Twenty. Seventeen. It was about their Brian Hoyer and Jimmy.

Jimmy, Jimmy. Jimmy. Oh that was was Shanahan's. Who's that.

How is that coach. Yeah. Yeah. First year when he was starting to put it all together I actually remember oh my God. The team that that Bears 49ers game was in the snow.

It was so far it was fifteen to fourteen. Yeah.

So I bet you you can go back in time to old part of my takes and listen to us talk about that forty Niners team.

I think at the time we were even saying this is something shitty team. Yeah. Because that's the year that they played the Rams in a Thursday night football game that everybody thought was going to suck and ended up being a shoot out. We're like, damn, this team's really good. Yeah. So yeah, Mike Francesa doesn't always. You're wrong. Mike Francesa. People take over at the back end.

What a debate. Yeah. Wow. Wow, that was fun. Oh you like action sports now. Yeah.

Yeah. No I mean well that was it. I mean he great thought starter. What are the best one in ten teams of all time. Yeah. That came off.

Fuck. I remember I came, it was everyone was slipping around that game sucked.

All right, let's see. Where are we. Oh Browns. Jaguars. McLennon wasn't terrible. He was pretty bad. He was pretty bad. But he was like he looked like he had played quarterback before, whereas Jake Lutton maybe not.

And then after the game, they fired Dave Caldwell, general manager, which kept. That can't be a comforting thing for Doug Marone.

I know.

But I think, you know, he knew that this was at the start. He's cool. This is how it's going to go. My question is that they're letting him do it.

Why did they fire him right now? I guess they want they want to hire a new guy.

Should look for the next Doug.

Yeah, fresh blood, too. That feels good. Yeah. They want the first pick where everyone was going to want to go to the Jaguars. Also credit to Jarvis Landry. I feel like Jarvis Landry sometimes gets lumped in with Odell Beckham. But Jarvis Landry going back to remember hard knocks. We talked about changing the culture. I mean, he's a he had a huge game. He's a dependable guy like he is. He has changed the culture in Cleveland.

So he should get a shout out for that.

Cleveland again, they're eight and three. What else can you say? They're an eight and three football team in Cleveland. You should be extremely happy about that.

It is also fucking awesome watching Nick Chubb when he gets a block and you're just like, oh, here he goes.

And it's just there. Some teams just make running the ball sexy. The Browns are one of those teams. Yeah, it's because they've got a beast. Offensive line coach turned turns you on.

Well, he's not the offensive line coach. No. Bill Callahan. Oh, I think you're talking about West in. Oh, no, no, no, Tony. While he was. Yeah.

No pork bucket we think. Bob Wiley. Probably Bob. Bob Wiley. Yeah.

Bill Callahan is the best offensive line coach in the NFL and he is the Browns head coach. Yes. Are the Browns offensive linemen. All right.

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OK, I'm hearing a report right now that Aaron Rodgers is back to doing a southern accent after the game pue. I don't know why that up where he picked that up from.

If it's a Danica Patrick thing where he want to sound like a NASCAR driver for DROs gave up the run ST's Broncos who Yandle Henton one four nine thirteen yards.

That sucked. I don't know why the NFL did that to them. I don't know why we can move all these games. They don't move this game. That sucked. But here's something.

And I don't want to be mean to Ryan Leaf. He has been on the show before, but Kendall Hinton, that wasn't the worst performance. Ryan Leaf had a game in 1998 where he went one for fifteen for yards and Kendall went, what, one four nine nine for thirteen yards.

But he had more interception yards and passing yards. He had twice as many interceptions as he did completions. He had one completion today.

This game was essentially, if you ever wondered, like, hey, what would it look like if Army and Navy played with NFL uniforms on?

Well, this was the game. It was kind of like that. Seventy seven runs. Seventy seven runs. And Taysom Hill was nine for sixteen for seventy eight yards. So less than one hundred yards passing total in seventy seven runs. Yeah, it was tough. And then Billy was saying that if we got into Billy you were saying that you could do better than Dan Hinton.

No, I'm just not good. Guess not true. No. If there was like like a lot of underoos check down.

Well, that's you know what's crazy? They didn't do that. Yeah. Like it was crazy. They came out and they just started bombing it. I don't know, understand why they didn't try to give him a bunch of maybe because they thought, well, the defense is going to be all the way up anyway. But it was weird that they didn't give him some, like, bubble screens.

So that's Chalmers offense.

He was just like, you know what, we're going to do what we do, even the pass so he can get a completion look like it play action. I mean, Duke's that the intern for Marshall, that's he was saying like, yeah, there's a play action quarterback in high school. So I was like, so you're just hitting wide open receivers short. You heard them. Yeah.

So I was like, why did they do that type of stuff? Well, because the I mean, they didn't actually think that he was going to throw Helix threw it nine times, but like they could have.

Well yeah, they ran the army off ability what I'm sure when they had to throw. So Billy thinks that he could complete a bunch of like screens, check downs, some crossing routes, some unders.

The thing is, I think a day I think that me and Big Cat could actually be a better NFL quarterback right now than you would right now because you are good enough to think that you can complete passes. I mean, Big Cat would not even try to complete a pass. No, we would just not sack just run backwards.

I would just do shovel pass. Yeah. Maybe a pass here and there. I might punt cause I do the Matt Ryan did a two handed shovel pass today. I do that.

Can I say I did not appreciate the Tim Tebow slander. Oh the Broncos have played before without a quarterback before. Yeah. All the big Jay that's out there being clever. No.

Who don't to make that joke. I don't think so.

Everybody saw I saw a handful. Everyone, you know, Elway thought about playing for a second. I tried to get a coach.

Yeah. I did get a letter there about what their quality control, wide receivers coach or whatever.

They should have let him try to get in Bortles. The bottom line is Blake Bortles should have been in a bubble this entire time. Correct. Like we suggested he would have. Linamar The season even started. Yes. This is why you him Blake Bortles. Of course if you have him in your facility he's a social butterfly. Everybody loves him. He's going to be. If one person in your facility has covid are test positive, you know that Blake's going to get it because he's everyone's best friend.

It's not his. You need to just keep him isolated, keep him in a bubble. He would have gone out there and probably beat the Saints. Yeah, this game was crazy. I mean, it's it is nuts that they can move all these games and then the Broncos don't have a quarterback and they're like, yep, we're going to play under the rules.

Yeah, we're going to play it is it's insane that they that they are playing this game when they backed up other games beforehand. And the NFL just needs to know that when it comes to, like every quarterback being out there, I know you have a protocol and a protocol, as far as I know, is just a rule to limit things that dumb people think that you should do.

But there should be an exception when your entire quarterback room is tested positive, are there being isolated and you should be allowed to bring in a swag. Kelly for a game should be allowed to bring back a Tim Tebow.

Yes. Just give us something that we want to see to make it more interesting than having Kindle Hinton go out there. And just like I mean, he wasn't even he wasn't good enough to be a starting quarterback at Wake Forest. No, dude, you know what they should actually do? They should have Eli Manning in a bubble for the entire year. And he's all time quarterback. If you need him. He's there. Yeah, that would be awesome.

Who wouldn't want to see Eli go back out there for one more game?

I would love to be like Eli, none of your bad stats count against you. All your good stats count. So like literally pass completions, count incompletions, don't interceptions, don't touchdowns. Do I like before the game that the the team Twitter account was like, let's go out there and have fun today.

Broncos unbelievable. I mean, it's unbelievable. It's yeah it's crazy. Real football guys don't enjoy having fun. It's crazy, you know. You know, it's fun making somebody else not have fun. Yeah. So the Saints are are also though like you can't judge them off this game, but they are peaking at the right time. Taysom Hill is doing a good job. Injury's absence. I have a stat for you. I hate to say this, that some people will say I'm being biased.

Some people will say I have an axe to grind.

This is just a stat that statistics don't lie. Would you say that? I'd say numbers never line. Numbers never lie.

So my stat is simple. Drew Brees has missed seven games in the last two years. The Broncos are are sorry, the Saints are seven and no. But more importantly, they are seven and eight against the spread. But the Saints don't lose against the spread in October. Well, they are seven oh against spread without your Brees. OK, I'm just saying. I'm just saying. Seems like they're pretty good. Well, Drew Brees isn't out there when he has a shoulder injury.

Rips all his ribs. He just broke another rib. Yep. Thoughts and prayers. Oh, yes.

Another after the game, Vic Fangio said I was disappointed on several levels that are cubes put us in that position that our cubes put the league in that position. We count on them to be leaders of our team, the leaders of our offense. And those guys made a mistake.

Well, as Jeff Driscoll, who did this right, Jeff Driscoll. Trulock, who else? I mean, Blake.

No, it wasn't Blake. And Blake was doing his job. Yeah, it wasn't his fault. It was not his fault. Oh rippin that rippin guy. Yeah. That beat the Jets. Way to go. Rippin fucking ruined it for everyone. All right.

Next game, forty Niners Rams Kyle Shanahan Owens, Sean McVay, Fornero against Sean McVay sweep this year when he's got no one to play. I see. Is such a good fucking coach like the fact that the 49ers actually could make the playoffs and it's a long shot. They're five and six.

But Kyle Shanahan is such a goddamn good coach, even he has them ready to go schemin them up. He's got a million injuries, a million different running backs, different quarterbacks, different secondary.

Doesn't matter. They're competitive. And he owns Sean McVay.

Even when they're bad, they look good. You look like they've got that spark there. Yeah. Yeah.

And great offensive coach. Great. I mean for some reason his defense also plays exceedingly. It might be like complimentary football. Well, at times. But I thought like when Richard Sherman went to San Francisco, I thought, OK, he's going to be washed up. And he was like playing on that prove it deal that he wrote for himself on the back of napkin.

Well, like even Richard Sherman is played pretty decently.

I actually wrote down Robert Solla, like, now is the time that we start talking about him again. Yeah, hiring defensive coordinators isn't cool anymore. But Robert. So let me tell you, something is cool. He's in the top of my list of dudes that will head but one of his players after big play while they're wearing their helmet.

Yup. He's up there. He's a fucking jacked up type of brings the injured.

You know, what he brings is he brings a juice, he brings the juice, bring your own guts.

So, yeah, if you're there will be a there will be a head coach or a general manager that looks to go with the defensive throughout this offseason.

And they should hire Sal. I think that he's clearly the best defensive coordinator and I don't know what to like.

The Rams offense when it doesn't work just falls apart. And then Aaron. Donald, like this is why Aaron Donald is Aaron. Donald is the Rams offense was bad today and then all in like the like a two minute stretch Aaron. Donald basically. Changes the game with a with a hit force fumble touchdown and then a sack on the next drive that leads to a touchdown, like that's why he's there, like he can actually just completely change the game in, like, two minutes from his position.

And when you have a great tackle blocking him, sometimes it looks like it's a tight end trying to block it.

And yes, he's just a terrifying player to go one up against one.

So I guess this was kind of a not a to be expected, but it does make sense, like the Rams lost to a division opponent off of a big win. Do you think, like, is there any shine coming off the Rams as a dark horse they could contend with the other season. So fucking wide open, I think. No.

So I don't even look at this as that much of a knock against the Rams because it's owned by because the 49ers are really well coached team and there are four and two on the road.

Sean McVay is going to be so scared to just reply to any of Shannon's texts or talked. He's stealing something from me. Yeah, maybe he's got like he's actually tapped you. He's got you tapped. He's got your house tapped.

All right. Finally, we'll get Dion and then we'll do we'll finish up with some football guy the week and some baby Bron chiefs.

Bucks who? Boy, Patrick Mahomes. Turns out he's pretty fucking good.

It's still the first quarter of that game right now that it lasted so long. Tyreek Hill had like 200 yards receiving in the first quarter could not be stopped.

I think he had like sixty fantasy points in the first quarter. Yeah, it was insane what they were doing and Tony Romo sort of joke around saying that Tyreek Hill could have a thousand yards receiving in a game. I actually think that Patrick Mahomes could throw four thousand yards over the course of the game. That might be a different conversation, but I actually think that it could be done.

Yes, I actually agree with you. I hate to do this to myself, but Patrick Mahomes had three hundred and fifty nine yards passing in the first half.

The Chicago Bears have had that once in a game since twenty.

Fifteen. Mm hmm.

Yeah, that's fucking stupid. It makes it look easy. He makes it look so easy.

But what do you think that you could throw a football a thousand yards during the course of an NFL game. So I'm saying like as this game is going on, you're out on a football field on your own, but you can only throw the football while the clock's running in the game. Yes, a thousand yards. Yeah, that's what I mean.

You would you have to go get it. Yeah. Yeah. No, he's wrong.

So you'd have to go, you'd throw the ball like twenty yards, then you jog up to the ball, get the ball, throw it twenty more yards and keep going like that. Yeah. Dude you're not doing the math right.

That's thirty three throws. Twenty yards. Thirty three thousand thirty yards throw thirty, thirty five twenty 30 yards. So he throws with running. Yeah you absolutely could do that without a doubt. Get so tired.

No way. Without a doubt. Here's actually a crazy talking about that's like how many game minutes there in an NFL game.

There are sixty. No no I know but like you're saying actually. Well the fox while the clock's running, are you saying while the there's action because you know how there's so then there's eleven minutes.

Yeah. So that's what I was talking about. OK, that's what you're talking about during plays.

Yes. Still could do it. I don't know. Yeah. Yes.

That would be an interesting test. Now here's a fun stat. Do you know who has the most passing yards ever in an NFL game named.

Oh, assumedly who Norm Van Brocklin, Lou Brock, in 1951, he had five hundred fifty four yards.

That's the records crazy that that record has not been broken. Yeah. How is that the record? I thought someone who really. Yeah. They probably burned them at the stake after that game in 1951 as a witch.

Well, it's probably he was planning to use them. He was playing against a bunch of white defensive back. So it's probably really easy. Five fifty.

For the record, I never would have guessed that. That feels that feels crazy.

Matt Schaub had five hundred and twenty seven yards. Fifty one. Alaska and Hawaii weren't even states. And that's when the NFL passing record. Derek Carr has five hundred and thirteen dollars.

He came from that. Can you break it down? All twenty two.

Yeah. What do you make of the Bucs. So because they are now they were six and two and now they're one and three. And I'm not, I'm not going to put it on Antonio Brown, but they're one in three since they brought it into Brown. I mean, that's again, that's just a stat. Gronk looks good. Tom Brady, like it alternates, plays for him.

Sometimes he can look like the worst quarterback in the league on one play and then like a top five guy on the very next.

Well, do you know it's it is it like it's Bruce Arians. Bruce Arians offense. They throw picks. I don't know.

I just it's crazy to me that you got Tom Brady. You have a championship window. You have all these guys.

Why wouldn't you let Tom Brady just be Tom Brady? Just be like Tom Tom Brady. You run the offense, you know the offense.

Let's stop going deep all the time. Just fucking let's do it. Let's run the ball. That would make a lot more sense. Make a lot of sense. I'd feel a lot better about the Bucs chances if that were the case. But it's not the case. Bruce Arians, like everyone who plays for Bruce Arians, throws interceptions. That's just how it goes, especially in year one, right? Year one is the interception year where you get it all out of your system.

So, yeah, I mean, I, I don't trust the Bucs.

I don't I like it seems like they're running out of time to, like, figure it out, you know what I mean. Like one of those teams where you keep saying to yourself, oh, they'll figure it out, they'll get it together, they'll figure it out and it's just not going to happen.

I do want to I want to put one in Tehran. Matthew Zero. Although I love Tehran. Matthew, I'm big honey badger guy, OK? He's one of the most electric players to watch on defense, has a nose for the football, get an interception today. And he slid instead of getting tackled by Tom Brady, he slid at Tom Brady, made a move.

I don't know if that was like shown respect for Tom Brady, who's in third quarter that you got to you've got to try to truckster Tom Brady. You have you have to there's no excuse for that.

And the chiefs have started around in the form of the perfect time. Are they going to go fifteen and one?

Are they going to go fifteen and one, maybe Broncos win at Dolphins probably went oh, Saints at Saints week fifteen is going to be back for that game.

Well, if he is in, the Saints will lose. Yeah. And if he isn't good guy, I actually think that the Dolphins might beat him. I don't know man. I don't know the chiefs. They just they the chiefs are one of those teams now where and it was weird, this game was actually weird because they felt like they were going to win by a hundred and then they left the Bucs come all the way back in Sheremet bucks plus three and a half.

But the Chiefs do feel like a light switch team where they could be down.

And it's like, all right, let's flip it and win.

And it will be good always, because you can you can figure out a way to get Tyreek Hill the ball strong team and then he just runs fast.

They like that that they threw for an ice, the ice, the clock with, with a pass that never in your mind was in doubt. Right. That's oh that's a perfect play. They can do that. It's crazy to watch and playing a different sport.

And then after the game we have to give an update on this because Tom Brady picks and chooses who he shakes hands with after the game.

Oh, he did shake Patrick Mahomes hand, but I saw a tweet that said that he was not wearing a mask when he did. So Brady might be trying to get my home sick. And he just respects Nick Foles so much that he doesn't want to risk transmitting into anything to him.

That's why. And Jared Goff and Jared Goff, that's why he sprints off the field instead of acknowledging them. Yes, I do love those weekly updates on whether or not Tom Brady shook somebody saying it's fantastic. All right. Let's get to Dion before we get to Dion.

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We have our good friend, Coach Prime on the show, week 12 in the books. A few things we got to talk about. So I'll go chronologically the story from the early slate. What the fuck happened to the Raiders? And do you think that this is a derailment that's going to you know, they were the the team that everyone said watch out for the Raiders after they went toe to toe with the chiefs and they get punched by the Falcons.

What do you make of that?

I didn't have enough guts to pick the ball because I think I said that on the football football show, but I really felt good about them. The Raiders defense is hot garbage. I mean, hot garbage, hot garbage, like straight out the microwave. And you know that one thing about the because they have an offense that's impeccable, they're pretty darn good. They can score on anybody. They just can stop, no doubt about it. And they had the advantage of a home game.

And the Raiders are down the middle of the road. They're really not that good. But they put up a fight. They play hard every week, but defensively they're going over the ball drop, man.

Well, they got Raheem Morris and his coach from to four and two down Atlanta. Do you think that there's a chance that they keep Rahime around after this season's over as the full time head coach?

Nope, that's a good question. I would love them to. I would love them to. If you went out, it's going to be a concern. You've really got to make that decision. But. I don't think they will. I would love them to because I think he's had experience, he got a raw deal there in Tampa and he's a good guy.

The only reason I kind of agree with that, although I feel like he's definitely played himself or coached himself into consideration. But if you have an owner like Arthur Blank, your last hire was a defensive guy. You're probably going to go with an offensive guy because you're like, well, last time it didn't work out. So I'll just do the opposite of what I did before.

What I need a defensive guy. They do need a defensive guy or you need a honestly man. If they get somewhere somehow convince a guy like Rex Ryan to come out and take over the defense, they would be phenomenal.

Oh, I like a real difficult man to do something with that defense.

That's the kind of guy that you need.

So one last note on this game, and we've had this disagreement before, but Derek Carr fumbled three times.

He has small hand, small, really small and has small hands stuff. He has small.

He's got like kitten mittens. You don't care about that.

Stubbs We had this whole talk about small hands. First of all, what is a small hand? What is really a small little nine inch?

Is there a certain size, you know, small hands or does the look of a small hand?

It's nine inches are smaller. You know what? You know what small hands look like. I've shaken a couple small hands before, but I don't really know what a small hand looks like, I know what it feels like, I don't know what it looks like. It's science, though.

It's not like their quarterback can't grow and he's fumbling because he has a small hand. I've never hurt. I do. Guys, certain guys like Aaron Rodgers, for example, Aaron Rodgers, he'll get hit and the ball will just be stuck in his hand because he has big fucking hands. I do think that's not the I think there's a little small part of it, not no pun intended with the small. But Durka been playing great this year. But in terms of ball security and I'll have we'll have our stats guy pull up some stats for you, put it in terms of ball security, that is an issue.

So do Carson Wentz have big hands? Bozkurt is both parties hot girls. I know. Yeah.

He just thinks Derek Carr fumbled 60 times in his one hundred and four games. Twenty eight lost sixty one because that's a lot of fumble. He's got a small brain that's different.

There are different parts of your body. They can be small and adversely affect your ability to play football. But there is something like you don't think that for the last fifty years they've been looking at hand size just because they're like they have no idea what they're doing.

Fetish. Do you think they got fetish? They might. I think the doctors I've never seen a guy not get drafted because of his hands. I've never seen a guy not get drafted because he didn't run. The three can't drill. Right. It's like some stupid stuff that they do it to come back. I never seen a guy not get drafted because he convinced two twenty five. That's never seen. I was just going to dump stuff. The NFL.

I agree with you. I do not think if a guy is good, who cares how big his hands are. But there is a concern with the fumbles and that is directly correlated with hand size. Whatever. I'm right. You're wrong. It's fine. Let's move on to a different game.

What do you make of the Tennessee Titans Traktor CEDO? So we we've been talking about it for years. Derrick Henry gets better as the season goes along. Is there something to be said for defense later in the season? Maybe it's November, December, your body's banged up.

You just don't really want to tackle him the same way. Is there something about him getting better as the season goes on?

You know, we just interviewed him on the segment. I called Give Me Five. We just took five minutes from him this weekend and he came on twenty first. And pride in this guy here, man. I think he's a phenomenon. I really think he is a treasure in the NFL. That's underappreciated because he is a consistent as it comes. He's no, he's going to get eight. That's in the box. Everybody's going to be outside man to man.

So he's making the whole team better. Receiver got to win. You got one on one guard outside. But they are really doing what this team is so unpredictable. The defense is not as good as it was last year. So they're middle of the road. I did not pick them to win, but had I known Derrick Henry was going for a buck. Seventy eight. Now you cannot rush for one hundred seventy years to lose. I don't even go together.

He does is unbelievable.

He does look like he's been running hard in the last couple of weeks. Like I don't know if the defense is like Big Cat says are getting tired later on in the year or if he just like, finds that next year as the weather gets a little bit colder. But like people people don't want to tackle Derrick Henry any more. And we saw the exact same thing last year. So I think it's probably going to continue. Yeah, I think so, too, and I told him that had he and I played against each other, I would have thought you would do that before you would if I were, you know, about his shoelaces and he would have stepped over you like Allen Iverson over Toronto.

Not really told him that he would have never done me like Josh Norman because we would have never got in this situation.

But no, but seriously, this is an honest question being in the locker room. I mean, you were on good teams, but no, maybe when you're on the Falcons, if you get to later in the season, is there a mentality it's not talked about, but is there a mentality of like, fuck, I don't really want to tackle this guy anymore?

No, we only thing that was a phenomenon when I was with the Belkis, when we were hot garbage early in my career, we call it bowling. OK, what bowling means is we want you know, somebody can't bowl. They put the rails up on the sides. Yeah. Yep. So what we did, everybody stood on the edge of the field on the sideline was we don't want nobody to go out of bounds because we wanted the game to be over soon as possible.

I like that. What about so we went bowling, keep the clock running.

What about the Bulls game? So so the Buffalo Bills, they won, but they have an issue that they need to address at some point, which is they do not know how to defend against a Hail Mary. They gave up two catches on a Hail Mary today. One of them counted. The other was pass interference. And then obviously the DeAndre Hopkins from a couple of weeks ago as a defensive back. I mean, I probably shouldn't ask you this because I skied above you and caught a ball over your head a couple of weeks ago.

But what was your childhood? Well, there's film out there you can watch if you want to, but what was your mentality in defending against, like an end of game situation where it's a Hail Mary?

First of all, I've made the defensive back coach put me in the back in the middle so I get the ball and a step in the run all the way back. I was not taking any second of all, you got defensive backs that Kent are not ball savvy. Most defensive backs were bad receivers early on. What I would do, I would take the receivers and put them in the back three all the way across the goal line and let those guys who are normally known for catching the darn football go catch the darn football.

Yeah, that's what I was. That's the kind of coach you get right now, Jackson State.

That's I think it's a decent strategy unless they do the thing at the Dolphins did. And then you're stuck in a situation where your tight end is now your free safety, then you're kind of fucked.

I would not put my tight end back there. No, no. All right. Biggest game of the of of Sunday, the Bucs in the Chiefs. What the hell do you do to stop Patrick Mahomes and Tyreek Hill? That was insane. He had 13 catches, two hundred and sixty nine yards, three touchdowns. Patrick Jones had 300 yards in the first half.

What do you do? What do you do to try to stop them doubling? You doubled. Everybody's got to man up. You double it and then you push him in his face bumping and w that's all you have to do. So doubling up, take him out of the game and say he's not going to beat you of anybody that drives Kelce. Impeachment is a slow death. That way you don't want to have an expeditious death with this guy being NFL feel you know I'm a defensive back of defensive backs.

Twenty four. I don't even know his name right now, but I feel bad for him. Man straight up. Like, I guarantee you, his phone was ringing off the hook for blowing up what means and everything because it was his we call it birthday. Like when I'm coaching right now, the coach is like I did last night. If I see a vulnerable cornerback, all I do is say birthday, birthday run, birthday wrap. It means we're going to blow him like a candle to the right set.

And that's what they get. So blessed, that kid man I feel bad for.

Walk me through this from a defensive perspective, because I always say, like, it's really easy to say, like, oh, well, if you're playing against the Bucs, for example, you've got to double team Gronk. You've got a double team. Mike Evans, you got a double team and you have to double team everybody. How many guys can you actually double team during one single play to we play.

We play the Vikings. Years ago when I was with the Cowboys, we had a double double. You got to understand, he had Chris Carter, Randy Moss, and he had jaggery. We double double that. I may end up Jake Reed alone, which was a great scheme. We lost, but it wasn't it wasn't a defensive fault because we played an adequate game that we. But you could probably double up to two guys.

What's the stat line if you go one on one with Tyreek Hill? So does he catch I mean, he's got to catch something he's you got you can't even explain it. He doesn't pitch deep. No, no, no, I'm pregnant.

So 50 yards, no touchdown. I'm fine. I don't I don't think you guys you lock him down to Tyreek Hill. I got zero zero yards. Yeah. I got a red jacket for the NFL. One hundred. I got to go check the Hall of Fame. You can't even ask me stuff like that. I'm pregnant. I got three jackets in the closet and I didn't buy either.

So you never you never gave up a big game to anybody who wasn't a big game. What was the worst game you ever had? And Lana, what was the worst stat line against you? I'm going to look this up, we didn't really go into that land that way. I think it was striking that we even look at now. It was like this, like Randy Moss never got.

No, he never blessed me with a birthday. A lot of stat lines are deceptive, but like right now they really have it where you when you were one on one with that guy, I played against guys and they had one hundred, but they didn't have one hundred when I was like. Right. A lot of times, like when we played against the Cowboys, when I was with. San. Well, we tried Zohn, I went to.

I played regular either side, we played man, I went to Harpur and they doubled back because Alvin Harper used to eat him alive back in the day. So we doubled my. I took Harper and Murden Hanks' took. Novacek and it was it was OK, I'm reading right now, Jerry Rice did have his two hundred and twenty five yard five touchdown game against the Falcons.

With me wasn't you know, I wasn't here. I really felt bad because the other corner, the want to switch. That's the Charles Demery game. I think Jerry scored five touchdowns. Yeah, he did.

That's basically what Tyreek Hill today. No.

Is that you want to call timeout for him and say, man, let me come over there. No, I got it. No you don't.

Were you mad. Were you mad at Jerry Rice when we didn't shake your hand before that play. Because you really put your arm out there like a.

Now, that was like boxers like last night before the fight and then, guys, I saw your commentary on the fight last night. Matter of fact, I can't wait to get to that sweet matter of fact, I need to come on your show.

You need to come on out because we got to talk about Nate Robinson. Oh, we got to talk about that. Was that just wasn't it worth it?

I'd say no. I would say no. Not worth.

Maybe it's fresh. It's too fresh. Like my daughter my daughter sitting here right now, my my my grown daughter. And I know for a fact that it did happen to me.

She would not look at me and say, no, no, you can't no, you can't do it at some point. It's just not even worth it. Because even if he won, like, what's the what's the upside? It's not as much as the downside. Yeah.

You can't get knocked out the downs like the way it ended. It's no way you can encourage a kid now and say, come on, son, you can't give up. You got to fight through a fight through it.

Dad, are you kidding me? That was back. That was very, very bad. It was very, very bad. I feel bad for him. Yes.

Don, you and I have a little bit of beef, too, because you came at me on Thanksgiving Day, the highest of holidays. As far as I'm concerned, you had an issue to do.

You had an issue with my macaroni and cheese, my my old family recipe that the mayo and breadcrumb mixture. You don't need cheese.

It was not macaroni and cheese. It's just sleep on it. Did you see how it turned out? Macaroni and cheese. Because it turned out pretty with garbage. It was almost white. The macaroni and cheese was almost white and it was in cheese.

What was it was macaroni bread crumbs and mayonnaise. Mayonnaise. Yeah. Holy Trinity.

I guarantee you, as soon as you ate that you were straight to the toilet.

What you didn't see, though, was the extra pair right after I add in five different cheese to it, Andy Reid style and then baked a whole mess of Mac right after you made it.

Yeah, I was all plugged up. All right. My last question for you on the back to that box chief's game, what like at what point is it too late for the for the Bucs to kind of figure it out on offense? Because it just looks clunky and it looks like it's not like. Is there can they at some point this season, can can Tom Brady walk in to Bruce Arians offense be like, let me just do it.

Let me let me run the thing that I did in New England, like, let's let's stop throwing it deep all the time. Let me be Tom Brady and it will win. Can he do that or is it too late?

I saw a statistic during that game that you guys may have seen it. Also, Bruce Arians, the great quarterbacks coach in the first year, all of them had at least fifteen picks and at least I think fifteen, seventeen picks.

So that's not good. That's not good management of offense. He really needs to let Tom be Tom, let him go out and do his thing. I think they need to move Antonio in the slot. They've got to get Antonio more involved because he's a dull man and they're not using them right whatsoever and put those other guys on the outside and just letting them work. But if you, Antonio, the game changer in the chain movement and then he is not nearly what he wants, where is they're using him incorrectly.

Yeah, I mean, it just the whole thing looks a little weird and they have all the talent.

It does not look good. Yeah. Yeah. Tom doesn't look good. Where do Cam go from here. Last one. Where does Cam go. I don't know what. Yeah.

If you were Cam would you go somewhere and be a backup because that's what he might have to do next year.

That's like like Doray is probably like five quarterbacks coming out of college. He's probably going to go in first round this year. Some pretty good. Yeah. What do you do? Like the what's going on right now? Do you do you do this over? Do you give another shot.

I think if you're Cam and it will be a blow to his ego because you know, he's the MVP. What, five years ago was four years ago. I honestly think I would go to a great situation, kind of a Jamison in New Orleans. Now, obviously, Taysom Hill kind of has changed that because he he ended up being the true backup. But go somewhere where it's a great situation. A team will have you. And if the if the starter gets hurt, you basically are walking into a championship level team.

You can't dress like that and come off the bench. That's true. You do have to. Yes, you're right. You're right. That's a great coach. And he needs to change his entire wardrobe if he comes off the bench.

Well, what what situation might look like that across the NFL? Would it be like Atlanta?

Maybe not. I don't know. Maybe. Yeah, maybe. I mean, you know, would be an interesting one is a like a Sean McVay or how Shanahan or about Atlanta.

He's from Atlanta. Yeah. Yeah. That's that's basically why I said it.

But then they do have an aging quarterback and a new coach who knows who that's going to be.

But yeah, of course it would be an interesting go somewhere where the coaching, you know, it's a system that you'll have success in everyone.

Just pick the Packers, by the way, on NBC. So that's good about that. That's great.

Let's go. All right. Well, Deon, thank you as always. You look great in that hat. He's wearing a peaky blinders have. Yeah, you look swagga, I'm going to wear Win32 so tight, appreciate you guys, Tyreek Hill, whatever. Three touchdowns against you, Tyreek Hill, three touchdowns against you. OK, see you.

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Football Guy of the Week Jake presented by Phillips Iroko.

So we've got four nominees. First off, Cowboys head coach Mike McCarthy. This was late last week, but we couldn't include him last week because he came out on Monday.

Yeah, he pulled out a sledgehammer during Saturday night's team meeting and smashed watermelons like Gallagher to emphasize their objective and just smashed his own brain after that without that shitty fake punt that he called.

Oh, man. Well, it worked because this is for the Vikings. Yeah. Yeah.

So that's first. Next, we have two football gals of the week. OK, guys can be guys. Yes. You clipped this one. The niece of ESPN reporter Ashley Smith. This is awesome. She wants she told the story that her niece once wore Doc's jacket to a game versus Oregon State and got hit in the head with a chunk of ice. But it didn't knock her out, knocked her silly. All right. Let's put this in.

Put this clip in.

Early is one of the nastiest rivalries in all of college football. And how do I know? Because I've been to a bunch of them once. I was here with my niece, Vanessa, who was wearing her doux jacket. She got hit in the head with a chunk of ice. It didn't look. Dr. Scilly, that was one of the most ridiculous clips ever, I was watching the game live and I was so confused when she said this because it's a national broadcast and she's like, hey, funny little anecdote.

My niece got hit with some ice. Yeah.

And now now she's insane. And that's the rivalry.

I wrote it in the blog, if you could do Mad Libs for what she was going to say next. I don't think you would ever guess.

And the whole look, she was like the game was crazy because there's a fog game. Couldn't see shit. The announcers were literally like and he goes back to pass.

Wait, maybe he didn't pass like they were saying, know the play action was fucking everybody up. Yeah. And she was all bundled up. Shelley Smith, she looked like an aunt. She she is like that story is the embodiment of oh my crazy aunt did something weird. But in this case it's like she went on TV and told the story about me getting hit in the face with a bunch of ice. It was very, very funny.

Next, we have probably the biggest story this week in sports fan, the real kicker, Sarah Fuller, who became the first coach killer to play in college.

I mean, the coach fired.

Is it wrong to say that she played one game, Derek Mason got fired? Yeah. Coach Killer 50 squib kick Twitter really came out in full force and scrub kickoffs.

But yeah, it was a squib kick. I don't know. I don't know. Like what the process of seeing what she was able to do and where the kick was going to go. It like it was a game plan went on, but it was a square.

And I think she hit it where they were telling her to hit it. I would have liked to see her try a field goal, but it just stinks of Vanderbilt is so incompetent.

They got across midfield a few times. Did they. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

The format is so Vanderbilt to be like, hey, we're going to, you know, break this barrier and we're never going to get in field goal. Yeah.

Lastly, you mentioned Robert Solow earlier. He said he wakes up in the morning on Thanksgiving and eats pumpkin pie as his appetizer oom pie for breakfast.

Dessert would hire that guy. Real football guys don't even know that it's Thanksgiving. There's I guess it's another day.

Will most champs say Thanksgiving is a meal? Yeah. My wife makes me come home one day. One day a year.

Thanksgiving. Jake, did you do the the burn the ships one? No, we had Tom Allen on a few weeks ago. We watched who burn the ships.

Did you you know, listen, this one I'm just going to add one because this is actually sick.

OK, so there is a football coach in western Boone in the middle of Indiana. His name's Justin Pully. In order to motivate his players, he told him the story of Cortez, who, yeah, he's a terrible guy who cancelled his canceled. Listen to Cortez, the killer by Neil Young, who burned his ships to motivate his men to fight harder.

And what the guy did to motivate his team to win was his name, Dave Portnoy.

No, he bought a ship and burned it on the lawn in front of the high school.

He bought a full boat and lit on fire bonfire to motivate his players to win that week.

Are you sure this is real? Yeah. Look, do you look.

Yeah, he bought so he bought a speedboat and then blew a flare gun. And you missed this. I mean, I didn't see it on. Billy did. Oh, who gives a fuck about pumpkin pie? He's burning ship. Wow.

This is I don't know about the validity. What.

So so Billy, in between you doing your other podcast in this show, where'd you find the time to to bring up. Yeah. If you're trying to clock me but you don't even do the sheets for them.

Oh but to er I tell you this on Twitter Jake, it is a fair question.

Do you think maybe too much time. College basketball. Too much some bench mob.

Go subscribe. I do love a podcast. Oh go subscribe. Are trying to get me to crack. Ah darling. Jake this new podcast that he cares about more than this.

This is my priority. If you tell me to quit and do this time I never know. Go subscribe or good friends.

Rico Boscombe Party I think is the number one college basketball podcast in the country.

I saw a sign outside DJs that was OK. Yeah, yeah. Go subscribers should not question my loyalty while you were out, Billy, while you're out of this actual studio, I don't know what you're doing. You're probably doing the bench mob.

It's OK. Billy was like, can I start doing football guys this week?

And we're like, yeah, sure. And then he's like, no, actually not.

I got I got final stop it. Was he really less than a sec? He took control of football the other week for a second. And then he was like, nah, I don't want to do it.

No, I'll just say no, this is cool because like this ship was that they couldn't go home, so they'd fight and play harder.

Yeah, we get it. Yeah, we got that part.

So do you think we should just do that? So we know guardianships.

I think pretty cool really. I'm searching the name Justin Pulley on Twitter. He's I don't know if it's a real doesn't matter you would think would make headlines. Where'd you find it, Billy? Did you burn the ships? Did you burn a ship in front of your bar? I saw I saw two is someone pranking Billy, that would be all the time it starts sending some do, by the way, stories SATINSKY Yeah.

Start sending a fake name in this movie.

So I'm going to have Billy's back on this one, OK?

That's pretty sick. I think there was just a boat fire and the guy was like, I did this to Moyez. Then he got his insurance money. That's pretty motivational.

OK. All right. Well, either way, Jake, I found it. Yeah. And how'd you miss that, Billy? Heartache.

Check what this Indiana football coach did to motivate his team before the championship game.

It's often the motto burn the ships, alluding to Cortez, who tweeted out Justin Pully, now some guy barnow coach.

Twenty six. All right. That was one hundred like. So throw him in. Take Mike McCarthy out because it's a week old. I do like the fact that this football coach bought like an extra ship, like a vacation boat and then lit that on fire to symbolize we'll try to get him on.

There's no wins. We'll get there's no turning back now, boys.

Get him OT's in Indiana, like four. Yeah, there's no water. Don't get a bus. Yeah, he's burning a boat. There's the canal. Lakes don't exist. Billy, I forgot about lakes.

They're like, no, actually, not just a bunch of Millford, but it was just schools.

Yeah, people, yeah, there's like I like the North and when they break open they just kind of become a and is not bored or anything. Alex, I'm pretty sure the Finger Lakes, I mean, not Finger Lakes, Great Lakes, any lake can be fingerlings. Yeah.

Actually it does touch. It does touch Lake Michigan. Oh it does. Yeah. When you run. Oh it's a little part of Chicago.

That's Gary, Indiana. Yeah. How many lakes in Indiana. Eighty six.

Well that's actually not that many. Let's not not that they could be large ponds.

Yeah. No that's not that many lakes but it is a significant I mean that's there are lakes. All right.

So they'll be just vote for football. Guy of the week. Vote for football guy the week.

We're going to add that one in. Jake is very distraught now. It's OK. I feel bad.

I'm totally fine. Jake, we love you. We love fine.

You can do your little podcast. You're a good son. Bench mob. Go subscribe. We love that podcast. All right. Vote for Phil Soroka, one played football by the week. All right, let's do baby Brian and then we'll get out of here with who's back of the week, Baby Braun of the week. Hank, can I combine mine? Do this. LeBron, you can do whatever.

Is this the first time I have a question real quick. Before would you be. Yes, I think the answer is yes. This is the first time he's ever watched sports.

Oh, I'm going to say, is he doing this like. No, he's just running everywhere. No, I think he's a listener. Forget this is the summer of Braun right now. Baby Braun, he's watching every sport because this is like this is his little vacation away from playing basketball. So he's just hanging out on his couch, getting drunk every day. Yeah, he's drinking his tequila, watching TV. It actually sounds like he's probably having a great time, but he's just amazed by everything that he sees.

Yeah, it was I mean, everything that he sees blows his mind so much like someone who's high.

Yeah.

He might he might might be microdots or he's on his new tequila schepis all the time, which I guess is nothing new for him. Yeah, he is my baby of the week though. He's been tweeting out old clips of himself, kind of like, you know, doing the letter to me on Instagram.

Yeah. Oh I like that hand. But he's been tweeting, you know, there's been clips of him in high school and stuff that he's like, quote, tweeting and being like, oh man, this is crazy. Strive for greatness.

Young King telling himself from future advice for his adult LeBron to be baby baby crying baby brown Yeah.

Yeah. And he baby Braund, baby born LeBron James Jr.. Oh yeah.

He Instagram like pictures of them working out and stuff.

That was going to be my baby. Bron would be Ronnie Brown. He's my baby. Brown of the week is to that. No, but you did LeBron James as a young bron. He used to be said young Brown was Bronnie was Brown baby of Ron Brown. I'm saying that Brown Brown is Baby Brown of the week and also fun.

I always pronounce Brownie is Brownie. Brownie. Yeah.

Like like my little pony. Like I said, fuck my little boy. It's Brownie James. It might be. I don't know.

It just makes me laugh. I always read it that way. My other big medicine in the Bronx is like he's an undercover brownie. He probably is the My Little Pony. So he named his kid Brownie.

He I heard that LeBron James makes all the free agents at the sign wear tails underneath there. I heard that, too.

Yo, Hank has much. What's that, Billy? Hank has a big what has a Hank.

Hank has a bigger one. Detailed email. Oh yeah.

Is that what they're calling from the guy. A really detailed email, pictures and stuff.

All right. Do you have another. You say my other baby Brian. The week was Joe Biden's Dog Scout. Oh yeah. Cross your mom's out here, break an ankle scratch and goes on.

Joe Biden had to go to the hospital. He's got a foot injury, which can be I mean, Klay Thompson myself. A lot of people will tell you foot injuries are very bad.

He's lucky that dog didn't bite him. Yeah. All right. My buddy Brown of the week is Jerry Patterson. Buffalo running back, had eight touchdowns, eight touchdowns like 400 plus yards.

Four hundred nine yards.

I don't know how his coach pulled him. Unreal move. He actually said after he apologized to him. He just didn't know. He didn't know. But someone has to tell him. Yeah. So this is what always amazes me about NFL sidelines and college football sidelines. They don't have a guy that's on the sideline watching TV or just watching Twitter. You should be on the sideline watching television and scrolling Twitter in a lazy boy just to let your coach know about important situations like this where, hey, this guy could set all kinds of records if you just give him the ball one more time.

Could you imagine if you had, like a Twitter watcher on your sideline? There should be just walked up to Matt Nagy.

I was like, hey, buddy, it's not going well.

I mean, it's I'm going to shoot you straight. It is not going well. Yeah, you're trending. Yeah. Adam Gas is trending along with Matt. Patricia Yeah.

Hey, man, you just look, everyone's just saying that you looked disheveled, by the way, Matt, Patricia getting fired just totally under the radar like fire firearm after on a college football Saturday after Thanksgiving by. For Sunday was in the fourth quarter of Michigan, Penn State, right, it literally like that's that's the best time to be fired. You you could very well wake up tomorrow morning and not realize that Matt Patricia was fired until we just said, oh, he was definitely fired.

But you know what I'm saying? Like, you're what you're spending. You're having a little mini break. You're watching college football. You're waiting for NFL, NFL happen. So he's not going to lead on Monday like no one's going to be talking about it. Matt, Patricia was fired.

There will never be anybody who is going to be more unemployed than Matt. Patricia is going to be in the next couple of months. He's going to be the most employed guy of all time, just like sweatpants all the time. He probably won't put on a shirt, definitely not one with buttons on it.

His beard is going to grow out. What do they do with all the gear? Was going to look like a walking jelly suit.

What do they do with all the gear? Oh, he's probably been hoarding that for a while. Yeah. Like, just he knew that this day would come.

That would suck though to like have to wear like. Do you read your closet of all the gear Matt.

Patricia is still absolutely going to wear because that's his free stuff that he got. Yeah. He's got just like a desk filled with pencils that he's been squirreling away for the last two years and then under Obama, then just a walk in closet of lines, jumpsuits. Yeah.

All right. So Jerry Patterson is my baby born of the week. Billy, do you have one?

Yes, my baby Brian of the week. And LeBron would totally do this. But Baby Braun, Mike Tyson, because Mike Tyson showed out, he said he was high during the fight, though.

Yeah, but he's older than LeBron.

I know. LeBron would totally be like, yo, Mike Tyson, my baby Bron. No, you don't understand, baby run. I get it.

I think I get it, but I think I might do that. LeBron Really good bye, baby. Brilliant. Mike Tyson. All you have to say that for someone that's older than him and that's the thing.

It's like he's because LeBron he's like, I'm LeBron. Maybe Brown is is OK. Typically four up and coming athletes who remind their greatness reminds LeBron, of course.

But that's the thing. He was someone does something awesome. And LeBron goes, oh, you know who else is awesome? Me looks exactly like Mike Tyson.

But Mike Tyson fought a draw for pay per view. That was right for him. And he was in his prime when LeBron was like 12. So. Exactly. So I agree that you get what I'm saying. I agree, Billy, that LeBron who's done that, it's not a who's back. LeBron might have done that.

It is Mike Tyson went out there and beat the shit out of him. But, you know, he did. Oh, my God, I want to do it again. Roy users like we go by, the judges do draw scared, right?

You I have a big draw on it. OK, thank you. Jay. Who's your baby brother? Jay, go ahead. Do you have a runner dame running back.

Kyran Williams. Oh I see you hit him with the silencer to close out the game. Yes that is great.

It reminds me of me. Yeah. Hit him with the silencer.

It would be totally LeBron to baby Bron, Mike Tyson know it and you know it's as baby brawn of the week.

Not theoretical. Yeah baby probably not. Billy forgot to do this.

I mean I wrote it down. Yeah. I prepped this. All right. It would be funny who's back of the week. Billy Redeemer. Way before we do. Who's back? PFC, you had a real quick word from our friend screwball. Yeah, actually, this is another who's back to the week, a screwball whiskey because I drank some screwball whiskey over the Thanksgiving holiday. Same screwball. Dejiang You like the peanut butter stuff? Yeah. Screwball whiskey on the rocks.

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All right, who's back in the week to end the show?

Hank, who's back of the week is smoking dope getting lit before games and sporting events. Wow.

Mike Tyson. Oh, yeah. Mike Tyson after his exhibition.

That was a draw that he did not win. He confirmed to reporters that his high shit during the fight. Apparently it's something he used to do. Like you just, you know, smoke weed and fight. And Marshawn Lynch came out and did an interview and said he used to take shots of Hennessy before every game.

I'm always amazed by any athlete that can do anything while they're high. Yeah, it is the most it's crazy to me that you can go out there and box while you're still when I'm stoned, I just want to sit on my ass and like, replay the events of times that, like, we're either really awesome or really bad in my own head even.

You know, it's it's basically it's an easy sport. So it's basically a sport. But like, sometimes, you know, I'll smoke and play call duty and I'm not as good either.

Yeah. Yeah, that's true. You know. Yeah. You think it's like, yo, you know, chill out.

So you're going to be just technically stimulant. You're going to be great.

Marijuana use of marijuana is not a stimulant. It's it's a piece of your heart rate. Jay, can you look that up? Yeah.

Those marijuana, marijuana, marijuana, I feel actually actually I went to Fergin drug classes. Oh yeah. Why. No, like in school they don't do drugs. It's called probation. Yeah.

No, I just because you take a drug test doesn't mean that school not a question is marijuana simulant or just sure. You're lying because he put the biggest jinx in Northwestern this weekend.

Yeah. No I did. Woops yeah. Might have, might have gotten the boys a little too pumped up. Yeah. Yeah. Woops. We sorry.

Prevail in a tough week as dean of College of Medical. Yeah.

Speaking of stealing football guys, rivals just tried to self nominate someone who was Ravell. What do you mean. He tweeted out like as big of a football guys there is is Michigan State's guy with a funny name.

Oh fuck yeah. It's a fun name. Cool.

It looks like Draco Malfoy on the Michigan State. Trey, I go I did get high on Friday and I peed and I got it all into the toilet and I felt like I was a fucking sniper. No, I mean, I like, nailed it, like all into the wall.

I mean, let me you know, it's called jizz. No one has a stimulant effect.

As a result, we can be classified as a depressant stimulant or hallucinogen. Oh, so. All right.

So all the above the city, it depends if you're smoking meds, like if it's ghosty allegedly smokes dog. That shit is a stimulant. If it's purple rain bearing rainbow, push that shit. Is it is it down or if it's.

And that's the hallucinogen.

Yeah. Just anything you do you should do in moderation. Yeah.

Especially moderation because you just until Billy comes around then it's a downer. Yeah. Until my who's back of the week is short shorts in college basketball.

Oh yeah. We've been calling them. I think we said like three years ago that there were starting to come back. They're fully back now. There's like one dude on Indiana that started to bring it back a couple of years ago. Yeah. Now it's like James Wisen was a short shorts guy.

He was for three games. Yeah. Now there's probably like forty percent of college basketball players are rock short shorts.

It actually makes sense, academically speaking. It makes sense if you're playing a sport where you have to, like, dribble between your legs and also like get low and run. Yeah. And not like get grabbed on to.

I've been saying yeah for years.

Short shorts make more sense in basketball and they're cool. I think they look cool. Yeah.

My father who's back the week is journalism fights. So Florio and Chattery. Yeah.

Jacob and first of all, Florio and Schefter had an old fashioned source off on on Thanksgiving night trying to they were the funny thing was what they were arguing about was like the smallest detail possible over when the Ravens would be allowed to go back into the facility to practice naturally.

And Schefter was like sources inside the building say that they're not going back until Monday.

And then Florida was like, that's what the Ravens think. But it's not their call to make Schefter and then Schefter start, quote, tweeting him, and now Florea won't let go of it. So he keeps as more information comes out, he keeps, quote, tweet dunking on Shafter and doing like I.

Love, so I think technically, Mike Florio was correct to say that the NFL was going to make the call as to when they go back into the facility, but Schefter was also still correct that they wouldn't be going back into the facility until Monday, which is what Harbaugh was telling him.

You guys saying the game's going to happen to say, hey, I know you don't want it to. I know I do. I do actually.

Not that anyone cares, but I have Pittsburgh defense for fantasy and I need them to win.

Oh, so that's more important than the Patriots. What do you mean? Well, that's why you didn't want the game to happen. True Patriots fans. Yeah. Hey, you just want everybody to be safe, right? Yeah. If there's someone, it's Pamela Brown. That's right. About that obviously are my who's back of the week. What I was going to say.

You were saying earlier that Harbaugh, if he does get fired from Michigan, should coach the Detroit Lions.

Yes. It's his only way to keep his legacy like to restore his legacy in the state of Detroit, in Michigan.

What about this? What if all the Harbaugh's went together? Yeah.

And coach the Detroit Lions, like as it used on top, like a family. Yeah. You were pretty sweet to it when you say, Billy, I know my whose back is Magic Johnson tweeting things 24 hours later.

So he the big fight happened on Saturday night. And then he tweeted during the Packers Bears game praying for Nate Robinson. And we all actually thought Nate Robinson, like, went to the hospital and something really bad happened. And then I looked at Magic's Twitter and I realized that, no, he's just replaying the fight tonight, 24 hours later, because the tweet before was last night. I watched the fight between Mike Tyson Jones Junior and then started giving his MVP, which was everyone, you know, and won the MVP.

It's not necessarily a bad thing to do every now and again to just knowing what Nate's going through. It's like periodically tweet out praying for Nate Robinson. He's going to need that over the next couple of years. Who's his sneakers are cool. They were. That was all I had. Billy, we want you to beat up, which Paul. Jake we want. Yeah, he's tiny. Can we have you beat up Jake? Paul I will fuck up Jake.

Paul and he's small. Just I need some time to actually learn how to box.

But he will fraud. He's on. He's not six one's own. Your fucking Jake Paul Guy Robinson.

Yeah. They he will walk you off. He's five seven at the talks.

I looked at a picture of him next to Dave for two and they were exact same height.

Dude I how tall. Nic Robertson. How tall is Dave. I've walked around. He's just as tall as he's. How tall.

Five.

Maybe he's a half. Depends on the shooter. Right.

I don't want to fight like I know Jake. Paul would probably never face height is listed as six one. So Billy, he's not actually six one. So this is where we get into the genius of Billy's mind, because Billy thinks that if he can prove that Jake Paul is shorter, like a smaller creature than Billy is like that.

You're right. Billy can defeat him.

My my reach on him. I was watching the fight. Nate Robinson couldn't get close to him. I have a bigger reach than Jake Paul. I would totally be able to pick him out from the outside. Just saying I know would probably never happen because who the hell am I to try to fight Jake? Paul. But like, I was like thinking about I was like, I can fucking fight.

I think we should market you as like a long lost Paul brother that got cut out, like cut out of the entire family estate. And now you're coming in from the bastard side, the bastard son, the black sheep company, covid. It's all yours, Bill. You're the John Snow. This exactly.

Anyway, so I was told if I. Who's back. Who's back. The week is a holiday season.

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That's lovely. Why are you give that facing Secret Santa? 12TH 869 Giammo, who's back? Eighteen. Yeah, I do.

Why would you cut Jake off like the back of the cereal cereal box is the theme this week, I guess, bench mob.

So he's my who's back, but in his eyes, not for long is Dickeyville. Oh, yeah. Because he said he said he's going to die. Yeah. He's definitely he's thinking about it a lot. Yeah.

He's definitely one of those dudes who like if they canceled March Madness again this year, there should be floating in this place.

I believe he's on the call for one of the champions classic games.

Oh, it's a grim reaper, baby. That's just dead. Is dead. Could be 80. What's your numbers?

So I think someone's going to get it right now. Really? Well, Billy mentioned the Cyber Monday. Gift cards are a discount. I logged all the A.W. else who responded with proof and they picked a number. So I'll shut them out if they got this. Oh, I counted only fifty. One of the one hundred numbers in there were picked by people, so fifty fifty shot. Someone gets it right. All right.

I'll go with sixty nine. Thirty four has eighty seven.

Eighteen sixty nine. Let's. Right, well, thirty nine, ten minutes, I thought I had it. Danny What? Thirty nine shout out to Justin Brockmeyer. Oh got it.

He got it all suspended their deal. And guess that Josh Justin Brocks.

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Military dogs can get purple paws like Purple Hearts, but for dogs, that's really cute.

Would you would you fucking read that off a popsicle? No, I started to write down a list. OK, that's let see. That's you know what that is? That's a snap. If I see this snap snap, let me see the cheese for, like, the next time. No, I'm not going to read it. I'm not going to read my life. I'm not.

Let me I'm not talking about selling high dollar. Can't lose parlay do this week. Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. Guess what did. Amazing. Oh my first sports I lose. Who's winning. Who's winning money like you said. Oh like the Patriots win everything wins and then the Cardinals score and you're like all right go cardinals. Because if the Cardinals win, I had a higher payout and there was also a losing pass.

That is a snap effect. That snap effect. Three twenty one. No, it isn't. Here we go.

No reason. I'm not Snapple fellow. I have a compilation of facts from everywhere here. He's our new interfamily everywhere. What anyway, I love you guys.

I love you guys. I have a couple of people from everywhere you go. I love you. Hey, you know what? I love the eight of you out.

And by the way, make sure you smoke detectors have that. Seriously, just just don't worry about it. Wait, what happened out the way? I don't know what to say. Saying today is not the size of a king size. You don't need any media. He. Let's see what's in it for me, it's the same as me, it's the same say. It's the better chance of. Be gone. You are a consultant to China.

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