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Today is Monday, October 19th.

Week six, six weeks face I say a week in Spanish semana say a minor space. We start in Vegas where Anthony Furch sir. I barely even know her. And A.J., what can Brown do for you combined for three scores in a shoot out, Derrick Henry Kissinger plays to Ho Chi Minh Trail through the Texans defense. Some may say Will Cain Fuller was acting in bad faith on Sunday, but he was just asking questions like, can the Titans defense guard him?

And the answer is no. In a twist of irony, noted police hater NWA Will Straight Out of Compton, is now touting a five oh record titans.

Forty two Texans, thirty six left and do not. Plus where Giovani Bernardini isn't just a token back helping the Bengals rush out to an early first half, lead the game, switch back and forth. And the Bengals are getting tired. Before Jack me off, Doyle scored the go ahead touchdown and the fourth quarter Jozy missed masterbate had a good grip on the ball, preventing fall rivers from scoring again. Pangloss final drive. We're not going to sick Bay plowed as he hit that Julian Blackman interception of Joe Purlie.

Thirty one combined with Cornershop to western P.A. where Mercedes's Ben Roethlisberger got into a high speed chase. Claypoole seven minutes in, Kevin Stefanski tried to make out like a bandit but got the door shut in his face when the Browns stepped up a class some are calling the Dolphins trade. Last year, the Lufthansa heist as mink coat. Fitzpatrick has the whole squad. Look at a bunch like a bunch of Goodfellows. Take it back. Take it back. Take it back for six.

The last ten Browns one Pittsburgh you still had here. Boom to centage Steelers. Thirty eight Browns. Seven Black pump bubble. In Jacksonville to push these rubbing up against each other in the Super Bowl, T.J., Hokanson got into the club. That's what the kids call the end zone, T.J. and Matt Kabbage, Patricia, look like a chubby, fat faced little doll. James, here's to you. Mrs. Robinson came up shorter than his fantasy owner, Mike Florio, with only twenty nine yards rushing on Sunday.

Many are asking if the Jaguars have toxoplasmosis as Jacksonville loses five straight and Doug Marone is clinging to his neck like the Lions started for the Jaguars. Six could some spread up to New England, where Phillip Lindsey Buckingham ripped Stevie Nicks Bellatrix heart out one more time as a coach could still hear the Broncos offense forever moved the chain.

Ryan Lizzo took a DNA test and turns out he's one hundred percent win a bitch can't catch. I played like a bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum day. Did I do that right? Tetch nailed it. Boom. Vick Only Fangio made a business decision to exploit Cam and the Broncos shocked the Patriots in Foxborough.

Eighteen twelve oh oh oh oh oh down to Philadelphia, where the Ravens were stirring up a dry martini, taking shots of eagles like they were great goose Sanders speed takes the hand off running for a running pass. These slower guys. This could be a scoring play. Destiny is calling me. Oh good. I've got my Eagles guy Ah Thiago Whiteside the Ravens in a color performance. Thirty Eagles twenty eight. You got a great voice boom Carolina where size definitely matters with Teddy Bridgewater versus Nick Foles knocking huge cocks boom.

Thank you. Teach Skol Commit dipped into the end zone and these bears were tasting grizzly. Mike Davis love the third had the short game working but it was the monsters of the midway that Matt ruled the day as Khalil Mack Miller and the Bears D had one of their best days ever. Now swimming at the top of the NFC North Bears twenty three, Panthers sixteen and Tampa Bay. Watch where Lavonte David Hasselhoff attacked the team. Sounds like a late night shirtless hamburger on the offensive side of the ball.

Cam Anderson brate seem to be running in slow motion, but his counterpart, Rob Gronkowski, had a Carmen Electra performance. Tom Brady traded amongst offense like family, giving them mouth to mouth in a blowout win. And and a touching tribute to former Bucs legend Jameis Winston. Aaron Rodgers threw a pick six and did inappropriate things with his groin type of a thirty eight. The Green Bay Packers tied, oh, a finish in this city by the Bay Santa Clara.

With the battle, the whiz kids, the ball seemed to shrink and George Costanza Kittles big hands. And don't call him Coco because the coronavirus can't catch him in the open field. Robert, Tiger Woods brought his second and third cell phones and turned on the boon burners. You sex addict, addicted to sex. You got it. You got a problem with sex? Speaking of Tiger Woods, Trent Reznor, Williams said, I want to fuck you like an animal blocking for the Niners run game.

And contrary to popular belief, Jimmy Hoffa Garoppolo is very much alive, as he said to Richard Sherwin-Williams, I heard you paint houses, Niners Rams. We're still watching with three minutes left. All right. Week six, we don't have a score because it's still going.

The Rams just hit a bomb to actually make it a one score game. We said to ourselves, let's start taping because this game feels out of reach. And just like that, we also have the Cody Bellinger and the Dodgers just hit a home run. So the Braves are the Braves. We have those games still going on. Like we said at the start, we have two innings left in the baseball game, three minutes left in the football game.

But we have week six to recap. Yeah, yeah. I'm very excited about week six. This was it was a weird week. Not so many great matchups. A big fuck you to the schedulers for only giving us two afternoon games, one of which was the dolphins in the Jets. So really just one and a half afternoon games to watch. This is a situation where they should take like, I don't know, call it the the the Lions game from earlier played on time.

But then just like show it to us as it's happening, as if it were happening in real time on the red zone channel in the afternoon game. Just so I can like you know, I can pretend that there are three games going right. Right.

Where you can say, hey, I'm I'm just confused because I asked a question on Twitter and everyone was like I said, who chooses this? And they said, the networks decide it. But is it the networks for the NFL who's in charge here? Roger Goodell?

Coyula, who can we.

Yeah, well, who's what you like. Should the NFL be like, well, fuck you network. If we want to have, you know, entertain our fans. Yeah.

So it's that the networks that run the NFL owners and if I were on the networks and it was the afternoon slate was horrendous. Yes. Like it was. We'll get to it. But those games were absolute snoozers.

All right. So let's start with the Sunday night game. Like I said, we're going to wheel up. The I mean, the Braves, actually, let's just start with this Atlanta sports fans, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry because I knew the minute that the Falcons won that the Braves would lose because you can't have both teams win in the same day, just wasn't going to happen in Georgia. Georgia being like this is when we're going to get Sabeen and, you know, shortened season.

And the defense is unbelievable. Just it's it's really, really sad for Atlanta. I just I feel really bad. I really do. Well, I mean, you never know because it is the seventh inning right now.

So they could come back into playoff Kershaw playoff. Kershaw could come in and give us all a little treat. I mean, baseball's got to be happy if it's going to be the Dodgers in the race as opposed to the Braves in the race.

Yes, Florida, Georgia line series. I just want to say I'm sorry. So at the taping at the time, were taping this. They're down for three in this bottom of the seventh. I'm sorry. Maybe they'll come back. We will update if it happens. But right now, I'm sorry. I feel bad. All right. Sunday Night Football, the battle of the whiz kids.

Did you hear Al Michaels? And I actually I'm OK with him screwing this up. He pretty much implied when he was saying, like, this is the son of Mike Shanahan and Jon Gruden going up against each other.

I was like, wait, that actually makes sense. Let's just start calling Sean McVay, Jon Gruden. That's all he ever wanted to do in life.

Yes. I mean, if you gave Sean McVay the option right now of disowning his own parents and being adopted by Jon Gruden, he would absolutely take yes in a heartbeat.

They also had the anecdote of the two of them, like not being there very close, but they can't talk to each other in the season because they're all they can talk about is football. So they're afraid they're going to tip each other off on what they're trying to do. So they just cut off all community. They just can't. It's like us doing save it for the show, right? Exactly. Like we can't do this because I will accidentally tell you something cool.

I found out in my hours and hours of film study and then you'll use it against me.

I always just love when these two teams play each other and we get to see all the pictures of how, like the entire Washington Wizards coaching staff was filled with the best coaches in NFL and let them all and let them all walk away right now.

Yeah, this this game, though, to me was a classic NFL game in the case of you're never as bad as you look and you're never as good as you look like. The 49ers looked so bad against the Dolphins last week and everyone was was was throwing dirt on them and everyone was saying they suck.

And the Rams have looked, for the most part, pretty good this season. But you like you, unless you're really, truly one of the worst teams in the NFL, you're just always a little bit better than your last game.

If your last game was a horrific loss, especially if it was in primetime. Right. Especially like if everybody paid attention to it and watched it, that's that's a very good coach. He's not going to have them suck for. They're just there are certain coaches in the NFL. It's like even if they don't even if they have injuries, even if they're rosters and great, they're still not going to suck. And they could still they could lose a lot.

Like, remember when they when they had Nick Boleyn's playing the whole year. And I think they won like three or four games. Yeah. They were still competitive. Right. And that's what good coaching is hand up. We might have overreacted last week when saying that Jimmy Garoppolo stinks and that he's probably not the best quarterback on that.

No, wait, we didn't say that. We said that. We said that he they brought him back to early. Yes. So he is recovering from the high ankle sprain or is trailing sometimes worse than a break, just an ankle sprain. But he he looks a lot better tonight and he's moving around a little bit more than he did last week. So you know what? Maybe maybe we overreacted a little bit. But Jimmy looks he looks good.

But shout out to Al Michaels for saying you're not going to see a quarterback like Jimmy Garoppolo missing an open target down field like that.

Ever sick. Oh. Oh, I wish I was alive in February. Yeah, we watched the I know it feels like, hey, remember Tiger King. This was right before that it happened. I watched it.

So yeah. I think, you know, both these teams are probably the NFC West is just so confusing to me. Yeah. Because I don't think that there's like obviously the Seahawks are, you know, head and shoulders within their defense, within their defense kind of stinks. And they play the weirdest games ever. Right.

So any team in the NFC West could be any other team in the NFC West?

It is it is the most, I would say, the most exciting division in the NFL. And maybe it's just payback for that year. Like, what, ten years ago when the seven, nine and nine Seahawks won the division Bisquick the Bisquick year.

So this is payback. Thank you. Yeah, it took you ten years, but this is payback. We appreciate people forget that the the Seahawks used to be in the AFC. Yeah, they're just a very, very strange franchise. Yes, they are. So looks like the Niners, should we say their backs. We declare them. The Niners are officially back.

Also, George Kittle is one hundred percent back because I don't know how he got that open, but he he deserves a couple easy ones. Yes. Like there are he he gets so many of the hard ones where he has to fight off an entire team and be like man up like a bear and a lion and just fighting through everyone every now and then. It's good to see him get one and just have no one around. I get to run like 10 yards in the open field without somebody trying to, like, rip his jaw off.

Yes, but yeah, Jimmy G looks pretty good. I'd say I mean, Trent Williams looks awesome to they're having to block Aaron Donald one on one a little bit and kind of dominating. But yeah, the Niners are officially back 100 percent back, meaning that they probably finish like nine and seven or whatever. Right, exactly.

Because they have a gauntlet coming up, actually. All right. Let's get into the Sunday Games. We'll start early. By the way, this was overarching theme for this week was every single Fox, CBS, NBC, figuring out the how it started, how it's going mean and absolutely butchering. Just they had the one we were laughing so hard because they had the Big Ben one where it was Big Ben in high school and then Big Ben winning the Super Bowl, which happened like 10 years ago.

So I don't know how that's how it's going, how is it going. But it's so funny when an entire industry figures out a meme at the exact same time, because we saw it in every game, in every game, they were showing us how it's going, how it started.

Next week, we're going to have the pope meme that's going to be on. Oh, my God, we get blanking at some point. Yeah, yeah. Be SEC player.

I do feel like planking is due for a comeback, though. Absolutely. Hewish should have planked on the field after the game.

Planking in the berney. Yeah. So two things. Take a flyer on them. Yeah. One on the internet was was. Oh. One other thing about the Sunday night game and I think it just went final. Yeah. So twenty four, 69 hours. Jimmy G. He knows when the cameras on him he's given that like a little smile. Oh he's hot. Yeah he that's the smile. The guy that knows that he's currently looking hot while he's smiling.

Yes. He knows when the cameras are on like any given moment you could just press pause when Jimmy Garoppolo is on there and you'd end up with like a ten out of ten bumble profile picture from him. Right.

And he's got, you know, the gold. It looks it looks hot. The whole thing is looking hot. Jimmy the Greek. I love when I love when the Niners wear those uniforms they wore tonight.

They're pretty. And the Rams. I'm not a fan of those ones.

You don't like the blueberries? I like the blueberries better than I like. Three Fifty Shades of Grey verrucas. Just get their asses kicked when they were there. That's true.

All right, let's go into them. Ravens thirty Eagles twenty eight. This game was actually very much in hand. Carson Wentz pulled a little bit of a Brett Favre where he was terrible in the first half and then brought them back in in the fourth quarter. He was so bad in the beginning of the game. They had their first six drives. They didn't get a first down. They'd have Jalen Hurts was actually the one who got their first first down.

Yeah, it's a little quarterback controversy for you. But so I have actually two takeaways from this game. And the first one is I'm still buying the Eagles. Yeah. So I think that they're they could have beaten the Ravens.

They could have been a possibility. I still think they have the talent, like if they ever get healthy. But the Eagles will never get healthy if that's like it's always a nice thing to say, like it's dangling out in the future. If we have 100 percent healthy roster. Right. We could beat most teams. I think in the Eagles case it's true. But like you can't count on the Eagles to ever field a healthy roster setting on France to win a war.

No, they're not going to do it. But I still I'm still buying them because the NFC East is terrible. Dak Prescott got hurt and the next four games for the Eagles are giants, cowboys, giants, browns. I think they're going to go at least three and one. And we're going to be sitting here being like, watch out for the Eagles. They're looking pretty good. And Carson Wentz, we I think we talked about a couple of weeks ago, but he it was the Niners game, the Sunday night Niners game.

He's kind of turned a corner of you're not terrible all the time. Right. When when he's running with the ball. We talked about it last week. I think how he, like, extends himself and goes completely horizontal.

But when he's getting tackled, he has he doesn't have the internal clock. It's like it's time to go down. Like you see two different sides of the same coin. Ben Roethlisberger and Carson Wentz, they both try to extend plays longer than they should. Yeah, but at least Big Ben has the good sense to fake an injury before he gets actually injured. Right. And crumples to the ground, takes a couple of plays to shake it off. Carson Wentz doesn't know to fake an injury before he gets actually injured.

So it looks like there's like a pack of seven wildebeest trying to like he's like a wildebeest in there, like a bunch of hyenas trying to tear him down. And he ends up taking like that one extra step and tweaking himself. Yup.

And this is going to sound very, very stupid, but I actually believe it. You know, Patrick Mahomes I have that theory that no one hits him hard because everyone likes him, the member, the rumor that, like no one likes Carson Wentz in his locker room, which was debunked by our friend Chris Long and debunked by other people. But whatever there was smoke there. And I don't think Carson Wentz is a bad teammate, but I do think other players on other teams are like, fuck, this guy's a bad teammate.

I'm a Nick Foles guy. I'm going to fuck them up.

Right. They know that they're not they're not going to get any payback if they hit them late. Like I heard your bad teammate, dude, which could be it's totally not true. But I think that that actually matters. And they're like, fuck this. Let's get the Eagles are also starting to use a lot of the pot passes, which we saw so many pot passes from Jimmy tonight. His his passing stats are probably inflated by like three times.

Just based on those little handoffs that happened to travel like an inch forward, yes, Drew Brees. Yes, exactly. Except they're throwing underhand. Yeah. Which Drew Brees should probably think about doing, but in this Ravens Eagles game.

Lamar Jackson, we talked about Lamar Jackson, OK, you're going to say my second point before I do this. No, go, go, go.

I can bring it up. Lamar, he's not really that great playing with a small lead either. He's a big lead. Yeah. And he's enormously which he can get you. He can get you a big lead sometimes, but he's not really. We talked about him not being able to come from behind at all, even if you're up by like two scores. He's just he's limited sometimes. And the Ravens got penalized a lot in this game.

But I just if you're a Ravens fan, I know I've had my history calling them frauds and all that stuff. I think even a Ravens fan who hates me for saying that will admit that the offense does not look like it did last year. I mean, last year they were incredible. Last year, their run game was better than some teams pass game. They were just ripping off yards left and right and essentially unable to be stopped this year. There's still look good, but it's that extra gear that's like they don't really have.

And I think it's actually not Lamar because Lamar, you know, you could maybe see the passing game hasn't clicked for those big plays, but it's actually the other part of the running game outside of Lamar that hasn't been like just absolutely killer. Yeah. Where they're just running it down your throats and Mark Ingram and they're going for, you know, seven yards a pop. It just doesn't feel the same. So I don't know if they'll figure it out.

I know what's going on, but I think it's OK. And Ravens fans, you can tell me if I'm being unfair right now.

I don't think I think deep down, you know the same thing, that it just feels a little bit different.

Yeah, I think the passing game doesn't look as good as it did last year at all. Like Lamar hasn't made as many times. I haven't been there. Yeah. Yeah, exactly.

I do think that the kicking game is still on point. And Justin Tucker, I was watching him kick.

He kicks like he's going to hit the moon one day. Yeah. Like his field goals go so fucking high. But I'd like to give a shout out. I don't know who their holders.

I think they have the best holder in the league.

No one talks about that would make the holding game is a very it's a very intricate part of the kicking. It makes sense because you have to put it down on that one blade of grass that the kicker wants it on. Yep. They have an underrated holder, whoever that is. Yes. Good job. Good job to you. It might be that guy we know we had the long Morgan Cox.

Right. That's for Cox. Cialis Campbell plays Campbell. He said after the game, this team has championship DNA. And I thought that was interesting because he's, you know, as a person who's been in the Cardinals and Jaguars locker room for ten years, he knows championship team. You feel it when when he sees it. Yeah, but by the way, he's probably got the best voice in the NFL. Oh, yeah. Oh yeah. Just you can say anything big.

It's going to sound great.

But yeah, I think I think the Ravens defense isn't the same Ravens defense that we think that the whole team is this again, the Ravens are very, very good.

We're we're nit picking a five and one team. I'm excited. I think they play the Steelers next week.

Oh, we deem them worthy of examination. Well, right. It's it just feels a little bit different. And it's OK to I mean, you could make the argument for every team right now. So we're probably doing a little bit too much the nit picking. But what else are you going to say? Four, five and one team?

They're really, really good.

They're also it feels a little bit different than last year when they were just killing people that are so great horror.

So I, I saw to the Eagles Twitter account, whoever runs out of count, everyone knows that I'm obsessed with the tweets.

After a bad loss, they tweeted, fought until the end. And let me tell you, Eagles fans were not happy with that.

Really? Yeah, because that is like the Eagles fan way. Like maybe if the Eagles are knocked out, but we're still fight. Exactly. We're going to keep throwing punches and throwing up on.

There was a video of a of a brawl in the three hundred level with five thousand people in the stands and Philly still found a way to fight.

Yeah, well, the dude was wearing a Ravens jersey. Yeah. Inside Lincoln. Funny. Yeah. He was asked, do you have to ask about the elements of provocation?

And then the last thing I had for this game we had we discussed this a little bit off air because we were just we sit in basically every Sunday, we sit, watch every game, make jokes and half baked ideas and say stupid shit. And the two point conversion was terrible by the Eagles to to end the game. And I said to Doug Peterson, seems like a guy that if you peeled back his skull, his skin and his skull, there just be a big bowl of beef stew in where his brain should.

And like that just felt. I don't know why, but it feels like he's a beef stew brain.

Just Pagone. Yeah, just hearty.

Maybe not the most intelligent person, but like Maskew look good, fills you out, fills you up.

Also, he feels like a guy who if he was if you made beef stew, he would get force. Yes. He's like, yeah, let me have some more and then just start farting on your couch like that. That's actually a compliment to the chef. And his brain gets better over the course of the season is all the ingredients start to like marinate and marry inside of it. Like, the later you go with him, the stronger he is as a coach, John Harbaugh is brain I feel like would be maybe, maybe just popcorn know a bunch of popcorn.

No, John Harbaugh, he's he's like pasta.

He's here's what he is. He's like he's linguini with, like, butter, like a very simple sauce. Yeah, I like that.

I also say he's a bunch of perfectly sharpened pencils sitting like he's a pencil holder inside of his brain and he's got a pencil sharpener in there like the one.

Yes. It's a bunch of pencils that are in the process of being sharp. Right. And the old school Boston pencil sharpener that used to be mounted to your wall. Yeah.

So we'll start we got to start updating coaches and what's inside of their brains if you peel it back.

I feel like Belichick has just like a hyperintelligent, pissed off frog. Yeah.

Or he has Belichick just has like a mini Ernie. Ernie Adams. Yeah.

Gödel said Ernie Adams playing in his office or my theory is maybe Belichick has another Belichick inside of his head. Yeah. That's controlling the outside. Belichick. Yeah, like the alien in men in black. There was like one of the small ones and it's like pulling all the levers. I think there's just a smaller Bill Belichick that's telling big Bill Belichick.

And some of them are super easy. Like Bruce Arians, I think we can both agree, is just mithai a shitload of my time. It's a it's sloshing around in his brain. It's a purple crown, royal velvet bag. And then inside of it is by my side. Yeah. He's like, yeah, he was a little some of Bruce's special songs. Yeah. And it's like, wait, is this Krannert. No, it's my my time.

Yeah. Oh yes. We'll update the and oh. For Sunday Night Football I think, I think in Shanahan's brain. A BMX bike though. Yeah. It's a BMX bike with pegs on it, but it's also a little mini Shannahan saying don't talk to Mikveh and vice versa. Yeah. Been like do whatever you do. Don't talk to your friend are they've got each other inside their own heads? Yes. Sean McVay has a little mini Kyle Shanahan had right underneath the surface with a BMX bike in then in Shanahan's head is a little mikveh with his shirt off.

Yeah. And maybe a perfectly, perfectly sharpened beard with his Phillips Norelco One Blade and Innisfree shadow inside that head of Sean McVay.

Inside Kyle Shanahan's head is Jon Gruden said yes, Joe Pete Carroll that isn't there a wall in Seattle, the gum wall?

Yeah, that's just his brain. His brain is just thousands and thousands of pieces of chewed gum.

Either that or his brain is just wrapped in it with a double bubble wrap or like the yellow one with the twisty ends on the side. Yeah, it will.

No, it's actually a it's it's gum, but the gum makes up the Twin Towers.

Yeah. Alongside the spine for sure.

I will update as we go along the season. But yeah. Beef stew for Doug Peterson. Yes. That is that's a hearty big chunks of beef.

There's some barley in there too. Yeah. Really warms you up. Yes. I'm just thinking of Mike Tomlin. He's just got a bunch of riddles in his head. Oh, jeez. It's just it's a bunch of really hard to figure out riddles. Yeah. I think it's like a he wrote for himself. It's a fortune cookie. But the thought of the cookie is a brick just like a or a cinder block. And you have to crack open the cinder block and then you pull out a riddle that makes absolutely no sense to anybody except for Mike Tomlin.

Yes, his brain is just an enigma machine that's designed with a code that only he knows how to translate.

Oh, fuck. Yeah, we'll do more there off the cuff, so we'll come up with them. All right. Next game, Texans Titans, Romeo Crennel. I love this decision. So the Texans played really well against Titans. They take the lead thirty six to twenty nine with two minutes left to play. Romeo Crennel goes for two to try to go up nine doesn't get it. The Titans come down score kick the field goal or the extra point.

Tie the game and then go into overtime and win. I love this move by Romeo Crennel. I know it's probably not the best math move, but you're one in four. You're the interim head coach. You're not going to get the head coaching job fucking you know what I mean?

Like, fuck it like this too, because nine is more points than seven points is right. And this is one of those decisions where the numbers might not back it up.

But it's a total gut feel of how your team is and like, hey, let's go try to fucking get a win and also steal a win.

You can't stop Derrick. Henry, you haven't been able to stop him the entire time, so you might as well. Basically, Romeo Crennel is admitting they're going to score on us. Hopefully we can stop them on their two point conversion.

Right. And fuck with it.

Don't know if they got that conversion. They would have they would have won the game because were been up not.

That's right. Yeah. Yeah. So they're saying like he's just going through the way. He's saying if we kick a field goal, they're going to come down the field and score and then we have to try to stop. Derrick Henry on a on a two point conversion. Right. Which we probably won't do. So let's just try and let's just end it.

Also, big shout out to Mike Vrabel, the time traveler, Mike Vrabel figured out a new way to to bend time. So remember in the playoffs what it was like, him and Belichick having a stare down, trying to figure out like who can milk the most time off the clock, who can stop the clock in these weird ways? It was in the fourth quarter and. Vrabel did an intentional too many men in the huddle on defense, yeah, because it was like second and one day the Texans were obviously going to convert, you know, either on the next play or the play.

After that, they would have milked another, you know, 40 to 40 seconds to minute and a half off the clock. Vrabel took the too many men penalty, gave them a first down, but it also stopped the clock. So he ended up making himself like another 30 seconds of time. This guy, he just he is the clock master that he timekeeper.

Yes. He knows every little trick he does. And then I. I think Deshaun Watson is the most sympathetic character in the NFL right now. Yeah. Oh, poor Deshaun Watson. Wider world. That just goes off like can you like Deshaun Watson is getting wasted. Deshaun Watson.

This is so sad. Yes. It's not only that, but he's actually using his power for good now across the entire NFL because now it became, oh, Dashon Watson is not even going get to touch the ball in overtime. The overtime rules are broken. Hastings So now they need to change the overtime rules because Deshaun Watson, like we went through this with Patrick Mahomes in the playoffs a couple of years ago, even that couldn't get it done. But Deshaun Watson is like everyone just looks at him.

It's like, man, I'm sorry. You're really good. I wish that we could help you out a little bit.

Maybe that's the new rules. Just the rules stay as is. But if Deshaun Watson is involved, he definitely gets to touch the ball.

We want to see Deshaun Watson get it. And the funny thing is, like if he got the ball in overtime, he probably just would have gotten drilled and broken his back. Yes.

Yeah. The quick update, by the way, to your good, bad teams. I think the Texans are number one now. Texans are number one because the Vikings can guess who they've lost that power. They stink as the Texans are going to be.

I think their schedule gets a little bit easier. They did a good job blocking for Deshaun today. Will Fuller has not been hurt yet. I, I think they're going to get frisky. I think they're going to get frisky here. They're going to get a couple of games. The Texans are definitely top of my list of team to beat a playoff team with championship aspirations late in the season and be like, damn, that sucks for them.

Yes, I put it this way later on in the season when you're going through the upcoming schedules for the teams that are in the hunt and on the bubble, when you see the Texans, that's not a sure fire. I know that you know, at that point. No, definitely not. Yeah. So Texans, titans, titans are really, really good.

Derrick Henry now Ryan Tannehill. Yes. Ryan Tannehill. Good. Is it? We made all the jokes in the world, but the step has been taken. It has fully been taken. This is not a statistical anomaly anymore because last year at the end of the year, we're like, oh, he's doing it, but he's just plain out of his head. We're now six weeks into the twenty twenty season. He's got thirteen touchdowns, two interceptions.

He's on pace for forty two touchdowns, six interceptions and 4700 yards. Yes, he's good. Has there ever been a quarterback that has gotten this much better this late in his career? Well, because this is not the same. He's aging like not a fine wine, but like a a perfectly serviceable but maybe a little bit overpriced one. We'll get to it. But it's pretty clear there's really only one reason behind all of this tractor sitter. No, he got away from Adam Gase.

Yep. Like, this is what we'll talk about of gas later when we get to the Jets. Dolphins. But maybe the worst like indictment on Adam Gates's resume is how good Ryan Tannehill is.

Well, yeah. And when you're with Adam, guess you first. You must learn all the ways not to be good at football before you can. Really. Right. It's like Socrates used to say, like the wisest man knows that he knows nothing after spending that much time with Adam Gase. You know that you're dumb as shit, right? You're under no illusion. Like Ryan Tannehill didn't go to Tennessee thinking, you know, the starting job is going to be handed to him, that he was like, hot shit.

He's like, no, I know I've spent all this time with the world's biggest dunce. So I'm I'm a blank slate right now.

Right, right. So, yeah. Ryan Tannehill, very good shower guy. Tell Juan I think he might have torn ACL.

We don't have confirmation. Right? They think they fear. They fear.

Looking good. All right. I hope he's not positive.

Not reporting also to your point of good, bad teams, there are nine teams with just one win right now.

It's very ugly off top. And the Jets, double digit teams, you know, everyone wins. So there's a lot of shit out there.

People want people want Trevor Lawrence. Yes, they do. They do. I don't know. I think the Titans are good. I just don't know.

Every game they play is close. I guess they beat the fuck out of the bills.

Well, we get to see them finally play the Steelers this week. Oh, so Steelers Titans this week. Yes. Ravens Titans are Ravens, Steelers a couple of weeks from now, but yeah, Steelers titans. So one of those teams. Well, maybe they'll tie.

They'll be great. It's just not fair that Traktor Seeto was the fastest ball carrier this week. You can't be that big and also be that fast.

He's so damn good and he's good. Way too early in the year, which is not fair. All right. Next up, Bengals, Colts. I just wrote down Poor Borough. That's all I wrote.

Yeah, literally all I wrote because he's good. And he we there was that mo. Where he was trying to drive home and you see it with young quarterbacks when their offensive line is so, so bad a job as a tough motherfucker, but he, like he had three seconds and then he almost he kind of flinched in the pocket because he was just expecting to get smoked.

And then he but it was the one time his offensive line actually block for him a step back up and completed the pass. He was like, I have no idea what I've been here for this long without getting like a cleat shoved into my mouth. But he knows one thing about Joe Buhrow today. He gets a lot of he gets great spots after he completes passes. This has happened over the last three or four weeks. He'll AJ Greenspan's.

Yeah. He'll throw a guy open to about just about dead level with the sticks. They'll give him another yard. I think the being like, hey, we know your offense sucks is like the line is not in this in the Bengals being up twenty one.

Nothing. I think we all thought like, OK, well how the Bengals going to blow this because it was twenty one nothing. But it was like OK, this is, this can't like they got to be up twenty eight.

Nothing for us to start really thinking. Right. And, and of course the Colts I think we're down to only three and half the Colts. I don't know what to make of the Colts. I really don't. I think I have to stop. I'm not betting on them for the rest of the year because I just can't.

They're too weird. They're just a weird team. And Phil Rivers has just gone to full shotput like he if you watch Phil Rivers, you isolate his throwing motion. At this point of his career, you would not think he's plays any sport.

No, he'd be like, that's the first time that guy. You think he's a cross fitter? Yeah. This guy delivers mail, right? That's what I would not. Phil Rivers across Twitter.

No, I'm saying the the like athletic build, but doesn't know how to hold the ball right from a ball and he'll drop it. Yeah. What's going on here?

To me, he looks like an aging college basketball coach. Yeah. Like someone who who used to be the hot shit that's kind of let themselves go. A couple seasons worth of the grind has gone to him. He just looks like a sweaty he does look like a sweaty UPS driver. Yeah. And yeah, he's he's going like full sidearm with a lot of his throws. Yeah. He's not fully extending his elbow, but it works sometimes. And when they get down to that twenty one nothing lead when the Bengals to take the lead like you were saying it was not safe.

I said when they were up 21, nothing. I was like they're going to blow this game. Yeah. It's like if you have a dream and everything in your dream is happening so perfectly, you tell yourself in your dream like this is a dream. This isn't real. Yes. This is not what happen. And then sure enough, they woke up in the second half and you remember you remember Geno Atkins.

Yeah. Is he still a thing? I think so.

I haven't heard the name Geno Atkins in at least eighteen months. I don't think so. And he's really good. Yeah, no, I mean he was incredible that those years. Yes he is. Still think those years when he when the Dalton Bengals what everyone was like watch out for the Dalton Bengals.

It was pretty much because Geno it was Geno Atkins and dominated Dentsu and Aaron dominated.

Oh those are like the defensive tackles that you talked. Maybe Gerald McCoy too. Yes, but yeah. Geno, remember Geno Atkins? Yeah, he was good. I'd like to hear his name more often. Yeah.

And that Randy Fairbreeze, best kicker in the league now we have we actually don't. He don't. Which is perfect.

Yes. That's actually it's he also hit like a fifty eight yarder. So Fat Randy like we credit to us for pushing you to those heights when he don't want to just be like a giant tuba sound effect.

Yeah. Yeah.

I'm just following him around. All right. Falcons. Vikings. So the ghost, Dan Quinn, the Falcons, they have the death rattle, they bounce back. Classic Vikings, Kirk Cousins, three interceptions. Actually, let's start with vises. I have an idea for Vikings fans.

OK, stop rooting for the Vikings this year. Stop caring about the Vikings this year. Pretend that the Vikings that you are just there are fantasy football team and you just have Justin Jefferson by his jersey like track. Don't track the wins and losses. Don't track the the actual final score for the Vikings.

Just be like Justin Jefferson had nine catches for one hundred sixty six yards and two touchdowns. That's a win for us. That's fun. That's all you should do. Just minimize it. Just hone in, only watch him and you'll probably have a lot better of a time.

Yeah, maybe maybe tune in occasionally to try to catch a glimpse of the fights that Adam Thielen and Kirk Cousins get in with each other on the sidelines. Yes, hilarious. Like little lover's quarrels that they have and I think we said a couple of years ago is like watching two Corgies in a dogfight when Thielen can cause a little this song.

Yeah. Yeah they're, they're just endorsees into the water. They're the most adorable when they fight so cute they have a funny little crinkle nose.

I it's like two Canadians trying to like in an argument over who's going to buy the other person's coffee. Right. That's what they're paying ahead. That's what I assume they're yelling at each other about.

But yeah, Justin Jefferson is awesome. I think he is. He's taken the throne of the coolest new touchdown dance that. I don't totally understand yet, and I'll learn what the dance is, what it's in doing, the gritty yet is doing the gritty. Oh yeah. So like you give me another couple of weeks to actually figure out and wrap my brain around what the gritty is, unless you guys think, yeah, you just look awesome when you do.

Yes. The Falcons do have the ghost of Dan Quinn on the sideline because at the end of the first half and the Falcons were this was a no doubter. They were up and they were winning this game the whole time. But at the end of the first half there, seven seconds left. They were on the goal line second and goal, and they had a timeout and they ran the ball called timeout, kicked a field goal. And I was like, you know what, it's good.

I actually think Raheem Morris is like, this one's for coach. Yeah.

Pouring. Pouring out. Yeah. Pouring out a three pointer for Dan.

Yeah. Let's do everything you're supposed to do. Let's do the opposite here and make sure that we get three points.

I think that it's going to come down to the Falcons and the Texans. What they're playing for right now is the right to present the best case to Eric Benami to be their head coach next year.

I so get ready for the Falcons because Lions at Panthers, Broncos at Saints home against the Raiders. I think they can go four and one in that stretch.

Let's go buy back in. And because I don't know what it speaks to, just how bad Dan Quinn was as a coach because he's a defensive guy. But Raheem Morris had them playing defense today like that wasn't it wasn't. Oh, Matt Ryan. Finally, Matt Ryan played great, but their defense was so much better than it has been. So I think I think you're going to get I think where he Morris might fuck around, just get this job.

We also got a rare glimpse of the supportive version of Arthur Blank lurking on the sidelines.

Encouragement, same as the nonsupport of looks. Exactly. Yeah. You don't have any other look in his life.

Once people know that, sometimes he can creep you out because he's happy. Right. And again, Falcons winning today means the Braves had no chance of winning. And I feel very bad for Braves fans. They're now down to their final out just to update. So I'm sorry, but I knew this would happen.

I do like the Falcons jerseys today to the White Falcons. Yes, those are those are much nicer than the fake throwback ones that they sometimes. Yes. Yes.

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Broncos 18, Patriots 12, if I told you before this game, that drew lock would be 10 for 24 with two interceptions and the Broncos wouldn't score a touchdown, what would you have said the final score would be?

Twenty four to six. Yeah, so the Broncos instead decided to field goal the Patriots to death with six field goals. I love when a team wins with just field goals, 18 to 12.

The Patriots do have a banged up offensive line and they're dealing with a global pandemic and they're dealing with a global pandemic.

They weren't allowed to practice. Right. The limited practice reps.

Bill Belichick shut the facility down out of caution, safety. He cares about the players and the safety of his people more, though more so than winning in a regular year.

It'd be, you know, down, down in the dumps, doom and gloom, but. I think we all can agree that we're just worried about the player's safety and everyone, you know, got it. I want to go, Pat, you want to get to this this season healthy, right? Uh huh, right. All right. What do you think that the chances are that the Patriots missed the playoffs entirely this year?

Zero zero percent, zero percent chance zero percent. I think this is the first time they're under 500 in like 2002. Jesus Christ, that's crazy.

That is crazy. Welcome to the club, Hank. It's just it's comforting just seeing you go through what we've all gone through as fans of normal football teams to.

But this isn't a normal year if it was a normal year, but a completely different story. But it's like we I mean, they couldn't play Cam couldn't play two weeks ago. They haven't able to practice it in practice. Every team there's a run through on Saturday, they didn't because of covid somehow the game probably should have gotten postponed. You know, I'm not going to be that guy.

Yeah, but you did. But it seems like, you know, they postpone last week and then the same thing happened this week. But since I was like a schedule problem and if I was just like, yeah, let's just play.

How are you feeling about camp? He led he had like double everyone else combined rushing on the Patriots. And also Julian Edelman had two passes. So, yeah, I mean, that was coming back.

I mean, that's no, that's one of those things where it's like you can tell when the Patriots are down and they're really pulling out all the stops.

They pulled out the Edelmann pass twice. Yes. So they're trying to get it going. I'm not I'm not worried. Give us two weeks, you know, give us a week of normal practice, normal schedule. And I have no doubt that we'll be back to where we need to be.

Also, the Broncos are cursed since and yeah, it's like there's a league team for the Patriots.

We then I think within like two minutes of each other, big and independently put curses on on the Broncos curse for for cutting our friend Blake Bortles over the weekend. Now, you might say, wait, they can't possibly because they just beat the Patriots. No fact check. They have not scored a touchdown.

Right, since they say Blake Bortles right there. Offense. Yeah.

Andrew Luck through two interceptions. Anaemic offense. Yes. Oh yes. You know what, this is the first time I can ever remember even thinking about using the word, the anemic word for the Patriots offense. It does look kind of anemic.

The Miami Dolphins are ahead of you in the standings.

That's fine. I mean, Patriots, former Patriots coach Brian for. So you root for that. No, but it's it's not surprising.

You've got to like Hank has a flow chart. If it's not the Patriots, then it's second would be Tom Brady. Yeah. And then after that, it's any coach has ever had a cup of coffee. Yes.

Yeah. With that. So Phil, Lindsay was back. He looked good. Melvin Gordon double the DUI and then the strep throat. I was have to be related. Yeah.

Maybe he blew into a dirty breathalyzer and now he can sue the Denver police officers. Yeah. The this game suck though.

This was one of those red zone games we didn't really see much of just flew by.

So instead, I would like to talk about Tim Tebow tweet. We got to talk about Tim Tebow. Tim so Tim Tebow on Friday.

I'm actually shocked that we didn't just stop everything and do an emergency show for this tweet.

I sometimes Perati like when we parody something and then someone does it for real and you're like, whoa, this is too freaky. He tweeted, Would you rather be respected or liked?

Imagine if we didn't have like buttons, but instead we had respect buttons. Would you rather have one hundred and ten likes or 34 respects?

Definitely 110 likes. Y was y thirty four respects, by the way. Why is it there's a conversion ratio. That's how many people like your tweets but don't respect you. The, the, the remaining like seventy plus. Yeah. Damn.

Well he's probably taking into account like irony and sarcastic like.

Right. So he, he actually understands Twitter more than you think that he does. Unbelieve, how high was Tim Tebow when he came up with this on life. On God. Yeah.

Just huffing fucking through the roof. Yeah. Just huffing church air. Yeah. As high as he could be. Yeah. As high as I was when I thought that the Alabama Georgia overdid it. And I tweeted, fuck this kicker for not hitting the field goal. He fucked her over. And then everyone was like, dude, we hit you over an hour, shout out three cheeks that high.

So it's Tim Tebow coming up with a hole like this is a Michael Scott riff, essentially. And also it's the F button and call of duty. Yes, F yes. Gives respects. Right. Is that true?

Oh, so I was just getting respect's all the time.

I would love. Yeah. I would have to pay respects of a dead guy. Oh OK.

That if Tebow like came out with his own version of Twitter dotcom. Yeah. But it was all based on mutual respect respecting each other. I would just I would smash that button on every girl on my timeline.

Yeah. This might actually fix the like social media. Everyone's mad at Facebook about it. Instagram and Twitter just have respect. Yeah, respect.

I respect when Unabiding does cocaine with his friends respect. Yeah. Don't respect. All right. So that was Broncos. Patriots, Washington football team Giants. Yep. Joe Judge off the schneid.

He said afterwards, when the players lose, I feel bad for the players when. The players win, I'm happy for the players, so that's that's so joke. Judge Joe Judge has like a singular stick figure in his brain.

Oh, I know, it's like waving, I would say Jod Self Joe has like an autographed portrait of a shirtless John Taffer and his brain with accountability tattooed on, right?

Yes, yes. Yes.

So, Joe Judge, quite a quote, but yeah, the Giants have have a win. This was the unofficial there's there's going to be a lot of tank for Trevor Lawrence games, but this was definitely one of them that we can look back.

And also, the Giants say something nice about the Giants. The Giants defense actually is frisky. Yeah, they're decent.

Like they're I think their top ten in yards allowed. They're they're not terrible here. You can if you're a Giants fan, you're looking at them like maybe we can because that's really what it's all about. When your team sucks is find one unit, one player, anything to be like, well, if we just build this up, we'll be good.

I think that the Giants are the best conditioned team in the NFL. They don't get very tired at the end game. That's what I would focus on if I was a Giants fan. They they run fast in the fourth quarter.

Yes. And now what is the football teams playing at quarterback? Because. Oh, doesn't seem like there is one a plan. Well, you're just giving us a lot. He still has diarrhea. Yeah, sure. Vasconcellos diarrhea. He was not at the office this week at all because he's just been on the toilet shitting his brains out. They should stick with that. They should say he was not benched for performance. He's just had he's just had the runs for the last three weeks.

And that's really the only way that you can maximize trade value, because they realized after the fact that, like openly announcing that Dwayne Haskins hasn't made a single bit of improvement since Ron Rivera has been coaching him, not a great way to try to get a high draft pick for knowing when you move on from him, you just put him back in, just say, yeah, you have to put him back in against a shitty team.

Hope that. Well, I mean, it doesn't get much.

This would have been the week. Put them back in for practice, put him back in and practice, have oh.

Have like a viral video come out of of practice one day where he just throws a sick passed down the sideline to Terry McLaurin for like fifty five yards. Puts it on dime. Yeah. Just use and be like his butt's better. He's no longer squirting out fudge, he's back to slinging guns. So I think that's really the only way that you can maximize the trade value because otherwise every team's just like we know that you hate him. Right.

So and there's something up here. There's something going on. There's something up here. It's not going to it's not going to work out. Just say it's the water in D.C. He's allergic to the water in D.C. It makes him shit all the time. If he just had a new change of scenery, maybe like send him out to Detroit. He loved the Detroit well, he loved the San Francisco water. He loved. The problem is, you know what?

There are too many quarterbacks in the NFL right now.

Yes. There aren't enough teams that have like a dire, dire situation. There's more coming in.

Like Justin Fields, you know, Trevor Lawrence, Trey Lance. There's there's going to be I do think that we're in a great spot for quarterbacks in the NFL. Right.

We've got kind of a logjam and come through the member. A few years ago when I was like, man, the quarterback position sucks. We're on the other side of that one.

There's like a logjam of good quarterbacks that might improve to being great one day so teams won't move on from them right now. Right now, if you look around the league, there's maybe four or five teams that, you know, for a fact are going to be looking to get a quarterback in the draft. And that's it. Like, I'm thinking through the NFC East right now, Andy Dalton's great quarterback, the R words and the Giants could use probably going to use one Philly, we would say that you might want to take a June 30.

Jalen Hurts is pretty good. But, yeah, if you go through the divisions, there's like, know, maybe five teams where it's like, you know, for a fact they're going they want a quarterback. Too many quarterbacks in the NFL right now.

All right. So next game, we got Browns, Steelers, the Browns are still the Browns. That that sucks for Cleveland because you went and played Big Brother and it's been now 17 seasons. And that was an ass kicking like I know Baker's hurt and whatever you want to throw whatever out there, like you don't have job.

But that was a outand out ass kicking. Like the Steelers defense fucked your shit up. And I actually think, Ben, he wasn't that good. He did the thing where he looked at his hand after bad throw at the beginning of the game, almost giving himself like, hey, remember this in case I'm bad today, I'm hurt. But he you know, he did enough. He had a nice deep bomb and chase Claypool's a beast.

But, yeah, the Browns, that just there's there's nothing worse than thinking you have a good team and then stepping up in class and just getting the shit kicked.

It was a reminder we didn't get fooled though. No, I think we knew I had to steal. Yes. I think that was 2003, 2003, 2003, as last time I was in Pittsburgh.

I wasn't fooled, even though the Browns are, I think, four and two since they had the open casket week for swagger, OK, the original one. So, yeah.

So they've been on a good roll, but like they've been playing very well for the Browns, but they're still the Browns get. Yeah. Get healthy. I don't like I see a lot of people out there saying the new, the new line is that Baker Mayfield might be short, he's gotten shorter, he's gotten shorter, got a rib removed.

Well, it's when he has to stay in the pocket, he can't see the lanes well. So we've got to get we've got to fix that height issue, get some AirMax 720.

Yeah, put the yeah. The Steelers are good. Steelers are really good. I think the Steelers are one of the best teams in the AFC.

This is probably not the best week to bring it up. But I keep forgetting to in the Browns win and you know, who knows when the next time you never want to take for granted that the Browns will ever win another game. So just say it now. Bill Callahan is the best offensive line coach in the NFL. Yeah. So if you're well, because.

Yeah. What's his name in New England, Stanecki? Yeah, probably the best he was. But Bill Callahan is is a very, very good office coach. But what's going to happen is eventually he's going to have enough success. Like when he was in Dallas, he was a great O-line coach when he was in Washington, great O-line coach. He's done a very good job in Cleveland. He's going to get promoted. There's going to be like some old school gym, probably like a Gettleman type that will try to resurrect his career as a as a head coach again.

And then Bill Callahan will go five and eleven, three years in a row and then go back to being off. Right.

Coach, I'm looking at right now the Browns are going to be OK. OK, Browns are going to be OK. They play the Bengals next. So the Browns have the Bengals. This is just I'm picking off wins that I think they can have in the rest of their season. Bengals, Texans, Jaguars, Giants, Jets, I just think five teams.

And so the rest of their schedule, if they can pick off one or two more wins, like they can be a ten win team somehow here, because there are some there are some games that are winnable. Yeah. Yeah, I'm I'm the Browns don't don't jump yet.

Don't write them off yet. The Steelers. What's the Steelers biggest weakness.

Well, Devin Bush getting hurt is bad. I would actually say Big Ben maybe, but not like there's been times where he hasn't looked fully right, though. He's never going to be. He's not prime Big Ben.

Big Ben was never fully in his entire life. Maybe they're secondary if they pass rushers and getting there.

By the way, TJ, what I think like a pitcher, when a pitcher gets he has to tell TJ Watt definitely knew the snap count with Baker Mayfield. There was a few times where you can't be closer to being offsides, but like he was doing the when you're Madden when you just go up at the right time, he did that like four or five every single time, just perfectly.

I think the Steelers biggest weakness is that they don't have a big they don't have a glaring biggest weakness. They don't know how other teams are going to game plan for him.

Yeah, I think one thing they really sucked that then they would sit down every week and be like, well, we know that they're going to do this against us because we stink, you know, kick coverage or whatever. Yeah. So they don't they don't know how to put themselves in the brain of a smart football coach that's evaluating them at Titans, at Ravens next to the Steelers.

So we'll find out. We will find out. We will know a lot about the Steelers in two weeks. If I were to ask you right now, big cat, how old do you think Kevin Stefanski is? What would you say? Pull up a picture of Kevin? Oh, I would say early 40s. He's he's two years older than us. Whoa. And he's got like a full gray beard. I'm looking at this guy on the sideline and I mean, that's not early 40s.

He's thirty eight.

Yeah. But remember, mentally, we both think that or I think I'm a father so. Yeah.

Yeah I do think I'm thirty five, I'm twenty seven inside my own head. But I look at Kevin. I'm like, how is this, this guy's at least 50 years old, but, yeah, this is back to this is the same conversation because you see anyone in a position of power and you're like old person.

Yes, exactly like that. Yeah. He just he was probably a facial.

30 appeared like that's early 40s buying Everclear when he was three years old.

You do? Yeah. You're like, oh, man, that's. Hey, Kevin, that's the cops. Yeah. I'm like, OK, Boomer. He's got he's got a job. He's got a big job, big important job actually.

Even like some some athletes that are ten years younger than me. I'm like, oh that guy's old shit, right.

Yeah. No, this is more about you than it is. It is.

Yeah. It's, it's a million percent about me. But don't look at Kevin Stefanski and be like this guy is 38 years old. That guy looks like he's 50.

No, he's no he's just got a great beard. He shaved his beard. He would definitely look thirty eight probably. It's just the gray beard grey.

That's why I dye. It sucks that Devin Bush is hurt because he's really good. Yes. And he's fun to watch. And you knew it like the second he got injured. He did the pound, the turf, the pound, the turf and then the the hands on the head immediately. Yeah. Are the two signs where a guy gets hurt.

You're like, OK, this is actually and then the thumbs up as you leave being like, OK, well that's a guy is never given a thumbs up. A guy is never given a thumbs up in a scenario where he really wants to tell everybody, I'm doing great.

It's our it's our old friend Bill Withers tweet when he's like, I just want to I want to see a player give the thumbs down.

Yeah, I think it is, is they tear the ACL started off my leg. I'm having a bad time.

My legs and five different mistakes are good with with Steelers, Steelers, Browns know.

Just shout out to Mike Tomlin for waiting to put Mason Rudolph in the game until Myles Garrett was on the sideline. You don't want to be giving him flashbacks on that.

I would. I'm going to change my mind and what Mike Tomlin's brain looks like, I think it's just a very it's a very sharp rock. Yeah. An extremely sharp lot of pointy edges.

Maybe a little maybe like one of those, like fake diamonds in there.

Yeah, it's not worth anything, but it looks like and it can do damage to you and you're intimidated by it. Be a good bookend. Yes. Yeah.

One of the thing about the Steelers, certain franchises should not be allowed to pick up good free agents like Megan Fitzpatrick going to the Steelers. Well, that wasn't a pickup. The trade. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Or they should be allowed to acquire good players. They were the first pick.

I know, but the Steelers, they draft good enough already. They're so good at doing that. I like finding and developing talent on their own. You can't just give them another good player like a bonus player. Yeah.

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The. NFC North leading bears, will you apologize for the Verizon one, Chicago Bears, the would you rather lose pretty or win ugly? That's a quote from Nick Foles, Chicago Bears. The defense is back. The bears are five and one, I don't give a fuck how they're winning, they're going to be underdogs every single game. I'm going to keep betting on them. I don't care. Chicago Bears and fuck it. I don't care. I do not care.

Yes. Matt Nagy. I got Matt Nagy is I actually think I've finally come to terms with Matt Nagy. I actually like him as a head coach. I don't like him as a play caller. OK, so like if he could just find someone else that's called the place that's like the opposite of what he was brought in.

Right. He's gone because he's a hotshot player.

Give Nick Foles could call the place to be cool. I think Matt Nagy is actually a good head coach. I think he actually gets pushes the right buttons, get some guys, you know, the club dub thing. I think it's lame, but whatever it works, I. I don't like his play calling because he he's always like. He's trying to check boxes and he has like a collection of of shiny little plays that he wants to show off that don't work and it's like just let Nick Foles do his thing.

And I let me let me put a little tag on this. The offensive line is not good. It hasn't been playing well. So you could be the best play caller in the world. If your offensive line can't block, it's going to look like shit.

So there's a little part of that. But that for the second week in a row, in a situation where he could run the ball, burn more time, he passes and they don't complete the pass and thank God the defense bail them out, because that would have been an all time stupid decision.

There was a series of two plays where I actually really I think I liked what Matt Nagy was doing because I think he ran a play to set up the very next play. He almost ran a play, ironically, where he put four tight ends. And remember that play. Yeah. And the clock on the goal line. Yes. They ran just straight up like the most unimaginative dive of all time. They're lined up with four tight ends and they just gave the ball to the tailback and said, OK, plunge straight forward.

Everyone knew that play was coming. And then the very next play, they they spread it out. I don't know, weren't sharp. You can look at whatever the formation was. I want to see the personnel was probably like light and it was like eleven, it was like eleven personnel out there. She had one running back, one tight end and receivers spread to the side and then they ran the same type of play, the dive up the middle, which scored a touchdown that was overturned.

But he ran that first like an imaginative play to set up running the exact same play out of a different formation. He's got good ideas. And so so if you're coaching against him, you're like, OK, well, this asshole just obviously ran in a jumbo package. And then when he spread it all out, he's probably going to pass it this time. Sike left turn. We're going to run it again.

But he does that also to the detriment of the team when, you know, I've talked about it before, but he will oftentimes only run it out of under center and not pass it. It just becomes predictable. The situation that I'm talking about at the end of the game, he actually said afterwards, we knew we were going run, run, pass, which is exactly what he did against the Bucs, run, run, pass. So teams might be able to figure that out, that they might be able to figure that out that you're going run, run, pass there.

There's something about these bears wins because they're a very good team right there. Record says that they're a very good team. Yes. But there's something very unsettling.

I don't know. Very good. There are Super Bowl chatter around the bears. No.

OK, so in all honesty, the defense and I don't want to make this about Mitch, but. I'm a big, big believer in complementary football and the psyche of a football team, and I do think the defense has their edge back knowing that they can play and maybe make a couple of mistakes here and there, but fly around and also go after the ball and like almost like a little bit of a freedom where if they give up a couple of touchdowns, it's not game over.

Right. They can take chances. I agree with.

It was like, all right, we have to play a perfect game to have a chance to win with Nick Foles at quarterback. It's like the margin for error is not is slim. So we can be a little bit more free. And they have been playing a more free style and it feels like they have their edge back so that that matters. That shit does matter to me. I don't know. You can you can you can put on a fucking spreadsheet.

That shit is like human emotion, locker room football guys. Shit that absolutely matters when it comes to offense and defense.

Right. But what I was saying was like after every bears, when there's something deeply unsettling that prevents you from, like, fully enjoying it because it's a flawed team. No, a lot of different ways. So, yeah. So this is how it's always even though you will always be, you're thinking back and it's like raising a lot of questions.

You're like, yeah, it was I guess we won, but I'm very, very troubled. It's like watching a Werner Herzog movie. You're like you sit and you think about it later and you're like, that's really fucked up. It was really good though.

The Bears will never be like. Perfect, there's not they're like, you know, the chiefs have been perfect, like last year, there were times when they're like, oh, that's a perfect team. We've done that. The the you know, even like the Ravens when they won the Super Bowl or like you can list all these teams, we're like, oh, yeah, they have no real weakness. If they're playing their best game, they'll beat you 10 times out of ten.

The Bears are playing their best game.

We'll still lose a couple of times because it's just we're I mean, you just point to things like Nick Foles. I like him, but he's still Nick Foles. Like he's still not like there's a reason why he's been on seven teams or whatever it is.

It is not OK with it. And he went to like several colleges because everyone wants him.

Yeah, I'm not going to apologize. I'm not going to apologize. I'm going to enjoy it. I'm going to have everyone doubt us. I know that deep down the bears are destined for a ten and six, eleven and five record and then to lose in a heartbreaking way in the first round and then everyone to shit down my throat.

I know that you and I don't care because I'm going to enjoy it until I have everyone's anus hovering over my mouth as I swallow America's shit.

It would be just a real shame if you guys finished ten and six, made the playoffs and then Aaron Rodgers beat.

You know, they might not. We'll get them. Packers might not make the playoffs. Well, the Bears are in first place. First place, number one, first place. Our loss was against the AFC. The Packers lost against the NFC. The Bears are in first place. I will not apologize. I fucking love this defense. I don't care if it's ugly. Will keep winning ugly Monday Night Football next week. No way that will go bad Monday night against the Rams who just lost.

No way that will go back. No, no way.

Remember, we did the most important player, best player thing to sound smart. The Bears have a definitive best player on their defense. Khelil Mack most important player, Chemex. He's a fucking beast. OK, so if you want to sound smart about the Parousia, you know who really makes it cook a Chemex. You know what?

You can also say to sound smart just because Allen Robinson doesn't light up the stat sheet every week. You can say he's a really underrated blocker. I know he's a great he's a great wide receiver.

He doesn't. Yeah, he doesn't get enough credit. And David Montgomery is not the problem.

The offensive line is. But hopefully that gets fixed. All right. Next up, lions, jaguars. Are the Jaguars tanking?

The lions didn't blow a big lead. The Lions, they maintained a big lead.

Yes, for the first time, which which is more about the Jaguars being just terrible. I think they're tanking now. I don't know. I don't know. So Doug Marouane, after the game, he had a really nice quote. He said, It's being 015 is a big challenge, but with big challenges come big rewards. So he's already he's done a spin zone that sort of said it's always darkest before the dawn. I think maybe he was just talking about getting paid like it's nice.

Like the big picture is I get I cash a paycheck every two weeks.

Yeah. Even though we're only five minutes for a lot of money. Yes. Yeah, that's that makes sense.

The dietary swift look good. Our friend world of Isaac, who's now becoming a regular on mentioning Lions games, did have a tweet that I very much like because Matt Stafford does make throws like Patrick Mahomes and no one loses their mind about him because he's Matt Stafford. But he had to throw like a sidearm underneath, like he had submarine throw. That was incredible. And it was like, this is an incredible throw. If Mahomes did this. And it's not I'm not blaming Mahomes more the media, they would all be losing their mind.

But Matt Stafford, I'll forever say that he's a good quarterback, stuck in a bad situation.

Hall of Famer, by the way. One in five. What's that? That one in five. Yeah, it would be the call.

Yeah, they've had five straight losses. Yeah. Yeah. Great loss. He's saying that that's when it, it's, it's darkest right now.

It's about to be done. When I go to my mailbox and put that deposit into my bank, it'll be nice.

It might be time for another Christmas from own. Yeah. I think he might need to start weeping again. Yeah. I don't. Yeah. I think he said that he's keeping all of his friends employed, which is nice. He's not going to fire as defensive coordinator that she's like as long as I'm the coach he's going to be on the staff also collecting a check. Yep.

So say what you want about the game, but they're probably just going out for some spaghetti and meatballs Tuesday nights for the Phillies. Hey, we're getting paid. This is a classic kind of test case franchise when it comes to my theory of just like the kicking situation on any team is always going to, like, tell you if it's a functional friendship.

Yeah, you talked about this a couple of weeks ago. The new kicker that has never kicked before in an NFL game, they had a kicker that had never kicked a field goal in a game. Yeah, preseason he did a couple of years ago. And then I looked him up. His name's John Brown. And I got confused because it said like the little like nugget that they put on Google when you search his name, says that he's a UK soccer star.

So I was like, wait a sec. Is this guy like a British soccer player?

No, he played football at the University of Kentucky, same amount World Cup titles in the last fifty years. But like very, very different ecosystems, Kentucky, as opposed to Great Britain. Yes, but he made it. He made a field goal. He made it. That was nice. That was you always know that your franchise is in dire straits when the best thing that you can take. Out of the weekend is like this guy that had never done his job before in an NFL game didn't completely screw over.

It's a nice story. Yeah, it's a nice story.

So lions get their second win. They're going to be one of those teams who they might be a good, bad team. Yeah, they will. They have the like they have the bones to look good on a given weekend, but be back.

I think that they're a bad average team. Yeah. They might be below average. I think they're good below average.

Well it depends if we're talking first or second half. So first half lions are a great bad, but they're rest. Yeah, they're resting. Heart rate is bad, but I think they have abilities to be good.

That's just because teams take on the personality and physical parameters of their head coach. Right.

But like the Vikings are, I think their resting heart rate should be good, but they're bad. Mm hmm. You know what I mean? Yeah. They're underachieving where the lions, when they win, that's like, oh, that's nice.

Kind of overachieving, but I'd say the first half lions are one of the best teams in the NFL. If if the Lions and Eagles could, like, figure out a way to just combine their halves together, play an entire game of good football, the human centipede, them.

All right. Jets. Dolphins who. Dolphins 24, jets zero. I mean, there's only one story here, it's Adam Gase, Adam case, there was this graphic that was shown on the TV, this shocking Adam Gase, 20, 15 bears, OK, 21st ranked offense.

Twenty sixteen Miami head coach, twenty fourth ranked offense. Twenty seventeen, Miami head coach, twenty fifth ranked offense. Twenty eighteen Miami head coach. Thirty first ranked offense last year. Jets head coach Latt 30 second ranked offense this year. Jets head coach 30 second ranked offense. They've scored seventy five points in six games, six offensive touchdowns. No one else has less than one hundred. It's I actually am going to zag on everyone and say, like, I I applaud Adam Gas for getting this far in life.

Yeah, it's incredible what he has done and we've said it before. We'll say it again. It is a great lesson for everyone out there. Get yourself next to someone great and have everyone else think that you had something to do with it and you're set for life. Adam Case was the O.C. for the number one ranked offense in the number two ranked offense when Peyton Manning was with the Broncos and Peyton Manning was essentially the offensive coordinator.

Right. And he then Adam Gates's job was to make sure that Peyton Manning's hot tub was turned on when he was like soaking his foot in it, watching practice.

Yes. And then he has parlayed those two years where he was just basically around Peyton Manning to five years, four and some change because he probably get fired this year of being a head coach in the NFL.

It is in your wildest dreams you can't fail upwards like Adam Gates has failed and say what you want about him. But I was listening. You list off all those stats. He's very consistent. Yeah, consistently. Oh, yes. Yes. You know what you're going to get Adam gets there. No surprises.

Twelve and a half points per game. And he's an offensive genius. I think it's possible that the Jets don't know whose job it is to fire Adam Gates.

And that's the whole reason that well, we also have the theory at this point. I think Joe Douglas hates Adam Gaze so much. The best way to stick it to him is make him keep coaching the Jets.

Yeah. And then, I mean, Woody Johnson is the owner of the team, but how involved is he? Like Douglas might be waiting for Woody to put his stamp of approval on it.

Yeah, and he's not checking email over in England. Right. And so, like, I think that I think there's a very real possibility that, like everyone is thinking that it's the other guy's job to make that decision to fire him. And so that's why there's been no movement on it.

It's it's remarkable that Joe Flacco took a twenty eight yard, said I was about to say the play the day was Joe Flacco took a sack from minus twenty eight yards I one shy of the record. I didn't think that Joe Flacco could cover that type of ground play. That's amazing. Like Flacco said, what you want about him, he's still got the wheels if he's able to retreat twenty eight yards before getting tackled.

Joe Flacco is the king of taking the snap, running ten yards backwards and then throwing it ten yards over the sideline. Yes, that's his play. And no one's doing that and drawing a pass interference penalty, which he can't really do anymore because there's literally nobody out. Wide receiver, right? It's in.

Penny can also get the ball close enough. Well, his receivers are so bad that you can't every ball is technically uncatchable. You're trotting out those guys.

Did you see Gregg Williams has tried to to take over. So he. Oh, yeah. The question was asked, like, about your defense. You've given up all this. And he said it's not all on the defense, basically saying the offense is so bad, which is true, but you have to be a fucking moron to say that.

And then Adam Gase apparently replied, shut up and play.

Yeah, I need I absolutely need, like a midseason hard knocks on the Jets. Do we know who's doing the Amazon all or nothing right now?

No, I hope it's the Adam guys should fire Greg Williams right now. That would be great.

Well, no, I think Adam is hoping that he gets fired so that Greg Williams will have to coach the Jets.

Yeah, he's like trying to pass that. He hates them. Yeah, right. That makes sense. But yeah. Adam case, it's I'm sure he's probably a fighter by the time the show comes out. I don't know.

I don't think Greg Williams is the kind of guy that would throw anybody that he works with under the bus. Yeah. So I don't know if that was taken out of context where he said you'll have to figure that out when it comes to the offense. But I'd like to see Gregg Williams just, you know, roll out the roll out the bounty incentive program one more time. Yeah, he should probably put a bounty on Adam.

Yes, yes, yes. Like run into him on the side.

But the Jets defense is so poorly coached when we will do it right. They be offside. They're coached by Gregg Williams.

The I think the Jets are at this point, they just got to be like fucking Trevor. Trevor Lawrence. Yeah.

Like, fuck it, we're not going to win. They're they're. You can look around the bad teams in the NFL, like even, you know, the Washington football team, they win week one and they've been in games or in the game this week. The Vikings, the Falcons both have only one win, but they're in gave the Jaguars, you know, have every now and then sniffed around it. The Jets aren't even close. Like this wasn't even close.

The Dolphins should have beaten them by more dolphins, didn't even play that well. But it wasn't like they're not even playing football anymore. Right. It's a different sport.

They need to just get over to just go away.

I was I was looking at the the upcoming schedule because I have in moments of of honesty with myself, I've thought like, hey, there's a possibility that the Washington football team could get no chance and it's just not going to happen.

And they're not going to want to get the jets should be prevented from getting Trevor Lawrence. Yeah, they should the league should step in.

And Roger Goodell should say, like, for the good of this young man, we're not going to let you screw him up, although that would be like Dan Snyder's like final quest to conquer.

Like I've ruined the development of so many quarterbacks. Maybe I can screw up Trevor Lawrence. Maybe that might even be a bridge too far for me. Yes, I know he loves a good challenge.

So it's the Jets will probably finish with two or fewer wins. If they get to they get to.

It'll be a miracle. It will be a miracle they have that one game. So when I saw they only have six touchdowns in six games, I was like, but didn't they play that shootout with the Broncos? And they scored twenty eight points. They only had one offensive touchdown. Right. They just kicked a shitload of field goals and a pick six. Yeah. And the one off it was Sam.

Darnel just happened to like break free and kept on running.

He accidentally ran for like fifty four yards. That wasn't a design play by Adam Game.

Adam Gates is doing like the producers on the sidelines and he's just like livid. That same dominant figure out a way to scramble for a touchdown, a play that was designed for him to take a twelve yard sack.

The only thing I would say, the only positive I would say is, well, this isn't really positive, your Jets fan, but you'd have to assume that Sam, both Sam Donald and Joe Flacco will be good next year if they get away from Adam.

I guess that's true. That's true. Like the Rintaro.

Like that's the part that's crazy is that we just talked about all that with with Adam Case. And we're not even mentioning because we kind of alluded to it earlier. But probably the fourth in voting for MVP this year is because Adam Gaist was his coach and he sucked forever.

And then he got like he went to the Titans and became good.

Like that guy was coached by Adam Gates and he looked like he never played the position.

I'm actually starting to turn the corner on Sam. I earlier this year, I just thought, OK, he's he's not going to ever be the guy that they wanted to be when when he was drafted. Now, I'm starting to realize, like, just how bad Adam is that I think that he touched I am the same way.

I'm like, maybe, you know what? I'm starting to feel like a lot of people feel towards Deshaun Watson, towards Sam Donald, where it's like this guy has gotten absolutely boned by his coaches. I'd like to see him.

I'm the same way I've been hard on Sam Donaldson. It's more because, like, you know, people loved him more than Josh Allen.

But I. I agree with you.

I would like to see Sam Donald in just whatever a step above the most fucked up situation is. Just show me that was Sam like, he doesn't even have to be in a functional organization. It's just a, like, semi dysfunctional organization. And he might be good.

He's like, if you have if you have a neighbor that just leaves their dog outside all the time and never goes out to, like, feed it or take care, that's that's how I'm observing Sam Donald right now. Right.

And the Jets, just if he just had a doghouse, so not even a dog, just give him a bowl or just like a plank of wood. Yeah, it's like some particleboard. So when it rains, he doesn't have to stand out right in the rain the entire time. That's just like catching fungus. That's it. Just give him a two by four from Home Depot. Yeah. Let him make his own little like nest underneath that. Occasionally I'll feel much better for.

Yes. All right. Last game before we get to Deon, the Green Bay Packers, ten Tampa Bay. Thirty eight. Aaron Rodgers. Inappropriately, disgustingly disgusting act. Disgusting act. Pumped thrust in America's face for a touchdown that was called back is a simulated sex act, a simulated sex act. So two things happened at the same time. Aaron Rodgers, simulated sex in our eyes. On a on a non touchdown, on the Lord's Day, on the Lord's day, simulated that sex and calling Coward tweeted, If anyone sees a weakness with the Packers, just give me a heads up.

I can't spot one. And those two things happened at the same time.

And then the Packers gave up thirty eight points unanswered points and lost thirty eight to ten. Mm hmm.

Yeah, well, the kiss of death from Colin Coward. I would like to think that Colin Coward hasn't lost his fastball that much where he will be able to, like, fire off some good takes about Aaron Rodgers doing the sex act, the old discount double dick. But I think that he's just I think Colin Coward is like in love with Aaron Rodgers. Yeah, I think he's just he's he loves everything that he does. So I'm doubting Howard's ability to move forward because Aaron Rodgers, he typically wears his hats in the correct direction.

So he's a little bit blinded when it comes to evaluating him on that one.

But it was it was an ask him. It was an ass kicking. And I think it's because Aaron Rodgers has been too happy recently, too happy and.

All right. So I'm sure I'll get some blowback for this, but I'm going to say it. This is the same issue that the Packers had last year, they step up in class, they step up against a physical team and they don't look like the same team that was started the season five and or whatever they were like. They they have beaten the Vikings, the Lions, the Falcons and the Saints.

You know, the Saints was good win on the road Sunday Night Football, but the Bucs played physical. They they blitz. They fucking played great defense. Aaron Rodgers looked lost.

I'm I'm not going to say the F word just yet because they don't want to piss off Aaron Rodgers more than already. You know, the world already has this year.

But if you're looking at last year and this year when they play a physical team, it looks a little different.

I think we should just actually want to compliment Aaron Rodgers more. We want to keep him happy. Right. We got so we keep him happy. Aaron, I thought that was I thought I thought it was hilarious how you did that little double pump from the sketch comedy show that came out ten years ago.

I thought. Yeah. And also, it was originally done by Lance Moore back in 2013 in a game and, you know, was very funny and timely.

Yeah.

And you almost you got like halfway to the cervical wall or whatever. Yeah. Yeah. You're almost there. Almost. Yeah.

You nice little thrust. You've totally had a lot of sex dude, if that's the way you totally touch the G spot.

Yeah. Yeah you for sure. You, you for sure got there.

She definitely definitely wouldn't say. Is it in yet.

She squirted air. Yeah. You did a great wonderful job. Also I thought it was cool how the Packers didn't put Jordan love in the game when they went to their very nice back. That was super nice.

And I didn't because I had an all time gambling meltdown when I needed a half a point. But credit to me, I bounce back.

Yeah, bounce back. If Skip Bayless doesn't believe in God, he should now because he hates Aaron Rodgers. Yeah. And the guy that is threatening to take Aaron Rodgers job is literally named Jordan Love. Yep. Like this is a wet dream concocted inside his little weird brain. I need to I saw at the end of the game he tweeted out, Brady greater than greater than greater than greater and greater and greater than Aaron Rodgers at the end of it, put his little stamp on it.

The Packers are going to, by the way, like this is this is why it sucks to even throw out the thought, the hints, the whiff of the F word with the Packers because they're playing the Texans and the Vikings.

Next, Aaron Rodgers is going to have like fifteen touchdowns against those two teams.

This is going to be he's going to fucking torch those teams.

We got a nice little treat to cap off for Sunday, something that nobody expected. But at the end of this game, we got Blaine Gabbert. We got point guard entrain. He made his his triumphant return to Blaine trade, human victory, cigar are the human victory spliff. Blaine Gabbert came in and I don't I think he just hand the ball four times.

Also shout out Gronk. He's back. Yeah, he looked good. He looked young. We also had the Troy Aikman talking about Ryan Jensen's butt sweat.

Yeah, we're like ten minutes, a ten minute diatribe on buttholes because they just ran out of shit to talk about different type of towels. They get shoved up there. Yeah.

Krok Spike needs a little work. He hasn't done it in like two years. It's been since his last touchdown.

You know, Spike was really surprisingly good. Today was Joe Burrowes. Yes. Is a very good spiker. The ball. Yes.

So do you think the the Packers are cursed by the Aaron Rodgers pump by the sex act baby pump?

I don't want to say curse just yet. I'd say that they've got they're having a haunting. Hmm.

There's an apparition. Apparition. What's the word?

Aberration. There's a dog. There's a ghost. That appears. He also said Rodgers said afterwards the loss may be good for the Packers.

Fuck that. Of course it is.

Of course, they're going to fucking rip off a bunch of wins there. Their schedule stinks. Their schedule, they have they played no one except the bears they played. No, they have to play the bears twice. Then they play No. One the. Packers are going to be like 13 three again, and I will call them frauds, and then we'll just wait.

We'll wait to play a physical team will we'll wait a man football, and then you're fucking tossing it around and then smiling and discount double check and we'll wait.

Tom Brady looked like he had all his mental abilities today. Yup. He recovered from dementia, the long nap.

There's a lot of water, a nice massage because it's earlier in the day. He wasn't sundowning yet. If you play him after after dark, he gets confused and forgets where he is and credits the Bucs defense for losing vedova and being awesome.

Lavonte David was sick.

It was you know what I really enjoyed about today's game? It was the rare appearance of Aaron Rodgers trying to make tackles. You never get that.

Yeah, he's only thrown three picks, sixes in his career, which is crazy. And so he got he actually kind of stopped to pick six. He almost had to pick six today. Yeah. But he he got just absolutely ran over by somebody. But in the process of getting run over, kind of like clogged up the lane a little bit and the guy got tackled. But seeing Aaron Rodgers get blocked or try to make a tackle, it's it's completely unnatural act, but it's fun to watch good times.

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All right. Our good friend, coworker, Coach Prime, he is on with us ten, fifteen minutes every Sunday talking about the biggest news from the NFL. Let's start with the game we just watched the Green Bay Packers got absolutely smoked by Tom Brady in the box. What's your biggest takeaway other than after Aaron Rodgers did that disgusting act of humping in everyone's face? The Packers scored zero points and it was a 38 oh run from that point forward.

It was so funny because when he was doing that. All I can see is Dave right next to me saying, yeah, when he's playing somebody that he could beat down, he has this arrogance about him and he's like, yeah, I just heard him just blasting in my ear saying that. And then after the two picks, he never recovered. Yeah, it was bad. Never recovered. It was bad. And the Bucs credit to the Bucs because they're missing feet of a guy who's out for, I think, the rest of the season.

And their defense looked awesome even without.

Where was this where was this book Defense a week ago? Yeah. Like like where were they? And Gronk has finally risen, right? Yeah. It's like old Gronk.

I'm happy that Grant is alive. I didn't know if he was alive. I don't know if he was. I don't know what he was doing these last several weeks. But Gronk is alive.

Yeah. I think he looks like he's back up to what his old playing with was. Maybe with the uniforms you're wearing today because you had those like Pouter, the puter pants or whatever they are.

Gronk looked like big old Gronk and you looked happy. His spikes Sacto. Did you see Spike?

Yeah. He was just, you know, had been in the end zone wouldn't it. Was two years. Yeah. This is the total. He's out of practice with that for sure. Yes. So is Aaron Rodgers washed up.

Oh. Oh of course not. Aaron Rodgers is still the man. Hmm. That was a good question man. That was a really good question.

Can you just say that he's washed up so we can put out a quote saying that you said that Aaron Rodgers washed up and we'll get a shitload of Aaron Rodgers is the man still.

Oh, brutal. What about the Cleveland Browns not being able. So it's seventeen years now. Seventeen years. They haven't won in Pittsburgh in terms of like the psyche of a team that's rolling their foreign born. They're feeling good. They go into Pittsburgh, they get absolutely demolished. Baker was hurt. He was playing hurt.

Well, no, no, no, don't do that. You know, I'm going to do that. His response to that, his review that his critics don't do that. What happened to the psyche of a team, though, after having a loss like that, you know, a promising start and then a loss like that where they step up in class to the big boy division and they get absolutely killed there? J.B., you know that. We know that.

Everyone knows that. They know that their job, they're not varsity yet. So and, you know, don't don't get figured it out. Don't do that. I don't think Baker would respect you if you give him that out. OK, I want him to respect you. Well, so what does he have to do to get up to varsity? Yeah. What are the Browns up?

No, no, no, not Baker. The whole team. That's not just on Baker, the whole team. They're not on that level yet, man. They they got a ways to go. They're not on that level.

I just think about how happy the Browns fans were. And it is demoralizing to have that big test and fail. Like even if you lose close, you can say, well, we're right there. But that was that game was never even close.

I know from from the coin toss. Yeah. They probably lost that. I didn't even watch that. They probably lost the coin toss to. Yeah, that's true. That is true.

What about what about what's going on New England. Are you concerned at all if you're Hank Lockwood, our producer and you are a diehard, unbiased New England Patriots fan, are you pushing the panic button?

No, because that's just time away from the game. That's that's just covid type stuff. What that what we saw today was the tribute to Cody. They those guys are regimented guys. Neblett is like like an Army type team, like they got to be here, do this, do that, do that. And it would it messes up their schedule now and their routine. They they don't respond. Well, don't don't do that. Don't do that.

Bill Belichick would not appreciate that. He wouldn't respect you as a man if you did that. And I want him to respect you. Don't do that. See how that sounded, because I know Belichick is not using an excuse for that game now. Absolutely.

No, he's not. But that's what it is. Sometimes you just have those games. Denver, like Denver. Are you serious? That's why I'm saying this is that type of game, because Denver this was Denver that went in there, did that and they didn't even score a touchdown. That's the craziest part. No, they didn't have very good.

I don't I don't think this poll came out of that MVP conversation that you guys had that. That's right.

It's actually interesting because we had two of those happen today. I mean, Cam was it was more of a fringe MVP guy, but Rodgers like that. Yeah, that's going to be tough to win the MVP with a game like that where he doesn't throw a touchdown, he has two picks and like one hundred and fifty yards or whatever it was like. That definitely feels like with Russell Wilson Mahomes maybe Josh Allen you throw in there, Lamar, the defending MVP have like that.

Yeah. So proud of you. Yes. I'm so proud of you by saying, Lamar, I'm so proud of you.

That's a really and it's going to be it's going to be tough for Rogers to to to come back in the MVP race for that. Now, are you ready to respect the Chicago Bears that are now first place in the NFC North? Five and one. No respect, they're underdogs every single week, I saw their underdogs next week, Monday Night Football against the Rams. What what do they have to do to get respect, consistency offensively?

Defensively? We know what they bring to the table, but everybody's just waiting on Foles, his slipper to come off. You know, I'm a Foles guy. I love me some Nick Foles. That's why I can't stand Philly, because they wouldn't have done anything without Foles. And it's showing they're not going to win anything without Foles. But I love Nick Foles. I just want him to prove to the world that he could be a consistent starter. That's what they're waiting on, consistency.

Now, if he can prove that, would you put the bears? Are they are they in your pretender pile or a contender? Because I I'm fully on board team. There's no and I'm going to tell you why you're wrong, because the bears, they win the weird games that everyone expects them to lose, but they do it enough where that's just their pattern. You are what your pattern is. The bears are a are a weird kind of bad football team that's actually really, really good.

I wouldn't say bad. Hi.

How are you going to ask for my opinion and tell me.

No, I'm just ready. I'm ready, you know, because they're going to be the bears are going to be fifteen and one and they're going to win every game by one point. Yeah. You're still going to be sitting there because they stink. And at some point you have to say who your record says you are. Yeah, that five and one. You are who you are. And that is what is. Right. I'm you can't ask me something did jump me when I give you an answer.

That's what I do. Well, your answer sounds push me your answer. I want to I want to separate and find a new way of saying that. Yeah.

You know what I will get I'll go get me a jump talker and a customer. Yes. We all want I come on air and I'm going to talk to him and he will do all my dirty work. You know what? I think KFC is the guy. OK, ok. All right.

He thinks he can do that for you. Yes, he could do that for you. All right. I got I had one last question. This is you you went against your own advice. The Falcons, they have the Dan Quinn firing and then you get the bump that you talked about, which I thought was an unbelievable point, how after a team, you know, fires their head coach, guys in the locker room are looking around and saying, like, what do we do here?

We're playing for our job. We're probably not going to be here next year because we're not the guys guy. And then you went against it disappointed because they hurt me. Yeah, there's a bump last for more than one game. Can can get a little run going. It's like it's like making love once you get it.

You sleeping out now they're sleepy, but you get that second Nutro like if you have the refractory period, you know, I'm talking about.

Yeah I know you are going to take that bait. I know you're going to throw it happens. It's not like and afterwards you feel like you're pretty much dead and you have nothing to give the world. But now I understand what you're saying.

They had like a little bit of a bounce back. But yeah, if you're so if you're like the dolphins right now are excuse me for the Jets right now, Adam Gase is pretty much like a dead man, right? Like there's no way that the locker room was following him.

It's not just him. The quarterbacks do like the quarterbacks, plural and the head coach. They're connected. They're the only two that's going to have a record. You might as well get ready for the sweepstakes. You know, that's what they're going to pick you up. Trevor, I'm sorry, you. Trevor Lawrence, thank you. But we can't forget Trevor Lawrence sweepstakes. That's what they all know. This is pathetic. No, but but but I've always thought now it's it's it's hard to tank in the NFL because it's hard to get up.

It's a physical sport. Yeah, but you think that they can they're not trying to they just suck. They don't have to try to take they just got to do what they've been doing.

That's why they're not firing at him because like he's found the magic where he's not trying to tank, but he's doing a really good job of tanking anyways.

So they might get better and then miss out on Trevor Lawrence.

But let me tell you something that's going to happen. I feel like Trevor Lawrence. Is going to pull Elway in a Eila. Mm hmm. And say, I'm not doing that, we're not.

Where do you think I'm not going to play? That's what I'm saying. Is not New York. I can't see that I can't Washington, I can't I just can't see it. Is something wrong with the organization? You can't have it. It's not too many that's too many consecutive quarterbacks in the system. That's bad. This is bad. They had really won, what, since Rick's right. Yeah. And that was based on the defense. That was based on how deep it really wasn't even his his final tally as head coach of the Jets was even below 500.

It's been like, I think 25, 30 years since they've had a coach that finished above 500.

Right. And you think that kid want to go there with all he's accustomed to winning, winning and more winning? Ain't no way in the world he's going to pull, Eli.

OK, I know I'd like to hear from you from a perspective of like a player inside a locker room. What does it look like? What's the difference between you always hear about like good organizations with good culture and then, you know, trash organizations that that can't get their culture together? What is like the actual the difference as a player, like on a day to day basis between, you know, playing for a good organization that has their shit together and one that doesn't commitment that commitment.

And the expectation is sort of like when I was in Atlanta, I love the Smiths, the ranking Smith, Taylor Smith, all those guys, they were good guys. But then when I go to San Francisco and put Eddie DeBartolo and Common Policy, it's a total different expectation in the locker room, a totally different feeling amongst the team in the front office. There's a whole different expectation. There's a different commitment to excellence, just totally different. And you want unless you're in it, like the front opens from Atlanta, had no idea who they are or who they were.

Unless you go and really spend time with somewhere like the San Francisco 49ers of that era in a decade is unbelievable.

It's totally different. I mean, I, I definitely agree with what you're saying, because I've heard and you look around the NFL, a lot of people will say, like the NFL is a bunch of franchises, that there are a handful of franchises that are consistently trying to win the Super Bowl and everyone else like that's it.

Like there's everyone else to try to make a little money. Right? You make a little money and maybe sneak in the playoffs every now and then. And then you have like five or six franchises. Like this is our commitment to try to win the Super Bowl every single year.

You are accurate, my brother. That's why I love you sometimes. There we go. Sometimes sometimes I'm just going to start respecting the bears a little bit more because they're five and why we're not apologizing.

I love myself, Nick Foles, not the other Nick. It's all talk about. But I love Nick Foles. Yeah, you love it. Yeah.

There's a lot to love. Yeah, there's a lot to love. A lot to love.

All right, Don. Good. Coach Prime, I got the guy's name wrong today. Give me the name again. Trevor Lawrence. No, no. Oh, he Zeehan called gleni balls.

Lenny Balls. Oh, yeah. Anybots, the other guy that I was. Oh, Thomastown Town. Bob Yeah. You're getting you're dipping into it was Tug's down is no town like Youngstown.

Youngstown, Ohio. Yeah. Tung's down Deon's you know, we're finding out we're not the NFL Network.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Tung's Brown Bob is a totally different guy with a different guy.

Yeah. Yeah. That's a different guy altogether. All right, guys. Unbelievable. All right. See you, man. Thank you. All right.

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Yeah, no, it's just I don't know. I don't know why you're sitting in Billy's seat. So, like, it's reflexive.

We're going to have to roast you. Yeah. Yeah. Reflects it just feels natural. Like if you were sitting one over I wouldn't have said a word. But because you're in Billy's seat, it's like I just want to I just want to bust you.

You need a punching bag. Talk to like Billy's our guy, right? Yeah.

So you're just going to have to be it right now. Thanks for dressing up, Jake. I like those pants, actually. Yeah, they're actually really.

Do they come in your size. Oh God. All those to have some. Suck it. Billy Billy football. What did I do to deserve.

You're sitting in Billy seat. It's very simple. SAT there. Yeah. OK, Jake, we only have four spots, we have five nominees, the other half, we have to help me. We're going to whittle it down. Yeah, OK. All right, let's do it.

First up, Dolphins quarterback to a tongue of Alloa. He went back to the field and sat around the 15 yard line in full uniform to FaceTime his parents and soak in the moment after making his NFL debut.

I love it to four to 10 yards. Very nice. But he did not his hip did not fall off during the game, which is what we all. Yes. Yes, I like that, too. I like just becoming one with the field. It's very less Myles's just soak in that moment just soaking wet.

Just he should go and dig down onto the field.

This is actually the other side of the football player retiring that refuses to take off their pads for like an hour in the locker room. Yep.

This is the beginning of the career, which I hope is a long, illustrious career in the NFL.

Friend of the program Titans head coach Mike Vrabel. This is from Tuesday. So he locked in a spot earlier in the week, gave everybody in the organization a game ball after Tennessee's win over Buffalo following the team's covert operation.

I liked that. Yep. Just spreading all the germs everywhere. Love it. Rams running back running backs Coach Thomas Brown. After rupturing his Achilles during practice Thursday, he, according to Sean McVay, walked right off, didn't flinch and won't miss a beat. OK, I like that too.

I would like to see him get a scooter on the sidelines, though, a scooter or like some sort of homemade GOGGOMOBIL that he can use. Yeah, just like teleport back and forth. Do you don't have the Northwestern coach on there to you?

I did not. OK, because this also happened to Northwestern coach.

I think it was maybe a wide receivers coach. He looked like he tore his groin in practice and they had the clip and he was just doing all the drills. And everyone kept on saying, like, Coach, are you OK? Yeah, fine, fine. As he's skipping around the field trying to play through the pain.

I also like the idea of the coach now using the training facility, like getting the same treatment done at the same time as the players.

Yeah, like he's doing his rehab and, you know, he's pissed because he's like, can't make the club in the tub.

Yeah.

Next up, we have a random West Virginia fan who customizer Jersey named few covid with a number 19 Enmore to Saturday's game versus Kansas. I love it.

This is what we need. We need to shame the virus itself more. Go at it. Yeah. For you know what we've been we've been it's like being in training camp for a while. We're sick of hitting each other, getting into arguments about spreading the disease. We need to actually just go out the common enemy, which is just gross, the virus we should fight covid.

I would imagine if covid we just get. Yeah, like be a man covid fight us.

I want to hang out next to somebody who has covered and just punch the droplets coming out of their mouth.

Mm hmm. And then finally, we have Kentucky head coach Mark water boarding with hydrochloric Clorox bleach, bleach, bleach, much there ass Mark Stoops after not police their assets porn. Right, but bleach your ass after his team's win in Tennessee showed his excitement.

You watch porn, Jake?

No. OK, wait, Jake. Say to his last name again, it's hung up by law. You practice that very much practice many times. I looked it up right before to confirm that we're not going to have another Hillaire incident.

Codewords, l'air. There we go. OK, perfect. Finally, we have Kentucky head coach Mark Stoops. After his team's on that, Tennessee showed his excitement by saying, quote, We haven't won here and I am tired of that in the locker room.

So didn't swear. Oh, he did that. Oh, yeah. What do you say? What words did he say?

I can spell it out if I feel like I think as a journalist, you know, it's like I'm mad at you. No idea what he said to accurately portray what was said.

You know what your daughter Jake, your Milward, you're making the story about yourself now by not saying it was written print journalists, they put it in quotes and that's OK. Put it in quotes, air quotes, not no speakings, different speaking quote.

If you just say quote, was it a slur?

Yeah, it sounds like it was a slur. How would we know? Funny.

If you see, I got a and I think it was leaked because one of his players was on IG lives.

So I don't know if this is supposed to get out there, but Matt Jones tweeted, OK, what?

I think so. Mark, who do you want to kick out? Well, Mark Shub should be in there anyway, because I think I saw a tweet that they stopped on the way to Tennessee to hold a practice.

OK, so he's in there.

I think he's got a natural clock like most football guys do. If they if they spend, like, longer than four hours without a whistle around their neck being blown. Right. It just feels unnatural. They have to reset that.

I hungry. I'd vote tongue. You know, I think we should vote the guy who got hurt because he doesn't want us to draw him to the Rams.

Yeah, he does. Yeah. We're drawing attention to his injury.

Did that are Vrabel because Vrabel was last week. We to also if they're not going to take the virus seriously, then we should not take them serious. Sure. It's done for our. Yes.

So thanks for coming out. Ribs. No, we can't do that. Ribs. Let's do this rampantly back. Yeah.

Because I think that he would be upset that we even talked about him being hurt. Yeah, he's not. Well, no, he's hurt. He's not injured. Yes. Right. So we'll kick him out. Thomas Brown. All right, everyone vote for it. Football guy.

The Week presented by Phillips Norelco. One blade. Let's finish up. We got who's back of the week.

Henry, Daniel, go ahead, skell boy, I have a few who's back to my first one is Will Smith, who won exactly both of them, but not the one that we think know. Yes, there's too Will Smith's back. Neither of them are the one. That's what I said. Yeah, right. Well, I know which ones to think because I was watching that game.

So in the wars, the Braves. Dodgers. Yeah. Will Smith, the pitcher on the Dodgers versus Will Smith, the batter on the Braves and Will Smith versus Will Smith took him. Yarbo took me out.

Took me yard off. Yeah. And Tim Gourgeon, I tweeted at the time, but I'm pretty sure Tim Kurkjian just ejaculated everywhere because that is such a fun, quirky football or baseball moment. Yes, that is that's the ultimate baseball moment.

My mother who's back that week, is the pope. The Pope, good pope, the Peguy, Big P, big P..

Although I think this is like this might have been like, what's the pope's name? They catch the pope.

No, but what is is it John? They're all named John.

Oh, yeah, that's right.

But I mean, before that pope. Yeah. His name, you imagine like if you grew up with hands as like your buddy when you were like teenagers and the pope was like running around smoking cigarettes with you.

The Pope Benedict. No.

Francesa yeah. Mike Francesa. Pope Francis is actually his name. No. Yeah.

Pope Francis. It's Pope Francis. All right. There we go. His name's not John. We just learned a lot about religion and we didn't know. So why is the pope back?

Pope memes are hot in the street. This might be, you know, steelwork big Kath, just trying to get, you know.

Oh, big cat trying to get into the to the youth of America. Pasto, Big Kath, they should put out like this invented Twitter handle. We should do that and just don't mean so talking about.

Yeah. All this gambling tick talks of praying huh. Yeah.

I'll be as one of those classic Internet things.

We had a six pack of communion wafers every Saturday morning Saturdays for the wafers. It was it was funny, you know, the first few and then every single little boys would also probably work in the kitchen.

I don't know.

Every single account that's ever existed had to make their own pope jokes and Pope Meems and they killed it within like 24 hours.

Yes, it was very confessional. I thought it was Rudy Giuliani. Whatever. Yeah, nice. No, Rudy Giuliani actually looks like a dead person. Yes.

Walking like if you if you were like, what would a dead person who's still alive look like, that would be Rudy Giuliani.

All right. I wonder what the God save the the makeup artist who has to sit down and talk about Rudy every time he goes on TV.

I thought you were saying, well, I think it's just Rudy that does it to himself. Yeah. He just like he just headbutts a of found powdered donut. Yeah. Yeah, we're good to go.

My who's back of the week is Nick Saban back battled bravely back from covid in less than a week, I think.

So there's some speculation whether or not it was a false positive test. But the rule was like you have to have three negative tests come back within a 24 hour time span. Yeah. If you want to be allowed to coach again. And then I'm pretty sure they just gave him a test every five minutes. Yes. They were just like testing him non-stop, just spitting constantly in a bottle.

Yes. They just had like a beaker that was in front of them at all times.

My favorite moment from Nick Saban getting back on the field was all the journalists being like this sends a bad message that Nick Saban is bigger than college football. It's like we're just finding that out.

Yeah, it wasn't like ten million dollar contract. Nick Saban is big. OK, yeah, you're right. I got like we can't have that. We can't have people think Nick Saban is bigger than college football, even though he's literally been bigger than college football for the last decade. Nick Saban is bigger than the pope and he is the most powerful man.

He's probably the third most powerful man in America. I'd say the most powerful in the States.

Yes, all of them. Yes. Oh, yeah. God damn it. We finally found out that Nick Saban. Yeah. Is more powerful than the college football.

We're definitely going to get some some Paul Finebaum callers talking shit about Korona, too.

Yeah, I would love to see the conversation. Like Mark Emmert trying to, like, have Nick Saban not coach. Like, can you please Nick Saban just shut, like, probably just hangs up on him.

He just be like, fuck you. And this is. Yeah. So Sabeen talk to my talk to my assistant, Saban probably like figured out the process for how he's going to defeat this virus. Very early on, he had this game plan for it. And this is like the ultimate boss for Nick Saban. Yeah, he's going to he's going to weep because there are no stronger enemies left to vanquish after he's already crushed a contagious disease like Clemson.

Clemson. Yeah, Abos got his number. That was such a kocho. There's very, very few times in like to see an Alabama run where you can get Alabama, like under a touchdown and everyone being like, I don't know about Bama this year. And like, OK, I kind of do because they're always fucking good and they're not like peak. Bama put Mac Jones is is good, really good. And Jalen Wardle is electric. Yeah, we we're talking about it.

Last week they had Henry Rug's and Jerry Judy and Jim longwalls better than both of them.

Yes. They've got awesome receivers. I still think Reggie is going to be as good, if not better than what they just their fucking sick.

They're sick. All right. My who's back of the week is JFK Jr. He's back or was supposed to be back. Didn't show up.

Oh, he was going to show up and arrest him. He was he was trending on Saturday.

And I clicked it and I was like, what's going on here? Apparently, there was a theory online that JFK Jr. would come, would has never died and was coming back to announce that he was President Trump's running mate. Oh, shit.

Yeah. I mean, I love that like these theories in all these theories, it has Mike Pence being a kook right is like what happened to Pence, right? So he's the JR. He was going to like where he been. Has he been, like, slow? Probably like I don't know what is flying around the world. Chappaquiddick. Yeah, Chappaquiddick. Just like practicing water landings. Yes. Yeah. Just he's just been hanging out there.

Him and Harrison Ford have been going on like a coast to coast, just one constant like flight back and forth, getting their pilot license. Yeah, getting instrument rated. He's been hanging with Amelia Earhart.

Yeah. Wherever she is. OK, so. But he didn't show up. No, he didn't. But he was back for a minute. He was trending, which is kind of cool. The trend from the grave. Yeah. I mean not be canceled.

I think it's one of all of our goals to like at some point go viral on a platform that did not exist at the time of her death.

And but like especially not cats, because, like, people trend from the grave, but they're usually being canceled right from the grave. This one was like, hey, dude, he like Saturday, October 17th.

I mean, JFK Jr. is about to show us how incredible would it be if that was true, though? Just once.

I want one person to be dead forever and show up what happened jr originally he will die.

He flew his plane into the Long Island Sound. He died. I didn't know that. Yeah, that's right. Right. All right. Well, maybe not. So it goes so he might be alive, but I just once like Tupac.

Like just what Elvis wants. Just one of these guys just show up and be like, guess what? Amelia Earhart like, hey, Steve Jobs still here? Yeah. Steve Jobs this. Just give me one. Give me not Hitler. Know that. No. Any of the others give me him.

I mean, there is like a whole underground conspiracy theory that he is alive in South America. Right, exactly. Recently. Steve Jobs. Yeah. Both Yeah I see it man. No, no, definitely not the everyone else.

Give me one of these cool stories where a guy just shows up and is like, hey, I'm here.

You know what they need to do, Tim Apple needs to at his next press conference exhibition thing where he unveils the exact same iPhone again in a turtleneck. Yeah, he just he forgot the most important part with something so extremely shitty that Steve Jobs can't put his tongue anymore is like, this guy's ruining my company.

Yeah, I'm back. I'm back, baby. All right, Jake, you're up. Dickeyville. Yes.

Yeah. Cause I saw the movie in the off season, but his raise celebrations in front of his TV and his personalized razors. They are electric. Yeah, it's great to see. I need to see him jumping back into his hot tub wearing the polo shirt again.

Yeah, it's just the voice, the best celebration. I really wanted the Astros just to to crash the party and just not know what to expect. I hate them.

The rays are the rays are like a.. Purist baseball. They play that whole thing on a spreadsheet. Yeah, they're fucking nerds.

Wait, Jake, you just said you just said the word a yeah.

The Houston Astros. Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes. He said ass and titties.

Which one of you knew we could get you guys Gavaskar?

Also, there's all these clips that are coming up. Of course I've curse before, but after the Brennaman thing, I've.

Oh, that was your that was the line in the sand. Like, I will never curse again. No, it's just it makes you never say that hard f bomb again. I really my thought it was funny because Jake was Jake was actually concerned about that. He's like that really opened my eyes. Like it can all be gone in a second if you say something. Yeah. It's like, like Jake spends his free time, like dropping hard apps just like strutting around the office.

Well you homophobic slurs. Yeah. Oh I really need to cut that out of my vocabulary.

It's in the best part about all of this is that like if Jake swore on camera, this is the only job you can't get fired for. But it would be the worst thing for Jake because he'd be like, I'd be stuck with these guys for the rest of us.

Yes. My guess is this is hell, yes. It's very easy. It's a lot easier to not start a habit than it is to quit it.

Jake, Jake is not afraid of getting fired from the job he has. He's afraid of only having this job.

Yes. I was like, yes, pretty fired from the job that he wants. He's like, could you imagine anything worse?

So I apologize retroactively for those clips.

Apology not accepted until you swear. Now there's a drive to deep left.

Do you have a fact for Jake? Animal fat. This is the part where you does a great deal.

Yeah, oh, oh, oh oh oh oh.

There's a lizard in South America that lives on Hitler's property.

How about this one? Duckbill platypuses are the only mammals that lay eggs. Mm hmm. That is good. That's really good. That's crazy. That is crazy.

I bet you haven't seen me after some chili. All right, let's do numbers.

Eighty nine. And then, by the way, Wednesday, the best interview we've done this year. Yeah. With the coolest guy we've ever saw. Some people that someone. Yeah, a couple of people. A couple of people had a correct.

But you'll you'll be very happy because it was an awesome, awesome interview. We don't we have we don't hype interviews ever since J.J. Watt hype it's.

But this one's hype was as awesome as it could be, like via Zoom. Correct. But it was still very, very, very good. Yes. All right, nos.

Who wants you guys give me a show. Ocho Ocho. I'm going to go with eighty. What would Billy pick. Sixty nine.

Yeah, eighty one is my number. Eighty one eight eight eight eight eight eight eight lucky 880 seventy nine D. I feel like we need to shuffle it like hand shuffle next time because the numbers at the bottom though shot.

Yeah you're right, the single digits are all down to five. Yeah. All right. Well hand shuffle next time. Yeah.

For Wednesday. Show our great interview.

Good luck. Godspeed everybody. Try to get through our first Tuesday night with no football and what seems like forever. I don't know what I'm going to do.

Yeah. Tuesday. Well, double Monday. That's true. Yeah.

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