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On today's part of my take, we have Trace McSorley from Monday Night Football, the best football game of the year. Doolittle cleanup on that. It was awesome. Tons of storylines, great football game, exciting and a terrible, terrible beat.

Well, not actually that terrible. We can explain that we have Giannis signing for a ton of money two hundred and twenty million dollars staying in Milwaukee Hotseat Cool Throne. We have a social media account manager. How do we say that. Social media account. Yeah, a manager, a manager from Maryland who actually gave us behind the scenes of what it's like to post horrific football scores against his team. There were like two years when everyone was calling them ninjas.

You're like a social media ninja. That's about as clean as you get.

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Yes.

We're just going to run with that. I'm going to run with that because I get it run and choose. Let's get all those out of the way first. Hey, big guy, did you hear that Lamar was about to drop the Browns off at the Super Bowl? Oh, that's good.

Did you hear that at the end of the game? We know. Did the did the Browns or the Ravens went for the final do the other?

When they went for two, they got that well, they got that final deuce to cover the spread to pick out.

Did you hear that Lamar was running through the bowels of the stadium?

Dude, it was so bad on on Twitter. And also it was so good. It was so, so good. It was so bad all at the same time.

It's also very funny that I kind of wish we had a job in TV for those moments, because if you just make just the most subtle joke ever, be like, holy shit, dude, that was awesome. The poop joke. And I laugh at it. I'm not I'm not saying I'm above that.

Please, if you saw the shots that they did of the three man booth, it was greasy. It was Steve Levie and it was Louis Reddick. And Steve Levy had no pun intended, the biggest shit eating grin on his face because he knew what was going on. He knew what the conversation was, and he knew that he couldn't say it, much like the JDP hand stuff. When he knows that, he can't say that. Yep. He was just sitting there smiling and letting the other two guys talk and he was looking at the camera like Lamar right now is shitting.

I want to say, you want to hear it. Everyone everyone thinks it. Everyone's thinking about it. I was shitting I was upset because I had to go take a crap. I left my phone out on the couch. I come back. Lamar is racing game time. I had cramps during the game. Lamar's missing game time. I had just missed the fact that Lamar was taking a poop while I was taking a poop. Yeah. So I understand how it must have been for him.

My big question is, why didn't Lamar just stay in the game and have Dirie in his pants? He should have done that.

I mean, maybe he probably had cramps and he's probably telling the truth.

It would make him way less likely to get tackled if he had just Springstein Miles. Garrett's hitting him over the head with his own diaper.

Would you scare come back in the game? He got hurt.

His elbow got rolled up. And I don't know, I mean, with all the shit that was going on.

And then it was chaos and the loser of the entire night, because I don't even. We'll talk about the game in a second. The loser the entire night isn't even the Browns. It's the fact that Paul Pierce's entire legacy is just any time someone might go to the bathroom during a game guy want a title? Ten tons of all star games. And he was trending. And then Lamar even said, I didn't pull Paul Pierce. I actually had cramps.

Yeah. So it is I do imagine Paul Pierce just minding his own business, trying to watch football, and then all of a sudden he's trying to he's turning out.

He probably knows that when he drinks. Yeah. It's either somebody got stabbed or somebody had diarrhea during a game right there. Everyone's getting their jokes off on Paul Pierce.

So the actual game was phenomenal. The Browns, I, I hate to do this again because we talked about it on Sunday. With what game do we say both teams won? Oh, the Dolphins. The Chiefs.

That kind of was a bowl. Teams win game because the Ravens needed the win, obviously, to get into the playoffs.

They have to kind of win out here. Put the Browns when they're down fourteen in the second half in there. And again, they're down with like two minutes left. Those are Browns times to just be the Browns. You're right. I mean, even the two point conversion that tipped off of, I think, Kareem Hunt's hands and went into Donovan Donovan Jones hands, like those are Brown's moments that don't go their way. And, yeah, they lost.

But you lost to Justin Tucker being a fucking monster and being able to kick it from anywhere. The Browns were impressive in that game. Baker looked good, composed like he had a bad interception. Bounce back from it. I don't know. I just I like what the Browns do. I think Stefanski is an awesome, awesome head coach. The only thing you could fault him with is that they score too quick. And I do believe in that.

Yeah. I mean, they they scored too quick to end the game, especially with a kicker like Justin Tucker on the other side.

So the only reason that it's not also a win for the Browns is that the entire city, Cleveland's mind goes to looking at the rest of their schedule right after the game. Right. Because now doubt has crept in like a little bit, you know, a little bit of that. But that's all it takes for Brown. We own the D stands for doubt, doubt, yeah, brutal is what I'm sure, Jeff Dilo just kept repeating to himself through loss.

Brutal, absolutely brutal loss. But your mind does go to a bad place if you're in this situation, right. You're scared. Your record right now is not in three. And when you see nine and three, you're like, we're an awesome team and the Browns are a fun team. Those Browns from last week can win the Super Bowl. The Browns from parts of the second half last night could win the Super Bowl, the Browns at the very end of the game, not going to be able to win the Super Bowl.

But your mind goes to the place like we've suffered through every other kind of heartbreak. This would be like the season long equivalent of the fumble. And they have to win two games, right, to get in?

No, they could win one and get in maybe. But they need some help. If that were to happen, they could win one to get in.

And they do have the jets they've got. So that's that's pretty that's pretty much a ten wins. They have ten wins.

And then maybe the Steelers in week seventeen aren't playing. Ben, maybe maybe they beat the Browns next weekend. But that's that's why it doesn't feel like a double win, because if you're a Browns fan, you think like this has happened before, we might be fucked. I still think the Browns are going to make the playoffs. I wouldn't be too concerned, but it's it's definitely a possibility right now.

The other remember the Dolphins to have a pretty tough schedule coming up, because I think they played the Patriots, the Raiders in the Bills.

So there's going to be you're I don't think the other nine and six teams are sorry, nine and four teams are all going to run the table here, you know what I mean? So, like, that would be you kind of if you can beat the Jets and then win one of those other two games, you'll be OK.

You'll be set. Yeah, but that's where their mind goes. And I understand I've seen them before. Absolutely. I also thought it was pretty sweet when at the end of the first half they threw that Hail Mary and Baker was he did the coolest thing ever. He knew he was on TV. He knew America was watching me. Just starts pointing down feeling like go deep. He's saying like, go deep three seven. He said he just threw out the end zone just to be like, what's up?

He's got a hose. I got a hose out. He's got an absolute hose and then on.

So yeah, the Browns, I agree with you. The doubt creeps in a little bit here. Their defense is not good, but their offense, like you wanted Baker to have a game where he bounces back from that bad interception primetime game. Ravens have a good defense. All those things the Ravens survive, Lamar Jackson makes like Lamar Jackson still misses throws that he should make. But he also is when he gets hot, he's a playmaker, pretty much like unlike anyone else except Mahomes.

You know, he he that that play he had where he comes back in and fourth down and throws it deep to play at the end of was it the first half when when he scrambles and throws it deep and they score at the end of the first half, like he makes plays that very few guys can make. He also misses a lot of guys. Also Hollywood Brown drops everything. So I think if you're the Ravens, you're like, hey, we can get hot here down the stretch and if we can get a little mojo, we're going to be back in this picture because other than it's the chiefs and then everyone else is kind of in that good catch and bills.

Remember, we move the bills, bills and then it rolls is good. Yeah. So it's like, OK, anyone could do this. Yeah. With Lamar, you can't just evaluate him as like a passer, just like a traditional passer, because he is he's made into a better passer when he's running the ball and when the ball's in his hands, he changes the way that defenses play him. So he's able to like he's able to engineer easier throws for himself by manipulating the defense, thinking he's going to run.

He was awesome running the ball. And when he's awesome at running the ball, it makes his passing a lot better. And guess what?

Like, I've been hard on the Ravens. I still think they're frauds. But what I've always said is I want to see Lamar come back late. And he did that last night. Yeah. So you have to give them credit for that. You can't be a hater when that happens.

Both both Baker and Lamar had some bad throws, but they also made some big, big, big time plays. And it was awesome.

My football, we were due for one of those last night's game was life affirming. It was it was the reason why we watch sports. I texted Big Cat after the game. I was like, can I can I request can I request a post game? I didn't reply asking me. I feel bad for people who don't watch sports tweets.

And it was like twenty minutes later I was like, oh shit, that was for me. There was one moment in particular that it's going to be seared into my brain because it was as old as the march it was going on. It was as Baker was driving down the field, the Browns fans were awesome. There were people wearing full mascot costumes of giant fuzzy dogs, high five each other. The Browns go down and score. The Ravens are stuck in quarterback purgatory.

One of them's in the bowels of the stadium. And the Browns go back and score on a pass to Kareem Hunt. And then they cut to the pylon cam as Kareem Hunt's extending the ball into the camera of the pylon cam. And I was like, there's no better sport in the world. There's no better television in the world than to be sitting here watching Monday night for. And on top of all that, obviously, there are isn't a packed house, but there was enough weird Browns fans to give us some laughs, though we had the Browns and Ravens fans jawing at each other.

We had the Pumpkinhead, we had the sad dog face like this as it was drinking a beer.

Yeah, like there was enough of the crowd shots. And in Cleveland charm, they gave us the full experience. It was just a beautiful night. It was a great, great night. And I the only thing I'm going to say, and this is a big time trigger warning for all Browns fans, I make this analogy often, but it is like watching an M. Night Shyamalan movie and the dogs in the backyard and he's barking and he's going crazy.

And you look out in your backyard, you're like, shut up, Fido, why are you barking? And then you go back inside and just, like, live your life. Little did you know the boogeyman, the alien. The disaster was coming and that was why the dog was barking on that dog. You got to get rid of Cody Pakhi right now. Cody Park, you will fuck you in the face if the Browns make the playoffs.

There is no sure bet in the entire world then Cody Pakhi doing this to the Browns. I said it when when Cody Pakhi double doing it. You can go back and listen to the show we did on that Friday and I was like, I'm nervous about Cody Park. I think he's going to fuck us because he did it all year. He's doing it again all year. Cody Pakhi will miss a big kick in a playoff game for the Browns and the Browns will have no one to blame but themselves because everyone has alerted you.

Everyone has been that dog saying, stop, stop, stop, get rid of them, get anyone else, do the Vrabel and don't kick. Yeah, just do anything but have Cody Pakhi kick in a big montpensier.

No, for you it would be better if Cody Pakhi got in the game. Now what if Charlie Parker gets in his three uprights. I want and then everyone forgets the double and then he goes on Good Morning America. So does a car wash maybe goes on more AFC. There's nothing wrong for you. Sorry Brian. So.

So just retract that entire last. Well, no, I'm rooting around. I'm rooting for that. But I don't think I can be blamed if it happens because I warned you. OK, so I gave you the warning. I told you is going to happen. And if it happens, I'll be the happiest man in the world because then we'll talk about that, not the double drink. But I told you that this was coming and that you better be ready for it.

And the Browns are just going head first into a disaster and they have no one to blame but themselves.

And then there was the ending of the game, the the safety that they took to end the game. Jarvis Landry took it. They need to figure out a way to run that play more efficiently because most teams, when they try to run the toss back play at the end of the game, they just they just keep going backwards. Right. And backwards. The trick is you've got to you've got to find a seam cut and then have some guy that's always behind you that you throw back to.

And that's how you open up the game a little bit.

Oh, very easy. They're easy to do. It's impossible to run.

But they just catch the ball and then run backwards and then try to keep throwing it. But it just kind of give up. Yeah. Maybe at some point you can just punt the ball.

Can you put the ball on that? You can't put the ball in that you try. It was so either Ravens minus three, it was very, very happy. I don't think it's considered like the worst bit ever. If you had the Browns only because you went from a push to a loss, you have to go from a win to a loss for it to be true. It's bad. It's it's horrific. You thought you were getting away with a push.

Don't get me wrong, it's bad. But like worst beat ever category has to be that you're winning the bet and all of a sudden you're losing it, not push. Because like I was I was ecstatic. I was very, very happy that I was lucky for me. Extremely lucky the gambling gods will be coming for my ass. But I also like, pushed to a win, pushed to a loss. It feels different than when it shifts all the way.

And depending on how much money you had, if you had like a unit on it, it's not even that bad because that's a story that you can tell. Right? Like you were on the receiving end of that play. I'd rather I'd rather lose on that play and be like, oh, man, I can't believe I had the under in in Raiders Colts, man. That was like, who cares about the story? One more game story. This is a great story because I, I took the Browns to cover on that Monday Night Football game where Lamar Jackson spent half the time getting rid of the Chipotle that was in his anus.

Yep.

Pooping himself. All right. We have traitorously on we say one thing about the game. We're forgetting one thing, Skorgen me has got to give love to them.

So happy for me. I was so happy for you. You were the real winner. What are the New York Times Square? Gombert say the percentages of Skorgen me happening would be, I don't know, but this was the one thousand sixty first unique score.

There is something so unique and thrilling about the post, like after the Xeros Safety or touchdown, where that moment where you're like, are they going to count it? Because they they actually had that moment where they didn't put it up on the scoreboard.

And Levy said forty five to forty two first.

Yeah, we all were litum so they. Because party thinks like they could just walk off and just just let it just go and be 45, 42. And that was that's a heart stopping moment. Unbelievable moment. And if you missed the whole game, well, here's the recap. Lamar Jackson proved why he was named MVP the league last year. He came out of the locker room after being injured, went on a game winning drive and put his team in a position to win.

Justin Tucker hit the field goal to seal the win. That's Magic Johnson's OK.

Good recapture magic. It's magic hurting himself. He's a blogger now that he logs in and he writes a blog about what happened last night. In sports, Justin Tucker hit the field goal.

To seal the win is the most boring way to describe an awesome play.

By the way, I call bullshit on 1061 different scores. How is it possible permutations that final score on the account?

There aren't that many numbers showing you there. You can say, Billy, you know, math, Bill, we're being positive. Possibly it is five p.m..

No, you'll understand that later on in the enovid like possible scores that have happened. Yes, I'm aware how it works.

I'm just nice. Pfft. I'm just saying my brain says, OK, teams can score in between one and 100 points on one side and then one in 100 points on another. Correct. That should only be two hundred different scores.

And really it's only like fifteen scores. It's like fourteen. Ten. Yeah. Seventeen, twenty, twenty four. They're not football numbers. Right. I dispute those facts. Yeah.

That actually totally made up what a scoring Tommy was a fraud this whole time. Like who would actually check it.

No one.

They hurt but he would want you would be able to live in a house of cards houseflies. Oh we've discussed this offline off the show, but it is kind of participation, trophy culture that some sports books are giving money to people that I hate.

I hate that participation. Trophy culture. Yeah, no, no. Passell Sportsbook will not do that. We have actually had that conversation with Dave. We because that's because then it's just every time you lose you're like, where's my free money. No, you want the scars. The scars are what make it fun. Being able to say that you lost that bet makes it fun. Not like, oh, I lost a bet, but also I got free money back.

Come on. Come on.

It's all just for Ravell tweet, by the way. Ravell pretending like he's not going to hedge his bet that Ohio State minus twenty six bro you have to put down like one hundred thousand dollars whatever. I'm not I'm going to get mad. Not going to get mad. Haven't thought about this. Not going to get mad. OK. Yannis, Guyana's got paid back five five years, 226 million, yes, to twenty eight, twenty twenty point two.

Who's counting to twenty eight point two? I am. I think this is actually great for the league. Oh, you're great for the league guy. Oh, yeah, I like it. Absolutely.

If you get it, you can't win these arguments because Twitter is just so knee jerk. But if you have ever criticized hyper teams and then you criticize Giannis for staying in the hypertensives teams hyperdrive think hyperdrive super teams and then you criticized Giannis for staying in Milwaukee. You're a hypocrite.

I think that's why I said hyper because I was getting a hypocrite. Yeah I think it's great for Milwaukee. Yeah. If I'm, if I'm a Bucs fan obviously like I'm going to be pumped about this but is it. I don't think that Giannis is the type of guy that will pull James Harden like three years from now. I think he might three years from now if they're not winning. Yeah. You think he's just going to be like I'm leaving.

Yeah, because I don't think take the money and then you worry about the wrestling couple of first round exits.

Yes, yes, yes I will change man.

I think Giannis is happy Milwaukee. I think we need to applaud players like Giannis.

No I am, I'm applauding him but. But let's just be realistic here. He still has an out because it's the NBA and any player can say I won out at any time but you have to take him. Taking the money is good for Milwaukee right now. It's good for Giannis It's a win win and that's in that respect it's a win for the league because you have a little bit more parity. You have the small market teams like teams drafting a superstar and be able to hold on to him is important for the league.

I really believe that. But with all that said, if they get bounced like four years in a row, he'll be like, Yeah, I'm out.

What do you think Giannis is going to buy. And we know his name is Yiannis but we call him Giannis. What do you think he's going to buy with all that money. That seems like a shitload of money for a guy like he just got introduced to smoothies two years ago.

Yeah, the problem is he lives in Milwaukee so he go to shoves a lot. He could buy Cruz and Shubat. You go to the Dales right. Yeah he can go. The devil's in the details. I like the deal. Yeah.

The Dallas he could Bubba Burgers. Yeah he could Bloody Marys. He could probably like buy the entire package. All the shares. Right. Yeah. I mean talk to me about every hickory basement.

Wisconsin invent a new bloody Mariette's Silberman's that has a euro in it. Mm hmm. You know, he should do just turn like Culvers. The entire shit little the entire coast of Milwaukee turn it into the Mediterranean just by like fifty yachts and a new sun. Yes, it's on top of it. Yeah, it build a sun bill sun pay for the brightest light bulb to ever be invented.

Yes, I do. I do appreciate Twitter being like if I were in the NBA I would play for like five million just and get rings like, like in.

And the idea that Giannis I think he could have made hundred like eighty ish if he had went somewhere else. Instead he's making to twenty eight being like dude what do you need that extra fifty million for.

It's like well that's a lot of money and that's like this is a guy who went from nothing to having wealth for his family for generations.

That's pretty fucking cool.

He also strikes me as a guy that appreciates the fact that the bucks they they didn't you know, he wasn't the first overall pick. They invested time into him and they like they worked with him because they saw something in his future, tried to develop into a great player. And obviously, like he was probably just was probably going to become a great player anyways. But I feel like he's got a little bit of loyalty to the team because they went through that time together where he wasn't a superstar.

Yeah. And so, yeah, it's good. I was going to say it's good for Milwaukee, but I like you being a good for the league guy.

Yeah, no, it's good for the league. I truly do believe that because you don't want I mean we don't want four teams to have all the best players. You also it is nice to have small small market teams compete because otherwise it just becomes like, OK, the Heat and the Lakers and the Knicks and the Nets are going to play every single year. I don't know.

It's good for the league. I'm in for it. I'm in for two and good happy for Giannis happy for Milwaukee. And I don't like the box but I'm happy for it. For I know fans. I'm friends with fans of the Bucs and they have been stressed for a long time about this.

I'm headlines like dealing with the jokes, with the conversations. We've said this before but I like the idea that the NBA has become a league where you talk more about the off season than the real season, where it's not Giannis about winning MVP, it's where John is going to go.

That sucks if you're a Bucs fan. So to have that pressure kind of released for a little bit is probably nice.

I'm just glad that we don't have to endure eight months of teams putting up these like weird transactions, like fans of teams going to the the trade machine. Yeah. And being like who says no to this? Like shipping the entire Phoenix Suns. Right. And doing so like working out the sign and trade.

Seventeen dollars for. Contracts. I'm just excited we don't have to deal with any of that, so, yeah, he's he's going to stay in Milwaukee and he's going to lose to the heat in the Eastern Conference finals. Yeah, and they're going to yeah.

They'll start basically making letting him shoot threes in the playoffs in the real and blocking him from going to the rim and the bucks will get bounce. I like this.

Their general manager, John Horst, said, this is our Super Bowl.

We work every day of every year. We have processes and decision making filters. We go through them and there's confidence in that. So this is their Super Bowl. Congratulations to the Milwaukee Bucks for winning the Super Bowl.

And just one last note, just a reminder that every single team scouted Giannis except the Knicks.

The only team that didn't go to Greece so fucking funny.

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LaVar Ball. What happened to the Angelo got cut No.

One day and he stole all the headlines while all the headlines were Lansvale and two other players. Disrespectful.

That sucks. Who else at the lamb on the hustings.

He's one of the three players expecting the Cottonmouths.

He'll find his way back. Lamark, Willie? Yeah, I don't think so for sure.

I'll called the Pistons a Ragazzi is health franchise. So, you know, he had his he had his, like, week where he had all three sons in the NBA. So I guess I guess you can say he's a man of his word. He was proven correct. Yeah.

And I mean, to be able to call that shot and actually have it work out, I, I gained respect for LaVar Ball this offseason.

How can you not the odds of that happening are very, very, very, very low. And he called it and it happened. Making fun of him getting cut is a little baller move. Mm hmm.

Not a tiny little ball or energy in my cool throne is Coach K, so he's been getting a lot of heat on these airwaves especially, and it's all over the world.

Deserve it. But the coach that came out and criticized him, the Alabama coach, he apologized. Just people who's just another coach probably try to have him killed. Who, just a Pittsburgh coach or just a coach in another conference.

That that doesn't matter.

Breaking news is not James trying to break insignificant?

Our freshman Jalen Johnson out indefinitely with a foot injury, according to John Ross, in nine seconds ago.

I thought that was thrown a nice little let's get all our best guys injured. So we like well, we dealt with injuries.

Yeah, maybe maybe Coach K should have changed his shoe contracts after Zion, huh?

You know, who hasn't complained and their team sucks. Cow Kentucky is terrible. Coach has not complained. Well, it's not complaining. Neither was Coach K. Yes. Who cares about the safety of the players?

Jeff Capel, who is another just another coach man. No, just another coach in the league showing respect for the coach. I don't know. He said for me, I got really upset by it because how much I care about him, the one coach in particular that made a comment, it was interesting because I know exactly what coach did for him. I know because I was the one that helped facilitate it. It's disappointing.

He helped facilitate. Yeah. Getting a job. No, that's he got a job.

Coach got this guy a job as an assistant for Hurley at Buffalo.

Yeah. And then this guy came and tried to talk shit about Coach K. He apologized. Is that is coach was proven very, very clearly. Give a wink and a nod. It'd be a real shame if all the secrets about this guy were to come out. Yeah, real shame he threatened him. He threatened NATO mates in public. Yeah. He think I know where NATO came from, I know how he got his job, God forbid someone started talking about the passenger in NATO forces.

That's Donald Trump saying, be careful, Ted Cruz, I will spill the beans about your wife and your dad, in fact, uncoached his name.

And that's exactly what he did. So Coach K is back. And also Jeff Capel. Translation I still would love to have the Duke job after I'm done at Pitt O million percent.

This is him making sure that he's in line for this. Yeah.

Hey, Coach, I still love you. Let me kiss that ass really old. Swear to find a horsehead in his bed. Mm hmm.

Is that hey Coach K that's threatening people with the Coach K Standing Marathon presented by Henry Lock.

No, I'm just trying to defend, you know, one of the greatest coaches of all time on that. I'm one sports podcast. He deserves that respect.

My hotseat is all the haters of Roger Goodell, all the haters that think that Roger Goodell is a bad human being who doesn't do the right thing, doesn't all the time, because I think that we should say thank you to I think we should be appreciative of Roger Goodell for saving lives, probably thousands of lives. Doubtful by not having NFL employees skip the line to get the coronavirus vaccinations first. He's I don't know if you've noticed this, but it was mentioned like five times over the weekend.

It was on ESPN a couple of times. It was on Monday Night Football denatures saying Goodell has made the announcement that he will not have his employees go to the front of the line as essential service workers to get the kronenburg.

We've got to figure it out there. We're just pretend it doesn't exist. So it's good. So thank you to Roger Goodell. No, I just think that it's funny that, like, he had to issue a release saying we're not going to we're not going to take spots in the vaccination line away from people that need the disease, even though we are the NFL and we're more important than everybody else in the world.

Is it crazy that I actually if like so people are going to get mad if the NBA or the NHL cuts the line? Right. Obviously, they'll get mad. Yeah, but I actually don't think that that's that the hospital workers 100 percent need it.

First Bills fans every year, Bills fans and hospital workers need first. But if your goal is to get people to sit inside and not go out. I've being like, let's make sure sports happen is kind of a decent way to do it, right? So like the back in admin at PornHub, that guy should get it, too. Yeah, I do.

And if you want PornHub is actually on the hot seat. I forgot about that. What they did is criminal. Well, I'm Insatiably Yuji's.

They're trying to save against criminals, Hank. Oh, wait.

You're saying they're on the Hotsy because they deleted all that porn? Yeah. Hank doesn't know why they did. Yeah, he doesn't at all.

So you want to take that back before we tell, you know. OK, ok. I was like human trafficking. Yeah. Revenge porn recording. People who are like under the influence are under certain ages.

They basically let anybody upload anything.

Right. So YouTube wants to take that back and they have much cash flow.

So there's federal crimes that were on there that got deleted as opposed to only fans, which like actually takes a long time to get an account.

We know that when they verify this is Hank, are you still mulling it over? Yeah, he still might be. Think of still coming to that.

No, this is why I only watch most. I guess if you only watch more stuff, then you're never going to be putting yourself in danger, accidentally doing the wrong thing.

My cool throne is outside beers, outdoor beers. It's not Taubira season. It's about what?

What's that cold out. That's if you'll let me finish, Hank. When it's snowing outside, when it's cold so you don't have to take up space in your refrigerator, you leave the beers outside, it's God's refrigerator, you crack open a beer directly from your porch and it tastes colder than it does in the fridge. So it's the best season of all, especially if there's snow and you can, like, bury him halfway and you can see where they fell into the snow.

So, like, even though it snowed a little bit more on top of the beers, you go outside, you see the indentation, you know exactly where to reach in and grab a cold one. Those are the best players in the world. That's a great call. Yeah, thanks. Oh, there you go.

All right. My hot seat is holy shit, FSU, Florida State put up a banner.

I put this up. Was that real?

FSU hung a twenty twenty canceled with the number four final ranking banner or the Colts are now off the hook.

Yeah, the Colts are off quarterbacks. Wow. I thought that was fake. Wait, I thought that was fake.

Now it's it's it's in the video.

Jesus Christ. Come on, fish, you have some pride, have some pride. All right, my hotseat is oh, he deleted it. Did you see Ray Lewis last night?

So Ray Lewis last night, LeBron was like, look at these browns. Here they come. Ray Lewis quoted him, said, be careful to LeBron. Oh, God. And everyone roasted him and I guess he deleted it. But my hot seat is LeBron because. Yes, to street there. Be careful.

Jesus, can you imagine how stupid it's Ray Lewis. Him and O.J. are the guys at least likely at least like to get caught tweeted Be careful.

That's all he said. Iran will be more scary than that if it was just the eyeballs. Yeah, and the knife knife emoji.

Yeah, that would be pretty scary, but yeah, be careful. All right, then. My cool drone is us. We're on the cool drones because we have been protected by our good, great, inturn and friendly football. He protects us. What, you protect us. Thank you, Billy. Last night we were texting, the PMT text chain was popping off and I asked Billy a question, he screenshot it and send it back to us.

And we noticed in all of our names received as female names, what was mine, Daniela Canice, Danielle Canice, and we ought to change them.

Hank was Henrietta.

You were something. I was Laurie. Lauren leaphorn.

Levi was taking William.

So Hanks' Henrietta Lockwood Keystone because he oh, I don't ever want to just pause for a second.

Is inside the mind of a genius Lauren Levi's Marlen's woman.

OK, what about me Dana and Daniela Canice is Daniela Canice Latin name for a dog.

Yeah. God why dog.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then we're Archdeacon Liam.

I think I just had them in is their names.

All right. So you also have the name as. Yeah, well that was the thing. So I was appreciative that you protecting us because essentially you're saying if your phone gets stolen, you want people calling us. Right. But Hank did point out right away the group name that all these names are in is PMG full group. Right.

But I didn't create that. Yeah. To be fair, that's where it is on your phone to my phone. But if someone took his phone, there would be able to keep track. This was more for when I was in college and like like in the real world.

Well, that's because you remember when we we gave you our phone numbers and they took you like three weeks of college to FaceTime us all at two in the morning.

That was one time. And it actually happened. Oh, when you tweet. Oh, it happened. I didn't FaceTime any of you. You face me at two in the morning your first week of college fact anyway.

But I do appreciate you being very busy. Cybersecurity. Yes, I appreciated that.

I thought it was very cool of you. So thank you on us.

I think you need to add that slide to your cybersecurity PowerPoint.

Yeah, I just imagined some hacker being like party group and then being like Daniel Canice. No, that can't be.

Who is Henryetta? Yeah, this is some other this is some group of chicks.

All right. Billy Hotseat, obviously. Conor McGregor. I mean, why Jake Paul called him out, said some really mean things about him and Dana.

Wait, wait. And yeah. So Jake, Paul, like calling people out, doing drive bys on people.

It's a drive by by a head of lettuce, somebody. Well, he threw like water balloons.

Yeah. Anyway, everyone's Madam Naty as threatened. Jake, Paul sort of all just out in the open getting crazy. Jake Paul called Kamangar his wife a four. That's which is like especially if she's actually a four.

I don't know what she I don't know what she looks like, but she's very beautiful. Yeah. Like do you would you not want to fight somebody.

I did. OK, so what are you going to do. I don't know. Would you fight Conor McGregor. He's pretty big. No, Congress would beat the shit out.

Well, you have to be ready to fight the guy that your guy's going to fight. So you can like you.

We're going to fight it out. I have an idea basically when you get in contact with Dana White and Robert Kasky, OK?

Oh, Billy's ideas like how can I leverage cats book? Billy's like the McGyver of Brose in order to make something happen. OK, I need I need I need Kagi Milwaukee's best and Dana White and Bronx phone numbers. If we I bet and I get a Keleti brother that would be great.

If we get all these celebrities he's challenging just to be like, yo, you shut up and fight Billy.

Like, why fuck them? I don't know why. I'd like to get him to shut up. It'd be like the Kent State, like like you shit yourself at a frat party, right?

You can say young girl, just like. Yeah. So we need to make up a rumor about Jake. Paul. Yeah. I scared to fight me. He is scared to fight you. That's what I heard.

No, I heard. That's not a rumor. That's a fact. Yeah. Yeah. He texted me, he texted me like I'm scared he likes you. Anyway, I'll just read it right now.

Is it true that Jake Paul's scared to play Billy anyway?

One step closer to me beating his ass. She's a fraud I call thrown is being stubborn. Yeah. It's a treasure hunter who's been imprisoned for going on five years because he found a bunch of treasure and will not give up its location. What's the crime? I don't know.

I think it's because it belongs to technically like the government. That's bullshit. If it's treasure, it's yours. Finders keepers. Yeah, well, I don't think that's practical law. It should be. If something is lost for longer than a week, whoever finds it should own.

And so he is going to be spending it for a decade. He took on a case for one hundred sixty one investors. So basically he was paid to go find the treasure. Found the treasure, and it was probably under the stipulation that he would give them the treasure and he's just not telling them where the Treasury is and he's trying to keep it for himself.

This sounds like a kickass sequel to that Nicolas Cage. I like that. Yeah, I like that.

You know which story some of you just saw like a month ago?

Sahara. No, no national tragedy.

A great school for that. Yeah.

Which I need to file the Declaration of Independence. Jake, do you have any. Oh, yes. Hotseat Periscope. It's being discontinued in March. What do they have a porn issue to? Why? I don't know. Twitter made the decision to. Oh, it's just Twitter live.

Yeah, it's going to be Twitter live. So great memories of the cockapoo there.

Yeah. Twitter does. They choose the wrong thing to do and do it more than any company that's ever existed.

This one, though, I kind of understand because what maybe not Dow Chemical Periscope. Periscope doesn't like Twitter should just have a periscope. Yes. It's sort of initiative vine, right? Well, yes. Twitter Twitter looks at their product. Jack fucking Jack goes on his billionaire retreats once every six months. And just like waterboards himself with cat piss for six weeks. And then he comes back with the worst ideas ever to get rid of their best stuff and then add new stuff no one cares about.

Mm hmm. Cool. Thrown Nickelodeon. We've been teasing the game. Yes. All season long, but they gave us some details today. Shout out to my friend Noah. He'll be calling it the SpongeBob. But yeah, he's calling the game Noah. Eagle. Eagle, he's calling it. Yeah. On Nickelodeon.

Yeah. It's like partnering with CBS. Nice Big Nate Burleson. Big ups. Yeah.

It's also Shuttlepod Diaco for for like seeing the future. So we need some time. There's going to be SpongeBob in the uprights because the yellow. Yeah, it's going to be it's going to be fun.

I wish that this was the only way you could watch it. I don't like that you have an opt out version. Gymnast's is doing the game too. Yeah, they're CBS. They should go all in and make everybody make every adult watch the Nickelodeon version. Yes, it'll be OK because they should do color rush where it's the was it the red iguanas and the the blue barracudas as names. Yeah. That be sick.

I really do hope this is the start of like everything that Bob Diageo like, thought was going to happen starts to happen.

He's the prophet.

So we have the civil conflict. You can finally recognize the civil conflict. He said it was four or five years ago. I got all kinds of ideas on networks, networks. Let's target six year olds to sixteen year olds. How about that? Eventually they're going to be 18 to 35. Let's broadcast our games on Nickelodeon. Who owns that? Viacom. Let's create some real intrigue.

He said that, yeah, he's a fucking genius. He needs to be treated like that.

Yeah. They're having the SpongeBob Sports Pants Countdown special and the halftime show will serve as a preview of upcoming SpongeBob spinoff show.

Wow. I can't wait too long. I'll be watching that broadcast, too. Yeah. Yeah, half good. I mean, it has to be the worst matchup, right?

I would say they're going to find a way to get the Texans in that it could be the NFC best game.

Oh nice. Oh yeah. I would watch that.

I would watch. Yeah. The Washington football team will probably geomedicine probably gets like the same game or something.

It could be. I don't know what it's called. It's a playoff game.

It's not going to be the Bears football. We already know there is a possibility. It's a very, very, very outside. There's no possibility. It's very, very outside. It can happen. How you give me thirty minutes on the playoff machine.

Go ahead. I'll come back to you. Go ahead. Go ahead. Find it. I'm going to find it. Find it. I can't do a live do it live.

Just watch Double Decker the hidden temple.

Oh we had what's his name on Mike O'Malley over the summer. Guts. Yes. Yes. All right.

Well cut us looking it up, but I'm pretty sure it's impossible.

Imagine if they had SpongeBob narrating the game from last night. The poop.

What would it sound like to you? All right, let's go to Will.

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OK, we now welcome on a very special guest. It is Trace McSorley, quarterback for the Baltimore Ravens, coming off Monday Night Football. It was perfect timing. First, let's let's figure out how was your knee? Are you OK?

Yes, I'm doing well. You're we'll figure out the extent of everything, but so far, everything's looking pretty positive. So keep our fingers crossed that.

So that was a crazy Monday Night football game. Yeah. Felt bad for you because you did make a big play to even have the Ravens still alive there. And then you obviously don't know how it like plays out on TV, but it was literally Trace McSorley, Blackhearts, his knee. He's down, up. But Lamar's back. See a trace. Yeah he kind of just moved on.

Was how was the, was the field as bad as like they were making out to be.

I mean guys are definitely slipping last night. I mean I know there are a couple of times Lamar slipped a little bit. I think he even changed his cleats at one point. And we got into halftime. There were, you know, that different cleats for guys in there. So I think you guys are slipping around. But I mean, it kind of is what it is a little bit.

How much different is it as a quarterback to have to wear the studs, the long ones? Because they were say the announcers were saying how, you know, no quarterback wants to be forced to change their normal cleats because they'll make your feet hurt or something like that at the end of the game. For you personally, is it like a big deal to change out of those other shoes?

Yeah, like just having, like, the clips that you have, they're like broken in and then trying to break in a new pair mid game. You can bother your feet a little bit. So I left the ones on that I had. So maybe I should maybe I should have changed them out just for the other athletes. But yeah, I think it's just kind of like personal preference, really. If you don't mind breaking in a new pair of cleats in the game, then you probably will switch.

I think he's just he's got his own different preference. All right.

So you're in the trust, Tre, are you weren't a part of my take hoodie. Can I see that?

Yeah. So that's also. Oh, there we go.

Perfect. All right. So you're in the trust free. You can speak freely. Tell us the truth.

Lamar was pooping now. He was it was it was cramps. It wasn't that. Well, cramps part. Yeah.

Of the body. The intestine. Yeah it was e I was like his forearm was cramping and then is he that rondi everyone saw him or it looked like a poop run. Yeah. Yeah. Locker room.

It was like is calf or someone was cramping. So he's trying not to like that to lock up on. Uh huh.

Great. You're a great backup quarterback. That's a great teammate. Ghost Stories and Smart Trece just winked at us, you know. Yeah. He's doing a motion like a wiping his butt motion so he's clear that. Yup. OK, we got it.

So I'm talking to Larry is after the game. Yes. Was going out like the Internet.

It was there all over the was so I don't know what it says about us just as a society or as an online group of people that everybody just assumed like Lamar was back. They're just crapping his brains out and that's what was happening. But we all just kind of ran with it. Let me ask this in a different way.

When you went back to the locker room after after he got tweaked a little bit, how many candles were lit in the locker room, please?

Maybe what what did the locker room smell like?

See, they they do always have candles lit a lot of doors. So I can't tell if there are newly lit ones, but they do always got a. Candles lit by the stars in the locker room. Interesting, so so last night's game was so, so much fun. It was probably game of the year in the NFL and it was also one of those great nights where Twitter was going crazy. Everyone's having fun when you get back after a game like that, maybe a little different because you got hurt last night, but you've been in crazy games.

Do you, like, sit down and take a 10 minutes to try to catch up on everything and be like, holy shit, I missed a lot of commentary about this game.

Oh, yeah, there's a little bit of that. Like, you get back, you get back on the bus and you kind of have that time to decompress a little bit. Check out your phone, see what's been going on, scroll through Twitter, Instagram and catch up on messages. So, I mean, to be able to see, like, the Internet's response to last night's game, I obviously that was crazy games back and forth, just great football game on Monday night in general.

But then seeing, you know, the the Internet's response to it, it's pretty cool to be able to do that.

And, you know, just kind of see what the Internet has to say, what are so backup quarterback like. You've been in a couple of games now. How what's it like on the sideline being like I might be in any minute? Do you have. Is it hard to stay ready during a game? Like how do you mentally stay in the game knowing there's probably a good chance you're not going to play, but you could, like last night, be thrown into it?

Monday Night Football game, national television.

Yeah, I mean, part of it is just, you know, trying to stay mentally locked in. So, like, we've got the earpiece, get the call from, like, the, you know, a play we run in from our O.C. and then trying to do like a mental rep every time as best you can. Just so you know, you're staying locked in and staying ready. But it does get a little bit a little bit difficult at times.

And then just really just trying to stay warm, especially on a night like last night. It's cold out there, just trying to stay heated up and loose and ready whenever. And then I always like to keep, like, smelling salt with me, just kind of if I need help, need to be ready to go. Just hit that and then lock in real quick. I love it.

So now you are wearing that the backup headset. So you get to hear all the plays coming in. You get to hear, I would assume, Greg Roman and Harbaugh talking about what to do in certain situations.

How often do they try to call a punt?

And then Lamar runs over the sideline. It's like, hey, we're not punting. Please send me back out there.

I mean, I don't see it. I don't hear the conversations between them because all I hear is like the player to coach. So whatever you say and Lamar, I can hear that. But I mean, I think any time we go out there, Lamar wants to go score a touchdown. So if it's a short yardage situation for the Jordan We're Friends field goal punt range, Lamar is going to try his best to not let me go for this and go get a touchdown or at least get us closer for the field.

I think that's just his personality. And maybe it's having a few other times and they've gotten off camera where he's been able to kind of sway a decision to let us go for it. But on Harbaugh likes to be aggressive. And you got a guy like Lamar, you trust them to make the play. And more often than not, it's worked out for us.

So in the off season, they bring in It's You, RG three and Lamar. I think it's probably fair to say that, like Lamar and RG three have a skill set that is rare in the NFL. Right. They will be able to run the same offense and then you are a new guy they bring in. Did they try? It was Greg Roman like, hey, we're going to have you learn the exact same offense that these other guys are learning, or is there is there a trace package that when you come into the game, it's like, hey, this is what we're going to do?

No, it's this is our offense. This is what we do. And being able that might not be the same skills as athletically and what they can do, but I still run around. So this was some of my legs and kind of be a threat to the defense. So I know we got our offense and we that's what it is. So doesn't and I think that's a good thing that we guys that we don't have to change our entire offense based on into a situation where some guy has to go in because the guy's got cramps and we're able to go in and not change up our entire offense.

We just run the same system. Yeah.

You ran a four or five 714 at the combine. Did you get asked to work out with the DBS?

Yeah, they did ask me to work out though. That's disrespectful.

What did you when they said that, did you you were like, no, I'm a quarterback.

Yeah. They like kind of pulled me aside and they're like, hey, you know, some coaches guys want to see you as a DB Would you mind staying after and doing some DV draws? And I told them that, you know, I've I've been working out as a quarterback, and that's what I'm here to do, is just be a quarterback and kind of just told them, I appreciate it, but I'm going to be a quarterback.

I like that. I like that. How much of your success do you put into your parents having the wherewithal to give you the name trace, the nickname Trace, even though you're given name is Richard, because the story is your parents were like, we don't want you to be Little Ricky or Richard or Ricky. And they saw Tracy Armstrong on TV and we're like, we're going to name you Trace.

So that I mean that I do think I'm a big name guy. I think that has a lot to do with it. Have you had that moment? You're like, if I were Ricky McSorley, I'd probably not be in the NFL.

Yeah, I mean, I think it definitely set me on a. You know, I think being that you trace Armstrong, great football player, and that's kind of where my parents got the name, they just set me on a path towards football. And then, you know, Ricky must always trace story. I think George Soros got a little bit of a better ring to it as a player. So I think that, yeah, you can probably give a little bit of credit to just the fact they picked my name, set me on the path towards football.

Yeah.

Trust me, story is a great name now. What about the fact that you your name keeps going viral on Tic-Tac like you are a tick tock thing Billy was explaining to us, or in turn he was like, you guys know who Trace McSorley is? Everybody's talking about him. Tick tock. I'm like, yes, we know who Trace McSorley is. You know, you actually watch college football.

It was worse that Billy was like you didn't know Trace McSorley was until I brought him up. I was like, dude, yep. I'm a Wisconsin fan. You ripped my heart out in the twenty sixteen we were at.

That's not true that Billy Chardy introduced. That's not true. US so.

So how much of trace I've known about you since twenty sixteen when you can't name the game right now because I'm freezing up and I'm like oh he's known about you since twenty sixteen.

He wants to clarify. Thank you Billy. But when you first start blowing up on Tic TAC, was it weird for you initially. Were you like what's going on. Why is this becoming such a thing.

Yeah, I didn't know what was going on. So like I said, I just got like a tick tock profile, like download the app like not long, like a week ago. So, like, I hadn't had it. I woke up one morning and like all these people were sending me this video that this kid made with, like, the song that the dude made when I was in college. And now you just kind of blew up. And I so I've seen it on Instagram, Twitter like it was all over the place.

I didn't know what was going on. So, I mean, it was just it was really weird and random. I kind of all came about. How does it go, Billy?

Throw it on a dime, throw it on a dime. That's just a kid from Briarwood. Can you say the whole thing? A good song. It is. Matty Fresh. Can you say a trace?

I've heard I've heard it a bunch of times. I'm not a singer, though. Billy told me. Yeah, yeah. I think Billy's got it. Yeah. Yeah I have. So I have a question. He just asked you to sing it.

I was just wondering, did you know about the song by Matty Fresh or you know, like this random guy makes a song in woods it just out of left field or did you know about it while you're playing at Penn State? Yeah, I knew about it.

He made it like my senior year going into my senior year. So I was they were like they played it. I think they played at the stadium. But like, I saw it on like social media and like I think the Penn State football, like their social media, kind of picked it up a little bit going into my senior year. So I definitely saw it. I knew about it beforehand.

How electric is a whiteout in Happy Valley because that is one of the like. When you think about loud crowds, you think about Saturday Night Football, like LSU, Penn State, maybe, maybe Columbus, like there are certain stadiums you like is just on a different level. Is it like was it truly a different level? Could you feel how different it was compared to every other stadium you've been in?

Yeah, you definitely could like it was it was a completely different feel from like walking into like even like walking into the big house in Michigan that like they got the big like the high seating capacity, but like it's not the same like electric type energy they have, like with the white out. And like I played in a few other stadiums like Columbus, Iowa was another one that was pretty electric playing there. But I still think obviously I'm biased because I went to Penn State and everything, but I still think that and from everyone I've talked to, they said that the White House, the best atmosphere they've ever been in, I think, is one of the things that you have to go to it till I actually experience it.

Like it looks awesome and sick on TV, but it's like better in person. Yeah.

Yeah. I can only imagine. Yeah. So you were growing up in Ashburn, were you were you an R words fan growing up? Were you watching football team fan.

Oh I was, I was, I mean I ran into a lot of guys that I live fifteen minutes from the facility, so like there just be a lot of guys around and see, I'm kind of around town. So once, like their training camp practices every year as a kid. So I was a Washington football team fan growing up. Yeah. And then so you kind of. Yeah. You ended up going to Penn State. You went to Vanderbilt.

Are you committed to Vanderbilt for a while? Who else recruited you out of high school.

So out of high school, most to recruit me as like a safety defensive back at a high school. No other quarterback offers a really had was like Boston College and like Wake Forest and then Vanderbilt.

We need to we need to set up a showdown between you and Lamar. Have him go up against you at wide receiver and you cover him as a defensive back. Just make Bill Polian super happy to see things playing out the way that he thought it was his dream team.

Yeah. Yeah, it's absolutely his dream. I thought I would have played. Oh, yes, yes.

What is a big TROs mean? Because we we had Mark Ingram on the show and we know what crosses, obviously. But you tweeted recently trauma's. What's that so like it's basically just like a little more started it and it really like uses it as like a like I appreciate you like he uses like it's more just a noun, like it's a noun and. Yes. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, exactly. There's levels to it. So like Mark did the interview where he had the big trust and that's where it really blew up, introduced in the last year.

And then it's just kind of taken off. I don't know where Lamar got it from, but he likes as he came in apparently like that's been his thing and he just uses it. So like I tweeted, like I think yesterday, because I wish he had said something about last night's game or something like that. So, like, the way I used was, I appreciate you, bro. Like, you know, this is our team, our season.

Like, it's kind of like our teams like call. I guess I'm hot now because it's cool.

I mean, I don't think I'm cool enough to say it. So it's always cool when I see it, though.

Is your dad one of the scariest looking dudes in the world when when he sits out in the sun, he's got the sun beating on his bald head and yeah, the muscles are popping out. It it does like he can look a little bit intimidating, but he looks more intimidating than he actually is.

He's like an all time jawline guy because I was looking at tweets had of you and I was like, Tracy McSorley's dad is Kelly Slater. And I was like, why did I say that? And then I went and looked for a picture. Your dad and I was like, Oh, that's exactly what I said. It baldhead jawline, just chiseled jawline. I'm scared of your father.

Yeah. He like he can't hide any of his emotions because his jawline and like a vein that just pops in his temple. Yup. Like give way immediately. Yes. Like you say, he's not pissed off, but like we can all see like the blood pumping through his skull and and no. Like you're upset like chill out.

Are you familiar with the Trece McSorley's dad Twitter account. It's at Triste Dad. I'm not familiar with the account. Now there's one tweet.

It says, I'm Trece McSorley's dad. I think that's your dad. So I think your dad's on Twitter. It's twenty seventeen.

Sounds like your dad your dad would say it adds up to the point. Yeah. Maybe you can help me out with some because we're trying to figure this out. Last week in part my take their visor guys that play quarterback and there are guys that don't wear visors at all. Last night I don't think Lamar was wearing a visor. You were wearing a visor. And yeah, I've always thought, just from a practical standpoint, doesn't that get smudgy?

Like, can it make it really, really difficult to see unless you've got somebody that's coming over there cleaning it off almost every 30 seconds?

There's at times it can you know, they got like pretty much every child there's like equipment guys going around, like spraying them and cleaning them. And I'll know what they spray on it. But I think it works is like it doesn't like let it get fogged up because I especially like a cold night. Well, you're breathing on the inside of it and like the hot air from your breath, it's like fogged up on the inside of it so it can make it foggy.

But they do a good job of keeping them clean. And I feel like after a while you just kind of get used to it. Yeah. And then just like you almost don't even notice that. Is there just a heads up, though?

We don't think that any quarterback has ever won a Super Bowl wearing a visor.

It's true. I guess we had to change. Yeah, OK. I'd be the first take off your visor. No, I mean, I think we've got to win it with the visor. OK, that's what I'm saying. We need someone to do that.

It does look cooler every time someone advisor, I'm like, that's I mean, when you played Madden or any other video game, you always, always had the visor, no matter how ridiculous it looked, no matter what position.

But when you created play, you have to reflect absolutely another bet that maybe you can settle. How big is Patrick Ricard? Is he actually over 300 pounds? Yes. That's insane. Yeah. And it is definitely over there in the past.

And he's like jumping over people, like leapfrogging him. Yeah.

Pat is like people don't give him credit for how athletic he is and he's a freak athlete. But and like you see what he does as a fullback, like, you know, just pancaking people every game, like, you know, he catches the flat. And for some reason, DBS will try and tackle him up high and he just like runs around like they're not there. Yeah, that's a free pass.

So you played you were big into a cross to in high school. Did Bill Belichick ever try to get you as a wide receiver? Did he have a conversation with you, the combine?

No, I never had a conversation with Belichick about being a wide receiver. But yeah, I did play lacrosse in high school.

He was looking at you just see, you know, he was looking at you for sure.

I mean, you might have been he doesn't let anyone know what he's thinking about with the draft. I mean, he's he's got his mind tricks that everyone wants to know what he's up to. So he could have it. Yeah.

How much of playing lacrosse was because your name was Trace McSorley and your coach was like, you need to be holding a lacrosse stick?

It wasn't because my name is because I've played baseball and baseball got boring for me. Oh, I wanted a year more like fast paced.

Too good at it. I like that. Yeah. Trace McSorley from Virginia's lacrosse. I think it was. I didn't like standing in. In the outfield and a ball, he said to me once every couple of weeks, what is your favorite game in college? You can't say in the twenty sixteen Big Ten championship game. So that one's off the table. I can't use I cannot use that one.

I'll go with the twenty seventeen White-Out against Michigan.

OK, and you guys was the final score. Remember, I know we blew them out, but if it wasn't for that one, which one would you say? Twenty sixteen, OK, yeah, hundred percent fine. Now that game was.

Walk us through what happened to that dude. You know, you were lucky because you just threw jump balls. The jump ball is the last one left in the right sequence and you through jump balls and you were just like, hope this works.

Close my eyes. Just throw it up. I know I was very drunk, so I'll be able to do it.

Do you know what it's like? It's sticky in the end zone on a corner. I would take that every time. Whatever, whatever.

Billy, do you have another question? Do you want to ask a question about the throne?

Oh, I actually so when I was a senior in high school, that's when you were really going off in twenty sixteen, you know, watching you and I stood there, you know, like watching the upset Ohio State.

And then the next week you just blew out Purdue and then we like this guy is the real deal. Two questions. First one. So being a football player in the Northeast, when you're getting recruiting stuff, you hear a lot of rumors about different colleges, recruiting visits, whatnot. So I heard a rumor about from some Penn State kids who were doing visits at Penn State. And they said that Christian Hackenburg at the time had, you know, at parties would have a huge throne.

And he was just surrounded by sorority girls who were assigned to him. We heard this rumor and we thought it was like ridiculous. But I've heard it a couple of times since. Is there any truth to this?

I never saw him on a throne sitting on a throne. Now, when he walked in, did everyone, like, login to a fraternity party? Did everyone mob him? Yes, right. But I never, like, saw like a legitimate, like thrown with the shrine. And now he's sitting on top and everyone's like, just, you know, beneath him. I never saw that. All right.

So then two quarterbacks, Lamar and Christian, he's never seen on a throne.

Yep. Got it. It was the second question.

Have you ever been to McSorley's Bar in New York City? I haven't, but we have a beer. If you want, we should go to that bar you really fine.

And that's why I definitely got to take a trip there. I like I've been wanting to go there, check it out like, you know, that old town, like old time kind of. Yeah, well, it's definitely got to go there and have a few beers.

What's really nice about that place is if you order just two beers, they bring you out like eight. Six. Yeah, like eight small mugs of beer. So you feel like you're the man once you drink like four of them because it's half a beer basically. And then you order another round and they bring out another like six of them. It's awesome.

I assume you know this, but Adam Schefter just tweeted that you were placed on the injured reserve.

That's the first I knew that. Oh, well, you didn't know that. No shit. OK, now I feel like a dick.

I mean, that's what is I mean, I didn't know exactly how long it was going to be, so.

Well, there's only three weeks left, so I assumed, well, this is a terrible moment and pardon my teaching history.

I thought you're going to be like, yeah, you know, it's I'm I'm I'm banged up, but injured reserve. That's not is that season over shit?

No. I mean, I didn't think it was you know, from what I heard, I don't think I was going to be a season ending injury from what I heard from the doc. So this is yeah. This is a time to me with proper thing. Jake, wait, hold on.

Our stat guys got some more information. Hold on. According to Mike Florio, you're out for at least three weeks, which means you're done for the regular season, but you can return to return for the postseason.

Oh, your playoffs. Do come back with that visor and win a Super Bowl. Yeah, yeah. That's what we were just talking about, someone.

OK, so, yeah, we bounce back. OK, that was a bad moment right there. Yeah.

I thought maybe someone had told you and I wasn't breaking news to you right there, but we just broke more news to you that you're back for the playoffs. Yeah.

So we'll get make sure Lamar's got his eyes on. I'll have mine on just in case. And then we could make sure that, you know, we win the Super Bowl. And now Sam was wondering what the buzzer. Yeah.

Slip him some Pepto before every game so that you won't be needed.

What was your pregame meal last night? Oh, good question.

Last night it was spaghetti and lay with broccoli.

OK, how how was the filet cooked? Medium rare. Was there chili on the spaghetti. No, just marinara sauce.

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This is just a lame question and kind of a stupid question, but like being Trace McSorley at Penn State, like that was probably pretty sweet, right?

Yeah, no, it was it was cool at a bunch of good times there and I can't complain about that.

Did you have a moment where you're walking around on. Campus, maybe after, like junior year where you're like, this is awesome. I mean, it's like when I first started playing, like in 2016, we had like a couple of guys on the team got there was like a fraternity that got kicked off of campus. So like some of the guys on the team had, like, moved into there because it was like a lot cheaper rent for them.

So that house kind of became like the football fraternity house. So like after big wins, like after the Ohio State win, like that place was going nuts, right. Ridiculous.

And then, like so I think, yeah. Walking like walking into there and like everyone else is there. I think that was like one of the moments I was like, yeah, this is pretty cool.

Oh, yes. Yes.

How does that work out logistically? If you have a football house, who's in charge of, like, splitting up the utilities and be like, hey guys, can you pay? Is there like a spreadsheet that someone took together?

Like it was like it was only like a few guys on the team that actually lived in there. And then it was a bunch of other guys that we were like guys were friends with on campus or, you know, new from class. The guys that were on the team that decided that football wasn't for them, they wanted to live in there. So they all just split up like the utilities of it. So there's only they just treat it like a normal house, you know, 12, 15 dudes, how many were really in there living there?

And then they just split it all up evenly, I guess. I don't know just how they split all that up.

The ultimate man cave. Yes. Yes, that would be. Yeah, no, it was it was a good place. Yes. One of the best places.

I think that's I mean, it's kind of a lame question to ask, but it's also the thing that, like every guy thinks about, like what would it be like to be the starting quarterback of a big time college football program and like walking around campus and everyone being like, oh, that's Tracy McSorley.

Were you there when James Franklin put juice boxes and all the lockers to keep you guys juiced up?

Yeah, they were handing those out. They handed those to us as we were, like, leaving the hotel to go to to the game. Did that work? Yeah. What a video game. Yeah. Yeah, it was. It did work. It worked. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right around you.

You got any other questions, Billy, before we let you go, I think you took his last question was how sweet it was.

Yeah, it was a Billy question, Billy just nodding. Billy was a quarterback too. So he kind of knows what it was like to be traced back to Penn State.

Oh, I have one last last question. Have you ever practice with RG three and tried to throw a football at a tree with him, the football out of a tree at a tree?

He's really good at hitting trees like I'm talking from forty, fifty yards away. If you pick out a tree, he can hit it.

I mean we throw the goalpost that's about as close. We have a guy who's who wins at that.

So like we do it like between all our quarterbacks, like after practice, like we'll just do a competition. So it rotates, it wins. Our quarterback coach, coach, RB gets in on it too. And like, he's like, sneaky, good. And sometimes to shit.

I think I could throw a hundred times. I wouldn't hit it once. All right. Well Trece good luck. Rest of the season. We'll see in the playoffs. Sorry about the knee. Sorry we had to break that news to you, but we appreciate your warrior dude like we last night we were texting with each other like there's no way he's going to come on after he got hurt but nope. Just play through.

That's football guy Philip Rivers played in the AFC championship game on a torn ACL. You came on part of my take after straining your knee. So you tell me.

Yeah, exactly. Exactly right.

Chris, thanks so much, man. Appreciate it. And I appreciate you guys. All right. Thanks, man. Good luck. Thanks, man. And if you ever want to play Call of Duty with Billy, he wants to play with you.

I mean, me and Billy can get in there. OK, OK. All right. We'll hook it up. Yeah, he's got a lot of time on his hands. Is he good. Are you good, Billy. He's no he's not. Got it.

I got two point seventy five cardinal points. I'm going off. No. Hey Hank I.

What is yours. What's yours. I fixed on this. I don't know.

You probably have other things going on. Yeah. Yeah I got it. I mean, we'll see it. Thanks so much. See you. And have a go.

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And now for something completely different. OK, we now welcome on Marty Summer. Is that how you pronounce your last name to Masuma? OK, so Marty was kind enough. He hosts a cohosts, a podcast, Exit 52 with someone most of the people here probably know, Bar Stool Banks, Walravens podcast, American Podcast. On Monday, we were talking about team accounts that have to tweet out terrible final scores and just get berated and dragged on the Internet.

Marty hit us up. He ran the Maryland football account for a few years and we thought it would be perfect to have you on. So thank you for joining us. Of course. Let's just go right into it. So you actually sent us some of your greatest hits. I'll say it out loud. So final Ohio State 62, Maryland fourteen final Penn State 66. Maryland three final. Ohio State 73. Maryland fourteen final Michigan 59. Maryland three.

So when you're running the account and you see it, you do you know it before the game, you know, like, all right, this is one of those games that this is going to absolutely suck.

Yeah. I mean, going into every game, you have that hope that maybe this is going to be that lightning in a bottle game. I mean, we had one against Ohio State where we went double overtime and that was one that was really unexpected. But you usually know going into it and then you'll really know within the first two possessions how. Yeah, and my laptop usually closes around the first quarter. Yeah.

So on the final tweets, when you have to put those, do you have to do those like because of a contract with a sponsor of the football team or is it just like to update anyone who might not be watching the game. Hey, we lost by sixty.

Yeah. I mean with us in the sports social media world like to say there's unwritten rules and you'd like to think that shamefully or not, you got to put a final up. I mean, we go pretty much dead silent or white noise for three quarters. You've got to put something up. So when you do have to to post something like Sunday night or Monday morning, you're not completely ignoring what just happened for four hours on Saturday.

So when you go final, do you I've noticed the teams used to be like fought hard or the guys fought hard. Now it's just straight final. When was that transition made and did you have that like did you used to when you first started the job? Try to add a little bit of like, hey, buck up, guys, it's not so bad. And then you finally were like, this sucks. I'm going to throw out final.

Yeah. I think you see across the board now that there's like a universal just final period. And then the score we've we've played with sometimes, like you mentioned, if there's a sponsor attached to it, I mean, we've talked to sponsors before. Where do you even want to be associated with it?

I don't yeah. So we'll usually put in in either contract or just let them know that this is typically for four wins. It's a lot easier with basketball when you have more, more games. But football, you could be looking at two posts a year. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think it's, it's something. It's something said where. I mean, you guys probably know more than anyone that the mentions can be brutal. Yeah, so where you used to try and get cute and write, hey, we'll get we'll we'll get back out there and fight next Saturday, you get blown up pretty hard.

So just just keep it short and sweet. Yeah.

It should be like you should have a sponsor that is only attached in case of a blowout. Yeah. Like a sponge.

That's down to ride with you. It's actually more valuable for interaction. You get more replies. So like if it's dude wipes, like we got we got our shit wiped out. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

This was a mess. This was a disaster. Bring the dude wipes, right.

Yeah. I mean an alcohol sponsor for Bentleys. I know SVP would back that one. Yeah.

Yeah. So how much of your job running the social media at Maryland was specifically designed to try to get a tweet from Scott Van Pelt? Pretty much 90 percent.

I would believe that. Now, here's so the finals have have kind of people have caught on. We've talked about it a bunch. Now, I think the cool ones are the really sad celebration of a play in the middle of a blowout. So like the Michigan game, fifty nine three, Maryland kicked a field goal to make it forty five three. Did you guys tweet out like field goal is good?

Now, we when I look back at Arizona's because I wanted to just see how they kind of especially seeing the score on the bottom line. You just want to see how they're handling it and you feel for those guys. And I did see that they posted the highlight of the touchdown when they were down like I think thirty five to seven or something.

Yes, yes. Especially if it's a rivalry like that. It's got your initials trolling yourself at that point. I think as a field goal, I would say probably not. But if you did have like a touchdown where either was somewhat of a decent play or worth worth a highlight, maybe, but not a field goal.

So what about that that card that came up at the end of the blow and a seventy seven, they put it up as the final and then there was a picture of one of their players on it who was just attached to that final score forever. Have you ever had a conversation with anybody who's like, hey, maybe let's not include pictures of our players like one individual or it's like don't include a picture of the coach on there because then that looks really bad.

I think if you go through Maryland's social, you'll I mean, we we had, as you guys know, a couple of coaches in a short time span. So we typically don't get the best reactions, no matter what, to coaches. So we look to avoid coaches no matter what. But I'm looking back on these, trying to think my thought process. But you can see in in the Ohio State, I know this is this is bad radio, but in the Ohio State final, it's kind of like a defensive play where you can't really see numbers or anyone's faces.

Scott, I feel bad on the Penn State one. I really blew the edge more. I kind of blew him up there.

The Michigan one is your greatest one because there's no graphic in it. Just as final period. No. Two, Michigan. Fifty nine comma Maryland, three period. That was that.

That might have been like in the elevator out of the press box, just kind of throwing that out on the cell block.

Yeah. So I've definitely noticed the final period period is the piece of punctuation you have to use.

Like if it's a blowout you can't do a comma, you certainly can't do a semicolon because then that opens you up for more final conveys final period conveys like the right amount of sobriety it conveys like we're not going to discuss this anymore.

Yeah. It to to all of you replying to this, we have no further comment. Yeah.

So I guess my last question is like, did you ever get angry and want to reply to people? Because most of these tweets you can see underneath it, people are just replying like, why would you tweet this?

Why are you tweeting this? We suck. Why would you did you ever be like, oh man, I really want to be like, yo, it's my fucking job. What do you want me to do? We suck right now.

Yeah. I mean, collegiate sports, you you kind of and we the the pro teams where I mean like the Hawks or those teams that are known for their kind of tongue in cheek social where they've kind of put just like white noise or able to respond to people. But the tough part about working for for a college team is, is you represent a university. So kind of going back at people, that's what they want you to do. So.

Right. We have had fun with people, especially those where we can give a playful response. But there there are times when when you keep seeing that mentions number pop up and you just want to just send like a group reply all. But you just got to you got to hold it together. I mean, our first really bad one was our first year in the Big Ten. I think we're five and two going into Camp, Randall. We just got I was at that game.

Yes. And I looked back on on the Social for that day, and I don't think we got past. Kick off beat Wisconsin. I think we kind of like shut her down right after that and it's even it's even worse there because you get those mentions throughout the entire game like we suck. Why are we still playing? Let's pack it in. Let's go home. And then you post the final and it's like dropping a tank of gas right in the bonfire because it's just like, let's let's do this again.

Let's run it back. Yeah, it's tough not to say anything.

What about the, um, Besigye that was tweeting during the the upset of UVA? Was that an occasion where you were rooting for him and like, go man, go? Or were you secretly jealous that he was able to, like, spread his wings?

I'm jealous. I'm not I'm not going to sugarcoat that. I mean, that's one of those where. When you're not expected to win ever, and you get that opportunity that do this road, that train for a couple of years, so good for him, but yeah, definitely jealous of he pretty much got it. If he could just like a poop emoji or anything, that that guy would have gotten like twelve thousand three tweets. So it's one of those where, I mean, get creative, but you can't do any wrong in those situations.

Yeah, that's like being like everyone just laughing at your jokes. And you're the funniest guy for a minute for like one of those nights where you're just on fire and everything is is working.

He's probably if you look at the long term ramifications of that win over Yuva, he probably benefited the most out of anybody in the entire world. Yes. To that one win. Yes. All right.

So, I mean, yeah, it's also crazy just because any time Yuva loses to anyone else like that guy gets to, like, jump back.

And, you know, I know he's just he's always relevant. All right. So last last question. Give us one one of the positive moments. Did you do basketball, too?

Yeah, I did basketball. Basketball pretty. I mean, for the most part, basketball's pretty. I mean, we beat Duke our last year and that the axi that that was one of those where we had our first flashmob back game. We couldn't do any wrong. We stormed the court like I think I had content like the next two weeks. It didn't really matter what we did from that point on, like SCDP was there, we let it up.

Like that was one of the biggest highlights. And then I think from a football perspective, beating West Virginia. Thirty eight. Nothing that I think. Amante I was into anything that we did after that too was was gold.

So it's not all bad. But we do feel for social media guys that the post these terrible final scores I've won.

I just want everyone I want to take a PSA real quick to just think about us when you're replying to people saying, oh, no, no, keep Rose, but understand that it's a real person.

But then keep Ross acknowledge that and move on. And rostral. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Think of us for one second. Yeah.

You're hitting it. Also, don't stop calling them interns. I'm pretty sure that like everybody that runs an account for any college is probably a real professional.

Right. So yeah, this is someone who's like, well, what kind of benefits.

Retirement are you guys hiring. Yeah, but my last last last question is, is there like a dream job?

Is it like you look at University of Texas or USC is being like a college football dream job? What is like the gig to have working for university social media?

I mean, it's it's things you don't think about are like some of those top tier schools like the Michigan's. The Alabama's like they they're pretty tight with tradition and donors eyes. And what kind of backers think about the program. So you actually might might think that those are fun, but they're a little tied more than the like Maximov that can kind of just like, let it fly. Yeah, I think the dream jobs are just any ones where where your administration, which I'm thankful that mine did for eight years, had trust in me and kind of let me just go and kind of take credit where credit is due, but also trust in me to to get some laughs, but also act accordingly for a university.

You you had to be terrified that you would tweet something from your personal account by accident. Oh, I did. Every day. Oh you did. Yeah, I, I tweeted that I was watching Mean Girls one day from the Maryland family and that was screenshot it.

And I think there was a hashtag that started turps mean girls that just kind of went on for like two weeks. I thought I was going to get fired.

That was my first year and I love it. All right. Well, man, thank you so much. Everyone. Listen to Exit 52 podcast. Congrats on the Ravens being back and thank you for joining us. Yeah, thank you, guys.

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Holiday fake news for everyone who's going out for their office party happy chanukkah as Smokey Robinson.

Yes, that was a great video. All right. Yeah.

So some holiday, some just fake Q General show stuff. This guy says I've been a fan since the beginning, didn't understand it then and don't understand it now.

Why the all caps? Why the fuck did you guys have Martin Shkreli on the show. Coble's so is awesome.

So sometimes during the show we get a little caught up, we get wound up and whatever the flavor of the day is. And I think Martin Shkreli was like going viral.

That was also very early in the show. Yeah, it was like we were if you remember the guests, we were we were trying to like, all right, what's the next thing? What's the next thing? Like, we we didn't have bookers. We booked everything ourselves. And I think, yeah, he was trolling Wu Tang, right.

He bought the Wu Tang out, he bought the album and he was like making all these like weird videos from his. He's back like the apartment. Yeah. And so we just decided yeah. We'll have him on the show. I didn't personally like them. I think that came out a little bit. Yeah.

I don't think he was that guy I got I did get sassy with him and then we started a band and squash the beef. Yeah. So the band is I think it's on steroids.

It was before Billy, but it was like all about steroids.

I follow him on Instagram and he just has someone posting for him because he's in jail, I think. Still in jail. Is he honest? Yeah, no, I think he just got more jail, OK, he got more jail, so he probably deserved it.

Yeah, but someone just keeps posting pictures of his cats from his account being like it's just his account is active and it's just all his cat pictures.

Twitter account suspended, Twitter account suspended. I still I mean that face I think I wrote the blog when it first happened, like the most punchable face of all time, when he's when he came when he came up first on the scene and had his smug ass face and he yeah, he was he was something else.

Paul Guenther definitely would have hit him in the face. Yes. In a showdown. I think we should record one episode of part of my take and try to get him to buy it and not release it to anyone else. Yes, definitely is. Zero dollars now. Negative money.

So this is from a youth, a young a young college student from Toronto. Actually, I guess there's a location on these colleges in Toronto.

Eunice Eunice Yoon. He's got it, however. McGill How do you make the most. I'm not giving up. I think that's an action. Well, I don't know what that's an American. It's an American college in Canada. The American school.

Yeah, I just made that up.

All right. How to make the most of guys how do they make the most of giving up your freedom in college and coming home to live with your parents for the winter break, including getting your booze and nick fix without being judged? Which is that nicotine?

Yeah, well, it's quarantined, so I don't watch. Canada, I think has figured it out. You can buy booze in Canada when you're eighteen, right? Yeah.

You can do anything even worse, you know, call it like college kids aren't really like they're it's probably much worse for a college kid because they're at houses and going to house parties and shit. And then it's like they have to go home, kill.

Khilnani A lot of college kids. You're. Yeah, college kids. Listen to us right now. You probably going to kill me. I don't even know. Don't do it. I'm nervous about like I'm going home for Christmas and I feel like my mom, like even having to go see my friends. I'm going to get shamed. Yeah.

Yeah. Well, yeah, of course you will. Especially if your parents are like, oh, I'm not you know, that's awful.

I don't I'm just like I'm like trying.

I at first I was like I was a reverse. But it's so fair that I'm being shit, you know, for putting my family at risk. If I go home and I go hang out at a friend's house and then I go back, I might kill Marlinspike missing the question.

Well, he's not going to see any of his friends. He's wondering how he should consume booze and nicotine while around his family.

What's the best way? I would say without like being like, oh, you're you're eighteen and too like that doesn't matter. Well, no indication. No candidate. You can drink legally in Canada.

So where are they going to do also? I feel like that like break in college, like just embrace it. Who cares. Just don't just sleep all day. Work out. Yeah. You know how you'll be judged. You you stay up till. Four in the morning and you sleep till 4:00 p.m., you show up for dinner every night, and then the rest of your family goes to sleep and you report card with the boys. Yeah, and no one's going to judge you because you won't they literally won't be awake.

And I think what you can do is, especially with your dad, dads love their sons going off to college for the first time because they come back that first break. And Dad's like, there's my party kid right there. Your dad will probably drink with you on the first night, maybe be a little hung over, go into night number two, and then you just leave him in the dust. So you invite him to to partake with you for at least the first night.

Then maybe he'll get too hung over to continue. And you're free. You've already established that you drink in his house now then you're free to imbibe as the week progresses. Yeah. Hey big cat.

Pfft. Honkin Billy Squires. What is everyone's favorite Christmas cookie.

I just like the sugar cookies with the the like the straight up like the, the thin sugar cookies with the sprinkles on it that you can eat like a thousand of them and like just pop them.

I like those but those are always in danger of being like a little too dry.

Yes. I finally eat them within. You need them within like twelve hours of cooking. Yeah. I like an Oreo. I used to leave Oreos out for Santa all the time. Never got any complaints.

Probably the best milk cookie as well. And water and water. Yeah. You need water to chase the milk after the cook. Well are you going to wash Oreos. You got to wash your you got a hose greatest water cookie out there. Yeah. I think you can't go wrong with a cookie around the holidays. That's what I always say.

This is definitely the give up time of just like there's just I do love like this stretch where anywhere you look there's just candy and cookies everywhere. Like yesterday there were just in the kitchen at the office. There was like probably two hundred cookies just sitting out and popcorn. There's always popcorn and carrots, popcorn when they say, oh, do we need that big tub?

Someone said us a big time. Yeah. Which one are you. I like to mix them all you make you take the thing out, you let them know.

I don't do that. But I like to, I like to go, you know, little I actually don't really love the butter as much.

It's usually the cheese in the caramel and then just a little bit of Chicago cheese and I go, butter, stay away from the caramel.

Oh, you got it.

You got to go sweet. That's I mean, I think I've said this before, but my life, like the most important job I have in my life, is trying to balance that sweet and savory, trying to figure out when you can get off one or the other. Why are you hiding the new Larry from us?

Is he winning too many bets? And you don't want to give the people the insights? Are you ashamed of the conditions you are keeping them under? I have asked this question frequently to myself in the past, like eight seconds as I typed it. So technically it isn't FNQ, it's written by a goldfish also.

Merry Christmas, bam, holiday themed. Now you have to answer it pwned. Oh God.

That was the fish. Got us the fishes too fat so fast. So we can't, it doesn't disgustingly fat, we don't body shape, it's unable to turn.

So it's like DK Metcalf, it's the first fish to last two years.

So it's like grown, it's probably I don't know five or six or seven times.

Well bigger than any of the other fish and disgusting. The first week we were going to actually I see them right now. I'm like, yo Larry, it's kind of gross. We were going to have a track play Basel Picks eight play Basel picks, but we want to do the net and he's wider than the net. Sort of like put them in the net and then have him make the picks. It felt like it was like we kill him every time.

Yeah. Yeah. So what do we what do we do is he's thriving. I think we will answer your question. Yes, we live. We let him live and we'll show you a picture of it. Spider takes care of him a great job.

And people can't get mad because all we heard for the first six, seven Larrys, however many, was this is cruelty. You're Larrys. Keep dying so quickly. Well, guess what fucker's this. Larry has outlived everyone.

The thing is, if we started to use him for content, I guarantee he would die within like the first two weeks because he actually like when you go to to use the net on him, it's like punching him.

It's not a little tiny, cute goldfish. It's a fucking full ass man, Billy. Now you know how he wants. I'm not saying no.

I'm just saying the fish is so big that you could pass it off is like a big fish that you caught.

It's a key like you put it. Close the camera. Yeah. Like I could be out of the water. Yeah. Legally keep it to put it back.

Yeah. That should be your your new avatar. Like you should be a fish avatar guy where you're holding the gun. I should take Larry and put him close. Yeah. Hold him take look.

Yeah. But we would have to hook them so let's not do that.

OK, ask Billy who taught the first teacher. Whoa. Oh, I have a low life Moses tablets he learned through I taught the first teacher. Yeah, he learned through. Right. What's the word? Environmental learning.

I think yeah. So in other words, just a lot of people died. Yeah. Figuring stuff out.

Ivano, I saw here today. Do you know that Zion is actually the longest tenured pelican.

Whoa. Yeah. Whoa.

He technically when he was drafted, all the other guys have been there less time. That's amazing. Yeah. He's the old he's the leader of that team now. Isn't that insane? I also saw that he got skinny, which I don't like.

Did he. Yeah, he got help.

Put it back on. He always the holidays. He can't keep that off.

As a guy who fluctuates, you're not fooling anyone. Signed up my family's Yankee swap or some call it white elephant. I call Yankee Swap. You can't say white elephant. OK, I'm stumped this year, there's a 30 dollar limit, what are some of the I don't know what are some out of the ordinary ideas I can use this year?

Scratches, cash, always scratch offs, cash, cash in a different oh countries currency fidget spinner could get.

Oh, that's a good one. Vendors are back. I would be so pissed off. It's part of my thirty dollars worth of currency from a different country.

I go to a Bassal move part of my flight check Jimmy John's favorite place having having a family member like an old uncle end up with a part of my flakes box would be, you know, a funny gag.

I would be a very funny this NFC Beast T-shirt on sale. Now, I think out the door that's just under thirty bucks.

One sleeve of this Butterbean sweatshirt I'm wearing.

Why did you guys choose the smallest Ralph's parking lot for a group meet up in Santa Monica? I love you guys. Great question. I don't know. Yeah, because we got kicked out. I think we almost got arrested.

I think those boys body armor, it was body armor. It was our sales team. Set it up.

I don't know why they chose Ralf's. I think because Ralph sold body armor, but they didn't tell Ralph's and they didn't tell anyone else.

So when 600 people show up when we were performing a wedding in the van and it was like brother and sister or something, that got weird us.

The cops came and were like, you guys can't do this, this is illegal. It is super close to the four or five. So we needed like a getaway. So I just love the name Ralf's. I would chop it Ralf's all the time. So head down to Ralph's and eat anything. That's that's a cool thing to say.

Yo, I'm popping over to Ralph's. Do you need me to pick up anything?

I was disappointed that Ralph's didn't have those stations set up. Pretty good sample stuff, Ralph. Seems like a sample grocery. So we even go into Ralph's. Yeah, we went and I think. No, we didn't. That was a different one.

You're saying public. Yeah. Yeah. No, we didn't go into Ralph's.

No. Yeah, Ralph's. So maybe Ralph, although I don't think Mac and trash we're going to say, oh I was just going to ask which was the illegal part like the marriage.

No, I mean I in in Ralph's defense it made sense why they were pissed because we just completely consumed their entire parking lot. So No. One, we caused a traffic jam in their parking lot.

But at what point does it become illegal to just show up in a parking lot? Flash mobs illegal? Yeah, they legalized that when everyone started dancing to Harvey Danger, was it? I believe that it was we were doing the wedding.

And the whole time I was like, this is the weirdest thing we've ever done by far, huh?

And then at the end, they were like, we're actually brother and sister in the and the girl was like, he forced me to do this.

And we're like, this is creepy.

You know, the guy could get his dad in besides his sister.

Yeah. Yeah. I think that's when we figured out, like, you know, like his bride, you find he was like, yeah, that's what time it was.

I felt bad for the girl.

Yes. All right. So these are two questions very similar to each other. Dear Big Cat PFG, Hank Liem. And Jake, I hope you all the good holiday season. What's the best gift to get someone that you want to break up with after the holiday season?

Oh, that's a great question. Yeah, an Xbox. Yeah, I was going to say like something that will keep them entertained so you could get back. You're not going to want that five, are you? No, no.

I didn't really like God because if you break up with him after giving him an Xbox. Oh is sarcasm chicks.

Oh what. What's the Zephyr cuz. But you're getting somebody.

Yeah but it could be a guy getting a girl a gift. OK, yeah. I was thinking the girl on Xbox and being like you love God.

And then like two weeks later like now you don't know you have it back.

If you're a girl then I think that's even more of a brilliant move if you were to break up with a guy, because then he's just he's not going to be talking to you anyways at that point, he'll just be obsessed with his new video game system. So Xbox for Xbox. Yeah.

Ah, and this one is a little similar. Best present to get from my girlfriend who earlier this year cheated on me. She doesn't know I know yet, but what should I get for a little revenge.

Oh you should go. Oh if he knows the guy you got to get, you got to get something related to the guy and watch her get like super flush and be like. I know that's funny. That's funny. Yeah.

Like find out they went on a date somewhere and got like a gift card for that place because have that place right. Yeah. Something really passive aggressive like that. Or just blow up the lyrics. That Taylor Swift song. I think you did it but I just can't prove it.

Be like I know you love Taylor Swift. Yeah. Oh she got in frame.

This is good. I want you to these are the ones I wish we could like videotape. I just want to make Cheater's with Joey Greco Grecco again.

Just fucking stabbed to death. I was committed to the game just like, right, a really long poem about how you love her so much and you know that you two are meant for each other and you'll never do anything. Ever, ever.

Yes. Like, the reason why I love you so much is you'll never, ever, ever, ever, ever cheat on and just stare at her.

Who runs the meme account on Twitter? The accounts too good. So it's nothing about Billy. I'll hang up and listen.

We don't know.

We don't know what I do. It's a kid named Connor. Chop chop. He does a great job. Yes, very, very good. We should hire him as our intern and then have them fight.

Jake. Paul. Oh, I bet you Connor could make his way into that. They'll be electric last one, this is not a fake, but whoa.

It's so funny, you should talk to Connor and use Connor can help you meme your way into the Jake Paul fight.

Yeah, Connor definitely listening right now. Connor Help. Help, Billy. Billy needs a little kick start here in the Billy wants to become a me.

Been busy. Right. Right. Fine. But Connor literally has nothing going on. Clearly, I didn't mean that a bad way. He's really good at what he does on what is his job. Does he have a job? He's really good at what he does. He just kills it with names. There's many times where I'm like shit funnier than me.

Fuck not a fake Hugh, but a whoa. The Fire Fast Fire Festival segment is the new Jimbo's. I'll hang up and listen.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. You got us.

Yeah. Shit. But Fireflash sounds a lot cooler. Yeah. I don't know. I think in like three years and we're still. Well that's a fire fest.

Yeah. I guess like that in itself. It's a self-fulfilling firefights that we're still talking about fire. I think that I think they should be on fire fest. I would go if they if somebody now it's like this summer the fire fest is actually happening to celebrate the end of Gornstein.

I would fucking go in or at least January 18th, 2019. So we're approaching two years.

It needs to be this summer. It needs to be like an official worldwide end of covid party fire fest to point out this time it's actually happening. We promise. Elsia, sorry about the last time.

Yeah, I'm going to push back on that one. I think that if you just if you just keep saying Fire Fest will be at the we'll be at the beginning of when it's cool again, you know, I mean, we're waiting it out. We're squatting on fire fest. Eventually people will be start saying fire fest again and they're like, oh wait a rip off part my bike. Yeah. Like when it's off.

Yes, exactly. Exactly. Or is that it. Henck That looks like it's it.

OK, numbers numbers eight numbers riding with eight baby achonwa go hundred now that I know it's in there.

Yeah.

I think you're going to go double hundred. Go Honda. You're fucking in 1989. All right. Is there a limit. Is there zero in there. No, I don't not think there's zero hundred minus six. Minus six really.

One. Why did you do that. Can you please bring back 69. What's your number, Billy.

Mine's three. Eight. Your curse, Billy. Your curse. I don't have any God at your home. I don't want to get it. I'm trying to avoid I don't want to win this one because people like that's rigged. Eight eight eight. When we got 62, that sounds like I feel like 62 is like every other day. That's an awful thing to what did. Yeah, what a nothing. No awful number.

Who is due to a repeat. November 8th was the last. Yeah. Nothing happened.

I know a grizzly bears possess a fighting force of over 100 psi, which is enough to crush a bowling ball or an iron skillet.

Love you guys talking on the. Anyway, today is another day to shine. They'll all be coming for your love. Hi, my name is. Needless to say that in some way. The better to be safe than sorry.