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With.

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That's our.

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So corny.

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Oh, my God.

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Wow. Dude, this crops so perfectly where you don't see the beach.

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Yeah.

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Like, the sit.

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Yeah, because what's a beach?

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The peach. Like the peach, like the, like the, like the. The area of genitals to ass.

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Like.

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But, like, you just see a lot of it, you know? I don't have much to show, so it's just.

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It just like, looks like it's a tight pants.

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Set the precedent.

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Send the president.

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I'm a growing out of show.

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Save it for the truth or drink. What kind of questions do you have? For.

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I'm a shower.

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Truth or drink.

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How big is it?

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It's like. Don't you make sense?

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Tell me when to stop.

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What's the size?

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Truth or drink? We should just get into it.

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Wow.

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Okay. Yeah.

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Oh, my God.

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Roll the intro. Wait, how do we roll the intro?

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I don't know.

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You guys do it so different than us, so we can do whatever.

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Oh, we just go.

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It's common, doll.

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P u ew.

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Something stinks.

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I don't know what was like.

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I think we just say, like, roll the intro.

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All right, baby.

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Let's hit it.

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Let's hit it.

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Hit it. I'm Zayn. I'm Eve.

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I'm Remy.

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I'm Alicia. Ew. What's that smell?

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Oh, we're never going to get through this.

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Five minutes in my makers.

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We cried off already.

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In what order do we say our name?

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Cole.

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We have a break now. How long is the intro? I'm exhausted.

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You're already crying?

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Alicia and I were talking. We decided that you guys are going to run the show. Oh, Heath and Remy, this side of the room.

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Yeah.

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You guys are just going to run everything, and we're going to be off to the side.

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Just have fun.

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Okay.

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So we're directing?

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Yeah.

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Director, producer. We're kind of like the extras.

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Welcome to our first episode of Pretty X, unfiltered.

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With Remy, Alicia, Zayn, and he.

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Yes, that's right, baby. This has been, I'm sure, random for you guys to see, but nobody asked for this.

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Did you hear the tagline for the show?

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What's the tagline?

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The show that nobody asked for but they're going to get anyways?

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Yeah, exactly.

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Another influencer. Go to podcast show that nobody asked, bro.

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Let's make a podcast.

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Hey, we should start a second podcast.

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Yeah. We shouldn't even have already.

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We're going to see that shit everywhere. I can't wait to see it. If you guys are listening, make sure to check out the video, because the room that we put it looks insane. We did this.

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Mariah designed it on her computer.

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Shout out to Mariah.

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I know you're somewhere close.

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So, yeah, she designed this whole rendering of the room, and then it was just us putting pieces together, ordering the stuff, getting all the materials and everything. And we finished it last night, and we're like, we're ready.

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It looks like a professional did this.

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I feel like I'm on Ellen.

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I feel like we're on, like, a reunion for a Netflix show. Like, this feels, like very love is bond reunion.

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Right?

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So.

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And the cameras are that good of quality as well.

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I know.

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I'm a little scared, which I didn't want.

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Yeah, I know.

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A little grainy would have been nice.

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IPhones on tripods.

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Shout out to canon, by the way, for providing cameras. These cameras are insane. Looks like we're shooting a movie. They're, like, this big.

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They're like that.

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Each camera.

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You're going to see every of those. Yeah, but, yeah, so this is our first episode. We're really excited. And I'm sure a lot of people want to know the backstory of why this started, how this started, and just everything.

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Let's just jump into, like, six, seven months ago, ethan and I were talking, and we're like, we should do, like, a new podcast show. But we didn't want to have another one where it's us and our friends, and we're like, who's two people that we.

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No, no, sorry, friends.

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People that we film with and see every single day, because it's the same stories.

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It's just like, kind of like, we need new conversations.

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We need new conversations.

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Where were we on the list?

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Yeah, not high, technically.

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Our, like, 10th choice.

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For me, it was the high episodes. The high episodes of, you guys are so funny. And I know you don't usually record high episodes, but that one just, like, it really made me truly see how funny you guys were, how awesome it would be to film with you guys.

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So another big thing was there was a lot of instances where we would be out in public and people would recognize us and they would come up, and the thing that they would say more times than not was, I saw the Remy and Alicia podcast with you guys. Both of them like, you on them, them on ours, and they were like, love it. You guys should have them on more often.

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Wow.

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It was a lot.

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Yeah. So we took advantage of your guys'clout.

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And to do that, but we got.

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The same thing on our end, but we were just like, oh, yeah, they probably don't get that from.

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I never thought that. Yeah, people loved it throughout the years because what? When was that? Like, 2022? Maybe 2021. That long ago.

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What time flow, in case you didn't know.

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And that was the first time we met. You guys came on pretty basic, and we recorded our episode, and that's where we met. We did a truth or drink, and then we went on unfiltered, which was really, really fun, a few days later. And then I told you guys, throughout the years, I've gotten stopped at, like, tsA. I've gotten stopped at multiple drive thrus. Like, when I'm paying for my meal, they'll be like, I loved you on unfiltered.

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And another crazy thing is, when we had the idea and we were talking to you guys about it that day, somebody had come up and said, I loved you guys'episode, and I was like, it's a sign. It's 100% assigned, like, the same day. And I was like, okay, we're doing it.

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Wait, really?

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And we moved up the list. We suddenly went from, like, 27 to one.

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Started jumping right up.

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Okay, I'll take it.

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It's like, billboard hot 100.

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But, yeah, so that's what it was. And then we proposed the idea at matt's wedding, actually.

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Okay. And what's funny is, from my side, I was drunk. I remember heath coming up to me like, hey, so when's our collab coming out? And I was like, I think it's going to come out this Wednesday. Blah, blah, blah, whatever. And he was like, I have an idea. What if we did pretty unfiltered me, you, remy, and zayn? And I was like, ha. I think I ran off.

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I think I was just like, I.

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Tend to run when I'm drunk. I'm just like, blah, blah, blah, whatever. And then the next week when you guys text us, rim was like, wait, why are they texting us? And I go, you guys put us.

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In a group chat and just said.

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Hey, we have a proposition.

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Yeah, I actually didn't know that you went up to them before. No, sorry. Just before the dinner. I had no idea.

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So when you put us in a group chat and you text us about doing the pod or a proposition, Rem's texting me on the side, like, wait, what are they talking about? And I go, oh, by the way, I forgot to tell you. Heath hit me up at Matt's weding that we should all have a podcast together. And I'm pretty sure it's about that.

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We all went to go get dinner and we pitched the idea and a.

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Very fancy dinner, might I add.

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It was a really expensive, and, you know, I thought we were trying to be very convenient. I thought Alicia and Remy were going to go. We should go half seas on this.

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They never did.

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I remember Heath and I went when the bill came out.

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Okay.

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But also he ordered like a steak. That was. The guy was like, it's like $50 an ounce. You're like, twelve of them.

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That was me.

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I didn't know how that worked.

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The guy goes, this wagyu has only eaten marinated olives since birth.

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I was like, I'll take twelve.

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We'll take the whole cow. You get the check. Like.

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But yes, we had a really nice dinner, pitched the idea, and it just started rolling from there. And then we were coming over here trying to brainstorm ideas for the set, first episode, what it was going to look like.

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It looks so much better than I thought it would look like.

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Seeing it come to life is really, really fun.

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It's funny. You guys probably thought that immediately. Oh, we were going to do pretty unfiltered. You should have heard the names we were trying to pick or we were trying to work with.

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My God, we have a notebook full of it.

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Maybe we'll. Yeah. Wait, do we have it? Can you go get it?

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Should I read some of.

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Two on there?

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We sat there for pretty unfiltered, basically.

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Unfiltered. I think that's his.

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No, there was one that. It was four friends.

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Four new friends.

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Boys versus girls.

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The movie.

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Which one did I like?

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No, we did have a couple of clever ones that were pretty good.

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I think so.

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Yeah.

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Oh, I liked four college dropouts.

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Did we all drop that one of them?

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Hold on.

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I don't remember that one.

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I like, said it, but no, I.

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Was like, you dropped out, too.

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I did, yes.

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I thought you graduated college like three times. I'm really glad I'm not alone here.

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Oh, my God.

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We still graduated with associate's degree. That counts to me.

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We did three years.

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I have my associates.

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Yeah, that's it.

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It's a degree. Worthless, but in arts. Yeah, because it's like under hospitality, it's.

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Like the easiest one to get.

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That's something to be proud of, though.

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I am proud of it because I was actually going to do that and I didn't. We did this.

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You still can.

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I can.

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What we were really good at is seeing opportunities and capitalizing on opportunities. Yes. That's what we've always been good at.

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Yeah.

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And that's what we did here, right?

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We saw an opportunity.

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We don't have much time.

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We got to strike while it's hot.

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Okay.

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Because who knows what's going to happen in a year?

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You never know. A lot is happening.

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They're about to ban TikTok. It's going down south.

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I just want to see the uproar.

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Heath, last time we said this.

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I know.

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Last time we said were people.

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No, no, last time we said this, like, a year ago. A year later, COVID happened.

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No, it was like, a week later. A week later, I was like, we've been living life way too normally. The world needs to be turned upside down. Something needs to shake it up.

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Yeah, let's shake shit up. And then COVID happened immediately, and then that was it.

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It was crazy.

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We have that power, too. So I'm a little nervous.

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The combination of the four of us.

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This podcast needs to do really well, people.

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Also, by the way, if you haven't.

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Already given it a five stars or subscribed or liked or followed us on all of our social media platforms.

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Oh, I forgot you could do that.

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Yeah.

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Give it a five star on the Spotify, on the Apple podcasts on YouTube.

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Can you do five star Pandora?

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You used to like Pandora. Pandora.

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Heath is a Pandora.

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I love it.

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Wait, you actually.

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This is a limewire exclusive.

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And that's why we'll never get a Spotify deal, because you keep saying, I love Pandora.

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Spotify's listening. Hey, make them lock it in.

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Make them work.

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Every time.

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They're like, you know what?

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Let's look into them. I love Pandora.

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Can't get enough of that.

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Pandora.

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Even with the ads. I love Pandora.

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I like my music randomized.

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I like not being able to go back.

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I go, Adler, can you listen to podcasts on.

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I have no idea.

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You can take off your shoes if you want. Heath, am I being very comfortable here? It's a vibe.

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I also don't take my shoes off until I go to bed.

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You wear all the time.

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Do you feel gross when you don't have.

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Well, that's why my feet are so nice. They're just constantly protected.

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He does have the prettiest feet in the world.

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Have you seen his feet?

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No, not the first episode.

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The amount of times I've kissed his toe, because it's so beautiful and clean and pristine.

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Yeah.

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Are you trimming them often?

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A lot.

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I don't get hair on my feet. I only have a little bit on.

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My feet because they're suffocated by socks.

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That's right.

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And you don't get pedicures, right?

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Never.

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If you went inside, like, a salon salon, they would freak out over your feet because they're always.

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Every time. Come look at this.

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Every time I take my socks off, I swear to God, I feel so bad. I immediately.

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All get pedicures.

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I'm all right.

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I don't want you guys.

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No.

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My mom did take me one time, like, years ago. She like.

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It tickles.

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It does. I'm not a fan.

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Have you seen the ones where you put your feet in water and the fish eat all the dead skin?

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What kind of fucking salons are you.

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Going to died from that recently?

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Don't. What?

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Why?

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I don't know what happened.

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It was some sort of setting the precedent. Should we, like, fact check the podcast?

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Hell, no. We don't fact check our last hours either.

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I can't.

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Half the shit I know I've already said is wrong. Absolutely wrong.

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Guys, let's just fight.

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If you're a group of friends and you're just chitchatting, are you fact checking everything that you tell your friends?

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And if you were, you'd be like, they need to go, yeah.

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They would be like, no.

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Imagine you're actually sitting there having a conversation, and your friends just looking at.

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You, and they go, fact checking you.

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Beat it.

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There is some people that do that. It's just not fun.

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Get them out of here.

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All right, so I know we all loved filming with each other, right? Those three, four episodes that we did, what was our first impressions of each?

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Don't. So there was an idea pitched that we should do a podcast swap. And Zayn and I are like, we've had, like, a guest here and there.

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Honestly, Heath, we've been doing it for, like, two, three years, but we've never been on somebody else's podcast.

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At that point.

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At that point.

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So we were approached for doing, like, a podcast swap, and me and Zayn are looking at each other. We're like, why would they want to do that? I don't get the point of them coming on our set and filming an episode, and then we just go on theirs and film in their set.

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It just sounded so stressful too, because we don't know how their camera equipment.

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I was like, yeah, we don't understand.

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God, how we couldn't even get the mics working the first five episodes.

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Remember?

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I was like, okay, I guess that's kind of cool. Yeah, it would drive excitement. Like, wait, who is this? On our set? And I was like, I guess.

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And their set was just not our color, too. We're like, we don't want to have to go from wood to that. And who knows what we're going to look like on there? And how are people going to even just perceive that?

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Yes, we'll do it. And you still showed up.

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Turns out we're on their episode.

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Wait, the day of?

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Yeah. You all remember.

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We finally figured it out.

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It's because our manager told us that it was what a podcast swap was.

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Yeah, they had to clear it up.

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Which, if you don't know, a pod swap is where two well established podcasters.

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Will say that again.

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Which. And kind of like a little club moments. Like, you come on our podcast. We'll go on your podcast.

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I think the word switch threw me off.

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Yeah, they didn't need to say that.

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They didn't need to say swap. Say they would like to be on your podcast.

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I don't know. Hey, do you want to have them as a guest and then if you want to be a guest on theirs?

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Yeah.

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Or you could say pot swap.

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Way easier to just mad weird.

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Like, wipe swap. No. I found out that you guys thought we were just switching sets. I almost peed my pants.

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It's embarrassing.

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No, it's hilarious.

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You should have went through with it. Like, you show up all ready to go. You have your whole team. All right, guys. You guys can just wait outside for next record.

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Yeah, hit record here. I think my first impression when you told me that was, you guys aren't.

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The brightest, the bright.

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Why?

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You didn't have that impression before that?

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No.

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Well, I was a fan of you guys on vine, and I have to say, I told Alicia this when you guys brought up this idea. I'm so excited to finally have friends in my life who get the vine references that I say because she was never on vine.

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We still missed that whole, I was.

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Filming back to school to this day.

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Busy already being to this day.

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She's, like, missing.

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I know.

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I'm sorry.

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So I loved you guys on vine, but then when I heard the swap thing, I was like, oh, maybe it.

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Was our first pot swap.

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Yeah.

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So we learn something every day, right?

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Yeah.

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That was a really good episode.

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It was.

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And then when you came on ours, that was a really good episode, too.

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It worked.

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I think one of the. It's probably not my first impression, but one that stuck with me, and it still does. And I hate myself.

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Don't.

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I tried to play it cool the rest of the episode, too, but I was just like, this, when we talked about who had the worst style.

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Sorry.

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No, it was really funny because I had just got that shirt, too. It's my new golf shirt. I'm going to start dressing nicer for these I'm going to start dressing nicer for these episodes. Let me put a collar on. I was like, okay. No, it's really funny.

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Core memory for you, though.

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Yeah. And what shirt was it? It was like a brown and pink and green stripe.

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I think you look amazing right now, too.

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Thank you.

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I think you are probably the best dress out of all of us right now.

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Yeah, for sure.

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No, I mean it.

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But when you said I was, like, number one, I deserved that. I was wearing, like, an ace Ventura shirt. I got that. Yeah.

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You're killing it. I also had on these new shoes.

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That I just got.

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They were like, I'm sorry. Flat, flat leather, see through, no sock, looked like a basket weave. I don't know what they call, like, guachos or something like that.

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Is that what they're called?

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I don't know.

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I think they're called, like, Rachas. I don't know. I think that's what the title called them. Boy, but I thought I was eating.

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My favorite was when we're doing what dogs look like. Which dog? Alicia's was fucking the afghan hound.

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And there are two in my neighborhood that walk around. The owner walks them, and I'm like, every time I see them, I'm like.

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And those afghan hounds look just like the owner, too. It's just always shaggy. Long hair, white hair. Like, old. Not what bleach, grandpa old.

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My first impression was, I remember I had TK showing me because she was so into the vlogs and everything. So she's, like, trying to explain to me everyone about it, right? And she's like, this is Zayn and Heath. And it literally was you guys licking a stripper pole. And I was like, okay, cool.

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And what did they do?

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That's their vibe. That's fine.

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As soon as she saw that, she was like, pot swap.

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I was like, okay, with Heath. I remember you walked in, you were so professional. But I definitely thought you were, like, a partier. Like, from the episode, from my POV, I was like, oh, my God. Mall, Florida, drinking stripper, just.

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Which maybe.

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We definitely had our era.

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Okay.

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For sure.

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You should have been the Zana Heath era.

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It was bad, though. It was bad.

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We ran this the channel.

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We didn't run nothing.

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We ran ourselves into the ground. Heath and I ran saddle ranch.

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What did, like, a weekend look for you guys at that time, a weekend.

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Yeah.

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We could tell you what a Tuesday night looked like.

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It was weeknight.

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It was same thing as a Saturday night. A weekend, I think all day. We would just, like, smoke in the backyard.

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I'd have a cigarette in my room first, and then I would work my way to the porch. And then I'd go over to their.

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Porch because we'd walk outside, we'd see, he's smoking outside.

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Are you neighbors?

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We had a guest house situation, so it was two homes with a pool in the center of it.

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I remember the pool.

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And I think most of the time we were just sitting out there, just smoking cigarettes, chitchatting, gossiping, drinking.

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Probably in the back, looking back, it degeneracy.

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We lived like trailer trash. Imagine somebody outside of a trailer trash home. Sorry for the trailer people. Sorry to my trailer community people. We just lived like we had nothing to live for. We were just like, let's just drink.

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We lived like we shouldn't be.

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Yeah. But I tell Heath every day, I'm glad we lived like that. And I'm glad we look like that.

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Back then because we were able to glow up.

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That's me.

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It's the best feeling because we used to be what we were and look at other people be like, damn.

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Like, it was unattainable, though.

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Yes, man, they have their shit together.

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Yeah. Must be nice.

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And it was so hard to ever see that in us. Even if we tried, we would never look that good. And now we're models.

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Not like we're.

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But I feel like we've definitely bettered ourselves.

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Yeah.

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I'm proud of you, Heath.

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And I'm proud of you.

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Thank you.

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You killed it. You did really, really good.

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Heath and I are now not everyday drinkers. I don't know. That's crazy to say that. Me and you do not abuse drug substances and alcohol. Substances and alcohol and just bad food anymore. Me and you, we don't do that anymore.

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Who are we?

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I'm very proud of you guys.

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Yay.

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If you've made it this far, comment below a clapping emoji.

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I just don't abuse substances anymore.

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It's strapped on as we've got some.

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Red cos amigos sitting here.

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I'm going to bring all my bad habits back to this show and I'm really excited for that.

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I've never said this, but I remember with Heath the very first time we recorded, I was like, he has such intense eye contact.

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A lot of people tell me that.

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I'm sorry. What? Yes.

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Icon like you.

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Yeah.

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He looks like through you.

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No, it's just like, you know what? I saw a girl on TikTok talk about this. Is it walleye? Walleye, yeah.

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What does that mean?

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Heath isn't walleye, but I think it's a form of something like that where some people just have. I think it's like your eye looks like one color.

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No, goddamn.

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I'm trying.

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I'm trying. Don't be the fact checker.

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Okay.

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No. What is it, though?

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Walleye is like a horse where their eyes are on each side of their head.

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I thought walleye is like. You're looking through a wall. Like that? Yeah, like that.

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You see that? How are you doing that?

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I don't know.

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That is a crazy talent that you.

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It was from those magic eye picture books when you have to get the 3d thing.

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Yes.

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And I would just sit there and do it so much, and then I was able to separate.

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Are you on that side of TikTok? Because I am.

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It's like a stereo or something.

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I forget what it's called. Anyway, so in the first episode, I thought that. But then we did the high episode together, and I was like, it was even worse.

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Well, he was red and you're.

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When I listen to people, I'm very like.

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I give my attention. I think I'm not used to it.

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Because I was like, I've never noticed it. If it makes you feel.

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Yeah, I think people notice it when they're insecure about eye contact. No, not like, in a mean way.

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Read me that.

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Felt you up with that shit?

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No.

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When people feel uncomfortable with eye contact is when they notice it. The fact that Zayn doesn't notice it because he stares.

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I don't only stare.

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I stare in disgust.

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No, but I just give, like, full.

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It's a good trait.

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It makes me feel like you're listening and you're processing and remembering things that I.

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Right, I do mean that.

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Actually.

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That one was a little intense. I felt that one right there.

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It's just like, it's there.

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They have to be messing with me.

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There's no way it's that bad. He's going to go home and think about talking to me, like, yeah, protect yourself.

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Protect your. I should have took that bullet for you.

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Anyways, I remember when you walked in, I was like, I don't mean this in a bad way.

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Just say you don't want to hear it. Because knowing how I sound like that.

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Zane.

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You don't want to hear it.

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No, I remember being like, wait, he's cute.

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Why is that bad? I saw this stripper pool video and.

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I was like, you heard that?

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Okay, replay that time. Black and white.

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They're already selling it. First episode, oh, expecting.

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But then in reality with Heath, I was like, oh, he's so different than what I thought. Granted, I miss your party era, but I feel like you're genuinely so nice and so respectful and thank you. It is so rare to have people clean up after themselves when they leave.

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I think about it all the time.

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I'm like, both of you, but you specifically, you are literally like clean.

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You're sweeping.

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And I'm like, especially in LA, I'm like, that's not normal.

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Or just like men in general, I feel like are not super polite, at least a lot that I've come across. And you guys are very polite, very respectful people.

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Thank you.

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It's a nice, know, if it wasn't like, what if it know, if I see trash everywhere, I might be like, oh, mine just kind of adds to it. It all depends on the environment.

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And then in our first episode, rem was like, oh, my God, I'm the Zane to your heath. And then now I'm like, this is the mental side, 100%.

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I saw that too. I saw comments like, oh, Remy. I was like, no, I don't think so.

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Both of us taking our shit because.

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Alicia was over my house the other day. We were going over the first episode and she's trying to tell a story and she's like having a panic attack every 2 seconds. I was like, I'm listening. I'm like, oh, wow. I feel like I'm looking at a mirror. She's just, wait, let me start over. I'm like, oh, my God, this isn't good for me. I'm looking at somebody.

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I know you don't care, but I'm going to tell you anyway.

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I was like, oh, my God. But yeah, this is definitely the mental side for sure.

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You're more shy than I thought, at least getting to know you.

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I think I've gotten more shy over the past years, 100%. You've seen it, right?

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Yeah.

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I think both of us have.

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In a good way or a bad way?

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I think in a good way.

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I would say for me it was a bad way, really, because I'm more closed off. I can't be in a social setting for a long time. I just want to go home. I'd rather be in my house.

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That's not bad, though. We were both like, we'll call it chatter boxes. But I feel like as we're both getting older, I like listening to people more and giving input when I can.

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I don't know how to listen.

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But you. That's why you listen to me.

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Yeah.

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No, I do.

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You're a good listener. Yeah. And then also I feel like going out. Not that we don't need to make new friends or meet people, but it's kind of like we have such a routine for our lives that to start a new friendship or a new addition, it's like you have to put in energy and effort. And we check on people, we check up on everybody, make sure to stay in contact. And it's just like, I feel like there's already so much on our plate that we're kind of like, we would love to meet new people and make more friends, but it's just kind of like I really don't need to right now.

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And it just feels so inconvenient to trying to make new friends right now.

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It's tough. Yeah.

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Even like, I was talking. Tod, Todd's my roommate. For new listeners.

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There are. They're there.

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I know. Okay.

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Tod's my roommate. We're both. He came up to me. He's just like, this girl wants to go on a date tonight. I just don't want to go because I'm just like, I just want to stay home. It's my routine. It's just so comfortable. I'm like, me too. The last thing I want to do is go on a date with somebody I don't know. To spend two, 3 hours on a date and sit there and just talk to.

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Especially knowing going into it, I'm going to have to explain who I am as a person.

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My favorite color, my favorite food.

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It's like a therapy session.

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Okay.

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But I've been on dates where I explain what I do, and then I've been on dates where I don't explain what I do. And sometimes the ones where I don't, where I just make up some shit like, oh, I'm like, in marketing, those are harder because I'm like, fuck yeah.

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Because you're lying.

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I know.

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I told ka I was in marketing.

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For the first few weeks.

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Oh, so he didn't like, look you up, but he 100% looked you up.

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Until he came to your penthouse.

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He was like, bitch, you are not in marketing.

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What if I'm a really good marketer?

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You were a teacher.

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Really good marketer.

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Knew you were a YouTuber five minutes after the date. 100%.

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I don't think so.

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We are looking up. We're just like girls when it comes.

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Doesn't seem like the person that would be looking somebody up.

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I don't think he cared.

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Yeah. You don't think he's looking up her.

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Instagram at the time?

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I'm assuming that Instagram was the first time he was like, wait, what? Right?

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I don't know, honestly. I should ask him.

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How? You're our first.

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Something I should find out before the.

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Just.

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Just fun.

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I'll ask your speeches at your wedding.

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I mean, it's not that important. It's just like, just curiosity. Like, what did he think of you when he saw your page?

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Well, didn't you make it a big deal? You're like, by the way, I have something to tell you.

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I'm Hannah Montana.

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Literally. Literally. I think I did, actually.

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And he probably was like, cool. I think I did bring the drama. I think I did.

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Of course you it my first impressions for both of you. I didn't really know you guys at all until you guys. That was like the.

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I just had deja vu.

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No, sorry.

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Deja vu is good.

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That means you're in the right place at the right time.

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This moment feels very familiar, like this exact spot.

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We've been here for an hour.

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Yeah, we built the set.

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You've never heard of deja vu?

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I've never understood it. People say it and I have them explain. I want to hear their explanation of deja vu every single time I see it because I'm just curious.

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Okay. Yes.

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When I look at something like, oh, I just don't get it.

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I don't get how it feels like.

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I've been here another day.

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You've seen it before.

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I feel like I've been here before.

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It makes me feel really uncomfortable, though.

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Oh, I love it.

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Because every time I get deja vu, I'm like, I've seen this before. And then I start thinking, this is what I saw before my death. And then I start really freaking myself out.

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Love that.

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Why would you?

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I don't know. Because I'll get it when I'm driving, and I'll have really insane deja vu where it lasts for, like, a minute and things keep happening that I've seen before and I felt it, and I'm like, this is really weird. And then I think, like, okay, this is when I go.

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So you're saying it's for a whole minute, so for a minute you're able to predict what's happening next.

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It's not like the feeling of, like, I can predict the future.

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It feels like a memory.

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You're like, oh, that one time when we were like, it feels like it's already happened.

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Yeah.

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You have the feeling. It's a really weird feeling of being like, I've done exactly this. I've seen this, this feeling, everything. But then I also get the feeling of in the deja vu that I've had this deja vu before.

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It's like double.

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It's like, I know I've seen this, but I've also seen this in a vision type thing.

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That's why I start really, like, my.

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Brain have probably never, I think, unless you've experienced it.

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It is a weird thing.

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It is weird.

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Do you guys have a voice inside your head?

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I don't understand what they mean by that.

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I see. Okay.

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I talk to myself in my head, obviously.

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Yeah.

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Doesn't everyone? But apparently not.

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Yeah.

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My best friend who's not you. My other best friend.

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Okay. No, sorry.

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I just had to clarify.

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She doesn't have a voice in her head. And we just realized this very recently, she has no voice. She can't talk to herself in her head.

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Do you?

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No.

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Yeah, I definitely talk to myself.

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I would feel like you don't have any thoughts, though, because I don't have a voice, but I have my thoughts. I can think things in my head.

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If I'm thinking about a conversation I'm about to have, I'm practicing it in my head. I'm able to talk to myself.

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Is it your voice in your head or is it just like, what's going on?

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It's not my own voice in my head. It's more like somebody else's voice in my, you know, if I'm about to have a conversation with Heath and it's like, a serious one, I'm talking to him in my head, and I'm assuming he's going to say something and I'm going to work off that anger.

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Oh, you're like, that far ahead with a conversation.

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Are you thinking that far ahead?

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Yeah. I'll play out mostly conversations that happened in the past of things that I could have said and what they would have said back if I had said that.

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Oh, my God.

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Trying to make a good guess of what they would say to what you say.

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Yeah.

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Do you ever have fights in your head?

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Oh, that's what I'm talking about.

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You, like, pissed yourself off.

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Crazy.

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No, I could have a fight with someone in my head. And then we make up, and then I see them in person.

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Like, I'm like, we're cool.

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Don't worry. I forgave you.

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Don't worry about it. We're cool.

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Yeah. I make up scenarios in my head all the time.

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Okay.

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It's really weird shooting so seen, but I don't have an actual voice, if that makes sense.

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No, that's what I'm talking.

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I don't hear my own voice.

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Do they just have feelings?

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I think I just have feelings. Not feelings, but I can say the words in my head, but I don't hear my own voice saying, yeah, okay.

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I see what you're saying.

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I think it's the same thing as somebody that can't picture an object in their head, like an apple.

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I've been wanting to ask other people this. Okay. When you close your eyes at night to go to bed, do you just see black?

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Yeah.

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What do you mean?

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Right before you go to sleep, I thought everybody.

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I see kind of colors every now.

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I see the most vibrant bursts of colors and morphing, almost like a lava lamp, just going crazy behind my eye.

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That's why you can't sleep at night.

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No, I know what you mean. I know what you mean.

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And it's, like, distracting to the point where it's, like, hard to fall asleep because all I'm seeing is just like, these.

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Yeah, I know what you mean.

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Like, right now, if you close your eyes right now, you could see, like.

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A lava, and it's, like, morphing, but then also, like, static.

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People would say that it's like your chakras. Like, your heart is green, like, the different colors of your chakras and spiritual stuff. So I forget what all the other colors are, but they would be like, oh, that means this, or blah, blah, blah, blah.

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Okay, my spiritual king.

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Somebody give me a crisp. Oh, my God.

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Remember when I got a haircut and he shaved my sideburns off this morning?

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Remember when it was his first ever haircut? Remember when the other person came in.

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Front to have to, like, this is a special occasion. I was excited. I wanted to get a haircut for the show. So we just moved, and I was like, let me try out a new barber nearby our house. I go to this place. It looks really nice.

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Save some money.

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No, it was five stars.

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Like 100 reviews. No, there was like 100 reviews. And I go, and the guy is super nice. He was friendly. We talked. It took him an hour, and he was not doing much the whole time. I'm like, damn, this starting to take a while. And he has me turned away from the mirror the whole time, so I can't see him?

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Like, it was a surprise. Like, oh, you're going to love it. Oh, it was a surprise.

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So he's like, all right, I'm almost done. Let me just get a second opinion real quick before I show you. And I was like, second opinion? Like, you're cutting my hair.

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How old is he?

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He was probably, like, my age.

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Okay.

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And then he calls the boss over, and he goes, hey, come check out my work. And the guy comes walking over, and he goes, not bad in front of you. I can't believe they're doing, like, in front of me. He could have been like, go to the bathroom real quick. Call the boss over. Hey, let me know when you walk by if the guy's hair looks okay, if you would. Yeah, don't let me know that it's your first haircut.

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Yeah.

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So then he's standing there. He's like, yeah, it's not bad. And then he goes, let me see your clippers. And then the guy starts trying to fix. He goes, all right. You see what you did here? And he's like, showing the line like.

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You'Re a mannequin head.

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That's insane.

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You're like, you know, I.

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He's like, okay, you see this right here?

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Yeah.

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You need to fix that. So he's going like this.

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And all this was without you looking in the mirror.

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I couldn't see anything. And then he goes, all right, you ready? And then he turned me around. I was like, okay. I didn't really get a good look. I just knew I needed to get out. I called Mariah on the way home. I was, like, explaining the whole situation, and she's waiting for me outside to see it, and she's like, she's ready. It's not that bad. And then I turned, and she was like, uh oh. I was like, what? She's like, go look in the mirror. So I ran inside. He took off my sideburns. He separated my beard from my hair.

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And it is bald.

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And I had to trim my beard down even lower when I got back to try to make it look not as noticeable. It was a full beard with just.

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Like, an inch and a half.

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Oh, so you trimmed it down.

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Zane.

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Oh, I thought that was him.

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No, I had to go in and keep trying to get this lower to not be camouflaged.

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It doesn't look bad. Yeah, you could have done that shit.

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Where it was like, kind of like, ombre. Thank you for that.

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The ombre.

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Yeah.

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But anyway, I tried. I really did.

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How much was this haircut?

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$40.

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That's a good deal.

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That's $10 cheaper than usually what you get out here.

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So you guys with money is absurd.

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$40 for.

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I was upset. A steal.

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Usually. Immense haircut is between, like 30. Should be thirty five dollars to fifty dollars out here.

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Wow.

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In LA, in Florida, I was paying eight.

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No. First time haircut should be $10.

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No, but it should be free if.

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I'm your first customer.

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True. With a punch card.

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There you go.

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Come on. All right, let's play our game that we want to play. Before I get more worked up, everyone.

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Give this video a like for YouTube. It's the most dislike. Rewind.

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Okay, so since we hardly know each other, but we decided to have a business together and make a podcast together, maybe we should get to know each kind of. Rem and I were thinking we should do, like a part two of our truth or drink moment. Yes.

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Sorry, I got tired for. No, no, I'm turning back on. I'm back.

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Well, we should say that you're not.

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Doing shots and I've got my drink.

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Here, so it's just you two.

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I just like that you're bringing old Zane back.

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So the rules of the game. I'm going to ask the question everyone's going to answer. If you want to answer, beautiful. If you don't, that's fine. But you do have to take a drink. Or a shot. Them two over there are taking shots. You and I don't do shots. Right, because I'll throw up on this.

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Couch and I'm also a year sober.

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Wait, it was Coachella, right?

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Yeah.

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That's amazing.

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Seriously, you're going to hit twelve months on this show.

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I know.

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We should celebrate.

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We should.

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By taking.

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By taking a shot.

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Twelve months will be like, on your birthday?

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Yeah. Oh, my God.

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Was your birthday the last time you drank?

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Probably right after it was the last day of Coachella. Was my last drink.

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Wait, you drank last year at Coachella?

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Barely.

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Also, fun fact, we do have twins on this show.

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Yes. Same birthday.

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Same birthday.

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Same year.

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You were born on the same day. Same year.

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But did you guys figure out what times you guys were born? Who's older?

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I didn't.

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07:00 p.m.. Ish.

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Aren't you, like, California time?

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Yeah.

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So that would be 10:00 p.m.

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I think I was in the morning.

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Okay, you're older.

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Okay.

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Wouldn't it be crazy if we were.

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Like, long lost twins?

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Imagine birth.

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No, not switched at birth.

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Actually the same idea.

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Should we jump into the questions? Yes.

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Where are the questions.

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You got your go go juice. Everybody got their go go juice. My go go juice is like a euphoric kava seltzer, which, you know, it.

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Makes me feel good.

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Yes.

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It loosens you up a little.

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Yeah.

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It makes me relax.

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Vodka. And we got tequila. Yes.

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Heath and I drank, like, three of those. We were.

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They're so nice.

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It's called euphoric seltzer, but it actually makes you feel euphoric. It's insane. And it makes you feel drunk, but you're not drunk. That's why it says drink responsibly on there.

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Okay.

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It's crazy.

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21 plus.

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What's in it?

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It's kava and cratom. I have no idea what that means. Yeah. Could be worse than alcohol.

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I don't know.

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We read that it's, like, not good to drink.

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A lot of it.

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A lot of it.

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Okay, so I'm going to.

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We do.

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I am very excited about this because you did tell us, and I'm looking at Zayn, in case you didn't know, that you were excited for this podcast because you wanted. Yeah. You wanted to open up. You wanted to share a side that the unfiltered listeners don't get to hear. You wanted to talk more about your dating life.

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You can see that all in my book that I'm about to. Yes.

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That felt real.

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But you do, right?

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You want to open up more.

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You want.

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Yeah. I just want to sing like a canary on know, instead of being Zane.

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And heath unfiltered, he wants to be pretty unfiltered.

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Exactly.

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We're going to peel back the layers two ways, though.

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Like, they're pretty unfiltered or it's like.

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And it's up to debate for the.

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Viewers, and we're setting the precedent now.

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Precedent.

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So with that being said.

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Go rem. Hit me.

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Okay.

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We're going to start off with a very intrusive question.

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What's everybody's body count.

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Amongst four of us looking down? Wait, it's like one of those.

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Oh, my God.

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Oh, my.

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Thought.

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I guess she's in the triple digits.

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Mmhmm. Protection. You see that?

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You raise her a sip of your euphoric.

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I like the privacy.

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All right.

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You see, I wouldn't have mind being vulnerable if my friends were, but I guess I'll take the shot too. First question.

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Spit it back in. Spit it back in and tell us your number. We can't tease this.

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I don't have the number. I don't have the number. But I could tell you? Like a gap.

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Okay.

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Tell us a gap.

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Okay, let's hear the gap.

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It's like between ten to, like, 200.

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That's a big gap.

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Okay. I'm kidding.

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All right.

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I would say between 20 to 30.

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Okay.

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I'm not like, a slut. Yeah.

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Are you a tender lover?

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Would you say tender lover?

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I said chicken tender lover.

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Shit. Wait.

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Now, I'm just curious. What's everybody's. Well, we know, but what's your types?

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Your type is Mariah.

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My type?

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Obviously. That's good.

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Yeah, good answer.

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Five three, dancer.

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Oh, I thought you were talking about your type. That's a short mania.

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Okay, short.

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Get up on that apple crate.

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You talking about Mariah?

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Yeah, Mariah.

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I like that.

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Duh.

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When I think of my perfect person, look wise, I think of, like, Mila Kunis. I see Mila kunis, like, wow. That's exactly. That's your type who I want my wife to be.

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Okay?

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Now, personality.

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Personality. Funny, witty, smarter than me, which is not hard. Most. Again, I said smart, intelligent.

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Professional. Professional.

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Really, like the complete opposite of me. Just to really hold me down. I can't have somebody just like me because that's just. Where is that going to go? Divorce, the kids, rehab? It could really just go really bad for me. Right now I'm sensing my wife to be just scary and what not to me, but she's just like. She's a hard ass. She's strict.

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Okay.

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Because I'm not. And you need the balance.

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Like you want someone to tell you what to do and kind of boss you around.

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Like, put you in check.

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Okay.

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Put me in check. Put me in check in the bedroom.

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Okay. Thank you for being so open and vulnerable with us.

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Of course.

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I'm pretty unfiltered.

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Yes.

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What about you?

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What's your type?

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Honestly? Okay, so I've only been in one serious relationship, and that was so long ago. So I'm like, I think that's the same. I don't know. It could change. But I've only been into brunettes. I haven't really been into blondes, but I'm not opposed.

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Put your head.

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Mariah, please.

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Blur. I just pictured it blurred.

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I felt like that. Did you see that pocket where that girl's wig just fell off her head?

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Fucking hilarious.

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Okay, all right, sorry. Continue, continue.

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Sorry.

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Okay.

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Personality wise.

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Now, personality. I feel like I need someone who's more.

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Okay, that's very specific.

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It is. I don't know, like, laugh, funny.

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Ha ha.

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Okay.

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Oh, can I jump in for you? Yeah, you want someone who I want to be, baby. Yes. But also you want someone who commands the room, because you can be very introverted. So you want someone that will walk in the room and be the center of attention. Be like the life of the party, so that you could just be there and be cute.

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The opposite of you.

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1000%.

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Yeah, the opposite.

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Yeah.

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I think that's what most of us kind of want. Like the kind of the opposite of us in some way.

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Yeah. Right.

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You need the balance.

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Wow.

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In conclusion, my body count is five, so next question.

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Wow, you're innocent.

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You could have totally got away with it.

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What?

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Over not saying it.

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I totally forgot.

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What does she want to do? She wanted to flex. She has a very pure number, and she knows it.

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She knows pure, pure, pure.

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Okay.

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I'm a little slut.

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Stop.

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Question number two.

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Who is your least favorite ex?

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Well, okay, so I only really have had one.

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That's not very fair for me either.

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I guess they would all be least favorite if they're. No, who's your least favorite name?

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Yeah, name.

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Put them out there like that.

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Well, that's why you have a drink.

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In your hand and nobody would know.

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You could have actually just forbid.

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Stacey. You bitch. Bethany.

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You could have rocked everybody. Just called out a random fucking person, and everybody be like, have you dated.

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Anyone else publicly other than Mariah?

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Not really.

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Okay.

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Like, before social media.

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Like a little bit.

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A little bit.

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I don't know.

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Yeah, I loved her.

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Oh, no.

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Zane hated her.

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Yeah, I did not like her.

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We'll go with that one.

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Should we do?

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That's a good one.

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Well, no. You didn't answer.

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I didn't answer. I only had one, so I would.

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Say you only have one ex. No way.

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Yeah.

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I think you know who it is.

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Yeah, I do.

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That's why I put no way.

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You fucking know.

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Really? Who is it?

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No. The only thing Zayn did with this ex was stay in bed all day and watch a Game of Thrones.

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That's not true.

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Yes, it is.

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That's not true.

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Watch Game of Thrones until, like, midnight, and then they'd go out drinking, and then they'd get back.

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Now we're getting truthful. You said I stayed in bed all day, but I did not stay in bed all day.

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That was maybe I had to pick up my postmate.

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Sometimes I would get up and make myself some food.

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Postmates didn't exist.

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The thing is that we both did social media stuff, so when we weren't doing social media stuff, we were watching Game of Thrones. That I forced her to watch. You're going to love this. Every night.

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Every night.

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She did not like it.

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No, it's good in, like, the fifth season.

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No. That means she really cared about you.

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Yeah, no, she did. She did. And it was definitely bad time. It was just like, everything was just not the greatest. It was also my first one, so I just didn't know how to act, what to do. I get that. And you're laughing like you hurt something on the side that I did. She's like, really?

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That was all.

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I can't think of anything specific. But when I do remember more, I'd love to just kind of open it up. It was like a crazy. I feel like there was so much that happened in those, like, eight months that was just, like, wild. And he was there for 85% of it.

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I really am.

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I'd always give him my phone. Like, what do I say?

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I was doing all the.

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Yeah, he was doing all the talking. That's because I cared genuinely. I didn't want to fuck it up. So I was like, you have to text because I'm going to fuck.

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I'd be smoking on the balcony. He'd come out there.

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Oh, yeah.

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I didn't whimper that much.

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It was just like a little.

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What I do.

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Okay, next question. Who is a guest that you guys turn down to have on your podcast?

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Respective podcast? Wait, but if I drink, you don't. That sucks.

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Oh, we need to, like, we should have like.

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Yeah. Okay.

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I only have one in my mind.

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Say it at the same time.

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I don't know.

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Are we unfiltered?

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You guys go, okay.

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You want to try saying it at the same time?

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You can say it because I don't know who you're thinking of.

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Oh, exhibit.

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Oh, forgot about that.

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It just didn't make sense.

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You were showing me, like, an X.

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I was like, yeah, X. Exhibit.

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My brain went xXxtentacion.

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He was long gone.

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Rip.

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Who is exhibit? He's a rapper.

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Pimp my ride.

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Oh, wait, that was my shit.

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We didn't want him to come on TV.

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I know.

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When we got the thing, it was a big email about how we wanted to promote his weed company. And we're like, I don't know if we want. And that's the thing. We didn't want to promote, like, a whole weed company on a whole episode like that. We just didn't feel well.

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You should have done that on a high episode. That would make sense.

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Yeah, but we could have done that.

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But then it's like, we'll have you as a guest. But on Patreon episode for Patreon, the mission for him was to promote his.

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Of course.

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And we understand that if it wasn't attached to having to be all about weed, sure.

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As cool as it was, because we're like, oh, shit, it's exhibit. It just didn't make sense. It doesn't fit the show because I don't think we would have related at all with.

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That's okay, but that's okay.

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We heard you like fishing, so we.

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Put a fucking aquarium of your truck. Remy would love that.

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Wait, that made me think of someone that we said no to. And I can publicly say this because he made it a big thing. Zach justice.

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Oh, really?

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That's our friend. You denied him on your show.

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Well, so what happened is him and his co host, Jared.

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Jared, I love.

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Jared had asked sweetest, but we were.

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Oh, she's ready for the next question.

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We were just, like, not taking a ton of guests. We were kind of cutting back on guests. And so we had passed. And then Zach and Jared went on wild till nine. Our friends podcast, Lauren and Jeremy shout out. And Zach did take the time to call me out multiple times.

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The ratatouille.

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Why do you call you.

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Is that his name?

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Remy.

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My name is Remy, babe.

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No, but ratatouille. Why ratatouille?

[00:54:12]

Because she was calling me the rat.

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The Disney Ratatouille movie. He's called Remy.

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You see.

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He called me out. There are a lot of comments saying that we should have them on.

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That's hot.

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Especially since, well, he started the public thing. I wouldn't have said it had he.

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Not called me out.

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Nine started the drama.

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I've yet to see him in person, but I would love to.

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I haven't.

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He was like, nice to meet you.

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I'm Zach. And I was like.

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It was just funny.

[00:54:40]

Next question. Who was the worst guest you guys ever had on the podcast? And us as well.

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Do you have one in mind?

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Yeah.

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Remember, guys, we don't have to say we can drink, but they do.

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I know people.

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Ooh.

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I know they want.

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I know. To me, you see, I don't mind saying it. It's just, like, the person's feelings, right? Especially with who. I want to say everyone's, like, perfect. They're narrowing it down.

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By who?

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I have someone in mind, but it's not against them. They were great, but their team was. Don't get me wrong, I loved her.

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She is iconic.

[00:55:17]

She's fucking iconic.

[00:55:17]

And she was, like, one of the nicest people we've had on our show.

[00:55:21]

She truly was so nice.

[00:55:22]

Humble and down.

[00:55:23]

So many photos, so many videos, so many things for everything. But we had Ashley Tisdale on, and we fucking loved fucking, like, iconic, right? Sharpay fucking Evans. Right? But her team ahead of time was like, don't mention any character she's ever played or disney.

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Oh, God.

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Before we started recording, she had just gone on not skinny, but not fat, and clips from that where she was talking about Charpet blew up, of course, because fucking iconic.

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Yeah.

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That's the point.

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So with us, they were like, don't mention anything.

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And we're like, but we didn't know until an hour before. And so we had prepped everything, which. Yeah, so many questions.

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Also, our demo, we want to know about Charvet. That's our demo. So I felt like we were a little more like host vibes, but it wasn't anything about her. She was so awesome. She was so nice. But I definitely felt very stressed that episode. And afterwards, walking away, I was like, oh, my gosh. She totally thought we were so lame. She thought we were, like, mega fans. I just remember being so in my head and overthinking everything because, I don't know, I was just.

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We were told not to bring up any characters. And so, of course we're going to respect whatever they.

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We.

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So we talked about her brand, which is she wanted to come promote the brand, of course, Frenchie being Frenchie, shout out the new fragrance. So she was talking about it for a long time.

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Of course.

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We had so many questions, but we had prepped so many more that we weren't able to ask now. And so she was kind of, like, alluding to Disney stuff, but wasn't outright saying it. And then maybe, like, halfway through the episode, she's like, okay, we all know I'm talking about charpet.

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And then once she said it, we were like.

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So we asked a little bit, but it definitely held back a lot.

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We were just like, fuck, I don't know. It was just very. When the episode went up, I remember not being that proud of it, and.

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She was so nice.

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I'm sure she felt bad. Hopefully she felt bad like, that hour, the fact that you guys got, like, an hour before heads. Like, me personally, I feel like Heath and I, if that happened to us, we would have just canceled it.

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We'd have been like, I wouldn't have known what that. Because I would have panicked.

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We would have panicked. We would have just been like, no, cancel. And we would have just play a.

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Game and it's like, don't say the word. And. And you're like, literally, that's how I was. Like, don't mention.

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That. Sucks.

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But good thing you guys pushed through. It was a good. Like, was it like, at least an over?

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It was good. Like, any fan watching would be like, oh, my God.

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No.

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It was a fine episode. But in our head, we were like, oh, my God. We just had such expectations for it. And then it wasn't that. And then it was just, like, all over the place.

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And people were expecting to see, and.

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They expect her to talk about Sharpe.

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Also, I'm, like, a mega fan. I followed every project after Disney. Didn't miss an episode of Hellcats.

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Like, I loved it and I couldn't say anything.

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Damn.

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So we answered that.

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That was good.

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Very vulnerable. Good job, guys.

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Thank you for being open and honest. Yeah. Speaking your truth, our least favorite guest.

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I already said exhibit no.

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That's who we turned down.

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I was hoping these girls would forget, and I did.

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I'm going to drink to that because I'm not going to say it. It's not nice.

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I think I know who yours is.

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And not because they're not a good person. It just wasn't a good episode, was it?

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When the person was, like, sitting in a chair watching you guys the whole.

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Time, there was a lot of pressure in the room.

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Yeah.

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Look at us. How unfiltered we were.

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Like real friends.

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Look at how honest.

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Look at being open.

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Okay.

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Am I right, though?

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Yeah.

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It made it very difficult.

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Okay.

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What's the weirdest, craziest rumor you've heard about yourself?

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Oh, I'll go first. This isn't, like, nothing against it. Nothing against it. But when my vlogs really started getting traction, I was like, oh, my God, I'm like a YouTuber. You know what I mean? I was living with Ashley. We were in Orange county because we lived there for three years. And all the comments were like, are they partners?

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That's funny.

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And they were. And I was like, no. So then after that, for the longest time, I would be like, my sister Ashley. My sister. I still to this day, I'm like, my sister Ashley.

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Well, you guys look nothing alike.

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We look nothing alike. And then there would be comments. Hey. Like, aren't they partners? And there'd be threads, I'm not even kidding. Of people being like, no, they moved in together and blah, blah. And I was no like my sister Ashley.

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My favorite is the people that will comment below and be like, yeah, she said in a vlog that they are dating, and everybody's like, oh, I must have missed it. Can you tell me which? And then they start spreading that. They're like, oh, yeah.

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So probably I'm in a relationship with Ashley. Nicole. I came. My sister. That's a good one.

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That's a good one.

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That's almost gone. We're doing good, and I don't think Zane's drank a lot.

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Well, I also don't think we're kind of playing this right. We're just having a conversation.

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We're making.

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Whoever is who's playing the president, I.

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Have to say we're kind of spilling a lot also, which I think people like. Okay, last and final question.

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Here we go.

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What's a sex toy that always delivers?

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I'll answer. I don't know.

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Have you never used a sex toy ever?

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No, never.

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I have. I have not liked the two that I've used two. Tod had, like, a brand deal and his deal.

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Don't put him on blast.

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No, he did. It was a brand deal. He posted this publicly, and he gifted to me as a video. I was like, thank you very much.

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Played it off cool on camera.

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It looked like a boom box, and it was.

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What did it do?

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I feel like girls toys are much better for them than guys toys are for them.

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Yeah.

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Because I've seen those things.

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The girl ones.

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Yeah.

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It's crazy. So I get it. I get it for the girls, but I think they were just trying to hit another market for the guys, and the guys think.

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But the guys ones look wild, though.

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Have you seen the egg situation? Why eggs?

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Why would it be an egg?

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I think you, like, put it on the.

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Oh, it's a flashlight.

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Flashlight.

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But there's, like, a squishy egg version as well. It's, like, a little. And it's like silicone. It's squishy the egg?

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No, I've never seen.

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I love me the pleasure.

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I've seen the machines where it's like the. All over TikTok. All over TikTok.

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Wait, why are you seeing it on TikTok?

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The thing that they play on Instagram ads is insane. I don't know how you can promote that on ads.

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I'm like, what's your ads bringing.

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To show?

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It's geared to you. They are very targeted.

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Yeah.

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So what was the question?

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What is a sex toy that most always deliver?

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Oh, no, my hands have always been the best.

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Okay.

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When he's good around his me.

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My hands have always been. Yeah.

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All right, let's end it there.

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Alicia didn't answer.

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Triple purple dinosaur 3000.

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Magic wandy bobbity boo did Alicia.

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Quite a few throughout the year.

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One of my favorite best friend memories was when we were just driving after dinner somewhere, and you're like, we're here. And I go, what? And I look, and we're at the pleasure trust. And I was like, what?

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I think everyone should get one.

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No, everyone.

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She's trying to get the Adam and she knows they sponsor vodka.

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The one that Mia promotes.

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Whatever one.

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That one is.

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Mia goff. Mia Khalifa.

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No, no.

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Our friend Mia Sayoko.

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I'm tired.

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I know.

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Well, that wraps up the questions.

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Wow.

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I do feel like I learned a lot about you guys, and I appreciate.

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Your favorite thing about this podcast is like, we know each other. We know each other, but we don't really know each other.

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Exactly.

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So I'm excited. Moving forward to learn a lot of things.

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Oh, we're going to be unwrapping a lot of things.

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We're going to be unfiltered. There's going to be things maybe I don't want to know. And there's going to be things maybe I do want to know.

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It's going to bring up a lot of new conversaTions. Exactly.

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Yeah, exactly.

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And you're going to have to tune in next week on our page.

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I'm just trying to get them hooked.

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Pretty basic is still pretty basic. Zayn and Heath, unheltered.

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Got it. You got it.

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Heath unfiltered is still Zayn and Heath unfiltered, baby. So there's no cancelations of any podcast. There's just an addition. It's like a Disney crossover moment spin off.

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Yeah.

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This was so much fun.

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It was.

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Done. Done.

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I'm really happy we did this. And we hope you guys enjoyed it as much as we enjoyed recording this.

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As much as.

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As many memory cards we ran through.

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Yeah.

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And many more.

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You guys can check out these episodes every Thursday. Every Thursday. Every week on YouTube and audio.

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We're posting.

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The podcast platforms, all that. And we're posting both audio and video at the same day on Thursday, every single week.

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We need, like, a sign off.

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Pu pu. That episode stunk.

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All right, bye, guys.

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We love you. Bye. That was good.

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Wow.

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Amazing.

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Good about it. Yes. I bitch is drunk, by the way. Yeah.

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No, her slur. It's.