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Yeah, went from sleeping on the flow now my jury box froze fuck up pole, fuck up stove counted millions in a cold bad bitch booted swole got her own bank roll can't fold dust a no head shot case close.

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What is up, guys? It's DJ, and you're listening.

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Keep going, keep going.

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I couldn't even do it.

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That was good. I didn't expect that.

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We're trying April Fool's thing.

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Oh, go ahead. By all means. The floor is yours. This makes my job easier.

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I couldn't even hold it in. All right, dude, looking at my dot, that fucked me up.

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All right, let's go. You stepped up to the plate, homie. You gotta swing the bat.

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Swing and the miss, bro.

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Oh, no, you're doing it.

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Yeah.

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Went from sleeping on the floor now my jury box froze fuck up pole fuck up stove counted millions in a cold bad bitch booted swole got her own bank roll can't fold dust a no headshot case close.

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What is up, guys? It's DJ, and you're listening to the show for the realists. Say goodbye to the lies, the fakeness, and delusions of modern day society. And welcome to motherfucking reality, guys. Today we got DJ and Andy Cruz.

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The motherfucking Internet.

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That's fire.

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That's some heat.

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All right.

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What's up, dude?

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Nothing, man. What's up?

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Oh, you know, getting to it, man. Yeah, I didn't expect that. Hey, you know the guy. It was. It was almond. That's idea.

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You guys playing that all weekend?

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Mm hmm.

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Yeah, yeah, we talked.

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We've been talking about some strategy sessions and white boards and stuff.

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Friday? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I still fucked it up, but, you.

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Know, hey, it happens.

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What's going on?

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Nothing much, man. A lot of crazy. A lot of interesting stuff happening. It's. It's an interesting Monday, man. It is an interesting Monday, but we got. We got some shit to. To debrief. All right, we'll say that. We'll call it that. Yeah.

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How was your Easter?

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Easter was good, man. Easter was good, dude, I was fucking exhausted by like five, dude. I was too exhausted. And I don't know if it was, like, the heat or. I mean, cuz, fuck, it was nice. Yeah, it was nice, man. But like, you know, we got up, we did church, did the Easter service and stuff, and then it was like fucking family shuffle. Like, it was fucking. I had. I was in south City, then north county. I'm like, dude, by 05:00 I was cooked.

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I don't do that shit. No, more.

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It's hard.

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That family shuffle shit now, dude.

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It's hard.

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Do that.

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It's hard.

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Guys, want to come to my house, you're welcome.

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Yeah, just pull up.

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It's all good.

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Yeah. How was yours? Everything was good.

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Yeah, I was great.

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Yeah. Yeah.

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But I do. I don't know what it was. I was zapped too, man.

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Cooked. I was cooked, bro.

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Yeah. Anyway.

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Yeah. Well, we got. We got some shit.

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All right.

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Let's get into it.

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Got some shit, guys.

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Pay the fee. Yeah.

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Don't be a ho.

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Share the show. Let's get into it. Let's start off. You know, we did this, I think, like, two episodes ago. We had the dumbass of the day.

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Mm hmm.

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Well, this one's plural.

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Dumb asses.

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Dumbasses. They thems. And I just thought this was absolutely gold here. I'm not sure if you guys saw this headline, but headline reads, Florida transplants fleeing in droves over relentless heat damaging hurricanes. So now there is a mass exodus of all the motherfuckers that handle it. They can't handle it. They can't handle it. But it's actually a little deeper. It's not even just the weather that people are complaining about. Let's dive into this a little bit. This is a New York Post article reading, the grass is apparently not greener in Florida. Thousands of Florida transplants who moved to the sunshine State during the pandemic are packing up to move elsewhere, complaining of the relentless heat, damaging hurricanes and dangerous wildlife. More than 700,000 people, drawn by the promise of sunny weather, no income tax and lower cost, moved to Florida in 2022, including 90,000 from New York state, according to census data cited by NBC News. But nearly 500,000 gave up on Florida and left in 2022, according to NBC News, which interviewed several disillusioned transplants who decided to head back north. One of them was New Yorker Louis Rakowitz, who lasted two years in the state.

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Quote, like every good New Yorker, this is where you want to go, the physician told NBC News by phone while driving to his new home in Charlotte, North Carolina. Quote, it's a complete fallacy. Rockwitz said he and his wife bought a home in the West Palm beach area, where they decided to pursue to a more relaxing, affordable life. He landed the job as an emergency care doctor, and his wife became a teacher. But Rakowicz soon realized they had made a mistake. I had a good salary, but we were barely making ends meet. We had zero quality of life, he told the news outlet. The doc said the commute was a nightmare. The cost of their homeowners association fees had doubled, and he felt unsafe after the state passed a law allowing people to carry guns without a license. Quote, everyone is walking around with guns there. He told NBC News. I consider myself a conservative guy, but if you want to carry a gun, you should be licensed there. There should be some sort of process. So everybody's leaving. What do you got on that?

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Good.

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Everybody has guns, Andy.

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Yeah, man, that's, that's why there ain't no fucking shit.

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You know what I'm saying?

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Like, I don't know how hard it is for these people to really, like, get it. Like, these people when it comes to guns, their logic is so freaking flawed. Like, criminals carry guns. Do you think they get a permit?

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They have licenses.

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Yeah. So crimp, you got a crip. This guy, criminal. He's got criminal license and all the license. I got a regular person license. Like, how fucking stupid and delusional can you be? You know what I'm saying? Like, these people that try to eliminate guns, you're not going to eliminate criminals from having guns. Just like in Europe where they've eliminated guns. And you know what they do now?

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They mass stab.

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They stab, stab. Okay?

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Criminals.

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Criminals, by definition, do not operate within the boundaries of the law, genius. And for you, and another thing, you're a doctor. You're moving to west palm. That's where billionaires live. You're a broke motherfucker, bro. You can't afford to live there, okay? Live within your means. You're probably not made for West Palm where real estate's 50 fucking million dollars, right? All right. On a doctor's salary.

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Well, I mean, address that too, though. It's not like it's. Everything's just more expensive in fucking Florida. That's everywhere.

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Well, yeah, and it's because people are dumb as fuck and they don't. They vote for things that are below the line, as if they are above the line. This is what happens when you vote for things like social initiatives and abortion and all these things. This is what happens. Everybody should be voting for the economy and for the safety of their cities. Those are the two biggest, you know, issues that affect them the most. That's it. And this dude here, uh, sayonara. No one cares. Peace out the fuck out. I'm sure the people of Florida are pouring some out for their homies, you know, saying like, dude, Florida's. Florida's a lot like Missouri, dude. Like, it's just different. It's like Missouri with a beach.

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Yeah.

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Like, if you come here and you bring your bullshit here, nobody's gonna like you. And you're a conservative guy, but you can't understand how someone could want to carry a gun without a license, bro.

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Criminals do it all day long, man.

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This guy. This is what I'm talking about, though. When we talk about, like the. Like, when we talk about privilege, that's privilege. These people have privileged privilege because they've never had to be in contact with any sort of criminal element. So they can't comprehend in their head that, like, fuck, it's probably better that I carry a gun and it's better that that guy has a gun and that guy has a gun because there's trust in community. How many times do you see concealed carry? People just whip out their gun and start shooting. People are pro two a advocates. They don't do it. Now, if someone starts doing some shit, they'll shoot those people. And that never makes the news. They don't put that on the news. But, yeah, man, Charlotte's probably a good place for you. It's probably better than Florida floors a little while for you pussies, you know.

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I'm saying so well, you know Charlotte, you know, according to DT Charlotte, you know, there was good people there.

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Who in Charlotte, North Carolina.

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Charlotte's cool.

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Was that Charlotte or was it Charlotte?

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Charlottesville, Charlie.

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Yeah, I digress.

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Charlotte's a great city, dude. It's just. It's. It's one fifth the fucking cost of West Palm.

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Oh, no shit.

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Yeah, yeah, dude, West Palms, like, the Palm beach, is like, one of the most expensive places, if not the most expensive place in the country right now.

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Oh, yeah.

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And you're a doctor, dude.

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Yeah.

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Like, I know you're a big deal where you come from and shit, but in, in big. In big boy game, doctors don't make that much money.

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No.

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Unless they've been have a hundred practices or. You know what I'm saying?

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Right, right.

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Not enough to live that lifestyle. That's my point.

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Yeah. That's a different lifestyle down there. Yeah, I just saw that, man. I thought that was interesting. Everybody's playing that fucking reverse uno card right now. I thought that was good. Yeah. I mean, good.

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Maybe the real estate come down a.

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Little bit, you know, I'm saying.

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Might go by, smash me up something.

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Yeah, I love it, man. Well, guys, let's get into our headlines. Remember, if you guys want.

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He's got fucking guns in his pants. It's got a gun in his pants. That's not a gun.

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Yeah, he's just happy to see you.

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That's a weapon of mass destruction. All right.

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I guarantee you he didn't. He like, I guarantee you he probably waited a year. He even changed his license plate.

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Huh?

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He just go back to New York. Yeah, he's trying to convert these people. Come to Texas, and they come to fucking Florida, and they buy all the Carhartt. They buy all. Dude, for real. They go to Tennessee. Like, all my buddies in Nashville are like, what the fuck?

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Yeah.

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And you all fucking idiots go there and you vote the same way, not realizing that the shit you believed in is what caused you to leave.

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Oh, man. Oh, man.

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I'm just glad. I'm glad nobody comes to Missouri.

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Don't come here.

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Missouri is like a hidden paradise, bro. No, no one comes here. No one wants to be here. When people come visit, they're like, why do you live here? And I don't say shit. Nope. Because I want them to think that. Do not come here.

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Don't come here.

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We like it here. Fuck off.

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Well, guys, let's get into these headlines. Remember, if you guys want to see any of these pictures, articles, links, videos, go to andyforsella.com. You guys can find them link there. With that being said, let's get into our first one. Coming off the Easter day weekend. I'm sure everybody saw it. It was a big deal all across the. All across the country. Pissed off a lot of people. Joe Biden declared Easter Sunday transgender day of visibility. Now, there's been some updates with this.

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Yeah.

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That I thought were pretty interesting.

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Yeah, there's a lot of interesting topics here on this, even. I'll let you get that here before I started just giving the fucking juice.

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Yeah.

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Let's dive into this.

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This is a Breitbart article reading, President Joe Biden's White House has declared the holiest of christian holidays, quote, transgender day of visibility, and, quote, announcing that transgender Americans are part of the fabric of our nation, the gay part of the nation.

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They're that part that's, like, unraveling.

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They're the rivet on the fabric.

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It's like a tear in it.

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Biden issued an official proclamation on Good Friday reading, quote, we honor the extraordinary courage and contributions of transgender Americans and reaffirm our nation's commitment to forming a more perfect union where all people are created equal and treated equally throughout their lives. The official proclamation continued. Now, therefore, I, Joseph R. Biden, junior president of the United States of America, by virtue of the authority vested in me by the Constitution and the laws of the United States do hereby proclaim march 31, 2024, as transgender day of visibility. I call upon all Americans to join us in lifting up the lives and voices of transgender people throughout our nation and to work toward eliminating violence and discrimination based on gender identity. Excuse me. Biden's chosen day for the inaugural celebration is Easter Sunday, a day on which christians, including Biden, who discusses his catholic faith, often celebrate the resurrection of Jesus Christ. Now, listen, I'm not one to tempt God. Like, I don't, you know, gotta be careful with that stuff, right? And I don't know how many people out there are religious. That's besides the point. But it is interesting that, you know, when they, you know, the day that they do the Easter egg hunt and all of that stuff at the White House, it was a bunch of lightning and storms all across, and they got delayed like 2 hours before they could even do anything.

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So the start of the traditional Easter rogue Easter egg roll at the white egg roll.

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Yeah, kind of roll. Is that.

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Well, asian mix in there, I think a little teriyaki in there, but it was delayed for love.

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Egg rolls, bro.

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Egg rolls are good.

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They're the shit.

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They are good.

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So one good thing come out of China.

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I don't even think that's a Chinese.

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Hot stickers and egg rolls.

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I don't think, though. I think that's all american.

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Chinese Americans are cool, though, because they fucking don't like China either.

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No.

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Yeah, that's real. They know we like to eat.

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Yeah, they're egg rolls.

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The start of the traditional Easter egg roll at the White House was delayed for 90 minutes on Monday as angry storm clouds delivered thunder, lightning, and a dusting of light rain on the assembled guests. Here's a video clip of it.

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She.

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That looks like my house.

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It does, actually. He got called out by the DC Archbishop and DC, the catholic archbishop. He got called out as a cafeteria Catholic. His official statement said, quote, I would say that he's very sincere about his faith, but like a number of Catholics, he picks and chooses dimensions of the faith to highlight while ignoring or even contradicting other parts. Gregory replied, there's a phrase that we have used in the past, a cafeteria Catholic. You choose that which is attractive and dismissed that which is challenging, but the biggest, weirdest, not weird. It makes sense, apparently. Now Biden. Biden saying he didn't even do that.

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Did you see that?

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I did, but I didn't know if that was true or.

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No, it's real. Yeah, it's absolutely real. Apparently this is a tweet from Philip Malanton Wegman. He says, quote, I didn't do that. Biden said when asked about proclaiming Easter Sunday Trans day of visibility, asked about Speaker Johnson's claim otherwise, the president replied, quote, he's thoroughly uninformed.

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Yeah, he didn't do that. He didn't do it.

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There's a fucking tweet.

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He didn't do it. So just more lying. Andy, let's get some juice on this.

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Well, first of all, this started in 2009, okay? So like, everybody saying that it was, you know, it's this thing that he just made up. It's not. It's been going on since 2009. And Easter moves every single year. It just so happens that Easter falls on this date this year. And that makes you question, why make such an official proclamation?

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Right?

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And when I break this down in my head, that's just more demoralization. That's part of the communist revolution that's happening in the country right now. The next step after that is destabilization, which is what we're seeing with the migrant crisis, the crime, the inflation. The next step after that is crisis, and the next step after that is normalization. So I believe they're running straight down the pipe of a communist takeover in this country. And this is just part of the demoralization, along with his part saying, I didn't do that.

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Like, that's a.

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That's clearly a lie. And what they're doing is flexing on America, saying, hey, I could say whatever I want. I can do whatever I want. And there's nothing I. You could do about it. These people are hostile towards the american people.

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And there's.

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Yeah, there's people that are with them no matter what, but that's a small minority. And the more that they do this, the more they push everybody away from them. And I still think this goes along with the idea of them trying to get people so aggravating, so pissed off that they either join or give up trying, or they get violent. And these people are able to crush some sort of violent revolution attempt like they claim January 6 was. Right. Because if they can get people to organize and be violent, there's a good chance that they can kill all the main leaders in one stop. You know, if you got. If you had 50,000 people or 100,000 people or a million people get together at once against these people, and they just drone strike these people. They don't have any resistance left. And all the people who weren't there would say, great job, you did it. You saved America. And that would be the narrative that they would never run. They would run. Yeah. So I think they're trying to either get people to totally quit trying because it's, you know, quote unquote hopeless in regards to having any accountability for these people, you know, and that's.

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That's what we see with Biden straight up denying it like that when he just tweeted it the day before, two days before that, actually, yesterday tweeted it and today saying he didn't do it. So, like, that's what I see there. I see them. I think I see demoralization, and it doesn't matter what I say or do. You can't do anything about it.

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Yeah.

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So what you're saying is. And, like, just to make.

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Just.

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Just to clear this up. So, you know, Easter does change. Every single year, the date of Easter changes. Right, right. And so you're saying that this trans day of visibility, this has been a thing.

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Yes.

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The last.

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Since 2000.

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915 plus years.

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Yeah. And so.

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But one thing that I think it's important for people to point out is that these tyrants, they will use any. Any type of advantage to push that demoralization, for sure.

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So.

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Okay, cool.

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Yeah.

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Easter fall. Oh, this is perfect.

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Yeah.

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Let's make a proclamation.

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Push the proclamation.

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Let's. Let's. Let's stir up the hornet's nest.

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Yeah.

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Because, I mean, do, like. Like, listen, at the end of the day, they're. The vast majority of Americans are christian.

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Yeah.

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Vast majority. 70% of America believes that. Yeah, Easter is the day that, you know, Jesus rose from the dead. And so it's like you're. When you have an opportunity to shit on the majority of the country as a tyrant, you're going to do it.

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Well, you know, dude, I also think.

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That this is a play to try and get violence going against the transgender community, you know, all eight of them. Well, you know what, dude? Real talk. I'm fucking sick of the visibility and the 50 plus holidays they all get.

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You know, it's like three months, bro.

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I'm fucking tired of it, and so is everybody else. We get it forced down our throat in every single fucking direction we look. You know? Y'all don't need any more visibility. You need to shut the fuck up. That's what you need to do. You need to shut the fuck up. And people leave you the fuck alone. Stay away from kids. People will leave you alone. Stop this crazy shit. People will leave you alone, jamming your fucking shit down. Everybody's throat at every fucking point is only going to create more problems for you. You're not going to be left alone or live in harmony or be respected or be treated with dignity because you're not treating anybody else with respect and dignity. You're not respecting anybody else's viewpoints. You're having to shove your lifestyle down everybody's fucking throat. And if you don't, if they don't like it, they're a racist, they're a bigot, they're this, they're that. There are this. How about this? Fuck off.

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How about that?

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Yeah, it makes sense to me, man. Yeah, I mean, and here's the thing. They're like, the visibility that they're begging for, they're going to get. It just won't be the one that they want.

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Well, leave people alone.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Guys, jump in on this conversation down in the comments. Let us know what you guys think. Speaking of comments, let's go cruise some. This comment comes from at Megan Hines, 4167. She says had better results from 75 hard than three years of va quote unquote therapy and 14 pages worth of meds. Thank you for bringing an awareness to this topic. People really love that episode with Chris.

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Doctor Chris.

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Yeah. Yeah.

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You guys should all get his book, man operator syndrome.

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Yeah, for sure.

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He's an awesome dude.

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Um, I guess we take this. What other. Oh, we got a drop. Oh, yeah, coming this way.

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Yeah, we do. Wednesday, right?

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Yeah, got a drop.

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Time is it seven? Seven central.

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Yeah.

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07:00 p.m.. Central.

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Yeah. For those of you guys are looking for real american freedom gear, we do have a drop this Wednesday night, 07:00 p.m. Central time.

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So yeah, drop it like it's hot, baby.

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Yeah, trying to. You know, the last two times we sold out in like five minutes. Four minutes. So if you're interested in that, I would be ready to go at 07:00 central.

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100%. Guys, we appreciate all of your love and support. Thank you guys for continuing to be real ass fans. With that being said, let's get into headline number two. This is a little update from a few months ago that I've been trying to keep tabs on. Do you remember when everybody's phones were shit?

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Like, like every day?

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No.

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No.

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Like, like the actual cell service was shit.

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Yeah, like every day.

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Yeah.

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Well, I mean, I guess, I mean.

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Like how phones make apples. One of the most valuable companies in the world selling a product doesn't even fucking work right.

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Yeah, like that.

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Yeah, well, that.

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Yeah, yeah. But specifically, at AMp T. Remember when they had that massive outage? Yeah. Okay. Massive update comes up. Headline number two reads, massive data breach at Amp T confirms personal information, including Social Security numbers of 73 million current and former customers leaked on the dark web. Wow, this is interesting. Let's dive into this. At and T has confirmed that a data set containing at and T specific information was leaked on the dark web around two weeks ago. The communications giant is currently investigating to pinpoint whether the data originated directly from AT and T or through one of their vendors. This dataset notably includes sensitive personal details, such as Social Security numbers, though the exact source remains under review. Following the discovery, at and t has initiated a comprehensive probe, marshaling both in house and third party cybersecurity experts. Preliminary findings suggest that a compromised data dates back to 2019 or earlier. The breach potentially affects approximately 7.6 million current and around 64.4 million farmer at and T account holders. Despite the severity of the attack, AT and T has stated there's no evidence to suggest an unauthorized breach of their system leading to the leak.

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This was their official statement. Now, mind you. So this. This happened back in February.

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Okay, we're in.

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It's April 1 today, and they're just now starting to come out and talk about it. Now, I remember seeing this thing where they gave all the unit users that were affected by the data outage, like a five dollar credit.

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They did, huh?

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That's what they gave us.

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Very generous.

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Very, very fucking generous. And so now with this coming out and they're admitting that, you know, this was actually. This was an attack, they're still not saying who they know who we're not saying who you know. And now they're saying that you should just take extra precautions. And if you notice any weird, weird actions or things happening in reference to your credit or anything like that, that you should take. Take the proper precautions and make those notifications. Anything on this.

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I know it pissed off a lot of black people, did it?

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Well, black people phone bills are highest.

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Shit, I don't know why. I don't think white people's phone.

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No, listen, I'm telling you, it's not the same. It's not the fucking same.

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I don't know why you're saying the phone bills are racist.

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They are a little racist. I'm gonna be honest, bro. Like, how much you pay for your phone bill? How many lines you got?

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You got two lines. How much you pay? Okay, I got two lines.

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My shit's like 300.

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That's.

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Well, clearly.

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Racism is racism.

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Yeah.

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Black people were pissed a lot.

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People piss.

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And they gave him $5.

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Well, I wouldn't know about that. You don't know? You don't know, motherfucker, I don't pay bills. My bills just get paid.

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That's what it is. Yeah, that's what it is. Let's talk about from. Cause at the end of the day, at the heart, you're an entrepreneur, right? Yeah. So let's talk about doing the right thing as a business, maybe. Let's go down that rabbit hole. What do they do wrong? What do they do right?

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I don't know, bro. I mean, this is a much bigger problem than just your phone not working. You know, like when you have Social Security numbers and stolen identity and bank accounts breached and, you know, messages and all the private emails and all this shit, you know, I mean, that creates a. That creates a problem, not just for now, but for who knows how long. And so, you know, I don't know what the right move is here, but I know this. People should be very careful about what they keep on their phone.

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Yeah.

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You know what I'm saying?

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That's real. And $5 ain't fixing.

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And using the cloud, too. Like, the clouds, not a safe place to use your shit. Like, you guys all think that's secure, huh?

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You don't like the cloud?

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Fuck no, bro. I know too many people that have had all this shit stolen off of it.

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Yeah.

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You know, like, that's. I don't use it. You know, I'd rather just go plug my shit into my computer and let it take fucking two days.

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Yeah, because you got the original Mac up there.

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I know. Yeah, motherfucker. I got the dudes that made the Mac up there, Steve. Yeah. They're out there cranking away, churning butter.

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Yeah, I mean, I. Listen, I don't know. I just saw this, man. I thought this was interesting. We're timing. They're bringing this up to finally addressing.

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I'm pretty sure black people don't pay more money for their phone.

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No, no, it's a fact. No, I don't know why. I mean, listen, it's probably because I got all the fucking cousins on there. That's possible.

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It's a fact, huh?

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Oh, bro. Let us know in the comments.

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That's a fact.

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Let's go to the comments, let the people decide.

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We might a fact check that.

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Yeah, I'm not saying no. What I'm saying is, is that, like, the phone bills are probably higher because they have all their cousins and shit on the same account, you know? I'm saying, like, they got little cousin Ray Ray. They don't do that.

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I don't got a cousin Ray.

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Well, that's what I'm saying. So, like, that's probably why. Yeah, I mean, I guess, yeah, if you got more shit on there, probably paying more.

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That makes sense. If I had a cousin Ray Ray wouldn't be on my phone. I tell Ray Ray, get a fucking job.

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Maybe.

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Maybe that would help with the phone bill.

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Yeah, but the fourth line is like $25. Like, it's like it's almost free.

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That's not almost free.

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Yeah, that's true.

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That's dollar 25. Yeah. See, I think the problem is we're counting kind of funny, you know what I'm saying?

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Hmm.

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That's a weird way to count. Almost free is not an actual thing.

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That's just how we look at shit, man. Like, oh, it was normally $100 and now it's, oh, that's almost free. Hey, listen, these are the secrets, all right? I'm just telling you what they are.

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Secrets to poverty. I mean, this sounds like the most ridiculous shit I've ever heard in my life, bro.

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Hey, listen, I didn't make the rules, bro. All right? But we definitely ain't playing viral, guys. Jumping on this conversation, man. Let us know down in the comments what you guys think. That being said, let's get to our third and final headline. Headline number three. This one is great. This just, this comes out of Denver, Denver, Colorado. This hell I read. Denver City official caught on camera begging migrants to leave. Wait, head to Chicago. New York City going to suffer. This is great. This is great. Let's dive into this. So a Denver city official appeared to beg migrants to leave the sanctuary city that's been burdened with illegal immigrants in a leaked viral video. In a video obtained by Nine News, city official Andres Correa, Denver's newcomer communications liaison, tells a group of migrants that the city's shelters can no longer help them and they must go to other sanctuary cities or they will suffer. The opportunities are over, Carrera reportedly tells the group in Spanish. New York gives you more, Chicago gives you more. So I suggest you go there where there is longer term shelter. There are also more job opportunities there. We are not going to block you if you want to stay here, he continues, if you stay here, you are going to suffer even more.

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And I dont want to see this. While the city official suggested New York, Chicago or Miami as destinations with more resources, he offered to transport them to any city they wished in the United States. Quote, you don't have to walk anywhere. We can buy you a free ticket. See, there. There it is. Here.

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Is he black?

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He must be fucking black.

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Buy you a free ticket? What kind of fucking economic.

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Sit.

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What is that?

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I don't know, bro. Okay, listen. You thought it was bullshit. That's real shit. Yeah. And Bipoc. That's what it is. He says, quote, you can go to any city. We can take you up to the canadian border, wherever. And of course, we have the video. But a city spokesperson did reach out to nine News. They reached out to nine News that they will not bus migrants to Canada, but can take them to cities near the canadian border if they desire. After a speech, Carrera asked the migrants to raise their hand if they wanted to leave Denver and go to another city where there is more work. The video appeared to show a handful of people raising their hands. Here's the clip.

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The opportunities are over. That's Andres Carrera, political director for Denver Mayor Mike Johnston. Carrera is Denver's so called newcomer community communications liaison. That means that he meets the busloads of new arrivals. The city says this group got here on March 26, sent up by Texas Republican Governor Greg Abbott. He warns them, the jobs, the resources, the opportunities have already gone to the 40,000 migrants who came to Denver before them. Parents listen quietly as children play on the floor as Denver tells these families that have sometimes walked from one continent to another that they just have to keep moving. They don't have to walk. Denver will buy them a bus ticket.

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To Camino, no terminal.

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The city says it won't buy bus tickets to Canada, but it will help migrants get to american border cities up north. It's a desperate pitch by Denver, a city that has taken in more migrants per capita than any city outside the southern border and is looking at $120 million in budget cuts to pay for migrant services. The moment of truth. Who in the crowd wants to go to a different city and who wants to stay in Denver? A migrant says, everyone. The clock is now ticking for the migrants who arrived on that bus. Families have six weeks in Denver shelters and then they must go. Individuals get 14 days in shelter as they were warned after that, there may not be resources to help them.

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So a spokesperson for the city argued that the video did not show a complete picture of the efforts Denver has made to help migrants. Quote, this news clip showed such a small part of the work our team member did that evening and just a fraction of the tireless amount of work he and the rest of the city's team have put in to help newcomers who arrive in Denver, the spokesperson said in a statement. So, yes, they're up about 40,000. They're calling them newcomers legal aliens, and that's 5.6% of Denver's population, which is the most per capita of any city in the country. But how do we get there?

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Right.

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Well, we got to go back and we ain't gotta go back far, Andy. Just a few months.

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All right.

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Coming straight out of Denver, how Denver became a destination for migrants.

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Well, before you even get into this.

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I can tell you how we got.

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A bunch of liberal fucking dumbasses that live in Colorado that fucking think that everything sounds good and they don't have to do anything. And, you know, I got a big bleeding heart for these families and these people. And they can come here, and then when they come there, they don't want to take any personal responsibility for actually helping. So now you have families with little kids and little children because you wanted to be virtuous and brag about how nice you are and how cool you are and not lift a fucking finger to actually make a real difference. Okay? So now they're stranded here without work, without jobs, without a way to fucking take care of their kids and their families because you wanted to sound cool on the Internet and be cool in front of your hippie fucking buddies. That's why they're there.

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Yeah. I mean, yeah. I mean, to the point where they signed it into a bill.

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Yeah.

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To the point where their Denver police chief said they're not even going to work on deporting him or reporting anybody to ice.

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Yeah.

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Look what you got to deal with now.

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Yeah, that's right. And people in Denver and Colorado are pissed off, bro. I know a whole bunch of people live there. They fucking hate it.

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Yeah. You know, there's a beautiful city, right?

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Colorado is one of the most beautiful states in the whole country, dude.

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Yeah.

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It. But it attracts these mindless, nomad, hippie van Granola people. Okay. For real?

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Yeah.

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That.

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That have come from a privileged place in life. They're usually white. They're usually middle upper class. And they go there and they say, who cares? What difference does it make to you? You're just a Trump supporting bigot, you know? And all they do up there is go on ski patrol and smoke fucking weed, which I don't get a problem.

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That don't sound too bad, but they.

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Don'T have any real responsibility. They travel around, they ride their mountain bikes. They fucking, you know, do all the hippie shit and then they vote for this shit and they don't do anything. They're personally about it. It's just so they can look cool amongst their other hippie buddies. And now you got a real problem where people are really suffering and you know, those people aren't going to do anything. They're going to keep voting for the stupid, idealistic shit that doesn't work in reality ever. It never works. It never works.

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Well, that's the thing, man.

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It's like, you know, we're talking $120 million and for like a city like Denver, it's not that big. I'm not, there's not that many people that live there, but that's a shit ton of money that's coming from taxpayers that are now having to be completely redirected and shit is getting cut. And that's always been my biggest issue with like liberal ideologies, bro. Like, the shit sounds good on paper.

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That's, that's why, that's why people vote for it.

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Yeah, it sounds good, but it doesn't work, dude.

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That's why people vote for it. People vote for it because they are too lazy to dig in and understand what's actually going on. And they vote for these things that sound really nice and sound really humanitarian and make you feel like a good person when you vote for them that are outside the realm of reality. And then when you operate in reality and all these people come and they cut all the budget, now you have crime, now you have a shitty city which was once a beautiful city. You have litter everywhere. You have trash everywhere. You have all these people that are homeless and all the people who voted for it. They're not doing anything to help.

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They're not working any harder.

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They're not, dude, they're not doing anything. They don't care. They don't listen. Dude, the leftist voter is the most uneducated voter on the planet because, bro, they vote on their heart and they've, it's very easy to get them to come. And they're not bad people. Now, communists are bad people. But the, the regular left liberal voter, they're not bad people. They just have this bleeding heart mentality that doesn't work in reality and they create so much more issues in reality for other people and themselves because they vote for things that do not connect and do not practically work and they don't have any experience with anything that practically works because they haven't done anything in their life.

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There's no awareness.

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Yeah. So like, dude, that's what we deal with here. And, you know, there's all kinds of people who have worked hard to build Denver into an amazing city, which it has been for years and years and years, and now it's getting destroyed because, you know, the conservative voters even got too liberal where they got to the point where they were like, ah, just let them do whatever they want. It's no big deal. Well, do you really still think that this is what happens when you just say, oh, whatever, live and let live? Yeah.

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Yeah, yeah, man.

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I mean, these people. Listen, dude, it's sad what's going on. These people gotta go, though. That's reality. They gotta go.

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So.

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Adios.

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Yeah, no shit. Yeah. You know, and I think we as society got to stop listening to all these granola people and these hippie fucks who don't have any understanding of reality. And when they start on their high horse and trying to preach to you, you tell them, shut the fuck up. We tried it your way, motherfucker. Look what we got.

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It didn't work.

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It doesn't ever work.

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Doesn't work.

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It's not that we didn't do it.

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Then they say, oh, well, you have plenty. You should have, motherfucker. That wasn't the dream. The dream was I could do whatever the fuck I wanted and build whatever I wanted. The dream wasn't work my ass off so you could go smoke weed on the fucking mountainside and be one with nature.

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What's it called?

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Why, you could vote away my fucking tax dollars to these people who don't even belong here. That wasn't the deal. That's not the american dream. That's bullshit. Fuck you.

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Yeah. Fucking sunbathing the buttholes, bro.

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I don't even go to Colorado anymore because of it. It's like on. It's on the list of count with California. To me, last time I went there, it was so, like. It was so intolerable, the attitude, it was just. It was gross, dude.

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Mmm hmm.

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That sucks.

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Yeah.

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And I love Colorado. I love it.

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That sucks, man. Well, guys, jumping on this conversation, let us know what you guys think. What's happening in your sanctuary cities if you guys live there. I'm sure we got a few listeners.

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Well, did you see what happened in Georgia?

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With what?

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With the sanctuary cities. They fucking banned sanctuary cities in Georgia. And they said any city that becomes a sanctuary city will lose their state funding.

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Oh, that's great.

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Completely great. So that's. That's happening in Georgia.

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So that's great.

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We're gonna see that start to happen in other places.

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Yeah, yeah, I mean, like, here's the thing, too, guys. It's like. I mean, we are far away from the end of this tunnel. Like, you know, I'm saying, like, the consequences, like, the damages that have started and have been put in place, we haven't even seen the fucking repercussions.

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They're not even reporting the full scope or even close to the full scope of the amount of crime these people are committing. Like that one squatter story that we covered. There's hundreds of those happening right now.

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Thousands.

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Yeah, thousands.

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Yeah.

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Guys, jump into the comments. Let us know what you guys think. With that being said, our final segment of the show, thumbs up, a dumb as fuck. This is a good one because it's karma, and we always like karma. Thumbs up or dumb as fuck? Headline reads, kayaking. Karen gets instant karma. Woman launches foul mouth rant at family during riverboat trip, then capsizes as she tries to splash them with her oar. This is just great. So this is the moment. A kayaking, carrying out instant karma. Benny Larkin and his daughter, Taylor Larkin, 14, were boating down Dora Creek, New South Wales, Australia, when they broke down and were approached by a misses know it all kayaker. The 33 year old says the boat engine stopped working while they slowed down to meet the four knot speed limit, but he quickly realized the enraged lady thought he had broken the rules. Footage shows Benny calling the kayaker a karen. So she addresses the camera to claim this cocksucker was doing 24 knots up the creek. Now, when Benny asks the foul mouthed woman if she talks to her mother like this. And she replies, my mother knows how to fucking drive a boat better than you.

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She kayaks closer to the vessel and tries to splash him with her oar, but instead, hilariously capsizes her kayak and falls into the water. Here's the clip.

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I just like to do the right thing. And when he comes.

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Take the fun away from every.

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Oh, that's it.

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I did.

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What'd she say?

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I hope you got that film, the Karen. So this is the whole race.

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Hello, guys. Just letting you know that this sucker was doing 24 knots up the creek.

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Was it 24? Where's your radar?

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Where's your radar, mate? Everyone was clocking up.

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Where's your radar?

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I don't need a clock. Yeah.

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Oh, my. You said 24. 24. Come on. 24 knots. And how much that?

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Which.

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How many knots was I doing?

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Come on.

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You said I was on 24.

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Five. And you're reported. Happy new year.

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Yeah.

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I hope your daughter's got a license, too, because she's on record, okay? You can't do that speed if you've got no license.

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Okay, fair enough.

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Yeah. So what do you do on the water?

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What's your problem, then?

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What's my problem?

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We slowed down.

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You slowed down? You stopped to have an argument, brother.

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I stopped?

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Karen, look at you. Karen.

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I'll stop.

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You got a problem, Karen?

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I do have a problem, mate. Breaking the rules. And you're being a sucker about it.

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How am I?

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I just. Sonny, have a chat. You're the one yelling, mate.

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Brother, brother.

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Where are you from?

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Sydney. Where am I from?

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Western Sydney.

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I'm from this creek.

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What creek?

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The creek that you're breaking the rules.

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What are you called?

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You're a creek. Where are you from? Sydney.

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No, I'm from this creek.

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Well, you obviously aren't, because you don't know the rules.

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No, I slowed down, mate.

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You didn't. You stopped to have an argument.

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I slowed down.

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Karen, Karen. What are you. Kevin.

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Are we gonna use profanity?

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Are we?

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Oh, this is what the Karen's doing. Dora.

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Creek.

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River.

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I. Sucker, mate. I was fishing.

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What else am I? What else am I?

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Come on.

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Okay.

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What else?

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What else can.

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What else can. What else?

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Mate? You right?

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What, do you control these waters there? Keep calling me names. What else?

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You got anything else?

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What?

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Because don't know how to ride a butt? Drive a boat. Sorry.

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Do you talk to your mother like this?

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It's not. Don't.

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Because she knows how to fucking drive a boat better than you, brother.

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Doubt it.

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I doubt it. What's this little thing? You got a 200 on the back of a fucking what? Kayak?

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What are you, a fucking maritime fucking enthusiast? Nothing better do to take the fun away from every time. Oh, that's it. I did. It's going straight on me instagram.

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Instagram? Is that all you got?

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No, this is the best part.

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Is that who you got?

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Yeah, this is the best part right here.

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No chance she can get back in.

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Really? We're gonna leave. I'll pump the fuel. Because you don't know what? I want to stay here with you. Oh, that's a shame. Why are you blowing kisses? Because he's a fucking stupid dunce. What the fuck? Actually, the boat stopped on itself. Oh, it stuck on itself? Yeah, because you don't know how to fucking slow down. Excuse me. What was that?

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She can't get her fat ass back in the fucking kayak.

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You need to learn how to drive a boat. Obviously, you need to learn how to.

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Stay on your kayak.

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Mob.

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Wouldn'T even hold your daughter, mate. Really? Yes. Wow. See you later.

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She's still going, bro.

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Bro, I'd rip it off in there.

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I just love when she tries to get.

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Get back on the kayak and then.

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Like, acts like that's what she meant to do the entire time.

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Dumbass.

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Bitch.

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I don't know what else to say, man. She's dumbass. Fat bitch.

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I didn't know those people existed like that.

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Is that not what the fuck she is?

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That's what she is.

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I mean, bro, are these not them? I mean, at least it's in Australia, too, not just here. Because those are always the ones that got the most to say.

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Oh, bro.

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You know?

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Yeah. That's why I've always been, like, during.

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COVID bro, the ones that yelled the most looked just like her.

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They really did.

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Yeah, they were fucking old and unable and disgusting and loud and annoying and they got a power trip and real talk. Somebody needs to knock their fucking teeth out. Yeah, some other women.

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Or those that identify.

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Yeah. Start regulating.

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Hey, it is what it is.

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Yeah, well, that's karma for you.

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Yeah.

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That's what you get.

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Thumbs up on this, right? Yes, 100%.

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Yeah.

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Too bad she didn't drown, guys.

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Andy, that is all I got.

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All right, don't be a ho.

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Show the show.

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Sleeping on the flow now my jury box froze fuck up bowl fuck a stone old counted millions in a cold bad bitch booted swole got her own bank row, can't fold just a no headshot case cloak close.