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What's up?

Hey, how's it going?

Happy Monday. Yeah.

Yeah. A lot of interesting things happening today.

Yeah.

The plethora of bullshit on the Internet, is there? I've been busy. There's a lot of shit going on.

I never know what's going on on the Monday shows because I'm so busy running my life.

Yeah. So this is like your new show, too, the news as?

Yeah, I don't know what's going on.

Yeah, it's some interesting shit, man.

I know. We just had the eclipse, like we.

Did a few minutes ago. It's ago. Yeah. Well, I mean, that could be a good thing or a bad thing.

Yeah. Is everybody still here? Y'all still here? Or is it just us?

Right. Yeah, no, we got a little bit of that in here, man.

We got.

We got a lot of interesting stuff to talk about. All right, let's get into it. Before we do, though. We got some. Just a lot of crazy people out there today, and we've got a couple of videos. I've seen this being called a thing a while ago. They call it t tD's.

Oh. Trump derangement syndrome.

Yeah, I thought. I got two clips here. I thought it'd be interesting to pop up and.

Yeah, let's watch.

See our takes on this. Yeah, this first one's interesting. So this is Jennifer Lewis. Do you know? She's from St. Louis?

Nope. Yeah, she's.

She's from here. Oh, yeah, yeah. This lady right here. Oh, on the top. All right, so. So here's her.

She lives here.

She's from here. Yeah, she's from.

I don't know.

I don't believe she still lives here. But.

The same woman, both there? What? No. Yes. No. Oh, I thought that was like a younger and an older version, bro.

No, no.

Fuck. I could be. Okay. Could it not be. Could that not be the younger version?

I thought the same thing.

Yeah. Fuck you all think that when you look at us, man. The fuck? Yeah, cuz. You said that to me before, cuz. You're racist. Did I? You're racist against white people.

Okay. All right.

Yeah, motherfucker. That looks like.

That looks like her.

That looks like it could be a young version and an old version.

Okay.

Yep. It doesn't let the community decide. I don't. I'm just saying. That's fine.

There is a clip.

Black people don't want to fight you. All we want to do is feed our children and be equal. But, honey, white people are scared. They're becoming a minority. The world is brown. Yeah. And they're going to do everything they can to stay in those gated communities, not pay taxes, and put those niggers in their places and get those wetbacks out of this goddamn country. We own this bitch. Well, guess what? You will not win. Because love is the answer.

Oh, that sounds just a lot of love there. That's enlightening. Yeah. Here's the second one.

As soon as he takes the oath, he will have generals walk down the steps of the Capitol. He will take a hammer and break the glass where the constitution is, and he will tear it up in our faces and say, now I'm the king of the fucking world. You will bow down, bitches. He will punish everybody that didn't vote him. Let me tell y'all how I know this shit.

I know it because I know what mental illness looks like. Sure do. Thanks.

Wanna know one?

That maniac is unstoppable.

See, this motherfucker's Hitler. He didn't come to play.

Mm.

Yeah.

And this ain't just her.

Did you see?

Let's just cover her first, okay? You're a crazy fucking bitch. All right. Let's just fucking get to the bottom line. You are a crazy, lunatic, deranged bitch. You're going to talk about how white people are going to stay in their gated communities, and y'all don't want to fucking fight us. But then 3 seconds later, you're talking about how you're going. We're going to lose and you're going to take over. And then it's out of love. Fuck you. You're an anti american piece of shit. Get the fuck out of our country. Go fuck off. Eat a dick. You're a crazy bitch.

Love it.

Yeah.

Yeah, bro. She's from St. Louis, man.

Yeah. Well, that's good. She come over here and I'll tell her that to her fucking face.

The funny thing is, what I'm about to say is, like, you know, bro, these.

Listen, dude, these people are the problem. These people. This person here causes racism 100%. This is what the fuck. Like, bro, sit here and listen to that. As a white person. Listen to that. You're talking about fucking. You're gonna do what? You're gonna take. You're gonna take over. You're. And we're gonna lose. What the fuck are you talking about? This. There's no fight here. We're Americans, you dumb bitch. Like you. You fucking should be worried about these 220 million illegals coming across the country.

Fucking up your neighborhoods, fucking up your chance of.

Oh, yeah, and by the way, I didn't see no white people burning your shit down either. Whenever fucking George Floyd was having. I didn't see that. Fuck you.

Yeah. Fucking idiots, man.

Yeah. But I just know what mental illness looks like. Yeah, bitch. Because you see it every day in the mirror. Holy shit. These people are insane.

She startled me a little bit when she did that. Fucking. Like, she was nice and low and, like, you know, monotone.

Listen, she's trying to be dramatic. This is her fucking Martin Luther King.

She's an actress.

Okay, well, this is her Martin Luther King fucking delivery. It's no different. That dude in Tennessee.

Yeah.

Yeah. Here's our scoring. Seven years ago, we were. We were oppressed.

They're right.

Shut the fuck up.

Doesn't even sound like that. Like, you see the clip of him the next time. Like, he was completely.

I'm so sick of this shit.

No, but TD's is a real thing.

Here's.

Here's another clip. Let's. Let's get off of my people. Let's see some of yours, Andy.

These are not my people.

What's going on here?

Pennsylvania, you have to get out and register to vote. And you have to vote for Biden, Harroch. Because that other guy, the Orange man. The Orange man like this, he is gonna take away your Social Security. And a lot of you are gonna take away your health care. Because kids, right now, until they're 26, can be on their parents healthcare. And the Orange man wants to stop that. Okay, everybody, Pennsylvania in the house. Hey, vote for Biden. Vote for heron. And if you don't, we'll cheat. Bro. What? Fuck, bro. Hey, bro, what's up with the dance in there?

The dudes in the background, bro.

The guy in the background with the glasses looks like he's fucking an inch away from being in a coffin, bro.

They're just trying to. They're just trying to stay awake long enough for the. For the.

For the seattle not wear off. Bro.

Bro, they are.

I love how they say everybody that they don't like is Hitler.

Mm hmm.

He's literally Hitler. The fuck are you talking about?

He's hoping to smash.

That's the only reason these dudes are going along with this shit. The only reason these dudes are even playing along, because they're a bunch of simp bitch dudes who are trying to get some fucking booty.

He's definitely hoping to smash.

Yeah. And they're like, yeah, whatever these chicks say, come on, man. This. This is what these. This is what fucking weak men behave like.

He's hoping to smash.

Let these crazy bitches do whatever they want. That's right, bro. What are they all dancing for?

I don't know.

Bro. How do you put that on the Internet?

I don't know, man. I don't know. I don't know. You see the asian. The two asian women in there?

I don't.

I don't.

Those motherfuckers ain't here to play fucking Hitler. No.

That's so bad. There's so much mayonnaise in this video.

Yeah. God, bleed.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And then, and then that lady from the previous clip, and then this. These fuckers, they're gonna act like they like each other. Oh, they love and they fucking don't.

Oh, they love each other.

Yeah. Right.

Absolutely. Yeah.

Those fucking white people in that clip ain't been around a black person. They fucking ain't even been around one. You could tell because they dance so poorly.

Fuck, bro, them diapers get a little soil when walks in the room.

Yeah. And that black lady would come there, she'd be like, oh, you guys are my people. She walk out the door and be like, fuck them mayonnaise motherfuckers.

100%.

Yeah.

Hot dog water and shit.

Bunch of fucking liars, bro.

It's insane. Yeah, it's insane. But, guys, let's get into some of these headlines, cuz we got a lot of stuff to cover today.

Killer. That's Social Security. Listen, here's the real talk. Real talk. These people are so there's. These people are going to cheat however they can, just so you guys know. They think they're morally right. They think they're in the morally right position. They think that whatever they do is justified. And it's interesting that she talks about the constitution when for the last fucking however many years, black culture is, you know, pretty much protested the american flag and fucking talked about, you know, how the constitution wasn't for them, but now it's convenient to talk about the constitution. You know what I'm saying?

No, it's bullshit.

No, there's a lot of hypocrisy.

Yeah. And now that anybody that's ever seen that movie national treasure knows that it's going to take more than a hammer to. To break that window.

All right. That was so stupid. I never seen it. So you don't see.

Oh, bro, it's a great movie. Nicolas Cage.

Yeah, I know. That's why I didn't watch it. I know who's in it. That's why I didn't watch it.

It's a great movie, bro. Rotten Tomatoes has it pretty high.

Yeah. That means it's horrible. Rotten tomatoes. Inverse scoring system.

Oh, fuck, I forgot about that.

If it's high, it sucks. If it's high, it sucks. If it's low, it's good. Oh, it's got a 46 on Rotten Tomatoes.

Okay, then. Yeah, it's pretty good. That's what. Yeah, no, it's pretty.

They're saying it's decent.

It's decent.

It's indeed.

That's a good movie.

All right.

Yeah, national treasure, bro. I fucking love that movie. Benjamin Gates. Like, yeah, come on.

I don't know who that is. That's the get.

That's his father. That's his dad.

Yeah.

Well, guys, let's go to these headlines.

We got like, a cheap Indiana Jones, bro.

Is it.

The Indiana Jones was my shit when.

I was growing up.

And that was when they made real movies.

Like, they took no CGI shit.

Yeah, they took cameras out on location. They made real movies, and they're awesome.

So why do movies cost more to make now than they did back then?

I don't know.

You know, I'm saying, like, if they're using less real life shit, you know, who knows?

Yeah, probably somebody's figured out how to steal a bunch of money.

That's what it is. Yeah, I know who it is.

Who is it, guys?

Let's get into our headlines.

Is it the day thems?

It's plural. That's it. Let's get into some of these headlines, guys. If you want to see any of these pictures, articles, links, videos, go to andyforsella.com. You guys can find them. Link there. Let's get to our first one. Headline number one. You mentioned a little bit. We got the solar eclipse going on today. That was a big, big, big topic of the day. Lot of interesting things. This Fox News article is talking about the eight strange things that could happen during the rare event. They mentioned a few different things we talk about, you know, these Bailey's beads. It's an effect that happens around the moon when the sun is covered up. Animals start acting weird and shit. Strange shadows, windy conditions, temperature drops.

There was temperature drop.

There was a temperature drop. Well, it makes sense, though, but, like, there's no sun, right. Windy conditions, all of this stuff. And of course, leave it to our current society. The eclipse is also a little bit of racist. Right? We got to have that in there, right? Makes perfect sense. This headline reads, eclipse fever is gripping black Texans. While the event will cast a brief shadow on life in Texas, it sheds a light on scientific fields that have been mainly out of reach for black folks.

Fucking eclipse is racist.

Gotta have it.

Gotta have it. But it's because black people have the inability to look at things. You know, saying, like, last year it was they can't use a computer right now. This year, it's. They can't look up at the sky because apparently it's racist.

Yeah. You know, the truth is, like, you know what?

You know what solves it, though? Getting vaccinated.

That's. Yep.

If they were vaccinated, everything would be cool.

Yeah, be good.

They could look at the sun without fucking glasses if they were vaccinated.

Yeah. I'll tell you this, though. That shit does hurt if you don't use those glam damn glasses.

That's because you're not vaccinated.

That's what it is.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Harden your eyes like it hardens your heart. Hmm.

Yeah. So you gotta have a little racism on eclipse. That just sounds right for America if it ain't racist. That's what I'm saying. You gotta hurricane over that. I don't even think that's their house back there. That's like an Airbnb or some shit. Everybody knows black people.

That's racist. Huh? That's race. That's some real racism. Yeah, it's all fun and games till dj takes it step too far.

Hey, you know that. That chair right there? Stolen. I'm just saying.

Bro, that's fucked up the glasses, too.

Hey, listen. Hey, hey. All right, but no, dude, what the.

Fuck'S wrong with you? Let me use your backyard real quick.

To see this eclipse. But on some real shit, though, also on a real serious note, okay, there's a lot of interesting things happening around the country with all this racist eclipse.

Outside of fucking Hitler's return. The fucking end of the world, man.

You had the Niagara region. They declared a state of emergency. A lot of, a lot of places around the country, actually, these places where I guess they would have seen 100% totality, we're declaring state of emergencies the Niagara region. On a statement a couple of weeks ago, they released a statement saying that out of the abundance of caution, they were declaring a state. Now what's the caution? And it's interesting because this past Friday, April 5, there was a couple of different announcements that were coming out from our intel communities. Like this one, us intel warrants a potential terrorist threat at gatherings after Moscow attack, trying to blame the Moscow attack, using that as a example that there would be some, quote unquote lone wolves responding and possibly doing some, some terrorist attacks on public venues. They even released a joint intelligence bulletin that came out on Friday also. Now this one is also interesting too, because there's some stuff going on in the Middle east between Iran and Israel right now that also implicates the United States. With CNN releasing this headline that reads us preparing for significant Iran attack on us or israeli assets in the region as soon as next week, saying that the US is on high alert and actively preparing for a significant attack that could come as soon as within the next week by Iran targeting israeli or american assets in the region in response to Monday's israeli strike in Damascus.

They killed top iranian commanders. A senior administration official tell CNN. Oh, by the way, yeah, CERN got turned on today as well. So just a little plethora of interesting stuff going on here.

Andy.

What do we got? What do we got on any of this?

Well, I mean, we should all be shocked that Iran is going to retaliate after an attack that Israel did without any sort of consultation or warning on Iran with the United States or with NATO or with anybody. You know, Netanyahu's just doing whatever the fuck he wants. And in my opinion, he's trying to start a world war and instigate a war because at, the reality here is that Israel is very divided about what's going on in Palestine right now. And Netanyahu is not very popular in Israel right now. And we have a divided nation here in the United States. So what better way to get people united into and bought into a war than to instigate an attack from Iran into Israel which would unify the israeli people and also then do some sort of terrorist attack with all these military age men here in the United States, which would unify the Americans to say, let's go fucking kill all these people in the Middle east again. And now these guys get their war, you know, and with the war, they get a potential disruption in the election. I mean, this is what I've talked about for the last few years.

I wasn't exactly sure how it would happen. But, you know, if you get Iran to attack Israel in a major way now, you're, you're, you're having a situation where you're uniting. It serves a lot of purposes is what I'm making, is what I'm saying.

A lot of people eat off this plate. Yeah.

Yeah, for sure, bro. You're going to unite israeli people, you're going to unite Americans, you're going to get NATO involved, and we're going to have a war that is, which is what they want. That's what they want. And they want the war to disrupt society and to be a legitimate black swan society changing event to cement the disruption of the world order that they're looking to create. So it's about money, it's about new arrangement of a new world order and power structure terms. It's about globalism, it's about communism and. Yeah, I mean, this is what I've been talking about. And that's how I see this potentially working out.

Yeah, it is interesting. I mean, one thing I could tell you, too, when I was putting, putting all of these together today, you know, there, there's always, you know, look here and not over here with, with a lot of these things that happen. Right? Like, you know, you go to any one of these, these mainstream media sites and, you know, they'll put this big flashlight flashy headline up front and everybody's talking about the eclipse, but nobody's talking about these other things that were going on. Like, I mean, also saw something about Biden that the attorney general, Merrick Garland, had to submit the recordings from the interview with Biden and her and doing a special interrogation or he's gonna get charged and arrested today. Nobody's really talking about that.

Joe Biden.

No, no. Hunter Merrick Garland.

Yeah. Which Biden know about?

Interviewed President Biden.

Oh, yeah. So Biden's gonna get arrested? No, no.

Merrick Garland will if he does not submit the recordings from their interview.

Oh, yeah.

So, I mean, there's a lot of weird stuff just happened today, man. I don't know. It could be the glory hole. I mean, the black hole. I don't know. Yeah, guys, let us know what you guys think. Let us know down in the comments. With that being said, let's cruise to some. I got.

I don't. I personally, dude, I don't think that even if Iran, Israel, I don't think it's going to unite people. No, I think people are understanding what the fuck is going on and none of this fucking shit is going to. I mean, I think a lot of the conservative talking heads will fucking bite it. Look, line and seeker. But I don't think it's going to unify people. I think people understand what the fuck is going on. And there's, they're starting like, bro, you hear israeli citizens speaking out. You hear jewish people speaking out. You know what I'm saying?

Like, up.

Yeah, well, they also realize that it's putting them in danger. Their government is putting those citizens in danger.

Yeah.

And, and dude, it, you know, it is increasing, you know, bias against jewish people, which in my opinion is wrong. I don't think that you can generalize an entire category of people in any situation. I don't think that's the right thing. I think we have to look at who the individuals are that are doing it on an individual level and hold those individuals responsible as things happen. You know, this is no different than how black people are generalized as criminals or, you know, you know, whatever, man. Like, whatever. Like gay people are being generalized right now as pedophiles. When it's not all gay people, it's fucking a little segment of the trans community that is infiltrating as pedophiles into the community and making the whole community look like a bunch of fucking pedophiles. And that's why we have people like gays against groomers and Becky and these guys standing up and saying all this shit because they're realizing that if they don't, they're going to get lumped in. So, like the jewish population that doesn't really agree with what's happening and is recognizing what's happening, they're starting to speak up. And I think it's important for everybody to have logical conversations and realize that you can't generalize an entire fucking group of people.

You know what I'm saying?

Yeah. Think it's important to. I think to your point about, you know, I don't think it's gonna create the unit. I think it's gonna create unity, just not for the mission or purpose of what they know.

It's gonna create the unity to get rid of our government and get rid of Netanyahu's gonna, the whole, the whole.

People are tired this war shit, man, being drummed up and all the warmongers and fucking people that are beating those fucking war drums. It's like, listen, 2021 was a big eye opener for a lot of people when it came to supporting military action.

Yeah. Right.

And like, the military industrial complex is real.

Right.

And it needs to be fed. It's a giant machine that you have to feed it. Right. You have to feed it almost every, every couple of decades, right. Or at least every decade just about. And I think people are over it, you know? So I think there will be some unity from it if any, if and again, nobody wants any of this shit to happen. But should a national traumatizing event happen, is going to create unity just not for the purpose that they wanted to.

That's nobody's. I think I agree with that.

Yeah.

Yeah.

So.

But there's a lot of NPC's, bro, you know what I'm saying? So they repeat and parrot what the fuck they hear on tv and what they hear from their political party. And that's a disturbing reality. You know, for you to agree with everything that your quote unquote political party says or does, that's not a noble thing and that's not an intelligent thing.

No.

You should have criticisms on your own political party about how they can do things better. That doesn't mean you're less bought in. That doesn't mean you, you're. It means you're a critical thinker and that you think for yourself. And if you don't have criticisms and you're a Democrat and you don't have criticisms of, of Joe Biden, you're a fucking sheep. You're a fucking moron. Okay? And you could say the same thing about the other side. People who do not criticize Trump at all for anything that he says or does. And I think a lot of his criticism is bullshit. I just say that. But, you know, like, there are things that he should be criticized about and for people who follow him to act like those things don't exist, that's equally moronic as these fucking zombies on the left. And dude, for us to get to a society that is real and that is going to move our country forward, that is going to create a situation where your children grow up in a fruitful society or even have a chance to live in a free society, we are going to have to reorganize our thought process into making decisions and judging things based on fact and reality.

We can no longer judge things on our feelings. The question should never be, from this point forward, is this offensive? The question should be, is it true? And if we continue to ask that question, if it's true without all the emotional stimulation without all the propagation, without all the division, then we can start to solve problems in society and move forward as a collective. But until we get to that point where we are answering the question, is it true? And we are basing our government and our decision making and our cultural society around facts and reality, nothing will change. It will continue to digress into chaos. Do you understand what I'm saying?

We have 100.

We have to stop pretending this playtime pretend shit, you know, a man could be a woman, a woman could be a man fucking all. I'm in my feelings 24/7 I'm depressed, I'm anxious, I'm fucking, I don't want to work anymore. Blah, blah, blah. You get a trophy for hundredth place. Like, dude, all this shit has to end. Like, we have to get back to reality, okay? And if we can't get back there, we can't fucking solve any of the problems, okay? We need to look at the exact individuals. You know, when people say, oh, well, you know, 6% of the population creates 53% or 63% of the violent crime. I can't remember the date off top of my head. Yeah, that's not saying that black. It should never be said. Blacks create all the crap. That's not how it should be said. It should be said. There's a bunch of criminals that happen to live in this group of people. We need to find out their fucking names and put them in fucking jail. Like, bro, these generalizations and this fake shit ruined society, ruining culture and society. And people are too afraid to say the facts.

They are too afraid to say the truth. And then when they do, when they do get the courage, they say it in a generalizing way, which only continues to propagate the issue at hand. You see what I'm saying?

Absolutely.

Like, when this fucking crazy bitch is on tv talking about, you know, fucking Hitler and white people and all this shit, bro, you're creating the problems. You're creating your own pro, bro. White people are not the problems in the black community. You know what? White people stay the fuck out of the black community because there are so many problems. And people don't even want to admit that. They don't want to say that because it's quote unquote racist. Well, is it true? That's the fucking question that we should answer if we want to solve what's going on. You see what I'm saying? It's real shit. Like, bro, we have, like when people say, oh, it's the jews. No, it's specific people that are causing this. That are planning this out, that are doing these things, and these people need to be held accountable. It's not an entire group of people. And until we stop this identity shit, which is racist towards everybody, it's racist to generalize any group of people. That's what racism means. Black people, white people, jewish people, fucking latino people. Whatever, bro. When you say that and that comes out of your fucking mouth, that's racist shit.

Real talk. And I know we joke a lot. We have fun, and we. We talk shit on the show, but, like, bro, real shit. Like, it ain't cool. It's not cool to be like that, man. No, no, guys, let us know down.

In the comments what you guys thought about this. Let us know with that being said, let's go check something out. I got three of them for you.

Oh, three?

Yeah, we got three.

Three.

We got. We got three. So this. This first comment comes from. Hey, it's Denise. Denise.

Denise. Denise. Or Denise. Get on, Denise.

I'll let you be the judge of that. Several things. Being trans is not a mental illness.

Oh.

Not every trans person medically transitions. If you're not trans. Fantastic. Save your breath. Don't eat yourselves alive freaking out about trans people existing. I'll never understand why cis people waste so much energy on things that don't pertain to them. People aren't having gender reassignment surgery left and right. It's seriously not as big of a deal as people are making it. Saying you don't care if someone is transferring. It's not very convincing when you never shut up about trans people. Either admit that you care or stop talking about it in a negative way. Look here, Denzel, all right? Let me fucking tell you something.

Well, first of all, go line by line. It is a fucking mental illness. Think that you're going to cut off your dick because you fucking think you're someone else. That's. That's a mental fucking illness, okay? Not every trans person. Metal, medically trained. Cool. Fucking cool. So then how. You're fantastic. Save your breath. No, this is my show. I'll say whatever the fuck I want. Don't eat yourselves a lie. Don't about train. I don't give a fuck if they exist. I'll never understand why cis people. I'm not a cis person. I'm just a person. Waste so much energy on things that don't pertain to them. That's where you're wrong, lady. They do pertain to me because fucking trans people, grown men put on fucking dragon and they dress as women and they run around society trying to shove it down everybody's fucking throat and dance in front of everybody's kids. So it does pertain to us, and we're fucking tired of it, okay? Now if they were to just go along their way like everybody else does in reality and goes, and I realized that, yes, there are a lot of trans people that just go live their lives.

And I'm sure if we ask them, they're irritated by this shit too. Okay? So there's a few things back. Lady, you don't get it. People don't. You don't have a right. And nobody has a right to run and shove this shit in children's faces. No one has a right to tell me or tell you or tell anyone else that we have to play by a different set of rules. It's not about them existing. It's about them imposing a false reality on everybody else. And if we don't want to play the make believe Candyland game, then we're called a bigot and a racist and you try to get us fired from our fucking jobs. Okay? So that's where we're at here. It's not we, you know, fucking are obsessed with this. It's that that group of people imposes their will on people and you help them. In fact, you look like one of the ladies who's the upper middle class pinkies up bruncher who makes all this shit their identity. So whatever, dude. I don't really give a shit.

Denise Denzel, one of those either.

Admit that I care. You're right. I do care. I care a lot. I care that I don't have my rights imposed on and that my children aren't taught to suck dicks when they're three years old. That's what I care about. I care about that a lot. Outside of that, I care that I'm told I'm a bigot whenever I don't fucking know what the fuck I'm talking to and I say the wrong name, okay? And I also care that I'm being forced to play make believe. Otherwise, I'm a bigot, racist piece of shit. And I'm not the only one that cares. There's a whole bunch of fucking people that care. I'm just one of the only ones with the fucking balls to say it. Okay? Yeah, so I do care. Yeah, because they care. Now, if they would stop caring and leave everybody the fuck alone and go on their way, I wouldn't care. So I don't care if that convinces you or not. But this is my show, and I say whatever the fuck I want.

One for one, baby. Let's keep this moving. We got another one. This comes from Ray guitar one. Ray guitar one.

Guitar.

Guitar ggetard one. Okay, that's guitard, right?

I fucking. I guess he says.

Another black and white video set to somber music of a bearded man, presumably no hair under that hat, yelling at the camera with obvious life platitudes. If I had a nickel.

I got fucking hair. The fuck you talking about?

I thought they were talking about me at first, but I got sensitive.

Hey, maybe they are talking about you, I don't know.

Yeah, fuck you then.

Well, cool, man. Look away. All right. The Internet's a fun place, bro.

It's fun. Yeah, it's fun.

Yeah. You know, you can just swipe. You know what I'm saying? Like, something must have caught your eye, bro.

Yeah.

Must have been this handsome face.

That's what it was.

Yeah. And by the way, feel free to jerk off to my hair, asshole.

Two for two. Yeah, guys, keeps moving. Got final one.

This.

This is a good one. It comes from a KDP body, 1089, she says. Last night, my ten year old daughter made the most Andy comment after her brother lost a soccer game. He was pissed about the loss, and she confidently states, quote, I don't know what losing feels like. I always win. It must suck to be a loser. Fuck.

She ain't wrong. Oh, fuck, dude, that's funny. Changing the world one savage at a time.

Talk about kill, baby. Yeah, I love it. I love it. Guys, we appreciate you guys. We really appreciate you guys being real ass fans. Thanks for, like, commenting and sharing. Continue to not be horse.

Yeah, you know what I like, bro? You know, my favorite thing about the Internet is, was that it's like, when I see. Because, like, dude, you know, a lot of the clips get a lot of traffic, right? And sometimes I'll check out the comments and I'll see a bunch of people talking shit. Like that guy who said if he had a nickel, he'd be rich or whatever. I love that when people fucking bash these people in the comments and just kill them. I was hammered, I. Oh, is he. They get a lot of new.

Get hammered.

I. Dude, I love it. I always follow those people, dude, the ones that hammer. Yeah, I always try to follow him because, like, bro, why wouldn't you, right? Like, these people are sticking up for you when you ain't even around. They don't know you're gonna see the shit. They're just so to all you guys that do that shit. Thank you. It's awesome. I try to follow you when I.

See it's real shit, man. Let's keep this cruise moving, man. Got some, got some.

I don't see it all the time, but when I do, you know, I'm saying it's like.

Yeah, when you do, though, that's.

Our people are savage. Don't take no shit.

That's real shit, man. All right. Headline of two, headline two reads, anti abortion groups rally behind Trump despite their disappointment. Now, this was an interesting one to see today. Now, you know, I know it's your stance on the show that, you know, abortions, it isn't a below the line issue. I agree with the same thing. Right. Like, I mean, we got other bigger, bigger fish to fry right now. But this was a very interesting move to see coming out of Donald Trump's campaign addressing the abortion and his stance on abortion. I thought it was really, really interesting, you know, but there's been some people that come out that, like, you know, they don't agree with his stance 100%.

No shit.

But they still understand that he's the best option we got. Right?

Oh, well, they're thinking with their fucking brains now.

Yeah. So anti abortion groups are dismayed with Donald Trump for failing to endorse a national ban, but they are not abandoning him. After a more than year long pressure campaign pushing the former president to call for federal restrictions on abortion, top anti abortion groups on Monday were dealt a major blow. Trump announced he believes abortions should be regulated at the state level. Here's his video from his campaign.

Many people have asked me what my position is on abortion and abortion rights, especially since I was proudly the person responsible for the ending of something that all legal scholars, both sides, wanted and in fact, demanded be ended. Roe v. Wade. They wanted it ended. It must be remembered that the Democrats are the radical ones on this position because they support abortion up to and even beyond the 9th month. The concept of having an abortion in the later months and even execution after birth, and that's exactly what it is, the baby is born. The baby is executed after birth is unacceptable. And almost everyone agrees with that. My view is now that we have abortion where everybody wanted it, from a legal standpoint, the states will determine by vote or legislation, or perhaps both. And whatever they decide must be the law of the land, in this case, the law of the state. Many states will be different. Many will have a different number of weeks, or some will have more conservative than others, and that's what they will be at the end of the day, this is all about the will of the people.

You must follow your heart or in many cases, your religion or your faith. Do what's right for your family and do what's right for yourself, do what's right for your children, do what's right for our country and vote. So important to vote. At the end of the day, it's all about will of the people. That's where we are right now and that's what we want, the will of the people.

Yeah.

So I mean, it's very, very simple, which I think is a very just practical application if you're going to address it. Right. Like let the states decide. If your state has too weak of laws, move, they're too strong, move. Right. But like, the idea that this was a pressing issue, it's not top five, it's not top ten. I don't even think.

No. And fucking conservatives lose every motherfucking election on this one issue because there's too stupid.

Understand issue, man.

You jam it down people's throats, you tell all these women what they can do with their body. It's no different than whenever they were telling you guys to get fucking vaxxed. It's the same shit presented a different way. And dude, the reality is, is that it should be what he said and what most people agree with because there's more to this than what you're, what I saw this is that there are exceptions for incest and rape and the mother's health and things like that. And when these super mega right people who are anti abortion and they're fanatical about it, when you guys jam this shit down everybody's throat, those people think that you want them to have babies when they're raped or when their dad has sex with them and rapes them, or when fucking, you know, an illegal immigrant rapes them on the street, like you guys are telling those women that they need to have those babies, and there's very few women that agree with that. Very, very few. So women feel like they have to vote the Democrat, otherwise they don't have that option for their own body. Okay? So Republicans and conservatives and common sense people lose people on this issue every time.

The reason that Biden was even elected last time was over this issue because they were saying the same shit. Trump wants to ban abortions, Republicans want to ban abortions. They're my body, my choice. And you get every motherfucking woman out there, it doesn't matter where they come from saying, dude, that's not cool. Like what if this happens to me? What if that happens to me? What if this happens to our daughter? What about this and this and this? And then you try to present that to these, like, totally, you know, anti abortion activists, and they're like, you're out of line with God and this and that. Well, bro, not everybody believes the same things you believe, right? Okay? And this country was founded on multicultural existence. Okay? It is not a one religion nation. It's. And you might think that you're going to get that, but you're never going to get that again. It's over. Okay? So we have to. We have to understand that if we are to have freedom, there are going to be people that have different views than us. And if they differ than us, we are going to have to tolerate those views at some level.

Right now, that doesn't mean tolerating people going in schools and shaking their dicks or minor attracted people or any of this shit. But what it does mean is in cases like this, where there's a below the line issue that does not affect people, but a few times in their life, we are not going to present that issue as the top issue because we lose elections on it. And then we see what's happening in the world now. The economy, shit, crime goes crazy. Drugs are everywhere. Shit's fucked up. You know, I could go down the list a million different ways. You know, we're in the most vulnerable place we've been in for in my lifetime. And, you know, these. These anti abortion people, they. This is like, all they care about. This is all they care about. And it's like, bro, you're no different than the pro abortion people. And it's like, dude, it should be at the state level, and it should be the people that are deciding. And if you don't like what your state decides, that means that you maybe don't belong in that state. Real talk, right?

They're very simple, man. So I'm glad it's a below the.

Line issue and to the. To where I feel about it because you're all gonna fucking talk shit because you can't please anybody on this topic is that we need a common sense solution to this. Okay? You got to understand, we're not gonna fucking agree with every single decision, dude. And you're. So you're gonna throw away your own bank account, your own livelihood, your own career, your own ability to live in a civilized society because you don't. Abortion is not banned completely or, you know, you're anti. You're pro abortion. And that's all you care about. What do you, what? How fucking stupid are you? So you're gonna vote this way and ruin your entire fucking life and your existence in this country on that one topic, speaker one? Yes, bro, it's low iq shit. We have to start looking at, at situations as above the line and below the line. Abortion is a below the line issue because of the infrequency that it is even brought up in people's life. And if you are one of these people that's had 17 abortions, stop fucking people, okay? Have some personal responsibility, right? Go get on the pill or fucking don't take so many dicks.

All right? Like, real talk. So, like, my whole thing is, is like, bro, I don't agree. I used to be totally pro choice. As I've gotten older, I've started to realize I don't agree with that because some people do it 500 times and that's their birth control. Right? So I don't agree with that. But I also don't agree that you could tell someone what they can and can't do based off of your personal values.

Yeah.

So, so do. We're gonna have to come to a reality here of like, hey, it's probably not a good thing. There's much better options, but in certain situations, there should be exceptions made. And I think that's very reasonable. I think it's a reasonable way to look at it.

Well, and then taking that a step further, saying that it can, it's not something that should be decided federally, leave it up to the states. It's very fair. I mean, I agree. I think it's the most fair you can get. But of course, Biden does agree with that.

Oh, well.

Biden accuses Trump of simply lying with abortion statement. His statement says, while all his empty words on fertility treatments, Trump doesn't tell you. The MAGA Republicans he controls in Congress have put forth bills that could ban fertility treatments and that the speaker of the House has empowered. He empowered is one of the strongest supporters for a national abortion ban in the nation. Biden wrote, let there be no illusion. If Donald Trump is elected and the Mag Republicans in Congress put a national abortion ban on the resolute desk, Trump will sign it into law.

He added, that's bullshit. Speaker one.

Complete bullshit.

That's total bullshit, bro. These people are fucking liars. You know, like, like the other woman who said, oh, he's gonna run down and break the glass of the Constitution. These people are afraid and what they're really doing is projecting. Who signed 17 executive orders outside of Congress the first day he was in office. Who did that? He did. Oh, that was Joe Biden.

Yep.

Who's put our country in this fucking terribly vulnerable position. Oh, that was Joe Biden. You know that woman on the first screen she's talking about? You know how I know what they'll do? You know why she knows what they'll do? Because that's what the fuck she'll do. These people are expert gaslighters and projectors. Projectors. They fucking project everything. They gaslight you. Those are not really happening. And then by the time that it's so undeniable that's happening, they say, well, it's your fault that's happening. Yeah. It's your fault that's happening. You know, like. Or it's good that it's happening.

Right?

You know, I'm saying good thing. Yeah. Like, these people are fucking pieces of shit.

Yeah.

And. And, dude, they're the tyrants, okay? And they tell you the reason they're so afraid now is because that's what they're gonna do. Trump's not going to do that. Trump's smart enough to understand that. That's costing people elections, and that's what's driven us to this progressive crap that we have in society right now. It's this one issue. This one issue being jammed down women's throat has allowed our country to go so far fucking left, that it's unrecognizable.

Now, side note here, you know, Biden brings up the resolute desk. And I thought that was interesting because I also saw this headline that, bro.

If conservatives dropped this issue altogether, just dropped it, they'd never lose an election ever again.

Yeah, ever. It's fine how it is right now.

It's fine.

Keep it moving. Like, just keep it moving. We got more important things to worry about. But beside not only this. So Biden brought up this resolute desk, right? You know, the desk they use in the Oval Office. Did you see the statement that Trump put out saying that Donald Trump suggests Joe Biden soiled the coveted resolute desk as he blasts president over border policy and comments he made at investor dinner where he raised $50.5 million? So apparently Biden pissed himself while sitting at the resolute desk. Trump has the proof and says is absolutely real to the point. He actually said, he said, the resolute desk is beautiful. Trump proclaimed, Ronald Reagan used it, others used it. He then sounded, discussed it, according to the unnamed attendee quote. And he's using it I might not use it next time. It's been soiled. And I mean that literally, which is sad.

Listen.

It don't surprise me.

I fuck, I fucking can't stand this. I can't stand it. Dude. The guy comes in, he signs 17 executive orders, shuts down domestic oil production, fucks our entire economy, fucks our supply chain up, withdraws from Afghanistan, drains our strategic oil reserves, gets us in. All this shit causes massive amounts of inflation, intentionally allows fucking tens of millions of migrants to come across the border who are now fucking up everybody's lives. And this guy has the balls to, any of these people have the balls to point their finger at fucking Trump? That is Trump derangement syndrome. 100%. And I'm no fucking maga superfan. Like, I got plenty of criticisms about Donald Trump, and I've made them clear on the show many times. It's, I fucking can't stand these fucking liars, though. Yeah.

And he's pissing at the desk.

Yeah. Ain't always doing, bro. These people are fucking disgusting people, man.

Guys jumping on this conversation down in the comments. Let us know what you guys think. With that being said, let's get to our third and final headline. Headline number three, bring it all together now. Got a little Joe Biden and foreign nationals. So this headline reads, Joe Biden balloons temporary amnesty to include 1.2 million foreign nationals. All right, so Joe Biden just gave amnesty, temporary amnesty to 1.2 million of these illegals that also happen to be national foreigners from other countries.

Yeah, they're going to try to get these people to vote, dude.

So President Joe Biden has helped balloon the number of foreign nationals living in the United States who are eligible or receiving temporary protected status, or TPS, making them ineligible for deportation. Now, this is interesting because what's the talk of the town right now? Trump has said that. We've said it on the show, these people need to be deported. And it's interesting that, oh, he's gonna.

Try, listen, between now and November, they're gonna try to grant amnesty to all of these people. And they're gonna do it little chunks at a time like this.

Yep.

And event, and they're gonna fucking say, these people are american citizens and they're allowed to vote.

They cannot be deported.

Every single one of those motherfuckers gonna vote for Biden because they don't want to be deported. Like, this is how they're gonna try to steal the election. You're gonna lose your fucking country because you fucking felt bad because AOC stood at the border and fucking fake cried. Yeah, and you're going to lose your country because you felt bad when 65% of the people coming across are military age single males. You're going to feel. You're. You're going to lose your country because of that. Because you fucking. I can't stand it, dude.

Analysis from the Pew Research center reveals.

That our fucking republican lawmakers and congresspeople and senators better get their fucking heads out of their asses.

Analysis from the Pew Research center reveals that as of late last month, almost 1.2 million foreign nationals are eligible or receiving TPS so they can stay in the United States, secure work permits, and avoid deportation. Since taking office, Biden's Department of Homeland Security has added Afghanistan, Burma, Cameroon, Ethiopia, Ukraine, Venezuela to the list of countries where nationals residing in the United States but who do not have any immigration status can qualify for TPS. Last September, Biden extended TPS to almost half a million Venezuelans in the United States. That was after almost a quarter million Venezuelans were offered TPS in 2021. So this is not nothing new.

They've been working over 2 million people. He's already gotten. We're working it.

Yeah, they're already starting to push it in. And on top of that, another report comes out that on Biden's watch, the nation's foreign born population has exploded. So not only are these people coming here illegally, not only is he giving them temporary protected status, these people are multiplying with inside the country. The latest estimates from the center for Immigration Studies show that more than 51 million foreign born residents now reside in the United States. 51 million. That's the largest ever in american history. The foreign born share of the US population has more than tripled since 1970, nearly doubled since 1990, and is up 40% just since 2000. CIS research is right. Since President Biden took office in January 2021, the foreign born population has grown by 6.44 million people. So that's just in the last four years. You know, and with this, you know, there's been some, you know, I think not just here in this country. There's. There's starting to be a lot of upticks in society of people basically getting tired of this illegal situation that we have going on. You're seeing a lot more beat.

Americans are being replaced, okay? Americans don't like the government.

Every government.

So the government doesn't change their policy because they're supposed to serve Americans, so they don't. They. You want evidence that these people are fucking not our people. Look what they're doing. We don't like what they're doing. So their solution is to bring in a new voter base. That's their solution. And you think these people give a fuck about you and me? They're trying to replace you. They were going to replace you with an entire group of people that aren't from here, weren't born here, come from other places, don't share american culture for their own ability to steal our tax dollars and corrupt our system, stay in power and to stay in power and to come out worth hundreds of millions of dollars. So these people are selling you and me and everybody else down the fucking toilet so that they can get rich and they can stay in power. And you think we don't need a massive change in the system, bro? People don't realize how bad it really is.

No, but some people are. And some people are realizing, hey, we got to take action to our own hands. I got a clip here from Belgium of a migrant causing some problems.

Yeah.

And being dealt with, and we're starting to see it all over the country. There's. I got another clip here coming out of New York City. Let's watch this first clip, though, real quick. This is in Belgium. Migrant. He started throwing stuff at people, and it gets dealt with.

Should have soccer. Kicked that dude in the fucking face.

Oh, here's another video now. This is coming straight out of New York City. This is a migrant who tried to attack, and he actually punched an elderly lady in the street. He gets dealt some swift justice as well. This video has no sound, but you guys can find all of these videos.

Guy, is it?

Oh, you'll see it. You'll see it. You guys can find all these videos on Andy for seller.com. We link them up there for you. Here's the clip. The lady. Then it gets dealt with. Justice. They beat his ass.

That's fucking awesome how it's supposed to be. Yeah. And you know what's awesome? It's a bunch of black Americans doing it. That was a white lady.

They got attacked.

Yeah, that's right. See, that's what needs to be happening here. What needs to be happening here is that black Americans and white Americans and Latino Americans are all getting together and saying, we're fucking Americans, and you're not gonna fuck with us, you're not gonna fuck with our people, not if they're black, if they're white, if they're fucking asian. It doesn't matter if they're Americans. And you come here from your shithole country and you fuck with us, you're gonna be dealt with. That needs to be the fucking policy of what we. How we treat these people. Running up and down the streets, punching people, fucking doing whatever the fuck they want. Beating up the cops, flipping the cops off. You see, they divided us intentionally in 2020 so that this exact unity wouldn't happen when they did this shit. And now people are starting to figure it out. I love it, dude. I fuck, I love it. People are starting to get it. It's Americans, and then it's other people. It's not black, it's not white, it's not gay, it's not straight. It's Americans, and then it's other people. That's what the fuck people are figuring out.

And they're also figuring out that it's american citizens. And those people in Washington, DC are our fucking enemies. They're figuring that out, too.

Yeah, they don't want clips like this to be shown.

They don't want you to see. This is awesome.

Things are happening.

Dude, how big of a bitch are you to punch some elderly woman in the fucking face? We're seeing it all the time.

I'm provoked.

You guys took it too easy on that dude. And then they go over there treating the woman. They're making sure she's good.

It's fucking awesome, man. Yeah, it's fucking awesome.

Dudes right there need more of it.

Yeah, guys, let us know what you guys think. Join us down in the conversation, down in the comments. Let us know. With that being said, that was our third and final headline. Let's get to our final segment of the show. Thumbs up or dumb as fuck? I like a little country music.

You like country music? Yeah. Yeah, of course, right?

Yeah, going down the country.

Time me a little banjo. You know that's right. Yeah, deliverance style. You ever saw that dude from. From deliverance that plays the banjo? No. Google it right now. Throw it up there on the screen.

Let's see what we got.

Angel boy from deliverance.

Banjo boy. I don't like how that sounds already.

Well, if you watch a movie, you really wouldn't like it.

You see him live?

Yeah.

Spell deliverance, right?

Yeah. Liver and see a little. That little inbred fucker.

What the fuck is that?

Yeah, throw that guy up on the screen. He's like, sitting on a porch with banjo.

What is that?

Yeah, that guy right there. Now look at that guy. Who's. Who's that look like? Who's that look like? Like if he was like, 80 years old, Joe Biden.

Fuck.

Fucking looks just like him, doesn't it?

Fuck, that does look like Joe Biden.

Why does it look like Joe Biden? I don't know, but I noticed that he looks just like him.

Dude, what's the implication here?

I don't know. Fuck. Yeah.

Well, gotta feed the conspiracies. Yeah, eat on that one for a little bit. But, uh, yeah, we like a little country music here. I like a little country music every now and then.

Let's.

Let's see what's happening in country town. I sure if you saw this. Our thumbs up or dumb as fuck. Headline reads, Morgan Wallen arrested after throwing chair from roof of Nashville bar report.

You see this? I heard about it this morning. Yeah, so?

Country singer Morgan Wild and was taken into custody on felony charges Sunday night. Per local police records, the 30 year old was arrested after allegedly throwing a chair off the roof of a bar downtown Nashville. According to WKRN, police officers were reportedly standing in front of Chiefs bar on Broadway at around 10:53 p.m. When the chair crashed to the ground in front of them. The officers went inside to investigate, eventually determining that Wallen had thrown the chair. Witnesses reportedly described seeing Wallen, quote, pick up the chair, throw it over them. Laughing afterward. The last night singer was charged with three counts of reckless endangerment and a disorderly conduct. He was booked at Metro jail early Monday morning and released. The report said Wallins attorney issued a short statement confirming the incident. Here's video clip of him being arrested.

I didn't do nothing.

I didn't hit nobody. Nobody got hit with Chase.

We're just having a good time. The cops are laughing. He's laughing too.

Everybody's laughing.

Pro. He's got blue polo, like, he looks just like a fucking. Like he just came from golf.

Now listen, I like Morgan wild. I think it might have just been a little bit too much natural light.

Dude, they got a little too wild.

That's all it is.

Punch nobody in the fucking face.

Nobody.

I tell you what, he's lucky you didn't crack that on somebody's head or. Yeah, cops head.

Now see, I feel like that would be different. Okay? Right? Like if somebody actually got hurt.

Okay, nobody even got hurt, bro.

Listen, let Morgan wall and, you know, be Morgan wallet. Let him do his thing, man.

You know what it's like to get you, I bet. Yeah, natty light does get you. Another one is Milwaukee's beast mills walk Milwaukee best. Yeah.

Oh, that's what you guys call a beast?

Yeah. You really want to get wild, you drink Milwaukee's beast ice. Mmm. That shit will fucking make you into a raging lunatic. Don't ask me how I know.

I don't feel like Morgan. He doesn't even have the face of, like, violence. Like, I don't see him now, bro.

He looks like he's probably just having fun.

He thought to a party trick, bro.

Yeah. And it didn't work out.

Shit.

Well, look at his mug shot. I know, it's funny. It's fucking great. Yeah, nobody got hurt, though. For real.

Yeah, I bet you the cops made him sing in the jail.

Look at him smiling. His mug shot.

Sing song.

Sing this song.

Sing. So, yeah, what do we got on this man? Thumbs up.

I mean, bro, you know, nobody got hurt.

I say free my boy Morgan, man.

Free Morgan.

Free Morgan. Hashtag free Morgan. Bro, I.

You know, I've done worse and not gotten arrested.

That's what I'm saying. It's like, come on, man.

I would have let him go. Well, it's probably one of them things where like, there was like, too many guys around. They couldn't just let him go, cuz, like, you know, you got the one guy who will fucking tell on everybody.

That's true. Oh, like the cop ops?

Yeah, yeah, cuz there's always that one guy, bro.

That's Morgan Warren. We can't arrest him. Who the fuck is that? I don't care who he is.

Yeah, right, that guy. Yeah, the buy the book guy.

Fuck that guy.

Yeah, we. Well, we all know him. Every. Every cop knows him too. There's that guy. He got picked on in school. He's by the book, no exceptions. And all the other cops hate him. And he said, we're arresting him. And then he probably posts on his twitter, I arrested Morgan wall.

And, bitch, he's writing it right now. Look, that's him. He's tweeting it out right now.

Yeah, we just got Morgan walling motherfuckers. Like he fucking. Just fucking arrested.

Fucking babe get. Yeah, fuck this guy. What about now?

Fucking thinks he's better than everybody. Fucking piece of shit. Morgan wall.

Last night.

We fucking big country superstar.

Lots of money through a chair. Basically hit me.

Fucking piece shit.

I'll charge him with attempted murder.

Fucking thinks his rules don't apply to him, though.

The rules apply. Rules apply.

He's telling that story till he's a hundred fucking years old. You know what happened to me one time I brought. By the time he's 80, it's gonna be. I arrested the biggest criminal in Nashville, Morgan Wall. Look him up. Killed 17 people with the chair.

Booked him.

Yeah. Fucking. I got. That motherfucker killed 17 people. That was me. That was all me. The other guys didn't want to do it. I fucking. I fucking put my gear on.

I locked him up by myself.

I went in there, I broke the door down, even though there was no door, and I fucking hauled that motherfucker right out by his fucking ears, man.

And then I played poor me all the way to the jail. Made him listen to.

He cried the whole time like a bitch. You know. You know the one guy, don't you? Yeah. Yeah, right? Yeah.

That's 100% accurate, man. Yeah. I think this is dumb as fuck.

I think it's dumb. Just because.

Because of that guy.

Dude, listen. There's bigger problems in the world, you know?

Like abortion.

Yes. Yes. Much bigger problem. Let's get rowdy.

That's it, man.

You know what it was? He was probably upset about Trump saying that about abortion. It caused him to throw the chair. He just said, that is his story, bro. He'd get off.

Yeah.

You feel emotional distress.

Everybody.

Free trauma, like everybody else.

Nope. Even Jennifer Lulu. We get on that.

I fucking. I fucking. I got. Yeah, I got trauma from fucking watching her dumb ass talking to that microphone. Them red glasses. Why they always got these colored glasses and shit, bro? Why y'all got to be so fucking weird? Yeah, like, just be a normal human, man. Yeah, get yourself some fucking hammermine. What?

No. Well, get some. What?

So shut the fuck up, juice. That's what the fuck she needs.

Well, guys. Andy. That is all I got, man.

Yeah, I got that motherfucker. Fuck it all by myself, too I don't be a ho share the show.

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