What are you getting your favorite hockey team for Christmas? From Notarius Gman, who cheers for the Knucks.

A top four D-Man.

They screamed all of these. I'm not screaming at you, it's them.

A top winger, sparkling blue helmet.

Why do you need all those things? How about just maintaining a playoff spot in the Pacific Division?

You already got more than you expected to get this Christmas, and you're asking.

For more? Every day we stray further from God.