Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, welcome to the section ten podcast. Here are your hosts, Jared Caravas. Coley Mick, Steve Peralt and Tyler Milliken. Presented by underdog fantasy, it is the home of your 2024 soon to be World Series champion Boston Red Sox. My name is Jared Carabis, and I am a certified G and a bona fide stud. And you can't teach that. And this right here, this is Coley Mick. And he's seven foot tall, and you can't teach that. And this right here, this is Tyler Milliken. And he killed his dog, bullet. And you can't teach that.

Bada boom.

Realist guys in the room. Steve, how you doing?

What up? What up? Section ten. In the building.

In the mother fucking building. Presented by Blue Moon.

Suck one.

Yeah, you can suck one. All right. Yeah, you can suck one.

I wanted to test the waters there. I was like, can we suck?

Yeah, you can suck them. Yeah, why not? Yeah. Sex attends back. I feel like the last time that we met, I don't even know. It's episode 455. We took a couple of years off. Steve started a Red Sox show. Coley started a Red Sox Yankees show. Me and Tyler started a Red Sox show with been. It's been some know, since we did an episode together. Blaze, Jordan. I think at some point maybe we'll get him back on. I don't know.

I don't know.

What? Why are you shaking? Why risk it?

Why fucking risk it?

Yeah. I mean, if he comes back on, the next thing you know, we don't do another show for two years.

What happened with Blaze? So what went down there? He ended the show. He canceled?

Yeah, after we did the interview and we kind of cut the feed and off camera, he was like, by the way, the show is canceled.

You're fired.

And we were like, can you even do that? And he was like, I am not going to repeat myself, but for the sake of clarity, the show is fucking canceled. And we were like, section ten? He's like, yes, done. So I don't know. Blaze, Jordan canceling section ten, it was a surprise to us. Pulled the rug up from underneath us and it set forth this ripple effect that put us all in completely different direction.

He's a benevolent guy, though. He realized what he had done. He took his knee off our throats after two years, and he said, you.

Can have it back.

So we do appreciate Blaze for that.

We do appreciate Blaze. We wouldn't have been able to get the naming rights back without Blaze.

Oh, he played a huge role in that, honestly, I would say above and beyond, and I didn't see that coming. So again, I know we can rip them a little bit here and there, but hats off to blaze Jordan for.

Hashtag thank you, blaze. Hashtag thank you, Blaze.

Get it going.

Yeah. If it wasn't for blaze, I think we would still be name redacted and all the other shows that we were spread out across the section ten universe at this point. But now we're back together. Tyler, are you intimidated a little bit or you feel comfortable yet? Or you were like, where are you at mentally right now?

I don't know. I'm a little nervous. I did like the intro. I didn't think you were going to bring up bullet immediately. I thought maybe you'd go with something a little nicer. Maybe something about the sodas.

You killed him.

Dead as he was.

Are you happy with your intro? I know I didn't tell you beforehand that I was going to do that. Are you happy with it or you want me to change it?

No, I think it's fitting. Let people know you killed them.

Yeah.

It's what kind of monster I am.

Yeah. I'm glad that you accepted that. Fuck that pup up. I don't know where to start. I feel like people. There's some socks talk, obviously, that we want to get to, but I feel like we can't just be like, all know, first episode in two years. People.

Don'T think. I hadn't thought of it till just now. I'm looking at Tyler. I'm looking at the neon sign behind me. You now work for a dog based company.

Oh, fuck. Yeah.

There's nothing wrong with that. That's okay.

I feel like there's a conflict of interest there.

Yeah, there's a lot of people.

If someone was addicted to alcohol and they quit, you're telling me they wouldn't work for a liquor store or something like that?

Probably not.

No, I'd say unlikely.

Yeah, no, we're trying something different.

I haven't made that mistake in a long time. The pop is ten years old out there right now and she seems to be fine breathing. What else would his intro be, though? What's the other?

Because I'm not saying change the intro. I'm saying, like, make sure he stays away from all dogs.

Yeah. He drinks 19 sodas on Saturday, which he.

The number keeps going higher. No, that was never true.

Who makes it go higher? Obviously not me. It was at twelve and then.

And really something that's actually been bothering me. Coley, I'm sorry I didn't bring liver. No, my liver is fine. I look good. Your Colon. I went out and bought a 24 pack of Coke Zero and specifically sent it to the group chat for Coley.

To see the group chat.

Steve fucking responds. Like, I wanted to hear from Steve about the coke. I wanted approval for Tyler coming in hot here.

I'm sorry, Steve. I don't mean to be rude.

It has nothing to do with you.

What Coke? I don't remember coke.

Jake, did you see the coke zero?

No.

Yeah, it was like a super zoomed in photo of, like, one letter of the boss.

Yeah.

Tyler, it mattered so much that no one replied in the group chat for, like, 20 minutes.

Yeah. What the hell is that, dude?

It's not obvious at all. It's the dumbest photo ever.

Yeah.

If there was, like, a dead body.

Behind it, that there was no other.

Way to show the coke zero without the murder in the middle.

As a new group, I'm going to be honest.

Okay. Yeah.

I didn't want everyone to see it was a 24 pack. I wanted people to realize it was right there.

It says 20, 412 ounce cans.

I read it as twelve pack. I was ashamed. But if you want to acknowledge me and say you're proud of me, Coley, this is the chance.

We talked about it in person, not.

About the coke zero I bought. We did.

You said you switched to coke zero. I said, good.

Oh, well, maybe I'm just looking for extra acknowledgement.

You're not getting it.

Yeah, you're not getting it.

Not today, not ever.

You're not getting it. But we did get the name back, which Dave ruined the surprise of underdog.

Can I say real quick, though, I don't think people ran with that to the degree I thought they would, which is good for us.

No.

When I saw Dave say that, I'm like, oh, man, everyone's going to take that. And I'll be like, okay, surprise over. That didn't really blow up like I thought it would.

No, because. Yeah, so I think Dave attempted to ruin the surprise. I think people pivoted towards their going independent because I had one of my buddies from home shoot the video, because the person who was originally supposed to do it got sick. So then I had my budy from home do it, and they're like, oh, no. Big company would have their fucking budy from home shoot this thing. But we did, because we were scrambling last minute to have someone do it. But we got the name back because after Dave did his episode where he shredded me for no reason I called him after the show, and I was just like, and the night before, I called him to get the name back, and then he didn't answer and then went on his show the next day and was like, yeah, corrupt. Left draftkings last night. Called me, probably trying to get a job. No, I was trying to get section ten back. And so I called him the next day after his show and had a conversation. I was like, hey, do you think I can get section ten back? And he was like, no.

I was like, well, why not? And he said, well, because draftkings and underdog don't get along with each other. And I was like, okay, but I had a really good relationship with everyone over there at DraftKings, and they're giving me baseball is dead, so I can't imagine they would have an issue with you giving me section ten. So he was like, well, I'll call some people. It's like, well, I'll call some people too, because I don't know that I trust you to just follow up on this by yourself. He did call people to his credit, he did reach out to some people, but I did as well and made sure that conversations were happening so that we could just get it back. And then he reached back out and he was like, you're all set. You can have it. And I was like, all right, cool, thank you. I was very happy. I was on FaceTime with Coley when the text from Dave came in. So we kind of had that moment together where we're like, we fucking have it back. I thought for sure that Dave was going to spoil section ten because it was a way for him to pat himself on the back and be like, and I gave caribus section ten back.

Good for me. But he did spoil underdog for a little bit. People weren't 100% sure. I thought people would put pieces together. I don't think that people thought Steve was going to be a part of it. I don't know how many people knew that Steve was even working for underdog. He's doing social for Underdog, which has been.

That's only been for a couple of months, and I've really enjoyed it, but I think the plan, well, you didn't.

Make, like, an announcement. I think more people would have put together if you were like, hey, I just took a job at underdog. Then people would have been like, oh, the Infinity stones are being collected over, like, now. We need to move this last piece over. But I think a lot of people probably didn't realize maybe you were doing that?

Yeah. Sorry to cut you off the plan. I accept your apology. All right, thanks.

That's a guy.

Jared, just really appreciate that apology that you or the acceptance of my apology.

I just really want to hammer home how big it was of you to accept that apology. You didn't have to just.

Hit the board. Jared, please.

Thank you. Thank you. Hold on.

Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you, guys.

All right.

Save God.

I can't reiterate enough how sorry I am that I cut you off. And again, I accept your apology.

Thank you.

Super appreciative. Thank you.

You accept it?

The goal with thunder daddy.

Hesitate. I don't even hesitate to accept that apology. That was just like a quick.

Absolutely.

I'll take the apology. I'll take it. I don't know how long most people sit in consideration of accepting apologies, but months? It has to be well under the range of the average apology acceptance that I just fucking took that thing and put it right in my pocket. It was like, I accept it.

Applause round two.

Thank you, guys. Come on. Thank you. It means the world to me. Means the world to me. Being recognized like this on episode 455. 455 of the Section ten podcast. That's fucking nuts, dude. We're closing in on 500 episodes. Shout out to Brockholt, by the way, who was pissed that there were so many names.

He's like, how long is this thing?

Yeah. He's like, you got to cut this down, dude. This is the longest intro of all time, which it is. That's fair. And you know what, Steve? I'm sorry to cut you off. You were going to make a point about something. No.

Except that apology credit.

No, go ahead. No, go ahead. No, it's your turn.

It's like his career.

Go ahead.

Credit to Brock. Because he always forgets to say the. He would always go this time. Yeah, he said the section ten podcast, which is great.

Yeah. Normally he'll rip a welcome to Section ten podcast.

He goes straight to two. It's like, say, duh. But no, the goal was for me to do baseball content. I had no idea, Jared, Facetime me talking about this.

Well, you dragged it out. You dragged it out. I'm just saying.

I forgot. We were.

I was saying, you FaceTime me, and.

You were bringing up the idea of moving to underdog. I was like, there's no way he's actually doing that. There was no way that's actually happening.

Yeah, well, I mean, again, I was transparent the whole time. The plan for anyone. Because I went on ITm shout out, Joey. We're going to keep him involved. I know people were like, joey's still doing itm we're not going to just leave him in the dust here. We're still going to keep him in the loop. I did an interview on ITM in, I think, 2023.

Yeah.

Where we kind of went over what happened. And for anyone that didn't know, basically what happened was Steve took a ton of money to leave us. And he was like, I'm going to fucking compete with you. I want to take you guys down. It was like, equal money. It was like, he could have not at all. Steve could have stayed. And he took a little bit extra to go to Odyssey to start a rival podcast, which he was like, I'm going to call it section eleven, because I want to fuck.

That is true.

Motherfuckers down. And then my deal ran up at Barstool, which I tried to sign it for everyone. That was like, you left them hot. No, I tried to sign an extension before the season started in 2021. And they were just like, that's nice. And then they let my contract expire. Then they let me sit out there for two months and draft kings was like, hey, we value you. We appreciate you. And I was like, oh, that's very nice. So then that's where I went. Coley was like, the podcast is know, Tyler's gone, Jared's gone, Steve's gone. So I guess, you know, I'm gone. And he ends up at Underdog. Coley's one of my best friends in the whole world. We keep in touch almost every day. And I'm sitting there and I'm. I'm trying to get him over there. He's trying to get me over there. It's like, no matter what, we're getting back together whenever it's possible. The second and draftkings knew this. I made it very clear in the beginning. I was like, no matter what happens, the end game is Coley in some form or fashion. And on the last episode of Name Redacted, I said this decision ultimately, because people, Dave tried to make it sound like I was, like, job hopping, or I couldn't hold a nope.

Like, this was very much a me decision where the fans were in mind in the entire time. And I was like, wait a second. I was. I. I could try and convince Coley to come over here, or like, steve just went over there. Coley's doing really well. Over, like, I'm going to be the unself. Instead of being like, hey, both of you come where I am. I was like, all right, I'll go where you guys are. However we can put section ten back together, that's what I will do. That's what I've always wanted to do. I never wanted section ten to end. The fact that we didn't have the name for the last two years made me sick. I felt like I didn't have my fucking mojo like an Austin Powers. I just felt like a different person just in the beginning. Fucking 20 minutes, I already feel like myself again. I'm talking different. I'm happier. It's crazy. I'm sure if you listen to Neymar's actor over the last two years, oh, he has more life now. I got my thing back. So, yeah, there's no secret under the table things. I was very open and honest from the beginning.

Whatever path I have to take to get back to Coley, to get section ten back together, to get the name back, to put everything back together and not abandon Tyler, we're going to bring Tyler with us and make this super group. And obviously, Jake was a big part of that as like, that's what I'll do. Wherever I have to go, whoever's dick I have to suck, that's what I'll do.

Well, that's when things got weird.

That's where things got weird. But I was just, I, you know, whatever. Whatever I need to do for the team. And that's what I did.

Yep. And that's what it was, right? Like, Jake obviously being there. How many times did we sit in a call and we were trying to figure out how do we get to that pathway and what the timeline was going to be. Coley, whenever he would come on for one of those, like, you saw the reaction. You saw everyone saying, well, now it finally feels complete. When he was with us, how long did we just look forward and hope for that? It's just we finally had everything line up when the time was right. Still, when you get a FaceTime from Jared, he always does the little smirky do. So Jared always had that little smirky doo face on, so I couldn't tell if you were serious or not. Typically, you need about ten to twelve minutes to go by, and then serious conversation happens. I'm like, okay, he's not messing around. This might actually happen. I just assumed you were going to stay over there. I assumed a deal was going to get done, and then you guys keep doing your thing and we do ours. But, no, I'm super pumped. The reaction today was incredible.

I knew it was going to be really good. But the reason section ten is so much of our being is the stuff that people said today. Suns out, guns out stuff, trash island. Like, you go down the list, that's the core audience, and they're still there. And the fact that they responded the way they did was incredible.

It's crazy. People still remember bits from five, six.

Fucking years ago from Pete's mom's basement. Like, they still remember real throwback stuff.

Yeah, like mutt. I talked to mutt today, and he was talking about Pete's dog humping him, like, nine years ago. Yeah. There's so many pieces of the section ten story that a different one stands out to someone else. Some of them I've even forgot about now, because it's almost been. Next year will be a decade, right?

Yeah. It was 2015 that we started.

That's crazy.

I did crazy math. That is ten years to 2025.

There were two years.

No, ten.

No, it's true. But of all two years to have no ten, we picked two great years to have no ten.

True. I'm just saying. That doesn't count as ten years.

It's ten years since the launch. You can say that.

Yeah. Ten year anniversary.

That's fully accurate. Ten years since the launch.

We're not celebrating ten seasons. We're celebrating the 10th anniversary of the inaugural season.

Coley, 10th anniversary is not a lie at all. That is totally.

I'm thinking if, like, a TV show went off air for multiple seasons, what.

If a guy went to prison for two years and his birthday still counts? He doesn't not age in those two years. He's in jail.

No, but the comparison there is he's still alive. Him being outside, like, section ten wasn't alive.

Section ten was still alive in here.

You just said it wasn't like. It was dormant.

It was dormant.

Just went on this whole space about how you were dead inside.

I was dead inside. Well, you weren't that dead.

We had fun meeting with this fucking kid.

I understand.

No need.

Dead inside?

Come on.

Yeah, now you're talking about me. Like, I was just like, this thing on the side. Like, we smiled, we laughed.

We had a great time. We had a great time for. It was different. And that's why I always compared it to wings. It's like people were like, this isn't section ten.

This isn't section ten.

It's like, no shit, dude. You can't just take one piece of a band member and he started a new band. Be like, this isn't the same band. It's like, no fucking shit. It's not the same.

It's like friends, right? What was the series after friends? Joey, where they had him go and live his life and do his own thing.

You watch that show?

I've seen some episodes of Friends. I'm not a supporter. I'm more of a how I met your mother kind of guy. But this is like being on friends. I'm one of the people on friends. I'm Chandler.

I don't know enough about that show.

Yeah, me neither.

The dead one. Is that the dead one?

Yeah.

He's dead as fuck.

Yeah.

Okay.

Rip Tyler.

How do you feel being in this spot? How do you feel entering this new era of section ten? I'm ecstatic. This was always as someone who grew up, I'm 25 years old, so when I was in high school, I was walking home, listening to the bunk bed episode and hearing about David Price. That is me growing up. So this is kind of the full circle moment. Like, name redacted. Like, I compared it with friends. It was like being on the sequel. Now I feel like I'm on the, like, this is the fucking zone. This is where everything blows up. It's the baseball podcast that set the space. And now I'm here. I'm hanging. I got to feel. Tyler's going to make that reference. It's like, friends.

No other references.

He's going to go back to Joey. We're going to hear so much about Joey, to the point where I'm going to have to go back and watch the fucking show to be like, what is he talking about?

It sounds like he just started watching friends, but he wants to bring it up in an organic way. He's just like, what's that show? You guys ever seen a.

Related. I don't know many shows with a sequel. It's like Zach and Cody and Sweet life on Deck. I was on Sweet life on deck. It wasn't Zach and Cody.

What?

You guys are so old. Jake. Jake, you watch Zack and Cody, right? Yeah, I know that one, but you should know that they won't.

I would prefer that than you talking about a show that premiered in 1992.

I know you thought that would be more your era.

Now we're old. I get it. I'm trying to relate to what Jared and Steve were saying when I pitched underdog on bringing section ten over. Nick Rudman. Shout out, Rudman. He fucking hates baseball. And the Red Sox specifically. He's from Charlestown. For people who don't know, he's from the city. And he was out the second they traded Mookie. Like, true. He was like, fuck this. And I respect the hell out of that smart guy, but he was like, we don't have a ton of interest in doing baseball. However, we know how much people care about that show. So if it wasn't for. I don't want to say we knew what the reaction was going to be, sucking our own dicks, but because we knew how much people cared about Jared and section ten specifically, that's what convinced underdog to even do the deal in the first place.

Yeah, I mean, God bless underdog. Just be like, hey, we can actually take all these pieces, put them together, and bring it back. And not only that, but I know people are itching for the merch. Oh, my God.

It's so good.

My God. If you're a section ten fan, that goes back to all the designs that we put out in 2018. This first line of merch, if you own the entire catalog that existed before, you don't own, like, I can't wait to get our own shit because I'm going to live in it. I'm going to wear that all the time. The hoodies.

There is one item, Jared, that you sent over, and we've had some shirts. Yes, the hoodie. That might be top of the power rankings for any section ten item ever. And that includes citrus hills. Fuck this. Which maybe. Can we bring back some OGs?

Yeah, definitely. I wanted to do logo stuff first, and then we can bring back some of the classics. We never had a trash island t shirt, which feels like, at this point, feels like a strong, like, people bring.

In the balloons, bring the balloons back.

We gotta bring the balloons, bring back Louisiana balloons. But the fact that we don't have a trash island shirt, that was what was very funny to me during the name redacted era, would be people being like, not enough ball talk, blah, blah, blah. Where's the ball talk? And our most popular episodes of all time of section ten, trash Island. Suns out. Guns out, which was about the Phoenix Suns and I guess probably the Joe Kelly interview. I don't remember what would be like, the sleepy Frankie. Sleepy Frankie. Oh, Steve hated that.

That was my least favorite episode. That episode. You took forever to get back. You're like, we're going to be back soon. We're going to be back soon. And then Frankie Borelli. I have nothing against Frankie. I think he's great.

You hate Frankie.

I don't hate him. People say it looked like that we were the most boring episode ever.

It was the middle of Red Sox Yankees playoffs. We went into a sleeping Yankee fans room and gave him no sleep. We made him do an hour and a half podcast, maybe as a video.

But as a podcast, that was terrible. I do remember Jared. This was uncharacteristic. He had, I think. I don't want to say a really bad episode, but he was, like, very disinterested. And it was during the playoff run. You remember that? An. I don't know if this is the same episode, but there was one where Jared was just kind of out of it. Think it was right before the playoffs, and people still point that one out as, like, what was going on then? I thought you had something going on. I thought there was some real personal thing going on, and I think you.

Were just very well could have been.

I think you were just tired. I think it had been like, a long day and we were in that. No man's links. The Red Sox that year was so. I mean, it was 2018. They'd clinched everything. So it's like it was right before the playoffs. And then the playoffs, I think, are some of our best episodes ever. That was an all time run.

Sleepy Frankie.

No, not the. You weren't there for the Alex Benellis episode, Steve, were you? No. Were you?

No.

It was like the Jackie Bradley Jr. Trade happened while we were recording and Alex Benellis was in the deal. He followed me like, five minutes after the trade, went live on Twitter, and then ended up on the podcast before we were done recording. He had just got a trade to the Red Sox and he was on the episode before we finished. That was a very all time section ten moment.

Well, if we're talking section ten moments, I think the thing I'm most excited for is having that section ten magic back. Some of our most tired episodes are when some of the best things. I mean, ICE Horse happened at three in the morning, so there was always just this thing where it's like, all right, well, we're going to give it our all. It's insanely late. We probably shouldn't be recording right now. This product might stink, but we might also get a classic. And then it would end up on Twitter. Like, not like MLB's Twitter, like their actual Twitter account. Anytime we were saying something and it got on, there was my favorite.

Yeah. Yeah. I forgot about the ICE horse episode. That's definitely on the Mount Rushmore of episodes.

I do hate the Alex Benellis episode. I can't lie, because that was one of the worst days of my life.

I was driving.

I didn't. I almost did kill someone. I was like, three minutes away from the Dorchester exit. And I don't know what I was doing. I was kind of staring off at the water. And I rear ended the dude in front of me. And then the two cars in front of me also hit the cars in front of me. So we had this whole lane of people just hanging out with each other. So I got out.

I thought that was seven deaths.

No one died. I walked up in a car, blood everywhere.

I had a dog in the backseat, through the windshield.

This fuck in the front car wouldn't speak to me. He just called the police. I was like, dude, just talk to me for.

One side more.

I didn't mean to do it. I was tough time. You're just fucking focused on the road bombing into the car in front of his thing.

He just loves ramming into cars.

The three idiots in front of me.

Didn'T stop in front of him. No, that's not how that works at all. It's got momentum.

The law strongly disagrees with you.

Yeah, that was the night of the lockout. Right? Like that, at midnight. It was the lockout. That's why.

Exactly.

That's why you were zoning out. You were like, what the fuck am I going to do?

I was just so nervous about work and everything. And then I'm sitting out there and I'm waiting for the state trooper. And then these people just start saying.

Fuck you to me as they drive by.

Because of the traffic.

For good reason.

You just backed up traffic 8 miles because you crashed into three cars.

Imagine fucking breaking your 2001 Saturn. And there's people driving by you saying, fuck you. You ruined my day. You think a Saturn is going to.

Be okay after that? You ruined my day, that day.

I remember it. The amount of blood. They said it was unmatched.

Wherever that town was, the police description said it was a fucking 2001 red Honda Civic. And then I looked at the registration, they're like, it's actually a white car.

I had to call my mom. She was upset with me. My radio fell out. Yeah, one of those awful Bluetooth that didn't come with the car. It wasn't stock. It just fell out. And I couldn't plug my radio back in anymore after that. So I had to listen to things on my phone while I drove. I just held it up to my.

And you're more distracted.

I need to listen to something. Why don't you listen to police scanner, dude? You're all over it.

Yeah.

Fucking asshole. Anyways, yeah. So section ten is back. Very excited about Steve.

Did anyone else come with you with section ten? Maybe, like, the moon?

No.

Even if it's blue, you fucking moron.

Well, now that you mention it, that's a terrible way to set me up for Blue Moon, because you mentioned the moon, which we have an entire episode about it being fake before the show.

When we were talking about it, we were saying to Jake, sauce us the moon read. That's exactly.

Yeah. Which. I understand that. Yeah, I figured. You remember the five minute ago reference.

Over the three year ago reference, Coley.

No. You said the moon, which is a very prominent figure in our lineage, brought anyone with you, vehemently denied its existence, and now you want to be like, bring real fucking. I said.

As a voice of reason. I also want to say.

That.

Steve, do you have something to offer before I talk? No. Go for it. Thank you.

Raise your hand. You can't pass it off to someone else. It's not how the raising the hand system works.

I stepped up.

That's why I put my hand up.

Because he interrupted me. Listen, hey, we're all getting used to each other as a new system here. It's four instead of three.

Put your hand.

And I'm used to. Steve.

Yeah. I just wanted to say real quick.

That.

This exact episode doesn't need a bunch of Red Sox talk for multiple reasons. For anyone saying, hey, when are they going to get the Sox talk? I know Tyler has, like, eight pages of notes about the Red Sox hours, even though there's literally nothing happening. Hey, there's no way Bao's the opening day guy. A couple people might be a little nicked up. That's about it. But we're going to have a big season preview episode next week for anyone that's asking about. All right. I don't doubt it. He sent it over. It's, like, literally ten pages long. That was the first thing. That was just the Bayo extension. I got a lot on CJ crone.

All I'm saying is I'm used to. It was my turn. Like, the finger up, and then I stop what I'm doing and know calling whoever does that. But I didn't know Tyler could do that.

I didn't either. I did it, and it felt wrong. So is it only a Coley thing or can we all.

No, Pat used to do it. Pat used to do. Yeah, no, it's. Anyone can do it. It's just.

One finger. He put a whole hand up.

Yeah, well, he's new. He doesn't know what he's doing? You took Tyler to the gun range and handed him the noisy cricket and he didn't know what the fuck to do with it.

Tyler, test it out. Put one finger up.

Do you even know what a noisy cricket is? Tyler. Oh, God.

Tyler, put one finger up. What is he doing?

What are you doing, dude?

My hands, they're like, not.

Okay. We're going to run one finger off Tyler pretty quick.

What is he doing?

That's two.

That's fucking two.

Tyler. No, one on each is this.

You look like you just won a fight in super smash brothers.

You guys have a little calibrate. I have no experience with Tyler, so I got to get used to Tyler's quirky.

It's going to take a long time.

It's going to take a while. I can already tell it's taken forever to put one finger up. He's been putting two fingers up.

Yeah, but you're also, like, going to the side.

It's almost going to be like you're calling a cab or something like that.

Yeah.

Why's your finger bend like that?

Why are you showing me the fucking top of your hand?

I have a loose wrist, man. We got work to do. We got work.

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One of the things I did want to mention, because people thought that I was going to go back to Barstool, and they were like, you got to come home. You got to come home. And I was like, for what was there that would have made sense for me and for you, the listener, the fan, what was there that I could have been like, this is what's going to make people go nuts. And I was thinking about it, I was like, coley's at Underdog. Steve's at Underdog. Underdog is a very obvious landing spot here. Barstool has section ten. Would love to have that, but if we can get it back without having to go back. But then people wanted the name, but it's like, I wouldn't have used the name without the people. And I said that a million times. I was like, if Dave called me up and he was like, hey, have section ten back. But I was at DraftKings and it was me and Tyler, I wouldn't have called it section ten. We still would have. Like, maybe we would have changed the name to something else. Like, maybe we wouldn't have stuck with name redacted, but I wouldn't have done section ten without the very least Coley or one of the two.

But now that we have everybody. Yeah, obviously we're going to do that. But I didn't understand why people were like, you got to go back to Barcelona. It's like, for what I'm known for is section ten, and baseball is dead. Baseball is dead. We can move that anywhere. Now, that is a solid group that's going to travel with each other. And two thirds of section ten are at underdog. I understand people miss the streams and stuff. Like the hub stuff. I don't even see hubs doing Yankee shit anymore.

Even if I went back hubs thing in ages, I almost forgot about hubs.

Does he do the Yankee podcast anymore? I don't even know. I know that he does some video stuff. I know he still tweets it, but what would I be going back for? It didn't make any sense to me. This was the best case scenario. This was the best fit. Yeah. It was an absolute no brainer to do that.

Well, we've had this conversation a lot before about not just what you want for the path and what. The path of section ten or your career and all that. You're most valuable here. If you're going to Barstool, you're either going to New York, Chicago. I know we had some long talks about living in New York. I think we both kind of hated it. But you're most valuable here. I feel most valuable here being 510 minutes from Fenway. You're only, like, 1520 minutes from Fenway. Coley's in Maine, so I'm surprised he's even got a clear video right now, honestly. But that's what made the most sense, is that you would be able to stay remote locally and obviously get the gang back together.

Yeah. And when you're talking about being a free agent in this industry, and once you've made a little money, and then the offers are kind of all within shouting distance of each other, I want to be with my friends. I loved working. The people at Draftkings became my. Obviously, you knew Emerson. I knew Emerson before I went there. I knew Steve Buchanan. But a lot of the behind the scenes people, they're my friends. Like, they're stuck with me. As I said on the last episode of, uh, they're wrestling fans. They come over for the wrestling pay per views. But in terms of in front of the camera, of course. Wherever I can put. If we went to fucking asshole media.

And that's why you pitched that initially, and I was like, it's a bad idea.

I know they're kind of like, they get political, and that's not us. But if you guys were at asshole media, that's where I would have wanted to go. It's like, I wanted to put this show back together. Underdog is giving us that opportunity to give everyone what they want. I'm very happy. I couldn't be happier. I can't even describe how happy I am that underdog has given us this opportunity. Steve.

I can't wait for the live stream opportunities. Jared's got a hell of a place. We shot the announcement video there. It's exactly what you would expect it to look like, the live stream.

What does that mean? What the fuck does that mean?

Saying it's got a bunch of memorabilia, a bunch of TVs. I mean, you've posted your place before on the socials, so I'm saying it's a good thing. Why do you think it was a bad thing?

I don't know.

You post your TVs. You put the TVs up there.

Yeah, I posted the TVs.

I'm excited for analysis with the theater seats and all that. The live stream stuff is going to be great. I mean, we obviously got something planned for opening day, but I'm pumped for that.

We do.

Yeah.

That was a joke. That was a joke. Yeah, it was a joke.

We do.

Yeah. I can't wait for that.

I got confirmation today that something was being sent for that stream.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, you got the fucking know. I always speak highly of Coley as a friend, but he's a fucking asshole. Because it's weird.

He's not an asshole. Media. You'd think that would have been a good fit for him.

But I bought his daughter for her birthday a giant blow up princess Castle. And it includes a ball pit. And I thought the balls came with it. It didn't. I was made aware of this, and so I bought him his family 6000 balls to put in the ball pit. And did he open a single box to create the ball pit? Have you even blown up this princess castle? Has the castle been blown up?

The princess castle at full blow.

Twice.

The size of my house, like minimum. I don't know where this could be contained. I don't think it came with yard spikes. That's what I'm saying. I don't think it came with ground spikes or like a foundation to lay that.

I can put this Home depot. You could do it yourself.

We're talking. I think it was like six large boxes came and they're in my basement.

Well, they're backed up. Back up. I think I got more balls than the princess castle can hold, but I think I have no doubt there's that many boxes.

Every once in a while, I go down to my basement and I'm like, why are there ups boxes made out to my daughters on it? Of all the people to get packages, they're incapable of ordering things because their brains are like. And then I'm like, oh, yeah, those are filled to the brim with balls. And that's how they'll stay.

Well, Tyler. Yeah? I think you're abusing this a little bit, but go ahead. Yeah.

This is the second time, actually. Steve put his hand up and no one even cared to acknowledge him.

Right. I'm just putting that out there.

I don't know why. Sometimes you don't get it.

Yeah, I get it.

Coley. I don't know. I don't know. He's getting. Let me clean up. No, I'm not. I have a good point to make, and Coley's going to appreciate.

Go ahead.

You're very busy. I've set up some floats in my life I would enjoy if you maybe flew me out to.

So you started off with such a bad point. I can't let you finish. I'm stopping you right there.

Yeah, what part? The flying out. I'll drive. No.

And you were like, I've filled up a lot of floats in my life. As if I knew to the float game somehow. Like that. Insane.

It seems like you're a little scared.

Of what Jared bought for you again.

It's larger than anywhere my house can contain. He's saying it's like a princess castle. Like, bouncy house. Like it's a village. It's a full.

It's a village.

What animal did I get? I got a big penguin.

I believe it's a big penguin.

It's a big penguin.

Taylor already had a giraffe. Yeah, big penguin.

Huge penguin.

How many forgot unboxed immediately. Very funny.

Yeah. And does she still like it?

I don't know that she can even really identified it yet.

She doesn't know that it's a penguin. Right?

I don't know. It's just so large compared to her that I don't know she can even grasp, like, when a fly goes past a building, they're like. I don't know what that.

Yeah, that makes sense. Big penguin, though.

Massive penguin. Very funny.

Yeah. Jordan Montgomery is still a free agent.

I mean, he might actually end up. There's. I don't know how much. I'm sure you guys have talked about.

It a lot, but no, we haven't had a podcast.

Well, that's a fair point, but I'm saying it's been a long offseason. You've had offseason pods. If Snell is getting a two year deal, that happened when we were doing the announcement field. It's like two year deal for this guy, and Montgomery is still out there. It's reasonable. And it's basically, what, a one year, $31 million deal because he'll probably opt out. It's reasonable that Montgomery might still sign here. If that's the case, I feel worse about it than when we last recorded. So, like, when we sat here and I think we were saying maybe things fall out with the deal after the Tristan Casas or the Brian Bayo extension. Right. The Red Sox are at 213 right now, luxury tax wise. So say Montgomery gets, let's call it a Blake Snell deal. He gets, like, three years. I know he's holding out. He wants five. You're going to be right up against the luxury tax. And they're already trying to work out extensions. I think it's even less likely after the Bayo extension that they go and add that because they've already told you they don't expect to be above what they were last year at 225.

Why are they going to push over it, going back on their word. But I have kind of just let that one go. I haven't heard a rumor about Jordan Montgomery in weeks. Well, that's the thing. So we just got to just make stuff up because there haven't been any. So you just go, well, I think you could come here, and then whatever the Red Sox are saying, I don't know. I mean, they've flip flopped so much.

But it's not like other teams are hot on him either. He's not linked to anyone but the Red Sox, but I don't think the Red Sox are even linked to him.

He's linked himself to the Red Sox.

He's linked to the Red Sox. The Red Sox are like, I don't give a fuck, dude.

I literally live next door, guys. I could easily just walk right over. Well, especially now that he would sign the deal. He wouldn't pitch until April. So now he doesn't even forget going to Fort Myers. Like, I am literally next door, and I'm going to walk over there for real games. It would seem like, tyler, I get what you're saying. Trust me, he's not coming here.

But we have to make, like, I don't know that that's true. What if he just straight up one year deal?

He could.

I think that's worst case for the Ragatillos made this point, and I agree with him. I think that's the least likely of all the options. I think either gets, like, four or five years or doesn't come here. I don't see the reason for the. Because even the Red Sox gave Giolito that weird, convoluted three year deal. It was like a russian nesting doll of deals. It was like a one year deal that could become a two year deal or a secret third option third year deal that both people get control over. They haven't signed a normal fucking deal. Now that we're talking about, like the story deal was announced immediately as a six year contract, despite the fact that there was no possible way for it to ever be a six year contract. I don't know if that's a CBT thing. I don't know if that's what it is. But there's literally no path unless he retires after year six, that it's a six year deal. It's either a four or a seven year deal, and everyone still announces it as, like, 6140, which it never once was.

The position we're at now with Snell and Montgomery, I'd say it's like a 90% chance that both of them are going to be free agents next offseason, which is embarrassing. That's terrible that you go in for Boris. You come into this situation this offseason, you got two of the top guys that every team should want. I understand that Snell comes with the pick, but it's crazy that it's March 19 and just yesterday, Blake Snell signs a two year deal, and Jordan Montgomery is just still hanging out in Boston. He's just down the street. I would like to play for someone. That would be sick. What do you think the earliest they're going to pitch is at this point? It's probably, like, late April. Snell's already throwing four innings, and they just went and saw, like, are they going to just push? But, like, you add the Scott Boris, it's not only have the years.

Yeah. If they have the years they're supposed.

To have, those guys are also opting out and trying to hit free agency again. If you can't get a multi, if you can't get a long deal with what they just did, what are the ODs that Snell tops what he just did? I know the stats can get a little funky. Sorry.

What the fuck, dude?

I said sorry.

Are you going to accept this one first episode? Are we doing a review? You know what? No.

Hit the music. Fucking now put them in the box, Jake.

Suspense. Steve, please. Do you know? I mean, I could have.

We're just getting back. All right. We'll get suspensions ironed out.

I do like that.

Jake just tossed them, though.

Yeah, I have the music.

No complaints.

Got it.

It was fair.

What do you mean? Yeah, I've got it.

You played it yesterday, and it brought back some memories.

Yeah. All right. Yeah.

Thank you.

Thank you. Now, before, we couldn't talk over the music, you couldn't see or hear.

I do like this.

Yeah.

So now Jake can kick Steve out, and then you can still hear the suspension music, and we can continue our.

Fucking lives until the music is done.

Once the music stops, then Steve can come.

Better. He knows better than to drop f bombs.

Like. Yeah, like.

That was blatant.

That was blatant. Yeah, you can come back.

Mean, you saw how quick I said sorry. It was all one.

Wasn't as quick as Jared. Wasn't as quick as Jared.

Sorry.

Yeah, it was a quick sorry, because I knew what I had done was wrong. It was a fair suspension. No complaints at all.

Yeah. Okay. That's the rule moving forward. So before, we were using streamyard for section ten and what was it just like the fucking launch screen? What was it?

It was the take a break screen, and so we used it as a suspension.

Yeah. All right. But it would pause everyone.

That was the thing. That's kind of funny, because we all kind of got suspended.

Yeah, that didn't make much sense. Now we can suspend someone, play the music, the suspension music, and then they can come back when the music is over. That makes way more sense.

It's way better. Way better.

We just didn't have the option before. We would just hammer it.

Yeah, absolutely. Bludgeon the suspension.

Yeah.

But, yeah, I saw someone chirping the Giants for their offseason, like someone wrote about. It wasn't just like, some guy on.

Twitter, oh, tell me it was fucking that asshole from the.

Athletic. I didn't notice the person, so I just saw what they said, and I saw Dodgers fans agreeing with it. And I get that they just hate the Giants, but it's like in this era where teams are coming out and telling their fan bases, like, we're for sure not spending money, we are not trying to compete at all. Hopefully, these 18 year olds are sick in three years. How could you ever for a second chirp? The Giants, who have had their biggest spend offseason, they try and do this every offseason. Everyone tells them to go fuck themselves. Now they've signed, like five of the top 15 guys this offseason. That's objectively really cool to see just another team. It would be so easy and just file for them, justifiable for them to punt with the Dodgers. And technically, the Diamondbacks were just in the fucking World Series last year in their division, and they were like, no, we like what we're doing. We're going for it. That's good. More teams should fucking try that.

They signed.

For Robbie Ray, traded for Robbie Ray.

They waited for a while. They're like, all right, we'll scoop these guys up at this point.

Well, they got Lee immediately, just because I think they were itching to give somebody nine figures. And they were like, we got the 6th center fielder. Awesome.

He got.

And they brought up Luciano, too, who's their top prospect, and the shortstop who's replacing Crawford. Like, they have really interesting pieces. They already had Logan Webb. We sold Andrew Bailey from them. But they went out and they made some pretty solid moves and spent money, which you can't really say for any other fucking team this offseason.

Right?

And Bailey's going to fix everybody, too. We got to factor that in. He's going to fix the whole, you.

Don'T believe in that, Steve? Is that what you say?

I think it's a little crazy to assume he's going to just bring everyone to the promised land.

Not everyone. But you can't argue the success that he had in San Francisco with some of these guys that, well, you know what? You know what? I was listening to 98 five, the sports hub, and they were given milliken shit for saying that Logan Webb. People don't know who Logan Webb is. That was like, what, two weeks ago he mentioned Logan Webb is someone that was like a product of Bailey. Like, look at someone that's gotten Cy young votes and he got this big extension. Like he's a stud frontline starter. And they were like, who's that? And you need to explain who Logan Webb is because people don't know who that is. If you don't know who Logan Webb is, you're just not a baseball fan, which is fine. Why are we acting like Logan Webb is like this hidden gem type guy?

I went into shock when they said it. I was like, are you playing with me? But that's it. You look at Logan Webb, basically a very similar arsenal to heavy, heavy, know, change up falls off the table with high ground ball rates. Those are what those guys are. What's the difference between Logan Webb and Brian Bayo? Well, Logan Webb, he can actually throw a lot more strikes and he has a slider. Brian Bayo is trying to develop that slider right now. That's what you cling to. If he can transform Logan Webb, and he did it for all these different guys, you got Kevin Gosman paid, Carlos Rodan paid. I think even this spring. Say what you will, I know it's spring training, but you're seeing guys stuff tick up. That's a step in the right direction. I want to see Cutter hitting 96. 97. Tannerhook back up to 97. Even Whitlock. Like he's not pitching backwards anymore, okay? He's attacking hitters. I can buy in on that. It should be at least some kind of improvement because Dave Bush just hasn't done a job for years. He's been hanging out. He watched Ryan Brazer go to the Dodgers just resurrect his career in ten days.

They got the special stuff out there. You know that, Tyler. They got the special. You spent three years working with a guy and someone fixes him in ten days. That is as bad as it can possibly get. Dodgers got that stuff. I don't know what it is. You go to LA, you're fixed it's.

Called a cutter who's an example of someone where they get all this credit for being amazing. And it's like, can you even prove that with Andrew Bailey? You can prove it. There are many examples of Andrew Bailey actually coming in and doing something. Steve, side note on the section ten, Twitter, is there an option to turn off or on that you can send a DM no matter what the account people are saying that unless they pay for a blue check, they can't send us DMs. How the fuck are we supposed to?

Is that still a thing? Well, that might be popping up just because obviously no one's been on this account for a couple of years since Twitter became. I'm not even going to say it.

I have seen some people say if it's not like a follow situation, it's like blue checks are the only ones who have that feature.

Okay. We got a ton of non blue checks in the DMs. I can confirm that.

Do you follow those accounts or.

No?

No.

Okay, great. Those people are just stupid.

Yeah.

I'll give people a benefit of the doubt. Maybe there's something going on.

Either that or maybe we had DM'd or they had been in the DMS before. So, like, you're kind of like grandfathered?

Possible.

Yeah.

I'm just laughing at Coley's. Hashtag thank you, Blaze. Got it. Yeah, we wouldn't be here without him. So, I mean, it's, know, jokes aside, thank you, Blaze.

We really wouldn't. Hashtag thank you, Blaze. It's going to be a great shirt. People are going to be very excited about that. I feel like. Did you make a manifesto, Tyler, on what has happened since we last did an episode?

I did.

We haven't done an episode since Lucas Giolito was done for the year.

Yes, I got that. I got a couple of spring standouts. I got Kenley Jansen with his fucking fifth injury. Spring training so far. Chris Murphy dying.

The Kenley thing, how much do you buy? It's an actual injury or do you think. Speaking to the Montgomery thing, what?

I definitely think these are injuries because he was dying at the end of last year. Like we forget, in September, he got completely shut down. He just had nothing left. This is what Kenley Jansen is at this point. He's in his mid 30s as a closer. And last year, whether it was the knee barking, the back barking, everything that possibly could go wrong for him as his body kind of wore down, here you are, he's sitting here in spring training and saying, I don't know what I'm going to do. This is weird. I've never gone through this kind of thing before. Trade him. Just flip him. He's not happy to be here. He's dealing with injuries, and if he wanted to get traded, the worst thing would be to fake an injury, because then no one's going to deal for you.

But that's where I think you have to have some reason why a guy is not playing. So you just say, oh, he's banged up. What did Aaron Boone say? He's mid spring hurt.

I think it was mid spring banged up.

I've never heard that before. Early March. He's like, yeah, guys, he's a classic. Mid spring banged up. What are you talking about?

Everyone knows that.

Yeah, that's a classic baseball phrase.

What the hell was that? It's the grind of 162, the dog days of summer. That's a thing. You get banged up around, you're like, thank God for the all star break so I can rest up. This dude is fucking hobling around. It's mid March. Yeah.

When the ides of March roll into town, that's when baseball players start getting fucking exhausted.

You guys know he's playing a couple of innings in spring. He is justifiably banged up. All right, let's relax here. It was a crazy line.

Shout out, Deandre eight. And I know we're a son's podcast of former son. He broke out an excuse I hadn't seen since 2018 when Stanton moved to New York and sucked immediately and was like, guys, I don't have my furniture. Deandre Ayton pulled that one out. Like, yeah, the reason I've been good the second half as opposed to the first half, I just was sleeping on the air mattress again. I've only seen those two use that excuse, and it's funny every time.

And I think he said, and you guys got to remember, I've been sleeping on an air, but it's like you didn't tell it. No one remember what you never mentioned. Like, how would we remember?

No, it's true. You do remember that.

You remember that every day.

Air mattress again.

Last classic multimillionaire sleeping on an air mattress. What are you talking about? That was a bizarre quote. I'm thankful that we have Aaron Boone. Every time they keep him back, I'm like, all right, great. He's back. He did some crazy quotes and great tangents. I mean, I see that photo, the funny photo he had of getting kicked out last year, that pops up, like, every week. I'm glad we got him. I'm glad he's in this space.

Yeah.

The best moment of my life was him hitting a 700 foot home run to beat the Red Sox like that. Butterfly effect has been unbelievable. Again, in the moment was terrible.

Very bad.

Unbelievable.

Now he shows.

Best thing that's ever happened.

Now he shows 2004 highlights to get everyone going and kind of get them through. Still the wildest strategy I've ever seen.

Last time we got swept.

Oh, let's tell everybody. Like, I want to announce this.

This isn't even private.

We're proud of it. It's crazy.

You guys got time for a segment?

Yeah. Your call has been forwarded.

I'm not going to spoil the surprise now. Okay.

I was going to say I got time for.

Well, that was electric.

Hey, we'll never know.

No, we're working on it.

Okay, quick work.

Yeah.

I thought you were talking about a different segment.

What segment is that?

Just saying. Might have some.

Sorry.

I'm sorry. Think we got some.

Like, what does that mean, though, for us? What does that mean for Tyler, really, for Tyler?

I'm not sure. For us, as a group, as an entity, we have direct messages that were sent in by the listeners.

Is Raphaela really not making, like, opening days?

He.

Not our opening day center field?

I don't know, but I love the fact that Miguel plays. Put some fucking Lbs on. He looks fucking meaty as know Ronald Acunya Jr. Baby.

I'm seeing it. I'm envisioning it.

Yeah.

You see the Chris paddock bomb?

He. Yeah, sure did.

Yeah, I like that. But with Raphaela, I think at this point, between Von Grissom going down and that, they're like, hey, we're going to get you some time at second base. I think yesterday was the first time he got a little run over there. I think they've come around and said, hey, he's done everything they've asked. Even if you don't buy the spring training stats, if you watch, the guy is actually working at bats. It's not the fake bullshit he was doing a year ago where he was like, hey, man, they know. Know work account. They know I'm not patient. So I'm just going to let balls go by me and maybe they'll believe it.

Did it all.

Spring training. Didn't work. Went to AA. It didn't work. Then he was like, I'll go back to my OG style. Starts hitting bombs before he gets exposed in the big leagues. Now he's made the adjustment. It's just with Rob Rev. Snyder going down and room.

The Lucas Gilito thing really bums me out.

Stinks.

Fucking stinks. I love the know. We had him on the podcast and. What. What's funny, Steve?

What's up?

What's funny, dude? Talking about a dude. Dude having a fucking serious injury. And you're.

How soon after was he out for the year when he was on your show?

What?

Months? How soon after was he deemed out for the year since when he was a guest on your show?

It wasn't that close. Okay.

I was just checking that wasn't accusing or.

You were implying that there was a correlation is what you were doing.

I was checking if there wasn't.

It seems like it was heavily implied, Steve.

Yeah, we do have some DMs.

Yeah, no, I fucking heard you the first time. But I was going to talk about Lucas Giolito for a second, if you don't mind. Do you mind?

I don't know.

Okay. I was pretty bummed.

The positive is now for sure. He's here for three years. Like, no doubt.

No, he'll be. So he. I talked to him the day after surgery, and he's like, legitimately bummed out because I tried to explain to him, I was like, baseball fan or Red Sox fans are smart. I don't think anyone is going to sit there and blame him for. Not all Red Sox fans. People that listen to the show are very smart. Yeah, I think Red Sox fans understand. It's not like he fucking went to. What are those things called? Rage rooms. It's not like he, in the middle of spring training, just went into one of those smashing computers and shit and hurt his elbow. It's like he got hurt throwing a baseball. That is his job. He's supposed to throw a baseball. It's what he's done his whole life. He had never been hurt up to that. I was hoping that no one was going to run back any audio from the interview where he was like, man, all I do is post. I never get hurt because I know what it takes to keep my body healthy. I'm paraphrasing, but he basically said those things. And as he was saying them, I was like, please, God, don't get fucking hurt.

Because this is Boston and fans will come back and they will find that. But I'm bummed for him because I know that he wanted to.

Pitch in.

A big market like Boston. I know that he was excited to play. And for a guy that does take an immense amount of pride in staying healthy, if he were still with the White Sox and he had signed an extension there and he was into his third year of a seven year deal. Then it's know it is what it. I've. I've given my all to that organization and if I have to sit out a year, then whatever. But having to go to a new team, a new city and you know that fans are passionate about baseball in like. That's got to be a shitty feeling.

I don't think. Sorry, Tyler, for cutting you off. It's okay. I didn't see your hand continue. So you accept my apology? No.

Tyler's standing. All business. Tyler.

Shit.

Yeah.

New rival. Tyler. I don't think people could have used the glasnow thing and thrown it back. The Glasgnow thing, the giolito.

What the fuck is. I don't think people could have used.

And thrown it in his face. He's not wrong, Tyler.

Thank you, Steve.

You ruined that one for yourself. I'm sorry. Oh, Steve. Go ahead, Steve. I don't think people could have used the.

Down in the DM's at Steve.

Down in the DMs, as always, brought to you by Ronald's napkins. They clean your fucking face.

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Ronald, napkins. Thank you to Ronald's napkins for coming back to section ten after a two year hiatus. It is something that they've been there from the very beginning, so to have a sponsor come back like that is huge.

The money they gave us, we'll keep.

It private, but ten figures.

Just saying. First one comes in from Kate.

Hey, Kate. Oh, it's a fucking girl.

Yeah, I made sure to.

By the way, I just want to say this real quick. Hold on. I just want to say this real quick. Shout out to all the 162 girls out there, because I know that in the sports media realm, the sports podcast realm, I feel like the hosts just talk to all that. They're like, what's up, fellas? Thanks for tuning in, guys. No, I have it on good authority that section ten had the second highest female listenership for a male dominated listener podcast during the bar stool era. And I saw plenty of 162 girls were very excited about the return of section ten. So I just want to take a little quick second to say, shout out to all you ladies out there.

Tyler, what were you doing flexing there? What was that.

Credit for?

He's like, yeah, that was all me.

Girls listen to section ten at Barcelona because it's.

Listen, I've heard a lot of great reviews from the woman fan base since I've came here, so I'm flexing for them.

He was crashing into them and changing their radio.

Murdering them. Anyways. Okay, Kate. Is it Kate or Katie? Katie.

Kate. Kate.

Kate. Okay, Kate. Hi, y'all.

So happy to have section ten back. Congratulations to all of you. Are you able to give us the story of how you were able to finally reacquire the name? Well, he gave it. Kate.

Yeah. Kate. Come on, pay attention, Kate. Open your ears. Kate.

Fuck.

Wow. Keep it moving, Kate.

Yeah. Just a complete lack of listening ability. You literally said, it really pisses me off.

Kate.

Just always yapping. Doesn't listen for a second. Always talking. Yapping comes in from John.

Hey, John. Welcome fucking back.

Wow.

Thanks, John.

It was okay. Conference realignment is a huge possibility. If expansion teams are added, if you could build your new division, who would be in it?

A bunch of bad teams, obviously, John.

Yeah. Which teams? Which bad teams you want?

The Pittsburgh Pirates. The Pittsburgh Pirates might be good this year.

I was going to say.

Yeah, Pittsburgh Pirates might be. Sneaky good. Sneaky nice this year.

Charrington's running himself an.org over there.

Yeah, man.

You're the White Sox. They don't know what the fuck's going.

I mean, it's bad when your first instinct is to be like, oh, throw the Red Sox in there.

They suck.

Talking about a team that doesn't know what the fuck they're doing. How about the Red Sox?

Not at all.

No, you were right. You want all the terrible teams. Our team's in there.

They're definitely in the mix for one of the worst. Let's see. Yeah. Sauce me the rocks.

Bryant was like, I didn't do enough research before I signed.

The craziest thing I've ever heard in my life. He's not signing your life away.

He did say they lied to him about the caliber of prospects that they were calling up, which I get, like, he's not digging. He's not you. He's not digging through the Rockies.

Give me the A's. Just because I love the know nothing against the angels, too.

The Angels are so.

The Angels give us fits, though sometimes. I was going to say the Mets, because even when they're good, they don't scare me.

And then that's good for the matchups. I mean, the amount of Mets fans that come to Fenway, I think it's a good thing. I actually like. Yeah.

When they acquire good players, they magically lose their.

I. I like the Mets. You know what I mean, I would hate for them to just assume that there is a. So that's where I don't want that to happen. The tide, rather, the Tigers. I know they project to be better.

But, yeah, the Guardians. I feel like they can be sneaky good, but do they ever scare you? Really? No.

I mean, they've got the longest, I believe they have the longest drought in the sport, 46.

So.

Yeah, there's that part of it, but they're so good. 48, developing arms.

The Cardinals won the World Series in 46. Yeah.

Jeez.

No, I'm saying.

What is it? 1948? Yeah. Cardinals won the World Series in 1946.

I love the delivery. Like, that's an obvious thing, Kohli. God, you don't know the teams that won the World Series in the mean.

They beat the Red Sox. You should know that.

I do know that for sure.

You know, slaughter and his mad dash. Johnny Pesky held the ball, telling you. Yeah.

They put the Dodgers in a best of nine series in 1920.

Classic.

Old baseball is so fucking stupid.

Best of nine, everyone's there.

But, yeah, I would rather the twins, even though they're typically better in the regular season, but I know if we were to get them in a one game playoff, they're fucking losing that for sure.

Yeah.

The Marlins. Why can't we do the Marlins?

Garbage organization?

They've won more World Series than all the other teams combined we've talked about outside of the Mets, but in terms.

Of making the playoffs on a regular.

Basis, you can't really say the Royals either. They're kind of on the up and up too.

Yeah, the Royals won the World Series. I mean, Bobby. Whit. No, thank you.

Yeah.

Not too afraid of the.

Mean. It's not like we're walking into.

There's other teams we could pick other teams for the Royals.

We're not good.

Doesn't it suck when we're doing this division? At my core, I was like, oh, it's kind of like you're saying, let's get all the scrubs. My God, we're a scrub, aren't we?

We won 78 games last year so far. That's more than every other team we've mentioned. I think that's what bothers me the most about this fucking team right now is they're not scrubs. They're wildly mediocre, which is worse, I would argue.

Yeah, it's a good point, kid.

Yeah.

Baseball in September, you just stopped hitting. In September, you completely became the worst. You were on pace for 85 wins even after August. I like the you that's a good. So Tyler's got good radio cadence. I mean, that's all he's ever known. So I'm learning that. It's my first Tyler show. He's got the cadence now. It's good stuff, Tyler.

Thank you. What about the Nats?

They're so bad. They have a 0% chance to make the playoffs. I just saw that yesterday. Imagine win the World Series in the last five years, and you have a 0% chance of making the playoffs before you've played a game. That's tough.

They won 71 last year. I don't know where that zero number comes from. I'm not saying you made it up. Yeah, but this team wasn't like, the Rockies won 59 last year. The A's won 50. Those feel like 0%.

Don't the Rockies not get enough credit for being awful? That park is great. That location is great. Maybe that's why. And we've never expected the Rockies to be great. No, but still, they're really bad. They are really bad consistently, and we don't really talk about them. So, yeah, let's put the Rockies in that division, and we can travel to Denver.

Still not out on the Nats at all.

Imagine facing Patrick Corbin, though. Arguably the worst starting pitcher in all the bases.

I like Patrick Corbin as a guy.

Let's be real. 520 year away last year.

No, I mean, it was historically bad.

There's no denying that. Mackenzie Gore.

Didn't he dice us up last year? Was that last year in Washington?

Series was tight. That was a close one. Yeah, it was like August, right? Yeah. Luisa Ria.

Last year.

That was the grand sale. One of two there. This comes in from Joey Gundy, our guy. Joey Gundy. A diehard section ten listener. Joey Gundy.

Yeah. He is also. Coley drafted James Wood, I believe.

I tried to for the nap. I told him when we had the Heim episode, I told him to draft James Wood. I took Marcelo, which has so far worked out. However, we had another pick before James Wood was selected. And we took Judd fucking Fabian, that.

Fucking asshole, and his family.

That was Heim's worst move. People like to talk about this. Worst move by far was fabian over Wood.

Yeah, I agree. I mean, that one we don't talk about. I don't want to say enough. We don't talk about it at all. We need to start the dialog. I don't know if I should say this. I'm going to say it anyway. Heim did say that whenever I want to talk about everything, that section ten would be the preferred destination. So I don't know when that would be.

He took the Cardinals job before. Okay.

Yeah, but I mean, eventually he'll do some sort of career, going to do.

Something, but Heim doesn't really.

That was ominous.

Release. Release secrets. I think he would want to. I think he want to do something like this, but I don't think Heim's the one to be. Yeah, this. This guy, he's not going to throw dirt.

I don't expect that. But it's more just like a reflective. Yeah, it's like an exit interview kind of, I guess.

True.

We're not asking him to fucking rip on people. He wouldn't do that. I wouldn't expect him to. And I also wouldn't put him in a spot to do that.

Do you think he would come to Fenway next year? I think they go to St. Louis this year. Do you think he would come to fucking.

He was at Fenway yucking it up with Mookie Betts when the Dodgers were in fucking. He was biggie in to. He was Tupac in New York. He didn't give a fuck. He was walking around the Fenway park concourse with Mookie Betts in a Dodger hat. It doesn't get any more. I don't give a shit about my surroundings than that. True.

Joey Gundy.

Yeah, Joey. What did he say?

What's your guys favorite section? Ten moment for each host. Glad to have you guys back on the OG feeds.

Jake, what was your favorite as a fan?

I got to go.

Trash Island.

I know we already talked about it, but the flaming ball of trash coming back towards earth is just an all time visual.

Tyler, did you have a favorite as a fan?

It's always. I've said it a million times, it's the bunk beds. That is, like, true childhood core memory for me. I was the biggest David price fanboy in the entire world. So it was like everything going right for want.

I tried to find that clip recently. I can't remember why, but it was just like me in Pete's basement, just screaming, he's in Boston gold bottles. And then I just dropped the mic. That's how the podcast ended. I'm pretty sure I don't remember.

For the sake of the clip. You were fine. If the mic broke, which I respect, if this thing breaks, this clip's awesome. You would always know when I was rolling on, you're like, oh, I got to juice it up a little bit. Yeah. It's between the duckboats, and then it's not just suns out, guns out. It's when you put here. It's when you put your hand up, because Cole and I were like, what the hell is this guy about to do? Right before you dropped it? And I'm so glad we have that promo out there. And people tweet it all the time. It's great. Right before you went, and the second you started talking, I was like, that's maybe the funniest thing I've ever heard. And it was like 3 seconds of time, but, yeah, it was barely bang.

Bang, skeet, skeet, you don't want to meet us in the street. Hang on to your buns, because we're talking sons. Welcome to Sons out, guns out, the number one sons podcast in the world. I'm your host, Jerry downtown, alongside Coley buckets and Stevie double dribbles. People of Phoenix, it's time to grab your penis. Stevie, how you doing?

What up? What up?

So go in the building. In the mother fucking building, the number one episode of the number one sons podcast on the Internet. Catch the fever.

Catch the fever, baby.

But there was the outtake.

Yeah, it took us, like, 30 minutes to actually do the intro, but.

Bang, bang, skeet, skeet, you don't want to meet.

That is not how it opens. That is not how it opens.

Of all the words, this is not how it opens. Let me get through it.

How long is it?

It's about the same length as the original open begs.

Outrageous. Let's move our microphone, Steve. Who knows what comes next?

Just well done. Really well done.

Yeah, that's probably my time. That, or I fucking watch the Louisiana balloons clip, like, oh, it's good.

That might be most.

Yeah, Louisiana balloons.

Because I kind of forgot about the balloons, and then I was looking up some of our throwback shirts, and I was like, oh, my God. This might be one of the best shirts we had. The purple was great. The balloon guy had this mean mug on his face with a balloon bat. Really? They have the second highest chance of winning the World Series. When are people going to realize the Yankees aren't that good? This is off of, like, the Yankee aura.

If they were like, the fucking Louisiana balloons, there's no chance they think that this team has a 14.2% chance of winning the fucking World Series. There's no chance. Ladies and gentlemen, it is time to welcome your Louisiana balloons.

Such a bad name.

Look at the walk around wearing that shirt being like, oh, is that like a minor league shirt?

No, they're in the majors, dude.

They're in the AL east. You're not watching the loons, you fucking idiot. How many Louisiana balloons shirts do we have to sell to get you to grow out your mustache?

Five thousand. Five k. Five K. Five thousand.

Would you still do that? Would you take that deal now?

Oh, yeah. 5000 shirts. Well, that was for the pandemic. That was a different time. Balloons.

Yeah. This was after Louisiana balloons was 2021, right? And I just saw a clip recently from the 2021 season where we were like, that whole year, it was like, Red Sox, Yankees, like, rivalries back. And Yankees fans were shitting on us from, your team sucks. We're like, no, your team sucks. And then we would play each other and beat each other's brains in all for both teams to finish with the exact same record.

At the end of the year.

They finished with the exact same record, and then they played each other in a one game playoff. And then the Red Sox won. But, yeah, I was like, why the fuck we don't have these tremendous ods of winning the World Series and the Yankees did? I was like, I don't understand it. If they were called the Louisiana balloons, there's no way that people would say, like, oh, this team has a fucking 20% chance to win the World Series. The Red Sox have a 6% chance based off what they have. The same fucking record.

Any of the Yankee moments, for me, like the live stream where Stan hit that walk off single in the first. That was unbelievable. Just completely stealing New York, New York from them entire run. That was unbelievable.

Coley, one of your better, like, you would walk around New York playing that, filming yourself. That was one of your better bits.

Incredibly safe. I've never felt safer in my life. They were just also depressed. I was getting, like, threats from people that I was friends with. They were like, you better knock it off. I can't have this. And then we just steamrolled our way.

To the World Series.

I was so sick. But, yeah, the Stanton lock off. I mean, I still get it tweeted at me, like, how I was a genuine knee slap from me watching Yankee fans. Because especially, to be fair, that whole month of September, Stanton was hitting 700.

There it goes, deep left center.

That ball is high. It is far. It is God. But caught. But caught. There it goes. Deep left. It is high. It is far. That is God. Out of the ballpark. A stantonian home run. Now what did I do wrong? What did I see wrong? He's at first base.

I don't miss when Hubs would have to fire himself up to do a video.

I didn't like, think. I think he's been humbled since then. He was very stoked to have Garrett Cole, who's held up his end of the bargain. But I feel like if you're a modern day Yankee fan, you can't walk around like a cocky prick. To Hubs'credit, I feel like he doesn't do that anymore. I feel like he's a very self aware Yankee fan.

Just like, well, a lot of clips have gotten thrown back in his face. He's like, okay, I should probably stop doing this. This is mean, for Pete's sake.

It's what's up?

Oh, I thought that was, like, the pause that he had. I thought it was still going. I was like, I don't remember him having that long of a pause there. No, for Pete's sake, man. I mean, come on.

No. Yeah, for Pete's sake is a big. What's. What's the next DM from Garrett? Okay, what's up? Garrett.

Kohli may be tall, and you can't teach that, but can he teach his kids to pitch already? The Red Sox need arms more than the animals on trash island need fresh air.

Yeah.

I mean, I've seen them both throw. Brutal. They have no idea where it's going. I don't know that Bailey. They don't know what hand they are supposed to be using yet. I don't know that Bailey could fix this.

I don't know that Bailey could fix this.

That's on know. That's on me. Just got to get better. Every know. Grinding away. I thought she made some good pitches.

Yeah, good stuff.

Yeah, just good stuff out there.

Good Christmas on the barnsy, Barnsy. Melsey pap. Get me started on Petey to this thing one time at clubhouse. I can't say it on here. He was a villain. Comes in from Cullen.

Hey, Cullen.

It's a really valid question he's got here. Hey, guys. Happy the show is back. My question for the first down in the DMs would be.

Go. I'm going to say no. This is where I'm at on that right now.

That's fair. This comes in from Cole. Hey, Cole. Who has the most relatable Jeremy Lyn run in Red Sox history?

Might be us last year with the back to back grand slams.

Pedro Theriako.

His loss. Jeremy Lyn's better for longer.

How long is Jeremy Lynn on fire?

Ten games. Ten games.

Only ten. Oh, my God.

I thought they played the Miami Heat. What?

I have it.

Hanzo Robless, September 20210 era as a whole month.

We're talking ten games here.

How many games did he actually pitch in September?

Can't be more than every day.

That guy was. He was lights out.

I feel like it has to be a position player.

I think it was legit. Luis Durias last year, back to back grand slams on back to back pitches. That's the best two at bats you could have in baseball.

But the team, like Jeremy Lynn, captivated the country.

People were talking about Luis.

I don't know. Like, the Red Sox were so irrelevant that it was like, yeah, it's nice to beat up Garrett Cole, but who cares? When the. Like, I'm trying to think of who had.

I mean, the real answer that comes to mind is Gary Sanchez. When he first came up. Yeah, maybe Bob. When Bob first came up.

Yeah, Bob, right one. That's the right answer.

In 2020. Bob homered in five straight games, and we didn't even fucking get the historic call because they were talking to fucking. The dining playbook people.

Oh, God.

Hey, Jared. And it's just that you got to find it. Yeah, they were talking about, like, duncan summer refreshers or whatever.

The Bobby Dalbeck slams his. Fucking crushed it.

It was smoked, and they couldn't say anything.

Oh, my God.

Warm and then cool. That we can hold onto our ICE drinks as long as we possibly can. These are brand new to duncan refreshers.

And they come in really delicious flavors.

It's pink passion fruit and dragon fruit, which is the one that I had.

And it is exactly that. It's refreshing. Yep. Just hit third base. They don't even be like, excuse me.

She had her kid on her lap, like, crying, and she's talking about duncan refreshers as Bobby, I think, ties the Red Sox record for most straight games.

The home run, I believe it was the record.

Yeah, I think he said.

So.

It was probably.

That last one comes in from Ben. Hey, Ben, can we get a main question of the week part to down in the DM again? It's a good. Well, remind me what justified the main question of the.

It had to be from Maine.

Correct.

You know what? Jake, please.

Yeah, get me out of here.

Get this guy out of here. Just get him out. That was a dumb fucking question.

He even been on the show before?

I don't think so. This guy. Hey, guys. What do you think? I was just wondering the main question of the week. Like, what does it take?

What does it take to be the.

Guy that says, hey, I want to be the main question of the week. How do you do it?

It's crazy.

He's the question guy. He's the guy who reads the questions.

He was the guy that had to fucking sift through the main question of the week to figure out, it's been a couple years. Some rusty guy from Maine or not. I don't like. That's like the Stanley cup guy being like, so what's the deal with this trophy?

What's the deal with this thing? Am I supposed to hand?

It's a really pretty trophy. Who gets this at the end of the year?

This is for best hog.

Who.

What is this.

Will be.

We will bring it back. We will bring it back.

All right, cool. Do you know how it works now? Yeah.

You got to be from.

Yeah.

Big part of it. It's got to be a question.

Yeah, it has to be a question. Can't be a declarative statement. Question for you, Steve. Would Coley be eligible? Because he's not from Maine, but he lives in Maine. He's a resident of Maine. He's been in Maine for a few years now. If Coley submitted questions from Maine, it's.

Not necessarily a person from.

It just has to come from Maine. I don't care about your origins. If you send the question in from Maine, you qualify.

Okay. All right. That makes sense. What if someone that's born and raised from Maine was on vacation in the Bahamas? They can't do it.

Not accepted.

Just a regular question?

Yeah, just a regular question. You can still get on DMs, but you're not going to get highlighted is main question of the week.

Okay. I'm just asking. These are things that we need to know.

Do we need another Maine shirt? It's been too long.

Oh, that.

Yeah.

That might have been my favorite shirt. The main answering a phone. But it's a lobster.

What was it? Was it at sailor's birthday that we figured out why we went hard on Maine? It was because there was some, I think it was nerdist.com put out every state. What was the most listened to or the favorite podcast of that state? And section ten had Massachusetts. Duh. And Connecticut, which we were surprised. Yeah. It's half Yankees, half Red Sox. So having a Red Sox theme. And this is like all podcasts, not like sports or baseball. This was all podcasts. Section ten was Massachusetts and Connecticut. And then we looked at Maine and we were like, Maine? What else are you going to listen to? I was, like, annoyed. I was pissed. What the fuck else are you doing in Maine other than listening to section ten? So we started a campaign in Maine. We wanted to do a show at Hadlock. Right?

A lock.

Yeah. Hadlock Field, which is how close to where you live. I was going to say where you live? I don't know if you want people.

To know, like 20 minutes and I don't know.

Yeah. Well, the great thing about Jake is he can bleep things. Like, Tyler dropped my girlfriend's government name on a podcast one time, so he can bleep it, and he can censor your mouth so that no one can read your lips either. Because Dallas Braden once leaked my cell phone number on a stream because he was muted, but everyone could just read his lips. Actually, that was in 2020. Someone that got my number from that leaked stream texted me last night at, like, midnight to be like, yo, what do you think about Snell? He's a Giants fan. This was during one of the playoff streams in 2020. And every once in a while, I'll bring up the story again, and then people will remember that they have my number and be like, yo, what's up, dude? What do you think about the Giants this year? I don't know. Good squad, I guess. Having a solid offseason.

Looking good, man.

Yeah. I forget how to do this. I forget what the format is to this show.

This is normally when sock signatures would come in, but do you remember it?

Yeah. You know what, Steve? You predicted that you were going to have a beef with Tyler. This is kind of where the beef might start, because the milliken manifesto is basically emptying the bench. But I feel like there's space for both. I feel like there's space.

Can I say something?

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Use a promo code section ten to get 10% off your first order@socksignature.com. No. Get him out.

No.

Get him out. Jake, are you looking at me? He's good. He's good. He's fucking Hideki Okajima. He's Hideki Okajima. Looking at Papplebon being like, all right, dude, get out there.

He's writing comments. Double suspension.

Yeah, the funny thing I realized with Tyler is he's like, I learned today the point, the finger thing, is that what they want right now? I guess. That's not what they.

Tyler, why did Tyler think that he didn't go there. That's what I want to know. It's about having feel and listen, it's our first episode together, the five of us.

Really.

I mean, Jake would be part of the fucking stockx signatures thing as well too. Like, Jake, you knew. You knew that Coley was going to go last, right?

Yeah, I would have hopped in, but Tyler ruined it.

Tyler ruined it. He ruined it. All right. Get back here, you fucking asshole.

Tyler, it feels so much longer when you're in.

Good, because we double suspended you. You got two double.

You can't be talking while you're in, Steve.

You tell people to die, you get a double. That's just in the.

Also, Steve, when we would do the roundtables and Steve would get suspended and then he would go in the chat.

He would, man, when I went in the chat, I paid the price. You pay the price for going in the chat.

Cannot be in the chat. And you were in the chat to no one. You were risking it all for nothing.

You were responding so clearly.

It.

You know when Hideki Okojima is sitting in the fucking bullpen and he's know, the manager signals you, right? He tells yay, you're in the game at you.

That's the signal.

I know you wanted to.

It was. He pointed up.

Coley pointed at you, right at you. And you were like, Craig Kimbrel refusing to take the ball because you're like, it's not a save situation. Josh Hader, that's you. That's crazy that you did that. This was a historic moment. And you just took a shit on the carpet like a little puppy dog. You're like, oh, I don't know. I didn't realize I wasn't supposed to do that. That's what you did.

Can I fix it?

Yeah. Because I feel like I won't shit on your carpet. I feel like I didn't deliver it 100% correctly. I need to close my eyes.

You were good. And then you stopped. You hadn't messed up yet.

It was kind of like I was riding a bike down a hill and I was going too fast and my fucking handlebar started wobbling. But then I grabbed it and I was going straight again. I don't know. I thought I was going to tumble over and I didn't, but. The section ten podcast is brought to you by sock signatures. Sock signatures is the leader in autographs and game use memorabilia of tomorrow's Boston baseball stars. Visit socksignatures.com today for unique items and the best prices on socks. Prospects from Lowell to Boston. Use promo code section ten to get 10% off your first order at sock signature.

So milliken manifest.

I swear to fucking God, Tyler. I swear to God. Dude, that was a perfect delivery. And you just fucked it all up. I gave it time to breathe. What do you mean? I didn't want to jump all over you.

Still doesn't know. He still doesn't know what he messed.

Didn't do it on purpose.

Oh, my.

Get him out of here. Oh, my God.

We talked about it. We talked about what needed to be done.

We coached him. I thought. I thought he knew. He doesn't even know he's blamed to.

Have listened to the program before. I don't know that I can believe it. I don't know that I can believe it.

He's never heard an episode of section ten in his life. Not once.

Not even by mistake.

Tyler, have you ever listened to this show before?

First time. What am I forgetting? I do love that he thought he was being respectful and he was being so disrespectful.

The most disrespectful I've ever encountered in podcasting.

Tyler, it's a tough spot. He doesn't know what he's supposed to do. We can tell now. We know. He doesn't know what he's supposed to do now. I didn't realize. The first time before, I didn't.

Yeah, I thought he was, like, waiting his turn. Didn't know that it was his turn. Now he just doesn't know what to do.

He doesn't know what he's supposed to do.

I do feel you don't know what to do, Tyler.

I'm sitting here. I'm clueless. That one's tough. That one's.

Tough.

I actually feel bad for that one.

Question. I mean, unforgivable. I feel like. How? I don't know. I wanted to believe that it wasn't true. I wanted to believe that that wasn't true.

It's like we're playing jazz here, and we toss it to him, and he just fucking takes his elbow and smashes it over the first three people in the front row's head. Just breaks their necks with his elbow.

Yeah. What do we do? What do we do?

I think we just tell him. I mean, he serves some time here. I think we should.

Just tell him.

He put the time. I think we do tell him.

Yeah.

And again, shouldn't he go first? Right? Shouldn't he go first?

No. Steve Tyler. Jake Coley.

Okay. Yeah, that works. We still haven't told him what to do yet.

Yeah. When I say at socksignature, Steves.com, usay.com, Jake says, God, are you kidding me?

You don't have to hit that button again.

Listen, it's not your call, pal.

It's a lonely place. I've served a lot of suspensions. It's not a fun place. Oh, my God.

What?

Did he just break his table? My desk broke.

How do I fix this? Why did you do that?

He's been in solitary too long. Kids going nuts.

Fuck. Why did that happen just now? I don't know.

It's never happened before.

Did you learn from your mistakes? I guess. Listen, first of all, I'm sorry about your desk. Second of all, I don't know how you could have said that. You've listened to section ten for so many years and not known what to do there.

It's been a long time.

Yeah, you're right. It has been a long time. You're not wrong about that. I hope we can get past this. Clearly not as a team, as a unit, as a family.

New desk.

I'll get you a new desk. I got one right over here. It's still in the box. I bought it in 2022. Never used it. Never even took it out. I bought it for Jake. It's like a rise. Sit down desk, whatever. What?

Not into the standing desk. Don't believe that.

You can fucking move it down, dude. You can make it a sit down desk.

Free desk. Don't love it.

Yeah, it's a tough stretch.

This is. Are you all right?

No. This desk meant a lot to me.

What, did fucking Uncle Cubby give it to you?

Don't talk about him. His anniversary is coming up.

Steve.

You think it's funny?

Have you lost someone?

Am I laughing?

Have you lost someone, Steve?

I don't even know what you're talking about. I got to get caught up on the Tyler stuff. I know about bullet. He told me about bullet. That's rough. We talked for, like, 15 minutes. That was emotional. That was tough.

Yeah. What happened to bullet? He died. He's dead. Unfortunately. Now we can put out the bullet tribute concert t shirt. We've been dying to put that out. We have a lot of merch that we just want to put out that just never saw the light of day.

Don't help figure it out. I got, like, three of those videos.

Mm hmm.

Someone had made, like, a weird edit. Steve, you were in it, too, for some reason. Edit with what? With what in it? It was like Kamala Harris. Is that how you say her name? It was like her.

And she was saying, don't help.

What is it?

No, you sound right. This is the. Yes.

Camilla Harris. She was talking and she was, like, talking about, don't pout. Figure it out. And then it was me at the.

End with my old setup, shouting, she stole your stick?

No, I guess she was, like, using the phrasing, and then they just replaced it with pout. It's like a different phrase.

She loved name redacted. Yeah.

Steve, what's the Milliken manifesto? Just trying to find out what?

That it's empty in the bench. I know that. We try to get there. Well, I will say this. I will say this. The Milliken manifesto, I guarantee you, is going to have plenty of items that Mc and the bench is not going to like. I feel like you guys go in two completely different directions for has.

They both have a place here to keep Tyler sane. I can already tell he's going to need a segment, which is fine. And Tyler is well prepared. Give me the pity segment. I don't want the pity segment. This isn't a pity segment, Tyler. No, it is a pity segment. Go ahead, Steve. Tyler, tell me I'm lying. You're going to need a segment, Tyler. You're lying. I feel fine.

Yeah, he's in tears.

I'm not saying that as a negative thing. If you have a segment, it's good. Emptying the bench was my segment. It made me feel good. I like doing it.

Well, you have down on the DMs, too.

That's chat's a good point. Is this my handing over of emptying the bench? Is that what we're doing, Jared?

They're very different. I think he showed both.

Yeah, like, Tyler just goes on a completely different direction that you would for emptying the.

Right, Tyler. You got it. Should we go down the list?

Yeah, go ahead.

Well, thank you, Coley. The thing about the milliken manifesto is that if it has twelve items, I care about two max.

I don't want to even say the first one.

Yeah. What is it?

Joshua Kevsky pushed to the bullpen.

Yeah. See, it's dumb shit like that where it's like. What am I supposed to say to that? All right.

It's good.

Yeah, it's good. I don't want him in the rotation.

Rotation? In the rotation. I'm glad that at least he's going back where he's good.

It's the same problem as before. He has six strikeouts in eleven innings. He can't miss bats. You can't miss bats. You go to the bullpen, the stuff plays up.

Yes.

Chris Murphy, UCL damage.

I like Chris Murphy. He's a good guy, but if he never pitched for this team, I don't think it would. He's a guy that you can plug in. I mean, he actually pitched really well for like a spurt. But is he a make or break guy? There's not a lot of make or break guys on this fucking. Like, there's a lot of interchangeable pieces on this team is what I'm trying to say. Yes.

I don't think it's the end of the world. Like, Brendan Bernardino is your first lefty, but I do think he had the potential to be your best lefty. You forget he had like a 150 era in those 1st 28 innings. He was nasty and they ran him into the ground because he was one of the few guys they could pull out of the bullpen to go multiple innings.

Yeah. Lucas Giolito is a guy that it's like, yeah, you lose him and everyone's like, oh, the season is over. And I completely agree with the people that were like, if that's the guy, that if he's out, your season is over, then you weren't very good to begin with. It's like, well, all right, but you still need an innings guy and Chris Murphy, it's an interchangeable piece. Like, there will be a Chris Murphy 2.0 that will take over and whatever.

Next. CJ Crone versus Bobby Delbeck.

We haven't even done a podcast and.

CJ Crone joined the Red Sox. Who are you taking?

Bob? Stop. Obviously. Yeah.

Really? Now? Just for position flexibility or because he was massaging devers.

Can cj Crone play shortstop?

Neither can Bobby Delbeck.

We've seen.

How are you going to get suspended in the middle of your own segment? Like point. I don't know. There's one podcast on earth that you can't slander Bobby Dalbeck on. Section ten podcast.

This one.

Yeah. Will not be tolerated. Maybe on name redacted you could pull some bullshit like that. Section ten. Absolutely not. It's great having Jake, by the way. Like, Jake just fucking knowing, like, oh, that sound means boot his ass. I'll boot his ass. It's great being able to play the suspension music and we can all still talk while the suspended person is suspended. Jake knowing when and how to toss someone like this. Wow. People think like the. Steve.

Sorry for cutting you off there.

It's all right.

I think Tyler should have emptying the bench. Because what he's saying now are kind of pity. Tyler, you got to relax. Put that aside. This is not pity. You keep saying it's not pity.

I don't think it's pity.

It originated as sounding like pity.

Now, it might have sounded like pity.

The intent was not pity. I agree with Cole.

You came off very like. It was like, yeah, throw this fucking idiot a bone.

That was not.

The first time it came off that way. This time feels more genuine. But go ahead.

Came off that way. Again, apologies.

I agree with Jared agreeing with me, that.

Yeah, understandable. I think Tyler would be really good with emptying the bench. Because these are empty. The bench type.

Wait a second. Wait a second.

What I tell you.

Hold on, hold on. Here's what I'm getting at, is, correct me if I'm wrong. If this is not where this is going, Coley. Because I feel like what Steve is now doing is. He's like, all right. We don't need a redundant segment.

That's what I'm saying.

Fuck off for a second. Easy. What Steve is doing right.

No, no, Tyler, shut up.

What Steve is doing right now is he wants to condense the segments. But he wants to get rid of the Milliken manifesto. And have Tyler do emptying the bench so that his legacy lives on. That's not what a segment named after Tyler gets erased. I feel like that's where this is going. Resume. Go ahead, Steve.

No, that was not the intent at anymore.

Psychological fucking profile of you.

I think about emptying the bench. Or the concept of emptying the bench. When I see Milliken manifesto, I don't know. I had no idea what that even meant. When you hear empty in the bench, you know what that means. Like, it's empty. So no one knows what the milliken manifesto means. I'm sure they know because they've listened, Tyler.

But people know what the milliken manifesto is. Come on. Come on. All right. I'm just saying they know.

And if they didn't, they fucking do now.

Of names that are more understandable. Of what they mean. Emptying the bench.

I disagree. The Milliken manifesto is very self explanatory. Like, this is the list of things that he wants to talk about from his fucked up, deranged mind. And emptying the bench, that could be anything. Like emptying the bench is like, I'm getting rid of. I.

Empty on the bench is more of a basketball bench in a blowout. That's not really a baseball terminology. Now, we're doing. So go. Which may be happening fucking soon because this team wants to stink so bad. Then we can empty the fuck out of the bench. I think that's the compromise. Emptying the bench becomes a sogo segment because I don't think Tyler knows what the Phoenix Suns are. To be quite.

Empty in the bench. Real quick, that phone call, any guesses on who that was that I was calling for a quick segment.

Player. Current.

No. Player. Tyler.

Pat. No, I already said no to that. Tyler Catillo. Catillo.

As someone who's never listened to section ten before, I don't think that Tyler is going to get it.

Drellic?

No. Well, he was surprised he didn't answer. Drellic loves not answering.

That's all he does is this was a New York era of section ten figure.

Was it hubs?

No. Okay. But it was a segment that we did with this person quite regularly.

Actually. Hubs was a good guess.

Remember doing. Oh, is it megaphone balls?

Nope. Okay.

Interesting to throw out. Great guesses. I don't think I'm not going to have better than that. Those were mine.

This was a recurring segment that we did with this person in studio regularly.

I remember doing the segment.

I don't know if you did.

I don't. You call fights. I'm trying to think of people that.

No, I remember listening to you dial like that ringtone.

No, I didn't call. This person was in the studio with us. The segment was two words, Brent. Thank you, Brynn. Bryn. Yeah.

I hope Bryn doesn't hear that.

Listen, she didn't answer that.

Fuck. She's pregnant as fuck right now. She said, oh, God. Here's my statement. Where is Brynn's thought? When Bryn's thoughts went away, the show went away. Coincidence. That was her thought.

I messed up bad. Remember, I'm the only one that got a section ten farewell, which is really cheap looking back on it.

Yeah. By the way, fuck you for hashtag. What was the hashtag? What did you do? Like a hashtag thank you, Steve. Are you going to do that again for itm? Are you going to have another farewell? Going to do. You're not going to do. Thank you, Steve. You're not going to post. Thank you, Steve.

A little bit different doing seven years.

Should we suspend Steve for quitting in the first place?

Yeah. I feel like he got let back in way too easy. At the very least, he should be jumped. I feel like that makes way more sense.

For sure.

Yeah. Oh, you know what? You know what? Now that you mentioned it, Coley I think we should leave it up to the listeners.

Jay, kick me out right now.

I think we should put it to the listeners, ask them what should, like, reinitiation be because Coley didn't leave. Coley was technically the last one left.

I left. Coley was yours, b, if that's the case. Right.

Well, Coley did not do another episode without me. No.

And I was asked, too. And I was just like, what?

No, you were asking, wait, what to do?

News to me.

That's not necessarily. Not necessarily section ten, but to do. Did I want to keep doing a Red Sox show and I was breaking the fucking guy.

This is breaking news to me.

Yeah. The guy who was like the 26th man on the team just left. I don't think I'm going to step up and keep doing this. I'm all set.

Well, yeah, so technically I did leave, but the show didn't continue. So it's not the same as when you left and tried to start a direct competitor. A direct competitor. I'm not encouraging any physical activity. No physical punishment. First thing that came to mind is like, he has to do like a mustache or something like that for at least.

You always go to mustache. You always.

I know, I know. I don't know why. I don't know why, but I.

Salt patch.

No. Who's the dude from Sugar Ray? What was his name? I think it was just something. McGrath. Mark McGrath? Yeah.

Mark McGrath.

Yeah. He would look like Mark McGrath.

You guys are facial hair. I'm not a facial hair guy. You guys are.

No, but you can do it. You couldn't grow a beard, but when you grew the mustache, it played. It looked like it belonged. You looked like you should have been a mustache.

It didn't look too out of place, I'm saying. Yeah. No, what I was going to say is I was. I felt bad because I did that whole sign off and I didn't say thanks to Bryn. She texted me. Like, I noticed I was the only person you didn't say thank you to. It's like, brin, I'm really sorry. I'm genuinely sorry.

Wasn't she already gone by then, though?

I think so. But I was thanking people from, like, 2015, thanks to Gary Striskey. Seriously.

I thought Gary commented on the post. He was excited. Yeah. Love Gary.

One of the first guests of section ten, Gary Streisk was the first. He's like, the only reason I'm here.

I think he was the first, wasn't he?

The intro for the last episode?

Yeah, because Steve was gone but we still wanted to do the intro, which I hated. I mean, it was cool that Gary did it and all, but it just didn't feel the same. We had, like, a voice recording of Gary being like, what up? What up? Section ten in the building. He did, like, Steve's part, but I would have all this energy going with the intro. But then we did Gary's part in post production, so we couldn't hear it. So I just had to pretend that I heard it and then go. And it's the same thing with down in the DM. Up until for the first 454 episodes when we did down in the DM, I would do down the DM, bitch. And then we had to pretend like we heard the music. I would just blurt that out, and then Steve would go from there. But now we can hear it while we're doing the segment, which is nice.

The sound effects is enormous. No denying it's a huge benefit to have those during the show. I'm excited.

That's relieving.

Okay. All right.

We'll figure out what level of physical violence you'll endure.

Tyler. I think we should shoot Steve with the paintballs. Tyler should not be able to recommend anything. Tyler. No, wait. Disallowed. Hear me out. No. Disallowed. Why? You wouldn't let me shoot you. You don't qualify to recommend.

What do you mean? We're talking section ten OGs here. Clearly, I'm an outsider. No, there will be no talking down to Tyler. He's an equal.

No, you're saying that the OGs should this.

He never left Tyler. He's been dedicated to the end. He's got to be up at. It's already 1040. He's got to be up at like fucking 330 in the morning to go to work.

Not question. Tyler is one of the most dedicated people in the space. I'm not questioning that.

All right, then kiss him.

I'm not going to make out with him.

I feel like smooch. Yeah.

Tdog. F dog.

Do we want to do a live show at some point? Yeah.

Opening day?

Yeah. What time is opening day? Three.

It's probably something stupid like that, right?

Yeah. I hate midday games, especially for a live show, because it's like, what are people going to show up and get.

Rowdy ten on a Tuesday, April 9?

Suck my ass, dude. I'm not doing that.

It's quite an offer there.

I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it on a Tuesday. Hell, no.

People were clamoring for this show. Back. I couldn't believe it.

I kind of like the watch parties. I don't want to say more than live shows, but the watch parties were a lot of fun.

Yeah, watch parties are cool. We can do more of that. I mean, obviously I want to do a live show, but I feel know the energy good when the Red Sox are good. The Red Sox sucks.

We skirted. I don't know how we ended up. Last thing Tyler said was, let's shoot Steve, and now we're talking live shows.

We never figured out different.

What punishment would.

I got offended by that. Tyler, you've never been shot with a paintball gun.

I think it's still on the table.

That's aggressive. Get shot with a paintball gun.

You started a rival show.

I got an offer I couldn't refuse. You said no physical stuff, right? You said no bullets.

Whoa.

Sensitive word there. That was a lot.

Yeah. He's thinking murder right now. That's how you can tell that he's got murder. Frothing at the.

Alan's seen a lot of red. He's seen a lot of red in this guy.

Yeah. I don't want to cause Steve any physical pain, but I do want you to repent.

What seems fair. What feels fair?

Crucifixion.

I think we chomp up a couple arms.

If you could just die for your sins but come back in a few days.

Yeah, that's fair.

Jesus got put in the original suspension.

Booth when you really. That's true. That is true.

Hit him with music.

The ultimate penance. What do you think is an appropriate punishment for your war crimes, Steve?

You basically. January 6, us, you tried to overthrow the government.

Yeah, you did. What do you think is fair?

I think asking the listeners is fine. I respect the listeners. Whatever they agree. Physical pain. I don't like none of that. You're going to agree with me.

I'm telling you right now to be far more unforgiving than I am right now. Yeah. They're going to be like, what can we fit up this guy's ass? What can we realistically get in there that won't cause actual problems?

No. Er, Trip, but let's make them feel it.

How can the reasonable listeners. Not that.

How can we get a highlighter up there? It's on the table. It's on the table. So, I mean, you can maybe come out of tattoo.

You wouldn't get like a ten tattoo, right? That's very permanent.

Oh, I have one. You don't have any tattoos, right, Steve?

Right, yeah. Start at zero. Is tough. You can't just force one upon someone.

Yes, you can. You fucking hold them down and you ink that. Let me tell you, I literally have a tattoo on my thigh that I lost a bet and I paid the price.

Jeez, Coley, how many you got?

I don't know.

17, something like that.

Okay.

Could be any number.

Tyler, Jake. Nothing. Eleven. Got like 30. Didn't know you were a bitch, I think, Jake.

Damn. I didn't know you were a bitch like that. Damn. You talking to me?

Will you say that to me? Do I hate Tyler? Is this going to be a rivalry? Is Tyler, like, the worst?

No, he's greatest. I think competition is great. There was a time.

Calling a competition is very funny.

Yeah, it is. There was a time, either last year or the year before, that we convinced Jaren Duran that Steve got a full sleeve, but he just had it covered up and he wouldn't show him. And he was, you know. Which part hurt the. Oh, when they go down this part on your, like, didn't. That's like, yeah, man.

Oh, my. That was easily the worst part. Around the elbow. Oh, man. He was agreeing with. Oh, right, right, man.

Yeah. It's so raw, right?

Yeah, yeah, I could see that driving it. Like, he's like, I can't believe Steve won't show me his.

Polo the next time. And he was just like, dude, what the hell? Like, you had a full change. What is this? Got him removed, man.

Yeah, dude changed his mind about it. Here's a question for Steve. How annoyed are you going to be that we're never going to fucking do a quick podcast ever again, ever?

I kind of accepted it.

Yeah.

Okay. I didn't go into this thinking clean 40 is going to be a thing.

No. What was the average runtime of an ITM episode?

115 around there.

That was like our first ad read.

Yeah. I mean, trust me, there'll be times in the show where I want us to get a little pace, but that's inevitable.

Yeah, I figured at least for the first one back, we had to give them a meaty, juicy one during the season. I mean, it depends. I get tired now, too. If the Red Sox game ends at ten, because the pitch clock has been beautiful, by the way, for this industry, if the Red Sox game ends at ten, we start the pod by like 1015, 1030. I'm not trying to go any. We'll probably do like, what, like an hour and a half? If we get close up to a week, two.

These shows that you're saying they'll be an hour and a half long, these shows.

During the season we did an hour. Right, Tyler? Yeah.

I feel like our offseason episodes, we were pushing two almost every time, but during the season.

All right. Offseason episodes, when we were doing one a week, we would do, like, an interview, whatever. We were easily two to 230 every time.

We had two three hour episodes this offseason where I think the Lou episode and the will Fleming episode.

Yeah. So we did a couple of three pieces offseason, but you're also giving people a week's worth of content in one episode, but during the season, hour and a half is a sweet spot.

That sounds awesome.

Yeah, because I got to go to bed. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Fucking Tdog. It's like having a fucking tamagotchi. I got to manage his energy so he doesn't fucking die. Dude's got to be up super early for his real job. And then we got him up all night doing the podcast. I don't want him to run out of juice.

When do you get in Tdog? When do you start? I get up every day at 430. That's when. Oh, my God.

Isn't that great?

Well, that's the west coast thing. We're going to start the year. We're going to be going all the way to the worst fucking level just to go 430. Got to get to it.

How long is your drive?

That's an hour and a half, bro. Oh, my God.

I feel like I'm going to have to adopt Tyler this year and just have him.

You got to move out. You got to move out. I know that's easier said than done, but that's crazy. I didn't know you get up at 430 and drive an hour and a half every day.

Yeah, I get up at 430.

Like, I get all my shit done for the day. I got production work. I need to get done, Twitter stuff. But, yeah, I'm out the house, like, 730 and then you hope to be there by, like, 840 on, like, a good day. I usually roll in closer to nine, though. That's crazy. Mornings are. I'll be whipping it.

What time does the show start? Ten.

Okay. All right.

Then I'm there. Hour afterwards and then I'm home.

Yeah. I feel like Tyler had a moment today at the sports hub that I can very much relate to. When I was. I think I just got hired part time. Just, like, hired originally by Barstool in 2014. And I had this job where I was making fake chewing tobacco out of mint leaves and I went to work that day, and I had never in my life seen this much interaction on my Twitter in my life. So I'm trying to do my real job, but this is my fucking moment. I just got. Dave just tweeted me out. This is our new Red Sox guy. I've never seen this much engagement on my phone before. And they got pissed and they fucking called me out for it. We actually had a blow up and I walked out and I never came back. Quit the job over it. Not the same for Tyler, but they were like, oh, Tyler's looking at his phone and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And it's like, dude's having a fucking big day. Like, let him have his big day. The fuck. So I might call in tomorrow.

I think you should.

Yeah, I might call in to Zolak and Bertrand on 98 five the sports hub. Ten to 298 five, sports hub.

I have a bedroom at your house now too.

You do? Yeah. Coley.

What was that?

Look. It's Coley's room. We can share. Yeah. So I'm a good cuddler. The guest room at my house. Coley, his wife, his children, we were going to go and do, like, a photo shoot and denim jackets and different themed outfits and then have those pictures all throughout this room. Because I figured out of all the people in my life that would come and stay at my house in a guest room, it's probably the people that are coming from the highest point of the state of Maine so that it came their room. But when they're not there, that's all you t dog.

You have a couch. You have other rooms.

I have a few deck. I'm going to. I'm going to screen that in, I think, this summer, because if you go out there, they'll eat your thighs alive. You got a lot of thick boy meat that they would be sucking on.

Tyler's trimming. Yeah, I like to be sucked on, though.

Yeah. No, he does.

He doesn't.

Yeah. Tyler's down 35 lbs right now and counting. Yeah.

I feel like I have to be accountable because I'm going to be seeing Coley every week.

Big time.

No doubt.

No doubt.

You do kind of live on a swamp now that we're talking about it.

Me? Yeah. That's fair.

No complaints.

It's awesome because my backyard definitely wetlands.

Swamp has a negative connotation for no reason. I wasn't saying it as a negative. You were talking about the skeeters. They'll for sure be out there.

There's running water in my backyard. You can't build on it. So I'll never have people building a house right up my ass. And then to the right of my house is wetlands, too, so they can't build there. So it's kind of like I have a moat.

Yeah, you're shrek.

Yeah. I love that. I fucking hate people.

That's true. You really are shrek.

Yeah.

What is it, triple E? Is that the virus?

It's one of them, yeah, skaters got all of them.

I used to be really worried about that as a kid. It was a big thing for me.

I'm pretty sure they kill more people than any animal, if I remember the stat correctly. I'm pretty sure mosquitoes won.

Yeah, they were up there. I was stunned. I saw the numbers a couple of weeks ago. They kill so many people. I was trying to see which animals kill the most people, and it was like, mosquitoes, look up pigeons.

How many people die from mosquitoes each year? Mosquitoes?

Yeah, they're number one.

They're first place mosquitoes cause more human suffering than any other organism. Over 1 million people worldwide die. That can't be fucking true. Over 1 million people worldwide die from mosquito borne diseases every year. How is that true? We just had that whole pandemic, and they were like, oh, my God. Like 100,000 people died. Shut down the world. Why aren't we doing something more than that?

Comfortably more than that. They're constantly doing things about the mosquitoes. There's several companies that are billion dollar industries just for mosquito prevention.

Then why do we still have them? Why don't they eradicate them?

I think that's one of those things that's, like, way easier said than done.

You can't, because it'll fuck a good amount of them.

You definitely fuck up the ecosystem. But I think there's just more of them than there are of us.

Tracking them all down is going to be tough.

The US Centers for Disease Control and Prevention calls mosquitoes the world's deadliest animal. It's a weighty moniker for an insect that weighs just 2.5 milligrams. But it's well deserved because vector borne diseases, including those transmitted by mosquitoes, cause more than 700,000 deaths worldwide every year.

Yeah, so 7 billion people. That's what, like, 0.1%? Something along those lines? 0.1%, one of those two.

All right. If a million people a year are dying from mosquitoes, have you ever met someone that's died from a mosquito?

A million. Drop in the bucket for 7 billion.

A million people, though.

Humans kill less than mosquitoes. That makes no sense. There's no way. Almost exactly half dogs kill 25,000 people a year. And somehow the isler is still with us after what? You sound like a hero.

Yeah, he called it a heroic act.

Hippos. Hippos are on this list too.

You know what's going to be sad up? What's going to be sad is meat. Someone's going to DM me and be like, my cousin died from a mosquito bite. Actually, you asshole, I'm just going to push back and be like, no way.

Prove it.

That's the way to handle it for sure.

Prove it. There's no way.

Nice try, pussy.

Yeah. There's no way. Oh yeah, it was a mosquito bite. No, they never went to the gym. They drank a lot. There were definitely outside factors.

I'm not scared of a hippo. I'm sorry. There's no fucking way this thing is doing something to me.

Bro, they run like 35 miles an hour.

Have you seen them run underwater?

Have they go on land after it?

What do you mean they go on land?

How fast can a hippo run? What would you say? The over under? Oh, 19 miles an hour. They would still kill you like a sea pig. On average, hippos can run at speeds of around 19 to 28 mph.

It's a big range.

Yeah, that might not sound very fast compared to, say, a cheetah, which can run at speeds of up to 75. Cheetah would kill you, Tyler.

Oh, yeah? I have no chance. I'm not trying to race one.

You don't have a chance to get against a hippo. You think you can run faster than 28 miles an hour?

No, I'm reading this yahoo answer on how to kill a hippo.

I don't know. You'd have to outstart it. Yeah, you'd have to convince it to walk off a cliff.

Hippos are tough fuckers. If I was you, I'd go with a high caliber rifle. My choice would be a 950 JDJ. What does that mean?

I don't know. I don't know. I'm not a gun guy. I don't trust myself. If someone wants to pay for it, I'll go up against the.

Yeah, I don't think a gun is getting this done. They have like a built in shield.

Yeah, they're big boys.

Massive.

Overrated.

Oh, my God, this one's eating a lion.

Yeah, they don't fuck around. They're the most dangerous animal in Africa. Lions get all the headlines. It's not them. They're not that guy.

It's true.

They pick up the fucking cheetahs and are running around with them in their mouth.

Yeah, they're not worried about shit. And they're aggressive, too. They'll bring it to your front door for no reason. They're like, it's on now.

Yes.

Public apology to the hippo community.

Like the rhino seems like it should be this guy because they've got the knife face and all, but no, it's the hippo. We've made hippos these docile creatures, through cartoons, like bears. We've treated bears and hippos like they're the biggest pussies in the world. We talk about bears and hippos like the Red Sox talked about Heim when they fired him. Look at these fucking cows. That's not the case at all. It's not the case in the slightest. They will push your shit in quickly.

How much do you hold the game hungry hungry hippos responsible for this?

I think super responsible. I don't know how else you could look at it.

It's a fun children's game. It's like, oh, I love hippos. Like, no, you don't, dude.

But even within that game, it's kind of like how people watch the movie scarface and didn't get the point at all.

They were like, oh, it'sick to be.

A cocaine dealer when that was not the message in the slightest. That's how it is. Even the game hungry hungry hippos, look at how much they're eating. Look at how violently they're attacking those.

That's true. Balls.

So the violence was there. We were just blinded by the bright colors.

Yeah, we weren't seeing it. We weren't picking up what they were putting down with hungry hungry hippos.

So it's a warning. They're not trying to hide something. They're actually trying to inform us.

I think we just missed the memo.

Yeah. It was kind of like they were going for. What's that?

Like shoots and ladders?

What's that called? What's the hidden message called?

Clue.

No.

Cipher.

No.

Like in a movie.

Like when you're watching something and words. Quickly flash.

Subliminal message.

Yes. Thank you. The hungry hungry hippos was a subliminal message? Yeah. We didn't pick it up. As a society, this is not just.

No.

Yeah. I think people like Coley and I educated ourselves later in life, whereas you just didn't. Clearly, but now, you know.

You guys ever hear about Humphrey?

Just a hippo?

Yes.

Humphrey the hippo.

What did he do?

He killed his own owner. And it ended a father son relationship that was very strong.

I don't know. That's how I would word that.

Elsa's savage body was found submerged in the river where, years earlier, the hippo had been rescued from a flood. It brought him back to where he had been saved.

You know how fucked you gotta be.

To do something like that?

Hippos are smart.

Yeah, that's like that elephant that had its. Like the one in India that the people fucked with its home. So went to killed the lady in retaliation and then went to that lady's funeral to kill the rest of her family.

Rest in peace.

No, I'm on the elephant side 1000%. I don't want that elephant thinking I'm.

Not on its side.

It will be on a plane today.

Knocking on your door.

Hey, saw the podcast, the first one back.

Yeah, you think I would have been.

Waited? No, you said it on the first one back, you moron.

Yeah, maybe I might have skipped a midweek royals podcast, but yeah, the first one, motherfucker. You thought I wouldn't have heard that shit? Step outside.

I've got nothing but admiration, respect for that murderous elephant.

What was his name? Her name?

Mary, I think.

It wasn't her. I can't remember. Did you look at Mary?

They called her murderous Mary. I'm looking at it right now.

Murderous Mary.

I'll link you.

Wow.

I mean, this elephant doesn't give a fuck, dude. Killing your enemy and then waiting for the funeral to show up and kill everyone that came to the funeral is an unbelievable move. You got to call it like, you see?

Oh, man, she's old as fuck. She died before the Red Sox won the World Series in 1918.

They hung the elephant.

Oh, my God.

Like, they executed.

Yeah, they fucking hung her from a crane. Why would you do that? It's an elephant.

There's easier ways. That's a whole.

Why do it at why.

Yeah, Steve's so. Right.

Why that route?

There's so many things you could do. Imagine bringing the crit. What's this for? We got a new project intent. No, we're hanging an elephant today. What are you talking about?

Yeah, do the police know about.

You got permission?

You got a permit for this? Tax dollars hard at work.

We're hanging an elephant today.

Fuck is wrong with these people?

It's crazy.

There have been several accounts of. Oh, wait. Oh, never mind execution. The details of the aftermath are confused and amazed of sensationalism. You think? I mean, there's pictures like, how can you. It's not like folklore that they hung the elephant.

The pictures are brutal.

Yeah. Most accounts indicate that she calmed down afterwards and did not charge the onlookers who began chanting, kill the elephant. Let's kill it.

It also took three tries to actually get the hanging to work. Just shoot. Shoot it. What are we doing?

Is there a movie made about. There has to be a movie made about this at this.

Dumbo.

Dumbo.

Dumbo's fucked up. I don't know the last time you watched Dumbo. It's supremely fucked up.

It's been a long time. Yeah, this podcast took a turn.

A lot of dead animal.

Well, that's what we get.

Yeah, that's what you bring to the table. That's why you're built. You're welcome. Yeah, well, Jake's takes.

I'm still just blown away about how quickly Jared accepted Steve's apology 3 hours ago. It was fast, man.

Yeah, I told you I'm different now. I feel like I'm a little bit different now. I'm a changed man. That's why when people were talking about me going back to barstool, I'm like, I'm just not that dude. The loud mouth of not. I'm still an asshole, but I'm not like screaming in your face. That's just not me.

You're a lot more calm now. You put the work in. You're in a good position. Not to say that's why you needed to yell, but you're a more calm individual now.

Yeah, I feel like that's what I needed to do to stand out at that time. And also my favorite sports team of all time was having their most dominant season in their 100 plus year history. So who said for getting excited? Yeah, I feel like a lot.

If the team's good again, I think you'll go back to that.

Yes, but no, I mean, like 21. I didn't do that.

You don't want to beef with Yankees fans like that anymore. 21 was a weird year. They weren't technically that good.

Playoff run.

Oh, yeah, right.

You didn't think they were going to beat the Rays and that's not like a shot at you. No. A lot of people didn't think the Rays didn't think the Red Sox were going to beat. They were eating popcorn instead of playing baseball.

Yeah, Randy stole home. He's like, come on, these guys suck. I think they can do whatever I want.

Yeah, I think a large portion of the barstool audience discovered me in that one month of October of 2018, and they just made up their minds and just hung on to that forever.

So I was like, yeah, also, 17 happened as well. What was 17 where you were when fucking the Astros beat the Yankees and.

You cut a promo that was 19. Was that after that was 19?

Yeah, 17.

Interesting.

I thought that was 17 either way.

Well, I mean, they did that, too in 17, right? Yeah, but, yeah, the Chapman thing was 19 was arguably worse. It's just the Red Sox weren't as good. If the Red Sox were as good or good in 19, then, yeah, I probably would have been worse. But 19 was like, my. That's when I grew my hair out. That's when I got the full sleeve and started dressing different.

That was the work on you year. You're like, all right, this team's not going anywhere. Let me do some improvements.

Yeah, I was just like, I'm reinventing. And then I just kind of started cutting more wrestling promos as part of my content, and I fear that I was too good at it because people thought that I was being serious, like, when I would say horrific things to sleepy Frankie, and there are just things that in a real world situation, you have to punch me in the face, but because we're coworkers, you cannot punch me in the face. But, yeah, if you were listening for the last two years, I've been pretty fucking laid back. I'm just a different dude.

Just different dude.

Just fucking built different man. Bro. Fucking too low, bro. Fucking too fucking, like, too loud. Yeah, quick. Clean 40.

Yeah, clean 40 times four, 2 hours.

And 45 minutes we've been recording, but I would say they're going to get a two and a half hour podcast.

Yeah, the first 15 minutes, we're all dicking around.

Yeah, there's a lot of fucking Drake dildo talk going on.

Cocktail.

A lot of cocktail. Yeah, that was kind of like how singers do, like, a vocal warm up. We were just talking about straight peach. That's how podcasters warm it up.

With the fellas.

Yeah. All right. Are we good with episode 145-5455 okay. It's good. I feel like no one wants it to end because we haven't done this in so long. I feel like that's why we're hanging on to it, but I feel like we're done here. But we don't want it to stop, which is good. We can leave the fans wanting more. We can leave the fans wanting.

Little season preview up next.

Hey, for all the ball talk, people, we'll get to some ball talk. Next week. Well, what is our schedule going to be, Jake? Because I know this was, like, a confusing week where I don't know what.

Yeah, I mean, we're close to, like, we usually recorded Wednesday night, so we're kind of around there. So I think if we just pick a day next week to do, like, a season preview, that's perfect.

All right, let's do Friday's opening day, right? Friday's opening day.

Thursday.

Thursday. So maybe Tuesday again.

I don't care. No.

Monday. To drop on Tuesday or something.

Ah. I guess. Making it so difficult. Yeah. I don't know how this show works anymore.

There is a lot of it that feels weird. It's like, wait, how did we used to end the show? How did we end the show?

Buenos no chase, amigos. I mean, that's. I mean, that's. I mean, you would say, I wouldn't want to cuff you.

Oh, God. Okay. That's what. Okay, there we go.

Remember that? Did you fucking listen to the show?

No. You didn't listen to ours, right?

No, I'm talking about section ten, dude.

I thought you said that you did. Buenos no trace, amigos, for your show.

Talking about the time for redacted.

I'm talking redacted. Talking redacted.

Oh, no, Coley.

Come on, Coley. Tyler's going to agree every time. You always get suspended. So you're going to agree with.

I feel like you're going to bond over the fact. Get them both out. All right, Coley, when can you record next? I feel like that's kind of where we're at. Yeah.

I have to be like the fathers. The girl dads probably be the ones who decide.

Thank you for saying that.

Yeah, no, I mean, I was planning Wednesday. I think it makes sense, especially if we're going to be streaming Thursday. We could have the episode hammer right in the morning and then, bang. 01:00 p.m. People can spend the day with us.

Yeah, that works. If you're listening, we'll be back next week.

Yes.

It's not like we're going anywhere. Section ten is back, baby. Tell the world. Let them know. We up. We out here.

That was part of your sign up before. He's like, let a friend know. Tell them to subscribe. Spread the word.

Yeah. So obviously, if you're listening to this, you know that we had to start new feeds and everything.

People don't know that, though.

Yeah, we should tell them that right now. This is, like, the most asked question on Twitter. It's a fair question because we didn't.

If you're listening to this, you know that it's on a new.

Correct?

Yeah. So. But tell your fucking friends that the feed is new, too, and repost. Is the YouTube going to be out? Jake, when do we know about the YouTube?

I think both will be ready by tomorrow. We'll blast it on social once everything's good.

All right, so if you're a YouTube person watching this, subscribe, obviously, because it's a new YouTube channel. And if you're a YouTube person and you don't subscribe on iTunes or Spotify, do it anyway because it helps us out. We're trying to get back to where we were. And we will. We'll probably go past that, to be honest with you. We have a lot of things up our sleeve. We're going to be cranking out some social vids. Like, we didn't really do much of the last two years, which is what it is. Steve. Steve's going to be doing Steve things on the socials.

We got a hell of a team. A lot of people behind the scenes, too, that are already set up to crush it. The open to the YouTube is awesome. I don't know who did that.

Underdog, it's so good. Underdog just came out firing. They were just like, hey, we have all the support you could ever ask for. We have all the assets that you guys could ever need. Here it is up front without you even really needing to ask for it. The merch is fire, which it should be coming within the next couple of weeks or so. It should be sooner than that. But like, Max, like two weeks. Yeah. Subscribe on YouTube, subscribe on iTunes, subscribe on Spotify, and once the season starts, we'll be back to two episodes a week. And I'm just excited to be back. I'm just excited to be back. Coley, final thoughts? No, Steve, final thoughts.

Happy to be back. I echo that. Really happy. Section ten in the building.

Tyler, final thoughts.

Steve's my guy. I love him. And anyone who believes otherwise is wrong. Tyler and I are going to have an interesting relationship. I can already tell. But I love him. Thank you.

You do love him?

I do, yeah.

Will you hug him the first time you see him again after this?

Yeah, I'll hug him.

You'd hug him?

How long would you hold it, Tyler? 15, 20 seconds.

Normal hug.

All right. Why hug someone for any shorter?

Yeah.

I will say when we first shot the commercial, oh, don't say this. I walked into the house and Tyler was like, I don't know. Laying on the floor, trying to get over his heroin.

High on my.

He just kind of stuck his hand up, like, nice to meet, like, didn't stand up, didn't look me in the eye, really. I was just like, all right, that doesn't respect me at all.

I get it.

No, I was trying to be cool, and I did too much. I can acknowledge that.

You're going to overthink it.

I did. I'm walking into a family here. I'm trying to be part of it.

Are you ready for your first time at Fenway? Now that the ten is back, it's.

Going to be different. I'm rocking merch. I'll be out there.

Don't let it chew you up and spit you out, because I feel like you're one of those people for sure.

What does that mean? Built for it. Get ready, Tyler.

Yeah. I feel like you're going to just be thankful they fucking knocked down the baseball tavern, because you would be. Oh, God, you'd be in a halfway house so fucking fast.

T dog at the tavern would have been a tough mix. I've shown I can handle my alcohol.

You'd be in jail, dude, you crash cars sober.

The amount of lives that were saved by the tavern being knocked down.

Yeah, you weren't ready for that shit.

I'm training.

All right. Be back next week. Love you guys. Happy that we're back. Happy that you're back. We'll see you soon. Bye.

Buenos noches, amigos.