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Two things to see it. One, what the fuck? Yeah, to thank you. Thank you so much. Thank you all so much. It was stiff competition book charts this week.

It really, really was so big, big, big bucks out there and non-fiction. We came in number one, number one, Sunday Times best and I'll cry.

I've cried all week and I never thought the book was that this is going to sound terrible.

It was very important. It was, you know, a process to write. It never thought I was going to write books whenever it wasn't really in my achievements. Yeah.

Your bucket list? No, on my bucket list. Getting in number one Sunday Times bestseller. But I mean, now that we've got it. Absolutely.

It's incredible and very proud of us. Well done. Well done. Well done. Well done. Well done. Yeah. Should we have sex to celebrate. Oh what is it like New York.

New York Times best seller might let you walk alone.

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Oh, yeah, honestly, that's that's made up.

There's someone at the Sun-Times Times now.

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You'll miss it. You'll miss it. Thank you, everyone.

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Thank you so much, Judy. It is to do. We had a fight about the jingle jingle. We could sing along to jingle, jingle, jingle. So this is the jingle jingle. We hope you like the jingle jingle Mamadou ba ba ba ba ba ba ba. Hello and welcome back to this week's episode of Chakrabarty Noid. Now we've got the the Bragin Golu and out of the way.

And if you're not if you got you got to live with that. If anyone's this now going, I can't believe the common man. You got a gif with that, please. I was only saying that to be polite.

Don't give a phone. I'm buzzing, literally buzzing. So, yes. Anyway, thank you so much for buying the book. It's been a phenomenal week of sales. Yeah, it's been great.

But back to what we do in the bread and butter.

Yeah. The pig or the other war. The case pit contest. Yeah.

Guys, this is episode 81. Thank you so much for listening in. Like and please continue to like and subscribe and all that stuff.

It's lovely and yeah. Thanks minute pot from a crime unit you stupid book loser.

You cried a lot of it. You won. It might be on by now. It might be on your sources by now. When we got the call from Penguin to say well no one's on the Times bestseller mentioned it yet. We sat in the garden and Rosie just sat and it was a phone me mom to me mom.

And then I was I was like on the phone, my mom.

I could just sort of hear Rosie go fuck you do it. And I looked and it was tears just pissing down your mom. I'm off to go.

Chris, this is like, you know, it's a huge thing.

It's a huge thing that I just didn't ever think would happen to me. So I'm just I'm very happy about it. I mean, other authors in the world will be see the region. That's fine, because we're happy.

Just on the lines of the book, I did get a message from someone. I just want to clear it up really quickly. Yeah. Somebody messaged me and said, I have one question about your book that is confuse the hell out of me.

Have any other Smyers picked up on this God and knows it?

Just said you mentioned in one of your chapters about wearing your older sisters clothes and that you have three siblings you have only ever mentioned. Kate and Kevin, do you have another sibling in the Puto to be personal? But I have reread the chapter over and over. That makes sense in my head. I love you all and I don't have any other siblings that I know of. That was just an error on my part.

So I've said that I've got three siblings. I've only got to get them. So email Ed.

So that'll change that. For the one that says Sun Times best seller on the phone Brockert you can't count on Fokin Brothers is an idiot.

Thought it tied in nicely with mysteries mysteries. Brilliant. So there we go.

Just want to clear that up in case anyone else has been stressing out out of.

I mentioned on the podcast before that when I was younger and a friend I must have been about five or three like four or five years old and a friend of mine from the street called on me house. He was a bit older and I must have said this.

He picked up a foot. My mom told us off because he picked up a photo of me when I was younger.

Yeah. And he said, Oh, Chris, Chris, who's this? And I went, Oh, it's me, brother.

But he died, you know, and like, I was just, you know, when you were a kid, you tell me stories, models. Have you mentioned this before?

If you told me I don't think this podcast. But you've told me this. My mom went ballistic. You don't you tell people a lot that that's horrific, really.

We as dogs.

And so you told your friend that the picture that was actually of you with me was your brother who died. I mean, that's grim shit.

It's stupid for not realizing it was me. I was clearly in a couple of years older than what the photo was. But, yeah, I was like, that's my brother. But he died and he was like, oh, and he probably obviously just went and asked me, Mom, my mom was like, no, he's like, bloody hell, you kids were no siblings.

Do I want them in the door? It's tragic. So lonely.

You would have been the kid that if I had not grown with my mom would be like, You're not going there anymore.

Yeah, because you come home and tell that story. And it would be like, sorry, they're off the list, they're off the party.

And Vytenis, all this coming, we've got all this come and Robin bullshit and the people.

Do you really think you tell someone that I mean a dead sibling. Yeah. I mean that's another level.

You're opening up a can of worms about yourself.

Arta I used to tell kids I used to lie all the time. I used to tell kids I had all the Lego in the loft. I was like, yeah, like it's in the loft.

I know all the Lego I tell people about what's in the loft is true. No, no. This has been one of my beefs before. You, you white lie all the time about really shit stuff, work all your life and then you go, I'm not. And I'm like, you are.

You're lying. I know that you're lying and you get really defensive about it. And I'm like, well, that's the first sign of a lie.

And oh, though it's just little things. Is it white lies. Yeah, yeah. Little white lies but pathetic, pointless little white lies that you worried about getting in trouble.

Speaking of lying, I can give you an example very recently when you just blatantly lied to me face.

Do you remember. I know, yes. Last night in bed on the bed just before going to bed, Robin was in our bed. Blatty come in in the middle of the night like a little ninja and I subsequently got shoved off the other side of the bed because we've got a super king bed.

But he brings his pillow in. With him, just me, certainly maybe three pillows, so it's like three pillows wide, which is not wide enough. But anyway, I always end up overlapping my pillow with Robbins' and I'll get on the end. And I said, you like, are you right on the end? Because I'm like, logistically, this is not it doesn't work. So I shouldn't be this wedged in. And you replied, I'm on the edge, I'm right on the edge.

So I get hung and all that. I heard you move, actually. And I was like, oh, well, you must be. And then I lay there and I thought, no, it can't be on the end. So didn't I.

Out of nowhere, I got to open my laptop and I didn't see anything. And I felt next inside your head. And what was there? Well, there was a gap Rousay right.

There was a massive gap between you and your pillow in the bed, in the bedside table about about Hanahan spread and spread with or measuring up measure in a horse.

Yeah, whatever I was.

Zeeshan, you first of all, have a giant pregnancy pillow, which is just ridiculous. It's massive. It's the size of it. It's like it's like I'm a dead body in the bed with. So take the ball out. Robin ends up leaning right on the main line on it and put this red hot hand on the neck, which he keeps doing, which I hate, I hate.

It's so much like I love him so much.

But I just basically, if you watch a UFC right, when at the end of a round the fight, everyone sits on his stool and the cornerman will regularly put a bag of ice at the base of the neck to cool it because the really quick to cool you down, right to go to fight it out.

It's also really quick way to fucking hit someone or a red hot toddler's hand on the back of your neck, like at the top of your spine. But, you know, it just warms up in your head. It's your pillow was doing that and I. I do. Yeah. Yeah. Deduction skills. It was like being in bed with Sherlock Holmes.

Why did you lie about it? Because I wanted more space. What you want. So I said so I said, oh no, I'm me. Pillows hanging right over the edge, hanging off the edge. So I'll go away with that.

And then you will just I heard a bit of movement and I turn and in the darkness you were just like over us. And I was like, what are you doing? And as I went, what you do when I quickly slid my pillow and I thought, I've got away with that.

But so you had more space than what you did, which I was very impressed by.

You then went back and felt the space between my pillow and pillow and you realized it was like out there anyway, you've just moved out, you bastard.

And I was back because that's the bullshit that you lie about. That's the shitty little things that you lie about. And that's horrible. And honestly, yeah, it'll end London divorce that way.

Your life, if you give probably get divorce as long as you take a fucking pregnancy pillow out of my bed. It's absolutely massive. It's really nice. Don't like it. Massive. It's unnecessary and ridiculous.

It's huge. As is your penis. Thank you. Thank you.

Penis. You said you well. Massive of unnecessary. Very unnecessary.

And the minute I done its job not for pleasure and its box until then it would be no next day I Babalu Babalu.

But something happened the other day and I just wanted to bring it up on here because I don't know whether you're going to resonate with this or whether anyone listening will. But me and my friend took the kids to s play the other day.

Yeah. And before I start, this play that we went to is in an amusement park in Texas.

Yeah. Yeah. So the kids went to the amusement park before the South played opened and there was like one of them games, you know, the motorbikes where you sit on them. Oh yeah.

Yeah. And you from side to side.

And they were like, can we have a can we have some money for this? Can we have some money for this? And I was like, no, no, mummy's got no money. And Rachel, my friend was like, no, no, I've got no money today. We're not going on them. So it just kind of sat on them. And then it just sparked memory in my mind of do you remember when you were a kid and you were at the amusement and you do that same thing of can I have some money in your mind?

Be like, no, no, you can sit on it. You never turn, but not get any money. Got no money today. All my money's gone, blah, blah. And then some of the kids would come along whose parents were nice and gave the money. And do you remember just standing watching other kids.

Oh yes. Oh yes. On the rides. Yes. From the side.

Yes, yes. Again, a very, very.

So I talk in the book about how as an only child on holiday, I made friends. Yeah. Another thing I used to do when I was bored on holiday as an only child was not around the machines to see if anyone left any money in Graham.

So sometimes, see someone was playing on like, I don't like Mortal Kombat or whatever, and they put, like, you know, a hundred percent, I said, and it was 25 per cent as a goal. And it had three restarts with until the fourth restart.

Yeah, I oh I think if I ever told you the story when my brother got lost in being, you know, OK, my Kev, he was only about three, he got lost in Banku in South Shields when being used in South Shields. Right. So my mum and dad were like panicking, freaking out like couldn't find him, he'd run off just from them. And they were like, oh, how to put a time out and everything.

Right. For some reason something amazing happened to me that day. OK, Kevin ultimately obviously was upset, got lost. I went to the postman pat machine. There was a postman pat machine there, endless amount of write. I don't know what was wrong with it. Sorry, sorry, your brother got lost, not dead yet.

Traumatic experience for him. Your main take away from that was when you went to the polls and part machine. It was unlimited. Unlimited, right. Something had happened. I think somebody must have put too much money in an hour. Saturday night, about four shots.

And I didn't put any money in.

I'm not even joking, Sandra. Ma'am, you need to confirm that because I remember I believe you, but not I.

I don't believe you. I just got everyone's voting wrong. Just where's Kevin? George got a search party. Got quick. You just got postman Pat Postman.

But that doesn't that I mean, the thing you really need to know the mom stuff. Did your mom go I need to find Kevin quick. Get in here. You're sitting there with a fucking plant and a pot of emotions.

Well, that's what you really need to take from it, because Kev went missing. So he was about three and only two and a half years old and Kev. So I was only five and a half. I was on that right by myself.

So, you know, I don't know what parenting skills my parents had at the time, but they were looking for Kevin.

Oh, good.

And he always told me he was on the naughty one at which across the board, it's not unlimited. Right? There was a Kevin Secur. I did. Okay. It was probably not going to Kolakowski.

You know, we'll get this for my bedroom. Oh, that'll give lovely with my paisley sheets.

We don't know, OK, I was born on the Avenue Babalu, Babalu, but as we all know, you know, the world is upside down.

Unprecedented times and all the other fucking shit that people keep saying. I hope you're all OK. I hope you're all mentally coping with it.

And I'm not more than six of you at once, though. But anyway.

And I'm not going. I know you're not. Oh, no. You've had enough of you. Yeah, actually, I tweeted a picture the other day and it was a picture of, you know, in the Titanic when they get to the, you know, in the boat, go back under and it's all flooded. And it said mentally, I'm here. Yeah, I guess. Yes. Where I am.

Yeah, I'd agree. But for me, it's the bullshit that's coming with it. It's the bullshit. It's the it's the pointless stuff. It's the weird little shitty bits to me.

And the other night I went order a pizza. Yeah. From a very reputable pizza company and I went on the website and I was looking for half and half. Right.

Half and half. When you get half of one side and people and green peppers on the other, whatever. Yeah. And I couldn't find half an awful website so which it's not working. I phoned them up and I said, I'm on your website. I'm trying to customize a pizza. Yeah. You customise pizza. What do you want. The pizza or any toppings. Anything you want. Yeah. Yeah. Whatever you want on OK and off half and half which.

No you kind of half and half. Why.

Because of course it shut up. Which is I mean why is that. What's the forecast to do.

Both a virus genuine on a website and how when sorry and I wasn't a dickhead I try my hardest not be a dickhead because you know someone else. Someone was spotted spotlight.

He has got a tweet and it obsesses. And although I did someone, someone did say that I was in someone Facebook said that it was in a local restaurant. Once I got upset at the way it as you know who I am and I can guarantee I didn't do that was funny.

I was amazed when they said that you were with me at the time.

I said I was with you and I would never have let me get away and be that restaurant was actually where we are the after party thing for Robin's christening. So, yeah, ridiculous bullshit makes it up all the time. But yeah. So I went really I, I can't.

You often offer no covid I went right. I went but I don't get any Tobins at all.

Any amount of toplines on the pizza on any size. Pizza on any crust. Yeah I would but I can't go half of them on one side and half of them.

You went know why I've got Norfolk and there's so many little things like that if you spotted them. Emilian. Right.

Because there's so many little things where people are going corvet and you go is it Colvert or have you decided you don't want to do this certain thing?

And finally, finally, we have a reason to do it. You know, is it really corporate or is it your fucking golden ticket to stop doing a thing?

I mean, I'm I look, I'm not a Corver denier is that's a thing. Now, I'm not saying any of that.

And if it is genuinely like Gregs, Gregs, I want to Gregs three or four weeks on the belt when the first order went.

You got any stories? No stories about why I would call it and I went and I got again I went not covid what the fuck. In the one arts social distancing at the bakery. It's like that makes perfect sense.

But half and half from dump. There's no good reason. You mentioned it was Domino's. Fuck you, Domino's. No, stop doing that.

Rose, stop me. No, I should have called four years ago. Domino's because you do genuinely love. I love. God damn it.

Yeah.

So I just someone said it was recently when I did the day when I mentioned it to someone, I said, I absolutely don't want you to share a pizza with someone calling me house to me.

I could share a fucking large pepperoni with someone.

Yeah, you know what I mean, Chris? The whole thing is extremely confusing. I think that's what's the saddest thing about what's going on right now.

It's the bullshit that surrounds it in the confusion and the not been in the change in. And if I hear the word bubble ever again, I'm going to cry. They've ruined bubbles, but lovely.

Wasn't Bubble a lovely word? It was a really nice word. And you go, oh, nice. Did you get the bubble machine out? Now everyone's going to hear bubble and be like, have we like wise not to have an effect when we've got the bubbles out?

Like she lived through covid-19, she said Bubble with our families is very upset about bubbles.

So yeah. Anyway, no, Nana, can we get the round floating soapy old machine out?

We can. Course you can.

We can. Thank you.

Do you mean the. So, yes. Anyway, the lady from Domino's, I broke ah in the end, because in these moments I was trying to make them laugh and I couldn't really make a laugh. But then she said, a delivery parent, Kozakiewicz and I went called and she went long.

No, no. I just said expiry date to the expiry date. And then she said last three digits on the back. And I said, I'm sorry, I can't give you them.

covid laughed. Well, there you go. I got you got your laugh. Come on. Well, don't Robidoux Babalu. Babalu.

But so we did a sorry kitchen that we did, which are very good for you. You managed to not vomit on live telly. I didn't know that because I got my food having potatoes salad.

You did indeed. Born rubbish waste of a morning job, but it was terrible. Now something exciting happened.

I think our podcast fans would would like to know about. Well, so obviously we start this podcast.

You didn't have a job, then you got a job, which was podcast and you got another job, which was author yet. Right. And then next year one comes back on the ground.

The Gramm I got paid for the ground, real job and. Well, I mean. And tell that to the taxman now.

Well, yeah, we should listen and still charge it for me.

The job then next year would be to earn a toura as well. Yeah. To us. Yeah. And put you graduated from job to to something else deafeningly that we talked about.

We were in the dressing room. That's the kitchen.

Oh no you're not going to say.

Yeah, we were in the kitchen and the guys came in and they got some what's the place called. A card or something. ID card or. We don't, I don't think we get a call to deliver the deliver stuff.

You do all the all the different supermarkets. Yeah. Use a card. We can get to have genuinely never tried it myself.

I would like to try but it's not open so I'd never heard any brand and apparently the deliver stuff and the central office at the kitchen, the sense of non-alcoholic wine for everyone. Yes. I think the producer said, look, we're going to do this wine, can you send bossom?

And the producer came in and said, look, a call to have sent this. But they said, oh, we're fans of Rosie.

And here we'll send down to send her a little a little smelly. But then they sent her a little jar of pickles as well, because to send it, it had to be over a certain amount.

So she said it's all over a certain amount.

So they've sent you a jar pickles because they know you like pickles and Rosie guys, Rosie sat on the sofa in the in the dressing room in our dressing room, held a little jar pickles.

And the look that the producer had looked at me went e so someone had a card or knows that I like pickles and they've sent us these pickles.

E am I an important person now cos I couldn't breathe for laughing.

It was a family matter more to lose my toothbrush, but I'm an important person now until I felt all dizzy inside. It was lovely. So lovely. Oh bless you. It was very, very nice.

It was a nice thing to say but it's been well in the past few years. Yeah. Thank you. Whoever. That was the last question.

I think probably this morning I was doing a fucking walk.

Amadou ba ba ba ba ba.

I'm Rosie Ramsay and this is Rosie's mysteries.

This is Rosie's mysteries. Mysteries. Mistress, mistress, mistress, mistress. I couldn't believe that he got it wrong. I've done the wrong one. Oh, OK.

OK, can I just say we've been listening a lot of crime podcast went down. It's out of the kitchen and you listen to a crime podcast, and that was very, very good crime.

That's how I wanted to do it. Yeah, but can I just kind of critique it slightly because they do it slightly differently. You did it in the wrong order, right?

The goal. The goal.

This is Rosies mysteries. I'm Rosie. Man's name at the end, OK? Yeah. You know, this is Man in the window.

I'm Chad, one of the adults. He was very good. He was great in that one of the program. I one of the top focuses.

OK, well, listen to this. I never knew that he. Bloody hell, I'm not number one. Yes, we mistress, mistress, mistress, mistress. Paula dismissed very recently. Mistress, mistress.

Can't be the can't be many weeks left in this for fuck's sake. Well actually there is a lot of weeks left in this because as you might have noticed, I'm changing the format. We're just going with it. The viewers are getting in touch. And listen, it's so winging it, winging winging it is the way I'm bringing it up as I go along.

As you know, I go through the toss lot. It's a lot of toss, but carry on.

Well, yeah, but whatever. This was a podcast, but we get we've had over forty five million downloads so I don't know what people want anymore. I like slackening off. Well just enjoy the chance.

Okay. Go ahead and got a few emails with suggestions.

I hate them. Hate them. I hate suggestions. Great. Yeah it's like that. But anyway one of them was quite good so great.

I'm going to take you all greased and still one.

Well a lot of people will get annoyed that the mystery was never, never solved. And I just thought, well, you need to get a life because it gives a shit and you listen to something and and just be aware that it's bullshit. But no, people need the soul. And so what I've done is I've took a cue from the Pew question from the public. And this week, let's just try a OK, a little trial run. I'm going to read you half the story.

Oh. And then you're going to try and guess what happens at the end.

That's a yes. Right. OK, do you like that idea? Yeah. Right then.

Well, they were going a lot of people would sort of do this Off-Air like trial. If you don't like the format, but you just write it, you run it from the ground up. Avenir.

Well, this is what we do with the phone. Why would I stop now? Let's do it exactly. You know, let's try it out on a OK through the podcast. The listeners, you are part of the podcast.

Yeah. You know, all of it. So why why would we close the door on them?

Don't you be closing the door, my mates.

So anyway, this is the mystery this week. Let's try this out. OK, a kind of mystery involving myself, but whatever. Hi, Christine.

Rosie, please keep me anonymous. This is not my story, but is my best mate who is a radiographer, but thought you would appreciate it. So how you say it.

Radiographer, radiographer, radiographer, radiographer, radiographer, radiographer.

I don't know and honestly don't care. All we hear is radiographer.

When my mate was in his first term as a qualified radiographer, a man I like, a man was presented to Árni with pains in his boom gret.

When he was sent of an X-ray, it was at this point the patient admitted that he had put. A butternut squash up himself three days ago. God damn, everyone. Are you going to Google a butternut squash? No. Are you sure?

The big I grabbed my laptop to almost Google butternut squash, but I don't need Google butternut squash because I've just worked, which and it must have gone slim.

And first it would have to go this Islamicist. Otherwise what it's like having a baby out your arse, your ass anyway.

Oh, hey. It tried to pass it naturally, but with no luck. So now he has to admit defeat and go to hospital, try to pass it three days that was up there.

So the whole thing went off then. Yeah. The full butternut squash. Oh, my word.

You think it was just hanging out at the bar? You might just. Yeah, just coming out like a light bulb. The whole thing. The whole thing. Yeah. I mean, what did he start with. What do you mean. Like you don't just go one day, fancy something up your ass. Butternut squash.

Well we started a lot smaller. That's what they do. Maybe a green bean and maybe I mean, that's very slim. That's slimmer than a finger.

You got to start somewhere. You've got to start somewhere. I'd say probably started like a car or something. OK, and then progressed. He was probably working his way to a watermelon. He never got there.

And that's why bombed from the greengrocers. Now, from seeing the x ray, the doctor confirmed that surgery was required in the world. Please be aware that this hospital is a training hospital. So student doctors were present at the time of surgery. Phenomenal. So the bloke is now in surgery and clamps are in shape to open up his bombastic face off.

No, no clamp slumps like.

Oh, like like an ankle or not. No, no. As they started to widen the holes, the sorry.

As they started to widen the hole, as they started to widen the hole, the officials say this is when you come in and you going to you're going to try now to guess what happened.

I actually have what happened here as this is the grimmest fucking thing, which like the clock on this, is like if you remember them like remember goosebumps choose the ending where you read it. And it was like, if you want to stay in the museum and look for the mummy, go to page 40 if you want to go through the portal or whatever I am.

Yeah, this is like the grimmest one of them ever. This is like if I found these in a bookshop, I'd burn the bookshop at the ground.

So as the kid was up again there, so.

So the bloke is in surgery and the clumps are required to open up that thing.

OK, as they start to widen the hole of the the end however. What do you think's going to happen.

What do you think? Well, I mean, I've got a few questions. Have they used a knife or they just open in the man's bomb? Like why it's coming like a bloody.

Oh, God, Tretton thinking of them like, you know, drawstring like boot bags. You for P.E.. Yeah, well, the old sports bag used to be like when you bought something from the apple one from the shop. I'm just thinking of that.

That's the structure. Oh fuck.

So as I read it again. Oh my word. Just the last bit as they start to widen the hole, the the just whatever you think is going to you ruin in this section, OK, the suits are going to be talking about two things.

It can't be mine or patient or Kopelman woke up. It could be the man woke up. It could be the butternut squash. Something came out fucking cooked.

I mean, it could be the clumps broken. You got pick one could be the insta. Oh, and that's what I don't want it to be, the one I left at the last. OK, I'm going to go along the lines of I'll do the step by step here. I'm going to go and go with. The man woke up. OK, all right, you think the man will go? Yeah. All right, OK, well, I can tell you.

Yeah, the. Pressure of his muscles relaxed, which caused the butternut squash to explode all across the doctors, students and the whole theater.

For me, this led to a few of them throwing up and the poor doctor having to scoop out by hand the butternut squash mush out of the man's back.

Like when you make a fucking Halloween pumpkin, getting all the stuff out, carving it all on his ass cheek, all you talk.

It turns out that the three days of this month, boom had slow roasted the butternut squash.

You did, of course, and the pressure of his muscles were holding it together.

And then the person said, thought this story would suit the podcast. So thank you all.

Absolutely suits the podcast.

You can have half a point there. And I was talking one point for you, Maillol. OK, God, I think that's quite worked.

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No, not this. No gatecrasher. Not this week. With too much going on, too much going too busy.

I think you still upset from last week, to be honest with the books. I mean, that 900 definitely helped her get to the all night on top of any major bestsellers that got you back. Love you.

Ladies first. Want to be. So I've got a couple of beefs. I've got the one beef that I don't know if you want me to mention, OK?

And because of a private beef and I think it might be a bit embarrassed about it, so I don't know whether to mention it or not, then I've got to see if a beef and more put in a weaker position.

When you do, which one would you like?

Well, because I need to hear what it is, but then I would have to cut it out.

OK, well, she would just do it in case. Yes, just in case. So the main beef, which happened two nights ago was we were sat watching the TV and obviously, as a lot of you will hopefully know by now, I'm six months pregnant carrying our child.

It's definitely Christmas, having had sex with anyone else because lockdown.

That's the only reason that's good. That's not the only reason there's no sex anywhere else, because lockdown didn't work, because nobody else got married and in love, didn't want to foot the bill.

And so baby is moving a lot now at the minute.

Really exciting and lovely as a woman when you feel your baby is great. And so we were watching the telly and I said, Chris, I felt the baby move in quite a lot. And I was like, Chris, the baby's moving. You're like, oh, wow, amazing, great.

And I was like, Right, quick comment. Come and feel the baby coming. Feel the baby. Put your hand on the baby.

Chris leaned over, put his hand in a really awkward position, kind of had to look an expression on his face of I can't be asked to do this, like why you interrupt me night to feel the baby.

Our baby put his hand in awkward position and had to move. Didn't look at me whilst feeling my stomach didn't see anything. I kept watching the telly, kept watching the telly. So to which I grabbed your hand and pushed it off and went right. If you want to feel the baby moving and get your hand off me, make your dick and you then light inside. I was trying to pull the telly. You weren't trying to tell me you were watching the telly instead of feeling your unborn child in my room.

And it really upset is like you don't even understand. You're finished. I'm. I finished. I'm finished a couple of things, OK, first of all, for comedy value, I was just going to admit to watching the telly. I was going to say I was the boys on Amazon Prime. Rosie was a really good bit.

You've passed that point by by being cheeky. Yeah. You passed up, you cheeky. You're going to have some fucked stop on your face. I can't wait. So for some reason, anyone listening to, you know, your dad touchiness dads am.

So I genuinely was trying to feel the baby. First of all, you were like, you want to say, baby?

I was like, yeah. You were like, quick, quick, quick. Like, you know, like it's on its way out, like it's fucking pop and it's caught on a fuck off for the night.

How were you? How did you know what how to be quick.

First of all, it was about the stuff. It's like it's doing better than, you know, your body is the baby's body.

Why are you trying to why China on the baby's body? That baby's got rights, right, first of all. Yet no idea if it was going to stop you right.

Quick, quick, quick. Now shout out to Amazon Prime. I don't know why. On the boys season two of the boys you've got to put the subtitles on. There's a bit way to the characters. Talk is totally different language. Williams talk sign language. For some reason, the subtitles don't come up. You've got to put them on and off. Yeah, now we do not. It's something that the remote and I couldn't pauses that I was trying to pause.

Right. I wasn't trying to watch it.

I was looking, going why the fuck isn't this doing. And then I was trying to find the boat not getting off the back to the menu just so I could do it.

Right. Yeah. Yeah, that was that was basically what I was trying to do there.

Yeah, right. But no one I'm not enjoying feeling the baby at this point because you make us push really hard and it reaches out.

Right. So maybe I was maybe I was sort of deflecting to try and get me, you know, I mean maybe subconsciously I was like, I'm not really committed to this situation because you let go here, Chris, feel a baby because your hand and pushed you right in there and your child, can you feel it moving?

Yes, I can feel it moving because I think I'm suffocating the fucking thing. No push. Come on. Push right there.

No, I don't want to. You were watching the telly. I wasn't there till the day I die on me. Pretty soon I'll be telling the beds I was watching the telly instead of feeling in my room and it was very upsetting. Don't do it again. Next time this baby moves you, I want you there. Right? You are going to every night while we're watching the telly. When we're together. Your hand is on my stomach, right?

Don't you dare. I'm doing this on my own, Ramsey. Yeah, all you have to do is have a little fill every now and again.

Just pretend you make it push too hard, not while you make this push really hard. Not all. I guess it's frightening.

It's your stomach. You know how hard. I don't know.

Well, one more thing could have just rewound the telly. Could have rewind wasn't working. None of the buttons were working. I should have turned it off.

Yeah.

Anyway, let's stop before you let you be my baby with you is obviously a long going thing in our relationship is that you are just messy and you just leave still flying around. It's starting to go to the next level.

Now, I don't if it's because we've been in the house for too long, I don't know. I'm just noticing more things. A couple of things this week.

And you have purchased for the bathroom. I mentioned on the Zumanity the night you were purchased for the bathroom, washing your basket to put in the room where you normally leave your clothes on the floor, which is two rooms away from the laundry room where there is a basket.

You pushed and purchased another basket just so that you didn't have to pick your clothes off the floor and walk them one room over the laundry room.

Yeah, which is one of the laziest things I've ever seen in my life.

Our son thought it was a seat when a similar beauty and fell in it with worth all of the money that to be fair, that did pay for itself.

Exactly. Second things you've done that. That's unbelievable.

It's like literally you're one step away from just putting the dirty washing basket in every room. I would.

You would. I could. Yeah. Or some kind of maybe some kind of shoot system which put them in and then just go through a little shoot and end up in the thing like an apartment block.

Genuinely thought about that as well. Yeah. Great.

And you also for as long as we've been together. Yeah. Yeah you do too. I'm going to and for as long as we did you did.

You know, I'm doing another one and same thing really. You always leave things at the bottom the stairs to take upstairs anything.

It's a little check point now. People do it in different boxes. Take it up. Yeah. You've started doing it the other way.

I've noticed more and more shit is now being left at the top of the stairs to be brought down stairs.

Yes. Like a two way check point.

There's a queue in my if I'm pregnant. I'm trying to be really careful. I'm not carrying too many things down the stairs in case I fall.

Most of them are soft furnishings and soft things. Just throw them down stairs, throw them down. Don't want him. But why don't you why didn't you just see them and take them down? So this is. No, but I do that for you. I do that loads for you with everything you fold up, you auction and takes it upstairs may not go well.

Yeah, my mom doesn't know she doesn't do it.

You never folded and you think, oh I like I'm not having this scramble or fold. What bog roll, no scrambled clause that you fall for them. Like, we need to stop this because this is going to end up in an honest debate. No, not in the mood of this.

That's in there. Bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad.

It's time for questions from the public, from the public.

As always, guys, thank you so, so much for all of the wonderful contributions that you send in. Shock margin, audit, Gmail, dot com. If you want to send in anything, any questions, any dilemmas, any of that stuff, we're absolutely loving it.

There's still flooding in more and more every single week.

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Many see Mr. Gold a lot.

Well, this is when we see that we are only scratching the surface. We couldn't mean that anymore. Yes. So many messages in there. And I sometimes don't get past the third page considering everything we've done as well.

I'm talking about unread. There's nothing. There's 19 and a half thousand unread. So we've done a lot of questions anyway over the podcast.

Drop me by 10 a week or whatever. So. Yeah. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. You wanna go first? I mean, we both got we both got questions this week.

Yeah. We took a little split shift. Didn't want em. I'd like to start please. OK, and so I look through the emails and something I spotted something and basically it was someone pleading for us to add trigger warnings in the podcast, OK, which I was immediately angry about.

I thought the whole thing's a trigger warning. Yeah, well, I thought I want to read it also. So just listen to this.

Right. Hi.

Rosie Brackett's and Chris, which I'm already annoyed about and didn't put a trigger warning enough for me to do that. I want to get my feelings hurt.

And longtime love of the podcast put your latest episode caused such a violent bodily admitting response. I had to let you know. And hopefully in future, you include trigger warnings.

Right?

OK, weirdly, if we are going to do anything, if we are going to include trigger ones, you have to have one for this. What she's about to see already. OK, I was having my eyelashes done and I was listening to the podcast while relaxing for 90 minutes with my eyes taped shut.

It is worth noting at the point I was wearing a face mask too. This must be a covert thing if you get your eyelashes done, your stuffed with this mask. All right. OK, yeah.

I didn't know you had to sit for 90 minutes with your eyes shut messed up. Really luscious. I would have would have got mine done. Don't you think.

If I knew that was a thing, it might even be eyebrows to be fair, because how could you have eyelashes done if you've got your tip on you? Don't go anywhere. Anyway, I pride myself in not being squeamish and having somewhat of an iron stomach. That was until a fortnight ago when I found out I was the dove with nausea. Now, part of my day, I wobbled slightly. When you talked about the fishbowl story from ages ago, we all remember the fish story.

If you don't, I'm not even going to revisit it now because it's absolutely Megan and. When discussing how much money it would be, so this was a couple episodes when discussing how much money it would be to donate specifically to the point that Rosie said fiqh, Flem, my pregnancy, nausea, I had full tilt. I tried to sit up with my eyes taped shut and with a mask on to vom, I couldn't sit.

So basically chunder backwards all over myself to my beautician's, absolute horror that she kindly remove my mask, which now look like a vomit.

Oh, no. Great, great metaphore. Vomit Hummock.

Fantastic. She couldn't take my eyes and wondered why the hell she just witnessed a scene from The Exorcist.

Genuinely sorry about that. Sorry. Not sorry. No, I am because it was already we were already quite far into that story by the time it happened. So we can't put it. You can't put a trigger warning after every single thing you see in the story. And like Rosie said, the whole cast a trigger warning if you triggered by anything. Just don't just don't bother. I mean, it's not for you just it's just not for you.

So please, please, please include scream, slash phlegm, disgust and trigger warning so I can have a bucket nearby for the next seven months. I love you guys. Robin on the podcast. Congrats on baby number two. P.S., my luscious look great. I think she's OK. I think she's all right.

It's not a real complaint, but I just line on a box just.

Well, but my pregnancy, normally, if someone had just been vomiting because that story had had no sympathy for them, but but like pregnancy sickness, I've personally never had it myself. But a couple of my very good friends have had it really bad.

I remember Angela had it terrible bless every day. My best friend Angela had it with her little girl, Eve, and she lost to Dawn. And it was really awkward because she was so poorly and so ill, but she looked unbelievably fucking out.

Women is the worst. She's my best friend.

I can say it's fine. Yeah, I wouldn't do it anywhere else. But it was she was so poorly blessed and she was just like, I just had to lie down all the time. If she lifted ahead of the pillows, you vomited.

But I think it I don't remember what it was. I think we went out one night of a tea and it was like I genuinely said I was I am so sorry that you were so poorly, but you look unbelievable.

And she was like, I know, but this is hopefully it's a double edged sword.

So so, you know, you've got me sympathy as we had thought that, you know you know, if you've been drinking too much beer and you're sick when you get back and stuff the next day, you can sort of see your abs in that. You're like, oh, I feel like I'm you dehydrated.

Yeah. When you dehydrate in the morning, I was like, quite slim. The day the glass is water, I'm like, yep, there it is. Well, there it is. Robidoux ba ba ba ba ba ba.

Got one here for you. My mom's friend went into work telling everyone this story that happened to her the other day. She'd finished work and was driving past partly and bus stop. Now that's in Sunderland.

It's a rather big US apartment in London. What Monopoly is in the Park Lane.

Yeah, it's the most expensive one on the price. Yeah.

So I thought you meant don't think Portland has got a bus station. No.

OK, so you mean the one. I know it's got a Bentley garage I think. Yeah.

I'm driving past partyline bus station when she sees her cousin stood there so she pops her window down and shouts Jump in, I'll take you home. Her cousin hops in the back and they are driving along. The journey feels awkward and quiet. And she's wondering why her cousin hasn't responded when she asked how she is. Yeah, she thinks female.

So, yeah, OK. She looks in her rearview mirror at the passenger and finds out that the person in the back of the car isn't her cousin.

It was an oh, it's actually a complete stranger. A random girl just sat in the back seat filled with confusion and embarrassment. She didn't tell her how there was a misunderstanding. She just asked where she was dropping off and took her in awkward silence so she'd just give a stranger a lift.

None of us understand why she thought it was her cousin or why the random girl got in her car anyway, and why none of them questioned each other at all. What are your thoughts of the podcast?

So she just pointed it out. Get in. I'll give you a lift. And she got it. And she's like, Oh, you do. And then love. And she looks in the mirror and realizes that it's not her.

And instead of going, Oh, I'm sorry, you're not who I thought she was, she just went way too well, that is.

But do you know what sort saw is one of them things where it's unbelievable.

But no, I actually believe I saw NE that is absolutely AOPA.

I say when young so much when you're younger and in the schoolyard you accidentally go and hold your friend's mom's hand by instead of your mom said your mom to me like oh dad on holiday.

Once I tell you about that I try to explain Robin, the idea what had happened to you when we were some without any help or went with the wrong person. I try to explain it, but he couldn't get his head around it.

I was on holiday and I was walking along the promenade in front of me. And I will just walk along the wall and run along and jump off. And then I walked about what I thought was like mom and dad and I just, like, linked in with, like what I thought was me dad. And it was just like some bloke. He was like, oh, hello. Hello. Honestly, I was fucking mortified.

Yeah. I've even now I remember how utterly, utterly mortified was Robin's doing it a few times.

It's very funny to watch your own child doing it. He handles it better than I used to. Yeah. Yeah, I remember. This is really weird as well. I don't know why to support me head.

I remember at the time when that I can picture now the exact place I was, where it happened and I even know what I was doing. What were you doing. I don't know if I submit this, admitted this on the podcast. I mean, you're going to have me.

You've already said that you told the kid that you hung around with that.

Get a picture of you with your dead brother swinging my barson. Oh, wow.

OK, I was walking along so I remember it was like a kind of it was really strange. It was like a building site on the right. And there's like loads of big wooden sort of boards. It was must must've been a cheap Costa del Sol holism fucking building site.

And I'm walking along.

And the reason I got so far ahead was because I was looking at the building site as I was walking and pretending that there was a camera there and I was basically narrating my life because I've been watching Clarissa explains it all.

There's no reason, no clear restrictions at all. It was her from Sabrina and she would just talk to the camera. So I was brought along. Explain to the camera what was going on. Like like Chris.

That's not embarrassing at all. I've got a full home video of when we were still in a villa in Spain and my mum's videoing me and my sister walking around pretending that horse a travel show.

So that's not. And we were cool. And we in cornerman call Sandra. Sandra, these the lemon trees, the lemon trees are here on the left putting an accent on.

I bring you the fact that you were doing that with your sister. Yeah. And I was born on the promenade. I'm pretending to be Clarissa from Clarissa.

Oh, that's cute. That was a good show. It was a good show was miles ahead of its time.

But look, you know, you are present there. I am. So it worked. It's been practice. Yeah. Don't be embarrassed.

See that guy who I am, we should have asked for my autograph.

I mean, if you only knew what you were slinging in with could have nicked you a Babadook Babadook.

But this made me laugh because when we were on Saturday kitchen, they were asking for the public's beefs like food related beef.

Yeah, yeah. And somebody messaged on already commented on something and I saw it briefly and they said, you need to look through the emails for mine and they give me the the content of it, the two words. And I was like, I need look this up. So the two words you gave me were Spight Samen great. And I was like, that sounds really interesting. I mean, look at that to fight some.

And this is what I call the little box, the subject of box. Hello, Rosie and Chris.

I have lived with my boyfriend for two years and he cooks all the meals as he is an amazing cook and I do all the dishes at the end of the stick. But Heigh-Ho.

So he cooks just whenever we have a little big guy from time to time, usually when he's done something to piss me off. We have about twenty minutes of the silent treatment. Nice. When he's trying to win me over, he will ask, what do you want for tea? Well, I'm a stubborn cow and I hate giving in. So nine times out of ten I will reply with nothing unless I'm absolutely starving and can't be asked with the following rigmarole.

I'm a shit cook so I will head to the freezer to pull out as what we now both refer to as the spight salmon.

I have a bag of frozen salmon fillets that I will go to whenever I don't want to admit defeat.

I'm sure we will both be in the kitchen together preparing separate meals without talking at all while he eat a looking lovely homemade dish.

I sit there with my sad, bland salmon and whatever veg we have until one of us ends up laughing at my predictable, pathetic strupp longnecks.

Oh, I love this.

I love that. It's no one in their house as this salmon one. She's just like, you're not speaking to get me salmon out.

So my question is, do either of you have a choreographed argument, like, you know exactly how it's going to go, what will be said and the outcome, but you do it anyway. Thank you. Wow.

Do we have I was trying to wrap my brains at this at all for do you take into if we're having a bit of an argument and I don't know, I think it's like a power move, which is pathetic this far in the relationship.

Personally, I don't like I don't think this is going on when we've had a bit of an argument when we go upstairs to brush our teeth used army stoop.

I do so little to do it then don't. Yeah. Yeah, that's not cool. Move.

It's it's it's me. Let's call me territory. American territory. It's very. See you next Tuesday, isn't it. Yeah.

Our arguments normally stem from a few things. Normally I've said something. It's not me. I've normally said something that annoyed you.

That's normally it or of. Normally, I've tried to help and I've wound up yeah, we finished a zoom call a day and you put an empty glass down and I went to pick it up and you, like, shouted at us and grabbed it back because you were like, I'll use it for the rest of the day. You didn't.

It's on the bench exactly where I was going to take three more glasses, did you? So that's go and show your face.

It had been I've had three moments that you don't even know me to watch that I'm sick of.

You go and go and show your face in the bed.

Well, when you can't really show your face in a bed, go and show my face in the bed.

Wow. And yes.

Which normally just I mean, the other night, again, I mentioned on Natsume waited for Waterstones, but there's only a few people watching that.

So I can bring this up again the other night when you when you wait and hope for this. And I proved I told you why you were wrong. You were like you are annoyed and you of being rude and explaining why I wasn't rude. And then you were like, OK, then.

And then half an hour later, I was sitting watching the telly and I looked at and I went, Oh, you started with me anyway. Yeah. And I went, why did you want I don't know.

I just was just was so barren. Slight, slight bit of reason.

Dooby dooby dooby dooby. OK, this one has something to do with last week. So if you've listened to last week this one will make sense and it's a little bit wrong but not wrong in like I want to make you feel sick just a bit. It's a bit rude.

Sandra, don't be rude and even trigger warnings out. Don't be doing believe we do that. Want to do that anymore. I want to pressure. I do. I have just seen it. I was more to send it for my mum because, you know, she gets upset when I talk about bunnies and and stuff, you know, sex in that. Anyway, first of all, keep this anonymous because I probably shouldn't be making it public knowledge.

Wonderful. That said, it's such a specific story that if she listens, she will know immediately that I'm talking about her lover.

Anyway, let's get down to it.

When I was younger, the cool club to go where I live was a monkey place, the back of a pub called Sellar and well, the name fit. It was gross.

Truly, the only reason we went there was because the drinks were cheap and we lived in the stakes so it was easier to get to than the clubs in town. Got you. The night went as many do. We had pre drinking or drinking as we used to call it. Awful night. So we were already pretty smashed.

By the time we got there, they were a group of us girls, but we split off into smaller groups.

As the night went on, my friend and I walked onto the smaller dance floor to see two of our other friends drunkenly slurping on the faces of two guys. So two of the girls are kissing these guys? Yeah, we laughed and let it pass and they spent the night with these guys. But as it got later, we were cooking them outside so we could get a taxi home. They left the club and stood outside the estate agents that was next to the club, brilliant at this club is next door on a state estate.

They stated fantastic when I was young, I wouldn't be bothered. But now wait for a taxi outside you.

Look, I'd quite like that you would love a little bit house porn before you go all the houses in the area. You know what I mean?

I would enjoy that a lot. And the guys went with them. So they outside stood next to the outside estate agents with the guys, the females listening.

You will never know the feeling of judgment that you get from the friends of someone you have pulled on the night out you will never, ever experience.

So basically, we're told by these two guys, these two guys have been going on with these two girls and then the other two girls who haven't pulled that night on new innovations, but they just haven't pulled any guys.

They're like, come on out, let's get a taxi. So these two girls come out and these two blokes who are basically just walk in directions at this point, holeman that going out sex with these girls stanislao.

And what I'm saying is, ladies, you will never know the judgment that you get from the friends of the person you've pulled on the night out because they know you just want to go and have sex with their friend.

OK, if you felt that yourself. Yes. It's the worst judgement in the world. It is honest.

It put you off before. Never put it on a awful it's guys.

Listen, you know what I'm talking about, right? If your girlfriend's looking at you now and you're saying that you don't, you know, you're probably pretending that you don't. Maybe, possibly. But I'm telling you, the judgement of the sober friend who isn't on the poll is fuck it cuts deep.

So deep. The sober friend on the poll. I get that. Yeah. Yeah. So anyway, OK. I rang a taxi, but being a Friday night, we had a bit of a wait. We didn't pay much attention to our two friends who were still snogging these lads. When the taxi arrived, we shouted to our friends to hurry up and when to get in, they didn't follow. So my friend and I jumped back out to shout again.

We were confused when we looked in their direction to see one of our friends with her guy, but our other friend seemingly standing there alone.

That was until we widened our view and our got our eyes gaze downwards. That's when we saw it. There was our friend standing legs apart, pinned up against the windows of the estate agents receiving fellatio from a man she'd never met.

Jesus Christ, man, what is wrong with everybody at the estate?

It's just all the wind. So the next the next morning, some poor old Diaz are probably walking past that very thing, looking and going, oh, look, just find another bungalow for sale. And just five hours before someone got a.

Hey, what's that?

Oh, don't budge much. And you smell Vergis on the floor. Look at this being snails all over here. Silvery.

Oh, so we both did that. Not quite believing what we were saying. And I'm not proud of this, but rather than dragging her into the taxi, we went and got our other friends to come and look at what we were witnessing.

I'm talking about that's what I'm talking about. That's why. That's how you do it.

She made a very good point here. Unless they saw it for themselves, they would never have believed. Yes, wonderful. Oh, my God.

Look for her. This was a time before we all had video capture on our phones. After laughing more than I've ever laughed in my life, we eventually shout for them to hurry the F up and get in the taxi. I'm no longer friends with this woman, but I often wonder if she ever thinks about that night as fondly as I do. Probably not.

That's amazing. And you know what it is? You said at the beginning of the email that it's so specific that she'll know if it's her. She won't.

That will have happened a fuck in no way telling you right now. I'm telling you right now. Yeah, I already know if I was the. I already know whatever.

Shut up. Look what the take away short is that you're only desperate for a cup of.

Oh, that's horrible. I can't even ever see him go.

I'm sorry if my friend if my friend dead did get locked out outside yesterday, I'd be like, I get off there now. Yeah, horrible. Get off the stage and window. Do it at the Dixons pork shop next door or do it in your room and do it.

That's one of the moments where you wish that we had like a fire hydrants on the end of the streets like you do in America. So you could just kick it down.

You do it in action films, just kick it. And just a big stream of water just fine. I'm sorry.

I kind of be having you know, we're not we're not prudes and stuff. I'm all like, come on. But fellatio, it's lovely, but not outside of being young man.

Leave them. Oh, no, no, Chris, this noggin and there's a bit of porn in that, but it's like the Kindle, it's the same as normal and it's just a different mouth.

A different set of lips are wanted to kiss both your lips goodbye.

Got horrendous. Dooby dooby double double buck for one week only. It is time for this week's Celebrity Gossip Celebrity Question.

This week's celebrity question is from a comedian and very, very good friend of mine, Phil Ellis. If you haven't heard of Phil Ellis, he's got a radio sitcom, which I'm going to plug after. His question is hilarious mineral's. You've seen his shows in Edinburgh in January, one of the funniest human beings I've ever met in my life. He did a show called Fun and Games, which was fantastic. It was like a kid's show alive kid show, but it was more for the adults.

But the kids didn't know what was going on.

Genius. It was the panel prize in Edinburgh is a very funny individual and here is his question.

Oh, hey, that Chris and Rosie say a longtime listener, First-Time Caller. I was thinking, you know, with regards to choosing a film on Netflix, because remember the good old days when you go into Blockbuster and just hang around and wander around for about an hour. And I do miss that. Do you guys my sense is subquestion. But the main question, the dumb question is who gets final say over which film to watch? Because I can sit there on my own for hours looking and it's only me really.

Sometimes I call it sex lines just to ask the woman which oh man. Which film I should watch just so I've got that sort of interaction because I'm very indecisive. It cost me a fortune, but a lot of time it's worth it. Although I wasn't a big fan of Suicide Squad. So I'd like to say to Cindy, you are wrong on that one. But, you know, it's right now and it does make it so. Yeah, just ask it.

And it would be great to hear your thoughts. It's very, very good.

He's a genius. He's a genius.

And that is you know what? When I listen to that, I miss walking around Blockbuster.

I love to be a blockbuster. I mean, I loved preferred actually. Global Video. Global Video is now global. Global Video was amazing. It was great.

Global Video first came out when you got the videos and then blue sleeves. How cool is that?

Amazing. Oh, the popcorn was unreal. And it was it was it made a bit of a night, didn't it. Made it more of an occasion. Go. You made something around global getting a bit.

I just remembered of the games as well. Right.

So I've got I got a thing for that.

It was for the Sega Mega Drive. So we got to I went and rented worms.

Right. You know, the game where you worms and you fire at each other and stuff.

I don't know it but I, you know, other little worms, you find things like a war strategy game just to talk. I went and got that and it was really difficult to use on the mega drive. It was a crazy difficult. I didn't know what the hell was going on. I didn't know how to use it, in my view. Was it PlayStation? I think it was megadose. Anyway, I got worms, couldn't use it.

I took it back and I was like, look, I was only a little my mom took Xbox, was sorry. I was like, look, I can't I don't know how to work. I kind of swapped it for a different game. Different. Yeah, no problem. So I went down the aisle and I picked up Earthworm Jim from Earthworm Jim. Jim. Yeah, yeah. And I took it back and I went for that one and the woman looked at the thing.

I went, Oh, you're going to be all right, because this one, I got worms in it as well.

Did you ever use the context you had an issue with worms? Yeah, totally different. Yeah. But, you know, because it's got worms and as well, I'm going to bring this one back.

Oh, yeah. I love that. Oh, well done.

We are a nightmare. Picken videos.

Films. We're an absolute nightmare.

We are because I just I go too much on the reviews and the stars when we shouldn't because we are currently watching boys on Amazon Prime really enjoy it and it's only got three and a half stars.

And I'm like, hey, I'm really enjoying this so and so we shouldn't really. But let's see. You actually get the overriding decision, eh? I'll watch a lot more than you will. Yeah. Yeah I will.

I'll, I'll kind of like be a lot more sort of militant but you will show.

But what's really weird, what stresses me out is we will look at the length of a film and go to I was twenty four.

I know. I'm not watching that. Yeah. Let's just watch five forty five minutes episodes of something else.

Why do we do that. We will not commit to a film, but we will watch so many episodes of a program and be in bed later than we ever would be and watch a film.

It's really silly actually. When you stop to watch the Irishman, it's part you may as well. The reason why I watch it, because it's three hours long, the same with the time in Hollywood.

But I'll sit and watch for five consecutive episodes of of a million dollar beach house.

Betty Broderick Like an idiot.

So Fellow is a sitcom is called Phil Ellis is trying and it's on Radio four. It starts and started on Wednesday, the night of September on Radio four at six thirty.

So Episode One's already been on Episode two stars, Johnny Vegas. Obviously, Phil Ellis himself, Amy Gladio and Alexi SEAL, he said his interesting little bit of trivia here, the episode is called Supposed to be called prison, Brooke, but it's actually called prison break because the BBC thought it was a typo and changed it. So there you go.

That that is Phil's life all over. Great. It's amazing. I'm looking forward to of Alison is fantastic.

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