Me, 23 male, and her, 22 female, have been together for about a year and a half. When we first started dating, which was about a month before we made it official, she just told me today, about a week after we made it official, she slept with another man. I'm upset, but honestly not too angry. I don't want to leave her. I'm just confused on how to move forward.

You know, I think that week, you just announced your love to her. You said, Please be my girlfriend. I love you so much.

I will never say that, by the way. I promise you that.

That's romantic. That's what we want. You say, Can I be your boyfriend? Not, Will you be my girlfriend?

I will never say that. Interesting.

That's a beta one. What do you do? Would you bestow upon me this honor? Can I please be your boyfriend?

That's what we want.

But what's so much. Please be my girlfriend. Please be my...

No. You are living a fantasy. No, we're grownups. That's crazy.

Provenance is dead. You guys.