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Me and my ex fell asleep at her house. When I woke up in the middle of the night, I saw them sleeping in her bed together. I asked what was going on, and she said, It's not like that. I just feel better when someone sleeps in my bed with me.Wow.Yeah. The thing is as well, I hate that I can visualize what happened. You know what I'm saying, isn't it? Let her play. She snuck downstairs in her skimpy skims while he's asleep next to the love of his life, and she was like, Derek, wake up. Wake up, Derek. He's like, What's up? She was like, Can you come see my bed? He's like, What? Can you come see my bed? I'm cold. Yeah, I'm really cold. You're so big and warm. Come. She's a heavy sleeper. Don't make a noise. Yeah. Why have you done? Don't make her up. Yeah, he lost his mind. He lost his mind. He started seeing stuff. Yeah, his imagination went crazy. His mind is going crazy.