Hi, guys. Hi, guys.

Hi, guys. Hi.

Oh, Darcy's here. Hi. Guys, we have a friend with us today.

We have a friend. Yes. Oh, my gosh. It's Darcy Cardin. Hi.

Darcy. Hello, brothers.

Hello, sister.

Hi. How are you, Darcy Cardin?

Good to see you guys. Thanks for having me.

Darcy, who everybody knows from a Million Things, the Good Place. You were just on Broadway. We were just on Broadway at the same time.

With you, my Broadway brother. Yes. At the exact same time.

What with Darcy? I apologize. No, no, don't apologize. On Broadway.

Don't you dare apologize. I'm so sorry. No, don't apologize. I'm telling you not to. It was a limited run. It was a short one. It was called the Thanksgiving Play. The Thanksgiving Play.

I heard you were fantastic.

I'm just having visions of you having to go through a full Thanksgiving meal every performance. Was that what it was?

No. That's what I thought it was going to be before I read it to you, and I was like, God, eating on stage, what will that be like? There was no Thanksgiving meal, but we did. It was a bloody show.

Oh, no. What does that mean? You were just killing turkeys.

I don't want to give anything away, although I did just say it was a bloody show. Plus, it's not running anymore. But it's a beautiful, wonderful, funny play written by Larissa Fasthorse, the first Native American woman to ever have a play on Broadway. Wow, that's cool. But we were truly covered in blood head to toe every night, so we had to... We'd walk off stage and get in the shower.

Now I'm getting it. Not together. Now I'm understanding the-Who said that?

Storyline. No, nobody did. But Darcy, we're so excited because Smartlist Media has a new show, and it's called WikiHole.

That's right. No blood in it at all, right? No blood.

We haven't had any blood. No blood yet.

It's bloodless.

But Wickedole premieres Monday, March fourth, where we get your podcast. So we're super excited.

Tell our listeners that don't know as much about it as we do a little about what the Wiki hole, what's in store for people in the hole. They need to know.

They need to know. It's a super fun trivia show. We have a panel of We have three guests every time.

Different guests each week?

Different. Super funny. The funiest people you know. The best, best, best, funiest actors and comedians and musicians. Some of my best friends, some of my future best friends. It's all Really, we've had amazing people on it.

Basically, what? You have one subject, one person?

We start off with any random subject that you could look up on Wikipedia.

A donut. A donut, for example. It's like an improv class. Give me one word from the audience. Yes, totally. From there- If you looked up donut on Wikipedia, you would find yourself clicking on-Picture of me.

A picture of Sean.

A picture of Sean, right. There's little, what do they call? Hotlinks inside And spicy hot links inside a wiki page. When you click on those things, it'll take you down another fork in the road in the history of donuts. We may get eventually to a picture of Sean because he's famous for his enjoyment of the Donut. Live for Donuts. Then we'd get into a wiki hole that we get into Will and Grace and into parental neglect. All of those things. Yeah. Okay.

That's it. That's exactly right.

Then it'll get back into Smartless, and then it'll get back into Wiki hole, and you'll be right back where you started.

Will, Will, Will. I don't want to give anything away. I really don't.

You're our tour guide throughout it.

Yeah. I'm always going to take you through the hole.

That's my job. I've listened to it, and it's fantastic.Thanks, Sean.I.

Have two.You're hysterical.I love it. You are. I want to play WikiHole. How do we?

I want to-Yeah, I would love you to. Let's play. Will you? Yeah. You want to play right now? Let's do it. Okay. If we were to start with the Smartless hole, there's so many... I could start with anything. You guys have had these incredible careers. You've worked with everybody. You have won awards. But the thing that I keep coming back to is one man's sandwich. Sean, you have a goddamn tuna fish sandwich for lunch every day. Is that right? Almost every day. Okay, almost every day. That is psychotic. I had to find out more. I wicked tuna sandwiches. I'm going to have one today, actually. Really? I might, too. Here is our first question, okay? The top of the hole today is going to be tuna fish sandwich. For the first question, you each have a chance to list the ingredients. You're going to get one point per ingredient. Don't freak out, Sean. Don't freak out. I see you're freaking out.

It's just going to be there's so many different ingredients you could put in. I know.

But listen, there are five ingredients listed to make a tuna fish sandwich at the top of the tuna fish sandwich wiki page. The five ingredients, the most common five ingredients. Mayonnaise.

Celery.

Wow.

Nothing for celery?

No, I'm not going to tell you until you all do it. You each say five.

Okay, so mayonnaise and celery.

Mayonnaise and celery.

Some people put mustard in it. Some people put capers in it and hard-earned eggs.

Okay, can I go now?

Yes, please.

Tuna fish. Fucking idiot. Well, of course. Yeah, guess what? That's one of them. No, you didn't say it. You didn't say it. Well, that's understood. So, tuna fish- You're out.

No, it's not understood. You're out. Have you ever played a game before?

Well, you're not going to make a tuna sandwich with chicken.

It's like, Oh, I obviously got a countdown. I'm not going to go get the countdown. I just assumed that I got a countdown.

So, tuna-fish, mayonnaise, bread, celery, and pepper.

Okay. A pepper. Will, you ready? Yeah.

Okay. Tunerfish.

Yeah. I mean, I'm not saying this or no. I'm just saying, yeah, you said that. Yeah, I know.

Okay. Bread, mayo, celery.

Slower, Will.

No, he's thinking.

Onion, green onion.

Okay.

It's personal preference, and that's only four. What's your fifth?

No, I think he said... Wait, didn't Five. I think he said five. You guys, guess what?

What?

Will got all fucking five right.

You're joking me.

I'm not kidding. Say it again. Tuna, mayo, celery, onion, bread.

So onion is a required element. Onion is a common- Hang on.

Sorry, Darcy, I don't want to cut you off because these guys are about to apologize to me for a ritual. Jason's got something in his mouth right now, but I imagine when he finishes chewing that thing, he's going to apologize for going, the fucking, the fucking, the fucking, the white- White onion Is it white onion or red onion?

Well, it just says onion. It doesn't.

It just says onion.

That's interesting. I got to try it with onion.

Yeah, I bet it'd be delicious. I mean, all your sandwiches sounded delicious, but Will got them all right. Jason got four points, and Will... I'm sorry. Jason got four points, and Sean got two points. Yeah, Sean, you lose. What? You're a failure. We have more. It's anybody's game. All right, so what's the spicy hot link we go to off of this page?

Fuck, you know what? Sean, you are a donut. What a zero.

Okay, let's keep going.

You eat it every day. You don't even I know what you're eating.

I know what I like.

Do you have it really... Sean, what do you put in yours?

Tuna. Don't say tuna like that.

Of course, you have to put fucking tuna.

Tuna, celery, and tons of mayo.

Yummy, yummy, yummy. Okay, great. Delicious.

Dorsey, wait. If you think I'm playing again after I fucking smoked these guys.

No, we're not done. We're not done. You just entered the hole. You had to travel down into the hole now.

We have to scale down this gigantic hole. This is even a small It's a hole for you guys, but usually it's a really big hole.

Click a spicy link.

I want to get some credit for the restraint.

You're getting it. That I'm exercising.

You're getting it. Incredible.

Okay, so here's our next question. You will each have a chance to answer this. The closest without going over wins. What percentage of canned tuna in the US is used for tuna sandwiches?

Okay, I'm a first. I'm first. Go for it. I will say what percentage of canned tuna is used for tuna fish sandwich? I would say 90. Okay. That's my guess.

Great.

Well, because he said 90, I'll say 95.

Okay.

Dumb. Should have said 91. Dumb.

I'm going to say 40.

Okay. Now, I was shocked by this, but the answer is 52%, so Will, you fucking got it again. Wow.

Jesus. Why is that? Because I bet you some of tuna that's canned is also used for animals, for cats and dogs and shit like that.

I didn't even think of that. All I could think of was casserole.

Yeah. It's a fucking... By the way, you don't want to keep playing this game with me with these guys. Okay.

No, I bet we do. Let's have third one.

You're going to burst into flames.

Let's go. What's the next hot one?

Okay, here we go. Okay.

Here we go.

Americans consume one-third of the total amount of canned tuna sold worldwide every year, and yet the tuna sandwich is not in the top three most popular sandwiches in the US. You'll each have a chance to guess three. What are the most popular sandwiches? The three most popular sandwiches in the US, one point per, correct.

Go ahead, Sean.

Go ahead, Sean.

Peanut butter and jelly.

Sean, you should win this.

Yeah, let's just peanut butter and jelly.

Okay.

Like a regular turkey sandwich.

No, you can't generalize. Be specific. Like, something with turkey. No.

I want to go to a touch down. I'm not going to eat. Why go Why are you on the end zone?

To walk all the way down there and cross that line.

Just say touch on.

Okay. Peanut butter, jelly, turkey.

Turkey. What's another popular sandwich? Are you asking? And roast beef. I don't know.

That's the question.

I would say a hamburger. That's not a sandwich. I would say a grilled cheese, and then I would say a club.

Okay.

Three more popular sandwiches in the US?

That's right. Here he comes.

I would say ham, some ham, ham and cheese.

Well, which is it? Ham or ham and cheese?

Yeah.

Let's commit.

Ham and cheese.

Okay. Ham and cheese.

I'll say ham and cheese. Okay. We'll say it. I will say peanut butter and jelly, and I will say egg salad.

Okay, wow. This is a tough one, you guys. I would have guessed peanut butter and jelly would have been top number one. It doesn't even crack the top three.

That's I didn't guess it.

Okay, good. Well, Jason, you got one, I know, which is grilled cheese. Grill cheese, grilled chicken sandwich, surprising, and turkey sandwich. So, Sean, you got one as well. Okay. No burger, no PB&J.

I wonder if they're not qualifying burger as a sandwich.

I wonder the same. That's a big debate. Yeah, it is a big debate.

They're not. I mean, this isn't the 1940s where you go, I'll have a hamburger sandwich.

I'll just have a hamburger sandwich and a cup of coffee.

I don't like that.

Put me through to Murray Hill 234.

Yeah, exactly. I don't like that.

Keep your sales receipt. Okay, let's jump on down the hole to sandwiches. Let's keep going with this. Wikipedia has a list devoted to American sandwiches. The only sandwich who's ingredients are a mystery on this list is the Diablo sandwich. Diablo sandwich. Here we go. You'll each have a chance to answer this multiple choice question. In what hit 1970s movie does someone order The Diablo Sandwich. A, Love Story, B, The Poseidian Adventure, or C, Smoky and the Bandit.

Well, I say Smoki and the Bandit.

Okay. Poseidian Adventure. Okay.

I'm just guessing the Diablo.

I was going to say Five Easy Pieces because there was that great scene where Jack Nicholson does the sandwich a bit.

Oh, yeah. I'm going to say Love Story just so we each take one.

I like that move. Sean, you got it.

Smoki and the Bandit. God, if Will had won that one, we would never hear the interview. He'd be the King Hole King.

That's what we're playing for, to be the King Whole. Whole King.

Whole King. What's your handle in high school, isn't it, Will?

Whole King. Whole King. Whole King. Sheriff Justice, played by Jackie Gleason, orders a Diabla sandwich. It's a very funny scene. I watched it last time.

When I get home, I'm going to hit your mama right in the mouth. That was it. You know what he said? Something like that. There's no way you could come from my loins. Who won, Darcy? Okay.

My little mouse will tell me the score in five seconds, and I'll get a little... You guys, Will is the winner with six points. Jason and Sean, you both had five. You were so goddamn close.

What does one get when they win or lose on the Wiki hole?

You're going to love this. You get a generous donation made in your name to Wikipedia. I I'm always looking at that.

Oh, that's good.

They're always looking. Which is great, right? Because they're always looking. Yeah, we need that. You're never actually saying yes. You're always Xing it out.

Now I can feel less guilty for just clicking through that.

Exactly. That's exactly right. Very good. Okay, guys. I have one more question for you. What is Henry Winkler's favorite sandwich?

The hoagie? I want to say a shark sandwich. That's what I want to say, but it's- I'm going to say...

You mean the jumping the shark sandwich?

Yeah, that's right.

I would say the hollowed-out bagel.

You think he'd hollow out a bagel? No, I don't want to put my opinion on it.

I've had it at his house with him before.

Yeah. All right. Okay. Well, to get the answer, we have a very special message from a very special guest.

Hi, Jason, Will and Sean. It's Henry Winkler with the answer to my favorite sandwich. There are two parts. The first is a tuna sandwich Sandwich with mayo, ketchup, and finely diced onions on Wonder Bread. Part two is the day after Thanksgiving sandwich, Wonder Bread again, See the Bridge? Mayo, turkey, fried stuffing, cranberry sauce out of the can, none of that berry crap, and then Wonder Bread. Hey, Doris, what is it like actually being a guest on the show? And then instead of just being a question, I had two of them at my dining room table, and the tall one, that third guy, I helped him get his Tony. You know what, Doris, you're on a new podcast, WikiHole, and I could bring one or both sandwiches if I were a guest on that podcast.

There you go. What a sweet podcast. How great is that? We love him.

I love him. I mean, if I could put him in a sandwich, I'd snack on him all day, every day.

He's so delicious. He's the nicest man in show business.

I've got an issue with his Wonderbread addiction, though. Darn it. I want him around for hundreds of years.

I know. What is it that? But it is delicious. It is delicious. Okay, quickly, I'm going to retrace the hole. We started with tuna Fish Sandwich, which led us to American Sandwiches, which then led us to Smoky and the Bandit, which led us to Henry Winkler, and right back to tuna Fish Sandwiches.

I mean, how about one of his sandwiches was tuna Fish Sandwich? I love that.

I know. He's a smart guy. The full episode, we go a little bit deeper into these wiki holes. It's super fun. You're going to love it. Play along with us. We can't wait. My three brothers, I'd love to have you on the full hole.

We would love it.

See you at the hole. See you at the hole.

See you at the hole.

So many times I've gotten that.

Now, listen, this is information we need to know. It premieres Monday, March fourth, wherever you get your new podcast, and new episodes are released every week, or you can hear it a week early on Amazon Music or the WNDY app starting Monday, February 26th.

Monday, February 26th, you say?

Monday, February 26th? Is that what you said?

Monday, February 26th, you say?

Oh, the 26th of February is when Wicked Hole is going to start.

Wicked Hole with Darcy Carton.

Is at the end of February, specifically on the 26th, I think. That's right. Is the early week on Amazon One Week. That's the early week.

For everybody on March fourth.

I love that.

Yeah, free wherever you get your podcast.

March fourth, wide.

Darcy, we love you. We can't wait for the new show. Thank you for being part of the family on Smartless Media.

You guys, I love you so much.

Thank you for doing this.

Thank you so much for having me. This is so fun.

Bye, guys. Bye.