Coming up. The Brady roast was unbelievable. Plus, more basketball next. We're also brought to you by the Ringer podcast network. If you missed part one of this podcast, Roselle and I talked about magic calves. We talked about Donovan Mitchell's future. We talked about Timberwolves, Denver and Anthony Edwards. What's going on with him? Could this be Minnesota's year? So that was on part one. This is going to be part two coming up later. Roselle and I talk about Knicks pacers and we talk about OKC in the Mavs and what we think is going to happen in round two. Then we brought on Van Lathan to talk about a bunch of, what do you do? Teams like the Suns, like Miami with Jimmy Butler, like the Lakers with LeBron James and the new coach. What do you do? Do you try to keep winning a title with LeBron? And that went into a whole Lakers, Kobe, LeBron. Like, we just went in a whole bunch of directions that. So it's really good. That's coming up in a second. But first, I wanted to talk about the Netflix roast of Tom Brady. That was just spectacular. I had a lot of thoughts.

I have some winners and losers. It's coming up first, our friends from Pearl Champ. All right, I'm taping the very top of the podcast here. It's a little past 08:00 Pacific time. I just watched the roast of Tom Brady, which I should have gone to all week. I was planning on going, had some stuff popping up and I was just like, you know what? I'll just, I'm driving to Englewood. I'll just stay here. I'll watch it. I really regret not going because the best way I can describe it for me and probably every other patriots fan who's watching it, it was like being at a wedding where people start going up and giving toasts, your family members and it's getting progressively crazier and crazier and you're like, oh, my God, I can't believe Uncle Bob said that about Aunt Janet. Oh, Jesus. Uncle Don's going up. And you just like, don't know what's going to happen next. And it's all these people that have been in your life, but it feels like all of a sudden there are no rules and there's a microphone. And that's what it was like. It went so much better than I ever expected.

I want to rip through it. I did a little winners and losers and the biggest winner was Netflix. Because Netflix over and over again figures out how to win. This is not a message paid for by Netflix. Just fantasy. Texted this to my little group today, and I couldn't agree more. They just play in the perfect night. Somehow there's no sports. It was the kind of, like, live cultural event that barely exists anymore unless you have sports or award shows. And it was just unpredictable. I thought I would be, like, popping in and out, not really watching, maybe even, like, leaving, coming back later. You didn't know what was going to happen next, which was the whole point of a live thing. But, you know, the bigger thing is comedy and roast, and there hadn't been a roast in a while. Roast felt like they had kind of died by the mid 2010s. They were just getting, like, super, super, super vicious and not as fun and playful and weird and unpredictable as they used to be 20 years ago, partly because on the Comedy central ones, they were taped. So the live element, I thought, really, really helped.

But they had big stars. It was funny, and there was really, really, really no limits. And you could feel that immediately when people started, when Kevin Hart was making jokes about Brady's ex wife and the jujitsu instructor. I can't say jiu jitsu instructor. There we go. And that was, I don't know, maybe five, six minutes in, and I was watching. I'm like, oh, my God. He brought up the jiu jitsu instructor. I can't believe it. Brady must be dying by the hour. Mark, that was, like, not even one of the five worst things that anybody said. Uh, it just kept getting crazier and crazier. There are Aaron Hernandez jokes. They were totally inappropriate jokes. Uh, it was so inappropriate that everything became appropriate after a while. I don't know what the. What the line would have been, and that's what a roast should be. The whole point of a roast is cross the lines. Everybody's here. Everyone's on the same team. We're just going to say the meanest, funniest things possible, and it's okay. And they brought that back. So kudos to Netflix. Kudos to Kevin Hart, jeff ross, and everybody who put this together.

A little bit of a winners and losers. So winner Bill Belichick, who, again, I've talked about this before in a podcast, but is somebody that people don't realize is kind of funny. And the whole time was, like, doing a. Doing that press conference shtick, but there was actually a little more there. He came out. His. His speech was or not his speech. His roast was, I thought, good. I mean, considering what. What you would have expected. He had a. He came out and he said, the roast to Tom Brady, not to be confused with the ten part roast. Bill Belichick on the Apple tv series. Unbelievable. Great job by him. My favorite part of it, there are two, two favorite parts. The one is the only player, ex player patriot, that he picked on was Danny Amendola. And he went after him hard, and it would seem pointed, and it kind of seemed out of nowhere. But if you follow the patriots, like, amendola was very critical of Belichick and the Apple series, and just in general has been kind of a dick about Belichick. So Belichick's like, this is great. I'm going to take shots at him and some of his lack of production.

I love that. The other thing was, it got a little tiny bit emotional at the end when he was, when he was having the moment with Brady. And, you know, there's just so much respect, and especially when you're watching stuff from afar and the guys are taking maybe tiny shots at each other. People were writing these long written reports about how they don't get along, and it was like, and you could tell, like, whatever. They lasted all that time together, and there's still some mutual respect. And I thought it was cool. I'm not saying I was sitting there on the couch sobbing, but it was cool to see another winner and also might have been a loser at the same time. Jeffrey Ross, my friend who made a craft massage joke, they show craft, and it's like, oh, no, he's going to do it. And then he does it, and Brady goes up and says, like, basically, like, yells at him, like, don't do that. Don't do that shit again, or whatever went viral, obviously. I'm like, 70% sure Brady was mad about the Kraft joke, and 30% I feel like Jeff was like, if Kraft's here, somebody's got to make massage jokes, so why don't.

I'll do it. Then you come up to the podium and pretend you're mad at me. But it was, it was great for Jeff. I mean, the two best pop culture things for Jeff are this, and when he, when Sal pranked him and he actually got voted off a dance with the stars, he's getting a total mileage out of this. He'll. Jeff will give 230 interviews about how Tom Brady's not really mad at him and they really get along. I'm a little suspicious. Drew Bledsoe was a winner. Great sense of humor to go up there. I liked his roast. I thought, I thought he had some good ones. But, you know, you go to this thing and one of the reasons that some people don't want to do them is if you're on the dais, even if you're just sitting there, you become a target. But I. One of the things I love about Bledsoe is he's totally at peace with how this whole thing played out, it seems. And he makes the self deprecating jokes about it and how, you know, now he didn't turn into alcoholic, but he does own a winery. I just thought he was a big winner.

The big loser. And I'll go back to some of the winners, but Kim Kardashian, unbelievable. Like, I. My wife is flying from Boston right now, and it was the only time I text her, I was like, Kim Kardashian just got legit booed at the top. Brady Rose, is this a thing that happened? Yeah, it was the thing that happened, and to the point that people on the dais felt uncomfortable and started applauding to try to shift the crowd away from it. But, man, going against Taylor Swift, just a lot of repercussions. But people did not want to see her. That was. I've never seen that at a roast before. Another loser was Foxborough High, which just repeated jokes because that was the legendary belichick thing about how, uh, yeah, even the fucking guy at Foxboro High would know how to do that. So, uh, a loser, but also a winner, because when was the last time somebody was talking about Foxborough High? Gronk and Edelman were both winners. I thought their roasts were funny. I mean, one of the reasons I thought this roast was going to be bad was that Gronk and Edelman would be two of the people doing roast, but they did a great job.

Edelman had some. Some killer one liners. These are my favorites. I wrote that three, in case you didn't know. Alex Carrera is the snake oil salesman who turned Tom Brady into a fucking weirdo. Unbelievable. And every time they cut to Alex Guerrero, loser, by the way, every time they cut to him, he's like, oh, this is so funny. You knew he was dying inside. Edelman said, so many legendary patriots tonight. I figured the next time I see you all would be at crafts funeral. Wow. And then. And then he said to Brady, starts busting Brady's balls. He's like, who's laughing? Not you, because your face can't move. You have no sense of humor. I thought that was great. And the other great thing about Gronk and Gronk was, you know, obviously insane. But anyone who knows the patriots knows that he was going to be insane. And it felt like he was going off the rails when he did his. To the point that Kevin Hart even mentioned after, it was like, wow, I didn't know where that was going. Gronk and Edelman, every time they cut to them, I love their reactions. Cause Edelman had that, like, that kind of open mouth laugh, like, and then Gronk, Gronk, just his different reactions.

Cause he was probably the biggest butt of the jokes tonight. He just was really good. But part of the key of the roast are the people in the day as how they're selling the jokes when they're about them. And if you watch, like, Jeff Ross, Nikki Glazer, people like that, they know how to, like, really overlap and sell it. Gronk, Edelman, those guys weren't doing that, but they were doing a fun version of it that I liked. Um, Kevin Hart, I thought was a really good host. I think Jamie Foxx, during the, um, during the Emmett Smith roast is the best hosted performance I've ever seen. But, uh, Kevin Hart was good too. Cause you gotta, you have to have your material at the top, but then you also have to play with, um, what's happening over the course of the night, maybe react a little to, to some of the roastings. I thought he did a good job. Nikki glaser was fantastic and probably did the best start to finish thing. I thought her favorite one, the best one, was, how did you lose 30 million in crypto? Even Gronk was like, you know, that not real money, that fucking slade.

People love that one. I was thinking, for a couple of losers, I mentioned Alex Guerrero, the apple doc. I mean, poor apple spends all that money in the patriots thing, which I guess people watch. Then Netflix comes with this. Tom Brady Rose flies a bunch of celebrities in and gets way more interesting patriot stuff in 3 hours on a live show than that documentary did. Aaron Hernandez a loser yet again, the butt of a lot of jokes. The butt of a lot of inappropriate jokes. Pete. Once one person went after Hernandez, it just kept going. Dana White, I felt like was a borderline loser. Um, I don't know why they had him roast for a minute, but I probably wouldn't have done that. And then a lot of the jokes about him were pretty pointed about him exploiting MMA fighters, but I can't imagine, like, I wonder if he would do that over again. Randy Moss's outfit, definitely a loser. I was glad people made movie usher jokes about it. Uh, for some winners, Eli Manning, I thought was a huge win. For him. He was kind of the go to. He's the one guy who beat you.

And then Brady finally acknowledged it. Did jiu jitsu instructor, big win for him tonight. I don't know if he was watching, but I'm sure he loved it. Roasts in general. Big winner. Cause I feel like roasts now have to come back. There's no way this wasn't a massive success for Netflix. Twitter means way less than it used to be. Mean. But this was number one trending. I was. So many people were texting me, are you there? Oh, my God. This is unbelievable. So big win for them. Losers. Brady's marriage, tough one. I was wondering, like, did the. Did the kids watch this? Did his ex wife watch this? There's. Oof. The one thing I thought the two things that made him super uncomfortable were when Jeff made the Bobcraft massage joke. And then a couple of times, people played the Bridget Moynihan card, and that was the one that he was just dying, just absolutely dying. And you could google some of the reasons for that. But I was. I was surprised that people went there. The only thing that nobody made a joke about was his hair. And it made me wonder, like, did they tell people the hair is off limits?

It seemed like it was the one thing that was off limits. I thought for sure at least one person would be like, how the fuck do you have more hair now than you had 20 years ago? But nobody did. So that was interesting. Although Edelman did make plastic surgery stuff. And then the big moment. Kevin Harcourt, Kraft and Belichick to do a shot together, and I wouldn't have believed it if I didn't watch it with my own eyes. And he was trying to get it going. And I'm like, there's no way this will fucking happen. Because Belichick hates craft. I mean, that, you know, all the reasons why. And Kraft, he mentions it. All sudden, Kraft's wandering up to the stage, and he's grabbing a glass. Now Belichick has to go, and Belichick goes up, and it just could not have been icir. Belichick's body language. You get, you know, those body language experts that. I mean, I'm a body language expert for basketball, but those body language experts that they. They have, like, the TikTok accounts, like, somebody analyzing Belichick's body language as he, like, acknowledged Kraft did the shot, but, like, kind of turned away from him at the same time.

Time. And then Kraft had to do his bullshit. I always said, the greatest football coach of all time and Belichick's like, yeah, whatever. Fuck you, dude. I just love the Belichick energy of this whole thing. I thought this was such a, such an absolute win for, for Belichick and, and a lot of these people like Edelman Gronk. I'm glad people finally got to see how absolutely insane gronk is. A couple other jokes. I really liked Kevin Hart saying, tom Brady's been fucking so much that his dick has cte. That killed me. Sam Jay, who was good, had that you took out illegal PPE loans, didn't raise your kids. You left the Patriots because you were too black for Boston. That. That killed. That was, I thought, one of the biggest laughs of the night. Andrew Schultz said, bill Belichick has secretly filmed more guys than the other team than did. He got the biggest whoa. Noise from the crowd. And then, you know, the last winner was Brady, who I still don't really fully understand why he did it, but he came out at the end. It seemed like maybe he was a tiny bit imbibed.

I'm not sure. But he said, he said about Kim Kardashian, she's terrified to be here, not because of this, but because her kids are home alone with dad. He said, I want to buy a piece of the raiders. I'm tired of owning the Colts and the bills. Oof. That one cut deep. The colts are Broncos that don't fuck. And then he said, my favorite ring. It's not the next one. It's the one that caught Bill Belichick slinking out of that poor girl's house at 06:00 a.m. Holy shit. He was bringing it. I mean, my son only saw the Brady part, and he was like, does Brady realize they're televising? It's like nobody's ever seen this side of Brady. Everybody had heard it exists, and he finally decided to show it. I thought it was interesting that he left this going. I missed the love of my life pause football, which was the perfect way to go out. But I thought it was a really cool night. Hopefully roasts are back. Hopefully Netflix will keep doing these. And as a Patriots fan, I think this was the thing in a lot of ways, that gave this whole era closure.

Having those three on stage, having the Belichick craft awkwardness, having the Belichick and Brady, obviously, there's some deep affection there, having a lot of the legends up there, and it was a really cool night. I had a good time, everybody, 3 hours with the rest of Tom Brady. All right, we are going to take a break and come back with Rosyll and I talking about the second round Knicks Pacers and OKC Mavs. And then we're going to bring in Van Lathan and talk about a whole bunch of stuff. Sorry for the gigantic part too, but I couldn't resist doing the Brady thing. Back in a second. All right, we're taping this part of the podcast. 220 now Sunday afternoon, all the basketball is done. We're going to look forward some fun series. New York Indiana and OKC Dallas. I've already gotten arguments with people in my life about. Let's start with OKC Dallas storyline you're most excited for from the series.

Just a continuation of like the rebirth of Kyrie.

That's what he had too.

Are you serious?

Yeah. Because I will go. I just given up on him. That's it. I don't really have anything fancy to say. I'd given up on him as a basketball player. I was going to enjoy watching and watching him resuscitate his career and become this beloved team guy and then also tap into all the offensive stuff that we always loved watching. And just seeing somebody put this together after I had given up on it is pretty intriguing. Yeah.

Cause I don't think I would have without the Kyrie element. I don't know that I would have given Dallas a shot. Cause the same stuff we talked about in part one. But like, what if this is real with Minnesota? You know, but I'm really gonna pick against Denver and then I do the same stuff with OKC. I'm like, wait, what if. What if, like these, they never. They never slow it out offensively. Like they always have a way to attack you. They have a great go to guy to close in SGA. But all the other pieces fit. And if two of those pieces don't fit, they have two other pieces they can bring. But then of course it'd be a Chet size thing that you're going to worry about there a little bit. But against Dallas, I think that's the like, Dallas can't exploit the thing that you would think. Ok, OKC could be exploited with and it's going to be door on Luca.

They have guys to throw at Luca, which I like, and they have guys to annoy Kyrie. Yeah. I don't think you're going to stop him if he's playing this well. But they can make him work. They can frustrate glucose, still have his 30.

It's just. How easy is it? So dork is probably one of the guys best position to at least just make Luca have to work over the course of a seven game series. But the Kyrie part of this, the way they closed out the Clippers, we were both at that game, and it just felt like with a few minutes to go in the first half, Dallas figured him out. And the Kliba thing's huge, you know, him being reevaluated here in three weeks. So Dallas would have to get through this for him to be a factor at all. I just love the option. I mean, he was so big in game five for them there, and then watching game six, it was like, now we've got you figured out. It doesn't matter. You know, even though you have some size stuff that you go to and your big guns can't really be trusted, we don't need to do another hardened segment. So Dallas is really, really impressive when it's, when it's Kyrie and Luca, because you can make an argument that's the best one two scoring punch in the playoffs.

I said to Mahoney on Thursday night, we did a pod, and I rarely do this anymore on pods because it's so easy for people to screenshot it and then throw the video back in your face if you were wrong. But I felt the same way you did at game five. I was like, they figured them out. The series is over. I just don't think the only road back for the Quippers to win a game six would be a Miami game 223 threes type situation. I just think Dallas completely understands how to beat them now and they're a better team. And then they went out and it was tied game at halftime and they poured it on. Who do you think I'm picking in this series? The line is okc -120 for the series. Knowing me, we spent a lot of time talking basketball over the years. Who do you think I have in this series?

Well, there's not the value playing the bet, so I don't think the line has anything to do with it because it's so close. But I think you're going to go with Dallas.

Interesting. That's what I thought, too, but I really like OKC, and I actually think the line is disrespectful to them with, with Kliba being out. I can't believe this is basically a pickup series. You look at the best lineups Dallas had in that Clipper series. Cleveland's in the top four. He's in their four best lineups, and he's the one guy who allows. I thought they stumbled into something really interesting as that series went along where they didn't play either Gafford or lively and they went a little smaller and they just tried to cheat with it and get spacing and offense and it was pretty unstoppable. And now they lost that and I don't know who else can be the space small ball guy. Cause that was a fun to watch. Yeah, I, you know, I was. You were way higher on that trade than I was. I really have grown to like PJ. Cause I think he knows exactly who he is and what they want from him and he's fine with it. And I think he's like, he grew up loving the Mavs and he's happy to be there and he's happy to be part of it.

He's happy to be in the playoffs. And I liked how hard he was playing that Quipper series, but with Kliba, I thought, I thought that's a lineup they would have needed against OKC, you know? Cause OKC is going to. They're going to spread them out. They're going to try to bring those centers away from the basket and then just try to attack the pain and I don't know, I just. I like this matchup for OKC. I like, it's a little similar to Denver, Minnesota, where I like all the options they have to throw at the two Dallas scores to at least make them work and slow them down. And then on the other end, I think they're going to be able to get the shots they want. So I'm picking, ok, see if there's.

A lesson that I've always felt like I've been taught watching this game and a preference that I have. I just don't like ball stoppers. I don't like offensive players, that their primary thing is I'm going to stop the ball and then I'm going to do my thing, which is probably where some of the criticisms come in from Boston despite the absurd numbers and we expect them to dominate against Miami. And I still would be shocked if they don't get out of the east. But when I think about the Clippers, it's ball stoppers. Now, the ball stopping worked with Harden hitting every one of those floaters in the fourth quarter against the smaller lineup. So you wondered, okay, would their adjustment be there? Well, it didn't really matter because then it's not that big of a deal. And when I think about the perimeter defense for Dallas, although I think Kyrie's been better and he's definitely pushing that, he's talked about like defense three different times here.

Well, you saw Luke five. He was actually really trying hard on defense. I was impressed. Right.

But then there's going to be other times, too. If he's up against a Jalen Williams or an SGA or a door, like, it's. Your effort can be there. But the size mismatch, I mean, with Luca, it's probably the best you could hope for, is average. I think Derek Jones pretty good defensively. You know, if Josh Green, like Josh Green is one of these guys, like, you just throw him out there for six minutes and see what happens. And I think we've been complimentary. Him and his energy and the way he plays. You just wish the shot were more consistent. But when I thought about the series, I just went, I don't know. Like, I just. I feel like OKC is the non ball stopping stuff, even if SGA can get a little ISO ish, but it still works so well.

Pace, right? They move the thing. And Dallas, when they flipped that clip series, partly because they were playing with pace and they started pushing it, even though Luca doesn't seem 100%, OKC is going to love that. Oh, you guys want to do that? Great. That sounds awesome. And they have a lot of dudes to. We've seen Kyrie, the right kind of teams frustrate him as the series goes along by just making them constantly work, work, work, banging them up, being physical, changing the, the guards on him. I thought that's what the Celtics did in 22 against them when he had that really good first nets game. And by game four, it felt like he didn't want to really be in the series as much anymore. I think OKC can do that. I think their home court is super valuable. Their crowd is just loud and annoying, and it's just constant noise for two and a half hours. And the SGA piece, this is a great stage for him, right? Cause I don't think people consider him on the level of Luka and Jokic and some of these other dudes, even though I know the MVP voting went a certain way.

But ultimately, Tim versus Luca, I think most people are going to be like, oh, Lucas, better than Shea. He should win that matchup. And I don't think. I don't think SJ has flexed his muscles on the big stage like this yet. And I'm a believer. So I think, okay, see wins.

I mean, SgA's shooting numbers against them were fine from the floor, but he actually just didn't take a lot of shots in the four games. They played against him. You know, the free throw numbers are eight a game, but only 14 shot attempt from SGA or even Jalen Williams in this one. But I want to get back to the Kyrie things you said about him being frustrated. Think of it this way, if you're having a bad day and then something else bad happens, you're going to react an entirely different way.

Right?

If you've already had a bad day, you've had bad news at work, bad news at home, and then you get a parking ticket, you're probably just going to lose your shit in a way that you shouldn't. You're like, all right, you know what? I'm the one that didn't pay the meter. It's $50. Just make sure I just pay this online before I find out about it in a letter a year from now when I'm doing my registration. Right, but like, when you're talking to right now. No, I'm actually talking to like 0304 myself.

Okay.

Like, hey, you know why you get a ticket? Cause you shouldn't have parked there, that's why. It's just about you. That's it. The world's not out to get you. Even though I think some of the Boston ticketing practices were a little bullshit back in the day.

But the point is blizzards. Jesus.

Well, that's the thing. Is the snow game there? If you live on Ave, you live one of these things. You're like, why don't I just mail you $200 a month?

Yeah.

As some sort of membership into not getting the tickets. You're going to find a way to get. All right, ran over, but it was bullshit. But if you're Kyrie, and it felt like, you know, if we're to. If we're to just buy into his, his pure basketball happiness again. Right. He's basketball happy for the first time in eight years. Because clearly 17, he wants out. And we've already done the timeline.

Yeah, we've done.

You point it. Right, right. And this isn't even a negative thing about Kyrie. It's simply like if everything was always kind of a hassle and he was unhappy about every single step like this, this might be the realest version because, like, he's not having the bad days leading up to the game. So when things get tough, he's not as likely to get as frustrated as he did in all of those playoff moments. Yeah. So, you know, it's going to get really hard because OKC is awesome and there's going to be, look look at the first half that he had against game six. You're like, whoa, what's going on here? And then just eats everybody. He had two plays, and I know everybody's seen the clip of the bench losing as he hits that shot at the baseline. There was one before that where coffee looked like he was holding him like a cardboard box, and you couldn't even see Kyrie anymore. He was just missing behind the body of coffee. And he still gets out of it, finds a way, breaks everybody down and scores. So he feels like because he's finally settled somewhat here in a settling version of his story that I didn't know we'd ever see again, that I don't know that he's as likely to just check out the way he's checked out on some of these other.

I'm not talking about the points, talking about the thing you're pointing to. It's consistency.

Yeah. Consistency. Demeanor. You know, there's been guys in the past who were super talented, and for whatever reason, it took them a while to. To get their sea legs back. Like, I always think of Rashid in zero four, where he gotten to the point where his. His value, compared to how talented he was, was $0.30 in the dollar. And I think all of us, like, this guy's too crazy. During 841 technicals in a season. You know, Portland was ready to drive in the airport by the time it was over. And then he found that Pistons team, and for whatever reason, it fell into place for him for a couple of years there, and. And all of a sudden, all the rasheed stuff, that was the self sabotage stuff stopped happening as much, and he won a title with them. So I think that's your best case scenario for this Kyrie thing. But I do feel like he's older, and it just seems like he's at a different point. And I think they really, like, shower him with love and friendship and attention and camaraderie and just believe in him. Like, him and Luca, maybe. Maybe he needs to play with somebody who's great to not have the stuff.

Now, you said, well, why didn't. Wasn't that the case with Durant? I don't know what the fuck happened in Brooklyn. Nobody does. But for whatever reason, with Luca, there's a mutual respect with those guys and a lack of ego. That works. Yeah.

And he talked about it, too. Like, hey, as I'm a little bit older, and I think he kind of relishes, like, hey, I've been around the block. You know, we were like, cody just overnight was all of a sudden like, yeah.

He was like, yeah, yeah, great old man of the league.

Like, wait, which is like twelve months ago was totally.

But, yeah, I think ten minutes ago, you were stink eyeing pal gasol for an hour.

The Rasheed one's interesting because, you know, I had a real hard time with Rasheed during that because I was like, you're just deciding to get technical every night. Like, you just want all of these technicals. And the second you were with the pistons, it was done. So it proved Rashid was actually a little bit more predictable. It was like once you just left a situation you didn't want to be in, you were a completely different guy. And I think that journey for Kyrie took a little bit more time because, you know, we're only a year removed from the end of last year. We were like, what do you do? And then everybody being scared about how much money you would have to give Kyrie. But all the quotes are for a guy that's got a few that made you go, what the fuck are you talking about? The quotes are not. They don't feel like platitudes. It feels like this really, like, yeah, I'm with you.

We totally agree. It's same thing. Like, when the Minnesota guys talk about Anthony Edwards and, like, hearing Conley talking about him a couple of days ago, and it's just like, man, this guy's all in on Edwards. Like, this doesn't feel like performative media shit. He's my story about. Yeah, I know Edwards. He's the young MJ I'm playing with. Young MJ.

There is nothing that Ant has ever said or anyone has ever said about him in the short time he's been in the league where I feel like it's just for show. Like, there's other stars in the league who I may even like, but I'm like, you're saying this because this is the right thing to say or whatever. Yeah. And it's like, you know what? I still even like you. I might even defend you a little bit, but this feels a little. With Ant, there's none of that. And I'd say through this last stretch with Kyrie, like, ever since that hook shot against Denver, you know, I'm sure there was still more of it locally prior to that, but it just changes. It just changes everything you think is possible about what could happen to the west.

I just don't think their team's good enough to beat OKC. And I made a real mistake under rating OKC in the last round, I'm not doing it again. They play really well together. They're deep. They have a guy who just feels like he can get 35 in every game. Jalen Williams is kind of the leap guy. The second round, I think if you're looking at the eight teams left, he's the guy that we might be talking about a little differently two weeks from now. And I just feel like. I think OKC gets by them because partly Dallas is a little overvalued because that Clippers team, they beat them and they look good as the series went along. But I think that Clippers team is a mess. I mean, as soon as the season ended there, some of the unhappy stuff that started floating out of there, you know, some of the Ty lose stuff, it's like, oh, we can't lose Ty, Lou. It's like, you can't. Was Ty, was Tyler like incredible this season? Cause that team was kind of all over the map. Paul George is up and down. Gotta resign him. I guess you do.

Cause you're opening. Everyone's like, you're opening the new arena. So you're going to open a new arena with a $250 million payroll of guys who just got bounced in round one. And we don't know if they're going to play. Um, I think that was a nice round one opponent is my point. You get this kawhi situation that's just up and down for four games. They finally shelve them. They couldn't really hurt them inside in the same way. And they did what they were supposed to do and win. What do you think about Indiana, New York? I like this new game. Who do you think I'm picking in that series?

New York?

I think Indiana can beat them. I think the bet. I don't. I wouldn't bet on this series for either team. Cause I don't like the odds. Cause New York is favored. They're -265 which I think is too high. And if I had to do a bet, if I had to bet one thing, and I may have already bet this, pacers and six is six to one on Fanduel, they're not winning game seven in MSG. I just don't see it. And they're not winning in five because they'll play two shitty games. But I think if they win this series, it has to be they win game six. Here's my fear with the Knicks. They don't have enough guys. Like at some point just playing six and a half guys for eight weeks and putting that kind of load on Brunson night after night after night. Then with the way the Pacers play, how fast they're going to try to play and speed them up. Plus, you have the Rick Carlisle piece. I think it's a really dangerous series. And I just think people are penciling the Knicks into round three because the Pacers aren't going to, they're not going to make the conference finals, and people are just putting the Knicks in there already.

I think it's a closer series than that.

All right, so you picking the Pacers?

I'd either pick, I have two picks, knicks and seven, or Pacers in six. Oh, okay.

So you're, you've really made up your mind, I think.

How about this? My pick is this game goes at least, this series goes at least six games, and I think either team can win. And at gunpoint, I would take the Knicks in seven. But I also think pacers and six is a great bet. It's a really hard one to figure out.

Okay, but you're talking about that because the payout, and I think you're smart to look for that. Like, hey, where's the good value payout here for something that's somewhat probable? And, yeah, when I think about the Knicks, it's like, okay, is it six? Is it seven guys? The thing is, I like all of their guys. I like all of their guys. Okay? Miles McBride, to come into these games as late as he does, and as soon as he gets it, like, there's not a player like Miles McBride who looks like he's done nothing. And I'm okay with him taking maybe the biggest shot in the game at that time, and he has no fear whatsoever. The heart rebounding stuff is absurd. Okay? Now, I don't know if he felt like he was getting burned on that a little bit. When Batum and healed, especially heald, started hitting all the shots in game six, you're like, hey, wait, now I have to actually defend these guys, and I can't just lurk and grab all these ends off, uh, all these extra offensive boards. The Brunson thing is totally real. Like, he's so good, but I would never go, all right, well, give me the team where you never know who the second offensive option is going to be any other night.

And it's a small guard taking 30 shots a night. I'll pick them. Like, give me them. But I fell in love with them during this Philly series. I fell in love with their toughness. And I think the Pacers defense, even though I really like the team, whether it's the Siokham stuff, whether it's Halliburton, you know, having some glimpses again, even though the shooting numbers aren't where you want them to be, the ball seems to end up in the hands of guys, sometimes a little bit more than I want to. Like, I feel like Nemhart ends up with the ball a lot, too. And, you know, Turner can stretch the defense a ton, although I think his defense has declined. I just think the Pacers defense is so bad. You're in every single game. Like, you could be down 1518 to him. You're like, just keep playing. Just keep playing hard. So this is a toughness pick for me. Although I would agree with your concerns about the limitations of the Knicks.

And, you know, the reason that I think ultimately I'm going to make a pick, just because I don't want to be a wuss.

I know what you were doing, but.

I'm going to take the Knicks begrudgingly. I think the odds are too high. But the reason is, I think the Pacers, if they're just going to play two weeks of basketball against one team, they're going to have two shit games out of the seven, right? They just are. They're going to suck in two of the games. I don't know which two of the first five they're going to suck in, but they're going to suck in two of them. So now they have to win basically four of the next five, including a game seven in New York, or they'd have to sweep all four of the games where they play well. And I just think the Knicks have less margin for error. My favorite bet on Fando actually is Indiana. Plus one and a half games for the series is basically even. It's plus one. Oh six. Cause I think this series will go six or seven at the Knicks. They just don't have.

I like this. Yeah, I like that.

I just think this is a long series. And also, like, I hate to say it, but who does the league want to win this series? I mean, let's be honest.

Pacers Bertha basketball. Indiana french lick hoosiers.

The league would.

Caitlin Clark's Nick Celtics.

It's going to be, I don't know, just rattle. Can be hard for. Hard for indy to get calls in. A couple of these games would be my guess. Okay. I think it's gonna be a good.

Thing if the Pacers win this series. Can you ever suggest that again? Because it just happened in game six and no one ever keeps track of the outcome. That doesn't back the conspiracy theory fucking ever. And so, yeah, I'm a little turned on right now. But when Scott Foster, what was the game six? When Foster is assigned to game six, New York, Philly. And everybody's like, oh, classic. Like, of course this one has to go back to New York, whatever. Every time the Internet loses their mind about some assignment, some conspiracy, and then lays out this perfect example of like, yeah, they probably do want a game seven and they're going to want it this weekend and they're going to want it at MSG. They're going to want to extend this series. And that's why they signed the officials here. And then the game is over and the theory doesn't happen and the other teams eliminated. There is no extra game in the big market. Nobody ever, no one is fucking ever said, my bad.

Did you see all the MB calls that he got in game six?

I did.

Come on, we'll do our best example ever.

Okay, but, but if it's all fixed.

Then you can't, like, doesn't.

There'll be three calls within the last three minutes where you go, why would they call that one if they want the game seven?

The point is, I think it's just a spirit. Like Lakers Nuggets game five, the 27 to nine free throw advantage. When Mike Malone's like, Jokic played a great game. He was perfect from the line. He was zero for zero. The free throw line, I thought that was one of my favorites.

Watching Lakers fans lose their minds about not getting calls in that series, it's just like, hey, you know who's not allowed? It's the same thing as the Sixers.

Like, if you, you want to not allow ever.

I hate the Brunson call that he got the Trey young play. I hate that he got that call. I brought up Brunson foul hunting, although with his free throw rate, it's really not to the level of some of the other guys. But Brunson has a creative way about falling down. So it's really frustrating. If it's one of those nights where Brunson is going to get some of those calls. I hate that Brunson got that call at the end. You know who's not allowed to just edit up clips of questionable foul calls? Fucking Sixers fans.

Yeah, I would put them in the top three. We don't want to hear you referee bitching the on the Knicks quickly. Yes. If Brunson takes them to a conference finals, we're now allowed to start comparing him to the great Knicks of all time. I thought we were a little early, I think. I think I had a tweet about, man, this is like more than a whiff of Bernard in 1984, that kind of stuff. But people just get carried away with some of this. Oh, my God, is this the greatest thing? Like the perk thing? I'll never get over this. Different stakes for him in this series. Winning round one versus actually, like, dragging a team to the conference finals. That's just missing dudes, right? They're missing Randall. They're big trade deadline guy. They don't have anymore. Bug Donovich. Burks doesn't play. Tibbs is just going to play everybody, 45 to 48 minutes, I guess. And if they can still drag that to the conference finals, man, that puts them on. Now that. Now you're really in the conversation, I think. Because what Bernard did in game seven, like, in that 1984, Boston, just dragging that team to a game seven against that crazy Celtics team is harder than anything Brunson's done so far.

I'm just going to say that I'm just protective of Bernard. I'm protective of the old stuff. Like, I just. When people talk about the history of the game, I just. Just do like 2 seconds of research first, please.

Well, the shot attempts alone are going to make, but they're also huge shots. That was a serious. He was fucking incredible, but I'd rather not have one guy taking 30 shots a game. But it worked against Philadelphia. And it's probably, he's probably going to put up huge numbers against the Pacers. I mean, Nisma is going to try to start a fight with him. Nemhart's going to try to start a fight with him.

They're going to. Tj McConnell. People don't realize, I don't think the casual Knicks fans realize what's going to happen from, like, the amount of people they're going to hate on the pacers. They're going to fucking hate niece Smith. They're going to fucking hate his guts. Nismith.

It's, I respect that he's found, like, his lane, you know, I. Because I thought when he first came to the league, it's like, okay, look at the shooting profile. Like, this is a guy that's supposed to give you some spacing, athletic body, you know, big enough to defend and all this stuff. Now he is like a, he's like a dog that you bring over to somebody's house. Like, for the first time when he gets out of the court, you're like, whoa. You're like, hold on. Don't worry about it. Like, he'll mellow the counter. Yeah, like, why? What's going on? He's just friendly. Just pet him.

Just.

Just make sure you pat him.

And you're just like, this is frenetic injury energy.

And sometimes it's amazing, and then sometimes, look, maybe you need it for a team that doesn't play great defense. Like, I'm not. I'm not even critical of any of it when I see Nismith play. And this is actually more of a compliment. It's just that sometimes he plays, like, even faster than I think is possible. Like, he's so fast in what he's doing out there. And I'm not talking about, like, yeah, frenzy. Maybe the better word.

One bad matchup for this New York team is. Is Indiana. They do have multiple guards who just want to over and over again, attacking in the paint, attacking in the paint. And you could see that in the. In the last series with TJ as that series went along, and then he's just like, fuck it, I'm getting to the rim. Who's stopping me? And Milwaukee obviously wasn't going to stop them because none of their guards could guard anybody. But I do think that could be one way for them, like, a big TJ series. Just attacking, hunting. Brunson. Turner had some threes and then Siakam as the wild card because Yakuma, I thought, was really, really good in round one. And, you know, it'll come as it always does. It's who's going to be the best player in the series. I didn't even shoot it yet.

You know, he led them in scoring, but I think what you're saying was yacht, it's, hey, can you have a few moments to carry us and be the number one?

Can you have 39 in game two where it's like, we stole game two because you were awesome. I think that ship has sailed for Halliburton first ten weeks of the season. Halliburton. I don't know if that guy's coming back this year, but I, you know, he's figured out ways to impact the game, but he just, to me, looks like an all star, a fringe all star some nights, not all NBA. That guy, I don't think we're going to see again this season. He clearly has some sort of something that he's not 100%, and we'll probably find out afterwards what it is. Nick's pacers can't wait for the regime highlights. All right, we're going to take a break and come back with Van Lathan and now it's time for today's hard to handle segment presented by state farm. Life's big moments. Like buying a house can trigger big reactions. Like, I can't handle that. Dang. Or oh, come on. But we should say is like a good neighbor state farm is there. So we're going to talk about this weekend's biggest hard to handle moments, aka some on court occurrences that stirred up some strong reactions.

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Appreciate that.

And you, Priscilla, are both wearing cowboy hats. I am not wearing anything. What do you do? Can we get. I prepped you to do the Lakers, but can we, can we talk about some other teams? I feel like you can chip in because you follow the league. Miami and Jimmy Butler has turned into a what do they do for me? Where he turns 36 in September, 48.8 million this year, 52.4 million next year. His missed games dating backwards. 20 218 25 20 1723 and 2018. They have 145 million next year for five guys. And Jimmy Butler wants an extension on top of the money that they have coming. Van Lathan, what would you do if you're Miami? What do you do?

Blow it up.

Blow it up?

Yeah, to the degree that you can in terms of with Jimmy. And I'll tell you why. Jimmy Butler is a great plus player. I don't think that Jimmy Butler, he's good enough to do exactly what he's done, which is have your team in the mix and competitive for a very long time. If you give him the money, you're essentially seeding the opportunity to be competitive at the highest level for the foreseeable future because it's too much money for him. And then at the same time, he's not the type of player that even at this height, was ever the winning player in the championship formula. So I don't understand, if the barometer or the bar for Miami, for Heat culture is championships, why they would make that investment. You have bad mata bio. You have some other pieces there. It blow it up to the degree. Not totally blow it up to the degree that you let Jimmy find something else to do and you try to build with the core that can be competitive in an east that's like getting increasingly more competitive every day to me. So, you know, they've always really cared about winning there.

They've been good enough to be in the mix, but never really good enough to be a team that we thought, okay, well, Miami is going to win the championship this year. And the question is, if not now, when?

Rosalo, you're the biggest Jimmy Butler fan on this zoom. Yeah.

Butler's always been a really challenging one for me because he gets all the credit because he's never really a top five guy. And they play in two finals. Two finals. Nobody really picked them, I don't think. You know, I mean, sure, we could find some heat fans that were going to pick him, but I think most people would say they weren't going to win those finals and they didn't. And you're like, playoff Jimmy and all this stuff. I mean, just watching him talk shit while he's on the bench and then not playing and from like, the moment he talks shit in game, game three, boss. Now it's going by like 100 points, right? And you're just going, like, you get. You get to talk, then you're not even really out there. But, like, part of me really respects who you are and that you bring it, but then you miss a million games and you treat the regular season like it doesn't even matter. So they're supposed to max you back out here? And I tell you, Miami's probably grown sick of them, but he's their guy. So all those years of like, oh, maybe Giannis will end up there or maybe Mitchell will end up there, or maybe they'll be able to pull this deal.

Like, the only reason they even lucked into Butler, it was because Philadelphia made the mistake of sticking with Ben Simmons and moving on from Butler. Were Philadelphia, we might be talking about them and beat entirely differently if Butler was there during the entire time. So a lot of the default settings for these teams, like, I would agree with you, van, like, get aggressive, but get aggressive for what? Because there's nothing else asset wise that really makes a ton of sense. So they'll probably do what a lot of teams do, trade them or, excuse me, sign them to a contract they don't really like, and then if things aren't good in two years, they hope they can trade them to somebody else.

Yeah, but here's the thing. They don't have to do anything. So the risk of just being like, you know what? We, we'd love to see how this season plays out before we think about an extension for you. The risk would be that he takes that personally and starts doing some of the darker Jimmy Butler stuff that we've seen over the years, and that's where we'll see if the heat culture really exists. I just, this is where I've landed, watching these playoffs and watching these young guys and just say, we're going to talk about LeBron in a little bit. We're going to talk about Durant and the Suns, these guys, when they hit their mid thirties. I was saying on a pod the other day, like, james Harden was awesome in game four, right? And it's like, he looked great. He's that you become a once a week guy, right, when you're in your mid thirties, you can look great once in a week and okay in the second game and maybe bad in the third game, but you're not gonna be able to do it every night. Whereas, like, we watch Edwards, who's just young and full of energy and athleticism, and he can do it every single night.

Yokage is just built to, like, night out, even when he has, like, a shaky game. In game one, he's 27, 28 years old. His version of a bad game is like a 39 and nine. When you move into the mid thirties with these guys regular season harder to sustain a really good team. Right? We saw this with the Celtics, with KG and Pearson. Those guys, 20 1011 2012. Remember they went like 25 and 25 over the last 50 games. It's just the older legs. It gets harder. So Miami's good. You're a seven seed, you're a six seed, you're an eight seed. And then you just have to hope for this miraculous switch turn when it gets to April van which we saw in the bubble and which we saw last year. But maybe last year was just a fluke because Giannis got hurt and then Butler had these crazy games. I don't know if you can bank on that ever happening again.

Yeah, I think that gun is out of bullets. That's the thing, right? I think that that gun is out of bullets.

Wait, Drake's gun or Miami's gun?

Wow. Wow. Bill.

What?

Hip hop Simmons already?

Ok, team Kendrick right here.

Wow. That's gonna change the whole beef. Drake's up now. But look, I think that gun is out of bullets. I think that gun is out of bullets. I think they have such a belief in their culture, such a belief in their scheme, such a belief in what it is that they do that. I think they believe we can limp into the playoffs and then we can be hyper competitive throughout these playoffs. And Jimmy Butler embodies that to such a degree. He embodies that. I'm not gonna be pushed around the I have these types of games where you look at him and you go, oh, my God, guy. One of the five best players in the league and if we can get that out of him for a two week stretch, can we beat everyone? Yeah, I get it. They've overachieved. The question is like, once again, like I said, what's the Bar? If the bars for them to be a team that is going to be a championship level team, they're not going to be able to do it with this roster and they're not going to be able to do it giving him that much money.

There's not a supplemental player that they could bring in or they're going to bring in another guy. They're going to Phoenix Suns it out. Like that didn't work over there. I don't think it's going to work in Miami either.

Rosillo, let's say we're all GM's. You're working for Ishba, you're the sun's GM. Van is the Lakers GM and I'm Pat Riley. And we're all on the phone just kind of like, hey, just for fun, Butler, LeBron, sign and trade Durant three way. Let's just talk it out for shits and giggles. What does it look like?

I'm running the most value.

I've already hung up.

Phoenix, you're at. You don't want any part of either guy. Oh.

I mean, I know nobody likes to rant this week, and everybody looks at the Phoenix roster, which certainly has its challenges. Do you think I want to bring on LeBron circus?

No, I would want Butler. If I'm the sunset you would trade.

So you would trade Durant for Butler right now.

I would not. I'm saying we're on the phone for shits and giggles. Durant has the most value. So whoever is is trading for Duran is throwing extra stuff in there. But I'm just saying, as the premise of those three guys, it would be LeBron going to Miami would be part of this, right? Which I don't think Pat Riley would ever. I think Pat Riley's out and would never. I think he's just would cut LeBron off and never want him back. But I was just trying to think of the, like, it's three teams that kind of need to shake something up, and it's all players who have had real success this decade, who probably all need a change of scenery. But I think you're right. I think it's Phoenix. Priscilla's making a face I just don't like.

Butler will be 35 next year.

37.

Played, played, played a ton. Really?

I thought he turned. No, he's 35 now.

Um, no, he turns 35 in September.

35. Okay.

All right, all right. Butler's not an easy hang, but when he's your only option. Yeah, you make it work. I don't know if Durant's a blast all the time, and LeBron, with whatever circus ed is towards the end, is like, it's going to have its own challenges. So I would just be like, I'll just stay in the Durant business.

So what does a butler trade look like? So the other option would be Philadelphia, where you're trading Butler into their cap space.

Right?

For what, though?

Yeah, you're just getting, like a giant trade exception and picks, and it's one of those weird heat things where it's like they're going to trade Jimmy Butler to the Sixers and then somehow get Paul George, and you're like, what? And then all of a sudden, Paul George is on the Miami heat. It's one of those. Cause that's what happened in 2019 when they got Butler. It's like, yeah, Jimmy Butler wants to play in Philly. They were like, well, cool. They don't have cap space. And then they're like, yeah, we've just traded Hassan Whiteside to Portland, and now we have cap space and we have Jimmy Butler. So I don't rule them out for weird shit like that.

They've only bottomed out twice in the last, like 20 years.

Miami. Yeah, and they were brief, bottoms.

Very brief.

That's Kendrick's next. This track, brief bombs to be playing the club on Tuesday night.

They just, they don't really, you know, they had the 25 win season before Wade, and then they had the 15 win season, and that's when they missed out on Derrick Rose.

There was some mid 20 ten's drag. It shows era stuff where they kind of both. Yeah, but still not relevant, but also doing better than we expected.

They were making the playoffs almost every year, but I don't know if they can reset it enough and then I don't know about the rest of it. Like, I like Hawkez. I think Yovich is going to be really good. I can't wait to see Miami media stuff. Well, bam, to me, is like an untouchable because nobody would.

He's the guy. He's the lynchpin, the anchor of the whole program right now.

Yeah, but you still need a one. Bam's never going to be your one as an offensive player, even though we all love him. But I think the hero awakening happened in this playoff series where he's probably best suited as a six man. I don't want to hear from another sideline reporter talking about his fucking legacy. I did this random touch on my pod this past week, like, you're a really nice offensive player. Probably even better something than sometimes you even realize, like, his shot creation on stuff. He is so bad defensively. He's so bad defensively to think that he's the main piece going back to another team, and they're like, cool. Now heroes are starting point guard. You've immediately limited who you are in the midst.

He'd be Jamal Crawford, but he has.

Main piece confidence, though. I think he has a different mentality than Jamal Crawford or even Lou will or any of those guys who knew that they were professional scorers and just came in to heated up after a while. They accepted those roles to a degree to where they almost. They carved out careers that are oddly great to where you start. You start looking at those guys and going, wow, man, look at all that they achieved. I don't think Tyler hero has that type of mentality where in any gym you put him in, I think he's one of the best five. And I think if you relegate him to the six man role and don't look at him as a guy that you can build around going forward, you're gonna have problems with him.

I like main piece confidence. Think Charles Holmes has main, main piece confidence on the ringerverse.

He has the most main peace confidence of any motherfucker that has ever lived before in life.

Vin, can you give us, can you give us your take on heat culture? I don't know if you've ever given it on this podcast. What's your summation of heat culture? Do you believe in it? Are you subscriber? Is it now overrated? What is it?

So, you know, I used to think it was fake hustle. That's what I used to think it was. I used to think it was fake hustle. But they beat me into submission. They beat me into submission. They do weird things like, you know, Donna has them after a certain point, actually became, like, the mascot of the team. Like, he would run out and jump off trampolines and dunk the ball at timeouts. Like, he was literally the mascot of the squad. He was the embodiment of heat culture. But they have something down there that lets them continuously overachieve, and they almost run it like an old school NBA. Like, you know, they have Pat Raleigh. They almost feel like the nineties Knicks, how they keep things in house. They police themselves. They show it out on the court. I guess I believe in it, but I don't like it. It's annoying. For whatever reason, I believe in it. It's a real thing. But I don't know. It seems like they're kind of up on their high horse. Like, high horse win something. Like, go out and show me that heat culture beyond, you know, obviously what happened some time ago, that it can win a championship, and then I feel like you can go around flexing your muscle about it, but for right now, it's kind of just a slogan.

I've been afraid of it forever, as Rosalo can attest. But this was. This was like the horror movie franchise where this season for them was like Halloween five, where it was like, myers is back, and it's like, izzy, I.

Stopped making fun of it after last year. I'm like, the fan. I was like, all right, heat culture jokes, they're over. We can't say how come they're not using their culture. I do think making shirts was lame.

That was the turning point for you? The shirts.

Jerseys. They said instead of the heat, it just said culture. I was like, okay, well, I still want to make fun of it, but I can't after last year's finals appearance. But the shirts, I mean, imagine being a kid and it's like, hey, can I get a jersey for Christmas? They're like, I'm going to get a Bam jersey. I'm going to get a jovic jersey. I'm going to get a Hawkez jersey. No, you got a culture jersey. You're like, ugh, tough one.

The Miami people believe in it. I don't know what their move is with Butler, but I will say this. I do not think they should extend him. Like, hey, man, we're paying you $100 million for the next two years to play basketball. And you played two thirds of the season. This year, we're ineligible for RBA. And then you got hurt in the playoffs. You're in your mid thirties. Can you show it to us for a year? Would be my strategy.

Yeah, I never.

I don't think he's going to like that at all.

Yeah, right. I mean, it's like, hey, do we want to pay this guy? No, we don't. But he might be the worst employee ever. Okay. Reward him.

Yeah. Phoenix, what do you do, man?

Oh, man.

Oh, they're an all man team for you already.

Yeah.

Like I asked you, have you passed the kidney stone? You're. Oh, man.

Phoenix. Is Phoenix an all man team? Phoenix is one of the biggest all man teams in the whole goddamn league. They have. They're paying Bradley Bill an insane amount of money. And he's the real albatross there, right? They.

Yes, he is. They have.

They have issues from the top to the bottom. It doesn't really feel like they have. Obviously, they have no identity. Like paying those three guys that much money and for them not to be able to figure it out, I mean, I don't know what you do. I mean, obviously you build around Devin Booker going forward. I mean, he's the young star in his prime, but you need somebody to facilitate. You need to bring a point guard in. You need. There's power struggles between coaching and management and ownership about what the team is supposed to look like. They have no identity. They're just the latest team that tried to build a zombie super team and it didn't work. Phoenix is definitely an old man.

Who are you more worried about, Phoenix or the University of Colorado?

Oh, wow. I'm much more worried about Deon and them don't get me started. You know what?

Get him started. Get started.

Get me started on Deon. This is the thing in Colorado right now, guys. It's going terribly. And I love everybody. I love everyone. Okay, let me make sure that I say that I say this.

He loves everybody.

Bill. Bill loves it when I qualify this, because I have to actually talk to people and say hello to them and stuff. But what's happening in Colorado right now is, to me, one of the more embarrassing situations that I've seen in any sports organization ever. Like, they don't have an identity. They don't have any institutional control. Their coach is on Twitter going at it. I love Deon Sanders so much, but it doesn't seem as if Deion Sanders knows what it takes to be a college football coach at that level. He's learning on a job to such a degree. Like, he's engaging in Twitter beefs against college kids. They're losing recruits to transfer portal left and right. No one really knows what they're building around or what they're doing. Are they an offensive team? Are they a defensive team? I mean, it's certainly not a defensive team. Are they explosive? Are they methodical? And it's all kind of. It's like an empty swag burger. Like a swag burger with no meat, no cheese, no. Nothing on that. No protein. It's just all condiments.

Empty swagburger.

An empty swag burger. Swagburger, no meat. It's like you dress it up and you, boom, there's nothing in the middle of it.

Like what cousin Eddie made in vacation. Yeah, exactly.

There's no meat. They can't afford the meat right now. And so to me, I'm actually. It's getting to the point to where, you know, it's a little embarrassing for what's going on at Colorado. And if they limp it to another four and eight season, it's going to be embarrassing in a big way.

You have thoughts for sello?

He was on 60 Minutes. He was on the COVID of Time magazine. They came in last pay place in their conference. It was a fun little story. When they had the comeback against Colorado State, they beat TCU, and people framed it as they beat the defending national champ co runner up when TC was a completely different team. So part of me was, like, rooting it for to work, and then it became very political that if you didn't like Deon, it was for a specific reason. And then if you did like Deion, it was for a different reason. And it just. I don't know, man. It just got kind of like baked into this big stew. When I think that it's the same for anybody, if you get a ton of attention and the team ends up stinking, people resent the attention you got. And that's all I think it is.

I liked it as it was happening because I thought it was fun. College football was just completely imploding. And then this guy was coming in is almost the catalyst for some of that implosion. The way he was approaching building the program. I was like, I'm in. This is fun because college football is a fucking mess anyway. But it seems like. It just doesn't seem like. Remember we did that segment, van, when we were talking about where we'll go next? That was like the height of the Dion mania. But now it's like that. I almost feel like the way it's playing out, he's probably just on tv in a year.

Well, I mean, when you start to really get into it, that's when I knew it wasn't going to work, when you started to like when I started to see you and you're into college football now, and that's kind of the thing. That's when I was like, this is gonna crash. No way.

We don't want casual bill involved in our college football.

That's when I started to identify, oh, this is the college football fan that's actually all over college, Colorado. You know what I mean? This is what I'll say. There is a unique opportunity here, though. The unique opportunity for Deon Sanders in Colorado is that the expectations are right back where they were at the beginning of last season. So they're in the big twelve now. Being in the big twelve, a lot of people think that because there's no marquee team in the big twelve right now, that they're going to have a pushover there. No, you're going to deal with a lot of teams that have a lot of program stability in terms of the way they turn out their athletes. You're not going to be dealing with a whole bunch of big time five stars. But I was listening to Josh pay talk about this, and he was saying is you're going to deal with a bunch of teams that are manufacturing starters. So three years you get a starter, and those people know how to play football. But still, though, the talent gap between them and some of the other teams is not going to be there.

So if they peel off a couple victories, particularly early in the season, we're going to go right back to Colorado. Is back. That's not the problem. That's not the problem. That's not the question. The question is, through a recruiting class, through a culture, what's the culture in Colorado right now? Through a recruiting class, through a culture, and through momentum, can you build something that's sustainable? And it just seems like there's a lot of chaos over there right now. I love Deon Sanders for all the reasons I should love Deon Sanders to some of those reasons Rusillo was talking about, I do. But I also love college football, and I can't turn a blind eye to the fact that the way you're doing, the way you do what they're trying to do, it just doesn't work. You can't build a line through transfer portal. You can supplement through transfer portal, you can't build a whole program through it. Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.

So, priscilla, where is Deon in 2026?

If they're. If he still wants to be there and they're better than they were last year, they'd probably be like, look, this is probably about as good as we can do for a program that was one of the worst programs in college football for a long time. I don't know what the new big Twelve is going to look like. It could seem more wide open, but I was rooting for him because I was glad that a program did something this outside of the box. Like, you screw up with this offensive coordinator who's on his 7th team all the time, you've always, you know what I mean? Like, there's plenty of failures to go with the normal model, so try the different model. That's why I was so excited for Antonio Pierce. You know, even though the Jeff Saturday thing didn't work, I wanted it to work for Antonio Pierce, and I was thrilled. And I know it's a little different with Deion, so I was rooting for it, but he just can't help himself sometimes. And I think when you're going to talk that much shit and asking people in the media, hey, do you believe?

Do you believe? And then it's like, well, it's not my fucking job to believe. I'm just here to cover the game. And then they stink.

You know, we don't.

We love attention in college football. We love the energy, we love the luncheons and the boosters and everybody get really excited, but it's like, all right, go out. Go out and tackle somebody every Saturday and play some defense. But it was only one year in, so we'll see what happens. But it was a wave of, if you're not on board, you're a hater. And it's like, I don't, I don't think I'm a hater. I just, I'd be surprised if you were going to end up being that good. And then when you looked at the portal grid, I was like, maybe they are going to be this good. As they started the season, then you realize they couldn't play any defense and the offense fell apart. All these things went south and, you know, look, if you want to find guys that transfer out that have, that are going to shit talk the previous program, like, get in line, you know, the athletic did that huge piece on all these guys and where they are now. And some of the stories were sad, but it's also kind of the way college football goes. You can find recruits from everywhere else that have gone, oh, this new guy came in and I left and I went through all this and I, I hate those guys.

And here's my quote. Like, you can find all that kind of stuff.

I just got Joe Burrow.

Yeah, but look, there were guys. There were guys MF and Saban in that 00:17 being like this guy, you know, coming in here, like, telling me you're going to change it all over. So I hope it works out for him.

But I, I think it's, I think.

The lines have been drawn where there are going to be some that absolutely just revel if he fails again. And then I would think if they get off to a good start, maybe some people will chill about what it actually means.

Do you know what I really hope, though? Last thing I'll say, what I hope.

Is that for Colorado, what I hope.

And for Deon Sanders is that everything that he and the program purports to be that they really mean it. Because I know a lot of people, take my mother, for example, and this is actually a very important thing to say culturally for, like, someone like my mom. When my mom thinks about Deon Sanders, my mother thinks not about football. She thinks about God. And she thinks about family, because that's what Deion Sanders tells you. He says God, he says family. And those are beautiful, amazing things, especially when you're going to send your son somewhere. And so when she watches the games and she's all into it and the games aren't going the way that they're going, and she sees some certain things, it starts to be like she actually was emotionally let down by how Colorado season ended because it didn't seem like it was about what she thought it was about. The more she got into it. And she's reading these athletic articles and she's sending stuff to me. She's like, well, he's supposed to be a daddy and a father figure to these young men, and it's supposed to be about more than that.

Like, how could they feel abandoned by him? And she doesn't quite get the business of college football and how it's supposed to go or everything Ryan's saying is true, but you want to believe in what the standard there is supposed to be. And as hard as this is, the field will actually be referendum on that. It will be. Because if you're willing to stick it out, if you can stick it out with players and develop them and doing all this, you start to see that on the field. But if it's always firing this guy, quick fix point, like pointing the finger at someone that, passing the buck on someone, you'll see a staccato, weird bad season over and over again for them. So if their fundamentals are real, they'll have success. But I'm. No one can know right now if they are or not.

It also could be a mess, too, right? Like, if you want to believe the bad stuff, you could be like, it's a tv show. It's reality show. It's all about Deon. It's not really about the kids, and this is all bullshit and it's all hype and all these things. Like, you hear enough of it, but then again, you're like, all right, is that criticism specific to him or whatever? Like, I don't. I don't know, but there's a lot of evidence that that might be true. And then three years later, we're going to remember that, right?

Yeah. Well, it's like when. Remember when Paul Westhead coached the Nuggets in the early nineties and he tried that crazy offensive style and he just got torched. And then that was it. Then a few years later, it's like, remember that Paul Westhead thing? It's. Deon's not going to be like that with Colorado, right? It won't be that bad. No.

I mean, yeah, like, look, I mean.

They did go like, what are they, one of their last nine? They won't one game in their last nine last year. Right.

But the thing that was bothersome about that is anyone who had watched college football could see that coming.

Yeah.

You know what I mean? Anybody who had watched the sport, could see that coming, even. You know, they win a huge double overtime game. A huge. In terms of how it's ballyhoo, a double overtime game against Colorado State. I know it's a rivalry game, but I'm like, no, if these guys are a top 20, top 15 team, probably shouldn't have went to double ot in Boulder against a team that's not going to have very many guys hear their names called when the draft comes. So you knew that they were going to struggle when they got to conference plate, but they didn't just struggle. They completely got pulled apart at the seams. There was infighting. There was coaching changes. There was backbiting. There was chirping out of the locker room. They. The wheels completely fell off. Not just. Not even. Just good losses, just. It looked bad. No adjustments being made, the whole nine. And you started to ask the question, is, love Deon, love his family, love everybody over there. But the question starts to be like, what are we really doing? And also, something else I'll say before. Another thing is the sycophantic way in which he's covered is not helping Colorado.

It's not like I watch undisputed and it doesn't matter what. What the fuck happens.

You watch. I'm disputed.

The clips come up on YouTube where.

You were sick that day.

Jesus.

Okay. Yeah, I wanted this. What? I'm just saying. They did you.

Did you watch the episode when it asked if Colorado was black America's team? Where you're like, I have to take this one, right?

Yeah, that's what. That's what wrote me in.

So I watched Kalika, where's the remote? I gotta press record.

That's what got me in there. But I watched it, and I love those y'all. See now when Keisha come out and start dissing. Bill, Bill, you don't want the smoke. But what I'm saying is I watch it, and no one's keeping it real. Like, everybody's like. It's like Colorado lost 59 to seven last night. And you hear skip Bayless go, but golly, that's seven points. Jesus Christ, were those kids out there hustling? You can tell that he's a leader of men out there. In the future, they're going to be able to cut that margin to 14. I'm like, what the fuck is going on? Just keep it real. This shit not going well. And that, like, that. That'll light a fire under them to maybe change some shit up. So I can't do the thing where I'm tepid in my criticism of Deon anymore, it doesn't. I can't do it for cultural reasons or any other reasons. I can't.

We have to take a break because we have a whole LeBron conversation to have. We did a 15 minutes Deon Colorado sidetrack, but now we're back on track with what do you do? And LeBron and the Lakers is the next one. This is the toughest. What do you do? Because we already know for a fact that if LeBron and Davis are your 250 million dollars players, you're not going to compete for an NBA title with that. So, Rusilla, the first question is, do the Lakers care? Do they, do they actually think they could win a title or compete for a title in the league? The way it's going with two different younger generations of players coming and getting better and ascending and being awesome, and you're just going to be a year older with LeBron next year. You got an incredible health season from Davis and none of it mattered and you got bounced in five. What would make you think that there's a magic fix? Would be my first question. And then the second one is, do you care? Because you just want to sell out the Staples center slash crypto.

I think having LeBron around and playing as well as he did this past year, being relevant is a much better option than being irrelevant and feeling like you're going to have to get in front of it. Like they should get in front of it. They should say, okay, we need to pivot off of this. We can't have it be, it's going to be a circus. I think even more and more with him at the end. If we don't make a trade, next trade deadline, you're going to do the same stuff, the passive aggressive stuff that he loves to do. I think he's going to get more insufferable with it as he ages. I don't know that I'd really want to sign up for that. I'd love to go to him and be like, hey, can we not pay you the 160? Is there any way that three years from now, there's not a number that destroys us, even though you've, you've done what feels like is impossible for a player at your age, can we not have three years from now be this massive cap number that maybe destroys everything that we're trying to do?

If he's not willing to play ball with that, you probably still resign him. I don't know if that means that his son also has to be drafted. Uh, there's just a lot of stuff that I don't know that I'd want to do, but being in LA and being relevant and the Wayfront offices will be like, hey, bounce here, bounce there. You know, we got a bad matchup in the first round and all this stuff, like, at least we know, 24, 25. Like we probably hope, right? Yeah, we have a pretty good team and we'll have a better coach and a tweak here and a tweak there. We're not playing reddish and we're not.

Doing Jackson Hayes things and we, we.

Get better depth there. Like, you know, that's what teams are going to end up doing with the thing.

We were all here in the mid 2010s when they were not relevant. The mid to that, like when that 2014 season, 1516 they were. And everyone's like, the Clippers are going to take over. It's going to be the Clippers. Town didn't even come close to happening and people still went to Laker games. So in some ways it's like Fenway park and the Red Sox where they're like, hey, our team sucks now. And people are like, cool. I still like going and drinking beer and sitting in the stands. Dan, does it matter if the Lakers aren't relevant from a competitive standpoint? I don't think it does.

See, I was actually thought you were going somewhere else. See, I think those years are actually the worst nightmares of Lakers fans. I think we think that when the Lakers fans think about the Lakers that they're thinking about recently, that they're thinking about Magic Johnson and Shaq and Kobe, they're really thinking about Robert Sakura. They're thinking about those big shot five years. They're thinking of those medium shots, those lost years and how Jody Meeks, thinking about Jody Meeks, Andrew Gow, like all, like all of those guys, they're thinking about those years. And if you push them, they'd rather be right where they are right now between an eight and a six seed with LeBron James and Anthony Davis. They would really rather have something dramatic.

An illusion of hope. Oh, we might get Duchonte Murray. Oh, Jimmy Butler might come trait like.

Trey Young, whatever it is.

But that's the thing about it.

Now they're better positioned. Sorry to jump you, Van, but like, as we're talking all this out, we should have led with, there's still a really good opportunity with the assets now to make some kind of impactful trade where it's like, why would we even think of breaking this up. We added a real third piece beyond D'Angelo Russell, who again was terrific in the second half of the season.

So go ahead, speaker two and awful in the playoffs and, and the coach got blamed for everything somehow, which we haven't talked.

Yeah, which we will. I'll get to that. But, like, there at least has to be a circus to go to, right? There has to be a circus that happens. There has to be a circus. It feeds everything. It feeds the LA media machine. It feeds what's happening on ESPN radio. It feeds all of that. When there's nothing to talk about with the Lakers, we're talking about 14, 1520 wins. The city is down too much. They don't want to go back to that. And I think that part of what the management there is going to do is to make sure that those days don't come around again. So you're going to pay LeBron. You're going to hope that Anthony Davis, who had fantastic season, can, can stay upright and you're going to build around them until he limps off the court. That's what I think they're going to do.

I went back and read about LeBron's first Lakers season, which I think has been remembered a different way than what.

Your wife leave you.

No, because I was, I want to do a little research for the pod. I was trying to figure out all the times the trade deadline fucked up their team because it's been a recurring theme with the Lakers, and it starts with 2019. His first year, they were actually pretty, pretty good for the first part of that year. Like, they beat Golden State on Christmas. They had a winning record. He got hurt and he missed like a month. And right around late January, as he's coming back, that was when Anthony Davis made the trade request to New Orleans. And that's when all the stuff started coming out about Rich Paul is telling these teams, like Boston, whoever, like, if you trade for him, he's leaving a year. It's basically like he's going to the Lakers. So we can either do this now or we can do this later. And if you remember and you can go back and read all the articles, the team imploded after that because leading up to the trade deadline, everyone thought they're going to be traded. It came very close to being a trade. Then it didn't happen, and then it was the wreckage of the non trade and the team fell apart.

LeBron played post trade deadline. He played the rest of that season. He wasn't like, oh, he got injured and he didn't come back. He was playing. They were. He was out there with Rondo and Kyle Kuzma and Caldwell, Pope and Lonzo Ball, all those dudes. But the trade deadline murdered the team, and that's been, like. When I think about LeBron, big picture. I'm always surprised that after all these years that he's been the best guy on a team and one of the most famous athletes in the world, that he doesn't really see the cause and effect of stuff, right? Like, if. If you. If you're just. Every year you're the trade rumor candidate or one of the two or one of the three, and then it's gonna affect how you play, and if you think, oh, well, I'm dispensable, I could be out of there. I just think this. When you talk about a circus fan, that's the part I don't see getting better for the other guys. How do you win if you're on this team?

No, I told you before, the biggest criticism of LeBron's legacy isn't any disappearing acts in the fourth quarter is that there's absolutely zero stability to me in playing with him or being a part around. Being around him. Like, you're constantly. If you're with some of these other guys, these true alpha number ones that we've seen, there's coaching stability there. They make coaches into legends. You know what I mean? Do you get 45678 years or run of them with LeBron, doesn't matter what it is, how good he is as a coach, you're always looking over your shoulder as a player. You're always looking over your shoulder because he is so good that there's no ownership that gets thrown on him for anything. It must be the coach, it must be the supporting cast. So if you. If you come into that, if you opt into that, that's going to be a part of your existence. If you look at, like, I just hate playing the Nuggets because I hate watching KCP just fucking succeed. Like, I just. I hate watching, like, you. You watch Malik monk, you watch guys that have come there and did Carissa.

Yeah, you. Well, I mean, Caruso, that was an abomination. Losing Caruso, it was like a terrible situation for us. But anyway, I won't drone on, but I'll say, like, for LeBron, that's a part of it. He is such a. A gigantic presence, and he is completely incapable, from the fan base sometimes from himself and from management, of taking any sort of responsibility for when things go wrong, that it will fall on somebody else, and it'll be either the coach or the supporting cast that didn't get it done so that he could go on to succeed.

Yeah, rosillo. Like, if we left that game five Nuggets series, and LeBron gives an interview after, and he goes, you know what? We were really close to that team, and I think we can beat that team. And I actually like the nucleus we have, and I want them to bring back Darvin ham. And you know what? I missed a wide open three that could have won game five, and that's on me. But I think these guys deserve a chance. I think we deserve a chance to run it back. Everyone had been like, whoa, where'd that come from? It just the moment the series is over is like, up, here comes Darvin ham. And then it's 50 fink, 50 whether Palinka gets blamed, too. And then, you know, d Lowe's either out or in a trade, and it's just like the same rinse, rinse, lather, repeat cycle, and I don't know. I just don't think it works anymore. I think it works when you're the best player in the. In the world, but he's not anymore.

Yeah, that's the thing is, the partnership was. Well, I don't see. I think that's always been. The thing is, he's never really been a partner. He's been, like, a subcontractor, and when the results. When the results got you an NBA Finals appearance, you're like, I don't care. I don't care if this guy's not a w two. Like, what do I care? But as it goes further and you go, so, what do we have to do here? We got to give you 160 million. We get to draft your son. You get to pick out another coach. Then we get to trade all of our future picks that we're allowed to trade for. Probably a b minus guy. But I think that fans, original point, they went six years without sniffing the playoffs. This is probably still a better option than what your assets are. Like. That's just always, whenever I look at these teams, okay, but these guys will spend hours and hours and hours on all these hypothetical things. Would you take this guy for that guy? It's like front offices. Just sit around constantly being like, you think this guy's better or this guy?

Who would you rather have now? Who would you rather have in three years? They do it with everybody in the league, nonstop.

It's like a podcast.

I know. I know.

Great.

I would be one of those offices.

But there's just so many times you go like, I wouldn't do that. I wouldn't do that. I wouldn't do that, wouldn't do that. You know, and so. And with LeBron, I wouldn't want to give him the third year on all this stuff. I'd love for it to be a team option. He's not. He's probably not going to agree to that unless it's less money and it's a. It's a player option for the third. I don't. I don't know, but it's probably better.

And also, what kind of coach or.

Van, who doesn't matter.

I did a fire joke on YouTube about I thought that LeBron should be the player coach. I thought that was a great move for. It's also illegal. You can't do it in the click, the bargain agreement. But it's a great move for so many reasons. One of which was it would be if they somehow really did well with him as the player coach. Little feather in the cap and the. In the MJ argument. Right? Russell won two titles coaching himself. This could be like, I think, for LeBron, but, like, they mentioned some of the names, like, oh, you could see this guy. Maybe it's JJ Reddick. It's like, JJ would have to be a lunatic to take the Lakers job. I can't imagine. You don't think.

You don't think JJ would take the job in a second.

How much money? I mean, is that like a crazy amount of money?

They could have wine and talk about, you know, Ramscraft.

I think he's set up to fail with that job. Cause he's got the pre existing relationship with LeBron. How are you going to coach him at that point? And also, who am I coaching? What's my style going to be like, who. Who is the right coach for this team? I have no idea at this point, Priscilla, who's the right coach for them? How many coaches could actually take that Lakers roster and do well? I thought Vogel did a good job in the bubble, and within a year, he was fucking out. You know, I darvin ham. I didn't think. I didn't think he was a very good coach. I don't think he was better or worse than 20 guys I watched during the season. He did some weird shit. I thought some of his rotations were weird. End of the games. I wouldn't say he was mister adjustment, but I don't think he's the reason they underachieved. I thought they properly achieved.

I found the Vogel one. Really frustrating. Cause it was like as soon as things started going south, you started hearing the, well, you know, we started to learn, Frank, isn't that great of a coach? You're like, all right. Yeah, serious.

Won the title. Really?

And then it's like, okay, now we get Darvin Hammond here. So it's not even about, like, what I thought about ham this year because I think there's probably a lot of stuff you could point to with his rotations, the timeline of like, hey, you tried this guy too much. You went with this guy too long. But it's also something to be said of, like, the front office. Remember when Palinka signs all of these recognizable names? But there's a reason why Jackson Hayes is on a minimum. There's a reason why Cam reddish is available again.

Christian wood.

There's. Right. Christian would have all, it's like, hey, he's on his 8th team now, but no, he's going to be awesome here. And when you have that many guys that all think they're supposed to play, but they're all kind of minimum guys. People were saying the Lakers won the offseason when it's like, well, they just added a bunch of people that everybody knows who they are.

I liked when they had, when they got Vincent and Prince, I was like, oh, these are two guys that could play in a playoff series. And then they just kept adding people. And then by the time they got Vincent Wood, I'm like, what is it, like 20 guys on the team?

Vincent was never healthy, so that's unfortunate. And they bench Reeves, who's their third best player.

They yanked him around for two months.

And then, you know, the Rui thing. So I do think there's things you could point to for ham. I just had an issue of when all of a sudden overnight, Vogel was bad and ham was the solution, when.

I don't know if there's any for.

I don't think there's anybody in a front office that would be like, we think Ham today is a better head coach than Frank Vogel is.

Even then, you know, for them to think that a new coach is going to push them in a much better direction, I think is insane. But I think it's insane.

I think once again, though, when you look at it, if you just, if you obviously, we watch the game, so we see the deficiency that Darvin Ham has. But if you just took a step back and looked at it on paper, he went to the west finals in his first year, and then they made the playoffs in the second year, you'd say, hey, that's a guy that maybe we should give a little bit of rope to. So to see whether or not he knows what it is he's doing. But no, the reality is, as soon as it starts going bad and suits, as a narrative builds in a town that is expert at creating narratives, some movie town, so they create the narrative. I'm not saying that Dara Ham was.

He was.

I was very frustrated with him. But what I'm saying is that's the type of situation that the coach is going to walk into. Is going to walk into a spot where your star player is, in a lot of ways, infallible to where the roster is built to suit that player and to where, when everything goes wrong is going to be your fault and what you're not doing right and how you're not getting it right. So as far as a coach that can handle that, I'm the only reason why I joke about the JJ thing is because you'd almost need someone that didn't have much, that had a lot of tread on the tires. You need somebody that was invigorated enough by the opportunity to take some shit.

Well, this was the case for Steve Nash in Brooklyn, though. That part worries me. I just, like, I don't think people realize, both in real life and in business, and pick an industry, but especially in sports, the whole concept of job preservation. And, like, you look at, like, an NBA GM who's with the owner all the time and talking to the owner all the time, right? And things aren't going as well as you thought. You spent a lot of money on this team. You had all these fragrance signings. It's just not going as great. You're trying to keep your job. What do you start doing the moment things aren't going that great? Like, I don't know what the fuck cam's doing.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God, the rotations. It's like, you know, I don't want to throw him under the bus genie, but, God, I don't know what he's doing with Rui. And you're just. You're just planting the seeds left and right, then you're talking to pick a Lakers reporter. Hey, what's going on with the Lakers? What's happening there? It's like, we're off the record, right? I mean, ham's just been.

Ugh.

And you're just. You're just planting seeds all over the place, because then ham's the fall guy for if this goes badly, because Ham's now gone. Vogel's gone, but Plink has been there the whole time for six years, you know, and basically did the ad trade. The Reeves thing was great, but I think he made some real mistakes in the last year. Like most, the biggest one Racillo for me is like, if, you know, you have an older team, like, now that we know what Hawkez is and that he was a finished product, why would you take a 19 year old rookie point guard who's clearly just a trade asset and that's it, over somebody who could have actually helped you?

Because Hawkes didn't shoot it well enough for three of the four years, who's at UCLA? That's why he lasted.

What about pad ski? Well, could you gotten somebody with that pick who could actually play game? I don't like the game.

I don't like the game when somebody goes and goes that late, and then all of a sudden everybody just goes, oh, this team should have taken him.

When it's like just talking mindset of what do you want from that pick when your star player is 39 years old? Do you want somebody who's going to be good three years from now or somebody who could help you right away?

I get your point, but I mean, if you're sitting there at that pick with Huchefino and you're like, okay, this guy's got a lot of size, a combo guard. It's kind of what's prioritized. Like, you know, there's a pretty good chance wherever redraft is going to play anyway. So, yeah, I mean, everybody wants to get mad at everybody for not taking Hawkes, and Hawkes immediately. You're like, okay, Miami did it again. They figured it out when they don't even care about their draft picks. Historically, Hawkeye didn't shoot well enough, and Pajemski was going to be a tough sell for different front offices because they were like, wait, six five and what's, what's the deal with this guy? Like, is this real?

And, all right, explain Christian Wood.

Then everybody falls for Christian Wood. Christian Wood. Everybody has to have.

It's like Winona Ryder in the nineties. It's like, it's, I'm going to be different. It's got, Winona took me home last night, and this is serious.

Yeah, I look forward, he's, go ahead, go ahead.

No, he's a pro. Typical player to fall in love with. You put him in, in two k, and then, like, you run him up and he's approach, he looks, he sells the story every single game, I'm like, oh, my God, christian Wood's going to figure it out for the Lakers. And he just. He's Christian Wood on a bad place. Everybody falls in love with him. He looks like he's got everything he needs to be able to score and do the whole nine and then just kind of doesn't happen. Whatever that extra thing is, he doesn't have it.

Scott once told me no team has been upset when he left. And my favorite thing with Christian Wood is when he's on the next new team and he hits a bunch of threes, then the local beat guy starts writing about like, look at these numbers, look at his board, look at his windshares and look at his spacing and look at all these different things. It's like, yeah, okay, cool, got it. Awesome.

I don't know what the fix is, and I think it's not a coach.

The coach isn't going to change any of this.

It certainly seems like, no, there is.

No fix, but this fix could. No, the fix could be raising their ceiling, doing something here. They're probably going to package all the picks up if they do the LeBron signing, which they're probably going to do because I do think he wants to go here despite the flirtation with the other places.

Unless he decides he's just going to.

Play for less money, try to get a fifth ring. But I think he really wants to be in LA still. There's a lot of stuff that those guys are doing is the whole reason coming out here in the first place. And, you know, if they're going to do that, then it probably means they're also going to trade those picks. And maybe they trade their picks and it gets worked in a way with clutches power where all of a sudden it's like, holy shit, like they got that guy. Like they got the advantage because they talk, one of the players that they have a great relation chip into the same way that ad ended up with the Lakers. Like, maybe there's this next piece that we're not even thinking about that makes the Lakers like, hey, the LeBron investment thing, just stay with it because that's a hell of a lot better. Maybe fighting for best case scenario, five or six seed in a stacked west. That's better than the unknown of getting aggressive with overhauling it and moving on from him.

That's the fix. The fix is a narrative change. The fix is not Lakers championship or bus team. The fix is Lakers.

Are we Sacramento?

Like, that's like that. That's the fix. The fix is a new.

The fixes.

The Lakers come out and have fun at crypto and it's LeBron that that's the fix. The fix is a change in what you think, because it's like you look at Denver and you look at Oklahoma City and you look at, it's not gonna happen.

It's over. Denver, OKC, Minnesota and Boston with young, deep, awesome rosters and star players in their prime whose arrows are pointing up or at the peak of their powers, it's over.

And it's gonna be about three years that wendy gonna be putting in it.

That could be one year.

It's going to take at least three.

They got to be. It could be two years. So you think, you're saying the Lakers are basically like Yellowstone season eleven.

Absolutely. Lakers are like everything else. Everything else in LA.

A lot of money, a money grab, right?

It's like everything else in LA. It's a lot of fun. But the Lakers are the current state of the MCU. You just hope you get a good one, but, you know, things aren't going the way you want them to. You know what I mean? So just have fun watching basketball because I think the championship aspirations of this iteration of the Los Angeles Lakers, I think they're, I think they're pretty much over and look and just marvel at watching LeBron doing what he's doing at his age. But, you know, the whole town gets girded up over what could happen when this was essentially, this was a playing team.

Well, you know, they don't have their pick next year because I think New Orleans is going to pass. They have that pick between 24 and 25.

Yeah, but that was, the thing is, once they knew what New Orleans was doing, then they have the freedom. So it wasn't so much of like.

Hey, we have, they're trading that and they're.

Right.

Right. They're not going to be tanking. Be like, you know what? It's a reboot. Great draft. We're going to trade everybody.

Most of these teams that, that we're talking about, like, they actually can't even tank on top of everything else.

Yeah, they figured out, they figured out how to, how to kill tanking by having every team trade five of their next seven first round picks across the board. Yeah, I just, there's two things. One, I don't know why somebody would want to coach this Lakers team unless it was just an absurd amount of money.

There's no other reason that, and let's.

Know the rule out.

Like, if you're throwing out the JJ Reddick thing, like a lot of athletes like the Lakers, are asking you to be the head coach of the Los Angeles Lakers. Yeah, that's a tough thing to say no to. So everything that we just talked about, like all valid stuff, but that moment of, like, getting off the phone and turning to your wife and being like, I have right now, I can be the head coach of the fucking Lakers. There's just a lot of people that.

I'm going to get fired in two and a half years.

By the way, the wisdom moving to LA, the way some of these guys get fired now with the money, you might as well just do it.

By the way, how, how bummed do you think my. I have not talked to him about this. How bummed do you think my guy doc is? Because this would have been the job, right? Do tv for a year, slide right into the Lakers, stay in LA, would have been perfect. Instead he goes to Milwaukee. Injuries, I don't know. Did not work. Speaker one.

Look, I'll say this, being the coach of the Lakers, it raised your profile for everything else.

Really? Cause I saw Luke Walton on the Cavs bench. He was like Cavs assistant number four with a sad look on his face. So I don't know. Not positive that's true anymore.

But if Luke Walton wanted to go do tv, or if he wanted to, if there were other interests that he had, his time as a Lakers coach would be certainly an asset in that other type of career. I'm not sure. You know, the only thing that success is what? Breach. He also had a tough stint up north, so all of that stuff goes into it with Luke's career. You brought up Luke.

That's. Can you give us a sense, big picture where LeBron stands in the Lakers fan base from a beloved Lakers standpoint, given some of the competition with the big names, how do they feel about him? Anecdotally, when you, you have a bunch of Laker fans in your life, including our guy Jomi, how are they feeling about LeBron as he heads into his forties?

I can't really speak for them because I think once you put on the purple and gold, a lot, a lot of, I think the Lakers fans fall in line. I do still think the specter of Kobe Bryant looms large over LeBron James Legacy in Los Angeles. And I think the title is a title. You know, it's NBA players playing against NBA players, but at the same time, it is a bubble title. It is kind of one of those things to where you'd argue LeBron James won a ring in LA, but does it feel like he's achieved.

Right.

With no home games in LA.

Yeah.

No parade in LA. Right?

Yeah. So it's like one of those kind of frustrating things to me. And this is not me being super pithy or trying to throw out a name because I'm not alleging anything. I think LeBron is as much of a Laker as Alex Rodriguez was a Yankee.

Interesting.

So this, there's a DNA to the culture of these types of historic franchises. And I think Rick Foxx is more of a Laker than LeBron James is.

You know what I mean?

Like, I think. I think there. It's not. You can't fame your way into it. There has to be something genuine about it. And LeBron James to the Lakers, it doesn't feel like, very culturally authentic.

You know how he could flip that, though? How he just said, I'm ending my career in the Lakers. I'm not going anywhere, and I want to play here until I can't play anymore. I love it here. I love La. And if we want a fifth title for me, that would be ideal. But either way, I'm a Laker. This is where I want to retire. I love this franchise. He's always kind of left the door, but I don't know. We'll see. And I do think that's part of it, you know, because you can. If. If you're. If your best player is 1ft out, out the door, which I don't think he does, but I don't think he has both feet in the door either.

Well, when he signed a longer term contract, as soon as he left Cleveland, after doing one plus ones all the time, Cleveland was like, seriously, dude, like, great. So he was actually more committed to LA than he had been any other place the previous eight years. So, look, living out here and being somebody that's. That's not from here, I've noticed there's Lakers fans that certainly are Kobe fans or Kobe fans that are not Lakers fans. And it's such a large group of, like, this Laker fandom where they're just kind of insufferable Kobe people like, here's an example. Denver, lA, the other night, I think I already watched, I don't know, 7 hours after 10 hours the day before, I was like, my man needs to get in the ocean. I need to read about Captain Cook, and I'm going to spend an hour at the beach. Even though the Lakers and Nuggets are tipping off right now, I will be able to make it back up a little bit later. I need a break. I need to get out of the house for little bit. Walk down to the beach. Beautiful day, Kobe jerseys everywhere, and the game's tipping off.

All right?

And then that's. And then that's the guy that wants to argue with you about Kobe being better than LeBron. And I know some people are listening right now, being local. That's because he is. I would disagree. It's unfair for LeBron. The A rod comp is great. LeBron's never had anything close to as embarrassing as a rod's run at the end of his Yankees tenure, which was just. Was just. And I know that's not what you're saying, so I'm not even disagreeing with.

You say Derek Jeter is there and that's.

Right. Right. But, like, a rod was also better than Derek Jeter. Lakers fans got LeBron year 16. So LeBron was never going to be as a non homegrown guy with only one title and nothing really to show for other than the Western Conference finals last year. Like, you're just never going to be able to do it. But somehow these Kobe fans look at year 16 on and they're like, yeah, my guy Kobe was better than him. It's like, well, I don't even know if you're at the. You're playing volleyball right now, not watching the Lakers against the Nuggets, but you're going to tell me you're the expert on who LeBron was before he showed up to LA? That stuff, to me, is, like, so unfair for the LeBron part of it. And I think being here, at some point, I was at the gym and there was two guys, and they're huge Lakers fans. And they were, they were. I was like, you guys upset? They'd just been eliminated. And they were like, Kobe would have never let that happen. And I went, yeah, he might have been swept. Like, seriously, guys? Are you serious?

And that's. That's how those guys feel. And again, my opinion is different.

I get it. This. What I'd say, though, number one, I don't think LeBron cares that much about where he falls into the Lakers lore. I think the. The move here.

I don't think he cares at all.

I don't think he cares.

Yeah.

So the.

It's unsolvable. First of all, you want to talk about the Jordan LeBron thing? The more decided factions are the Kobe LeBron.

Yeah. That he lost that early, there's no way he wins it.

Like, like, Kobe was at least able to make us feel like he desperately cared about being a Laker and everything that came with being a Laker, even though he flirted with going other places as well and strong arm the organization and the whole nine.

Yeah.

LeBron. LeBron's move out here was very calculated. It was very calculated. So the only thing that would endear him to Lakers fans would just be straight up dominance. It would just be straight what happens on the court, because he didn't come in, like you say, in the. In the middle of his prime. He came in at the end of it. So it's like, okay, for LeBron to become a laker, he's going to have to put up wins and championships and do all of that stuff. And the frustrating thing is he kind of did, but it doesn't feel like he did. He is a laker, but it doesn't.

I know, like, like, he's like, you got him year 16, the season. He just had the Western Conference finals. Yeah, there was a gap, but you. You also got a title, and this. You know how much worse this could have gone? Do you know how bad? And if LeBron doesn't come here, by the way, Ad doesn't come here, so.

Right. They couldn't get any free agents anymore. I mean, they did give away all of their picks and assets for, like, ten years basically for that. Granted, Ingrid, but they got a time.

Was it too much?

No.

We should revisit Lonzo.

They gave five first round picks. Josh Hart. Like, there was a lot of people in those trades.

Lonzo, to be signing on to LeBron in 2018 and. And get this. Step back and have more perspective on what this was. This was a massive success.

And, you know, there's just going to.

Be people going like, he's not Kobe.

It's like, all right.

The COVID year took so many basketball victims from, like, I feel the same with the Clippers. Like, we were headed. Remember, we were doing podcasts because we had just started picking up again, and it felt like Lakers versus Clippers. Finally, this is happening. And that was probably the best, healthiest version of the Clippers that we've had. The Lakers, they're both playing great. They're probably the two best players in the league, and it was just heading that way, and then all of a sudden, we're playing a bubble, and that's how we decided this season. But I do feel like that was a piece of this. Cause LeBron was awesome that year, you know, and the team was really good, and they were fun to watch and I think he needed one season where the team was awesome and they win, and then maybe he becomes a Laker in a different way. I think he still is. The scoring record helped, but when I go to the games, I'm always surprised by the Kobe jerseys compared to everybody else. It's like it's noticeable, but it's, once.

Again, I don't know that I guess you could say the Cavs. I don't know if I. LeBron James has almost transcended connection to a team, right?

He's his own team, almost.

He's his own thing. He's transcended that. Like, LeBron James is. Is a Cleveland Cavalier. There's some stories. LeBron James is a heat. There are some things there. It's kind of a whole mercenary thing, the decision. I don't think that the way he's mapped his career out and the way he's executed it, that he could be a part of any team's culture. He's probably too big for that. Even the Lakers, who have probably the biggest culture in the NBA, I don't think he's a part of. I don't think he could be a part of any of those teams culture, or maybe he's a little bit a part of all of them and not just encompassed in all of them.

You're right. Okay. You're right. Like, if you wanted the Kobe love, if you wanted all that, then you stay in Cleveland the entire time. But that's not the way he was going to operate. But when the. When I get into whatever disagreements I get with. With the random person that I see every day, you know, that knows what I do, and they're pissed off about the Lakers, and they're so pissed off about LeBron all the time. And I'm getting back to my original point being, like, do you know how bad this could have been if he didn't come here? Like, do you realize how bad you were doing with free agents? Do we have to go over the history of all this stuff?

And he picked not even getting you meetings, right.

He picked you when you didn't really even have the support plan even in place, and you still got a title out of this. And I had a neighbor who was like, he's no Kobe. And I went. I looked at the person and went, yeah, we agree. He's not. And the person was kind of like, wait, did we just agree, or did he kind of just quietly tell me to fuck off?

It's certainly a. It's a weird basketball situation in the sense that I can't explain it to anybody who doesn't live here, I would have never understood. It's completely ununderstandable. You have to be in it every day and see how beloved Kobe is. And LeBron just has felt like the hired gun for some reason. So then you see stuff like this week and people, you know, this was some of the newspaper coverage about it where people are like, this guy that now there's another fall guy. Like, when is this guy going to have accountability? Now we have to go through this whole dance again. It's been six years of it. And I think, I don't know, I'm feeling some fatigue. Van, I get it.

Let me tell you how much the recognition of Kobe has meant to me in LA. First of all, I've always been a Kobe guy. Big time Kobe guy. But when I first moved out here, it was 2006, and they were telling me about this big black versus mexican thing that was happening in the streets. It is in the streets.

Okay, okay.

You know, I'm in the streets. It was bad. Snoop ended up making songs about it. They had snoop and be real had to come together and make records to get rid of. And so, you know, I move out to Van Nuys and I'm living in the communities around a lot of my mexican, latino brothers and sisters. But I never know how it's gonna go. I'm coming from Louisiana. I'm not sure. I don't know what's gonna happen. So, you know, some of the brothers, the mexican brothers out there, they look different. Tattoos and the whole nine and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And it's like all in the face and whatever. I'm like, you know, I don't know if they're gonna think I'm with somebody and just go in on me. I remember one specific time, I'm walking down Sherman way. It's like 930, 10:00 at night and I see somebody. And this is dude is out of central casting for somebody that's gonna look for the beef. This is one of those motherfuckers that's at the table with lonzo and training day. You know, it's one of those guys, one of the shit pusher inners type of.

And he's walking. I'm getting all, what's gonna have to happen? I'm profiling the shit out of this motherfucker. Y'all think I'm so woke, but it happens. And so, like, as he, as he, as he comes towards me, I see something. This motherfucker has a Kobe jersey on. I'm fucking safe. The love of Kobe transcends all cultural lines. All whatever, everything. When I see him with the Kobe jersey on, I know that there's something there that me and him feel the same about. He walks past me and I go, black mamba. He goes, black fucking mamba. Sa walks down the street with dope. That's how much Kobe meant to this town.

He is. First of all, great story. Second of all, I've been here 22 years, and he is by far the most popular celebrity since I've been here. It's not even close. I don't even know who's to. I always thought it was a magic town, and Kobe just took it in a really crazy way.

Yeah, I mean, Kobe has the shoes that definitely speak to a younger generation. You know, I don't see people kicking LeBron's around as much. I mean, the Kobe thing, when you turn on an NBA game, half the players are wearing his shoes. I mean, I think that's like a remarkable carryover for his legacy. But I couldn't help but think about you, Bill. I couldn't think about. Couldn't stop thinking about home in Massachusetts, where when I walked down to the beach minutes before Lakers playoff game was about to tip and just Kobe jerseys everywhere. And I went, you know what I wouldn't see in the Charles river minutes before the garden was about to tip off? A bunch of bird jerseys and guys outside going like, yeah, I know. I like the Celts, but I'm going to miss tonight's playoff game and get some rowing in.

Yeah, I think it's weird. Cause we've had some distance now with the Kobe thing. I think part of it is just the journey that guy was on. Yeah. Just that the peaks and valleys were so severe. And at some point, you know, you see this happen more like in music than in sports. Really happens in sports where it was like, either you were a Kobe fan or you're a Kobe hater. And the Kobe fans kind of coalesced around the love of Kobe. Right? And then it was us against the world. It was a little like what happened with the Pats, with Spygate when. Not Spygate, deflategate, when the deflate gate happened and it turned into, like, New England against everybody. It was fucking awesome.

I remember some of your tweets.

Yeah.

I mean, you were a lunatic.

Oh, everybody lost their minds. I stayed.

I had a couple.

Like, I read a couple of them. I remember getting ready to do an ESPN show and be like, he thinks nothing happened.

Nothing happened. With no evidence. But the Kobe thing, when he won those last two titles and got his two non Shaq titles, it was the craziest, happiest I've ever seen this city. It was all anyone talked about.

Oh, the game seven.

Yeah, I was in the middle of it. Unfortunately, I was there.

The game seven situation is outside of LSU 2003, which nothing will ever top sports wise. Don't care. It's impossible to top it. For me, nothing will ever top. Sportswise. LSU 2003 national championship will never top it, never be topped. But the way the city went nuts, the magic title was one thing, you know, that's getting over the hump again. But to beat the Celtics game seven.

In staples like the survive an almost catastrophic kobe game for three quarters, that was the other piece of it where it was almost seemed like he was going to have this every time.

Every single time. Bill won't like, every single time. Every single time I bring up.

That's one of the memories in the game.

Blind games. Bill must shit on a six or 24 situation. You do it every.

Not shitting on the fourth quarter, because he was one of the reasons in the fourth quarter, he started going in the basket, he was rebounding, and he just, you know, the will. But the first three quarters was the reason they were in that mess in the first place. He was bad. He was trying to be the hero of the game.

Everyone was screaming on the streets. The whole city was together. And, like, those are the type of moments that you deliver those and.

Yeah, that's it.

The Lakers.

That's the thing.

Unless you're Curtis, then you're set.

I remember the first year I moved here in the playoffs. So it was the 2003 playoffs for my first playoffs. And, like, around April, driving around, and there'd be those laker flags all of a sudden, like, what the fuck? Where are these? Why is every. And it just, like, all of a sudden it became like Boston, because LA is such, like, a disconnected town. There's all these different teams, but then in the playoffs, you could really feel it, and. And then Kobe brought that back, and. I don't know, there's just something different about LeBron. I don't think it's his fault. It's just the way it is. It's the DNA thing you mentioned.

There's no way. If it were reversed, if LeBron were drafted out of high school, won three championships with another guy, then got his two solo ones, and then he was no longer speaker.

Zero, right? Yeah.

And if cope like no one would be making that argument, but there's. Well, I think we've covered this.

Yeah, we have.

I can't imagine any other angle that we haven't touched on yet, so.

Well, we're going to go. Ben Lathan, thanks for joining us.

No problem.

Ryan Rosillo. It's fun to spend 3 hours you talking basketball. Lot to discuss. Thanks to cop Creighton, Steve Ceruti as well. I will see you in this podcast on Tuesday.