Hamburger. Hamburger. Hamburger. Hamburger. Hamburger. Hamburger. Hamburger. Ham. Ham. B. B. G. I would like to buy a hamburger. I would like to buy a hamburger. On this episode of the Commercial Break. Just one camera in the house. We can blur things out later on down the road, but I just imagine Christie's naked butt and Jeff's naked ass, and he's just over there twiddling his little figs and berries.

Extra virgin olive oil all over us.

Evy Obo, hot splashs on his nipples, and he's like, Oh, ouch, ouch, ouch. And Christie's like, Get back there and cook those eggs. Get back there, Jeff. And he's like, Yes, ma'am. Yes, ma'am. Medium. I'm crazy. Loss that lettuce. Swear to God. Did you mince the garlic or chop the garlic? Because there's a difference, Jeff. The next episode of the Commercial Break starts now. The 30th of the morning. Oh, yeah. Welcome back to the Commercial Break. I'm Brian Green, and this is my beautiful co-host, Kristin Joy-Ordley. Best to you, Kristin. Best to you, Brian. And best to you out there in the podcast universe. I can't get over it. I can't stop looking at next door. I'm located in this city. Garage won't come down. Somebody needs to come help. What? Our garage won't come down. Somebody needs to come help.

In the first place you're stuck, the first place you're contacting when you're stuck in your garage is next door. Yes. Got it.

I just wanted to update everybody that my- I'm okay. Yeah. I just wanted to update everybody that my dog had hip surgery and is doing well.

Oh, that was nice.

That was nice. My friend and I had a hamburger. We both got food poisoning. Please don't visit that restaurant. No restaurant given. Wait, there was another one that was so funny. Oh, here it is. Need an electrician ASAP. I came home from vacation and noticed that all my food had spoiled. My Refrigerator was not working. Need someone to fix it. Update. The plug had fallen out. These are real.

Cancel the electrician.

Cancel the electrician. Don't need them ASAP. Do I need to look at mine? Plug had fallen out. I don't know. Check and see if there's anything interesting. By the way, that's like two scrolls, and I got that. It's so this next door needs to be stopped. Follow up on our conversation about the tech CEOs going in front of Congress. I don't know if you saw that Mark Zuckerberg turned around and apologized. No, I didn't do it. Mark Zuckerberg, five big social media executives, go up in front of Congress. It's a very contentious hearing and good for these senators because somebody's got to do something about children being harmed on these social media apps or getting harmed because they're using them and not having a lot of leverage that parents can pull to protect their children. As a guy who's got 62 fucking kids who are about to be social media age, it makes me really nervous. One of the senators, I think Dick Durban said, This is the most amount of people we've ever had in a hearing room, and there were like 100 more waiting outside. This huge room is packed, and all of these parents have pictures of their children who have died because of something that happened on social media.

They bought fentanyl pills on social media. They got bullied and they committed suicide. They were sextorted and they committed suicide. The bad, bad thing. They met some predator online and they got killed. Some hair, just absolutely hair-raising atrocity happened. They're all holding up pictures of their children behind them, and the CEOs are facing toward the senators. Well, someone, I think it was Josh Hawley, who is about the only thing I will ever agree with Josh Hawley about. Josh Hawley starts billing Mark Zuckerberg. Why haven't you done this? You keep saying you're going to do that, but you never do this. Do you have any reason why you will not support these bills? No, of course you don't, because you just keep on giving us lip service and you pay your lobbyists to get our colleagues to stop any action on this. And he said, If you ever apologized to the parents and people who have been affected by the actions taken on your platform where you have taken no action to reduce the harm. Mark's I don't think I've ever apologized to a parent because I've never been in the position to do that. And he says, They're right there.

Turn around. They're right there. In this weird moment, Mark Zuckerberg turns around, stands up, and starts talking to the parents. Oh, wow. And says, You should never have had to go through any of this. I'm mortified that you had to. We're spending billions of dollars to make sure that it doesn't happen again. All lip service because all they care about is money. But anyway, regardless, it was just an amazing moment. It's almost like a Matlock moment, where they catch the guy on the stand saying something. Mark Zuckerberg actually turned around and apologized. First of all, there's got to be some human being down in there inside of Mark Zuckerberg's skin. First of all, second of all, it's probably cold comfort to any of those parents. They don't give a shit. He has kids, too. He does have children, but those children won't grow up like the other children. No. They'll be protected from the worst harms social media because they probably won't be allowed to be on social media until they're of a certain age because Mark knows goddamn well exactly what happens to preteens and teenagers on those fucking applications. They should just like, Let's kill Facebook right now.

Let's just do it. Who cares about it? No one cares about it. Do we care about Facebook anymore? Have you used Facebook in the last two years for any reason whatsoever?

Yes, but- Shame on you. It was mainly just to check in and whatever. It's Every once in a while, I jump on there.

Are you talking to those young boys again? On social media?

I'm kidding. First of all, young boys aren't on Facebook. No one young is on Facebook.

No, I don't think anyone's on Facebook. Only older folks are on Facebook. Facebook and Nextdoor, they're like the same age range now. I think that Facebook knows this, and they see the existential crisis that's coming. If they don't get young people on the app, the app will go away eventually. Now, they have Instagram, which is undoubtedly skews younger, but not that much younger. Even Instagram, I think, is the old Fuddy Duddy app, isn't it? No. No? Okay. Well, then I'm completely wrong. Then I'm just the old Fuddy Duddy using it. All right, Chrissy, do you have another word of the day?

Do I have a word of the day? Yes.

Because if you don't have a word of the day, then we're going to break our streak of three words in a row.

Let me go to my word of the day.

Hurry up, bring that wordle up, and let's do it. The wordle turtle, Jizzy Jazz's wife right here bringing a word of the day, classing it up here. Okay, ready? Okay. Word of the day.

Word of the day is edify.

To edify. Okay, to edify means to aggrandize or to put on a podium? It means Or does it mean to pacify? Tell someone, Oh, yeah, no problem. Good job.

It means to instruct or improve morally or intellectually. Oh, that does not have nothing to do with a commercial break, that particular word.

We're not edifying- Edify, bonhomie, quittitian.

We're not edifying anyone.

What was the word yesterday? Nounce? Nowage? Nowage.

No. Now, it was nonage.

Nonage. That's right. We're still in our nonage years. Chrissy and I are still- Period of immaturity. Oh, yes. That definitely is us for sure.

Yeah. But edify. Edify. Word of the day. All right. Again, it's from a middle English. Middle English? Yeah.

Thy thou vast, then lie down thy weapons, sire, for thy nounage does not allow you to think clearly. Now, continue off and be Bonhomie.

I love Bonhomie. Bonhomie. Bonhomie. Bonhomie.

That's a great name for a restaurant, Bonhomie. It is. Isn't it? Bonhomie.

Yeah, it's the convivial place.

It's the quintidian place. The qu'unvivial.

All right.

It's not such great news. I know, but I'm reading this story. I don't know what is going on with human beings and airplanes these days.

Oh, God.

It's a whole thing. Okay, byline. Frontier Airlines' flyer who flashed her anus and genitalia is hit with federal charges. A passenger aboard a Frontier Airlines' flight from Orlando to Philadelphia has been slapped with federal charges after she was caught on a video having a meltdown. When she flashed the cabin by pulling down her pants and underwear, cursed at the crew and allegedly threatened to kill fellow fliers. Dulce Juertes, who's 60 years old, had two cocktails during the November 20th flight, got out of her seat while the plane was about to land in Philly and announced, I have to peepee. Peepee, poopoo. According to the federal complaint- She said Peepee, poopoo? She said Peepee, poopoo. No, I'm kidding.

Peepee, poopy, Daddy. I think a poopy. Can you check me for a blowout? Can you do me a favor and blow me out? Look at my poopoo. It's on your hand.

I got it on your hand. Hey, Daddy, if you check for a Hello, I'll give you a special surprise. Oh, your hand's full of shit. Now we're both full of shit. How does it feel, asshole? Peep-peep-poo. So Dolce decides that she's going to take a peep-peepoo with her on the plane, and a flight attendant told her she had to sit down, but the woman began cursing before finally taking her seat during the outburst. After the plane landed and was taxiing to the gate, Juertas began cursing at passengers around her, the police report said. Someone asked her to sit down, called the security to assist at the gate, and the captain was finally notified about the unhinged passenger, decided to make an announcement instructing everyone to sit. At the gate, Juertas started pushing passengers out of the way. She went to the front of the cabin where she approached the lavatory, but she was stopped by the crew. Sorry, everybody, she announced. She pulled down her pants and underwear as she squatted to urinate in the aisle. Lovely. Someone shared a video on Facebook. Juertas displayed her. Facebook. Oh, Facebook. Oh, there you go. 60. Dulce Juertes is 60.

Okay, there you go. At one point, the person behind the camera recording the confrontation was heard saying, That poor boy next to us, referring to a small passenger, having to watch this all unfold. Despite the stooped stance she took in the middle of the aisle, she stopped short of relieving herself on the floor and pulled her underwear back up and then leisurely cursed a passengers. I just can't understand.

What is a fine like that run you these days for showing your anus? I don't know.

I don't know what the anus fine is. Yeah. What is the anus on a plane fine? I do know what the nipple fine is. It's about $30. I can handle it. Sometimes I like to take my shirt off during flight, show my dad bot off to all the youngens around me. Frontier Airlines, 60 years old, pulls down her pants in the middle of the aisle, cursing at everybody along the way, saying she has to PP. Well, if you have to PP, Ms. Juertes, you should have done it at the appropriate time. That's what I have to say. Now, I do have to say, sometimes it just comes up on you. You're like, Oh, shit, I really got a pea.

But you know- You have to hold it if you're in landing mode. Yes.

That does not mean that anybody wants to see your nasty ass. Look at the picture, because this is the type of woman who would do this. I'm I'm saying that just because you know that this woman causes trouble in her family's life. Yeah.

This woman- She looks like the woman that was cutting up the donut for the kids to eat.

Yes, only much older. She's got a mask on, but it's around her chin because that's where it's the most effective. Oh, well, thank you. Yeah, thank you for that.

Oh, well, thank you for the chin diaper. Thank you.

Thank you for helping us all. You're going to piss all over the floor by spreading your ass cheeks.

But good for you for wearing a mask.

Ass cheeks. Yeah, could you put that mask around your anus? We'd appreciate it. No, I think you get on the do not fly list for shit like that.

Yeah, well, you should.

You absolutely.

Yeah, you just lost your privileges on that.

Dolece, you'll be driving to Philly next time. Yeah. Why is all the crazy shit happen on the way to Orlando? Do You know what I'm saying? Everyone's going down. Then people are getting in fist fights at Disney World. You ever see that video of the one... There's somebody standing in line for a ride at Disney World. I understand. I've been to Disney World. I've been there with children. The lines can be hours long and there's nothing for the children to do. There's no placeholder. You can't say, I'm going to be to the bathroom and I'll be right back because they don't allow that. If you come back, you stand at the end of the line. Now, if you're with a group, maybe you can get away with it and you can slither past some people and say, I'm with this group. But the lady was so set on making sure that she did not lose her place in line. I know the ride and I know the line, and it's not that long. You're going to be okay, 30 minutes tops. She lets her son, she instructs her son to take a dump right there in the line.

What? So the kid pops a squat and takes a shit right there on the Disney World.

Wait, wait, wait. Yes. But how does that get her to ride the ride faster?

Because she doesn't have to leave to go take her kid to the bathroom.

Oh, I get what you're saying. And then have to go to the back of the line. To save her. Yes. Oh, God.

It's just unbelievable. That is abuse. As a parent, them's the breaks. If your kid has to go to the bathroom, them's the break. Riding down the road the other day, 10 minutes from the gymnasium to my house, there is not one single bit of traffic that happens in that 10 minutes. We're not getting stuck anywhere. No one's going anywhere. However, there are not any public bathrooms available in that 10-minute ride. I say to one of the kids before we leave, Anybody have to go peepee? Isn't that a normal thing for a parent to say? Yes, it is. Peepee, poopoo, let's do it now. You have to go to the bathroom. Yes. One of my kids says, Yes. Take to the bathroom, come back, put everyone in the car. Five minutes into the 10-minute ride, I have to go peepee. Can you hold it for five minutes? No. I'm like, Oh, shit. Really? What do I do? I do what any parent did. I stuck a towel under her butt and I said, Hey, if you have to go peepee, at least you're going to go on the towel because I don't know what to do.

There's no place to stop. I'm not going to let my kid piss on the side of the road. That's not an appropriate thing to do. Them's the breaks. I understand this lady had to pee, but you can't then disobey what the flight attendants are telling you to do.

That's your own problem. And also, nobody needs to know.

No one wants to see that ass. It's not Dua Lippa. I mean, you know what I'm saying? You wouldn't even want Dua Lippa to act that way. Well, don't get crazy. I mean, I don't want her to act that way. But if she popped a squad, I'd say, well, it's Dua Lippa. She's got to pee. Let's let the poor girl pee in silence, will we? No, I'm with you 100%.

She wouldn't be on Frontier.

No, no, no, no, no, She'd be in first class. Yeah, she'd be in first class or traveling on her own private tour plane is what she would do. But I was telling this to Tina when you were gone, and now I'm saying it to you, and we've done this a million times. The behavior on an airplane is outrageous. It's outrageous. We got to take a flight in a couple of weeks, and I'm really nervous that I'm going to expose my children to some panicky situation where someone has just lost their fucking shit. Now, I'm flying Delta, so I'm hoping because we don't see many Delta, these things happening on Delta. I'm hoping that it doesn't happen on a Delta flight, but I'm also flying down to Florida, so I know there's a good chance that there could be crazy people on the planes.

I just took a long flight out to San Francisco, and it was a great experience. Everybody was very lovely.

Oh, were they? The whole staff and crew.

I'm hoping for you.

Who'd you sit next to?

Well, I had no one sitting next to me on one side.

Oh, well, that makes it a lot easier. Which never happens.

But on the way back, I was in the middle. There were two guys on each side, but they were very Nice.

Yeah, I bet they were. They were like, Oh, this is my lucky day. You know what I said? I think airlines have this program where they put single guys together, like guys that are traveling. They put them together because I've never flown. That's not true. Two or three times in my life, I've flown as a solo human being flown on a flight where a woman was seated next to me. Every other time, I've sat in a row of all guys traveling either solo or in a pair or whatever. I'm pretty sure that the airplanes, they either have a program to make sure that all the solo guys or all the guys sit together, or they have a program to make sure Brian Green sits with other guys. They've seen the commercial break, and they don't want trouble. Do you pick your seat? Yes, of course.

Yeah, I always do, too.

You got these two He was next to you. So what happens? You sit down, you come. Are you in the middle seat before they come, or are you- Well, no, the guy next to the window was already there.

I sat next to him. That makes easy. Yeah. And then I thought the seat next to me was not going to be taken. On this ride home either. But- Until last minute. Yeah, last minute, the guy came running up. I do have to say we were in a little bit of a tight situation there, and he did pull out a huge laptop. It's the worst. Briefcase papers were everywhere. I think he was writing a thesis. Oh. But whatever.

So you put your headset on and you stare forward. Exactly. You look forward. That's what I always do.

I watched a couple of movies.

Oh, you did? Yeah, that's the best policy. I always download a couple of movies. I stare forward. I try not to make small talk because listen, at At the end of the day, I really am not a very likable human being. So when I open my mouth, I can put on the Brian look all day long, but you don't want to be stuck to me in X on the plane. No one wants to hear what I have to say. I'm just going to bitch and complain about everything. So you know what? I just decided to save my misery for myself. I can think it in my head and talk about it here on the show. It's like, this is the outlet for all the misery. But I always get stuck next to some sad sacs of bigger human beings, a guy that wants to spread out all over the place, the dude who wants to take off his shoes, he's wearing no socks, someone's picking their or cleaning their nails. There should be a find for that. Yeah. I sat next to a guy one time, he was clipping his fucking nails. Chrisy, I had to stare out the window.

I had to stare directly out the window because I was about to lose my shit.

Oh, God.

Clipping your nails on a podcast? Clipping your nails on a airplane? Fucking A. Or clipping your nails on a podcast. Either one is bad news.

Yeah, exactly. I used to work with a guy that would clip his nails at work. At work? I hated it.

Isn't there a law against that or something? There should be. There should be because your nails are dirty in general.

Yeah. I don't care how clean you are. And you know what? Inevitably, there's always going to be one of those nails that goes flying. Yes.

Right into your lap. Sorry, bro. Sorry, bro. That was a flyer. Got a flyer.

You know? And so do that at home. Listen. The privacy of your own bathroom.

I wasn't going to clip my nails here on the airplane, but I was scratching my ass earlier. I got to scrap my hernia, my hemroid. So I decided to do it right here on the plane, so I'm going to be deal that when I get to Vegas, I'm going to be a degenerate for 24 fucking hours to come back home to my wife and kids. Could you save your nail clipping for somewhere else? Yes. Pretty, pretty, pretty, please.

Or even better yet, spend what? $10, $12 for a man's manicure at a place somewhere in a strip mall? Just go do that.

I do my own nails. They're always short. They're always short and clean. We were talking about those healers the other day. I know the fucking healers. You know the healers are? The ones with the three long nails because they play classical guitar or some shit. I can play- You got to pick it. Yeah. What's that song called Gas, laughing Gas or something? That '70s classical guitar song that everyone was into. Classical Gas. That's what it's called. Classical Gas. Classical Gas. That's a song. You know it. If you heard it, you'd know it. Everyone would know it. It's just a song in the ethos. But those healers, they got that one Coke nail. The Coke nail. Yeah, but that's not for cocaine. It's for heeming salts that I dribble out over your vagina when you have a headache. Right. Come on, man. Come on, man. Charving up those nails. Now, I'm not saying men can't have nails. You want to do your nails? Cool. I've seen lots of them with painted nails, longer nails.

I think it's cool. I like the painted nails.

Tastefully done. I want to paint my nails. You think I should for the commercial break? You should. Like paint a couple nails? I like it. Like one black, one pink, one blue, something like that? Yeah. It could be... That's what I'm going to do.

I got Jeff to paint his toes one time when we were at the...

My daughter's painted Yeah, at the spa. Luckily, it was with frozen nail polish that came off the second I put a sock on. Oh, it was everywhere. Blue and glitter.

Yeah.

One of my kids asked for frozen makeup for Christmas, and I love it. I love that she loves to doll up and play around. She's a girly girl. She is. But I swear on all that's holy. We got to give her a makeup tutorial because she slathers on that lipstick and she looks like a clown. Then she's putting on this fake blush and it's sticky and it doesn't come off. Then she wants to paint my face. I'm like, I spend a lot of money making myself look this tan, and I don't want you to put any rouge on there. You know what I'm saying? I don't need to look any more red than I already look because I've been to the tanning bed three times this week. It's a stress reliever. In times of stress, I get more tan. I'll just let you know that. That's a little secret to the commercial break audience. You'll know what level of stress I'm at based on my tanning level.

Is this the same place where you... Are you still doing the workouts? Or did you just sign up the one time?

Well, I signed up, but I've only been the one time. But I'm going to go back. And no, I'm not going to go to... I am not getting into that.

I want an update on the dude.

You want an update? Oh, yeah, the dude, the boxing dude? Yeah. Fucking MMA guy that's in there. He's 70 years old with his tie-dye T-shirt, Budweiser T-shirt with the sleeves cut out.

We must have an update.

We must have an update. You know I want an update, too? I want an update on Marlin. That's what I want an update, but I haven't heard from him in a long time.

Marlin.

Yeah, I think that maybe his lady friend didn't think that this whole thing was as funny as I did. Do you know what I'm saying? Yeah, maybe. I'm not saying that's what happened. I'm saying that that in my head, that's what happened.

For those of you that don't know, Marlin, we've been following Marlin for a couple of years now.

A couple of years.

Right? And he had signed up for the sugarmama.

Sugarmama. Com or something like that.

Website and was matched and did, in fact, have a sugar mama for a while, and she was in control.

She was in control of it. She knew what she wanted.

She knew how to pay for it. It was her way.

Kind of woman who grabs your head and stuffs it in her crotch and says to the left, to the left. This is how to do it. To the left. Yes. Okay, cool. She knows what she wants. She's a woman who knows what she wants, and there's no arguing that. But it can be a bit shocking when you're not used to that behavior. They went to Europe. Yeah, they went to Europe. They went to a nudist colony.

Traveling all around.

They were all over the place.

Then there was a breakup, then there was a back together, and then that's where we left off.

That's where we left off. There was a breakup, but then they found each other, they saw each other at a bar, and they each with somebody else, and then they got hooked up. Jealousy sparked up. Yeah, that's right. They decided that they really did want to be together. Then I didn't hear much after that. I'm sure the commercial break has been- The condition of them getting back together was for her to say, You're not talking to Brian anymore. Because do you remember one time we believe that she wrote into the show? Yes. Because she told the story, and it was the exact same story of Marlin's story. It was like she was talking to Marlin through the podcast because she knew that was the only way she was going to get through to him is if she stopped this fucking bullshit that was going on in the commercial break. But I digress. I want to hear from the guy. I'll touch base with him over the next couple of weeks.

If anybody else has a Sugar Mama story or a Sugar Daddy story.

If anybody has any story, do you have any story whatsoever? Feel free.

Tell us and we'll tell it.

Tell us. We'll tell it. Probably better than you can. Maybe not. I don't know. If it's a good story and you can tell it well, you never know, you might be on the commercial break. We would love to have you. Yeah. Okay, Let's take a break. We'll be back. Sorry to interrupt, but that's my thing these days. If you're sick of me interrupting Brian, give us a call at 626 Ask TCB 3. Leave us a voicemail, and maybe I'll interrupt you on the show instead. You'd love that, wouldn't you? You can also text us at 855-TCB-8383, and check out our website, tcbpodcast. Com, for all things TCB. You know what's coming next. Follow us on Instagram, at the Commercial Break, and on TikTok at TCB podcast. And now let's listen to some sponsors because they're the real ones around here. This episode is sponsored in part by Prizepicks. Everybody out there in the podcast universe knows what a huge NFL fan I am and exactly how much I know about the sport. However, I'm getting into it, and I'll tell you why. Prizepicks. Prizepicks is America's number one fantasy sports app with over 3 million members.

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That's young. The Harbor Club.

Well, I think they start at 50. They get on that hormone therapy and then they're just You got low T.

I just got off my 60-foot-foot.

I was going to say, It's a schooner, and your tits are awesome. Show them to me. I've been drinking here every day for seven years. I mean, you could imagine what place it is. I don't know. I've never been there. I've probably driven by it, but I've never been there. But yeah, it's like the schooner social or whatever. I don't know what that is. He is the Senior Vice President of Marketing for this big resort, Yacht Club in Hilton Head. He goes down to Disney World. He goes to one nicer restaurants in the park. I mean, as nice as you can get at Disney. Trust me, Disney will charge you a lot of money to go to something they consider nice, right? Or they call nice. It's at their nicest hotel, the Grand Floridian. They go to this restaurant, and it's one of the only places inside of the entire resort of Walt Disney World that requires proper attire. That means no swim shorts, no T-shirts, no hats. Flip flops. No flip flops. Yeah, they want you to just be dressed. You can do resort casual. You can do slacks and a nice shirt and some casual shoes, like casual dress shoes.

But they're asking you to be appropriately dressed. Take it up one notch from your day following shitty little snotty little kids all day. Well, this guy, I'm going to assume, I think in the story, it said he was 57, and he was one of these guys you would find at one of those schooner clubs, right? Like a jacked up 57-year-old white guy, receding hairline, red as he can be because he goes to the Tani Boy even more than I do. He's a bit more to Franky.

Yes, Franky. But the Sea Island version or the Hilton Head version.

Yeah, the Hilton Head version. That is correct. So this guy... Let me see if I have a picture of him. I do have a picture of him. Oh, yeah. Okay. So everybody knows this guy. I'll ask somebody to put the picture up there. Everybody knows this guy. He's 64. Excuse me. He is just an asshole. He's an asshole to everybody around him. Jack's entitled. He probably drives a bright yellow Maserati with rims on it or something like that. We all know these guys. They're entitled Snowflake. Snowflake. Homeless people don't live in my neighborhood. The whole nine yards. This guy comes. There's a table of three. There's a reservation. He shows up. He says, I'm waiting for my reservation. Three other people are coming. The hostess says, This reservation is for three, not four. I'll see if I can accommodate. She goes back and she talks to the manager, and she explains to the manager, This guy wants to show up. By the way, he's drunk as a skunk. Shows up, belligerent, demanding that he be part of this party. She goes back, she talks to the manager.

Wait, he wanted to be part of another party that was already there?

Another party that was coming. Coming. They showed up shortly after. Three women showed up. He was there first. That's correct. He was there first. She goes back- Three women. Three women, exactly. But now, Listen to this. It's crazy. It's not crazy. It's interesting. I got to get rid of those crutch words, Brian. Crazy, amazing, wow. Get rid of them. We've heard them enough. Five hundred episodes in. We'll probably say that word seven times an episode. Leave it. All right.

I'm going to find a new word of the day that means crazy, and then we'll start using that.

The manager says, No, he cannot be part of the party. He's wearing swim trunks, a T-shirt, and a hat. He cannot be part of that party. Then the women show up for their appointed time, And the hostess says, I'm sorry, we can't allow you to eat, dine at the restaurant because it's not proper attire.

They don't have proper attire on either?

They do. He doesn't. They say, she says to him, If you would like to, you can go back and change and come back. Otherwise, I can't seat you inside of the restaurant because it's proper attire. It says right on the website, it's our rules. So he plays it cool at first. The nerve. What?

Don't you know who I think I am?

Don't you think I understand who you might believe I can be? I could be your father, but I'd like to fuck you right here. I could be your grandfather, but now you're going to get crushed with the size of my mini-penis. Don't you know that I drive a Maserati? He's full white man, angry mode, right? But he plays it cool at first. He goes, Okay, but I want to wait with these ladies in in the waiting area until they get seated. The hostess obliges. She says, Okay. All right, fine. Fine. Whatever you want to do. She's not looking to cause trouble. She's the hostess. Yeah, exactly. She makes $19 an hour. She don't want to be deal with Bob the dick, right? So Then it's time to get seated, and the hostess goes to seat them, these three ladies, and Bob is following behind all the ladies. The hostess says- He thought he could sneak through. He thought he could sneak through. The hostess turns and says, I'm sorry, I cannot seat That's right. No, no, no, no. Feel the weight of my small balls. My prostate is the size of a softball and it will crush you.

I just took your human growth hormone three minutes ago. I got hair transplants. According to the story in the article that I read, one of the ladies, at this point in this confusion in the middle of the restaurant, while she's trying to say, No, you can't go, one of the ladies says- With the party? With the party, says, It's my birthday. He's drunk. He's obnoxious. I don't want him to sit with us. We barely know him.

They probably met that day or something. That's right. He's like, Where are you heading tonight?

Are you going to Peter Pan's flight ride? Because show me your chance. I can follow you on the ride. I'm not a muscle rider. I'm the Senior Vice President of Marketing for the Special Student Social Club at Hillman, South Carolina. The host is now probably thinks to herself, Holy shit, there's like a situation going on here, right? Yes, definitely. She walks to the gentleman and She says, I'm really sorry, I cannot seat you. You do not have proper attire. We discussed this. The Jackhole, who considers himself God on Earth, then decides to slap the hostess three separate in the head. What? Yes. Saying her name repeatedly. Let's say her name. I don't know. Stacey. Stacey, Stacey, Stacey. I'm going to get seated. You're going to seat me. I'm going to eat with these people. You're a hostess. I'm Bob.

God, what an asshole.

Total fucking cock knocker. And assault. Oh, it is definitely assault, but she decided not to press charges. And why she didn't? I don't know.

I would be all over that.

But the police came in and removed the man, and now he's been suspended from his job at the Special Social Schooners Club, wherever resort in Hilton Head. And good for them. I say, Cheers to you. Yes.

You can't have that type of employee.

Sometimes you get these good old boy networks, and they all start to defend themselves. You didn't do anything wrong. It's probably just probably just...

That's just Bob.

That's just Bob.

Being Bob.

Bob's Bob. Drunk. That's right. I'll set fire to Disney World with my hot cock jizz. I'm jizz that's older than you. And Bob got taken out of the restaurant by the police. He probably got a do not... He probably got a trespassing notice from Disney, I would assume when you touch one of their employees, you get a trespassing notice, which means you can... What does that mean? That means you cannot go in the resort ever again. And trust me, you may think that Disney World is the happiest place on Earth, but they have some of the most sophisticated security in the world. I'm sure. They will know when you walk on their property because they have cameras in every nook and cranny, and they will most definitely have facial recognition software. As a matter of fact, I think that's how they recognize when people are trying to scam and get into the park with different tickets and all this other stuff. They use your fingerprint now. They supposedly don't store the fingerprint, but how else does it work? I don't know. Do you mind if I put my dick on there? Because everybody wants to see it.

I am 40 years past my prime, but my dick looks great. I'm going to go in there and I'm going to assault women and say you cuss words, and then I'm going to jizz all over Walt Disney's forehead. My Maserati.

Maserati.

Maserati. So he got kicked out. I just can't believe this. This is like- Was that a picture, the picture that you showed me, was that his mug shot? Yeah.

Okay, good. Well, so he did get He's taken in jail.

Hold on one second. It says something here. It looked like a mug shot. Yeah. According to deputies... Oh, let's say his name on here. Let's just make sure that everybody knows. His name is John Monroe. John Munro, M-U-N-R-O. Munro. Munro. Then I'm going to give you the name of the place where he works, Sea Pines Resort in Hilton Head. He's at this place. One of the women said, Please don't allow him to sit with us. He's really drunk, underdressed. It's my birthday. I'm embarrassed. According to the affidavit, may not have known the man all that well. When the hostess told Munro, that he... Munro, that spelled so weird, M-U-N-R-O, Munro, that he could not sit with the group, he began repeatedly to slap her on the forehead three times while stating her name, which he read from the name tag on her shirt. What an asshole, dude. The hostess sustained no visible injuries and declined medical treatment. She did wish to pursue charges. I'm Sorry. Jeff Deed is caught up with Monroe, who said he was intoxicated, slurred speech, glossy red eyes, and constantly repeating that he was going to sue Disney World. Oh, okay.

Good luck with that, bro. I'm going to sue you. My dad's an attorney. He's dead, but he's got a partner that might or might not be alive. I come from South Carolina, Maserati. I'm one of the only three people in South Carolina that own a Maserati. It minds yellow. Yellow is the color of big dicks. I mean, Disney. Yes. Monroe entered a plea of not guilty, and it's expected in this court appearance for a pre-child conference on February 16th. I only wish that that will be online. I will actually mark that on my calendar. This is the asshole that we need to disrupt in this country because these are entitled... Here's the thing. This is our father's generations. These guys in this age group are the generation of our fathers. In a lot of cases, there are some really good human beings in that group of people. Some of them were hippies, some of them were anti-war activists, some of them went to the war, some of them were just around during the war, the moon landing. I mean, that generation has produced a lot of good, right?

Oh, yeah, for sure.

But they are souring in their old age like a rotten banana. Do you know what I'm saying? Some of them. They get this thought in their head that they, in fact, rule the world. They are entitled to everything and they should be honored like a God because they just showed up somewhere.

But this drunk douche-snoozel- I think that also could be said for younger generations. No, it could.

But I'm thinking of a particular type of- Influencers. Well, yeah, influencers are the worst. We're trying to be one. I don't know if there were any better than any of the other influencers or creators out there. We sit here and talk shit all day for a living. But yeah, no, I agree with you. But I'm talking about this super weird entitlement that these mainly men have that they think that something is being taken from them that they owned at some point, and now they need repercussions. I read that that generation is phasing out of the upper-crust rich society and a younger generation, like our generation, is now moving up into those positions. They're bitter? Yeah, they're bitter. There's just an anger about it. It's not everybody. Of Of course, it's not everybody. It's not even the majority of people, I would imagine, because the only people that we hear about are the people that make news like this for doing stupid fucking shit. But these assholes are assholes, and you know the type. Everybody has one. Everybody has one in their neighborhood. Everyone sees one at their local bar. Everyone sees them at the grocery store.

They just treat everybody like shit because they think they're better. You see all this shit on TikTok, old white men trying to fight young people in a CVS because they're wearing a mask or something. It's like, what the fuck, dude? Really? You're so angry? You're so angry the mask that you have to fight somebody. Is that really what you're... And smacking a hostess, a 19-year-old hostess in the head because you're not being seated because you are improperly dressed, drunk, and acting disrespectfully. But you're going to sue Disney World? It's disgusting. Yeah, you're suing Disney World, though. That's what's going on. Really, you know what? It grinds my gears.

Where were the kids? Were these people just down there for- There's lots of conferences down there.

At Disney World? Yeah, at Disney Lots and lots of conferences going on at Disney World.

I have not been in so long to Disney.

I love it, but right now I'm not going because it's a hot mess down there. They got this reservation system where everything has to be pre-planned months ahead of time. It takes the fun out of Disney World, I'm being honest. I think to just go and ride rides, right? If you can get a fast pass on the app, okay, cool. But if I have to plan it out and pay extra to not do this. I was reading about this My Genie plus bullshit that's going on with them. It's a new reservation system. If you make a reservation to get into the park, maybe not anymore. They're phasing that out. For a number of years. You've had to make a reservation to get into the park. Then in order to get on rides or have a fast pass, you have to get a Genie line or something like that. You have to pay extra based on the demand. It could cost up to $15 extra per person in your party to get everybody the Genie line or whatever the fuck they call it. Then that Genie line is oftentimes longer than the other line just to stand by.

The poor people are just walking into the ride, then they have to wait for hours.

There's kids sitting in the line. I know.

There's kids sitting in the line There's people fighting all over the place. The prices are outrageous.

Yeah, stick to the cruises.

Yeah, the re-heral.

I hear all the good things about the cruises.

Yes, the cruises. That's where all the action is at. A literal floating dysentery opportunity. You two can get the shits for three or four days if you take a cruise.

But with the Disney cruises- The Disney cruises, I've heard only good things.

I've been, and I got to say, I was pleasantly surprised. I didn't expect much. I expected to wait in lines, be miserable, and have screaming kids all over the place. And only two of those things happened. So I was presently surprised at the whole situation. And I think that's the way to do it.

You got to creep around at night with your camera.

Oh, dude, was I? Was I? Was I? I was creeping around. You know, they have that new Royal Caribbean has the world's largest cruise ship. I saw that. Did you see that? It's huge. I watched somebody take a tour of that, and I have been on a- It's like seven pools and blah, blah, blah, an ice-skating rink, the movie theater, this, that.

I mean, it's a full city.

Multiple huge casino, seven pools, over three decks. They have a city inside of the ship. Then they have a gangway, a galley. It's like a mall with multiple restaurants. They have 72 restaurants and eateries and stations where you can grab food. I know not everybody's up for cruising. I know it's not everybody to be stuck on a boat with a bunch of people and running around. But there's something cool about a city floating in the middle of the ocean, going from one place to the other, where I went on the second largest, now the third largest cruise ship in the world. I went on there and I went on a cruise in Europe. I got to tell you, I didn't even make it to... I was on that cruisehip for 10 days. I did not make it to every part of that cruisehip. I'm sure. I was creeping around 24 hours a day, seven days a week. The problem with that cruise ship is it really never sleeps. So there are always people around. There's no downtime on that cruise ship because there's a fucking mall, there's a city. They have trees that are bigger than the trees out front of my house, growing in middle of the fucking cruise ship and they're real.

It's amazing. I'm like, humans can do really fucking cool things when they put their minds to it. Slapping a hostess 50 times in the forehead because you didn't get to sit at some fancy restaurant at Disney World where kids go. It's is a fucking ass clown move. Yes. God, it makes me angry, Chrissy. I know. It really does. I don't know why. Well, me too.

I hope he's punished.

He should be punished, and he's not suing Disney.

The Bear Bottoms spanking is what he means.

Oh, Bear Bottoms spanking. Now you got to be going. You're too excited. You and Jeff have been. I don't know what you and Jeff were up to. They called me last night. They did. We're talking about this, the other thing regarding the podcast. Jizy Jeff and I are having a little man conversation about what to do with the commercial break. I don't know. Like a board of directors meeting between Jeff and I.

We had a little directors meeting.

Yeah, little directors meeting.

I was cooking with my EVO.

That's right. She was cooking with an EVO, and they told me that Jeff said that he had a riding crop, and he was smacking Haudly on the butt every time. No, I was smacking him. He was smacking you every time.

I was smacking him. He was wearing his chaps. I was smacking him whenever he didn't serve something correctly.

To just have a camera, just one camera in the house. We can blur things out later on down the road, but I Just imagine Christie's naked butt and Jeff's naked ass, and he's just over there twiddling his little figs and berries.

Extra virgin olive oil all over us.

Evy O'O, hot splash, on his nipples, and he's like, Oh, ouch, ouch, ouch. And Christie's He's like, Get back there and cook those eggs. Get back there, Jeff. And he's like, Yes, ma'am. Yes, ma'am. Medium. Over easy. Washed that lettuce. Yeah. Get that lettuce washed. Swear to God, did you mince the garlic or chop the garlic? Because there's a difference, Jeff. I don't know, ma'am. I don't know. You're going to know. And then Chrissy just takes a spoonful of hot oil and just throws it on his balls. You deserve it. Yes, ma'am. I do. Yes, mistress. Yes, mistress. Oh, God. I swear to God, swear to God, if we ever do anything outside of this studio, it's going to include live video from their house because there's some shit going on down there that none of us know about. But I think I'm getting close to the truth here on the commercial break.

You're chipping away.

All right. Let's chip away at our debt by playing some commercials.

Okay.

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I'm enthralled. Don't I become enthralled with the birds? The bird cam? That come to the bird feater that we have outside. And we're always like, There's a new one, and what is that one called? And we're trying to look them up, and I'm taking pictures and they're blurry because I'm trying to take them in the window and whatever. So we got the Bird Buddy.

You got the Bird Buddy, which is like what? A little camera that takes pictures when they come.

It's a bird house. You fill it with the food, and there's a camera right there.

So interesting. I know.

It's really fascinating.

That is cool, actually.

Takes pictures, identifies the species.

Yeah, you just had a saffron finch at your house. I didn't even know there was such thing as a saffron finch. I didn't either. Saffron is one of my least favorite smells in the world, but the saffron finch is very pretty at your house. It's beautiful. Yes. I want one of those at Chrissy's house. I want a little bird house that we can put in Chrissy's house.

I want the Bird Buddy. Except inside.

I want the Bird Buddy. I want the Ball Buddy. Is what I want. Every time Jeff's berries come out, I want to take a picture. Identify them. Yes, identify. I want a heat sensor, too. I want to tell me what temperature it's at so we can figure out when Jeff's most fertile. Oh, my God. We were talking the other day and I was talking about one of my kids packing to go to their grandparents house, and she was like, counting to get away with putting I said, Bring three. She had like 10. She said, I'll count. I'll count. She was going, one, one, one, one, two, two, three, three. I was just laughing about this because I forgot what I was going to say.

You were thinking about just berries.

Oh, okay. I got you. I said, That's how we ended up with so many children. We kept counting the days wrong. One, first day of the cycle. One, one, one, one. You got it wrong. That's how he ended up with so many children. Then somehow, someway, of course, Instagram popped up some fertilization app that's on there now where you can time and tell your schedule and do your thing. I'm here to tell you, be careful because that shit don't always work. It doesn't always work. You got to be careful about that stuff. I think that's a... Listen, in this country, right now, contraception is more important than ever. Prophylactic means you got to get it done. But I went on the website and I was like, Oh, this sounds like a recipe for disaster. I hope these people with the best of intentions to tell women and men how they can avoid or how they can get pregnant. This prophylactic method There's a lot of suing going to go on because I'm sure that that stuff isn't right half the fucking time. Can't sperm live for like 30 days or something, some shit like that?

Something like that. I don't know. Speaking of, it's about time for me.

You don't have to worry about that.

I do.

And Jeff doesn't have to worry about that anymore.

Well, Jeff's gone for two tests, right?

Yeah, and he's clear.

Okay, he's clear. I haven't done my one test yet. It's coming up very soon, right? In the next couple of days, I got to do my window. I got to alert the whole staff and team over there. I'm selling Jeff about that. Urologist. It's so crazy.

I can't believe you don't have to send off.

No, not with this. No, this version, you have to literally call, let them know. I'm about to go. I'm about to jizz, right? It's so crazy. I'm about to go.

You have to plan it.

Hi, it's me, Brian. I'm about to jizz. I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming. Can I bring my jizz down there? Can I bring my jizz? I'm sorry, he's not in. Yeah, I mean, that's what I was going to say.

You got to really plan this out to when the doctor is going to be there.

Yeah, I feel like I got to edge myself for an hour while I'm waiting for the doctor to call me back to let me know what time to bring the jizz in. I'm just like, I don't know what time I should bring the jizz in. Apparently, they do it by microscope. They put it under the microscope, but I have a certain window to get it to them before the sperm die, and then it's like they can't use it. But I'm just hoping that I get it knocked out first time. I'm hoping that I have to do this twice, but knowing me, I'll have to do it five times and embarrass myself every time as I'm bringing this milky cup into the... How do I go through the lobby with that? I guess I'm going to have to put it under a coat or in a trash bag or something.

I cannot believe they didn't even give you a little box or something.

They did give me a box. But one of my kids took it to play with it, and it got thrown away after they broke it.

Well, use an Amazon box.

Yeah, I should probably put my Jizz cup up away from the children, but I just threw my Jizz cup on the floor. One of my is eating strawberries out of the Jizz cup, and then the doctor is going to be like, There's strawberry juice in here. Well, doctor, you know what they say. I mean, I don't know. I don't know what to tell you. It's like, I guess there's... I mean, I know somebody- You might want to call and recheck this whole situation. They have gave me a whole sheet of paper, and I have the sheet of paper, and I just read it two days ago, and it was like, yes, I have to call. By the way, there is somebody else who I knew who had a vasectomy, where you have to do the same thing. Now, here's the good news. I have found that there is a branch of this particular urology company that is right down the street from my house. So at least I don't have to time it out too much. I can be there in seven minutes. I'd almost rather, and I know they don't do this very often anymore, but I would almost rather jizz there because at least then I know I'm there.

I can jizz. They know it's fresh. Everything's fine. How I would reach Climax while I was in a doctor's office bathroom, I'm not sure. But it's the internet. I'm sure I could find something to hang on to.

Didn't you say there was a hot nurse involved there at the place?

Oh, my God. Fucking Nurse Lepa, Nurse Dua Lepa came in to shave my balls. Prep me. She was handling it like it was, I don't know, radioactive. She was like, had a one finger like this, and she was like,. But it should indicate how little I'm working with when I say one finger. Because it was one finger, two fingers. She grabbed it like she was grabbing, I don't know, like a baby would grab a piece of food off of a thing. But I was so high, I didn't care at the time. Chops. Yeah, chips, exactly. Maybe she should have used chopsticks. Fresh chips, the wooden kind, where you have to slide them. Where you slide them. To make sure you don't get splinters in your mouth. Can you imagine, end up getting a splinter in your dick from chips? No. Oh, man, that would be rather Pleasant. I am a big boy, and I understand that there's lots, thousands and thousands of men that probably get this done on a daily basis. I'm not the only guy who has to jizz in a cup. There's lots of jizzing going on around the world and lots of jizzing going into cups to make sure that everything's okay or to count your sperm count or whatever.

But there's just something so... It takes me back to seventh grade when I'm trying to avoid standing up in the classroom with a boner. I feel so embarrassed about having to bring my jizz I would just like, I want to go in there with a trench coat and then leave with a trench coat.

It's literally their business. I know. I know. You're not taking it in the Starbucks.

No, that's true.

Or car wash. Do you know? Or whatever. You're taking it to the place that this is their business.

That's true. There's mostly... Women go to urologists, too. But it was mostly men that I've seen in there. I don't think there's... I think a lot of women go to urologists, but maybe not this particular practice. I'm not sure. There was not a lot of women around that were not nurses or people working at the front desk or assistants, and all of them were women except for the doctor. I got to navigate this, I don't know, this road of ladies that I want to somewhat respect me as a human being, and then I got to shake my jizz in front of them.

Hopefully, you're never going to see them again.

Hopefully, I'll never see them again unless I have to go back and do it again. Yes. Didn't Jeff have to go back and do it twice?

No, he He didn't have to go back and have another surgery. He just had to provide another sample.

No, that's what I'm saying. But he had to go twice because the first one didn't work out.

We sent ours away.

Oh, you did? Yeah.

We didn't have to leave the house.

Really? No.

That's why I'm so surprised you have to do this whole I'm in the dance.

And did you and Jeff use EVOO as a part of extracting that sample? That's what I should do. I should sell Astrid. I should say Astrid. Yeah. Come on in here. Help me out a little bit. Yes.

It was a team effort.

You're beautiful. We've done this before. It ended up we had more children. But I promise you this time, let's do it where we can't, where it's almost certain we're not going to have children. Let's do it that way. Give me a hand, Shandy. Then I'm going to have to get in and do the commercial break. But if you drop this off on the way to pick up the kids, I would appreciate it. They should have a night drop box where you just like a jizz drop.

Or like at the bank for the...

Yeah, the little night deposit bank. Hi, Mr. Green. Hi, I'm here for my deposit. If you give me just one second, I'll get that to you. You know what? That's not a bad idea, actually. That's what they should do. Well, of course, You have a urologist that actually has technology, so they're going to send it away in a box where I don't have to go anywhere. I just put it in. Do you think the US post office is like, God damn it, another jizz drop?

It did be.

Another jizz.

I didn't say it on the box. It was a very nondescript box.

Do you know how they have the Ubers that will drop stuff off for you? Oh, yeah. I got my glasses that one time. Remember, I got glasses. I had an Uber driver drive 80 miles. Yes. Two hours before I was supposed to get on a flight.

Was there a helicopter involved?

The guy wanted me to get on a helicopter, but the owner wasn't there. Remember? Yes. Okay. What if I hire the Uber to do the jizz drop, and I just give them a really nice tip, and I seal it in a box, and maybe I put a hand warmer in there. You know the hand warmers you I put a couple of hand warmers in there.

The ones where you have to break them?

Yeah, exactly. I put a couple in there just to ensure that it stays warm. Then I give it to the Uber driver, and I say, Could you please? Now, I don't want anybody handling any dangerous radioactive material. Why is it? I would wrap it up. I do an Amazon box. I put a box inside of a box, inside of a box, inside of a box, a baboochka type thing, and I'd wash my hands after each boxing. You know what I'm saying? That way no one has any problems. I just give it to him and I say, Listen, go drop this off. Front desk reception, sign for me. Everything. They don't know who I am. You say you're Brian Green walking there, and there's a nice $100 tip for your trouble.

I think you're making this more than it needs to be.

I know, but I'm a three-year-old in my head.

Wait, what? And that would mean that you're still in the nonage phase.

I'm still in the nonage phase. That's right. What was our word today?

Our word today was edify.

Edify. To edify somebody. It means to improve, instruct or improve someone morally or intellectually. Okay, well, I want to edify this process of putting jizz in a cup. Yeah. Yes.

We're not edifying anyone here by talking about this.

That's right. If I can get an EKG on my fucking iPhone, I should be able to determine if I have any sperm. Yeah, your watch. Yeah. Shouldn't that be just jizz on my watch and it tells me, Hey, you've got jizz? Yeah. All right. Www. Tcbpodcast. Com. You know how to do it. Go there. You can listen to the entire library, watch the entire library. And additionally, you can get your free piggy fronting sticker. Hit the Contact Us button, drop down menu, I want my free sticker. Send us your physical address. We'll send it off to you in 7 to 10 days. Also, we'd like to thank the good people at Odyssey. Go listen on the Odyssey app now available on the App Store or Android Store. Please go listen on Odyssey.

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Yes. Please do. Okay. The other thing that I wanted to tell you is that my mom will be making an appearance on the podcast very shortly. If you would like to ask my mom something, you can send that question or that need for advice. You can send it via text message or voicemail to 1-626. Ask TCB, the number 3. That's 626. Ask TCB, the number 3. Toll free from anywhere in the world. Ask Brian's mom, Ask TCB. Questions, comments, concerns, content, ideas. We take them all. Feel free to leave us a voice message. Actually, quite a few people have left us a voice message. Nice. Thank you. I've now figured that out. Yeah, so I'm editing those down.

I've now checked the right voicemail box.

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Yeah, we're still there. Go there. Youtube. Com/thecommercialbreak. All right, Christie, that is definitely all I can do for today.

I think so.

So I'll tell you that I love you. I love you. I'll say best to you. Best to you. And I'll say best to you out there in the podcast universe. Best podcast audience in the world. Until next time, Christie and I do say, we always say, and we must say, goodbye.