It's always smell good. I'll tell you for why. The first hole you penetrate is her nostril. On this episode of the Commercial Break. I think when you're going to talk about the chakras, then you say, whatever. Whatever it's called. Whatever it's called. I've studied it for 3,000 years. I am the last of the kung fu chakras. Or whatever. I was literally given my chakras by the Dalai Lama himself. But I can't remember what it's Whatever. Onward and upward. The next episode of the Commercial Break starts now. It's 30 in the morning. Oh, yeah, Caps and Kitts. Welcome back to the Commercial Break. I'm Brian Green. This is the beautiful co-host of The Commercial Break, Kristen Joy. Holdenly, best to you, Chrissy. Best to you, Brian. And best to you out there in the podcast universe. I started talking before the microphones were on. I was like, No. No. Professional organization, tip-stop, ship-shop over here in Shape.

Oh, yeah.

It's running like a well-oiled machine. Today, especially, we got it.

Dialed in. We're dialed into the phone number that doesn't work anymore.

Yeah, we'll get there. We'll get there. I'm almost ready to present a new phone number, but not quite yet. We're having all technical misfires here at the commercial break, but we'll get there. We'll get there. I want to share that we had planned today, the day that we're recording this episode. We had planned not to record this episode. We had planned to have a very special superstar guest for a PCB Info Marshall, and we could not get him for the life of us, could not get him into the actual studio from the Internet. Yeah, technical issues. I don't know what was going on.

It is a new moon today, so maybe that has something to do with it. Oh, is it?

Oh, well, that's- That explains it. That is the horse shit I was looking to excuse myself from. Boom. Boom, bam. Moon cycle. I'm having my man moon cycle. I had some hippy-diffy bullshit that was on my Instagram, and it was like, Have you been to a man moon circle? I was like, A man moon circle? Well, yes, I think I have, Actually, I think I've been to two or three Man-Moon circle. Two things to update about Instagram. They went to the word of the day. Number one, I found more. You remember I told you? Was this you? No. I think Tina or you, we talked about the Instagram reel I saw where the old ladies were at a party and they were passing around a plate of cocaine? No, that wasn't me. Okay. That was Tina. I saw this reel. I'm assuming somewhere in Western Europe.

Oh, you sent me the reel, though.

Yes. They were doing blow. They were like old ladies sitting in a table, big party going on around them with lots of different age groups, kids all the way up to very old folks. The old ladies were sitting at a table and they were passing around a huge plate of cocaine and they were either sucking it into their mouths, and then you could tell they were licking their lips and rubbing their teeth, just as you would if you had done cocaine, or they were sucking it into their nose. So either inhaling it or sniffing it. I guess it goes to the same place either way. And then they showed them later on in the party, they were moving, dancing. Follow up to that video, there is a second part to that video where more old ladies at the same party are passing around that same plate of cocaine. I was like, this has got to be- Like Pablo Escobar's family? No, I think these were Western European folks. They almost looked like, I don't want to say the word gypsy because someone wrote me and told me that was highly offensive. I'm sorry, I didn't know.

They have it on TLC. I thought if it's on TLC, it must be safe to say on the TCB, but that's apparently not. But they looked like Western Europeaners, like travelers, something like that. Travelers. What What do you want me to say? I can't say gypsies. What do you want me to say? I mean, I'm sorry if I offended anybody, but I thought that was a term that they used for themselves on the fucking television show. Okay, all right. I'm going to calm down, though. I understand it might be offensive to people, so I'm going to call them travelers. That's what they look like. Travelers. Travelers. I don't know. Okay. Okay, so here we go. Then I thought to myself, wow, this is either one big hoax video. They're clearly sucking up sugar or something, baby laxative or whatever. Or this is how you and I retire. This is where we go to retire at the Western European Travelers Parties.

Where are you going? Traveling.

Traveling. Travel to the parties where they just hand out free cocaine to old people. I thought to myself, why the fuck not? Why the fuck not? Good for you. This made, honestly, Chrissy, and I told Tina this, it made me think about drug abuse in an entirely different way. You do the drugs when you're young, test them out, see how they go, see if you're one of those people that are going to die on the side of the street or manage to pull through. Then you do them when you're very old. Okay. Very young, very old. Because when you're old, what the fuck do you have to lose? You might as well have a party. Now, my luck, I take one little... I start sucking it because I got congestion now because of the young cocaine abuse I did. But I suck that first line and I plop down right there, Widowmaker.

Or- We have a really good time.

We go to a man moon cycle and we get it done. Then number two on Instagram, I wanted to share with you, is that because of these hippy dippy shit that I follow sometimes I sometimes to laugh at, and then sometimes I actually am into it. I saw a big circle of people. Imagine 80 hippies in a big circle. I'm assuming Costa Rica, Columbia. On the beach? No, not on the beach. Forest? But that would have been nice. Forest? That would have been nice. In the forest, in the rainforest somewhere. I knew it was one of those. They were doing the ayahuasca ceremony. They all had the ayahuasca cups, and they were all sucking it up. The beginning is they're chanting to the new man, moon cycle or whatever. Whatever. They slurped down that nastiest drink of ayahuasca. Then, quick cut, now they're all out in the middle of the rainforest, tripping their brains out, throwing up. It was, reminded me.

Who was filming this?

The one guy who did not do ayahuasca that day. Yes. The one guy who was like, I'm good.

That's me.

You guys go ahead.

That would be me. I'm going to wait and see what happens.

Listen, I'm going to let you finish. But before you do, I'm really cool with whatever you guys are about to do. Let me step back and film it for posterity's sake. You're going to want to see yourself screaming like a howler monkey because you're dying a thousand deaths on the inside, throwing up blood out your nose. I'm just going to be here filming it for Instagram because that's what you do.

We're going to pop it up on Instagram.

Nothing like going through an ayahuasca ceremony to make sure it gets on Instagram. Yes. Unbelievable.

Otherwise, you didn't do it.

Yeah. Picks or it didn't happen. Isn't that what they say? Receipts, it didn't What's going to happen? Yeah. Word of the day.

Oh, the word of the day today. Are you ready?

I think.

You ask me that a lot. Are you ready?

Are you ready?

Like, I guess. Yes. You're going to do it anyways, right?

Yeah, you're going to do it anyways. Why would I not have to read it? It is duende. Duende? Duende. Duende.

The day- Duende.

Duende.

Duende.

D-u-e-n-d-e. Yes, that is the alternate. That is the Greek word for Mondays. Do I get to the end of the day? It's important to duende.

I like that. That's good.

Use it in a sentence. Let me see if I can actually get the real meaning of it.

The duende behind his song comes from nature.

The Inspiration. Behind that song comes- Inspirado, inspirado. Why don't you come to your senses?

The quality of passion and inspiration. There you go. That is it. It's a Spanish origin. You've been riding my fences.

Sorry.

That song will now be in my head for the rest of the day.

What a great song. What a great song. Despirado. Despirado. Why don't you come to your senses? You've been out riding fences for so long now. Riding fences, never got it, but sounds... Is that what it says? Yeah, but riding fences or making fences or something like that.

You're not making fences.

You're out making fences because you're high on that math. You better calm down and get some good I got some Mountain Dew and Duwenda. What is it? Duwenda? Duwenda. Duwenda. Desperado. Desperado lyrics. Let's see here. Desperado. Lierre. Let me make sure that I get this one right. L lyrics. Because now I'm thinking to myself, I don't know if he says riding fences.

I don't think it does, but maybe.

Desperado, why don't you come to your senses. We know that part. You've been out riding fences for so long now. Oh, you're a hard one. I think this is about sex. But I know that you've got your reasons. These things that are pleasing could hurt you somehow. This is about riding a dildo. I'm sure of it now.

Or you remember that one episode that we did with the people who want to have sex with inanimate objects? There was a fence involved in that one.

Yes, there was. You are so I'm correct about that, Chrissy.

My memory hasn't gone yet.

Your memory hasn't gone yet.

I can't remember where I put my chapstick five minutes ago.

Oh, that is the worst. I am terrible.

I have 15 chapsticks, and I can never find one when I go to get one.

I have to keep one here. I know. I have to keep one here just so I don't forget where I forgot to forget it. I do it.

Exactly.

I forgot where I forgot. I put that thing. I mean, I'm forgetting my forgetting now. You know what I'm saying? I'll forget something, I'll go looking for it, and then I can't find it. But then I forget what I'm looking for. I'm like, I forgot what I'm forgetting. It's unbelievable. I'm like, I'm going like...

I hear you.

I'm going three levels deep into forgetting, and it's really sad. Why does that happen? I don't know. I feel like COVID has something to do with it.

I'm going to blame it on COVID.

I like to blame it on COVID, too. I think I have that long COVID brain fog, or it just accelerated my already intense brain fog. All right, let's do some headlines. Universal Music Group pulling the entire catalog from TikTok. Did you hear this one?

I did not.

According to the Morning Brew, the biggest hurdle to get... Excuse me. When future archeologists find the TikTok catalog, they're going to be so bored watching the post Barbie homages to girlhood without the haunting Billy Eilish song. Universal Music Group, UMG, which is a music label for huge artists like Eilish, Taylor Swift, and Drake, said it would pull its catalog from the platform after failing to negotiate a new contract with TikTok. The app's nearly 1.4 billion users should start to hear the change today. That was two weeks ago now that I'm reading this, so it may have changed. You heard it here last. He heard it here last on the commercial break. The Commercial Rock. The change will be happening today in songs and videos as the old contract expired at midnight. This is February third this happened.

What happens if you're looking at a TikTok that had one of these songs that's been pulled? Is it just silence?

Yeah, I think it gets pulled automatically. I don't know for sure, but I imagine that's how licensing works. You can't then continue to gain views if you don't have a contract for those views to be played on music, to be played with that music. The biggest hurdle to getting a new deal was royalty payments. Umg accused TikTok of building a music-based business without paying fair value for that music. That comes after the app reportedly brought in nearly $20 billion in ad revenue last year.

Wow, that's insane.

Online safety concerns, worries that TikTok isn't doing enough to protect artists from AI, or some of the other issues, UMG discussed. The company pushed back... Tiktok is sweating this issue, saying that there's a false narrative from UMG. It reached an artist's first deal with other labels, but this could represent a major snag in TikTok's future music plans, especially after it launched TikTok music back in '21. In some countries, including Ireland, Australia, and Mexico, they did that to take on Spotify and Apple Music. Listen, they already have the established user base to become the place and to become the place to listen to music because everyone's familiar with the app. It's right there at their fingertips. They don't have to deal with that fucking apple turning on every goddamn time you turn on your car. That's right. And still happening to me today. I know. The lying, lying.

I know. When it on my phone, I'm like, I listened to that three months ago.

Why? I know. It's so random. It's so random, but once it gets stuck, it just keeps playing the same song. It does it every time. And then all of a sudden, it'll play a new song. You know what is playing in me now? Playing in me. You know what's playing in me now?

What's the Duwinde?

What's the Duwinde? The Duinde is I googled, or I, excuse me, on Apple Music, I searched for a remix of that Creed song because I was going play it. So now I've got that, whatever that was from the other day. Oh, you got your favorite band. Oh, my God. I can't stand it. I'm going 6 feet under, maybe 6 feet under, ain't that far? Drop the creed. Drop the Creed. You know they're a Christian band who didn't intend to be Christian, but now we're a Christian, don't She got all the young ones up in arms. I think this is a big deal for TikTok because I think part of the allure of TikTok is the music. Because a lot of people do dancing and things. And so many artists have broke big on Breaking Bad, essentially, on TikTok. And when you can't then distribute your music- We broke big. Broke big. We broke big on the backs of nobody's music, on the backs of 33P, owned by no catalog.

Company. That's right. Call me TikTok.

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I love it. We've summed quite a few songs on this show, I think. None of them remarkably well. No. But, hey, why not?

We'll do a little ditty.

Who can forget Reggaetonie?

Got your lover. Got your lover. Making pasta, rig, rig, gotoni. Yeah. That poor bastard. There's an episode of the commercial break called Reggaeton, Reggaeton. Reggaeton. Yeah, like regga, and then the name Tony. It's probably episode... It's got to be in the first 50 episodes. We were reviewing bad music auditions. There was one from, I think it was American Idol, maybe in Europe somewhere. Two guys come up. They look perfectly normal, perfectly decent human beings. But this is back in the late '90s, I think, early 2000s, something like that. It's from a long time ago. The judges were like, Okay, what are you going to sing? The guy's like, Well, I'm going to sing a song we actually made up ourselves. He's like, Okay, great. One of the guys starts off lovely. It's a lovely song. Oh, yes. Sounds great. Yeah, he's I want to take you home. I won't leave you.

The judges are looking at you and they're like, Oh, okay.

Oh, wow, this guy. And then Regga Tony, the guy standing next to him doing nothing for the first six verses of the song, is like, Let me down, girl. Get you down, Lick your bova. Lick your bova. Lick your bova. Lick your bova. Lick. Yeah, man. Come on now. He starts doing this reggae rap in the background, completely destroying any chances of other guys to get in. It was just so fucking funny. I wish we could have those guys on. Whatever happened to Regga Tony, that's what I wanted to know. Did they break big on TikTok or are they headed straight for TCB minus.

I think the latter may be true.

The latter is probably true because it's not hard to break it big here. We'll literally take anybody. As long as you can figure out how to get on our hosting system, we'll be happy to have you as a guest. I think big deal for Universal and TikTok. I probably imagine by the time this airs, they've already figured it out. I figured it out. But it's a big deal even to It's all it for just a couple of weeks because you're right, so many of those TikTok fads are around dancing and dancing to very popular music. But I wonder how much an artist gets paid per view on TikTok. I don't know. It's got to be Oh, thousands of a penny. Because when you are on Spotify- That's the way it is with Spotify. Yeah, when you're on Spotify, Taylor Swift made what? $100 million on Spotify in 2023 or something like that? She was the most popular artist, and then there was Bad Bunny, he was the second most popular artist, and I think he made $93 million or whatever it is. But they had billions of plays of their songs. If you're the average artist, like 33 Penus or Chopper Johnson, and you're getting, I don't know for me, tens of plays every day.

But let's say you're getting hundreds of thousands of plays every month, you aren't making any money on Spotify. You might be getting an $80 check from them. Oh, yeah. And someone's listening to your music, hundreds of thousands of times. I can understand why you'd be upset. Because if you had to go to Turtles Music and buy a CD to listen. Oh, Turtles. Yeah, you'd pay $2,999 or whatever. At the beginning, it was $2,999. By the end, it was $2,999. For a CD, an entire album's worth music, but there was a good chance that the artist actually saw some cut of that, two or three dollars from every sale. So if you sold hundreds of thousands, let's say there was hundreds of thousands of people generating those hundreds of thousands of views, those hundreds of thousands of people buying your music, if I do my quick math, you're making 57 million dollars per CD.

That's good math.

I carried the one this time.

That is good math.

So I do think this is a big deal. And of course, UMG is trying to get their take, and TikTok doesn't want to pay as much. But they made $20 billion last year. Is it really a big deal to cut off an extra billion to the artists who are making your platform so popular? But you know what they say? You know what they say? Tiktok is a Chinese-owned application, and the Chinese are known to be the toughest negotiators in the world, except for me. I am also the toughest negotiator in the world. If you want me to lose money, all you have to do is negotiate with me. That's right. I will make it tough for myself to make any money in a negotiation. That's how I roll.

Buy high, sell low. That's your motto. Yes, that's right.

Okay, Brian, we've come to the conclusion that your catalog is worth $10,000. Well, I've come to the conclusion that I'll sell it to you for $3,000.

Not a penny less.

And not a penny more. Okay, we'll check our math real quick on this one. Yep, I'm getting universal consent here in the- My manager approved it. I'm going behind my manager's back to make myself an even worse deal. Okay, I'm checking in the boardroom here. Yes, we all agree. $3,000 and not a penny more. $1,000. I thought we agreed on three. Well, now I want one. Okay, we'll go down to one.

I just need it in cash right now. Yes.

I'll take $58, and I want you to PayPal it to me immediately. Okay. What about $30? And we'll cover the PayPal fee. Twenty-seven. Okay, that's a good deal. Can you sign the contract? I already signed it. I crossed out $10,000. I put $7.27..

You've already sent it to me to sign, too. Christie, Can you just signed this. I'm going to need you to sign it, take a picture, get it back to me, quick, quick, quick.

So we can not get paid for three months. I need you to make that check payable to Georgia Power. To Verizon Wireless, cell phone services.

Phone. Com.

Phone. Com. Well, in In life, you're good at some stuff, you're not good at others. That's why you hire somebody else to do all the tough talking for you. All right, we'll take a break. We'll be back.

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Do you remember I was telling you about how... Or maybe I'll send you this off here. Jon Anthony Lifestyle, the poir that we have talked about many times on this show, who- Pickup artist. Pickup artist, who was just a terrible human being in general, based on his videos, was a terrible human being. He couldn't even remember the name of the girl that supposedly had been running around town, grabbing threesomes with him. Couldn't even remember. Couldn't be bothered to remember a name. He was picking up girls at the mall, at the jewelry stand, all All kinds of crazy shit. Starbucks. Starbucks, all crazy shit. He is turning a corner on his channels. I've just been watching some of his videos, and he has been turning a corner. He is now a critic of other plus. He is a guy who's just going straight at other PUAS for their techniques and their tactics, saying they're misogynistic and they're bad and they never work. I mean, it's quite the kettle calling the pot black. I'm not even sure how that saying goes. It's quite the kettle calling the Q-Tip white. I'm just saying that for- That's a good new one.

Thank you.

I'm saying that from the perspective of a guy who knows not anything about picking up women. But I know that these tactics don't I'm smart enough to know that. I've got enough fucking common sense in my head to understand that this stuff just doesn't work under any circumstance. I mean, maybe everyone's in a... Even a blind squirrel- gets a night. Even a blind squirrel makes his way to a tree. Even a blind squirrel gets a strawberry every once in a while. I just can't believe the corner this guy is turning. He's trying to make himself more presentable. Yeah, he's leaned in the other way. I think it's generally because there's been a big backlash online about Poise and their bullshittery. It doesn't make sense. It probably was never going to work. It's taking advantage of guys who are obviously in vulnerable positions and are willing to do anything just to find some company, which I don't feel bad for the Poise. I feel bad for the guys in the audience.

That are paying money to go through these programs.

These programs or these guys that get wrapped up with Andrew Tate and his fucking- Good money. His scam kingdom or whatever it is. They're paying really good money. They're paying thousands of dollars to get these courses that are 30 minutes long and include guys like John Anthony talking about making out with three women at the same time. That doesn't help them get women. It just makes you feel better about yourself, John Anthony lifestyle. I'm keeping an eye on you, but I don't believe a fucking word you say. I think if the money was in the Poir community, you would be back with them in a heartbeat. Where you're seeing the tide turn and you have enough common sense up in this noggin of yours to turn that corner with them so you also don't get the shit end of the stick. What's he doing now? He's reviewing all of the Poir's online. For money. Oh, he's still doing the same thing. He's still going to coach you. He just slyly puts it in there while he's criticizing other poise. He tells you that he's the better poids, right? But he's taking a little bit more of a soft touch.

Okay. So he's doing these breakdown videos like we do of other poids. To be fair, I mean, not to be fair, to be fair to us, John Anthony started doing these breakdown videos of other poids suspiciously after we started breaking down John Anthony's poids videos. I'm not saying he did it because we did it. I'm saying that it's in I think he's just following the trends like a lot of influencers do, exactly like we do. When it's trendy to talk about something, four and a half years later, we'll catch up to it. We just learned there was a pandemic. You want to talk about it? Trump won? He won? Last time, we did a breakdown, and I noticed that John is now going after the '21 Convention.

Oh, the one that we reviewed a little while back. Yes. Where the other guy, who's the other Adam Ryan. Adam Lyon. Adam Lyon. There are many, many guys that talk about the '21 Convention.

The '21 Convention in and of itself, the '21 Group. It's legendary. It's legendary. It's still out there. They got at least 50 to 60 views per YouTube video. They are really doing what? They get as many views as we do on our YouTube videos. Come on, guys. Watch a YouTube video. Is that really that hard? Could you do a favor for us, please? Pretty please. I will literally pay you a $1,000 to watch 10 minutes of my video. I got to up that average watch time from one second to seven seconds. The 21 Convention, apparently, is a big deal in this community, and it's a whole lifestyle. It's not just about- Of course it is. Yeah, it's not just about picking up women. It's about being a man and asserting yourself and taking control of the family.

Having the right lighting.

Yeah, having the right lighting. Lamps. Lamps.

I like lamp.

I like lamp. I went I watched some of the videos of the '21 Convention, and I found a very interesting segment about what it takes to have that masculine energy that women really want. This guy is a one of a kind. I don't know if he came from the party in the woods or if he came from the Poir community. I think he's a good mix of alien light language and the Poir community. Okay. I thought we'd take a look at him.

He had some spiritualness mixed in.

I think that's what he's trying to go for. I'm not sure with any effect, but It's A for effort.

The Man-Moon cycle?

Man-moon cycle. Just go for the Man-Moon cycle. The Man-Moon cycle. But I found it interesting enough that we should review here in the commercial break, which is a low bar, by the way. But okay, there we go. I was trolling on the internet. As you do. As I do like to do.

And I'm ready, just so you know. Okay.

You're answering me before I ask. We've gotten to that point. We're like an old married couple. Finish each other's sentences. All All right, let's take a listen to what it takes to get that masculine energy that women are so attracted to. Okay.

What I tried to capture in here- His name is Zan Perronin.

Is that Perronin? What's his name? I don't know. Whatever. Zan. He probably says Zan. Zon. Zon.

I tried to capture in here, and it's so powerful. I tried to write about the energy of men who women adore. They get a free pass. I tried to write about it. What do they have? What is the qualities that they have? What is the spirit that they have?

Why is he holding his pants like Michael Jackson?

I hate guys who hold their belt buckle like that. They make them look like their dick's about to pop out of their pants. I got to keep it in. I got to hold them in. Yeah, I got to keep it in. He's wearing an entirely too small gray shirt. T-shirt. Yeah, his dad bought all over the place. He's got a Fouman Chew and a scruffy, way too wide goatey. This guy's got to look. It's like, I could have been Johnny Depp. But I went to Krispy Kreme instead. You know what I'm saying? I could have been the Johnny Depp before.

That's pretty spot on. Yeah.

I'm not going to make fun of teeth because teeth are not something you control. But He's got a gray V-neck shirt on, dad bought in full effect, and then he's holding his belt buckle as this is- He's got quite a few bracelets and necklaces on. As if his Anaconda is about to slip out of the Amazon.

And ring. Oh, yeah.

He's jewelleryed up. That's a thing. That's a thing with guys. More rings like me. The more bracelets you wear, the more pussy you get. There's an equation there somewhere.

If you start from here, which is a center of gravity as a man here.

It's not the center of gravity for a woman also.

He's pointing to his chest.

Okay, yeah. It looks like he's about to kung fu us all into paying more money.

What chakras, but if you do, imagine your center, whatever, chest, heart chakra. You start from an energy force from here as a man, okay?

I like when you go to talk about the chakras and you say, whatever. Whatever it's called. Yeah, whatever it's called. I've studied it for 3,000 years. I am the last of the kung fu chakras. Or whatever. I was literally given my chakras by the Dalai Lama himself. But I can't remember what it's called. Whatever. Onward and upward. You paid good money to be here. Look at this Samsung TV behind me. They don't even have a screen. You go to a convention and they have the big screens behind them. It's a big TV. Yeah, those big, complicated setups with the stage and the lighting. No, they don't spend money on frilly shit here at the 21 Convention. They're just going to go get a Walmart. Please don't take it out of the wrapping. You know the little little little little little little little little around it? The little plastic thing you got to take.

When you need to return it after.

This is incredibly important. You start from here like this. Your energy as a man moves out into the world from here, and it goes up and out. Like a breath?

Just like my dick. Just like my dick. There it is. Do it with me. Yeah, there it is. There it was. There's my energy right on the floor, roiling around. Roiling around, screaming. Thank God. I was stuck in his dick chakra or whatever.

It goes like this. It's a beautiful masculine energy. This is you being charming, being humorous, being inviting, being gracious. This is you saying, Would you like some more wine? This is you saying, Hey, can I get your- Whoa, all that from your whatever chakra?

I didn't know your whatever chakra was in charge of getting people wine. But that's awesome.

Would you like some more wine?

Hey, whatever Chakra. Let's get to action. What do you need? Let's ask her if she wants some more wine. Or maybe one of those pigs in a blanket. Those are really good. Yeah, whatever Chakra. Get to work. All right, all right. Can we come up with a name, please? Whatever Chakra sounds shitty to the other chakras. I'm here talking to the anus chakra. And he says he's got a name, anus chakra. All right, whatever chakra, get to work.

For you. This is you telling a joke. And this is you. Hey, guys. Nice to meet you. This is a great, beautiful, upper energy, masculine beauty. Charm, empathy, sympathy. Whatever. Humor, all these beautiful- All of it.

Whatever.

I had it all in. Just breathe.

By the way, I didn't know that was masculine energy just to be polite. I know. I thought polite was being polite. Empathy. Yeah, empathy. That's masculine. I'm sorry, I've got my whatever chakra turned off. Fuck you.

Qualities of man. Comes from here and moves on to the world. Imagine you're on a job interview. Everything about you is high. You're sitting across the table from the interview. Yes, I did this. And even your eye contact is high. You can feel it, right? You're lifting, you're straight up as an arrow.

You might actually be high, too.

I am so fucked up, man. We're ready to go kill this interview? I got those dibbity dabs right in my whatever chakra. Let's go. I'm going to jizz out my energy. I'm just going to jizz it out on the floor. Up and out, up and out, just like the dick chakra.

And I did this, and everything is high energy and it's a beautiful energy. It's a beautiful masculine energy, and it's needed. Okay?

Is that the floor about to break energy?

Now, imagine from the same sense. Yep.

The whole room that there is about to collapse. But whatever. Whatever. You paid good money. I got my belt buckle on. It's my superhero belt buckle. As long as I keep touching it, we're all in good space, buddy.

Of gravity here. You sent your same heart. Or originating place.

It's got that same heart.

Not a different heart?

Yeah. Do you have any cue cards or anything? Did you think about memorizing this before you came on your heart? He's trying to say chakra, but he can't remember. He's like, your heart, your originating place. The originating place. You know, your center of gravity. Center of gravity. Not your center of gravity, you shit for brains.

There's an equal a balancing energy that is necessary to be a man.

This is your dick energy. Dick energy, your dick, chaka.Y, Brian.

Finally, we get to me.Y.

Brian, 3,000. My little 33 P, that's right. Shut up, whatever. Shut up, you, whatever, Chaka. Hey, man, I'm just up here trying to get some wine. Get some wine for the bitches so they can get drunk and I can get to screw it. Yeah. Why, Brian, 3,000? I literally got bottles and bottles slipping on my dick. I am driven with why, Brian, 3000. Hey, settle down. Be polite.

Fuck you.

Whatever, Chaka.

Hey, if you don't settle down, I'm going to tell Brian you said, Fuck you.

Fuck you. I'm the new center of gravity around here. I'm on the floor banging bitches and having fun. You are so rude. God damn right, I'm rude. That's how you get the ladies. I thought it was being polite. He's lying, everybody. He just wants another $1,000.

An energy that goes down and out into the world.

God damn right, we go down, down into the interior of the vulva.

Oh, my God, you're so rude. Fuck off. I will not. I will not.

It's low on the floor. He vibrates. It's a vibration.

Can you feel the vibration?

Coming from the floor?

It's the floor collapsing. Can you feel the vibration? This holiday in Express is about to fold. Oh, man. I didn't think this was going to be this much fun, but I love it now.

Everything's about is lower. Your voice is lower. Everything's lower. This is your sexual desire.

This is- He's pointing like he's- He's revealed something that no one's ever said before. He's fucking It's Sir Olivier doing Shakespeare. He's like, This is your dick energy. Do you see it? Do you see my dick energy? It's coming from the floor. It's coming from the floor.

It's vibrating.

It's about to rumble up. What if you just had a huge erection?

It's time to show off. Oh, yeah.

That's what he was holding his belt buckle for.

That's right. Put that center of gravity back in your little heart cavity or whatever. We're going to now vibrate the floor with our balls. Bing, bang, bing, bang. Fee, five, full fun. Here comes my dick right in your bum.

Which in the West is a bad day. Toxic. You rapist.

What? I don't think you're a rapist because you have sexual energy.

Right?

Right? Am I right? No. Am I right? Was that right with the rape thing? Am I right? He's trying to build. Do you understand? Yeah. The whole audience is probably like, Jesus Christ. My mom told me not to come to this. I shouldn't listen to her.

This is you wanting to bend the world over. This is you seeing a hard-shaped ass. I like this. I like that.

God damn, right now we're talking turkey. This is you looking at a fat, fat ass going, God damn.

A hard-shaped ass.

Hard-shaped. I don't care what shape it is, really. I don't have eyes. I'm just a dick chacra.

That's your... And I tell you this, it's given to you by God. You fail God, women, men, society, Society, everything. When you block off that energy, which we all do.

You fail God, women, men, and society.

Exactly.

Right. Why do we have to get God involved?

Shut up, whatever, Jokra. You can crush your little soul.

He is all over the place. He's not using his center of gravity right now.

Just settle down. I'll get it back to him.

My goddamn balls, you will. Let the tiger loose. You know what I'm saying?

I do not know what you're saying.

I told you to fuck off. Fuck off.

Society has been taught, you, eyes front, respectful, don't have any this sexual energy at all, and it's wrong.

It's wrong. No one's saying don't have any sexual energy.

No one said don't have any sexual energy. You're taking it to the extreme. I've been watching some more recent '21 conventions, and this is what they all say. There's one guy that I watch on a video. He could not have said, Fuck more in his conversation. He was like, Fucking, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fucking men, fucking, fucking, fucking women, fuck, fuck, fuck. I was like, Wow, that's super intelligent conversation right there. Sorry, I was just getting a phone call from someone I owe money to. They're all so angry because they think that this is how society has told them to be. That's not true. That's not the case. Yes. Society generally does not want you going around raping people. That's not the point. They're not asking you to not be sexual. As a matter of fact, I think we could use a little bit more sexual energy out there in the right way. But just because you have a dick doesn't mean you don't have control over your dick. That's the point. He's playing into it. He's saying that everyone thinks you're a rapist just because you have a dick. That's not true. That is not true.

Saying to men that they don't have control over their own bodies is bullshit, and it is proliferating the problem, not fixing the problem, my opinion. And guys like this are just playing into it, left and right. So that was my serious talk for the day. Can we get back to the dick chopper? Sure. I know. I agree. I know. You don't like it when Brian gets all flopped. All right. Okay. But first, a break. We'll be back. Well, a break. Generally taking a break pretty soon. I'm pretty soon taking a break.

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Okay, we're back just where you wanted to be today on your morning drive or your afternoon run or whenever you're listening to this at the 21 Convention with Zon. Zon.

Your sexual energy that moves on to the... It's like bass that flows on the floor. Boom, boom, boom. And women can feel it. They can feel it when they're in the energy of a man who has to...

Drop the bass. Drop the dick chakra. Drop your energy. That's so stupid. I know. So stupid.

That sexual vibration that floats on the floor. But here's the key. And here's the key.

Do No. Obviously, this guy has never studied chakras. Never. He's happy to piggy front off of it, but he's never learned about it.

You need both. Both energies. If you're only this upper energy guy, which all the dating advice out there, all the mainstream media, how to be more humorous, how to take Toastmasters, how to tell a joke, how to be more tell storytelling.

Mainstream media. Yeah. Come to Yuckle's dating class down on 955 Center Avenue. We'll teach you how to tell jokes. How to pull endless flowers out of your coat pocket. And how to make coins magically appear behind girls' ears. Nothing gets you laid like Chuckles. So come on down to Chuckles laugh factory in dating advice.

He said, Juckles.

Juckles. Hi, I'm Juckles, and I, too, used to struggle with dating just like you. That's until I learned how to pull 14 people out of my clown car. Now I'm getting puse everywhere I go. It's literally impossible to miss it. I could put a blindfold on and end up with two children. I'm getting so much puse. Don't listen to those other whatever chakra, guys. Come on down and you'll learn classics like... Hey, what's that up your nose? Oh, it's a fake rose. What's on your shirt? What? Pull my finger. Pull my finger. Or the classic, Let me give you a wedge. That's Yuckles. Cloud Show and Dating Advice at 555 Central Avenue. Now under Chapter 11. Yuckles, Clown Show, Dating Advice. Clown School and Dating Advice. Yuckles, Clown School and Dating Advice. Yeah, that's right.

It's a combo. Yes.

Mainstream media pushing yuckles all over us. That's the problem. That's why we got all these issues. Mainstream media pushing yuckles all over us. We need more sincere deep thinkers in men. Like, chakra, whatever chakra. Nothing says deep and sincere, spiritual and alive, energetic and manly. Like, whatever chakra.

Just saying, we're to take a girl on a date is all...

I'm going to take a girl on a date so I find a shirt two sizes too small.

All of the instruction for men is how to be more of this nice guy, upper energy. If you're only upper energy, When you say to a girl, Hey, I like you. Would you like to go for coffee? She says, I have a boyfriend. You're top heavy and you fall over. What? You flinch, Oh, I didn't need you.

Why?

See how you fuck things up for us. Whatever energy.

Sorry, I can't help it every time I get in front of somebody, I just fall right over.

You're top heavy.

And you fall over. What is this, a pratfall class? You fall over.

He's been to Yuckles, obviously.

He's been to Yuckles. What he has not been to is a fucking... Super cuts. No one's washed that hair in two years. Oh, God, it's dripping with something.

You didn't mean anything by it? You didn't... I have a boyfriend. Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know he had a boyfriend. You're sorry because he had a boyfriend?

Never be sorry. Okay, I respect that.

Never say sorry. Never surrender.

I mean, what?

Don't say sorry. Don't say sorry. Don't say sorry.

Sorry.

You fucker. Now we're fucked.

We just fell down.

You know what I would have said? I would have said, Well, call them up and tell them you found a new dick to ride. That's what you said. How rude. Exactly. Too much of that upper energy always making us fall over at coffee shops.

My job as a man. So this upper energy is what's being taught. This is why we have a generation of nice guys. You're either in your basement.

A generation of nice guys, you make that sound like a bad thing. My God. This is the problem. You make nice guys sound like a bad thing. Guys should be nice in general. There are times to show your teeth. It's not when you're trying to pick up a woman. It's not.

We're playing World of Warcraft, not going out meeting girls, or you're being taught upper energy things, which are good things.

Yet nothing says nice guy like playing World of Warcraft all day long.

But if they don't have the counterbalance of that beautiful, lower thrusting energy.

Oh, it's so beautiful.

Oh, it's delicious.

It's beautiful, isn't it? So good.So good.

You want me to show you? Come over here, Chrissy, with your apple bottle. Settle down.

She's your friend. Let's get her a drink first. I'll take some more wine. You want some more wine? I got that covered. I've got your energy here. Yeah, see?

Now go hoof, hoof's fucking off now. Don't worry. I'll be thrusting that glass of wine right at her.

That's spanking energy.

If you don't have that, The spanking energy. Someone literally just fell off their chair. They were like, Has the check cleared yet? Because I want my money back. You could just hear somebody running to the door. Let's listen to that again. Listen. Listen closely. It fell over.

Spanking energy.

Yeah, his nice guy energy just fell over.

Then you're a nice guy.

He's too top heavy. Yeah, he's too top heavy.

Women are dating nice guys, and men are learning, okay, how to go down on a woman, how to... Her anatomy, they're reading all these books and programs and how to please a woman.

Oh, God forbid. God forbid, we both get enjoyment out of sex.How.

To massage her with the right oils and candles for the right... They're pleasing women. The women say, I want that guy. Yeah, sign me up. No, you don't.

No, you want a guy who doesn't even know where the hole is.

No, you don't. I'm a man, and I know. Yeah. I know what you want.

I'm just going to start poking around until I find something to stick into. You don't mind, do you? That thrusting energy.

That guy. He's What are you talking about, dude? You make no sense whatsoever. No. So guys getting educated about female anatomy to make the act of sex more pleasurable is a bad thing? Yeah, apparently. Massaging them with oils is not what women want? Listen, I am no Casanova. Trust me. No Casanova. But I don't think I'm going to be at a point where I'm going to complain about my sexual experience in life. My sexual experience is. I've had plenty of them, many of them bad.

I'm a woman, and I'm saying I like that stuff.

Of course you do, Chrissy. What in the world? Because this guy is just talking shit. He just got paid $500 to get up there and give a speech. He hasn't even practiced.

The guy goes down to you for 45 minutes. You could get yourself off in two minutes with your fingers. What? But it's nice. It feels good. It's cool. But you have no... There's nothing in him that makes you...

What is he talking about? I have no idea. I don't know. He went from chakras to going down on someone for 45 minutes. First of all, don't know anyone who goes down on anyone for 45 minutes. That hurts your jaw. That's just bad. That's just bad physio right there.

This guy's incredible. You see?

No, I don't. No, I have no idea. Just as clueless as when you started.

Could you provide a hand out? Yeah.

Is there a PowerPoint to go along with this?

Can I call you back tomorrow and let you know about this proposal. Are there follow-up questions on this one?

I think it's us that makes women say, Wow, I can't stop thinking about that guy. He's never... He's never what?

That's what's missing. Yeah, he doesn't finish his sentences because he doesn't know what he's fucking talking about. I bet these guys are all in the audience like, Huh?

Right.

And if you're only lower energy, you're a creep.

Oh, well, thank God you've got a good balance. Because I don't know, I'd put you at the top of the creep heep myself.

If you don't have it balanced, if you're the sexual guy, looking at women's boobs, and you don't have a balance with charm and humor and empathy and kindness and full respect.

Boobs. Yeah. Oh, I'm literally crawling around on the floor. The hard ones with the hard ones. I'm down here with the low energy, getting ready to thrust my way to you. You just see guys on the floor thrusting across the coffee shop. Creep.

You're a creep. But if you have both, our generation has only upper energy. There you go. That's what we have.

There you go. Your generation. Yeah, there you go. There you go. There you go. Come to Daddy.

He has both his arms outstretched. There you go. That was the revelation.

Come to Johnny Johnny Depp Jr. Come to Greasy hair, Johnny Depp. If somehow Johnny Depp makes Greasy hair look good, this guy does not.

Welcome to my history. Oh. Only for energy. So afraid to show that we have this sexual desire to, which is, like I said, get him- That has it on this belt buckle.

Yeah.

I put on my magic belt buckle that I got the lucky Charms box. Look at me now. I'm dripping with lower dick energy.

And grease.

And grease. I can't afford a shower. Thank God we're staying here at the Hallean Express. They promised me a shower in return for my speech.

Thank God. I'm so afraid to show it. In society, you can't say it. Oh, no, that's bad. Right?

No, you're not right. No, not right. Right? Not at all. Is this lighting with you guys?

Because I've seen a lot of black faces out there.

Because all three of you seem to be confused.

Is this lighting with you guys?

Is the lighting good? You can't hear me? What's going on? Because I don't see a lot of shaking heads. That one dude fell off his chair a couple of minutes ago and he hasn't recovered yet. He's just on the ground thrusting around. I'm just the AP guy. Well, then is that one guy? Are you getting this? Is Is this landing with you? What? I'm sorry, I had my headphones in. I'm on a conference call.

Makes sense. This is why we're here. It's why we have this problem in our lives, which we're trying to sort this thing out. It's why women are going, Where's the real men?

Every- Oh, they're at the 21 Convention. They're all at the 21 Convention.

Oh, my God, I'm going to spit my drink out.

They're all giving speeches at the 21 Convention.

Where are the real men?

They're giving speeches at the 21 Convention.

The 21 Convention. That is what I'm going to start telling my single friends. Yes. Forget about anything else.

I've already been posting on my Facebook about it and my next door app.

21 Convention is where the Where are the real men are.

Spotted. 21 convention tickets on my next door app. I'm spreading the good word.

Well, the women are saying, Where are the real men? Women are doing both roles. They're being the man and the woman because the men are not showing up. Woody Allen said...

Oh, Woody.

Good old Woody. He stops right there. That's it. That's all that happens. You get the Woody Allen ending with no Woody Allen. Woody Allen said What is bad choppy cut. Wow. I'm going to have to find more Zon.

Zon's good. And you should always take advice from Woody Allen.

Yeah, exactly. Nothing says, Lower dick energy like the guy who married his daughter. I mean, honestly. They weren't blood-related, but I don't think it matters, actually. I'm not sure. He left his wife for his adopted daughter.

They lived together.

Yes. Now, has he made some good movies? Of course he has. Everybody likes a good Woody Allen fable, but I don't like Woody Allen. Sometimes it's hard to watch his movies now because I'm like, he fucked his daughter. That's not a good thing. I don't care what whatever chakras you got going on there.

Well, Brian, that was a gem. That was a gem. That's an instant classic.

That was a Zan. That was a zan. We got to get Zahn back on. We should get Zahn on.

We'll break him big.

Zahn, you want to hit the big time? You want an additional three views? Come on the commercial break. Give us that same speech. I wonder if we could get Zahn on. I bet Zahn would be happy to come on, actually. Yeah. Yeah. Well, that was terribly enlightening. I feel better already. I'm going into the weekend feeling great about this.

That was some good laughter therapy.

Oh, I'm going to be thrusting my way in the bedroom tonight. Thrust your way into the weekend. Yes. I'm going to be dick energying it all the way, all the way home. Ho, ho, ho, all the way home. Hi, ho, hi, ho, whatever chakra we go. There we go. All right. Well, I don't have a phone number to give you, but I'll tell you to go to tcbpodcast. Com. That's where you find all the audio and all the video right there from one location, tcbpodcast. Com. You can go to the Contact Us page for right now. Send us emails because we're getting our phone situation straightened out after our phone number was stolen from us. Don't text the old number because you won't get a response. At the Commercial Break on Instagram, T-C-B podcast on TikTok, and youtube. Com/thecommercialbreak. Okay, Christie, that was a good one. Yeah. All right. But that's all I can do for this week.

I think so.

But I'll tell you that I love you. I love you. Best to you. And best to you. And best to you out there in the podcast universe. Until next time, Christie and I and our chakra, or whatever chakras, must say, we will say, and we do say, goodbye. I I take a dick and keep on making it.