On this episode of The Commercial Break. Did she say give her the Riz? Yeah, riz.

That was just introduced into the Oxford Dictionary. So yeah, and it means charisma.

It means charisma? . I got Riz. I think you have Riz, too. Yeah, we have Riz. Blue's got Riz. We're all Riz'd out over here. We're gizzing and rizzing over here, baby. 21:00 E. P. M. I got charisma in and out of the bathroom. The next episode of The commercial break starts now.

He's back on the ground, boy. Oh, yeah.

Cass and Kittinz, welcome back to The commercial break. I'm Brian Greene. This is my dear friend and co-host of Beautiful Kristen Joy, Haudley. Thank God you're back, Christine. Best to you. Best to you. And best to you out there in the podcast universe. And it goes without saying, thank you so much to Tina for sitting in while.

You had to take some time off. Absolutely.

Christina, the whole team. The whole crew. Christina, Tina, Ashton, the whole crew. Maryanne, Blue, the whole crew, Marianne, Blue, all the other chitlains running around. So wonderful. You know this story, and I think I've told it on the commercial break before, but there's so many fucking episodes that it's hard to keep track at this point. We need a… I've seriously been working on this project.

Let's use AI.

Yes. Put all the transcripts into an AI database, and that way I can search before I start talking about something, because I've probably told the story six times.

You wouldn't do the search.

No, I wouldn't do the search. No, it's content. I need content. I'll tell the story again. Who was listing at episode 101? Raise your hand right now. I dare you to. I guarantee it's like five people who've been listening since 101. But when I got married the first time, it was a big hubble-bo-oo, right? A big da da da da. Yeah, it was a big southern wedding. A southern wedding at a southern hotel. Actually, a French hotel in a very southern place. But you can imagine they had means and they wanted to celebrate. But I don't know, maybe let's call it like six months before the wedding, I get pulled aside by my mother-in-law, who I loved dearly. I love my current mother-in-law dearly, too, just to make sure no one's left out of the picture, okay? Trying to be equitaminous here. She's got this Southern draw because she comes from old money, which is different than new money. She says, Nuvau-Riche. She says, Brian. Now, I think this party that you're going to throw is just wonderful, and I'm happy to celebrate your vows to my daughter. However, it is a lot of money.

I think what she meant is it's a lot of money for people like you. That's what I really think she meant to say. She was smoking a cigarette with a vodka tonic in her hand. I never forget it. She was like, Why don't I give you an opportunity to make a choice right now? Either we do the big party in the hubballoo and we do the whole thing, as grand as you want, or I'll cut you a check for you and my daughter to do whatever it is you'd like to do with your life. It's a good kickstart to your life. I was like, Oh. So instantaneously, I'm not like, Fuck the party. Let's call D. I could have a party in my own closet with my guitar and a tape recorder.

And your Dick-Tracey collection.

My Dick-Tracey collection. We're all going to get high of cocaine for weeks on it. But I was like, whoa, what an offer.

And at the time- Yeah, I know. I think a lot of parents do do that.

I think they do do that, yes. I think actually my father-in-law may have offered that with this current one.

Yeah, my parents offered it, and I took the money. Jeff and I went at our own party in Italy.

Amen, sister.

Sorry you guys were not invited.

Yeah, I know we didn't get invited. Well, we did come to the one here. No, I know. Which was just as fun, by the way.

You're sweet. Thank you. But I was there in Italy.

Yeah, I know. I'm feeling extra equitimitous. Both mother-in-laws are great. Both weddings were great. Not really. So she gave me this choice, an offer I couldn't refuse or so I thought, until I started talking to my wife about this, our soon to be wife. The decision was made that it was probably best that we had the party because you only do it once. Little did I know. Well, little did I know. Little did I know that a year later-.

You only do it once for a few years.

Not even a few years. A few months. What are you talking about? A few years was before the wedding. The fuse lit as soon as the wedding ended. Then it was time to go. But, of course, we had the big party. I think back on that moment, for years I've thought back on that moment, I was like, I should have taken the damn money. I mean, not that we didn't have a great time at the wedding, we did. At the moment, I thought, This is it, whatever. I walked down the aisle with some bit of confidence, a little bit. But people spend enormous amounts of money on these weddings. It's the thing when you have daughters that you start thinking about the second you have a daughter is that, at least in our culture, in our customs, it is, I wouldn't say it's typical, but I think it's not atypical for the father of the bride to say, or the parents of the bride, or the mother of the bride.

You're giving me a panic attack right now because we have not started planning at all. We have an 18 and 21.

Year old. Chrissy, you got to call your financial advisor, also known as the debt collector. Ask him if you could get a break. I know.

Because this is- Well, we were just worried about college.

I know. Well, that's what you have to worry about first, is college. You hope at least you worry about college, and then you worry about the weddings. But I think it's becoming more and more popular to do it on a budget to DYI and understand that there are better things to do with your money. But there are still a lot of people who are into the big wedding thing. It's a multibillion dollar business all over the world. And we are the suckers who've done it twice at the same fucking hotel company. But anyway, I digress. So there are still people who spend tons of money on these weddings.

Oh, sure, lots.

Some people think that the most amount of money, the at least publicly announced amount of money that's ever been spent on a wedding just happened weeks ago, a month ago. Did you see this story? I don't know. $59 million was spent by an American father of a bride who owns a series of Mercedes dealerships down in Florida. I think his name is Brokaway or something like that. I didn't know the Mercedes dealership business was so into it. I would have never started this fucking thing. I would have called it the car break and started selling Mercedes to you, people.

There's so many jokes.

In that, too. I know, so many.

Jokes to that. Because of our broken down cars that we've.

Had before. Who wants my Honda with no hood?

I'm.

Trying to pay for my daughter's wedding. By the way, let me get into this just a little bit. So sometimes our advertisers will marry the information that they get on the back end with data that's publicly available about IP addresses. So there are these huge reports that I'm not supposed to see, but saw somehow one time about, Oh, your listeners are more or less likely to do a million things, like buy Oreos, or shop at Publics, or your listeners are more or less- Data, data, data. Data, data, data, right? It's all fucking bullshit. They just make it up and they sell it for big money, but whatever. And there's one that says, More or less likely to buy a Mercedes. And it was like, Less likely by 60 %. I was like.

Well.

There goes the Mercedes sponsorship. But anyway, he's a Mercedes dealer. He's got a number of these.

Those car dealerships make big money.

I know they do. I know they do. Yeah. They probably make, I don't know, $20,000 off each new vehicle that they sell.

I don't even know, but I know that the owners of those dealerships make a lot of money. Make a shit ton of money. Yeah, like.

Crazy money. And when you sold cars during the pandemic, you made a whole fucking shitload of money. And when you sold Mercedes-Benz during the pandemic, you made a dick fucking shitload of money, right? I'm just adding cusswords on top of it to make it sound more impressive. A dickload. A dick shitload, that's right. This guy, his daughter is getting married. Guess what he does. He rents the palace Versailles to host the wedding. In Paris? In Paris, in France. That's right, Chrissy. They stay there overnight. He rents it. The pictures are obscene. There are millions and millions of flowers everywhere.

Can you imagine just to even rent that place? No. Which I don't think it is in Paris, I think it's in Versailles.

It is in Versailles, but it's 45 minutes from Paris. I've actually been there.

But just the flowers, invitations, food, everything.

Chrissy, I've been to this place. They rent golf carts in the backyard, quote-unquote, so you can manage to see just a small portion of the property before you leave. You can rent a golf cart for four hours, and good luck seeing even a small portion of all the grounds that there are. And the house, the palace, forget about it. The Astor and I walked through that thing for three and a half hours. We only saw one wing of it. It's huge. They rent the Palace of Versailles, and then they have this smashing ball everywhere. $59 million, reportedly, was dropped on this wedding. I know a lot of people are seeing this. It's making its way around social media all over the place. Well, guess what? It gets announced. The groom, who was an internship at a production company for Jason, Aldin or something before he met this girl, has been charged with like capricious assault on an officer because he was shooting at officers when they came to his house for a disturbance. First of all, 99.9% of us would be dead had we been shooting at officers when they came to check on us because of some disturbance.

Second of all, you cannot shoot at a police officer and expect not to spend time in jail. Right. He is facing life in prison. Five years to life is the statute for this particular offense. So his father-in-law just with $59 million on this jackhole, and the guy went to court yesterday to start this whole trial. Now, if his father-in-law spent $59 million on the.

Wedding- How can you even say not guilty?

Yeah. How do you say not guilty when you've got a gun in your hand and you're shooting at officers? You're going to jail, dude, unless your father-in-law decides to pony up for the attorneys. That's probably what's going to happen because this father-in-law is going to go, This fucking dip shit that just married my daughter, now I got to bail them out of this situation? In the worst decision making process in the history of decision making processes, this father-in-law spent $59 million. I mean, it was for his daughter, not for the Jackass that's shooting at the police officers. But can you imagine how this guy feels right now? By the way, this happened before the wedding. This happened before the wedding. They knew about this. What? They still went through the wedding, probably because the daughter was like, Daddy, I need to have this wedding. It's really important that I show up all over social media. I cannot even imagine. I know. Number one, number two, if dad, Brockaway of the Mercedes fame, comes to me and says, Would you like the check? I am taking the check every fucking time. I'm going to be like, Honey, with $59 million, I can rent the Eiffel Tower for an hour and we could put all our friends at the nicest Hampton in all of Paris and still walk away with $55 million.

It's unbelievable the amount of money that someone just dropped on a fucking wedding. It lasted for five days, by the way. The celebration lasted for five days. They're not Indian. This is not part of their culture. It's unbelievable the amount of excess that these people spent. I am not one to say, because you have money, you're a bad person. I'm not one to say that. I'm not here to tell anybody how to spend their capital. However, 59 fucking million dollars, let's round it up to 60 because there was some change tip for the waiter, $60 million on a fucking wedding.

That's insane. I can't even really wrapped my head around it.

I had a hard time wrapping my head around my wedding. I had a hard time wrapping my head around, and it was nowhere close to $60,000, let alone $60 million. I just cannot imagine. What did your parents give you for that wedding? What did they get? $2, $3 million? Yeah. Yeah, they cut you off for $2, $3 million. Sure.

Two, three thousand.

What do you think it costs? $2, $3,000. That's exactly. I know that was my fear with my first mother-in-law's offer is that I'd say, Sure, I'll take the check. And she'd be like, It cost about $5,000. But at that time, it would have been like a million dollars to me. I would have been like, That's so many eight balls of cocaine. What do you think it costs to rent the palace of Versailles for just one night for one wedding? Two, three million dollars?

Four million dollars? It's got to be.

Something like that. Five million dollars? Yeah. I mean, it's a big place. They could probably cordon off part of it and have a wedding.

Yeah, they probably had a little section that's available to rent.

Yeah, I don't know. But for $60 million, maybe you can rent the whole place to yourself. Maybe you dropped 25 million and you got it for five days and they just shut it down. Yeah. Because, I mean, the tickets are like, I don't know, €25 to get in, €40 to get in, something like that. There's probably 10, 15,000 people a day that walk through there.

I would be so pissed if I went over there to go see this at a wedding.

I would be hot. Well, you got to understand also about the palace. That is most of it, or at least most of the part that we saw. Like I said, we didn't even walk through more than one wing, and it's multiple floors. So when you go there, it's all roped off because they have a lot of the original stuff that was there from Louis XIV or whoever the fuck lived there. I have pictures, by the way. I took a million photographs of the Palace of Versailles. It was six months ago, and I was flipping through and my memories came up, and it was like, Palace of Versailles. I flipped through a hundred of the 300 pictures I took of the Palace of Versailles, and I was like, It's even boring looking at the picture that I took from the comfort of my own. I know. I mean, it seemed exciting in the moment.

It does. And you do take a million pictures on it whenever I've gone to the Vatican or the- Yeah.

Have you been to the Palais de Versailles?

I have not.

No. But you've been to the Vatican? Mm-hmm. The Vatican is a lot like that, too. In the.

Moment, you're like, Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Yeah. And then later on, you're like, Oh, yeah.

Yeah, the Sistine Chapel just doesn't somehow look as good on my iPhone 10 as it did when they were taking professional photographs of the history books I was reading. Right. Right. Right. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. But when you go through the Vatican, you realize that you are in the richest place in the world. There is more value in what sits in the Vatican, and probably most of it's underground- It's pretty wild. -than some countries make in decades, right? It's just insane. And the Palais de Versailles is a lot like that, too. You go, but the problem or the challenge for me keeping my interest for very long was that by the 16th bedroom you walk in and you see the same type of bed and the same chair. Golden, laid, everything. Yeah, and it's like a chair. Is a chair, the chair that Louis said? King Louis said it? Well, that's all great, fine, and wonderful, and dandy, but I saw 16 other chairs that he already sat into. To be honest, there's not a shit stain on there. I'm not saying anything particularly interesting. The guy that cleaned it. It's fine. You're just seeing a bed and a chair.

It's awe-inspiring when you walk in there. Sure. But your brain quickly wraps its head around the fact that this is just a really nice house with some old furniture in it, and you're walking around. However, the gardens, the grounds.

The gardens are always my favorite part. That's like Biltmore, the Biltmore state. Same thing. I mean, it's not as big as Versailles, obviously, but same thing where you're going from bedroom to bedroom and taking a tour or whatever.

But the gardens. The gardens. Yeah. That's where the action happens. It's so big. And Ashton and I did not rent a golf cart. We just walked around, right? So we're just walking around. There are houses on the ground for grounds keepers that are 15 times bigger than anything I have ever lived in. And that's where the poor people go, and they stay there and they take care of it. It's like, holy shit. They literally have restaurants and cafes in the gardens because they know that it's going to take you days to walk through and they want to get your money because there's nothing close there. It is so amazingly big, and I can't imagine how much money it must have cost. Speaking of Buildmore Estates, I went to Buildmore Estates one time with a friend of ours. That's an interesting house, too. It is.

It's very interesting. I've been quite a few times now. It's just close, fairly close to Atlanta.

Yeah, you can go a couple of hours. You can.

Drive up there. I have a big Christmas thing that they do. I've been at different times of the year. It's beautiful. Oh, maybe.

One time we should go to the Built Moore Gardens. I think so. You think we should record from there. The commercial break, live from the Built Moore Gardens. The commercial break, no longer live from the Built Moore Gardens. That's how the show would open. Then we'd come right back and be like, We're at the Hampton and outside the bill bar at state.

We're down the street.

We're down the street. The security had not confirmed that we were going to be there.

We need a media pass.

Yeah, can you imagine people with their families walking through for Christmas? And it's like, Fucking dip shit, mother fucking, cock-sucking, goddamn. Cover your ears, honey.

What was the Christmas episode?

The COVID Christmas Castle? Yeah. Do you and I were just talking about that a couple of days ago. Come on down to COVID Christmas Castle. I think we might.

Have to just replay that one.

Oh, my God. Of course we will.

It's part.

Of our Christmas.

It's a Christmas tradition now at this point.

I think the day- Corncob for us. With a corncob for a nose and two marbles for us.

Yeah, for those of you that don't know, we recorded this literally 2020 Christmas time, when Brian had-.

I took.

My children. -taken the children. He had half less children.

Yes. I had not as many kids. I've had a kid every year for the last 12 years. I think you.

Just had one, actually.

I had two. You did have the two? No, I had one. No, it was two. I had two, but one was a baby. I bring them over there to get the picture taken with Santa Claus, and everybody's wearing masks and oiling up and jazzing up. I was like, Come on, man. Oiling up? Yeah, they were like, greasing themselves.

Why were they oily?

I don't know. It's a weird Santa thing going on over there. It's COVID Christmas Castle sanitizing, oiling up. They were...

I was about to be wrestling, Matt.

That's right. It was bikini wrestling there at the COVID Christmas Castle. They have something for the kids and something for the dads. And you're in the mall, so something for the moms. Oh, my God. We will replay COVID Christmas Castle the day after Christmas. That'll be the 26th. I will replay that episode in case anybody's interesting. We'll replay that segment because I don't think you want to sit through the entire hour of us bitching about wearing masks, but we'll do that. All right, let's take our first break, and we'll be back with more dating game action. This time we're bringing it up to 2023, and we're going to talk about the cut. So let's take that break and we'll be back.

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All right, we're back. One thing I forgot to mention about the wedding I just showed, Chris- That's not- -is that the cheapest thing that happened at that wedding is Maroon 5 showing up to play. I don't think they're in a hot demand right now, so they probably got them on the cheap. What do you think? A couple hundred thousand for those guys to come and play? Yeah, let's put them up at the nice hotel and a couple hundred thousand.

At the Versailles.

At the Versailles. Yeah. Well, don't let the talent mix with the regular people. You got to put them.

Somewhere else. I think that the people that were throwing at the party were more important than the band.

Oh, yes. Don't let Maroon 5 mingle with the rich people. God forbid they get that dirty tattoos all over everybody. You know what? You probably should have spent that $59 million and convinced that guy, Adam LaVine, to marry his daughter. It might have worked out better. Of course, Adam is quite the creep himself, so there you go. All right, so last episode we reviewed a dating show game, The Love Connection on television from the 1980s. Today we're moving it back to 2023, and we're going to go over the cut, which is taking the internet by storm, taking YouTube by storm. Anyway, the cut is a dating game where two people sit across from each other. There are multiple people waiting in the wings, boy, girl. They come in, they sit at the table, and someone has the opportunity to essentially cancel the date. It's like speed dating by pressing the button in front of them, and then the other person has to leave. The challenge here is, are you quick enough? Do you get to the button before someone kicks you off? Because once they kick you off, you're done. You're done for the day.

So it's essentially the last two people standing get to go on a date with each other, I guess. I don't know. Honestly, it's so- Yeah, how does it end? I don't know. It's so foreign to me, all of this. Well, let's take a look at one of these episodes, and then maybe we'll have a better understanding. Are you ready? Yes. I was trolling on the internet. As you do. As I do like to do. And here's the cut. We're going to review another episode. I think we reviewed an episode of this a couple, like six months ago or something.

Speed dating show.

When the button lights up red.

Either player may.

Press it and swap out date for a.

New person. Get out of here.

If two people- Oh, yeah. And the button talks. Get out of here. Get out of here.

You're rejected.

Get out of here. You're too ugly.

You smell like my ex-wife's mother.

Can last on a date for 10 minutes. They win an all expenses.

Paid second date.

This.

In all expenses paid second date, you consider this three minutes of jargon, but to be the first date? Yeah. Yeah, I don't know.

Is.

The button. Hi. Hi, how are you doing? I'm Chloe. Hi, nice.

To meet you. Oh, I forgot to tell you this is sorority fraternity day at the cut. So everyone belongs to a sorority or fraternity. Okay. To add another layer of complexity onto an already very complex show.

Yeah, so in contrast to the love connection, which had hearts everywhere, this has red solo cups.

Red solo cups and- In the background. And two of those fraternity paddles that they smack each other on the butt with, I guess. I don't know what happens.

Hi, Jackson. How are you doing? How are you feeling? I'm good. I'm a little nervous. No, my heart's beating really fast.

Straight up. Okay, there's two cute little kids right here.

Yeah, except that the guy reminds me of the guy that was the brother of the one guy that had the great voice and was singing. Then the other guy goes.

Yeah, man. Yeah, man. Just like, get them, get them. I forgive you, girl. Come back to me, girl. Yeah, that one guy was singing so beautiful. Get them, girl. Get them, girl. Reggae, Tony. Yeah, reggae, Tony.

Reggae, Tony. What's your first impression of each other?

You seem nice. You seem cool. Yeah, you too. I like your hair. Thank you. I like.

Your.

Fit. Jackson, I thought you.

Said you didn't like gingers.

Oh, my gosh. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie.

I was making some... Oh, well, that date's over. Oh.

She was quick on.

The draw. She was, because this is the nature of the game, is to get the other person out much quicker than they can get you out.

Yeah.

Okay. I'm sorry. Well, it was nice to meet you. I'll see you, I'm sure.

Well, then at this point, too, I feel like it becomes just more of a game of- It is a game. Yeah. But instead of actually getting to hear the other person out, as soon as that thing goes red, you're.

Like, boom. Boom. You got to do it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you're right about this. He was.

About to say something.

He was about to say... She didn't give a shit. No, I'm going.

To be... That red?

I'm just going to keep hitting it until I see.

Someone I like. Well, it's like family feud. Quick, who gets the.

Buzzer faster? That's often times the one who wins is the one who gets the buzzer quicker. By the way, Heather McMahon won Celebrity Jeopardy. Did you see that? Oh, my God. Good for her. She was on Celebrity Jeopardy the night that that interview aired.

Congratulations to Heather, our girl. She's awesome, yeah.

I'm Chloe.

Hi, nice to meet you. Now, Chloe stays, the Redhead stays, and now another guy comes in. To meet.

You, nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. Share with sorority.

Fraternity.

Aaron.

Oh, I'm a Delta Gamma, it's a panhletic. I'm from KFI. Good to meet you. I like that red on.

You, honestly. You look good. Oh, thank you. Okay, now there's some interaction going here. It's not going badly.

I'm going to be so honest with the red hair. It's a lot going on in the warm color department, but I appreciate that.

I appreciate that. She's also got red fingernails.

She's got a red fingernails, a red sweatshirt, bright red hair, red lipstick. Yeah, there might be red solo cups behind her. It might be a little much.

I appreciate that. You all always have such cool merch. I'm really jealous on this. I appreciate it. Dio said he.

Doesn't like women who aren't active.

Oh, okay. I mean, I respect that. I like to do active things.

I respect that, but I hate you a little bit, so I'm just waiting for the button to turn red so I can get you out of here.

Exactly. Outdoorzy stuff. I like to hike. I like all that. Do you like pumpkin patches? I do like pumpkin patches. I'm trying to go to one.

Why? You're trying to go to one. Why don't you just go.

To one? Is that a question?

Yeah, why is that a question? What a weird second question for a first date. Do you like pumpkin patches?

Do.

You like pumpkin patches? Do you like pumpkin patches? I'm trying to tie people up in them.

That would be fun.

Yeah. Are you two attracted to each other? I mean...

Kind of cute. Yeah, you're cute. Wow. This is how completely underwhelming.

Kind of cute. Can I ask you a question that's like-is super not meaning to be shallow?

Yes, shoot. How tall are you? Five-four. Why are we whistling? You have microphones on. They're going to catch it all.

Five-four. Chloe, is that a deal breaker?

-umm, maybe a...

I'm sorry. I was just.

Trying to snap. She asked him how tall he was and then kicked him out. Yeah. Chrissy, I would never survive in this environment. I'm way too sensitive. I would not come out of my house for three weeks.

Yeah, your self-esteem just gets shocked.

Yeah, two million people are going to watch this, and then another two people are going to watch it on the commercial break, I got to get out of here.

It was super nice talking to you. It's good to meet you. Yeah. All right.

Yeah, thanks. All right, well, Chloe or whatever her name is, it sounds like.

She's quick. She's cutthroat. She's like a black widow. She bites you, and then she's sweet to you. Then she wraps you in her web. She's like, Well, I'll see you later, I'm sure. No, I'm sure you won't, actually.

Why does the thing say you don't like a short king?

Oh, because the little box is talking. We haven't heard it yet, but the box is about to say, You don't like a short king? You don't like no short, short man?

Like a short king?

A lot of my best friends are short kings.

Oh, you only have short kings as friends.

Well, I don't want to say only. Hi. Hi. I'm Chloe. Arjoie, nice to meet you. -nice to meet you. I like your hair. Thank you. What's the word of you? Delta Gamma. Okay, can you read this?

Can you read those Greek letters? No. Do you have any idea what that says? No, I can't either.

Lambda? Lambda. Phi. Epsilon. Epsilon. What do you do for fun? I'm actually learning how to play guitar. I play guitar too. Oh, no way. How long have you been playing? Two, about two years now. Self-taught. I'm in a band.

I got a band.

Ever since I got into college, you picked up a guitar.

Ever since I realized that guitar playing spreads those legs like a river choir. I'm telling you what, I have been learning self-taught how to play guitar. Self-taught means Brian Level playing guitar. E-a-d. E-e-a-d.

What's your band called? It's called Asian Boy Band. Oh, I like it. Abb. Abb.

You don't like it, don't lie. It's a stupid name for a band. No, that is not. That's about it. Somebody hit it. Oh, sorry. Oh, my God. Chloe is three for three. Yeah. I'm starting to think she's got something against Asian people because all three of those guys were Asian. She kicked them out.

Well, again, I think she just wants to win.

Yeah, but what is winning? I don't know. Like just being the last one standing, I suppose.

I'd still love to see your band play. Do you guys have a show.

Coming up? Oh, my God. Don't lie. Stop that. Stop that. Don't be insincere after you kick the guy off. Just don't do that.

I'll figure it out.

I'm all about you. Yeah, good for you, dude. Thanks. Nice to meet you. I'll figure it out. We're probably playing somewhere soon. I can't release the details. I'm under an NDA. My agent told me not to say anything.

I'm Chloe. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. How's your day been going?

Oh, snap. He hit the button before she even.

Said hello. And he's another Ginger.

He came on and he's a- Oh, my God. Yeah. Why in the world would you hit the button that fast? This is.

Crazy, Chrissy. It's so crazy.

This is crazy. We got to open up more bars or something. People need to meet each other. I know. Yes, but why did you push me?

No, I don't know.

The guys were talking about her.

She's really pretty. I just want to see what else is out there also. That's so fair. I respect it. Good luck. Thank you. I hope you find your match.

Thank you. Great job showing up to the date in a T-shirt, but yeah, in your worst T-shirt. It's a white T-shirt that's yellowed because he keeps on washing it with the colors and has blanket stains. Good job, bud. Put your best foot forward. Hi. Hello. Hi, Lolly.

All right, Yasper. Nice to meet you.

Yasper? Yasper. Yasper. Okay, so now another woman is coming in, and she is wearing all white herself. And he's wearing a white T-shirt with really blanched out jeans, bleached out jeans for some reason. You can tell just how dirty his T-shirt is by comparing the two YTS. And I'm fucking colorblind.

That's a really unique name. Oh, thank you. It's Swedish. Swedish. That's really… Are you Swedish?

Yeah, I am.. Swedish.

Are you Swedish? No.

No. Yeah. Yes. Yes. Yes, good morning. No, I'm not the Swedish. I'm from Alabama.

Who has Riz? Give her a little charisma right now.

Just a pickup line or something. Just hit on me. Just hit on me. Okay.

Did she say give her the Riz?

Yeah, Riz. That was just introduced into the Oxford Dictionary. So yeah, and it means charisma.

It means charisma? . I got Riz. I think you have Riz too. Yeah, we got riz. I think you have riz, too. Yeah, we got Riz. You're all Riz'd out over here. We're jizzing and rizzing over here, baby. 21:00 PM. I got charisma in and out of the bathroom. Are you I-hop?

Do you like pancaes?

Can I hop on that ass. Oh, my God. That's not hitting on someone. That's sexual assault.

What?

God. Oh, my God. Do you like pancaes?

Because I want.

To I-hop on that ass. Can I hop on that ass. Can't eye hop on that ass. It's horrible. Not to mention he messed it all up. It might have been cute, had he said it correctly. He might have gotten away with it. It had to have been funny.

Hey, okay. No worries. It was.

Nice to meet you.

Yeah, nice to meet you too.

I think she just sat there because she wanted him.

To hit the button. Yeah, she was like, Get me out of here. I'm not up for this anymore. I know I agreed to it, but it's really stupid now that I think about it. That would have been me. I'd been like, Wait, the Red Solow Clubs? Really? Can I hit the button before the next person comes out?

So you didn't want to hop on that answer?

No, that.

Felt out.

Of character for me.

What's your name? Out of character? You didn't even talk to her, you asshole.

Yes.

Sir. Simren. Simren. Yeah, it's nice meeting you. Simren is a pretty name. Yeah. It's like Sinema. It's like a stage name. Simren. Now, Simra down now, boy. Simra down.

Do you go to school here? No, I actually go to ASU. So you just came here.

For the shoot then? No, I have some family that I'm.

Visiting.

Right now. Oh, okay. Oh, snap. She got to it. He went to hit the button and she slid right under him.

And got that button. She did.

She slid right under. Good for her. I like this girl.

Oh, she got me first.

Yeah, it's all good. It's really.

Nice meeting you.

Nice meeting you.

Good.

Luck.

They didn't even talk. They didn't even have a conversation. He has not had a conversation with any of the three girls that he had up there. He basically just hit the button as soon as it turned red. Number one, number two, are we not training these young people to just not ever have an extended conversation?

Pretty much.

God damn, Chrissy. Thank God we met while we were drinking. That's when you really get to know someone. That's right. We were romantically involved, but many long nights boozing away. Let us to future conversations that were more than skin deep, like Hi, how are you? I just wasn't feeling it. In Sweden, we don't say that.

I think you should talk a lot of shit on this next date. Stop. He likes it. I think you should murder this next person that cuffs in.

He likes it.

I think you should flash him and then stick him in the penis with a pencil. He likes it. Oh, he just hit the red button. Sorry, you're gone.

He likes it?

Yeah. Take turns rink.

It on each other.

Let me come up with something. Damn. Wait, so where are you from? Like, Mayville area. You know, I ain't going to lie. I ain't heard good things about that part of Seattle. What about you? I'm from the Yakima Valley.

You live in Yakima.

There's nothing there but car parts.

You're not lying.

That's actually pretty funny. There's nothing there but car parts. They're hating on where they live. Yeah. They don't even give each other a chance. It's a great way to start things.

You live there?

Yeah, I'm not dating you. You live there. I got to go to the car part place? No, car part.

That'd be crazy.

You got to go somewhere. It's nice.

Meeting you. Yeah, it.

Was nice meeting you. What does his shirt say? Too hype?

Too- Proud? -proud? I guess. -okay. -too hype. It doesn't.

Even matter, Krista. I just get further and further away from understanding.

I don't at all understand. I mean, I get the premise of it. I'm keeping up with it. But what I don't understand is give somebody a fucking chance. Have a conversation.

Yeah. Hi, I'm Rita. Nice to meet you. Hi, Rita. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you.

I'm a share of what's ready for turning of the end.

I'm Rita. I'm an Alpha Phi. Yeah, I'm JJ. I'm an Omega Delta Phi Latin fraternity.

He can't even look her in the eye. He is so not used to communicating with other human beings face to face. That's the way it is now. I know. I'm teaching my kids, Look me in the eye when you talk. Please.

What made you want to join a cultural fraternity? Yeah, I'm from a mostly Hispanic town. You know the Yakima Valley, East Side of the state? Yeah. Okay, I've had dance competitions at the Yakima. Oh, you did dance? Yeah, well, I did. I was really.

Bad at dancing. What dance? Yeah, I like to drive my dad's BMW into the rich, into the poor part of town. That makes me feel important.

Like drill team? Show us a little something. No, for real. I literally can't. No, I literally can't. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.

Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.

Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Okay. You need to stand up. Okay.

Thank God that button's there or these two would have nothing to talk about. The button is literally leading the conversation. It's unbelievable. All right, let's take another quick break, and then we'll be back. This is so fascinating to me, Chrissy. I don't think we're going to have children in the next 20 years. I don't think anybody's going to be having children. They're not going to know how to talk to each other. No. Anyway, I sound like a really old man right now, don't I? Or am I a really old man already?

No, not at all. I agree. I don't know how you're supposed to because, really, everything's done online. And then you get together in person, and it's really awkward. And so then how are you going to live with a person and stay together?

It's impossible. Okay, let's take a break. We'll be right back. Okay.

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All right, and we're back. We are on a two-day adventure studying dating back then, which was back in the '80s, which way before I started dating too, also, just to let you know. Me too. But then we're studying some dating in 2023 by reviewing dating shows of the time. So The Cut, here they are. You've been listening to it. We've all been listening to it, so let's get right back to it. These two are in the middle of a date right now.

Do this thing. So we go this way.

This way. She's teaching him how to dance.

She's teaching him how to do dance competitions. Only because the button prompted them to talk to each other. That's right. Okay, it needs to be...

And then this way. Five, six, seven, eight, one, two.

Boom, boom, bang. Yeah. Yeah, we communicated like human beings. Yay, woo-hoo. I get ass.

All.

Right.

I'm sorry.

Wait.

I thought there was a connection. Well, it's apparently not apparent. I'm sorry. We're good.

I'm sorry.

No, you're good.

Well, if you're going to press the button, don't apologize for it. Just stick with your convictions. Be like, It wasn't for me. Thank you anyway. Nina, what are.

You looking for?

I think it was the eye contact thing. I don't know what was going on over here, but he was just like...

Yeah, he.

Couldn't look at her. Yeah, it was true. She's absolutely right. And you know what? Good for you for recognizing that you would like someone that talks to you by looking at you additionally.

Do you want a man who looks you in the eye?

Yeah, a little bit. Confidence is really important to me.

How are you? She's cute, by the way. Yeah.

How are you? How are you? I'm good. What's your name? I'm Reina.

Nice to meet you. And I watched a lot of this cut. And, Christy, I'm telling you, not many of them actually shake hands with each other when they meet. And I think that that's a good sign that she's standing out her hands to shake hands because I think that's an appropriate thing to do when you meet somebody.

I think we went to the same high school. We did? Yeah, I was there, right? Yes. Yeah, Kau Kans. Wait, yeah. Wait, Perl. Wait, what's your name again? Haesher. Haesher. Oh, my God. Wait. Yes, we did go to the same.

High school. Wait, Renna. How come we don't remember him?

I- You know- -to go for school. No, okay. No, no, no, no, no, no. I just, I've lived with a very big school.

Has he had a glow-up? What do you think?

No, like- Does he have a glow-up? Yeah, I think it's embarrassing when she doesn't even remember you and you went to the same high school. Yeah, that's tough. He's going to hit the button. Sorry, bro. She's hitting the button.

Damn. Yeah. Damn, okay. That's what we like to hear, right?

You think he's fun?

I.

Do. Yeah. What do you think you.

Two didn't talk in.

High school? I was weird in high school. I'll be honest. I never would have talked to you in high school. I don't know why. Wait, can I ask why? I feel like you were hell intimidating in high school. Really? Yeah, I was also much different in high school. I feel like I was different in high school too.

How sure do you think.

She's attractive? I think she's attractive. Thank you. But I mean, there's just so much more than that. Oh, my God. Thank you. We don't you say that. I think you're charismatic. I think you're confident.

I think she's got Riz, Chrissy. She's got Riz.

You.

Believe in yourself? Thank you. I try to be confident. And I feel like that's really important. Yeah, I was talking to the button earlier. I really like to.

Be confident in my… I was talking to the button earlier.

We had more conversation than she's had on three days.

The button really knows me.

But she doesn't like small penises. Tell her your penis size, Hasher.

I feel like you exert confidence in her face. Yeah, I mean, that's the goal, right? Yeah.

I'm sensing a bit of a connection here. Am I right?

I think so. I feel it. I could see it. I can see it. I hope so. I'm going to put a red.

Light on it. I can see it. Don't lie, Hasher. This is the hottest woman you have ever talked to in your entire life. You need to go for it, bro.

One more time. And if you two don't press me, you win the second date. I'm done. Okay.

Oh! Hasher hit it. No way, dude. -damn. -i would have never guessed that. I would have never guessed that he would hit the button. Look at her face. She's surprised, too, because she's the hottest girl in school. She never talked to him, and he is remembering that. He's like, Nope, not going to be fooled twice.

What?

I'm sorry. I don't understand. Hashir, tell me what happened. Why did.

You press me? I do like you, and I do want to go on a date with you, but I feel like I do. I wish I didn't press it, honestly.

Well, that's it. Sorry, but those are the name of the guests, the name of the game. You are out one date with one really, actually, of all the girls that we've seen, actually, of all the people that we've seen on this show in two episodes of watching this, she's probably the most put-together human being we've seen. She actually gave you a chance, dude. What are you doing?

Finlay, what are you doing? So if it lit up red one more time, you wouldn't press it? No, I wouldn't.

Press it. Do you want.

Another shot? -yeah. -i would give you another shot. I think I'd take another shot.

We're going to try one more time to make sure you got to.

Make a real decision. Okay, my hand's behind my back. I'm ready.

If she hits it, I can't even think.

About it. I'm not pressing it. Not even a flinch.

Yay, good job. You made it.

Awesome.

We're going to go on.

Our second date.

We can go to Bongos. Yum. It's outside. It's a great ambiance. I have a picnic set in my car. We'd go eat at a Gasworks at sunset. Let's do it. And then we can just fucking see where it goes from there.

And then we just fucking get high and play Grand Theft Auto 6 and give each other hand jobs. What do you think? I'd say, yay. Good for you too. Yay. Yeah.

Why did you give them a second chance? Because I feel.

Like literally- Okay, now they're outside, so maybe they're on the date right now.

I felt like connection. I feel like the second chances are always the same. Did you almost.

Want to.

Press it? No.

Oh, even after the second chance. Wow.

Wait for the bit a little bit, but not actually.

Please.

Bring in Sabrin. Dude, they had their glow-up moment. Did you see that, Chrissy? They had their glow-up moment. That was a success story. I don't even know what that means, but man, am I super happy for them. They are a cute couple, I think. They are, I don't know how they work out. Look at Hashir. And what was her name? Sabrin? No, I don't know. It was something. But she was really cute, and he was a cute guy, too. And I liked this story. Here's why I liked this story. He was too afraid to talk to her in high school. She was probably too uppity for him, right? She was the popular girl in school and the dance team and all that. And then they meet years later, and she says, You know what? I'm really sad I overlooked you because you know what? You're not a bad looking guy. And quite frankly, you're the only one who could talk to me during this.

Whole game show. Okay, now.

I'm getting into the cut a little bit. Now I'm getting into the cut. I've watched a couple of episodes.

Is this online only?

Yeah, it's on YouTube. It's just The Cut. Check it out. The Cut. Google it, search it, go to your YouTube, risk it out, kids. Riz it out. Risk it and giz them. You know how it goes.

You know.

How we do it. You know how we do. All right, guys. Well, it's coming toward the end of the year. We've got a lot of exciting guests coming up. Even in Season 4, we've got a couple more guests rounding the corner. And then in 2024, look out, kids, look out. We are going to have so many exciting guests. We're going to have some people that got kicked off the show with a cut, and maybe a few people who got kicked off the show, The Love Connection. I'm just kidding. We're not going to have those people. We'll teach them how to look people in the eye. No, no, no, no, no, no. But stay tuned. Every Tuesday, an interview, new interview coming up for you as far as the eye can see. We're super excited about that. Thanks for the positive feedback. Thank you to Steve-O and Heather and Veeer that have already come in Felicia Day next week. I'm just super excited. Me, too. This is a revelation for the commercial break. I'm shaking it up. Yeah. Who knew I had to work so hard at Content Ideas? I just invite somebody on to tell their life story.

We should have thought about this 300 episodes ago.

Well, we did, but it didn't.

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I love being back. Yeah, but that's all I can do. I think so. I'll say best to you, because I already told you I love you. Best to you. Chrissy and I always say, we do say, and we must say, good bye. Good bye.