Oh, you're depressed.

Oh, you want to end it all? There's nothing to live for. Do the wordle.

There's something to live for every single day.

Like, we literally, we have. We have the cure for depression, okay? It only cures it for about two, two minutes. And I cannot help you after that.

I'm not, I'm not.

I don't get paid for that.

On this episode of the commercial break, I'm a professional analyzer along with my entrepreneurial entrepreneur and a kit system you can buy for $49.99 plus 999 shipping and handling. And my social media can for $49.99 plus 99. I am also a professional breakdown artist. I'll break down any video, watch it professionally. I'll let you know what I think. $49.99 plus 99 shipping and handing. The next episode of the commercial break starts now. Yeah, boy. Oh, yeah, cats and kittens. Welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green. This is my dear friend and the beautiful co host of this goddamn show, Kristen Joy Hoadly. Best to you, Kristen, investing you out there in the podcast universe. All right, we've avoided talking about this for the entire commercial break history, but now we're going to talk about it just for once. Gypsy Rose Blanchard. Maybe we've mentioned her once or twice, but I don't think so. So am I getting this right, that the Sunday separation from four day visit return to the Paris, enjoying the local cuisine. Am I getting this right, that she was, like, engaged or the person who helped her murder her mother?

Kill her mother? They were in, like, a long term romantic relationship while they were in jail or while she was in jail, and then they got engaged, and then she broke it off with him, and then she started another relationship with another person after she got out of jail, and now they're broken up and now she's back getting matching tattoos with the boyfriend she had right before she got out of jail?

Oh, I don't know, but sounds right.

But, you know, I'm reading a lot of shitty comments on the Internet. You know, listen, the chances of this woman ever having a normal relationship, that goes as it does, you know, for some of us, is 0.0. Give her a fucking break. She didn't exactly have the greatest of modeling as a child and certainly no normal relationship at all in the first however many years of her life. Give the girl a break. Let her do her thing. Who cares? Yeah, who cares?

People, people.

Settle the fuck down. It's like y'all are on nextdoor app for Gypsy Rose. Blanchard. Leave it alone. That poor goddamn girl. She's been through enough in her life. Now she needs some Internet trolls talking about how she's a hussy because she's going back and forth between men. She is a hero. Killed the woman who tortured her for years. Leave her be. It's goddamn enough. I'm being serious. Why? Why are we all upset about gypsy road? Blanchard. Gypsy Rose and her bows. Gypsy Rose and her bows. I know people make the biggest drama out of almost nothing, like we do on this show all the time. But this is different, because I'm in the right and you're in the wrong. So there you go. Don't leave her alone. This poor girl, just, like, she just needs to. She just needs to do whatever she needs to do to sort her wild oats, because there's a lot of wild oats going on in that head of hers. I can't even imagine this. Munchausen by proxy syndrome is like insanity. It's insanity. And, you know, she went through it. Went through. Maybe went through one of the worst cases of Munchausen ever recorded or ever known about.

And now she's out of a long jail sentence where she probably served her time. Speaker one. She served her time. She did her deed. She did the do, and now leave her alone. Who cares who she's with? It doesn't really matter. And like I said, she has zero good modeling to go after in her personal life. So, yeah, there's going to be some bumps and bruises along the way. First of all, you know, I know Gypsy has been seeking out media attention. She's been out there in the media. Right. But I think that's just kind of like the top off the steam kettle, so to speak. The truth is, this girl is going to have a long road to any kind of normalcy whatsoever, even after years of being in jail, being vindicated and all this, and being kind of, you know, a flag bearer for heroes and independence and taking your life back and doing the right thing and leaving shitty situations as she rightfully should. Now leave her alone. Who cares who she's getting tattoos with, do you think? And if anybody paid attention to my love life over the last 30 years, you'd be surprised.

Surprised at some of the things I did, how many times I went back to this person or that person or whatever, under worse circumstances. Munchausen by girlfriend, that's what I was going through.

Yeah.

Munchausen by girlfriend.

Yeah.

I'm sure of it.

People just. They don't have anything better to do.

They really? Don't write TCB bad TCB reviews and bust on Gypsy Rose and her bows. And I just don't even knows why we goes like this. You know what I'm saying?

It's my little, little pros for the day.

It's my little pros, gypsy Rose and her bows. And no one knows how it goes when you have a little pros from your TCB bros. You know what I'm talking about? There you go. All right. In the can, I saw. I had to mention that I see people making shitty comments online about this whole situation, and I'm like, really? Really? Really? I mean, just take 1 minute in that pea sized brain of yours and think about how terrible the entirety of this life's woman up until recently has probably been, and then go give her a fucking break. Let her have a boyfriend or two. Who cares?

Yeah.

Imagine someone watching, going around, watching your life 24 hours a day and who you were with and what you did. I can guarantee none of us would pass the mustard test with the Internet because the Internet is full of children. And I don't mean real children. There's that, too. But I mean, like, you know, full grown men children. Yeah, man children who just feel like they need to just, you know, if it has to do with a female, they have ten things to say about it. And now I'm not. I'm guilty of this, too sometimes. I'm sure I'm not completely absolved of my, you know, somewhere in my head. Misogyny, right? But. Or patriarchal part. Patriarchal thinking. But at the end of the day, anytime a woman says something on the Internet, on Instagram, on something, it's followed by at least 10%, usually more like 20 or 30% men. Children going out there and saying terrible things for no reason whatsoever, except seems to make other people feel bad. And it's so shitty. So, so brave of you to be behind that keyboard. So brave of you. How brave that must be. You woke up this morning, your mommy made you breakfast, you took off your super ruse underwear, and then you went behind your computer.

And mommy will make you lunch soon. Don't worry about it.

That's why you don't read the comments.

You never read the comments, gypsy Rose. Never read the comments. There's a little piece of advice from the TCB family, because if you read the comments, it's a state of instant and constant depression. Yeah, these two really do think they are funny. It's gonna be my favorite review for the rest of my life. It really is. I mean, you know, there's. There's not a lot of original thinking out there when it comes to trolling, but this one was a good one. These two really do think they are funny. And, yes, we do, by the way.

Think we laugh at each other.

Yeah. I'm so mad about something else I read on the Internet, which is, you know, I've been doing this intermittent fasting for about six years now, so. And I've lost a lot of weight doing intermittent fasting. Actually.

A lot of people do.

Yeah, a lot of people do. It works for a lot of people. You'll plateau eventually, but then you just go more extreme. Then you just starve yourself even more. But it's worked for me, and it seems to put a little extra pep in my step. And I feel good, and I don't feel bloated all day long and, you know, heavy belly and all that other stuff.

There's a lot of science behind it.

There was until some assholes came along, and now they've decided intermittent fasting is terrible for you also, which I'm having a hard time believing. You know, I just read this article, like, three weeks ago from this italian doctor who's been studying all of these italian, mainly women who are living well into their hundreds. And there's one village where everyone's living into their hundreds, and they still smoke cigarettes and they still, you know, drink wine, and they still do this. And they're not, you know, long distance runners or super athletes or anything. They're just living their life. And they're not eating the mediterranean diet, but what they do do. What they do do is they fast. That's kind of part of the culture over there, is that they're. They're doing fasting, so they're reducing their caloric intake to put less stress on the cells in their body. And his theory right now is that that has something to do with how long that they're living could be. And so he shared that his hypothetes is that basically, you know, by eating less, you stress the body less. And then by stressing the body less, your cells are younger, you live longer, because your cells aren't always constantly in this state of, you know, processing food and all this other shit.

I got all excited about that because I'm like, that's great. I'm here for it. I validated my most recent child. I'll be 97 when they graduate kindergarten. So I'm like, you know, if I can at least see them live through kindergarten, then I feel like I've done a good job. I've shepherded them through the most important part of their lives, which is the first four years. Trust me, I know this. And I got all excited about that to then read three days later that intermittent fasting is now bad for you because it puts your body in some state of caloric shutdown or something and you're going to die. And I was like, God damn, can anything be sacred? Is there anything sacred? Do we know anything about anything? No.

There's always going to be a counter argument to everything I know.

But why go?

What works for you?

Yeah, and why can't the people have the common argument to the things I think are good? Why can't they just shut up? That's all I got.

I mean, you know, well, maybe you.

Should write, why can't I live in a wind tunnel? Where's my truth? Social for intermittent fasting. That's what I want to know. Just want to live on my own, knowing nothing else. That's all I want to do. I just want to know what I know and that and like what I like and just be on with it. But no conflicting reports and science, quote unquote, science with air quotes.

Yeah, just. You just don't read it.

Well, that's your solution. And I just find I have a hard time. I'm so curious about everything that I have to go looking around for other shit. Chrissy's like. I'm like, hey, Chris, did you read about all this bad stuff? She's like, no, I didn't hear about that. I'm like, you didn't hear about that? The world's blowing up. Stuff's on fire. Trees, trees are jumping off cliffs. The whole world's in panic. You didn't even read about that? No, but I got this inspirational quote of the day. You want to hear it? And I'm like, how do you not know about this? And she's like, I just don't read it. And I'm like, that must be nice.

I like to skim the top stories of the day and then mourn for a minute, mourn all of the bad things that are happening and what I can help out with, and then go on and read my nice news of the DAy and my inspirational quote, it must be nice.

It must be nice. Ignorance is bliss. But I know you're not ignorant, but I'm saying, you know, ignorance of all the bad stuff must be nice. I did have one friend tell me, I think it was around when the whole New ORLeans thing was going down with Hurricane Katrina. I got really bummed out. I got really bummed out. I was really upset about the whole situation.

That was awful.

Yeah. Just watching it all unfold in real time, screaming at the television, screaming at the politicians, screaming at everybody, you know, I was just like. I just felt so helpless and a little hopeless. And I think that was right around 2000. When did that happen? Katrina 2004.

That sounds about right.

Okay, so maybe a little bit later than 2005. I don't know. I don't want to get it wrong. But anyway, it was just not very long after 911. Like, we were still very much processing 911, but then Katrina was like, the war will be televised. It was all on tv. Even the tv anchors were like, please help. And I got so depressed, and so I was talking to my friend, and I'm like, spitting out all these facts and statistics and, why don't they do this? And why don't. And he said, you know what, dude? I said, what? He goes, I can help you instantaneously. I can help you with all this depression you're feeling around this. Turn off the tv. And I was like, what? How do you do that? Then you get into that. I'm not going to know. And he's like, that's exactly the point.

Exactly right.

He's like, you are helpless. You can't go down to New Orleans right now. It's a floating disaster. Like, you can't go down there physically. He's like, so just turn off the tv. And I thought to myself, that doesn't work. That never works. I turned off the tv. It worked. I was like, oh, I'm cured. Look at that. I feel so much better.

I did help clean up a school down there in New Orleans after Katrina.

Yeah, I did have a couple fundraising things around Katrina here locally that the money was supposedly.

You do what you can do.

Yeah, probably bought the guy a new truck or something. I put the fundraiser together a new truck. But, you know, I'm putting together a fundraiser to buy myself a new truck so I can go down to Hurricane Katrina. And then when the oil spill happened.

Oh, you and I really got. We organized. We did a group.

That's right. We had ten or 15 people show up and restaurant. We held a meeting quickly. Everyone disagreed on exactly what was supposed to happen, and I handed the reins over to someone else. I was like, fuck you. People couldn't even agree to do the right thing. They were like, you know, everyone was like. I was like, okay, let's, you know, this is what we should do, shouldn't we? Take a vote on whether or not we should take a vote on whether or not we should vote on this is the right thing to do. And I'm like, why? Like, this is why I started this group. Did you start this group or is this group a collective? Let's vote on whether or not we should take a vote on the collective. And I got so frustrated by the end of the meeting, I was like, you know what? Fuck it. I'm just gonna send my money. I'm just gonna send my money to an organization that's already there. It was such a frustrating experience, it really was, because everyone, no one could agree on even the simplest of things. And so then I was, I started the meeting with an open mind and an open heart, you know, here's a couple of ideas.

Yeah, here's a couple of ideas we have. We think we can help. Let's see if we could plan out some of these ideas. Wait 1 second there. You're just helping big oil around the back door by using gas to get down to. And I was like, okay, you got a, like a super flying machine that doesn't use energy or something that we can get down there? Well, I don't, but we should really think about this. Let's think about it and take a vote. And I was like, oh, my God, guys, come on, let's just get together and do something. That's all I wanted to do was do something. And no one wanted to do anything except for sit around and talk about how we shouldn't have a leader of the group. And I'm like, we've already wasted 3 hours. This is the most frustrating experience I've ever been a part of.

You probably shouldn't get into politics.

No, no, no, no. I, you know, I abhor authoritarianism, but that's probably what I end up being. I'd be like, I just, that's all I'd want to do. It's just, well, let's just do it my way. Let's just do it my way. And damn everybody else. I can see how easy it is as a politician or a leader to just get, get authoritarian real quick, like my way or the highway. Because if you ask everybody for their opinion, which is how democracy works, but if you ask everybody for their opinion, then you're really just, you know, no one's going anywhere quickly because everyone has different opinions. It's like it being on the, it's a lot like being on the Internet. You go on there and you think, oh, everyone's going to be on board with this one. And then you read the comments section and you're like, wow, there are a lot of fucking ignorant human beings out here. And this is really dissatisfying to me. I mean, honestly. Yeah, I do applaud. Like, I don't think politics is a particular. I think it's an. It can be a noble profession. I'm not sure that in 2024 it's a noble profession to serve the people and all that stuff.

But I. I don't understand how they get anything done. They don't get anything done. Well, that's just the answer right there. They don't get anything done. But it's. It's so frustrating to organize people in a way that is equitable and makes sense. So when people do it correctly. I really am impressed by that. I really.

That's true. It takes a skill.

Yeah. I'm just. I'm too fussy to be a politician, if I'm being honest. I think I'd just be irritated at everybody.

Also, there's just way too many things from your past that would prevent you from being.

Oh, well, I don't know. Let's think about that one, Chrissy.

Yeah, let's think about that one now.

Yeah. I do not own, you know, large pieces of real, you know, let's not even get into it. But there are some things in my past, yes, I've done a lot of drugs. I've had a lot of different jobs. I've been in a lot of different dalliances. You know, there's a lot of stuff to talk about if I was to be a politician. But. But I. After the last five years of american politics, I'm not sure that anything, anything disqualifies me anymore.

I agree.

Of a lot worse things that other people have supposedly done, and they're still sitting in office, running for office, or hoping to be in office at some point in the future. So, listen, I think all cards, all bets are off. All cards are on the table, I think. So if you want to make a difference, get stinking rich. Doing nothing but politics is your game. That's what I got to say.

Get into AI.

Jon Stewart's so right about AI. It does nothing. But it'll be, you know, it's ready to take over the world next Thursday. And, you know, I don't.

Oh, hey, Frankie.

Me, it's fakey v. It's my mom. Because I have my mom on the emergency call, you know, so it comes through no matter what, and probably three episodes a week, my mom calls while I'm recording, even though I've told her please don't. If it's not an emergency, please don't call during these hours. It's like Juan. Juan and my mom are on the same schedule. As soon as I start recording, they have to be right in front of my face making noise blue. Juan, my mom and the kids. That's what it is. That's right. So why don't I take this phone call from my mom? And then when we get back, I got a special one for you. It's Friday, so we're doing video breakdowns as seen on tv. Chrissy. And today we're bringing back a favorite from the audience and a favorite of ours.

A fan favorite.

A fan favorite. And I found a video I think blows the balls off of anything else we've done from this particular human being. And I'll share with you who that is after these words.

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Well, you know, maybe we'll. Can we be kind of rub off on us?

Can we be the best podcast selected by the guy who won the best podcast? Is that, like, can he donate half of his award to us? Is it something you can pass? I will ask. I'll go on his instagram and ask him. I'll text him just like you did. All right, well, yeah, I did.

Thanks for being on the show. It was so great. And he said.

I had a great time, says his production assistant, his social media manager. Yes, social media manager. All right. Adam the liar Lions is someone we have reviewed many time, times on this show. Adam is an Internet personality who has reinvented himself many times over. But one thing that remains steadfast is that Adam is a pua, a pickup artist, and he talks with other pickup artists, and he thinks he's the queen's shit. I mean, this guy has never done anything wrong in his life. He's an Internet marketer. He's a pickup artist. He's a polyamory, you know, expert. He. He can talk about it. He's an entrepreneur. He'll teach you how to be a great entrepreneur. They'll teach you how to get your social media to attend from a two. This guy does everything. I think he does. Whatever the money goes is. That's where Adam becomes an expert. And he's desperately trying to, you know, get his bag. Fine. Cool. No problem. So are we. But Adam is a dipshit. And so anything he does is a lot of fun to review because he's so dumb. I mean, the guy is just honestly, actually, he's not dumb.

He speaks rather intelligently, but he's dumb. He's like one of those dumb, intelligent people that, you know, where they, like, can speak really like me. These speak really well. They got the words, but they don't really say anything. There's not anything coming out behind there. So Adam gets together on his podcast, and he gets. He's doing a show, this video we're gonna review. He's doing a show with two other puas that we have reviewed, and now his one wife. So his one wife. Remember a couple of years ago on.

ITV or what, the british show that we would watch and he had his two wives.

Yeah. All of a sudden, he was a polyamory expert. And, you know, this is how you do it, and this is how you get it.

So he lost one.

He lost one of them. Actually. I'm not even sure this was one of them. This girl was one of them. But they're doing a show together now. It's like, ask the dating coach or something. And they're bringing on two other completely foibled and dumb pua artists that we've also reviewed on this show in the past. And I think this is good fodder for the commercial break. This might be a two banger, chrissy. We might have to do two episodes, but let's see how it goes. Let's see how much of Adam we can take in one sitting before we make any promises. All right, let me pull it up there. Okay. So without further ado, I was trolling on the Internet, as you do, as I do like to do, and up came adam the liar Lions. Here he is on his podcast, ask the dating coach.

Welcome to ask the dating coach. I'm your host, adam Lyons. And I am joined by my co host.

Hi, I am eve Lyons. I am the wife of this beautiful adam lions.

Excellent. And we have two. Wow.

Excellent.

Excellent. Thanks for talking. Now shut up. I am the coach. I am the a wife. Is she, like, swedish or. She sounds russian.

Yes, I think so.

Incredible. Hosts with us today, guest hosts. We are joined, obviously, by the wonderful.

Lloyd dixon from the single guy. Partners with adam Lyons and happy to be here.

And lastly. Wow, what an original name. The single guy. Still the single guy. You know who I want to take dating advice from? The single guy.

The very special guest, the original pickup artist, one of the first dating coaches ever to exist in America.

Not true. Untrue. Not true at all. No, he's not. I don't know what you're talking about, but we have reviewed this guy before.

Mister Vince Kelvin.

Wow.

Yeah. I mean, whoa.

His look is 79 years old and still wearing a mohawk. Yeah, yeah, he is old. I mean, he is old objectively. And he's still wearing that dumb mohawk is the first time we saw him. 600 episodes ago.

Such an honor to have you here today, bro. Like, it's so cool. So for those of you guys that don't know, we could argue that the grandfather of pickup artistry dating cigar, the grand.

Oh, the king poo poo of pick up artists is Mister Kelvin fancy pants. The grandfather. That's exactly what he is. He's the grandfather. He's old enough to be all of our grandfathers and still wearing a red stained mohawk.

Or the original system was speed seduction, and you were one of the first people.

Speed seduction. In other words. In other words, come up fast enough, hit them with enough bullshit, then try and kiss them. That's what it is. I've seen this guy's videos. He basically attacks women on the street. And it's really disarming. Alarming. Alarming and disarming for the women in the day. Right.

Back in the days.

Yeah. Yeah. When was this?

Roughly, like, in terms of decades.

Of decades.

What does that mean?

I don't even know what that means. Yeah. Was it two decades ago? Was the seventies? The eighties?

Oh, Adam, that was even before the millennium. We talked in 97. 98.

Wow. The whole 22 years ago. He's not the first pickup artist.

No.

Oh, wow.

Well, you look great. You know, show me your skin routine.

So I love.

Oh, look at her. She's hitting Adam. Yeah, she's attracted to him. Well, she's attracted to Adam. I'm sure this is a step up. Yeah. He's 52 years older and wearing a mohawk like yesterday's garbage.

But it's better than Adam about Vince. And I've, like, I've been saying this for ages. There's a lot of people on the Internet arguing, like, who's good at dating, like, who's the best dating coach, who's great. And nowadays, like, you know, 2023, everyone's saying it's about social status.

Even Adam. Even Adam is. No, no, he's no Vince. Well, yeah, I was going to say he's not immune to also people saying who's the best? All the comment.

That's right.

Internet comments.

Yeah. I can guarantee Adam reads every one of them. Yeah, looks.

You know, Vince knows we've been through this cycle, right? That was the early two thousands. Early two thousands. It was about money.

Good.

Look, social statement.

Interesting full circle, huh?

Yeah. Previous to that interesting full circle, I learned yesterday in my english classes, everyone.

Knew it was more about how you say things. The way you come across. When we go into past 20 03, 20 04, 20 07, people knew it wasn't about money, status, good looks. It was about how you say things. So we go in these cycles and so we're in the new cycle of everyone believes it's all about this. What I love about you, Vince and.

I there is everyone believes it's all about this. It's a new cycle, it's a new day, it's a new day, it's a new dawn. Adam's trying to get something else to pawn off on. Women video has over 2000 views.

Don't insult here, but you are not the stereotypical, you know, beach boy, you know, muscular, ab wearing.

Neither are you.

No. Are those pickup artists like that? None of the ones that we've seen.

No, I haven't seen one beefy, bulky dude yet. They're all like, they all need to pick up.

They don't need, they don't need schemes.

Yeah, I feel like most of these guys are like hentai collectors, you know what I'm saying?

You're not, you don't have that look, you know? And then other people will say it's about age, you know, and you are definitely over like 28.

He is just throwing compliments at this guy, the grandfather. Also, you're so old.

You're very ugly. Yeah, you're ugly. How do you do it? Because I'm getting there and I want to know. Right?

Like, you're older than that. And so you stand against everything that everyone believes is what's needed.

Now, that scan have been my thing throughout the years. You know, like, as a shorter man I dated, women were super, super tall.

Oh, well, then that says it all.

Such insightful commentary going on right now. Adam's debating who the original pickup artist is, what cycle we're in, and he's telling us how he's short but dated tall women. Yeah, that tells me everything I need to know. All my single woes are cured, you.

Know, I wanted to defy the odds and undo all false notions.

I think your hair's defying the odds, actually, is what I think.

The hair. He might have been the same height with the tall women.

Imagine his bedhead stereotype. Yeah.

Which I love. And for those you guys that don't know, like, I have literally witnessed this man.

And you can too.

You can go on YouTube, you can watch him. He makes out with women 20 years younger than you that are gorgeous, that you meet on the street. Within how long of meeting them, within how long?

510.

15. It's an average of 52 weeks.

The proof is there online.

It's all on there. You can go watch it.

It's proof.

So happy to have this guy on. I mean, I don't know what's going on here, but Adam has a man boner over this dude and I've seen the guy's videos. It is not great. He is. He is assaulting women almost, basically.

And it's just incredible because I don't care what you think in life, you just have to watch this guy in like. And how many videos do you have of you doing makeouts? Like, honestly, how fast do you do it?

How many videos do you have?

Did he research this guy at all?

Oh, Adam wakes up and this guy has. He has a picture of this guy in his mirror and he's like, you can do it, Adam. You can be just like Calvin.

You know, I count about 5000.

Whoa, 5000, 5000ft.

No hand authored manuscripts. What do you think? What do you think Kelvin's running around doing?

I'm still counting. We're still digging new ones all the time. I don't think that it's 5000, but it's.

I don't think it's 5000.

Actually.

I make a little bit of a lie. It's more like 50. But, you know, go find out for yourself.

It's so significant, it's ridiculous.

Is it over ten?

Yeah. I feel like he could do it all, folks. Adam, the lie.

Adam. He's in control.

You know?

Yeah.

This girl, what is going on with her? I don't know.

The quantity of saliva.

Gross.

You can start new calling.

Can you make sure you speak up.

Oh, yeah. We'll get you.

Despite all the kissing. I'm too far from the mic.

Exactly. Can you describe again what those kisses contained?

Wow.

I'm gonna describe it differently. Other than the saliva, my favorite part of kissing is the anticipation. It's when you still don't know if it's gonna happen or not. And sometimes it's even greater than a kiss non kissing.

Or.

Will it happen or not? I always said seduction, real seduction. The essence of it is very feminine. And it's the essence.

The essence of the anticipation of kissing my mouth with all the cavities and saliva and I forgot to brush my teeth this morning. You will love it. Nothing like a Kelvin Belvin is what I call it is when I stick my tongue, it licks the top of the roof of your mouth.

So weird.

Oh, my God.

The option. Will it be? It might not be. That's the best part of it. Once it is, once it has been, you know, I mean, you heard it here.

It's Schrodinger's make out from hundred percent what this is. We are going to have a very interesting topic today, guys, and for everybody who is watching at home and the.

Other guy who joined them, the other pickup artist has not even been introduced.

On Calvin.

Huge.

The topic is Jada Smith, which is Will Smith's wife, supposedly all she's famous for. Well, no, she was an actress in her own right. Obviously, she was also an actress.

But.

But for this specific subject, we know.

That'S all she's famous for.

What was going on in this clown show? Oh, I love it. I'm so interested.

She just came out and said that as far as she's concerned, her and her husband, Will Smith, have been separated for six years.

Boom.

During the entanglement thing that she was talking about.

Boom. Podcast in a can.

Well, apparently so. But this is where this gets interesting. That means when he said to Chris Rock, get my wife's name out your damn mouth. And then he hit Chris at the oscars, which caused him to retroactively lose his Academy Award and be banned from the academy.

Is this TMZ or are we doing ask the dating coach what's going on here?

He was defending his wife as far as he was concerned, but she didn't perceive them being married during that moment.

Yes, it sounds like he was trying to mind blown.

I don't see anybody asking a question.

There's nobody asking a question because there's nobody listening to this stupid fucking show.

Just like us, like, win her back or something. Or he maybe felt like they weren't together, so he was trying to overcompensate.

Right.

Now, if you do you remember the exact scenario of what happened, like play by play? Because I watched it and I've analyzed it over and over.

Yeah, yeah. I'm a professional analyzer along with my entrepreneurial entrepreneur in a kit system that you can buy for $49.99 plus 999 shipping and handling, and my social media and account for $49.99 plus 99. I am also a professional breakdown artist. I'll break down any video. I'll watch it professionally. I'll let you know what I think. $49.99 plus 99 shipping and handing.

I did a breakdown, I think, on my instagram, but I think you did one, too. That was a bit better.

Yeah.

So for me, here was the steps. Chris made a joke about her.

Oh my God.

Which causes her to lose heavy.

Why are they analyzing this?

Because what they're gonna get into is the relationship part of this. And so what Adam is doing now is he's pre. He's like, you know, he's prepping us all for his ingenious analyzation of what happened during the Oscars.

And Will laughed. Then Will looks at her. She gives him a look like, this isn't funny. Will react, visibly getting angry, and then starts getting aggressive with Chris Rock. So initially, Will's initial reaction was not to defend her. His reaction to her facial expression was, I'm gonna step in and do something because I'm being made to feel that I'm doing something, something wrong.

Right.

So the question here is, how do we feel about the fact that this woman is now saying, oh yeah, we weren't even together then.

That's. Everybody's wanted to know exactly what Adam's thinking about this. And now we have an opportunity to hear it right on our own show. I'm so excited. Adam, tell us more.

I mean, she could be lying too.

You know.

Like if someone says that they're like, maybe she's just justifying her behavior after the fact. Like maybe she didn't act very good. And now she's just saying that they're separated because like, hey, well, you know, if I was doing all this other stuff, then it's okay. But I know they've openly admitted that they've been in an open thing for pretty much since they've been married. I think so I don't know why she feels the need to say that they're separated if that was also the case.

I don't know.

I've got a theory on why she feels need.

Here it comes. Here comes the knowledge. He's about to drop the bomb. Curtissy, is everybody ready?

What's his theory gonna say in a.

Minute, but I want to see what do you guys think about this?

I think she's grabbing for attention. I think, you know, job is slow. Right. There is not much acting. I haven't seen anything from her basically right.

Coming from a woman who's starring to ask the dating coach with Adam and the other guy.

But PR is still pr, right? So you know, in my opinion. Right. Because again even if that's true, right. Who cares? Seven years, six years. Why drag it through the press especially? It's been happening for so many years basically, you know.

Yeah, absolutely.

Vince, what do you think drag. What do the press. The fact that someone got slapped live on national television between two of the most, you know, prominent actors and comedians of our time. That was. That was made for the press lady.

You know, we're all very adorable because we're still not that far from having been little kids. So I think this an element that's probably very childish. Like, I got hurt and now I want to hurt you. Yeah, that's typical, right?

Yeah, that's typical.

I mean, speaking to you as somebody was married five times.

Oh, it keeps getting better.

Yeah.

So you're super successful. Yeah, that's exactly what I want to take dating advice from.

Yeah.

I do the same. Sometimes we feel hurt. We go like, I hate you in any way. You mean, so we were not even together, so I may be off with that, but I perceive it as a very, like, non mature response.

Yeah, maybe you're definitely the most qualified person to talk about so many marriages under your belt.

You know, so many marriages, plenty of children, plenty of make out.

How do you children play?

This is like, the view for. This is the pure viewer, like, the view for emotionally stunted human beings.

Just keep into the fact. So here's my belief. I believe I actually agree with you. I think she's not really doing much in the media in terms of, like, her career, but anytime she talks about their relationship in a controversial way, she gets in the media, she gets in the news. Like, we just saw a moment. Like, if you ever follow Logan Paul, I think Logan Paul is amazing from his marketing skills.

Oh, yeah. Anybody who worships Logan Paul has got to be right on the top of things.

Pressed with. He will often do a publicity stunt, and then after explain how it was prescripted, how he planned it out, and he knows he gets eyeballs. So he's about to go into a new fight against the bare knuckle boxer. And during the interview, this also happened today or in the last 24 hours. He threw his water bottle at the guy's stomach. The guy reacted by throwing his microphone at Logan Paul's head, cutting him open, blood going everywhere. And Logan Paul, the question is, like, is he gonna fight now? And he says he's still gonna fight, but the point is that did exactly what Logan Paul wanted it to do. Everyone is now talking about, will he fight? Won't he fight? Which means there will be more eyeballs on the fight.

Like, this is such incredible insight on these people's behalf. I don't even. I can't even explain. Let's take a break. I'll try and wrap my head around exactly what's going on. I also want to find a specific part of this video we might fast forward for the sake of Claire so we don't have to get through this part of the bullshit. We'll go to some other part of the bullshit where they actually talk about relationships. So let's take a break and we'll be right back.

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All right, we're back and we are talking. We are listening to the podcast made by adam the liar lions. It's called ask the dating coach. For the first seven minutes of this video, they talked about, for whatever reason, the will smith situation. This recorded back in December, I think actually december of 2023. But I'm not interested in hearing any more of his pontification about how will smithing smash will slapping Chris rock live on air is somehow his wife's fault. I don't understand how that what that's all about, but that's typical. That's typical thinking from adam the lions. It's all women's fault. It's all their problem, and they're to be manipulated and figured out by him, the man. So now let's get to the actual dating advice part of this, which I think is much more funny and probably more pertinent to the commercial break. So here we're going to pick up where they're talking about picking up women and the necessity to create drama around a situation so that women act more quickly. It's fucking crazy.

I bought all the stuff for it. It literally cost, like $300 kiss action figures. And I set it all up on the living room floor in front of her while she was reading a book. And I'm just like, taking pictures knowing that she's a professional photographer. Took like 20 minutes before she told me what I was doing wrong. 30 minutes later, she's now in there with me, helping me take pictures. Yeah, exactly right.

Yeah. I'm like, no, I got this.

I'm pretty sure if I turn all the lights off, it looks better. It's like, no, you idiot. Like, you know. But that's the point. I would rather do that than sit next to her reading a book. Fast forward six weeks and she says, all we do is sit on the sofa and read books.

Oh, so you want to play with your figurines?

Did any say something similar to this in another video that we watched? It was about how he had his friend come over and he would act like he was gonna clean, and then she would say, no, you're not doing it right. And then she would just do it.

He manipulated her into doing things that he wanted to do. And so that's what he's doing now with his current wife, which sounds super healthy. I'm no therapist, but I'm gonna, I'm gonna pick up pointers from him.

That's brilliant. You know, that really validates.

This is interesting.

Okay.

It was not too long ago, I was in the middle of a coaching session and the person's request that day was, I want to be more like, let's say somebody like Adam Lyons.

Okay, well, you know, I just happen.

To know Adam Lyons.

And they really said that?

Genuinely.

Yeah.

In my mind, I just said that right now when I made it up and no one said that I want to be more like Adam Lyons, I.

Thought, okay, what a coincidence.

What would be a characteristic of Adam that would assist this gentleman? I said, you know, Adam is very forward in thinking. It's very growth oriented. I don't ever.

Steve Jobs, Bill Gates, Copernicus, Adam Lyons. These are forward thinking people. Yeah.

Stating something forward, a solution. You are extreme. A beautiful, extreme example of solution oriented thinking.

Thank you.

Go forward. And that's what I suggested to the person. Now, I love it. Brings up the interesting element of first, how could a person gage the level of drama of the other person? That would be, that would be essential. And I know it's not easy. I often hear people say, how do you know if a person is overly dramatic or not? And here, like a side note for.

Me, if you show up on ask of the dating coach, it's likely your drama switch is stuck at eleven.

You know, you mentioned age before. I'm 55 years old.

No, you're not. Stop that. That's bullshit. That is bullshit. Oh, yeah.

Heading to 56. So it's an interesting age. It's like the age of transition.

It's the age where you should not be wearing that hairstyle. I'll say that.

It's the age where you should not be a pickup artist.

So that's a freaky beat after married five times.

That's right.

Everything that I value, that I saw so strongly is not going to lead to, like, okay, there's got to be more to it than all of that. I was really moved by the thinking of Carl Jung.

Wow.

From Kelvin, from a man child who still wears a three and a half foot high red mohawk.

Yeah.

All without knowing it's caught in a debate. And every day, all the clients that I hope they caught in the debate. Should I text her again? Should I not, should I stay with her? Should I not, should I go with multiples? Should I just.

Should I go with multiples? I can guarantee you, anybody who's showing up to Kelvin's class is not having an opportunity to go with multiples. What are you doing? Hitting on twin? Yeah. Should I go for that? For the quintuplets over there? Or should I just stick with one woman? I don't know.

Or not. So two things and your own personal debate. I mean, it's fascinating. If we have an interesting debate, like now, that's one thing.

Yeah.

If all we. Let's say, you know, man, this is an interesting area. Should I relocate? Should I not? Let's think about it. But that constant, like, should I this, should I.

That.

If we don't pay attention to it, it's subtle. Yes. That's part of the trigger that creates that we want out of it. I don't want that debate anymore.

I don't want his tongue down my throat anymore. It's these little things, back and forth, these little decisions. Don't worry about it. Just let my tongue flow down the back of your throat. Let my silky smooth saliva intermingle with yours. As I lick the roof of your mouth with my leathery tongue.

Yuck.

Will you be my 6th wife every day?

And if I solve an aspect of the debate, there's going to be another one. So, higher solution is forward thinking like you guys. Beautiful. And then personally, at a pickup standpoint, you know, let's see you having an interaction to channel the drama. Instead of having the debate on the inside. Should I text her? Should I not text her a debate? I'm a champion of that. I will present those little debates.

That's all I wanted for with Kelvin. I am trying to decide whether to picture your nipples while I'm whacking off my 67 year old cock. What is your opinion?

Like, oh, my God, I'm going to Austin, Texas. Do I stay two nights or three nights?

Hell.

And they're only right away.

I'm going to Austin, Texas. Should I stay two nights or three nights? Help.

Yes, help.

Part of the pickup, because I don't.

Have a place to stay. So it's really up to you. What's your address? I have no specific purpose for going to Austin except your pussy. So you tell me. Three. Two nights. Three nights. How many nights can you take me?

Most women would agree they won't it. So you got to channel the drama. And I'm inspired. Like, I feel it.

Your presence is that, look, I love.

Taking all the world. Your essence.

I feel it.

Just look at that guy Adam. Look at Adam. He's so happy. He's so happy. His grandpa came home to teach him the wisdom of his ways. It's like young Skywalker has just met Yodot, as my kid would say, yodota. This is ultimately useless information and a completely nonsensical debate, but, okay, let's keep rolling.

You're saying give the women you're dating options? Is that what you were saying?

So what do you.

End? Indecisiveness. And I always tell our coaching clients on the phone, be like, hey, well, you know, like, you want to sign up?

No.

Let me think about it for a week. I'm like, what are you going to think about for a week? Oh, my God. Look at my finance. Like, for a week. You know, like, oh, all you're doing is robbing time from yourself.

So she's going for the hard side with the coaching sessions. That's what she's saying.

What do you think? About what? Money. Now let's take a look at your finances right now. Facetime me. Facetime me. Let me look at.

What's your Social Security?

Yeah, what is your Social Security number? What's that credit card number? I'll see if it goes through. Your finances are fine. Don't worry about it. $7,000 for next coaching class either.

Yes.

I thought I was with Adam. He's busy. Don't worry about it.

I'm just as good or no, but decide right. If it said no, you can be a no and go do something else. If it's a yes, let's go. Right, but I'm gonna think about it for a week or a month. I always. I laid in. I'm like, 24 hours tomorrow, you let me know. Otherwise, forget my name.

24 hours.

You better give it up, buddy. Wow. The russian hammer. The hammer and the sickle coming right down on you. Look at that. That's why these Russians, they're, they're smart business people. They don't get. They'll break your, your fucking twigs at berries if you don't answer for 24 hours.

I love this. And this is why I freaking love you. Vince, by the way, like, for everyone who's, like, never heard of Vince Calvin, by the way, like, first we are robbing yourself of looking at the guys that have paved the way for all the new people to come.

But, like, pave the way the founding fathers of female manipulation. Is that something to be proud of? How proud are you?

Paved the way?

Yeah. Listen, 3000 years from now, when we're all long gone and the aliens come down and they start excavating and, you know, looking for, you know, signs of life and all that, they're gonna find these stupid fucking videos and they are gonna bounce off this planet knowing there was zero hope for anything to work out.

Intelligence.

Yeah, they're gonna go. That's how far they got in 50,000 years. That's how far they got. Adam, the lions, there is so much.

Wisdom in what he said, right? So much, like, there are a lot of guys that, like, you know, you know, don't be a fucking pussy. Like, just fucking make a decision, right? There are those kind of guys, like. Or just fucking pick, right? Or just do the action. No, there's so much more power in, first of all, understanding debates are great. Personal debates are terrible, right? Which is, which is the first thing that Vince said, which I agree with 100%. I'm exactly the same. Any minute, I am having an internal discussion, and I'd never even voiced it until you said it, by the way.

So that.

That's fabulous.

That needs fabulous.

Elements.

Adam, he's just, he's just like the Chris rock slap. He's dissecting every moment. Chrissy. He's pulling out all the nuggets. He's giving it to us in completely incoherent digestible bites.

And straight away, and I do. How do you end it, though? So we'll get that. He gave a solution. One is make the debate an opportunity to talk to another woman, send the debate to her and let her deal with it.

Her problem now, right.

She doesn't say that. He's saying two nights or three nights. You know, it's up to her.

It's brilliant. It's brilliant. Your problem now, should you send me $4,000 for my trip to Austin or not. Your debate, your problem.

Throwing it to you.

Or send me $5,000 and I won't come to Austin. Your debate. And now you take care of it. Okay? I'll be here. Peace out. Kelvin, out. Right?

It's kind of like the idea of, like, the guy that tossed a coin to make decisions or rolled a dice to make decisions, right? Or always just said yes. Like, in his situation, he's saying, always just ask another woman what a great opportunity to continue a conversation. Go on a dating app and just send it to, hey, I'm flying to Austin tomorrow. I don't know if I'm saying two or three nights. Can you pick for me?

Right?

Like, if you send that to 200.

Oh, it's brilliant. It's brilliant.

We've come up with all this tactic.

We're paving the way for the future ahead of us. What a tactic. I bet you have at least 300 douchebags out there that are trolling tinder, just throwing out questions. Yeah, I have to pee. Should I go or not? Your problem, your issue. Kelvin, out. Imagine like, hey, what's up?

Happy Wednesday.

Oh, that's awesome. Yeah.

Do I stay for two nights or three?

Like what?

Happy Wednesday. Oh, my God, I love it.

I think this is so fascinating how these douche getters.

Yeah. Actually I was responsive too, like, thinking about it.

Right.

But I still don't know if I should stay two or three nights.

Yeah.

I think it's that other guy that they basically tossed inside.

And he's got this weird laugh and he keeps.

The single guy.

Yeah, the single guy. They don't even have the camera on him. I know.

Yeah, yeah, he's out.

Yeah. You can see how important he is to Adam. Is not important.

You gotta write. Write down all the answers. Compare who's who. You know, who's one.

He is staring directly at her text.

Do you see that?

The guy that we don't even know his name because he hasn't been introduced yet. On the left hand side of the panel, there's four of them sitting from left to right. Obviously, there's a single guy who is young, you know, good looking dude. He's talked a little bit here. But then the wife of Adam, then Adam, and then this guy Kelvin with the crazy haircut and whatever. Crazy outfit. But the guy on the far left, we just, you know, I paused the video so that Chrissy and I could be as dumb as possible. And he is staring directly at Adam's wife's tits. It's so obvious. Like.

Most misunderstood steps I took was a program called God Given Game. God given game.

Triple G. What up, triple G? Represent from the house, Austin, Texas, two or three nights. What up right there.

It would be easy. And I love that I can easily be misread. It's a little bit like of the final frontier, but I'm all about core healing for both men and women. And in that program, what I wanted to utter that was totally misunderstood. God given game would be, it's already there. If, let's say, I don't know what to say. That's what I should say. I don't know what to say. But you grab my attention. Then I realized that I'm not really comfortable. And forgive me, but I'm not really comfortable.

Oh my God, let me have verbal diarrhea all over you because that'll make me feel, feel better about myself. Right? I think we might have to dig a little further into this now. I'm finally starting to have fun. The first couple of minutes I was like, oh, this isn't, this isn't what I wanted to do.

And that's all you have to say, brian, just say that out loud.

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I think so.

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