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I'm Jeff Prope, Host and Showrunner of Survivor. Last season in On Fire, the official Survivor podcast, we gave you the producers point of view of how survivor works. This season, we're adding an all new twist. We're going to add in the players point of view, which means we have a new member of the tribe joining us. Welcome, survivor38, Edge of Extinction Castaway, Rick Devons.

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Thank you, Jeff. I am so excited to be here. Each week, our producer Jay and I will take you through the key moments, the edge of your seat turning points of survivor45. We'll dissect these from the player's mindset, and we'll be circling in on questions we have about the producer's choices.

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So I'll answer those questions and give you the how and the why from the producer's point of view. So this season, you're getting the fan, the player, and the producer's point of view. There is no other podcast doing this.

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It's why On Fire is the only official survivor podcast.

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Listen to On Fire, the official survivor podcast on Apple podcast or wherever you get your podcast. Hey, everybody. It's Stephen Colbert here. I know you came on here to listen to The Daily Show's podcast, The Daily Show Ears Edition, I think they call it. But because we played John's premiere on his return to The Daily Show on our podcast, they are going to play our Super Bowl show on The Daily Show podcast. One difference, though. I introduced John on our podcast, and he's not introducing me on The Daily Show podcast. So there's a lack of equity in this relationship that I have not missed. It is not lost on me who's carrying the water around here. I'm not angry. I'm just disappointed. Anyway, do enjoy. John's on this show, so you can listen to John's on this one. Welcome in here, out there, all around the world to The Late Show. I'm your host, Stephen Colbert, and it is... You feel that? You feel that electricity? It can only be one thing. It is Super Bowl night, baby. This is the night when all Americans gather in front of the TV like one extended family to watch the premiere of Tracker.

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Tracker, he's a human air tag. Also, the football game. And what a game it was. For the second time in Super Bowl history, we went to extra innings. So I think we all know the real winners were CBS ad sales. In overtime, San Francisco got the ball first and put it through the uprights for three points. And between the two teams, is this true? They kicked seven field goals in this game. I'm sorry, but since when has football played with the feet? Then, Kansas City got the ball back and would lose the game if they did not score. And you could hear Sphynchters snapping shut all over the Midwest. But Patrick Mahomes drove the Chiefs down the field for this game-winning score right there. Boom. Come on. Finally. Come on up. Hey, come Fantastic. Finally, something good happened for Taylor Swift. Now, in the lead up to the game, Taylor's beau Travis Kelsey arrived dressed like a sparkly trash bag. Also, this is before the game started, right? Before the game started, Homeland Security showed a bunch of counterfeit merchandise they had seized, okay, which is too bad because I, for one, was looking forward to getting a T-shirt celebrating Super Bowel Champs, the Kansas City Churfs.

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Go Chorfs. There was also a big betting opportunity during the commercials, and it involved retired tight-end and gym teacher whose sex-ed presentation just got really uncomfortable, Rob Grunkowski. You see, Gronk has been appearing in an ad called The FanDuel Kick of Destiny 2, where fans could place five dollar bet on whether he will make it or miss a field goal. Well, today was the big day. Lined up the kick and missed wide right. Okay, it's embarrassing, but not as embarrassing as doing that in the helmet they normally serve ice cream in. We also got our first look at the trailer for Wicked Part One. Yeah. Which is why at your Super Bowl party, that one nephew who doesn't care about the game suddenly started screaming and needed a minute to collect themselves. First half did not have a lot of action. It was almost an hour into the game before we got our first glimpse of Taylor celebrating a long completion by Kansas City. But then the Chiefs immediately fumbled, and Travis Kelsey was seen yelling in frustration at Coach Andy Reid. I'm a pretty good lip reader, Jimmy. Put that back up. I think he was saying, You're embarrassing me in front of my girlfriend.

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Jeez Louise. Say, Jeez Louise. Did I get that right? Jeez Louise. Even though her boy toy was angry, Tay Tay still had some fun. At one point, she was caught chugging her beer on the Jumbotron. Okay. Hey, please have fun, Taylor, but please make sure you have a designated driver for your private jet. Then the NFL tweeted her beer chug, accompanied simply with the word, Icon. If that's what makes you an icon, then my aunt Rita is an iconaholic. But, Hi, Rita. There were, as usual, there were a lot of great ads. Even Martin Scorsese directed an ad for Squarespace, Squarespace, or Squareface. Scorsese is the most brilliant director to do a Super Bowl ad since Ingmar Bergman's 1984 ad for Wendy's. Sure. Sven. There was also ads featuring the biggest celebrity of all, The Lord, who was featured in two spots from the He gets us campaign. And He He gets us, I think, is so appropriate because we all remember that quote from the sermon on the mount, I'll get you. I'll get you if the last thing I do. Your little dog, too, I think he says at one point. A language app, Duolingo, bucked the celebrity trend with this just five-second ad.

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Yes, it looks weird, but his ass is now fluent in Spanish. Okay, the score was 10-3 at halftime when we were treated to an amazing performance by Usher. The theme was, Help, I'm trapped in a Jack Lantern. Usher sang so many of his hits like, Who Cares What He Sang, Look at Those Abs, Baby. Bear Nipples at the Super Bowl Halftime Show, CBS is back, Baby. All is forgiven. It's a great performance by Usher. He was joined by some incredible artists, including Alicia Keys, Ludacris, Her, and Lil John. How would you rate your performance, Lil John? What? I said, How would you rate your performance? Okay. He's his own harshest critic.

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But What?

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Maybe the biggest news from the halftime show is how little it pays to be in it, because while it does offer extraordinary levels of exposure, the gig comes with a zero-dollar paycheck. Little John, your thoughts? What? After halftime, the game bogged down on a slow defensive back and forth. But the big news is that Verizon released an ad featuring Beyoncé, and moments after it air, she announced a country-themed Renaissance Part 2 album. Wow, that is incredible. I cannot wait for the album to drop. I'm a huge fan, but I do have to say announcing your album during the Super Bowl has real getting engaged during your sister's baby shower energy. Now, the stakes were not just high out on the field. This Super Bowl set a record for betting with one in four Americans betting on the game, to which Americans responded, One in four? I like those odds. Where's the ATM? No, I'm good. I'm due to pay out. Gamblers also bet on the length of the national anthem with an over-under of 90.5 seconds. Now, technically, and I just found this out, betting on the national anthem is illegal here in the United States, which is why DraftKings and FanDuel only allowed it for Canadian betters.

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Hey, Canadians, bet on your own national anthem and take the under on how many people know the words. Oh Canada, it's been one week since you looked at me. Is that it? Is that it? Oh my God. Is it chicken to China, the Chinese chicken? Have a drum If you're being your brain. Starts clicking. Gambling ads were all over the broadcast tonight. One for the sportsbook Bet MGM featured Vince Vawn, Wayne Gretsky, and a whole lot of Tom braided. And after his crypto ad, you got to respect Tom's dedication to helping her uncle lose the rest of his money. Now, if any of you out there, if you actually really wanted to go to the game itself, live, experts say this was the priciest Super Bowl ever with some tickets on sale for $100,000. It's a lot. But of course, the memories will last a lifetime unless you're one of the players. Now, if you're upset, if you are... What? If you're upset that your team lost tonight, you may be part of a growing trend, angry football fans who keep punching their TVs. This is true. Let's go to the highlights, Jim. Oh, my God.

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Early exit point result. We got a great show for you tonight. Coming up, Jon Stewart.

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Mtv's official Challenge podcast is back for another season. That's right. The challenge is back, and so Are we? I'm Devon Simone. And I'm Devon Rogers. Now, you all know we had so much fun covering the Challenge USA one together that we thought, Why not do it again? So we are joining forces to dive into this brand new season. Season 39, battle for a new A new champion. Yes. Yes. 24 contenders will compete to win their first championship. They know the battle, but not the victory. Thank God. I am ready for a new champion. A new one, okay? Give us some fresh faces, people. Girl, I couldn't agree more More. So every week after the episode airs, come hang with us as we break down all the challenges and eliminations, and of course, get the inside scoop on all the drama. And we got all the tea, okay? We will be joined by the cast members themselves every week, you all. Listen to MTV's official Challenge podcast on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast.

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Folks, it is Super Bowl Sunday. We've got a huge audience, a show packed full of incredible guests, which means now is the perfect time to walk you through the recipe for my patented seven-layer dip, okay? Bottom layer crushed-up fluorescent tubes. Now, I'm sorry, I don't know what that's about. Second layer, Mercury from old... Jim, what the hell is going on down there? I'm sorry. What are you What's going on? Good to see you. I'm good to see you. Oh, my God. It's Jon Steward, everybody. What's your name? Jon. Hold on, everybody. I got to do the thing. Jon, please. Everybody, please have a seat. Jon, I'm doing the... Jon, what are you doing here?

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Well, you know I've obviously lived under your desk ever since I left The Daily Show.

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I know that. Of course, I know that. But why are you interrupting the show right now?

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Well, You may have heard there's some exciting news.

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Exciting news? Hold on. If there's exciting news, let me just get a mouthful of water first.

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Starting tomorrow, I am going to be back hosting The Daily Show.

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I didn't know that. I just followed it. I just followed it. I did. That's interesting. I thought it was going to be great. I thought you were going to. That's amazing. Jon Stewart Hosting The Daily Show at 11:00 PM on Comedy Central. We're going to watch every weeknight, right, everybody? That's very you. Yes.

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Actually, there's one more piece of news. One more piece of-Take a big sip of water.

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Another sip of water. Okay.

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You go there. I'm only doing it on Mondays.

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Okay. Only Mondays. That's interesting. But John, you-Yeah. Okay. What? John, you famously hate Mondays and love lasagna. That's Garfield. Look, the point is, I've got to move out of this desk and back underneath the Daily Show desk.

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I probably shouldn't have picked while you were taping. That was part of the steward of me.

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Well, do you have the keys? Can I have the keys back? Oh, gosh, yes.

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Here, let me go down there and get your keys back.

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Thank you very much, Al. That's all. That sounds like all of them. There you go. All right. But you've been awfully nice to me. Thank you so much. You're my friend. This has been great. This is goodbye. Wait, John. Wait, no. Stop. John, no. John, no, John. Listen, John, you can't just leave. You can't. No, no. John, you can't just- I have to move on, Steven. No, I'm fine with you moving on. I mean, you can't leave until I inspect your living space. Otherwise, I'm not going to give you back your security deposit.

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That's reasonable. Let's Let's get it.

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All right. Okay, I'll take my water with. Should I take the water with me? Sure. Take the water with you.

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On there.

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Just watch out for the ladder. Don't step on the... God. That's a drop. Wow. I like what you've done to the place.

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I did not do anything to the place.

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Yeah, that's what I like. Hey, what's that scratch on the wall?

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Those were here before.

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Well, this all looks good. Great. I He was afraid you'd try to bring down one of your rescue animals and violate the condos strict no llama policy. Now, Steven, I'm a grown man.

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I'm not going to betray your trust. I know that.

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Bring down some llama, for God's sake. I believe you. You know why I believe you? Because you even have a book over here called How Not to Hide Your Llama by Jon Stewart. I want to read that. I would not touch that. I knew it. You're not I'm getting your security deposit back, Stuart. What? Mr. Llama Hider.

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That is so not true.

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I was not hiding a llama. In fact, this is not a llama. This is an alpaca. Oh, really? Do you know the difference between an alpaca and a llama? No, I don't.

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The And this is definitely an alpaca.

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Okay, well, then here's your security deposit.

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Oh, my goodness. Thank you so much. So helpful. These guys are so expensive to feed.

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Well, I guess this really is goodbye, John.

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Yeah.

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We had fun, though, didn't we?

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We sure did.

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There is one more thing, Steven, and It's a bit of a surprise.

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Really? Well, you know how surprises make me thirsty, John. Excuse me one second. I just got a glass of water here and wet my whistle. Ready? You're my best friend. John Steward, everybody. You can see him back on The Daily Show tomorrow. We'll be right back with John Krasinski and Ryan Gozly. Both?

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Mtv's official Challenge podcast is back for another season. That's right. The challenge is back, and so are we. I'm Devon Simone. And I'm Devon Rogers. Now, you all know we had so much fun covering the Challenge USA one together that we thought, Why not do it again? So we are joining forces to dive into this brand new season. Season 39, battle for a new champion. Yes. Yes. 24 contenders will compete to win their first championship. They know the battle, but not the victory. Thank God. I am ready for a new champion. A new one, okay? Give us some fresh faces, people. Girl, I couldn't agree more. So every week after the episode airs, come hang with us as we break down all the challenges and eliminations, and of course, get the inside scoop on all the drama. And we got all the tea, okay? We will be by the cast members themselves every week, you all. Listen to MTV's official Challenge podcast on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast.

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Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen. My first guest this evening is an actor and director you know from The Office, Jack Ryan and A Quiet Place. He is just written, directed, and stars in the upcoming movie If. Please Welcome back to The Late Show. John Krasinski. Wow.

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That's pretty great.

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That's very nice. Thank you very much. It's always just absolutely lovely to have you here.

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Thanks for being here. Venmo clearly works.

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Exactly.

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I paid each and every one of them. Thank you, guys. That was amazing.

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Happy Super Bowl.

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Thank you very much. Happy Super Bowl. Thank you.

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Happy Super Bowl to you. Thank you very much. We're enjoying our Super Bowl show here tonight. Did you have a chance to watch the game backstage? I did, yeah. How about that game?

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Those teams.

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The team that had red and white in their uniform?

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They just... And so much.

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I know we have snacks for you back there. Do you have your own special? What is your Super Bowl go to? Because it's often something that you probably shouldn't eat more than once a year.

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Yeah, it's nachos. Oh. Yeah. Seven-layer-dip nachos.

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Wait, seven-layer-dip nachos. So it's a bed of the chips and seven layers on top of it?

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No, it's a bed of seven layers. Okay. And then just a bowl of nachos on the side. Okay, because when I think nachos, I think nachos. And we only know what two of the layers are, let's be honest. The top layer. It's cheese, sour cream. Who knows? It's a grab bag down there.

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It is awards season. I don't know if you know this. Yes.

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And I am.

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For those of us in Hollywood, you have got the best date to this awards season this year. You and your lovely wife, Emily Lodge. This is the two of you. This is the I'm going to give you Golden Globes, right?

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Golden Globes, yeah. Golden Lives.

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Just look radiant. Absolutely incandescent. She sure does. Yeah, she is. She's so beautiful.

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It's getting a little weird, but yeah. No, yeah.

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Well, I mean, a man can appreciate a beautiful woman. That's nothing Are you wrong?

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No, there's nothing wrong.

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Okay. Your outfit. Okay, she's nominated for an incredible performance as Katie Oppenheimer in Oppenheimer. Did you hang out on the set? Were you there with all the Oppenheimer gang?

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Did not go to set. No, I was on the press tour for a while. I went to the Paris premiere.

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Why did you wink at me when you did that?

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Well, because it's away from the camera. Oh, they got it on that one. Okay.

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That sounds like you weren't on the press tour for a while.

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I was on the press tour.

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Press tour for a while.

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Yeah, I was just taking credit for the movie when I was out there. I was like, Guys, we did it. We all did it. Chris, I'm so glad you listened to what I said because it worked. You know what I mean? You're a director. I'm a director. You're a British. I'm not. It works.

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You know, he's only half British. That's true. He grew up in Evanston, Illinois.

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Yes, that is true. Yeah.

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Accent is completely made up.

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Yeah, I just realized that. Yeah. You can tell because it slipped. When he was on the show a few days ago. Yes.

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Did you see when he was on the show a few days ago? White team, Your favorite play in the game tonight. What was your favorite play in tonight's game?

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Oh, my God. When that guy and he...

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It was good. It was good. Unbelievable.

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Playing I'll send that back in slowmo. Yeah.

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Now, you have, and I'm very excited about this because I actually saw a little early clips of this because I'm special. You've got a new movie coming out this spring called If. That's right. Which you wrote, direct, and produced, right? And you're in I am in it. Are you also the gaffer and the caterer?

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What else are you doing? I tried. They wouldn't let me. I did, though, because imaginary Friends, there's a lot of visual effects, so we didn't have actual ifs on set, but we had-If is I am imaginary Friends.

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There you go.

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I would actually puppet the imaginary Friends to the other actors.

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Is that what this is? Yes. These are like... Is this what?

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That's just my jacket again.

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There's Ryan Reynolds in the background and you holding a puppet unicorn.

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That's a unicorn, and that is actually my wife right here. That's Emily Blunt.

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That's the voice of that. She's amazing. She's so versatile.

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I know, right? Yes. She was wearing that suit.

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And what's going on here?

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That is a pink alligator named Alley. And so I would interact with the actors for them like they needed that. They were like, Honestly, just stand back. It's very intimidating. That's actually my daughter's real imaginary friend. Oh, really? Yeah. So I wrote the movie for my kids. Thank you. Before that, I think they thought I was an accountant. Because I was like, I'm going to work. And they were like, Yeah, right. Because they couldn't see Jack Ryan or a quiet place. So I don't think they knew where I was going.

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So they don't know what Daddy does? No.

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They do now. They do now. Okay. No. What happened was during the pandemic, I'd had this idea for a long time, but during the pandemic, I just saw the light going out in my kids. And I saw them trying to figure out life and figure out what was going on. And I wrote a movie to show them that there's always hope. There's always someone there behind you that has your back and you can always turn to. So we created... There you go.

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That's lovely. It's really lovely.

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It's about... Thank you.

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There was a teaser in the Super Bowl tonight.

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There was. We did a fun little bit.

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That's a pricey little ad there. It was, yeah. I want to get you your money's worth out of it. So I thought maybe we'd show a little bit of it again. Hey, thank you very much. Jim, show the folks, please. Hi, I'm John Krasinski, director of the upcoming film, If. Now, If is a movie about... What? You're not John Krasinski. Some Something's happening. Hi. Hi. Hi. I'm not going to ask you again. Put some pants on. You're freaking everyone out. That is, I recognized a few voices in there. It's got a stacked cast. It's got, obviously, Emily Blunt. It's got Steve Carel, Matt Damon, Jon Stewart, Ryan Reynolds, Sebastian Menescalco, Phoebe Waller-Bridge, Fiona Shaw, Richard Jenkins, Awkwafina, Vince Fohn, Steven Colbert. Oh, wait, I'm not in it. I'm not. That's weird. Did you- Guys, do we have a mic?

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We could just do a quick voice over here. Just bring in the... No, we could. I could try to get you in the movie right now.

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I love you, Cindy.

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All right, let's go again.

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I didn't have an imaginary friend, so I don't know what they do.

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No, but we got to talk about Cindy because that's all I want to know about now.

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I think I'm the imaginary friend of the girl named Cindy. I just chose a child. Is there a child named Cindy in this movie? No. No. Too late. Have you finished the movie?

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I have not. I have a couple more days. Hey, there. You know what? We already got it, right? We have the I love you, Cindy. That's all I need. That's it. Yeah.

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Did you have an imaginary friend growing up?

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This is all imaginary. You're my imaginary friend.

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None of this is real. This isn't even the Super Bowl night. You're saying that we're not actually here on Super Bowl night? Is that what you're trying to tell me?

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That's why we don't know who's Who's playing?

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Oh, I know who's playing.

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Oh, right.

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It's Kansas City versus the 49ers. How long ago do you think we recorded this?

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Wait a minute.

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It's the New York Knickerbockers versus the Chicago Balloons.

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That's a good game.

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That is a fantastic game. Ot 4? Yes. Back with the leather helmets. Ot 4. Yeah. God. In all this cast, these incredible people here, who's the biggest diva? Is it Karell or is it Jon Stewart? Because they're both just drama.

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Well, tell me about it. I mean, Karell is a diva. He's just the worst. Sorry, was I not supposed to say that? Yeah. No. Yeah, we had protocols. It was just like when he acted up, you They call security and they blow dart them. Down you would go? Yeah, sleep them a little bit.

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That makes sense.

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You get it. You know him. Oh, I've worked with him for 30 years. Always up to no good.

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No, I have a restraining order against him. Yes, see, that's what I'm saying. How he Is that this nice guy thing? I have no idea. Monster. Monster. Yeah. Which is why he's great to play the monster in the movie.

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He's not a monster. He's a purple lovable huggable.

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He looks like a monster.

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How dare you?

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I like this. I like the drama. This is good. This is what I can bring to a movie.

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Great. Let's do one more take of I Love You, Cindy. I love you, Cindy.

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There you go. Or do you want... Oh, really? You don't want options? You want three in a row or anything like that? I love you, Cindy.

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When you got gold, you walk away.

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Really? When you have gold, you walk away. You don't keep digging for gold when you find gold? No. Because if you walk away, somebody else gets the gold.

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Yeah, but I think we have it because...

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All right. It says here, bonus questions. Should we do the bonus question?

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Do we have a wheel that we can spin?

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Sure. There we go. Here's your bonus question. Wow. That was very good. That's what you get. Action. Ryan Gosling is going to be on the show right after you. He's the next guest after you. He's promoting a movie with your lovely and talented wife, Emily.

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It's gross when you do it. It's grosser.

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It's more gross when you stick your finger in my mouth. It's not gross. But if I wipe away just nothing special, nothing bad.

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It's getting worse.

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Okay. It's called The Fall Guy. How do you feel about your wife in a rom-com with Ken? He's got He's got that Kennergy, man.

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Yeah. Well, I know him enough. I knew that.

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You got the Johnergy? In a fight, who would win? Jack Ryan or Ken?

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Is Ryan playing a role or is he himself? Because if he's playing a role, Jack Ryan is going to roll him. But if he's playing himself, he would hand me my lunch.

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Ryan Gosling would-Yeah, I think he would kick. You're a big guy, man. Am I?

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What?

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You're a big guy.

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Have I Have I proven it to you?

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What? You tried. Oh, let's do it right now. No, right now. You damn it. Right now. That's your mic right there. All right, here we go, baby. Here we go. I'm going to warn our affiliates. He might be going long. Okay. Tell Gozling to...

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I'm warning our affiliates, Turn away now. Turn away.

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There you go. You've gone soft. Look at that. You've gone soft. Come on. Let's do it. Ready?

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Okay, ready? I'm twisted my backs.

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Ready?

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Yeah.

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One, two, three. If opens in the air on May 17th. John Krasinski, everybody. Coming up, Ryan Gossling.

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Mtv's official Challenge podcast is back for another season. That's right. The challenge is back, and so are we. I'm Devon Simone. And I'm Devon Rogers. Now, you all know we had so much fun covering the Challenge USA one together that we thought, why not do it again? So we are joining forces to dive into this brand new season. Season 39, battle for a new champion. Yes. Yes. 24 contenders will compete to win their first championship. They know the battle, but not the victory. Oh, thank God. I am ready for a new champion, a new one. Okay, give us some fresh faces, people. Girl, I couldn't agree more. So every week after the episode airs, come hang with us as we break down all the challenges and eliminations, and of course, Get the inside scoop on all the drama. And we got all the tea, okay? We will be joined by the cast members themselves every week, you all. Listen to MTV's official Challenge podcast on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast.

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Welcome back to the Super Bowl show, everybody. Folks, my next guest tonight is a movie star who just earned an Oscar nomination for being way more than Knuff. Please welcome back to The Late Show, Ryan Gosling. Thank you for being here. Thank you for being here.

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Hi, Barbies. Nice to see you again.

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Nice to see you. Happy Super Bowl.

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I thought I had a cool job, but I think yours is cooler.

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What? This is cooler?

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This is way cooler.

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No, no, no. This is a cooler job. This is cooler. And you know why? You're going to win this one. They like me fine, but I haven't gotten that reaction yet. Happy Super Bowl. I got to ask you a question. You grew up in Canada. Super Bowl is not as big a deal there, I imagine. You seem sporty But what was your sport? Obviously, not American football. What did you do?

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I was positive I would be in the NBA.

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Really? Yeah. Really? What are you top out at?

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Well, that was the problem. That wasn't the only problem. How confident are we talking? It was the '90s. It was the Bulls. It was Dream Team. It felt like it was everywhere. But Shaq's shoe was doing a mall circuit, and it came to my town. Just the shoe? One shoe or two One shoe, and you could buy tickets, and you could... I waited in line and I saw Shaq's shoe, and I saw Destiny staring me straight in the face.

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You saw the size of Shaq's shoe, and you went, Yes.

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I was like, I'm going to be If I were that big. I'm going to be in the NBA, and anyone who thinks otherwise is a damn fool.

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But did you play? Were you on the team at school?

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I warmed the bench, and I never grew. I was just very small, and I was He's a late bloomer. I'm still waiting on some level to fully bloom.

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Try a Job Spike. Now, you play a stuntman in the new movie, The Fall Guy, with a lovely Emily Blunt. Obviously, sure, why Yes. I'll leave that. I'll join you on that one. I have to ask the obvious question. Ryan Gosling, do you do your own stunts?

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Well, I was prepared to be the first actor to say I have done none of my own stunts. I would be very happy to say that. Yeah. But the film is honoring stunt performers. It has some of the greatest stunt performers in the business today. It's directed by a former stunt performer, so they weren't going to let that happen. I had to do a few things. They dropped me 12 stories off of a building, and then they dragged me across the Sydney Harbor Bridge.

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Is that what this is? Because I was given this photo, and I'm not sure what the context is.

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That's it. That's just me on a shovel getting dragged across the Sydney Harbor Bridge.

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That's you holding on to the back of a truck as it drives across the... And how did that feel? Did it feel like a good idea?

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They shot it very early because it was the Sydney Harbor Bridge, so we didn't want to disrupt traffic. Sure. There you go. So it was very early. I wasn't fully caffedated. I just grabbed the shovel and suddenly it happened. And then we did it a few times and I went back to my trailer and slept, and I thought, That was a weird dream. That It's very weird.

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Like maybe should they have let me do this? Yes. No one your wife, Eva Mendes, didn't attempt to stop you from doing this?

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They always do the big stunts at the end of a movie. Do they really? Yeah. In case something happens, they've already got what they I'm going to eat out of you. Hollywood cares.

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We have a clip here. Do you need to tell us what's going on? Something big.

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Yeah. I think, yeah, I don't really know.

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Let's discover it together. This is going to be fun. Jim?

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Just wondering, after this movie, if I don't go to prison and you're not busy, maybe we could go to a beach somewhere, wear a couple of swimming costumes.

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Just drink a spicy margarito or something.

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Yeah, make some bad decisions.

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Okay, sure. Yes. Sound like a plan. It's a better plan than this.

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Hey, please be careful. Okay, swing them around. Go.

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I was hoping you would miss. That was funny. You missed. Okay, I got to talk about the alpha in the room. Congratulations on your Oscar nom for Barbie. What an extraordinary movie. What a fantastic performance. Soup to nuts. Everybody in this movie is amazing. Greta Gerwig, when she was here, she said that we were talking about You and your fantastic fur coat right there that you wear as camp. There you go. Fantastic fur. She said that you pitch the idea of you doing a dream ballet with all this fur, and you're wrestling with it, and then it becomes your coat? Yeah. I would have paid money to see that. What happened to that?

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That came to me in a dream. Seriously? Yes. And it became, I think, a nightmare for Greta. We were trying to figure it out, and it felt like the mink was his identity. And so he was having this death of the ego and being reborn out of it. And as soon as I was reborn, I thought, This is a terrible idea.

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So you were born out of the mink?

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I was born out of the mink, and as soon as I had it, I thought, This isn't going to work. But it was a placeholder for what became this Ken song, this I'm Just Ken song. I'm just Ken.

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I'm I'm just Ken. What does that mean to you? I'm just curious because it means so many... It seems to mean so many different things to different people. What does I'm just Ken mean to you?

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I'd be more curious. I wouldn't want to Ken-splain.

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What do you think? I'm just, Ken, is accepting your sofa who you are and not needing the approval of others in order to be your best self.

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That's better.

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That's great. Well, I understand you had other suggestions that did make it into the movie. For instance, this right here. Can you explain what's going on here?

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Oh, God.

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What part of this is you?

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Let me talk about my underpants.

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I love it. I found that this is your idea, the fact that the underwear says Ken on it, which I did not notice in the movie.

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Everything was just trying to get Barbie to notice me. So I thought if I wrote Ken on my underwear, she might say, Nice underwear, Ken. And then I would say, Underwear. Anything to have a conversation with Barbie. Sure.

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We're going to take a quick break here. We'll be right back with more Ryan Gosling, everybody. Stick around.

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Mtv's official Challenge podcast is back for another season. That's right. The Challenge is back, and so are we. I'm Devon Simone. And I'm Devon Rogers. Now, you all know we had so much fun covering the Challenge USA one together that we thought, Why not do it again? So we are joining forces to dive into this brand new season. Season 39, Battle for a new champion. Yes. Yes. 24 contenders will compete to win their first Championship. They know the battle, but not the victory. Oh, thank God. I am ready for a new champion. A new one, okay? Give us some fresh faces, people. Girl, I couldn't agree more. So every week after the episode airs, come hang with us as we break down all the challenges and eliminations, and of course, get the inside scoop on all the drama. And we got all the tea, okay? We will be joined by the cast members themselves every week, you all. Listen to MTV's official Challenge podcast on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast.

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We're back with the star of the The Coming Fall guy, Mr. Ryan Gosling. The phrase, I'm Kennuff is showing up like, this is it. This is everywhere. You see this right here. I'm Kenoff, right there. What I love about this is that it works for any name that ends with E-N. It could be, I'm Kennuff, I'm Ben-uf, I'm L-N-uf. And so we made something for you to wear. It's, I'm Stephen-uf. You can take...

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This is for you.

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You can just put that right over there.Thank.

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You so much.Put.

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That in your collection right there. Oh, very nice. Thank you.I understandI have something for you.What?Can.

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I give you something as well?Of course, you may.Thank.

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You.one second. Here we go. Back here. What do you have?

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I have this. What is...

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Why do you...

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I have a... Where shall we put it? I'll be right here.

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Thank you. It's funny. I love it. I have always wanted my own Mojo Dojo Casa Well, you're the person to ask, these days, there's only one measure by which a man can be ruled, and that do they have kenergy? And since you are here and you are the ken, I'm just curious, do you believe that I Do I deserve this? Do I have the kenergy?

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Can I just say something? The kenergy coming off of you is nuclear, bro. Right? It is nuclear, bro. And I talk to the Kens. Talk to all the Kens. And we feel it needs to be acknowledged. You're Kenergy, so we want to night you into the Kendom. Release the mink.

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Is this the actual coat?

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This is the actual Mink, and I'm going to night you. Stephen, Ken, Colbert.

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My lead.

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Do you solemely swear to make yourself as smooth and shiny as possible so that you might reflect the awesomeness of Barbie?

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I will be as smooth and as shiny as this man here. Reach into your pocket. The fall, guys, in the theaters this may Ryan Gosling, everybody. Thank you for listening to The Late Show Pod Show with Steven Colbert. Just one more thing, if you want to see more of me, come to the Late Show YouTube channel for more clips and exclusives. I'm Jeff Broke, Host and Showrunner of Survivor. Last season in On Fire, the official Survivor podcast, we gave you the producers point of view of how survivor works. This season, we're adding an all new twist. We're going to add in the players' point of view, which means we have a new member of the tribe joining us. Welcome, Survivor 38, Edge of Extinction Castaway, Rick Devons.

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Thank you, Jeff. I am so excited to be here. Each week, our producer Jay and I will take you through the key moments, the edge of your seat turning points of survivor45. We'll dissect these from the player's mindset, and we'll be circling in on questions we have about the producer's choices.

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So I'll answer those questions and give you the how and the why from the producer's point of view. So this season, you're getting the fan, the player, and the producer's point of view. There is no other podcast doing this.

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It's why On Fire is the only official survivor podcast.

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Listen to On Fire, the official survivor podcast on Apple podcast or wherever you get your podcast.