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It's time to join the resistance against a tyrannical, divisive elementary school principal, along with your hosts Johnny, Tommy and Isabel.

This is God Save Little Creek Elementary.

Hello and welcome to another episode of Pottsy, Willow Creek Elementary, the five hundred nineteen podcast in our growing network. We are the podcast by the Resistance and for the Resistance inside Willow Creek Elementary School in Fairfax, Virginia. I'm Jodhi. I'm Isabella, and I'm Tommy. We're in fourth grade. We have so much to discuss this week, including Principal Walsh's outrageous decision to shorten recess by 15 minutes. This is not normal.

We also have plenty more about Principal Walsh's efforts to build a wall between Mill Creek Elementary and said to Puebla Middle School, who are parents tax dollars hard at work?

Later in the pod, we have an interview with Miss Stone. She's a substitute teacher who we think should be the next principal of Little Creek Elementary School. She made a lot of ways last week. She let us have two snack times. So excited for that. Before we get going, some housekeeping.

We are recording a live episode of Pod Save Little Creek at Jackson's birthday party on Saturday. If you like to attend the taping, get your mom to RSVP to Jackson's mom. There's going to be laser tag.

Tommy, we also have some news about our sister vodcast. Yes, our sister podcast has a new interview with my sister. Her name is Victoria. She's in eighth grade and she's really mean to me. Check out Pod Save My Sister on iTunes. Also, this episode of Pod Save Little Creek is brought to you by Blue Apron Blue delivered straight to your cubbyhole. Are you tired of constantly running out of glue? I know I am. Glue Apron is your new source for all things glue, Krazy Glue, you name it.

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Let's get to the news this week, Pittsville Walsh announced an escalation in his schedule banning the trade of all Pokémon cards. He said, quote, I'm calling for a total and complete shutdown of all snorlax decks until we figure out what's going on. A few questions. First of all, can the principal do this?

Absolutely not. He is way beyond his authority here. It's mind blowing. For years, the foundation of our elementary school contained two unmistakable truths. First, everybody needs to be it. And second, that free trade is essential to the health of this school.

Isabella, I want to turn to you. Why are they teachers speaking up about this clear abuse of power? Well, the teachers speak up. When Principal Welch appointed Tim Johnson Hall Monitor, even though he's the biggest bully in fifth grade, did a teacher speak up when he tried to ban all fingerpainting because one kid ate the paint again? It looked like it was edible. We know this about the teachers. They are complicit. They are egotistical and they are isosceles.

Can I just say something? This is a principal who is stoking divisions. He's making us learn long division. Every phone has a calculator. Hey, man, can I just say another thing? There is no reason we should be learning to play. The recorder is a baloney instrument.

Let's get back on track. I think we need to face the facts here. And this is unpleasant to admit, but the principal is a fart face.

This is a principal who has shown time and time again that he's a fart face, but all of his neighbors are too afraid to say Principal Welch is a fart face. It's almost like calling someone a fight face is worse than actually being a fart face, being a fart faces.

How is the principal Welters SunGard Student of the month? You're talking about Principal Walsh Junior.

Yeah, he doesn't even know what a fractioned and all of a sudden he's doing morning announcements and getting straight A's.

It's part of a larger pattern of corruption. I mean, why is it that Principal Welch is forcing us to learn cursive? No one writes cursive anymore.

It's because Principal Walsh is a right supremacist, is an out and outright supremacist. This is not normal. Let's also not forget that Principal Welch has repeatedly committed adultery. And Tommy, remind our listeners what adultery is. Adultery is when you ask an adult why they're doing something and they say, because I'm an adult and you aren't, I hate adultery. My dad always commits adultery when I ask why he gets to eat ice cream for dinner. My dad also committed adultery and now I get two Christmases.

Isabella, what can our listeners do to fight back against Principal Walsh? There are so many awesome organizations out there. You can go to vote, save Little Creek Dog for a list of opportunities. We are currently looking for volunteers to T.P Principal Welch's office, and that's a great event for a great cause. You should also check out our friends at Swing Left and how Callista's finds we left on the playground. It's a swing set on the left. Next, the monkey bars.

Another great organization and a very fun swing.

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If you're like me, you're concerned about the direction of Little Creek Elementary School under Principal Welch. That's why I'm spending 12 million dollars of my own money on podcast ads to announce my candidacy for principal of Little Creek Elementary. I support progressive school policies like more flavors of milk in the cafeteria and a ban on dodgeball.

Whether you're a third grader or a teacher, I'd appreciate your support. And now back to the pod. Our guest today is someone that we believe should be the next principal of Little Creek Elementary. She was a substitute teacher last week. Please welcome Mr. Ford.

Hi, kids. This podcasting studio is so cool. Did your parents, like you said, are you kidding?

My parents are so behind the times. They communicate via text message.

What's wrong? Texting.

So, Miss Stone, you are an amazing substitute teacher. We were supposed to take a geography quiz. You let us play board games. We were supposed to learn long division. You let us watch Chicken Run. Let's start at the beginning. Why were you inspired to become sub? Hmm.

Let's see. I got fired from Old Navy for running an illegal casino in the fitting rooms.

The next day I saw a pop up ad for a substitute teacher, nasty celeb Mathcounts dotcom and two days later, boom, I'm teaching fourth graders inspiring.

Tell me, Miss Stone, what would your first act as principal of Little Creek Elementary School be?

Hmm. I'd probably turn the music room into an illegal casino.

OK, what else? I guess the performing arts theater.

I would also turn into an illegal casino. We were hoping you had some ideas that would make the school better for us students. Oh, ok. OK, OK. You know, I've got problems with Principal Welch. We hear that, for example, why do you fourth graders have so much homework. Sing it sister. In fact, why do you have to come to school at all. I'm loving this. You could make plenty of money as a blackjack dealer.

Am I a casino? Okay, misto, you've given us and our listeners a lot to think about. Thank you for coming on the pod. Thank you for having me. Do you validate parking? Parking is free.

This is a public elementary school. Well, then who do I pick out? Hell, no. Well, a. I think she could be the future of this elementary school. Yeah, I mean, I have some concerns about the illegal casino part of her platform, but there's no such thing as the perfect candidate for principal. This is not normal. What's not normal? Sorry, my mom forgot to cut the crusts off my PB and J.

That's all for today's episode of Party Little Creek Elementary. Be sure to tune in next week when we will have an interview with Mr. Weaver. He is another candidate for principal who is running on a promise of cootie shots for no student should go into debt because they cannot afford a quality shot.

That's next week on Podsednik, Willow Creek Elementary. Until then, we hope to see you at Jackson's birthday party this Saturday. Let's unpunched this elementary school. Do you love all things geeky? Well, so do we. Join us, Jonathan Strickland and Ariel Kastin on the Large Hadron Collider podcast as we take on the geeky news of today and turn it into so bad. It's good quick bites of fanfic. Listen on the radio app, Apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.

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