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You know, I think it's time to introduce our guest. Yeah, that's right. He's a correspondent for The Daily Show with Trevor Noah Yabuki. Young White, thanks so much for having me.

You know, the studio is a lot smaller than I thought it would be. Now, Kabuki, before we talk shop, you have a book to promote. Yes, well, it's actually more like a Twitter account.

It's my Twitter account at Yabuki. Cool. And where can our listeners find your Twitter account on Twitter?

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Hey, is it bad if, hypothetically, a dog eats a Sharpie? Just some housekeeping on that bit of housekeeping, Tuesday's show was actually released at three thirty p.m. instead of three instead of one p.m. because we had more housekeeping than we anticipated in just a bit more housekeeping.

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Before we move on, we've got some sad personal news we do need to eat and eat.

This is Michael Costus final episode of podcast. Today we was I fired.

We are super excited about our permanent new host, Yabuki Young. Why? What's up?

I'm super excited to break down all the issues of the day with Yo Costa. Could you please get your shit out of your office now?

You can still listen to Michael Costa on our brand new International Sister Pod podcast today, Kosovo up to the date news and commentary live from the Balkans, Kosovo, Kosovo, like the country.

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Podcast today is produced by Tom Miller and Sheila Mansfield and recorded at Daily Show Studios in the heart of Manhattan's Little Belgrade. Trevor Noah is our managing editor. Our research is provided by Miroslav Berkovich and Bogdan Dvorkovich, our audio engineer is Pedre. Mr. Vich, Legal Services provided by the law firm of.

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Yeah, actually, I just Googled. And the Latin is not in Kosovo right now. There's no it doesn't seem to be a showtimes or movie theaters. This is kind of what keeps me grounded and. I have nothing to say now, but here, I guess you could wait for it to show up on Prime and now you're the fucking host all of a sudden. I mean, you didn't even know you didn't even know that you were going to be the host.

But I waited just five years of hard work. And then you see what that is, right? Well, you know, I stepped up to the plate and I think maybe that could be a part of them. You couldn't even pronounce it Zarganar. If I could be you and you could be me for just one hour, if you could find a way to get inside each other's mind.

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