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International Cheetah Day. Tyric Hill has, I think, nicknamed himself Cheetah. Maybe he gave, or maybe I don't know whether he gave himself that nickname or he just took it and ran with it. But you tell us, please, what it is that's special about the Cheetah, what is beyond obviously it being faster. All I know about the cheetah is that it's faster than all the other animals. But what else is to be known about the cheetah?

Well, it's the fastest land animal. It's not the fastest animal. The fastest animal on earth is the peregrin falcon that can dive at stoop over 200 miles an hour. The cheetah is the fastest land animal, go from zero to 60 miles an hour in less than four seconds. The thing about the cheetah, though, is it cannot sustain that speed for any length of time. They tire out very quickly. They're not an incredibly powerful cat. People look at them. If you look at their claws, they're very different than most other cats in that they don't have totally retractable claws. Their nails are semi-retractable and they're always sticking out. They look very much like a dog's foot. There's a reason for that because those claws are basically used just like cleats, just like an athlete. Maybe that's where I also came from, the nickname Cheetah for Tyree Kill, because the Cheetah makes such quick turns, it's so very rapid in the way it runs its routes, so to speak, that it uses those claws to dig in so it doesn't slip. But again, it's a fairly weak animal. It has very weak jaws. It's not capable of taking down massive prey like lions, tigers, jaguars, some of the bigger cats.

It's a chicken. The cheetah is a chicken. It doesn't want to have conflict. You'll rarely see a cheetah have a fight with any other animal. It might spit and flail, it's pause at you, but the first chance it gets it's going to run away from any conflict. They're not necessarily a very powerful animal. They're a beautiful animal. Their spots are all different. They're just like, Hey, you got the picture of the claws. Boy, you got that crack team there. Their spots are very different, just like fingerprints. No two cheetahs have the same spots. People also notice that tear line that comes down. That might be another thing that relates to athletes because that tear line, cheetahs are diurnal predators, which means they hunt during the daytime as opposed to lions and leopards and most other big cats that tend to hunt at sunset or during the evening time, more nocturnal. They do that because they don't have any conflict with those animals. Those animals will try to kill cheetahs, and they often do get killed by things like lions and hyenas and leopards. That tier line is to make them be able to see better in the broad daylight.

It's the same way athletes put that dark line under their eyes to help deflect the sun glare and make them better able to see the prey that they're chasing.

You often did talk show hits with the cheetah, right? When I think of you, I think of you photographed with the cheetah. You had a go-to cat of yours. Any funny stories about traveling with that cheetah?

Well, yeah. I remember staying at a hotel in Chicago, and I'd bring the cheetah in the hotel room with me. It was a very nice hotel.

I had to decide which bed.

It usually sleeps in a big sky canal. There was one cheetah, Savannah, who I let sleep in the bed with me, and that's a long run of joke. Sure you had a cheetah in the bed. Got it. Anyway, but the bottom line is most of the cheetahs stay in their crates in the evening when they're in the hotel with me. But I had this cheetah out walking a big king cheetah, and I had ordered room service. When I opened the door, the cheetah was right behind me and the guy dropped all of the food all over the place. He panicked. He thought he was going to die. It was just a cheetah.

Ron, what is the second fastest land animal? Wait a second. Wait a second. That guy probably still thinks.

About that. It's a good question, but I don't want to just skip past Ron McGill shrugging because room service was like, Yeah, there shouldn't be a cheetah. That should be in the wild. It shouldn't be in a hotel room. You're sitting there saying, What's the big deal? It's just a cheetah. Anybody would react that way.

Well, the good thing is I didn't get charged for the extra food because the food was on the floor, so you had to bring me some more food, but they didn't charge me the extra food. I apologized to the guy. I said, Listen, it's not going to hurt you or anything like that. He didn't speak a whole lot of English, and he was very flustered. I felt badly for the guy.

I really did. Did you just say, though, that you did actually snuggle and sleep with a cheetah? Did you just.

Say that? Yes, Savannah, our first cheetah, she would sleep in the bed. I'm going to send you guys the picture of Savannah and I watching Monday Night Football from a bend in a hotel in New York. We were watching Monday Night Football. She used to like watching the TV. She'd sit in bed with me and watch the TV curiously. Baby.

Ron, I am curious who the second fastest land animal is and whether it would be a competitive race.

It wouldn't be a competitive race as far as endurance goes, because the second fastest land animal will be some type of gazelle. One of the gazelles, probably 45, maybe closer to 50 miles an hour, but really 45 miles an hour would be the fastest they could go. But they could go that distance for a lot longer than a cheetah cat. The cheetah has to depend on the element of surprise, and then the first few seconds being able to make up that 15-mile-an-hour difference to be able to catch the animal.

Would the ostrach rank in the top 10 of land animals speedwise?

No, an ostrach is probably about 30 miles an hour. There's a lot of animals that go over 35-45. That bridge of 35-45 is a ton of antelope and deer and lots of animals.

Ron, these Joe Roe spiders are becoming a problem. What do we need to know?

Joe Roe spiders?

Yeah, the big dog.

Are.

They dogs or spiders? Oh, check it out.

The parachuteoting spiders, they're scary and they're attacking the East Coast.

Well, listen, here's the bottom line, Steve-guys. I got to take everything you tell me with a grain of salt because everything you is scary. There are spiders that are being introduced and they're showing up and they're not going to kill you. They're not going to come after you or anything like that. But it is a spider that doesn't belong here. I think it's just another additional problem that the United States has. It's very similar looking actually to the banana or beaver. The ore beaver spider or the banana spider. The females usually get much larger than the males as it is in most spiders. Also in birds of prey, a lot of people don't realize the females are larger than the males. And in hyenas too, as a matter of fact, the females are larger than the males. So you have some species of animals where it's contradictory to what you would think. Males are usually the bigger, stronger one, and that's not the case in spiders.

It's good. I have a snake video to play for you. That, of course, is the big dog, Joe Rose, salivating- Joe Rose, Spider. -over blue cheese and chicken wings. We have a snake video to play for you here. If you could do some play-by-play on a COBRA fleeing a mangoose and eventually ending up on a golf course somewhere. Give us what you have here.

You can see that the snake is going back and forth trying to disorient the mangoose. The mangoose is just sitting still. He's just waiting for his attack. The mangoose will instinctively go for the head of the COBRA. My suspicion is that this COBRA is out in the open. This COBRA is going to eventually be dead. I don't know the outcome of this video, but I can tell you if there's a mongose out there and a COBRA is out on a golf course, I see the mongose coming in the back. The snake with the COBRAs do is those are specialized ribs behind their head. They flatten them out to make themselves look larger. Ironically, they won't actually face the mongose many times. They turn their back to it so that the monicle on the back of the cobra, the flap, that hood back there looks like a big eye. The snake thinks it's going to scare you away by waving himself back and forth. It looks like that big eye is moving. But what happens is that mongous is eventually going to go out there and just quickly grab the head of that snake. One quick bite will disable the snake, usually goes right into the cervical spine and just snaps it so that the snake becomes literally paralyzed and then the mongose eats it.

What would you say in terms of the things that happen that you have witnessed or just find fascinating from the animal kingdom is the most fascinating of the ways that these animals square up against each other? Because what you just said about the cobra is fascinating, that it turns around and spreads its back like that so that the mongous thinks it's a bigger animal with a bigger eye.

Exactly. Waving back and forth like it's trying to taunt you. I'll tell you one thing that happened that was just mind-blowing to me. I'll never forget that I was in Africa, and I were watching a pool and a giraffe went down to drink. A full-grown giraffe went down to drink. Then all of a sudden out of the water came a massive crocadile, grabbed that giraffe's head and dragged him into the water and drowned him. It was one of the most spectacular things I've ever seen in my life. When you're talking about a giraffe and literally the giraffe initially just lifted his head up like this and the crocadile literally came out of the water but wouldn't let go of the giraffe. Then the giraffe fell back down. Once it fell in the water, the crocadie the water drowned him in theto drown them and probably fed on that giraffe for the next several days.

Ron, how does the snake, going back to the other one that we saw on the golf course, how does the snake know that it has what looks like an eye behind it?

It's an instinct. It's an instinct. What they're also doing is they're probably keeping their head away because they know the head is what's vulnerable, especially with the mongroves. It's got to bite that head to kill the snake. You're probably thinking, Well, yeah, but the snake's also got the fangs with the venom. The cobra strike is not that fast at all. I'll send you guys some pictures that you can play next time we're on the show of me with cobras right in front of my face when I was grabbing them because they're really... Now listen, that was not a smart thing to do. I was stupid. I was young. Fortunately, I never got bitten, but they're not as fast as people think. You would never do that with a rattlesnake, for instance. A rattlesnake strike is a split second. Cobra strikes are usually very slow and almost indicated before they actually strike. They do that to protect their head, make that hood look really big and to scare you away. Animals don't want to have physical contact. They want to avoid that at any expense. That's why they do all of this gesturing to try to scare you away before that physical contact is necessary.

Thick. You met your wife after being bitten by a crocadile or alligator. I have a crocadile. When you think of dumbest things you did because you were arrogant in your youth with animals, what is the dumbest thing?

That was the dumbest thing. That's not getting bitten by the crocadile, but the things that I used to do with Cobras. I used to do a show at the zoo that was... My first job was working for a gentleman named Bill Host at the Miami Serpentarian, a legendary man who actually injected himself with snake venom to get his blood to develop antibodies. He was somewhat immune to the bites. I didn't do that, so I wasn't immune to any bites. But I was still trying to do the same thing that he did by catching these cobras, hand-catching cobras on stage. I was living off the adrenaline. The crowd was screaming. They thought I was going to get bed, they thought I was going to die. I'm just saying, This is just great. All these people going crazy because you're young and you're stupid. That was a dumb thing until my director called me in the office and told me if he ever saw me doing that show again, that he would fire me.

I want to show you some more video here. Tell me what is happening in this video that's in front of you. Give it play-by-play so the people who are listening via audio get a full picture. Yeah.

It's a touch of it. Okay, this is two children. Oh, and they're looking at a belugah whale. A belugah whale, the big white whale and this little girl. Oh, my God! And the belugah obviously sees the child, and animals will react to children often more than adults. So this child now is just… And the belugah is actually transfixed on this little child. You see this massive big white whale on the other side of the tank and the kid looking up there. And when the belugah comes around, it opens his mouth, it goes, Oh, yeah. The kid goes back and.

It's fantastic. Yeah, that's terrifying because the-Tried to eat it. -if that glass weren't there, it looks like the belugah whale is either about to eat that child or just screaming at that child.

Yeah, I think the belugah whale is having a little bit of a sense of humor there. No.

That's his reach.

Guys, I'm telling you, animals have that. I've seen the correlas here. Every now and then we have a cave that you go into and bring you up to a pane of glass with a grill that can come right up to the glass. Our correlas sometimes will just lay down there like he's asleep. And when he sees people come right up to the glass, he jumps up and hits the glass and people scream. I can look at that Gorilla's face. He's going, These foolish people.

Do animals laugh? What animals laugh?

I think animals- Hyena. You see it in chimpanzies, you see it in some primates. They do laugh. The laughing hyena is not a laugh like people interpret the laugh as. It's more of a nervous call. But animals, they smile and they laugh not necessarily in the same way as we do, but in other types of gestures that they do.

Did you.

Not say hyena? I did.

Tomato, tomato. Okay, tomato, potato. Let's play one more video here. I don't believe a lot of people know how fast the hippo is. Yes. The hippo does not swim. It runs on the ground in the water, correct?

That is correct.

Look at this video here. Is this fast-moving or is this.

Just a... That is very fast-moving, and it gives you an idea of how incredibly agile these massive, what appears to be lumbering beasts can be. I try to tell people all the time, you think a hippo is huge. It's too fat to be moving around quickly. When they get up and start running, you'd think they were made out of styrofoil. They're running literally so lightly on their feet. It almost looks like they're gliding across the terrain. They're phenomenally fast. And hippos kill and injure more people in Africa than any other animal in Africa.

Live look at Dan leaving the studio.

Wow!

Wow! The percentage of body fat on the hippo is what versus muscle?

Oh, I have no idea.

Oh, we stumbled him. Is the hippofat or is the hippomuscular?

Well, it's obviously got to have a significant amount of muscles in it to be able to run the way it does. Just in the jaw muscles alone, massive jaw, sometimes you'll see them, they'll feed them whole watermelons. They take the whole watermelon in their mouth and it just vulvarizes. It's pretty powerful animal. But there's obviously a big layer of fat. They're what's called a pacoderm. Pacoderms are hippos, rhinos, elephants, and packing means thick derming skin. So that's the thick-skinned animal. They have a big layer of skin there that I'm sure has a certain layer of fat underneath it.

A big day for Ron McGill and Greg Cody, both of them. Greg Cody, look at him. He's interested again in the show. We're talking about him. We're talking about The Pride of a Lion. The book releases today. A substantive amount of proceeds go to Ron McGill's substantive endowment, The Pride of a Lion. Anything you want to tell the people, Ron? You have now read the book, correct? You've read it now?

Yes, I've read it actually twice. Greg did a great job of relaying my words into words that people can read and enjoy. I thinkI said, I'm really proud to be part of this project. I feel incredibly lucky to have been chosen to do it. There you go. Look at Chris, kissing the book.

That's. That's right. It's good that we had the camera on him and not Mike Ryan yawning. Thank you, Ron. Good talking to you. Good seeing you, buddy.

Mushrooms. Take care, guys.

Don Levitard. Why are you so bad at this?

Stugats. I can't answer that question. It's a good one, though. I've been thinking about it.

A lot. This is the Don Levitard show with the Stugats.

I will not listen to a single word Dan says for the rest of time until he gives us his GD top five, top six, actually. I don't know why I said top five. I think top four is what we really want.

Because you're threatening me, and it's probably not a good idea.

I want top six. By not listening. Top four is what I think I asked for yesterday. I want your top six. You just said a word. I didn't hear it because I'm not listening to anything you say until you give us your top six.

Top six, you don't want the top four. So you insist on doing this the way that everyone is doing this. -yesterday. -stop talking over people. You just did that to McGill at the end of the segment. So you're not going to listen to.

Me and you're going to talk whenever you want to. As you said, I don't hear you. I don't hear you talking. You spent all of yesterday making the case for every team. It got to the point where I was like, Dan, do you have 17 teams in this top six? I want to pin you down. I know it's hard to do that, but I'm doing it right now.

Do it. All right. You know what? Chris Cody, I want you to have more power in the company. I want you to be able to threaten me and not listen to me.

Well, you want them to listen, though.

No, I.

Want- But stop interrupting.

I want Chris Cody. I prefer that, but that's something I'd probably level at everyone in our company.

What's he saying? I can't hear him, JP.

Yeah, okay. All right, I'll do this. I'll do this. Really? Do you guys feel like you got the board ready? Are you going to be able to keep up with me? Because I'm going to do this fast and furious and give you information that's good.

You're going to stand up and give us your.

College football playoff right now? That's right. Just like Stephen A. Smith. We're going to do it just like Stephen A. Smith and Mad Dog. I'm going to play to the camera here. We're going to put up this here. I'm the committee. I'm the committee. Committee here. Yes, here we go.

Now, yesterday I.

Gave you already that Washington's my number one. I love Washington, so we're not doing this list, right? Because I've already given away number one. That's not the way to do this. Number one, obviously, I told you that I love them because their offense throws the ball deep and they beat everybody. They play exciting games. The quarterback's got a great story. I'm rooting for the story.

Number one- I'm listening now.

Thank you. I appreciate it. After all this time, I would think the money would make you do it, but okay. Number six, are you ready, StuGox? I am ready. Number six is, I was defense plus USC's offense plus James Franklin but only in September. Only in September, right here.

Wow, number six. That's right. That's a perfect team. That's a perfect team. Yes. A combination of teams. I like that because I was thinking about sending Texas's offense to Florida State's defense because.

Florida.

State got robbed and calling them Flexes State. Not your list. I love that.

Not.

Your list. Flexes State, though.

Was worth it. Stop trying to take this list.

All right, sorry.

This list right here is being brought to you in part by the Greg Cody Show featuring Greg Cody. Yes. With the podcast that everybody needs to be listening to.

That's right. Money well spent, too. I like the way it's going.

I'm going to go to number two here. Okay, whoa. Are you ready? Out of order. Are you ready for the number two team in the land? Exciting. This is second only to Washington right here. Ole Miss. Wow! This is the second because we love losses around here. They lost to Georgia. They lost to Alabama. The only teams they lost to, good losses.

Good losses. Good losses. Nothing better.

Than a good loss. Yes.

Quality loss. Nothing better. Great loss, I'd say. Combined 60 points.

And a damn life. The CFP taught us anything. It's had to win a perfect season. It doesn't really matter as much as a good old-fashioned good loss.

Yeah, right. Been telling us. Got to lose right.

Number three, Bama, because they just got to be it. Yeah, we.

All know that makes sense.

We are.

Going to cross the board, too.

What are.

We going to do? Not put them in there.

We're going to.

Be ridiculous.

Who would do that.

We're going to do that. Hey, get out of here.

I'm going to suggest that. Number five. Are you ready for number five?

Oh.

Boy.

Wow.

Where could this go? You have to understand, Stugatz, his wife, his whole family was here just moments ago, and they were all complaining that Stugatz wandered around his house all weekend saying again and again, If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, it's not in the college football playoff. But it is at number five, if number five, next year. They're all in next year. If there were more than four teams because… Stugatz, do you have any guesses why it is that I'm going with the Ducks here? I have no.

Idea, Dan. I don't even want to venture, I guess. Oh, that's the Ducks logo. I thought that was Iowa's Point Total. Sorry.

That was unnecessary.

It was good though. I think it was very necessary. No, it was not.

Greg, Cody, you got any idea why it is I have selected the Ducks here at number five?

A tribute to Mario Cristobal? That they're even better since he left? I have no idea.

The theme running through some of this is two quality losses to Washington.

Nice. Very nice.

Very.

Nice.

That criteria. Quality, just not quality enough to get into the final four.

Are you guys ready for the big one here? Because this is the controversial one. This is who's going to get in here?

I assume you're going to write a lot of wrongs.

F. S. U. Could get in here. Has to be. It could be Georgia, right? Couldn't it be Georgia? It could be Ohio State.

It could be.

Ohio State. Well, it can't be Michigan because I told you yesterday, Michigan's out. They cheated.

They cheated. The only way to beat Iowa. I assume this is Texas.

New Mexico State. The Aggys. The Aggys. Oh, my God.

Big Auburn win.

Yeah. And Auburn, almost beat out of him.

Almost.

They.

Almost did it.

So close.

They almost did it. So close. I think the best team here might be our sixth seed. We love the transit of property.

Is it or is it Stugatza's team? I think I won Flexis State.

Flexis? No, the slight edge goes to James Franklin, but only in September.

That's great. First three weeks in September, if you really narrow it down- He's got you. I'm all out of material.

Don.

Lebertard. And finally, abstaining from food for 16 to 18 hours a day.

Could.

Be key to treating a variety of health conditions like stabilizing blood sugar levels and increasing resistance to stress. Stugats. Mike, are you doing something like this right now?

I lost a lot of weight doing intermittent fasting and low carb, so now I'm getting back.

To it. But how much in that 6-8 hour window? How much can you eat? Unlimited? If I could just eat unlimited, I'd do that. That'd be fun.

For 6-8 hours. You can't eat unlimited. Try me.

No, no, I mean… This is The Don't Live At Tarr Show with the Stugats.

Does anyone here play a lot of Grand Theft Auto? I imagine Tony does. I imagine some people in the other room do. But I don't know that anyone in the shipping container is big on video games or would help make this the most popular video game of all time when it releases in a couple of years.

I used to with the one that was the edition that was two previous editions ago. That was quite a while because it's been a while since a new GPA came out. But I wasn't really a story mode guy. I just f. Around with my friends online and immerse myself in these worlds that they've built. With this new GPA that's here based around Miami, modeled foot by foot after our great city. I cannot wait for that to happen.

Yes, modeled. I couldn't believe it, actually, Greg, how much it looked like the parts of Miami that I live in. How much it looks like my weekends in Miami, what I see on the streets because of how accurately they capture the total insanity, how good are we with the artificial intelligence around here? We worked a lot on this. A lot of people are wondering why we went to Hollywood. It'll become increasingly clear in the next few days. But one of the things that we did is to get savior with artificial intelligence. How good are we with the new equipment, Mike, on being able to, if I ask you, Hey, Mike, if we wanted to make our characters in this world with artificial intelligence fit in Grand Theft Auto, how quick are we now with the machinery, with our ability studying things? We put the video team under it for a couple of months now. How good are we at getting artificial intelligence immediately so that we could work with this equipment faster and better?

Industry standard type good.

All right, well, let's test that right now. I'd like to see, I'd like the video team using whatever it is, and I'll filibuster a little bit for them, using whatever it is that they use in order to get our characters to look like Grand Theft Auto.

I'm told it's already ready. Industry standard.

Type of- Wow. You're kidding me? I don't even.

Need- Amazing. -in this industry standard.

All right, so this is me right here. This is evidently me. Okay, very hairy. You wish that was you. Do I? Oh, a second me. That's better. That's more like you. There are two Miami Mies. Excellent both of them. I urge you all to- Oh, wow. Look at stew.

Stew looks good. Wow. I wish that was me. You've been working out.

Stew got steamy. I urge you all to watch on YouTube here as our artificial.

Intelligence-roy just said he looks like Roberto Luago, and he does.

I can't wait to get to Roy. Let's see what we can form for Roy. But before we do that, let's see Mike Ryan. I'd like to see, if you don't mind, I would like to see what Mike Ryan looks like in Grand Theft Auto. They make us all beefier. They make us all stronger, physically more imposing.

I'm being told that I look jacked. I don't believe that. That's certainly before the Ozenpik.

Everybody so far looks except me. I look just inflated and greasy. Let's do Greg Cody as a grand theft.

That is Stanley. That's what you want.

To look like.

That is Stanley. That is Stanley.

That is not.

Greg Cody.

You look like if FDR sang.

From Motorhead. Really?

Howard Stelberger back in the day.

Greg Cody is always delighted when anything is about him.

Even when it doesn't look like him.

It's so ridiculous. Let's see what Roy has here. Oh, my God, Roy. Oh, come on. Roy. Roy's delighted because that is the actual guy who threatens everyone and wants to beat everyone up and is Yo Mama and don't say anything. Keep my name out your mouth. There he is.

Right there. I'm being told our industry standard AI equipment has already made a Chris Cody version as well. Really?

This can't be good. All right, let's see. And Andy Dahlby.

And Andy Dahlby. Wow, the.

Red rifle.

Wait, that's a lie. This checks out. All right, so maybe it's not that good.

Wow, Christopher's wife's going, All right, let's go. So is yours. Yeah, that's true.

You did look a lot like Stan Lee. Again, put behind me if you guys- That's great. Yeah. It's so good. If you guys don't mind, speaking of what people look like today versus what they're going to look like tomorrow, I do want to circle back around to how much better Mike Ryan's dad looks at the same age of Greg Cody as Greg Cody. Put that behind me so that people can see Mike Ryan's dad in the penalty box with Stugat. Look at the difference there between how it is that these two people look. Evidently, Greg doesn't like this as much as he likes the the AI of him as Stan Lee.

Well, that is a very flattering photo you chose of me, so thank you for that.

Did have a shot.

That was a very smooth forehead on my dad. Very smooth.

-are you being -Almost too smooth. Are you being.

Accusatory there? No, he told me in a very proud voice at lunch yesterday that it's been several months since his last bow talks.

See, I'm all natural. What you see is what you get right here. We don't do the talks, you know what I mean? Or the bow.

Or the 80. Lucy, you told us that the SEC Championship Game was a tad disappointing in terms of tailgating. You're headed to Army, Navy next. Do you imagine that tailgating is nuts? What's that tailgating going to be like? I heard.

That they had more demand for tickets for this game at Gillette Stadium than they did the Taylor Swift concert. So I'm very, very excited for this. I'm nervous that these military men are going to behave and be like, We don't want to talk to you on camera. That's the only thing I'm afraid of. But I'm very excited. I think it should be super, super fun. And it's in Foxbair this year, which is different.

If that had more requests than a Taylor Swift concert, this is about to be completely and utterly insane.

Lucy, how can that possibly be? You were told that. Did you verify that? It's Army, Navy.

I know, but it's- I saw it online. I didn't verify it.

Proud of you. It seems like a good... It'sit seems like a good thing to say that it can no way be true. The toughest ticket anywhere in entertainment is.

Taylor Swift. Cbs Boston says Army, Navy game ticket demand greater than Taylor Swift. Yep, boom.

I trust CBS Boston.

They're just playing that Taylor Swift algorithm. They're like, We put this in the headline, this will get clicks.

Jeremy, there can't be numbers that support that.

-what's I'm looking for?

I think it was Robert.

Kraft who said it. I mean, is it because we're doing the same math of people paying $7,000 for a toilet seat the way.

The military does it? Robert Kraft said, I can tell you that the ticket demand for this game is greater than any AFC Championship game that we've hosted here, greater than Taylor Swift.

Wow, malarchy.

I bought 12.

Lucy, tell us about the SEC experience and the video that we are about to watch now together that you gathered as you were… It didn't seem like you were having quite as much tearful fun as you've had everywhere else.

You can't cry in a press box. They'll kick you out if you do that. The tailgating seat was not good, but the game was so awesome. It made up for it. Juju joined me, and it was super, super fun. But yeah, I was a little disappointed. A little disappointed.

Let's throw to that video, that disappointing video of a disappointed Lucy.

Look at that.

You are, you are. You got it both, honey. I'm beating the system. I love it. I love it. You can't lose if you play both sucks.

I.

Know. My microphone.

Is prettier than yours.

Hi.

Dan. It's me and Lucy. Guess what? Brought a friend.

Hey, JuJu. Cheers, Mike.

We are in Atlanta for the SEC Championship Game, and so far, it's underwhelming.

Yeah, very underwhelming, aka, Thunderwhelming, because it looks like it's.

About to.

Pour at any second. But me.

And Lucy have.

Poured ourselves into Atlanta and we are here, baby.

We wish people were drinking more. I thought this was the SEC's whole thing, alcoholism.

I'm in the middle of.

Some East.

Coast, West Coast beef right here. Please do not bite my head off.

How do you feel about Georgia fans barking all the time? It's as annoying as the Gator talk.

Really?

If you got a mortgage, put it on the tide because the tide's going to roll today. I'm going to sell my house, sell my car, might even sell my kids. I'm putting it on the dogs. Not only the win, the dogs to cover. You got the belt.

Go dogs. Go dogs. It's about to be the best.

Shit ever happened in college football.

A 3P. We are the true SCC.

I just want a prediction for today.

Georgia, of course.

Yeah, I mean, duh.

Yeah. Alabama ain't got a chance with Georgia. Where's Stugats?

Where is Stugats? We got them a gift here. We got.

Them a gift? Wait, tell them there's four replacements here from Canada.

How about them.

(expletive) dogs?

Roll tide, baby. Go dogs. Roll tide. Go.

Scc. Peace.

Scc. Scc.

Scc. Scc. Scc.

Scc. I know you.

Are.

Following me. Do you think Jim Harbaut belongs in jail? No. We have seen as many Michigan fans here as, I won't say Alabama, but close second. Those motherfuckers are here to cheat. Do you guys think Michigan should be allowed in the playoff? There are a bunch of cheaters, right?

Exactly. Yes, no.

Hell, no. And now, Deacon Hill has to take him down. Is it safe to say that this is the Dog's dynasty now and Bamma's time is over? Yes, it is. Georgia thinks that they're the new dynasty, but it's always we won Bamma, right?

Yes, it's always.

People hate Bamma for a reason because we're the best.

You can tell nick Saban one thing, what would you tell them? Oh, you're just a want to be Kerby Smart. Kerby Smart will always be better than you.

And if you could tell Kerby Smart one thing, what would you tell them?

Remember who's Spoonfed you? Remember who spoon-fed you, remember who raised you, and remember who your father is? That is Coach nick Saban. He is your father. Back to you, Lucy.

I could have been in Indianapolis watching Iowa potentially lose by 45. But we gave that up for the SCC tailgating scene. Sorry about that.

I.

Thought this conference used to stand for something.

It.

Just means more. This is probably the worst tailgating scene we've seen the whole year. Like worse than US. All right, let's go.

Everybody needs to get with the program because Georgia is here to stay from now to forever. Go dogs.

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Forrest, forrest, forrest, forrest, forrest, forrest, forrest, forrest, forrest. Put it on the pole, juju, more annoying, Florida's chomp or Georgia's barking. Stugart, I do want to be serious about something here, just as it relates to the confusion around Michigan and how much of an advantage they actually gained. I'm assuming that Harbo is going to be in the pros soon. I'm assuming that there's going to be a whole lot of talk about Harbo no matter what happens in the next few games. I want a genuine appraisal from you guys. Stugatz has been really tough on Harbaugh for a while. The entire time he's been in Michigan, Stugatz has just been ripping Harbaugh. Do something.

Do something. For not winning, for not beating Ohio State, which he didn't do.

Early on. All right, but now Harbaugh has, but he hasn't because he didn't beat Ohio State this year. I really legitimately want to know- He did last year. -what credit he gets. Yeah, but he did last year when no one knew he was cheating, and he didn't this year when everyone knew he was cheating. So I ask you genuinely because this guy's going to be a pro, and he's going to be able to have job choices here. I'm asking all of you genuinely, how much credit am I supposed to give to Jim Harbaugh as a championship coach if they win the championship? But he's not coaching half the games and all these is disgraced upon the program because all of us have been talking all year about not their players. We do not... Man, this has been so different. You complained, Colorado, we spent the whole year talking about their coach and not their players. But at least the coach wasn't cheating. The coach wasn't actually doing something that got him banned from more than half the game. So I ask you guys the question because he's going to be celebrated. He's going to get a giant job.

He's going to be able to do whatever he wants. And I legitimately have no idea how much credit to give him for winning that conference when they're just running the ball all the time. And the one wide receiver, Marvin Harrison, is the one that you got to beat in order to get to the championship if your defense is really good. What you have to do all season is just beat Marvin Harrison one time in a really close game. Whether you cheat it or anything else, we'll put you in the championship round. It's a.

Weird situation where you want to give Jim Harwell a credit because he did build this roster. Three years ago, we were talking about Jim Harwell being on the hot seat. We thought that Michigan was going to fire him after the COVID year because they didn't look good, and he's completely turned that around. So you have to give him that credit there. But he's also been gone half the year. He's been gone half the year in the second that this playoff is over. Whether Michigan loses to Bammo, wins the national championship, give it three weeks before he's openly flirting with NFL jobs.

Well, that's the part, right? He's almost definitely going to go get an NFL job after this. Because when these runs happen, like what's happening for Michigan right now, where they've dominated the Big Ten for the last few years, you don't really see that sustain all that often. Look, Georgia just won 29 straight games, but then they missed the college football playoff because of one loss. If you're Jim Harbaugh, you got to capitalize on this moment where you still have not a pristine resume, but one where people are looking at you as one of those great coaches. As Lucy just mentioned, just a few years ago, we were looking at him as a guy where it was like, has the game passed him by? But he puts together a few great recruiting classes, beats Ohio State a couple of times, and he gets to stay at this level despite the fact that he was cheating the entire time.

It's pretty funny, is it not?

It is funny, but you want a pie chart. Is that what you're looking for?

I love a good pie.

Because I would give Jim 25 %. I would give Sharon Moore 25 %. I'd give Connor Stallions 50 %. I mean, it's how I would do it. The NFL loved Jim Harball forever. I mean, Stephen Ross went to meet with him when Tony Spirano was the coach, right? I mean, and that's 10 years.

Ago or something. This is a new and an.

Improved.

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