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Not.

First wives, sister Wives.

Listening. I hate that thing. It says listening and then it doesn't understand what I say.

Ed Orgeron is a champion. Ed Orgeron, he got run off of campus to Gottson. Now I see him jogging around all shirtless on the beach-Bomageddon. He's-bomageddon. -he's now a part of the Caines program, Caines-adjacent. He has a son that works as an analyst on the roster, and he's got Caines.

Roots, as you know. His stomach is so tan.

It is hard. It is a hard stomach, but it's also bulbous. It's the rare hard bulbous, and he runs, he jogs. He's always exercising. He's been doing it through Coral Gables and through Miami Beach for 30 years down here. Gutfield. He used to be a graduate assistant. I'm pretty sure the way I learned the name Ed Orjron was a drunken bar fight in New Orleans, like when he was a graduate assistant.

Hmm, makes sense.

House.

Owners international.

That was so long ago. He came up through, was that Dennis Erickson coaching staff? It was a hard party and coaching staff. Ed Orjron made his way to champion, and then he.

Just-house Hunters, a regular version.

-ran him off campus to gut. And the stories that aren't funny about what he was governing over while also flirting with the... Allegedly. Hold on a second.

Yes, very important.

There you go. Pawn source.

I'm going to throw away all journalistic credibility and get reckless. Here is something we like to call.

Reckless.

Speculation. You're good.

Flirting with booster wives at the gas station, at the local gas station. Yes, unwarranted. It's reckless. I was good.

He's good. He played it.

I don't even know if that's true. Erroneous. Okay, fine. Erroneous show. All right, I take it back. Journalistically irresponsible. Okay.

Oh, look, it's MSNBC.

I caught up between two voices there. Stugats, can I get, please? Fake news.

Oh, situation room. Great.

I want to cover some of what it is that happened Saturday and Sunday, Stugats, because I really did forget the Bengals-Viking's game was on until after it had already started. Then the Vikings are ahead and they're playing great defense. I'm like, sure, on their fourth quarter back, they'll make the playoffs on half a team of defense. Then at the end, Jake Browning becomes this week's Tommy DeVito and produces a moment at the end of that game. But yesterday, and I want to pair these two quotes against each other, which one do you like more here? I'm going to start with David and Joku at the end of that game, Stugat. It was one of the better ones yesterday. Baker Mayfield and or a top of the passing rankings this week with yardage. At the end of that game, after Flacko threw for nearly 400 yards, another Hale Mary, Darnell Mooney of the bears, had it in his stomach.

He had.

It, yeah. It seems that's as close as you can come to just having the game end miraculously on a Hale Mary because it landed in a receiver's stomach, but then he kicks it up the air and it gets intercepted. David and Jocko, who's had a resurgence since Flacko is there, he's been one of the best tight ends in the league. Flacko just keeps throwing to him, and he looks like a superhero. I would cast this dude in movies. The way that he looks physically, from the blonde hair of streaks to him being physically muscles on top of muscle.

He'd be a hard guy not to throw the ball to if I'm a quarterback.

Yeah, I'm surprised. He's been underutilized in almost his entire time in Cleveland. He drops the ball a lot. That is part of the problem. But let's hear from Anjoku as that ball landed in the stomach of Mooney and then bounced away. I think I shit myself, dog.

But luckily, our defense made an exceptional play. He sealed the game, and that was it.

So what is the better quote? Damn near shit myself dog. Or here's Jake Browning throwing down his helmet after beating the Vikings.

It's Jake Browning. I mean, I love that stuff. Goose bumps, revenge game, all of it. I mean, that is right.

All right, let's look at that again, though, and I tell you, is it any less intimidating because he's got a cul-de-sac of hair? Because he's already balding and doesn't look quite as superhero as David and Joku here. He takes off his helmet to reveal that Jake Browning, who's got a cut on his arm there, has a cul-de-sac of hair like Jimbo Fisher.

That's harsh. I'm being harsh on my guy here.

That's your standard male pattern.

What do I have to do with this?

Plus the blood on the elbow, Dan, really helps. I mean, it does.

It does.

Dr. Pimple-papa.

Jake Browning has arrived, Stugat. The Cincinnati Bengals are in the hunt.

Billy had it first.

God-blessed football is coming on after us. Billy hasn't had anything first today, except that his phone is racist.

Well, he said this last week about Jake Browning and Peter King.

Dismissed him. Yeah, very.

Dismissive, he was of you. Because they have Joe Barrow.

Speaking of dismissive, do you understand that something has happened here? I don't know, we're making fun of me because I'm talking to my remote control now. But things in football are happening so fast that six games aren't enough if they're not close in the witching hour. I couldn't believe today that Billy and Jessica were in agreement on something that I thought, by consensus, was universally beloved. It appears that Billy and Jessica are both done with the Red Zone, the Red Zone channel that they are... I've never heard criticism of any the Red Zone channel from anyone. I don't.

Believe.

Them.

We're painting with a broad light. We're painting with a broad light.

-sam, you always go back. No, I said I'm done with the commercials on the Red Zone. I'm tired of the Red Zone being diminished to a tiny little box, so I can see what sale Mercedes-Benz is going on at the moment. Now, December to remember. When they make a little block, they tell us to go to the NFL. Com shop for 20 % off, and there's a QR code. I'll scan a QR code.

Take a little dabble. So it's working. You scan TV QR codes.

I.

Love it. -it seems like you got real back on the commercials really quick. It's a little mystery.

You're not done with the Red Zone at all. You're shopping there.

I don't like the little square that it gets diminished to.

Jessica said she was done with the Red Zone. She was stronger than you on this. You were stronger, but now you've backed off because you don't like the way it sounds.

Coming out of my mouth. But his phone is racist.

Every year towards the end of the season, I'm like, I should be getting a discount for this week because they're putting games on Saturdays, and I'm not getting the full experience. Especially a day like yesterday where all three, four o'clock games were just dudds. I was like, oh, Bill's Cowboys. That'll be a good game. I'll just put that full screen. No, that one stunk, and they all stunk. I'm like, What am I doing? What are we doing, Red Zone? What are we doing, NFL? Schedule things out evenly so I have an even amount of games to binge watch in the morning and an even amount to binge watch in the afternoon.

No Saturdays. They have spoiled us, but their greed extends into Saturdays.

No, I hate Saturday, NFL games. It's Saturdays for college football. I want to watch the L. A. Bull. I don't want to watch the Stealers and the Colts, two disgusting teams. I hate both of them.

I'm okay with having my Saturdays back. I'm good with NFL Sundays, football, College football for the most part. You agree with me. I love the Red Zone. I'm not with you on that. What I'm with you on is this-I don't need.

Saturday football. I'm just saying I don't hate the Red Zone. I just feel like this time of year, I'm not getting the value out of it that I feel like I should be getting out of it.

Scott Hanson is still a delight, though. He's just a delight. I don't care how many games he's watching. I like to hear his voice.

I don't love the Red Zone. It's dizzy. It's too much. I don't like it nearly as much as Scott Hanson as I did-What's happened to all of you? Who am I surrounded by right now? Well, Cillianna was a little bit better at it than Scott Hanson. Oh, come on. I also don't like the four box. I do not like three games on the Red Zone channel. It's very confusing. It's a quad box. Sometimes the quad box. Sometimes the Red Zone is ahead of the game that you're actually trying to watch. It's a weird deal. That's road truckers.

I can't believe.

What's happening here. I'm saying I want more games. I'm saying I want more football at once.

I don't want to- But don't say it through the prism of crushing the Red Zone. It's not the Red Zone's fault.

It's not crushing the.

Red Zone. It's Roger Goodale's fault.

It is the Red Zone's fault for not being like, Hey. That Hanson's perfect. I'll give you 20 % off because you get 20 % fewer games.

Than we just get to 15. It sounds like you're close to withholding your money. It sounds like you're in the realm of you can't do it, though, right?

It's not possible. I've been a Sunday ticket girl my entire life. Since the dawn of Sunday ticket, because I want to get every single game. I'm not going to not.

Watch out the market games. So you're not done in any way with.

The Red Zone? I am not done and I will never be done.

You're correct. I am not done and I will never be done.

Okay, so it's an empty- They have me.

To chokehold. They have me to chokehold, and.

I hate it, but I love it. But I want more. But you announced that you were- You want more good games. This is what I don't understand, because Billy's right about this part. I thought the whole thing with Red Zone is you weren't going to give me any commercials. I thought that's the whole reason.

Don't get me started on streaming services also than now I have commercials. I went to a streaming service to get away from the commercials. You guys just reinvented cable at a more.

Expensive rate. That's right. Well, they have to get their money back, though.

Well, manage your money better. Stop making so much shitty shows that you're spending $800 billion on, okay? You don't need to keep increasing my subscription fee every month. It's still a commercial if I can see the game. They think they're tricking me where if I still see the game in this little box like, Oh, I'm not watching a commercial. Hey, you're watching a commercial. Here's where we disagree. On the Red Zone, get that out of here. I don't want to see the side commercial. Now, on a regular TV broadcast, I'm still watching football during the commercials?

This is great. When did this start? When did-Ridiculousness.

When.

Did it start that commercials started populating the Red Zone that proudly wasn't about commercials ever?

It was about touchdowns.

But I'm wondering if what's happened here is because it's leaving direct TV or because it's left direct TV and is now on YouTube, whether the new model is, Yeah, we don't have to respect this no-commercial thing.

Seven straight hours of commercial-free football.

Because they have no more competition. Because direct TV, Andrew Cicillianna, was never going to commercial.

He wasn't. Youtube, well, neither is Scott Hanson. He's not going to commercial. It's just forming around.

No, he'll read a read. Remember when he used to mock? Remember how much how he used to cackle? Whenever a game they were on started to go commercials, it would cut back then? We don't do that.

Around here. I know, but all of us can understand when they pay this amount of money to get these football games. We all understand we can step back from, Yeah, I don't want any commercials. No, thank you. But hey, here comes creeping capitalism. Of course, they're going to want to make some of their money back. They're paying billions of dollars, and I'm not going to be able to find a game on Peacock on Saturday. Magruba. Amazon has killed some of their numbers.

You guys could just avoid capitalism altogether and watch all the bowl games like the L. A. Bull presented by Grunk.

How much of that did you watch? Did Grunk put his accent on it? Was it ridiculously Grunk?

Does Grunk have an accent? He's great on Fox, by the way. I watched the.

Full- Very good.

-fox pregame show on Thanksgiving this year. You don't think he's good?

I was tickled by Grunk. I felt bad for them. They flew him all the way to New York to put him out in the cold, in the snow for no reason.

I'm sure he's getting paid to be freezing on Thanksgiving in New York, Billy. But why did.

They have to do that to them? It was a fun...

Andantonio Lafoso from Food Network, one of Coach O's favorite chefs, she was on there and she was making food for the whole crew. I was like, Why am I watching this? Why do I like it so much? Is this what aging is like? I like the pregame content on Fox now?

You watch Colombo.

To answer your original question, Grunk, Grunk sang the national anthem before the Bull game.

No.

No. Hero.

Don't live a tie.

Tanya.

Kids, you.

Don't really realize how much time it just adds to.

Your day and how little they bring to the table.

They bring nothing to the table. Nothing to the table. In fact, you.

Have to bring the table.

Physically to them. But I.

Wanted to go to.

Flanagans before, you know what I would do? I'd grab my keys, I'd hop in my car.

Now there's seven different bags you got to take.

It takes 35 minutes to go to Flanagans. Stugatz.

Nothing lazy.

You don't need to.

Move everything around. All of a sudden you can't leave knives everywhere.

Like I'm used to. Put it on the Paul Girmont at Lebitard show. Is there anything lazier than an infant?

This is the Dan Levator show with the Stugaz.

Bearfoot.

Contessor. Weekend observations with Stugat is coming up in about 10 minutes. What are you laughing about? I'm just laughing.

Go, Joe. I love.

Bearfoot, Contessor. Yeah, she's great. She's the best. She did this episode with Stanley, Toochie, though, recently. Maybe six months ago. Have you guys been seeing Stanley Tuchy's Italy show? I'm over him.

Enough of him. What? Enough of Italy. I mean, seriously.

Oh, it's such a.

Good show. I feel like Italy did have a moment, but too much Italy.

We need a little less Italy. Too much Tuchy?

Oh, him too.

Yeah. There's no such thing as too much, too much. And as an Italian-American, I agree with you a lot of Italy.

These days. I'm just saying everyone's doing everything in Italy.

Let's see another country. Put it on the pole at Levitard show. Is there such a thing as too much, too much?

It's rid of the White Lotus, ruined it for everyone. Hey.

Speaking of Italians, can we get the agent for Tommy DeVito that was at the game with the Saints.

On-he probably dialed it back a little bit, right? After all the attention he got?

He got a lot of attention. He was inducted into the Italian Hall of Fame, and he showed up with a green jacket, all green.

Hall of Fame jacket.

He looks unlike anyone else on an NFL sideline. The agent for Tommy DeVito. How do I get.

In that Hall of Fame? I don't know. It's on the street that my grandma grew up on in Chicago.

Taylor. Can we look up some other Luminaries? Can we look up some other people who are in the Italian Hall of Fame and to.

See- I thought Priscilla Presley was like an honorary at Italian-American Hall of Fame Night.

Who? Can we create a campaign somehow around believing in you as an honorary worthy of the Italian Hall of Fame nominee? I feel.

Like my last name is not going to help me because it's not Italian, but I'm 80 % Italian. Be Bobby Flay. American.

Stugats, before we get to other football things, including, and this one's stunning. I feel bad, Stugat, last week, there was a report that Belichick is going to be fired, and we never got to it. And now you've officially got Tomlin and Belichick on hot seats. And I can't believe I've lived long enough to see it. But we'll get to that in just a second. The thing that I wanted to talk about, though, when we talk about streaming services and rich people getting absurdly, obscenely rich.

Priscilla Presley was awarded the Tommy Lasorda humanitarian award this year.

Oops. Please get me as much information as you can on the Italian Hall of Fame.

Oh, Franco Harris was also honored.

This may be.

A cursed award. I thought.

He was Irish. At the Italian Awards?

Both of those people have died recently, correct?

Kickballs.

Stugat, Mark Zuckerberg.

Franco's Italian Army.

Mark.

Zuckerberg. Italian Hall of Fame?

No. Oh. Zuckerberg has in Hawaii. This is something I have not seen before, and the globe hasn't really seen it. In Hawaii, he is outraging people all over Hawaii because he is buying expensive, giant chunks of land. And he has spent more than $100 million on what appears to be something that has been reported feels doomsday preppy. It's 12 buildings, it's two mansions, but it's underground bunker that is self-sustained that if the Apocalyptic comes, he can live underground with food and his own energy because he's creating a compound that allows him to live the way no rich person doomsday prepper type has ever spent on a facility that will allow him to have his own world. It's 30 bedrooms, 30 baths, but it's also 12 buildings. And he's building a giant bunker that connects everything and allows him to be protected from whatever desperation is outside his walls.

I mean, that's a heady play. If you could afford it, why would you not do that? Because it feels like the end is near. It does. Every day feels like it might be the last day. And who doesn't want to have that place to hang out in while everything settles out, you know what I'm saying? I watched this movie over the weekend, like settles out. You figure out who's still here, who's not here, who's alive, who's not alive, who made it, who didn't make it. You pop out in three or four weeks just to take a peek, just to gage the waters. But I watched this Julia Roberts movie over the weekend, and it's a bad movie. I mean, it starts off good, but then it collapses right when a group of 1,000 deer are staring Julia Roberts in the face, and she does some wacky motions to make the deer run away. Plus, do me a favor. Just tell me the ending.

Well, what movie? You haven't even said the movie. You just said a Julia.

Roberts movie.

It's Netflix. Yeah, it's Netflix. Something about the last day, the end of the world.

Leave the world behind.

Leave the world behind.

I wanted to have him fish for a.

Little bit longer. Leave the world behind. You know what, Dan?

I hate- That would have been fun. That's my bad. Wait a minute. Before you get to your aggressive takes, can you do the- I'm tired of it. The movie, The Courtesy? Of what? What are you tired of? The end of the world?

I'm teasing at my Dan's Dolphins thoughts. No, I'm tired of movies not giving me the ending. I don't want to guess the ending. I don't want to try to figure it out. I want you to tell me the ending. I don't want to think about what the ending might be. Hold on. Hold on. Might they meet up again? Hold on. I mean, what happens at the end of Friends?

I don't know. Please, hold on just a second, okay? Because there are some spoiler here. This is a brand new movie. There are some spoiler here, please, Stugart. Don't be an asshole about every single thing in the world, please.

Apologies.

We've got a spoiler alert. There's a Netflix movie that Stugaz has seen. Apologies. He took the A off it. It was just apologies, like Alden, Polynes. It was like he didn't even give me the courtesy.

Small windows. I have to take a letter off every now and again. -the A.

-apologies. -apologies.

-i have to.

Do it. That's when Stugaz gives you the most sincere of apologies when he can't even be bothered with the A so that the apology is complete.

Feels. Feels like something Tommy DeVito's agent would say, Apology. Yeah, apology.

A movie that is the number one movie on Netflix that is I don't know how much Julie Roberts has made lately, but this is also a spoiler alert. I've never seen her. I've never seen her dance before. Strange to see. That was weird. It's unusual. I don't think you've ever seen... It's noticeable in that I took inventory all of a sudden. Has Julia Roberts ever danced in her movie? I did not know that that's how she danced. Is she doing that for a fact or is she just not very good at dancing?

It looked like her first time.

It did look like her first time. But I liked that movie. I want to explore, though, how this group would handle doomsday situations. I want... This movie is about how the end is near. Put that on the pole as well, JuJu, at Leavitturn show, is the end near. Zuckerberg wants to build a compound to hide from the rest of us. Right. And Billy is saying, if it's the end of the world, he doesn't want to survive.

I don't.

Want to know. I mean- But Billy doesn't want to go home to home, worried that somebody in the bushes is going to run out with a cleaver and need the food that he has. And so Billy's like, I don't want... You know what? You, survivalist, you go ahead and live in your bunker $100 million. Just take me out. I don't want to live in.

That world. Yeah, is that crazy? What about your family? They can come with me. Oh, to-Wow. -wow. It's dark. I don't want them to live in that world, do you? You run out of food, you're starving to death. I think most people agree with Billy. There's no electricity, there's no way to get anything. What are you going to do? You're just going to die a slow death. You want to be the last person alive on Earth for what reason? For what? I'd like to check out the surrounding like, Oh, shit. Shit's hitting the fan here. Let's see what's going.

On over here. That's what I'm saying. You build like a thing that Zuckerberg has. You pop up every three or four weeks just to gage the climate, see what's happening. Someone's talking to that.

It's so bleak. I don't want to be bartering antibiotics for food with all my friends and family dead somewhere. I've seen The Last of Us. That's a scary world.

You guys just want to live in this perfect world. It's not that easy for everybody.

I want to be here as.

Long as I can be here. I want games at one o'clock, games at four o'clock, a Sunday night game. What are we talking about?

No Saturday games. I'm just asking for no Saturday games.

You guys, in this world, there's no.

More football. I know.

You want to live.

In that world? No.

How can you be allowed just to build 30 rooms underground and no one question what's.

Going on there? Oh, no, people are questioning it. This is unfortunate because if you skipped ahead because of the spoiler alert, we still.

Haven't gotten to it.

It might.

Sound that we've totally changed the topic.

But we haven't.

We're still there. If shit hits the fan, though, we could create football again. We could be the.

Roger Goodell. Right. I would.

You have a chance. Where would you broadcast it? I'm just saying. How would you broadcast anything? If there was like 100 people left on Earth, I'd be like, All right, I got football, guys.

I'll build football. I would have a chance to got. Yes. Okay, put it on the pole, JuJu. If there were 100 people left on Earth, is Stugart's Jim Brown?

I have a chance. My chances are better. Why are his teeth falling out? Seriously. Who pulls out their own teeth? Stop spoil ing this movie. What do.

You mean? Jim Brown?

Mike Ryan liked the movie. I like the movie. I don't know what you're doing with the ending. Stugarth really does want the ending. Just tell me what to think. I thought the ending was pretty clear. Do they reunite?

Are they happy? Do they make it?

He likes the movie. At the end when you get the little paragraphs on the characters. This is what happened to this character. This is what happened to this character. I don't even like that. Do we run out of money? You can't act out what happened to you? Show me in video form. I'm not reading.

A book. I'm with you. But in the absence of that, put a bow on it the way Chris just suggested. I'm fine with that. Tell me what happened.

You like the end of Animal House or whatever where it shows the person like a freeze frame, and then it's like 30 years later, this person became a senator.

That's.

Exactly what he won. This would.

Just be a lot of cemetery plot. Thirty years later, everybody was dead. I do think it sets up for a sequel, though. You don't think that's part of.

The plan? A sequel to the world ending?

If it's.

Setting up for.

A sequel, then the ending makes a little bit more sense. Mike, I'm just saying, Field of Dreams. It leaves you with nothing to think about. It's a cornfield, ghosts come out of it. Him and his dad have a catch. They come full circle. Sounds like there's plenty to think about. I mean, the last dance, that's it. Jordan's the greatest.

Exactly right. If I tell.

People… I'm so sick at the end of the world and all of this. There's a whole economy on the world ending. End already. This is the end. This is the end, you're right. World, I dare you to end if you're going to end. End right now. Don't say that. Stop dragging this shit out, meteor, if you're listening to me, come or don't.

What are you, Lieutenant Dan on the top of the Forge Gump ship? What are you doing shaking your fist at the storm? I'm just so sick.

I mean, everybody's worrying everyone. The world's going to end the world. That's what? You'll be fine. If I tell you- Or you won't and there's nothing you can do to.

Stop it. When it ends, it ends. Exactly right.

If the billionaires would rather be like, I'm going to save myself and live in a bunker, than actually put their billions into solutions that could make life easier for people, alleviate famine and starvation and poverty. I feel like we're in a.

Bad place. How about this also, Zuck? Isn't the world flooding? Maybe don't build 30 rooms underground because I can just put a hose down there and flood you out.

That Bezos wants to go to space. What is going on here? We're going to go to the core of the Earth or we're going to go to space?

Space the club here in Miami.

Neither seem practical. Who's the rich guy?

That's why I want to be where the world is.

Who's the rich guy that just wants to stay right here? That's what we need.

Dan.

The idea that Ethan Hawk, Julia Roberts, and Kevin Bacon would be in a world of ending movie, that's easy why it is. That's the number one movie on Netflix. It's also funny, Stugat, that that's where the millions are going, so that Kevin Bacon could be on his front porch with a shotgun.

But what about the teeth?

It's a good question, Stugat, but I believe it was a mystery poison that had made their son desperate and dying.

Was it the tick or Havana?

Havana. Oh, for the love of God, Stugat, you can't hear either.

Hervana? Apologies.

Apologies.

Segment was over. I'm not 100% of it.

Don Lebertard. You are very comfortable talking about how you met your wife, how much you love her, how important she is to you. That's the reason that I asked the question. I've always admired that about you, that you have no problems whatsoever professing your love.

Well, the thing is I have a new wife now. Me and Bianca didn't make it.

So.

I moved on. We moved on. It was for the better for both of us. Still got. Things just got a little awkward there. Let me be the first on this show to congratulate you on the new wife, Vince. Congratulations on feeling whole, feeling complete. Let's talk tailgating. Yeah.

Don't feel awkward, buddy.

I don't. I mean, Dan does. I mean, Dan is going to sit with him forever.

I appreciate you soothing me in this regard, but I already feel terribly awkward. Then my teammate comes to my defense with not a question. Congratulations. But just a healthy congratulations and the further pointing out of that awkwardness because he's always good for me in those spots. I'm also thinking of divorce, Vince, after many, many years, 18 years with a partner who does things like that to you.

This is the Dan Levator Show with the Stugats.

It is time for Stugats to share.

His game notes. No one in the media.

Will.

Tell you what.

Happened better than my boy, Stug.

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What a year. How about the Titans going up 13 to nothing? Chris Cody, that Titan's loss is going to stay with you. It was still lingering around that game yesterday.

Yes, it is. Good loss, though, according to Ojet. Big 106, postgame show. John Collins lives on the trade block. Also, I thought he was still with the Hawks. Death, taxes, and Todd Gibson, and Tom Thibodeaux reuniting. It's unbelievable. They're always together.

It's unbelievable.

Thibs.

How is Todd Gibson a nick? How old is Todd Gibson?

No idea. What do you mean, How is he a nick? Where Tom Thibodeaux goes, Todd.

Gibson goes. How is he still in the League? How is Thibodeaux still saying I could get nine minutes out of that.

I don't know. When you send mail to John Collins, the address you use is The Trade Block. The Dodgers are trading for Tyler Glass now from The Rayes. You know what that means, Daniel?

I.

Don't. The rich get richer.

Oh, Billy, did you see this? Pass and put this out? The Dodgers have spent $717 million in free agency, the Marlins have spent $0. It's early.

It's still early. Give them time.

You have the Marlin spending? Yeah. And the Dodgers stopped spending?

That's not even the Glass Now extension. They just took Tampa's ace.

You got to wait for the right deal. It's going to lay the land. Exactly right. You got just moments ago, we were talking about mustard and how the dolphins didn't bite on Dove and Cook. Well, maybe.

Alabama hires former Michigan Linebacker, George.

Maybe what, Billy?

Sorry.

Sorry. No, I'm sorry. No, I got in the way of your conversation. I feel bad.

Apologies.

We'll get to that later.

Where was that? Apologies. Alabama hires former Michigan Linebacker Coach George Hello, ahead of Rose Bowl matchup. Little thing I like to call gamesmanship, Dan. Hello from the other sideline. Dead and company. Or reportedly, it talks to reunite for a residency at the Sphere in Las Vegas in 2024. Viva Las Dugats. Witty, put it on the calendar. I invited Dan to come with me. I told him we'd take shrooms, we'd figure out the world together. Yid? No. What do you mean no? Shrooms.

Yeah, you mentioned that. The Sphere?

Yes. The Sphere. You like.

John Mayer? I have not ever used mushroom.

I thought you went to the last show ever.

I thought I did.

I thought John Mayer was done. What happened that John Mayer been done?

He's back after his European tour. This is summer 2024. The Detroit Pistons haven't won a game since October 28th. 23 straight losses. For context, when the Pistons last won, the World Series was still going on. For more context, when the Pistons last won, Colorado Football had a winning record.

How about that? It was a long time ago. Yep.

North Carolina, Kentucky, Battle of Blue Bloods. Miami and La Salle, Battle of Blue Bloods. You're welcome. Purdue.

Who are you?

What are you doing? Oh, Mike. He thinks Miami is a Blue Bloods. He's right. Purdue. Blah, blah, blah. Also do it in March. Ohio. Winning with their third-string quarterback and third-string running back in the Myrtle Beachball. Next man up. Okay.

How bad is FSU going to be against Georgia because of all of the people in the portal? What's the spread in that game going to grow to when people aren't playing in that bowl game?

I think it's 14, but Georgia has got a lot of portal players right now, too. But I have Georgia. A lot of confidence points. Sorry, FSU.

Jake Browning being cut by the Vikings. Jake Browning beating the Vikings. A little thing I like to call a revenge game. Jake Browning, screaming on the sideline. They should have never cut me. You know what he played with, Dan?

I do not.

He played with a chip on his shoulder. How did you not.

Know that? I was thinking he played with fire. I got caught in the cliché. My bad.

I'm sorry. It's okay. Apologies? Apologies, yes. There you go. If you just listen to how much people talk about Tommy DeVito, you would have no idea the giants were five and nine. You know what the T and D stands for in Tommy DeVito? No. Oh, no. Not touchdowns. Dan. You know what the cowboys had for dessert yesterday?

Humble.

Pie. Yeah, wow! You're back on your game.

I'm proud of you. It really doesn't deserve a wow. It does. It was a good guess.

It could have been a.

Number of things. Not really. It could have only been-Just humble pie. -it's when I get them right. It's not because you've left so many options on the table. You saw how I got tripped up by playing with fire instead of a chip on the shoulder.

I stand corrected.

Yes. When there's only one, I can get it.

Somebody should tell Arthur Smith that he has Drake London, Kyle Pits, and B.

John Robinson. Oh, no. Go to hell, Falcons. Just go to hell. Well, they're still in it. Take the entire division with you.

Joe Flacko did what Joe Flacko does.

Joe Cool. Except for Baker. Baker can stick. Perfect pass rating. Baker can stick. Done. Come back, Player of the Year. Tomar Hamlin is.

Still that one tackle.

So do.

What you will. Not only did Doc Prescott lose the game, he lost the MVP.

Oh, check down, Doc. Jesus. We didn't have it that way, right? We didn't have it that way. Dallas, Overwhelming at home. We didn't have it. You can't get the ball down the field. You're going to check down everything. Was it like 3.9 yards per pass? Is that what he did? Yep.

That offense. Humble pie.

Josh Allen only had 94 passing yards yesterday, too.

They were in the.

Ball well. Well, I mean, 174 yards or whatever.

Well, Josh Allen also ran the ball well. He's very hard to tackle.

You know James Cook didn't get the game ball.

Who.

Did?

I think.

Josh Allen. No way. For handing it off to James Cook? Baker Mayfield, 381 yards, four touchdowns, and a big win over Green Bay. You know what he has, Dan? Cajones. The goods. Mike's going to be right.

We're.

Struggling today, Dan. Jimmy Graham will be catching Red Zone touchdowns for the rest of eternity. If you were wondering where Sam Darnell was, he's in San Francisco playing backup quarterback for the 49ers.

They're going to score 35 on everybody, right? That's just where we are with that team. If they're healthy, it's 35 on everybody.

If they're healthy, yes. I love bowl week.

That's it.

That's all I got.

Who do you have today?

Who's playing?

We got a one o'clock game on Monday.

I took Western Kentucky, the Hilltoppers.

I.

Have them too. Who's playing? How many bets are you making? A lot.

It's bowl.

Season, Dan. It's the famous toastery bowl, Dan.

He's actually five and one in his bowl pick so far.

Thank you.

He's never seen any of these teams very clearly when he describes his picks, but. Your entire life is bowl season.

I had two people speaking in my ear at one time.

Problem.

Apologies. Mine was on air.

He's becoming your father. He is. It's happening slowly. Fortunately for me. You saw it? You saw it at the end of last segment.

Every week is bowl week. Anyone else? Alarmed by the amount of planes almost hitting other planes. I just said that. In my ear though. About the planes? Apologies. Great effort by the Dolphins defense. You don't just do that against the reigning offensive player of the week in the AFC. Last week, Dallas was the best team in the NFL. This week, they are not. The last thing you want to see in January is Josh Allen, strolling into your stadium. You don't want to see.

It, Dan. Do you guys think that Philadelphia… It must be, right? Philadelphia looks at what's at the top of the sport in Baltimore and San Francisco and says we're up there with those two teams, correct? Even though San Francisco... The rest of us, though, are in pretty good place understanding Philadelphia won a lot of one-score games. Hertz is now hurt, and it seems like Baltimore and San Francisco, they're better than everyone else. He's sick.

I think.

Not hurt, right? Well, he's both. The Seven-hundred Club.

Do.

You trust anyone but the 49ers this season?

I don't trust the 49ers.

You don't trust the Ravens, huh?

No.

We've been there before.

The Angel of the Mangal. Oh, sorry. You haven't lived. Apologies. Until you have $500 on the University of Ohio at 11:00 AM on a Saturday morning in the Myrtle Beach Bowl. The Bobcats. It's too much to have on that game, but I won. Brock Purdy. Do it in the playoffs. What a time to be a backup quarterback. The first time they got inside the 50-yard line was in the third quarter. I hate them. Jared Goff, bounceback game, 12-3 pointers, 47 points. You know what the K in Keegan Murray stands for, Dan? I do not. Caught fire.

How would I have gotten that one? I don't know.

Cooper Flag, the number one recruit in the class of 2024 from Newport, Maine, might have the best nickname in all of sports. You ready for it? I am. The main events.

I saw all these people tweeting about Keegan Murray, and I thought Liv got another golfer.

Main event, you get it? From Maine?

Yes. I didn't think it was the greatest nickname in sports.

Jimmy Butler. Called Game. Jimmy Buckets. Also do it in the I-S-T. Dan. You know what the I in Indiana stands for? I do not. Isn't a Blue blood anymore. Jacoby Perset is a commander. Keegan Murray scored how much? The Titans. Did what the Titans do. Tommy DeVito.

What does that mean?

They did what they do. They won a game against the Dolphins. They shouldn't have won. They lost the game. They shouldn't have lost. Thirteen consecutive years without making the playoffs. I hate them. Dallas Cowboys. Do it on the road. Dolphins. Do it against a good team. Here come the Panthers. Whatever inefficiencies, Josh Allen has.

Wait, which Panthers? Come on, neither of them. The Florida Panthers. There you go. No, the Florida Panthers got shut out twice. They beat the Oilers. For the first time in 12 years. Yeah, they beat.

The O'Rears after. Whatever inefficiencies Josh Allen may have, he makes up for them with guts. If you think Joe Flacko is going to sweat walking into your stadium for a playoff game in January, you are mistaken. That is correct. Congratulations to the Jets for being the first team in NFL history to reach 500 good losses. Tydd-chandler, rushing for 132 yards is proof you should never pay a running back. Also, who the hell is Tyd Chanler? Speak it to hell. Art Bryles. Den, those are the weekend observations. It was a jet. Boom.