You're listening to DraftKings Network. This is the Dan Leviton Show with the Stugatz Podcast. No, but I have a top five list.

I have a top five list. You have your top five.

My.

First ever top five. Dueling has to be within the same category.

My first ever top five, whatever- I could get too technical.

Okay. I feel like you've had top fives before, no?

All.

Right, let's get a clean pickup part. Mike's is a.

Consensus top five. We need a clean pickup here.

That's where we're not all talking at the same time.

We got it.

I hope someone talked there and I would talk over them. You were just talk over here? Yeah.

From five? Anyone will do.

It was so much better when we were swaying back and forth. It was so much more fun. But now he wants to count. Okay, very serious professional. Ready? We're on max now.

Five. This one's on DKN. Four, three.

In Roku.

Two.

Where are we again? And men. And men.

Five. Where aren't we at this point?

We're not on men. We're going to be in Dolphins Mall on December 11th at Vivo Miami in the Miller Light Bar. That's right. It's free to the public and open all ages. I know the graphic says 21 and over. That's a legal thing. But you can bring your kids to this and you can hang out with us on December 11th. We're going to be watching, hopefully, Titan's Dolphins, if last night is any evidence. I don't think they'll flex anything from Monday Night Football, so I think we might be good for Titan's Dolphins. It'll be all going down at 8:00 PM, December 11th at the Miller Light Bar, Vivo Miami Dolphins Mall.

Come out and see us. I'm excited for the event, but if I brought my child to see Will Levis play football, I mean...

There's going to be plenty of fireworks there, especially with JPP possibly suing up for the Miami Dolphins. And it is all presented by Miller Light and dollar Shave Club.

I should tell the peoples, Stugant, because we would normally do Chris Mass. We would do a celebration around my brother with my brother. Mass was my brother's invention. It was not mine. He wanted music, art, sports. He thought that I was wasting away in sports and that I should be doing bigger and better artistic things. He wanted me to throw big giant parties. That's what my brother wanted. I lost him this year, so we're not doing it. But we are doing this watch party. And as a holiday party goes, it's not a mosque. It's not those giant festivities that we do.

But this one's going to be so much fun, Dan.

But no, this is one we want people to come out for, is what I'm saying. Yes. I'm not criticizing.

The party.

We're doing.

No, it's just a weird promo. I know I'm a weird way of doing a promo. Now I'm sad.

This is our party we're doing. We did not get to celebrate this year this thing. And this is the sports party we're doing. And it's at a mall. It's at Dolphins Mall.

Well, it's at a big stage. I've been to this area and they have live concerts there. Are you familiar with how Texas Live looks? This is the Miami. Well, Texas Live, whenever their first take is on broadcast from Texas-Live. It's a great place to go watch games. Philadelphia has their.

Version of this. Oh, where the Wilcane, Cowboy Hat stuff would happen in the day.

Yeah, this is Miami's version of this. They have a big sports bar with a bunch of TVs out there. There's a Miller Light area out there with a big stage that they have music acts out there. It's a nice little gathering place and it's in Doral. Or as fake Jason Jackson would say, Doral. It's a fun place.

We have not been to Doral. I don't feel like in a long time.

Not since SuWu.

Is that right? That was the first one. Get out of here. That's the first one we ever do. That might have been... I was a Japanese restaurant. That was one of the most humbling celebrity moments of my life. I went over to a Habachi table holding out my hand, thinking somebody wanted to take a picture with me, and they just said, We're not here for you. I was.

Standing right next to you, and I.

Just laughed.

It was just a group of people having a fine, fine dinner. I just stuck my hand.

Little yummy, sauce, a Levitar comes trolling in.

I think the concept was, Hey, let's dress up in our Miami Huricans gear and have a pseudo Miami Huricans pep rally at a Habachi joint in Doral.

Was this Dugats is doing? Who negotiated this deal? If we look back on that.

It was a part of this 50-50 club promotion. I did have it yesterday.

That was a beauty. How did we end up at.

A Texas to New Brazil.

That was a beauty.

Four tables. How did we end up at a Japanese restaurant doing a sports bar party when they didn't have televisions? Is that your doing?

-a bad idea.

-probably. Radio promotion. Great. So not since SuWoo, and many of you were there, so you know what this was like in Durrell. -you know we always- There.

Were a ton of people there. -everywhere we go. -they're beating.

We're just capacity.

They.

Weren't there for us. We were at capacity of 44, easily.

Yes. Is Stugart's actually going to show up down in Durrell?

-he said he was excited. -hotel? What do you mean?

We'll see if there's an appearance fee. Right now.

We're going to be throwing up on our video screen to follow along on draft things on.

Our YouTube. Oh, my God. They found it. Look at...

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Fumantu there, Stugart.

I lost a bet, right? I had to.

Fumantu.

Look at that. I trusted this man. Wow!

Well done, Jeremy. Jeremy, back inside.

I trusted this man with our futures. Look at this guy.

That's worked out.

That's crazy. Thanks to you. That guy's got.

A liked-There's six minutes. You know what? Let's just have this video on the bottom right screen because that doesn't make for a good video or audio product if we're just doing play-by-play on this. Okay, well, no.

Let me explain to the audience what's happening. Stugart's here has the remnants, the echo of a Fumantu. He looks much younger, much thinner, much healthier. His hair is resplendent. He is walking through a parking lot. I'll do the play-by-play on this. It's in a strip mall. That's correct. There's the SuWo, Japanese Steak House world. There's Mike Ryan, a young Mike Ryan.

Looking at him. My favorite Jivar is James Jersey.

Where's Roy? Roy's got to be somewhere here.

Yes. Let's see who else is here. This is a... Oh, that is a... Look at that.

Look at that chin.

Which one of them?

No, that's when you had one.

That's a Habachik place.

It.

Was a.

Fair response, Chris. It's totally fair. I totally have one. Back then, I did have one. Now I'm hiding the many I have behind a beard. Are we going to do play-by-play for all of this, though? Because none of us have seen this in 15 years.

Not well-lit. Now, let's just have it play there on the bottom.

Here we are at SuWoo.

That's right. We were at the Japanese Steakhouse doing a watch party. Look, it's Dan Levitard.

I'm definitely giving away Fish Tank tickets to pro-player stadium right there, courtesy as the.

Ticket, Cheers. All right, let's-Let me go back for a second here because there really were a lot of things that I wanted to talk.

About today. I'm about to grab the mic and say, Hello, my friend. We meet again.

You do look like... It's Creed. You got a lot of Creed in you there. You can do a half-time show. -wow. There it is. That character could absolutely bring back the half-time show. There he is right there. -that guy could absolutely do that. That was.

A huge part.

Of my teenager. We're about to get the onion volcano.

Yeah.

Stu.

Loves it. How do I look less-I'm more crazy than stew. Yeah.

What is.

Going on? Is that vanilla ice?

-it's like goat's.

Vanilla. That's just a bad resolution. It's not vanilla ice.

The things that I.

Wanted-that's Luther Campbell.

That is Luther Campbell. Yes, that is Luther. -wow. -so good.

Look at these graphics.

-cavill, Cavill. -yes, we have come so far, and we have not. I want to get to some of the things that we meant to talk about today. We've got Dooling top five list. Jeremy, can't stop watching that. Jeremy, you want more play-by-playlist? I don't want to lose the entire audio audience with us just gawking at video at the height of our self-absorption, watching things when we were young.

I just wish that the audio audience please go find this on YouTube because the look for both Stugatz and Mike is so of the time. Like I said to Mike, I don't know what year this is, but you look like 2003.

I can assure you that that was not the look of the time. I was a good four years.

Behind the trend. You said it was 2007, so you looked like 2003.

Do you have catkees below? No, not catkees. What's the...

I got shorts going.

The cargo pants below the knees. That was the thing.

Stugatz has the microphone. Why? What do you mean why?

I'm talking forever but I'm wondering, what could I.

Possibly say to entertain a bunch of people?

It looks like a sad giveaway.

It looks like a sad giveaway.

Having filet and chicken. You just.

Handed.

Somebody.

A signed football. It looks pretty sad.

I'm standing ovation.

I can't believe that your self-absorption, all of you, is such that you would ignore my self-absorption and the place that the audience would notice on that, which is you were so fixated with your look that you did not see that I was shoveling some cake into my face at a really fast rate of speed.

That was your carbs era.

But there is Stugat. Stugat has the remnants of a Fomantu. It's not shaved. It's like he's trying to grow it, but can't, or that there's dirt involved. It doesn't look like hair. Could you not grow a Fomantu? What is happening there?

I think I lost a bet and somehow half of it was painted on me. I don't know. It's a weird...

It was dirt. All 17 people there really seem excited to be there, though.

I talk people's ears off about Robert Morve.

No doubt. The video just had a wheel transition. This is high tech.

Yes, excellent work. That was our first ever, first ever thing of this kind.

That was our first and last ever event at Habachi Restaurant.

The most recent to Raleigh event until December 11. Comeout and I will shave my.

Gootee like you guys. There it is. Yes, what an incentive.

I will wear a Scotstab jersey. I had a custom one done in a Cowboys uniform until Kyle Brandt and Motherf* (cough) Stole from me.

I've got dueling top five things, including Stugat. Me, I have the top five most shocking things from last night's Clipper's.

Nuggets game. The more exciting part of this is this is your first ever show top five. They're not dueling top fives. Dueling top fives have to be in the same category. This is your top five, and Mike has a separate top five. They're consensus.

Top five. Okay, so it's not a dueling top five, but what is your top five, Mike?

Names or around sports that inspire the least amount of confidence. Is this.

An Eberflus, the honor?

Yeah, O-L-I, because I was just looking at Matt Eberflus, and I was trying to pronounce his name correctly, and I just said, You know what? Don't give it that much effort, Mike. This guy's not.

Long for this one. I've never seen that guy talk into his headset. He's always just staring with a serious look.

Great hair, though.

You can clip this. I've never been more sure of anything in my entire life that it's not going to work out for Matt Eberflus. Really? Yeah, it's just not. Because of his name. Okay. Eberflus. I can't be making that noise with my mouth around a leader of men. Coach, Eberflus? Eberflus?

No. Eber-luz. I think coaches should make up names. They should have stage names like actors do, musicians do. If you have a name like Eberflu- Jack Spade, right? Yeah, give yourself a manly, a coach, a big-time coach name.

So we'll agree, Eberfluce, outside looking in.

We would agree with that. I think the audience could come up with a lot.

Of- Outside.

Looking in? A lot. I bet you the audience would come up.

With a lot of these. Well, Dan took the punchline, so I had to make it outside looking in. I had to think quick on my feet.

Wait a minute.

You can see with that Zulu video, I've been doing this for a while.

These things change? The top fives change?

Well, I can be fluid after you give away a punchline. I'm used to it, though. So, O-L-I.

Matt Eberflus. I don't want to get to the top five yet, though.

I'm thinking on my feet again. Okay, I'll just go. I'll just go fuck myself, man. How about that? I'll just do that.

What would you like to do?

The place that I wanted to end up was talking to Chris Cody about the argument that Greg and his wife got into this morning.

It's not going to get much funnier than Matt Eberflus anyways.

I.

Mean, she's had success. Marty Morningwag would have been a nice visual.

Norf.

Turner? Yeah, it's not even that good. It's a crap one. What was yours?

Norf.

Is a good one. Norf is good. You can't trust the Norf. Put it on the pole.

We don't get to talk about the list after the list gets stored up in a million pieces. What do you mean? You just.

Did that. You just throw it. No, don't say we don't get to do it when you throw a morning leg in my face because your wife, he had one good.

Joke in the file.

You don't get to hear Will Lots. Sorry. Oh, Will Lots. You don't get to hear Will Luts.

Will Luts is a good one.

Well, you could have had it. It was a good one. You could have had it.

What did the Cody's fight over this morning?

My dad was mad at my mom because it was cold out when he got outside into my car, and he was mad his wife didn't tell him.

I mean, she gets up before me to let the dog out. So she's outdoors at 5:00 AM, and yet can't tell me, Hey, put on.

An overcoat. A little chilly out.

Top coat, pink coat. Dress accordingly. And she sends me out wearing this, shorts, this.

Is a new and.

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One of the great benefits of being married is your wife's purse. You can.

Put.

So much.

Stuff in there. I would hate to be your wife's purse. You walked in here the other day with silverware in a pocket.

That's right, because my wife wasn't here to put it in her purse.

Still guts. Your wife must- Must? -be amazed at what a child you are. What do you mean?

Just your eating habits.

How prepared I am to say- Just your eating habits, the mess that your.

Desk is. The mess that my desk is. I'd just like to say this right now. Every single person in here, every one of you has benefited from something that I've had underneath my desk. You think that I haven't give people spare socks before? Because you'd be wrong. You're a horder. I'm prepared. Underwear. Underwear. Chris wore my underwear once.

This is the Don't Live at our show with the Stugats.

Dude, it's-I.

Have.

Thoughts.

Why is problematic Joe Zagaki, questionable legacy Joe Zagaki wandering around in the shadows, whispering in my ears in that voice? The word dead spin, I get it again. No one.

On the left seems to care about the kids. There's an innocent, cultural, appropriating child in the middle of all this. I had to take a break off of attending Monday Night Raw with Clay Travis and Lexie Lollas. What a crew. Jelly roll was there. You guys know what you did. Back to you. No.

It's lawless.

It's so good. The Culture War does have to get funny. I mean, it does have to take a tour into funny. I've still got my top five list, which is top five shocking things to happen at the Nuggets Clipper's Game and Stugat. -outside looking in? -yes. -outside looking in... -oli. Oli is an advert, live on air, just said the N-word accidentally, outside looking at you. -wow. -not in the top five. -that's a strong top five.

-that's a top five motion. Let's go in too far. -that's going too far.

-i'm just telling you... I'm telling you what to do. I'm telling you that there were shocking thing after shocking thing that happened after 10:30 last night.

Ask a question. Was it a white?

It.

Was-just answer the question.

Was it a white? It was live on air. It was live on air. It happened, I-Not the question that I'm asking.

Was it a white?

A white.

Was it? Because if it was, I would have.

Heard about it. Well, it would be in the top five and to be number one, I think. I think it would be number one if I could answer that question directly. But it's outside looking in. It's outside looking at.

Was it a white?

I'm not answering that question. Yes.

Because that one's easy.

Is it yes or no?

That's the one you can't do.

Number five.

Unless you're Morgan Wallen.

Exciting.

It is.

Very exciting. I thought it was just like a launch pad.

Number five is James Harden, the descent of James Harden in a game that the Clipper has lost at home to the Nugget, now has him shooting 12 % of his shots in the restricted area. Because the way this is going to age is going to be jumpers from the outside because it's hard to get to the rim and fall on the floor and get 15 fouls a game. So 12 % of his shots in the restricted area, that's 20 percentage points lower than where he usually is when he's an MVP of the League.

Bit wordy. It was hard to figure out where I was going to hit the fan fair there. Number four. Not N-word.

No, Jokic, no Murray, no Gordon, and Denver wins at LA by 9.

And somehow, Jokic's arms were still bleeding.

Despite not playing. They always are, Mike.

Paul George scored six points in 37 minutes and had another shot off the side of the backboard at the end. Six points in 37 minutes. Number two, DeAndre Jordan, 21 points. What? 13 rebounds. Let me get.

Out of here.

No, absolutely not.

I'm Googling this.

That's.

Ridiculous.

Ballsack, for sure. In this year? Yeah. This year. Right.

That's number two. Like total? I have a number two. For which team?

Was it the Clippers or the Nuggets that he scored that much for?

He's on the Nuggets? Yes.

Really? What's crazier is he had five assists and.

Two steals. That's not crazier.

Deandre Dimes.

It's not crazier. It's my list.

Fair.

Well done. This is number two. That's why I believe it. When I bring out my list to you guys, I don't do.

It very often. We know.

But OLI, as an answer, I will remind you again. This is the thing. I don't know if it's caught the internet, a blaze, but it probably should.

Not if it was a what?

Live on air during a Nuggets game. I'm just scared of this subject matter. He was trying to say Nuggets.

Top fives are fun, though, right? I mean, you're enjoying yourself.

Aren't you? Yeah. -you're outside looking in. -we got it. Deandre Jordan, 21 points, 13 rebounds is vastly more shocking than that.

He's learning from Mjokic. Wait till this.

Next one. -it's rubbing off on him. -wait till this. -he's going to.

Start bleeding soon. Wait till this next one. Wait until number one. I like to under promise and overdeliver.

Where are we at?

Number one.

It's a meandering.

Number two, I know it's been a bit meandering. That's true. What was two? It's been an official. It's two and two. Deandre. Deandre Jordan. That is correct. Number one, Reggie Jackson.

Mr. October.

Not that Reggie Jackson.

Mr. November.

This Reggie Jackson. Who is that Reggie Jackson? But not that Reggie Jackson. The same NBA Reggie Jackson. Yeah. What team was he on last?

I'm trying to decide which team he's on now. I'm tryingto.

Tell you, I want my dad to name one team he's ever.

Been on. He's in-Oaklandays.

The athletics. He's in that DeAndre Jordan class where I don't know if he's playing for the Nuggets or the Clippers in this game. He was a clipper.

Pistons is his last.

Team, right? There was a couple of teams to go. That's where he got his big contract. But here is the big punchline, because I haven't even gotten to, by the way, other outsides looking in, Westbrook got into a fight with a fan during play.

That's not surprising. Russell Westbrook- That happens every week.

But the surprising part is that Tai Liu has said the Clippers have never had a leader and that Westbrook is their leader. Oh, wow. That's surprising. Is it not surprising? Outside looking in, not good enough. Reggie Jackson for the Denver Nuggets. So the team-Thank you. —the champion Nuggets without Joe Kits, Murray, or Gordon went into the Clipper's and won by nine points because Reggie Jackson on 15 of 19 shooting- Come on. -put up.

35 points. Get out of here.

I'm voting for DeAndre Jordan.

With 13 assists.

Thirteen.

Dimes? With 13 assists. I knew you were going to do that. It's the 13 assists that puts him over the top. He totally controlled that game.

I think five assists from Deandre Jordan is more impressive.

It might be the 15 of 19 is what put me over the top. Reggie Jackson, 15 of 19?

So the N-word, huh?

Yeah.

O-l-i. It just flew out.

Did he.

Say I'm.

Sorry afterwards? No, it was such an awkward stammer. Then I'd like to see what's next because I haven't been able to find it even on the internet.

I mean, you got some luck. The one game you watched was sound.

I mean, you were trying to treat him. In the middle of the.

Night, and it was outside looking in, I fell in love with basketball all over again. I'm arguing for the in-season tournament because I'm like, I feel so alive. After midnight? What are you kidding me? This game is so good. Westbrook's fighting fans. Chris, how does your father blame your mother for him not knowing that it's cold outside?

I told him it's like my five-year-old waiting on and us to tell her how to dress.

It's just-It's a common courtesy, I got to be honest. If you go out and walk the dog and it's slightly chillier than normal, you should come in and tell everyone.

Yeah, tell me. Right. And she watched me. She knows what I'm wearing. And she should have... Oh, by the way, it's cold out. Why don't you put on a pair of jeans, put on a long sleeve shirt? She's always saying I should.

Wear long sleeves. For those wondering, it's 73 degrees out.

It was 60.

It was 60 this morning. It was a balmy 68 degrees this morning in Fort Lauderdale.

I left my house at 6:58, and it was in the 50s.

It was.

Funny to watch 59. No, wait a minute. I was up at that hour in the morning.

-no, it was early.

-he was in the mid-60s.

What was the due point?

I was 59 when I woke up.

We're two hours north.

-two points. -yeah, it was snowing.

But it was just funny because I can't hear my dad. My dad's walking out of his garage to come out to my car because we took the Brightline today, and I just see him mouth, cold. I'm just like, It's just this time of year, even down here, you check the weather app.

Who checks the weather app? People. I don't.

Have a weather app.

Those things are never right. Wait a minute. Lucy, I want to get, we have to get- Never write. Never write. Lucy, this has to be among the funniest things you have ever heard from lifelong Floridians complaining about 59 degrees as we approach December. I feel like I'm losing brain cells.

If that thing starts with a five, we are bundling up. -just look.

It up.

-turn in the heat up.

When I.

Got here, everyone was like, This is what Winner is like. I didn't know what they were talking about. I didn't even realize it was cold today because it was 60 degrees. That's fine. We just need to buck up.

If it's in the '70s, that's sweater weather here. If it gets below 80, that's time to break out pants and a hoodie and get ready to bundle up. If it gets into the '60s, forget about it.

You can bundle up, courtesy of Burlington Coat Factory on the corner of 441 and commercial boulevard.

There's no Burlington there.

They're all on the... And Power.

Line Road.

What about Bird? They're all on Power Line Road.

Bird Road.

I need to, just for the audience, we have a worldwide audience. The Codys are both saying, Yeah, Mom's going to tell me it's 59 out.

No, I'm criticizing him. I'm saying he should check it like an adult.

Chris, if you went outside and walked the dog, would you walk? And it was cold.

First of all, my mom's letting the dog outside.

But she's had a feel of what outside feels like. But it's.

Not her responsibility.

Yeah, it is.

Check an app. We're not saying it's a common courtesy.

The dog needs to tell you, too. Got to shake. It's wet out there and cold. Dog needs to tell you. Jumping Charlie is fairly useless that way.

He is, believe me. And in a million other ways. Go on. I mean, he's in a bad run, the dog. You sent.

Them to a six week or two months expensive boot camp. Yeah, it didn't work.

Did not work.

They spent thousands of dollars to send it to a boot camp. And then as soon as they got them back, the people at the boot camp handed them like a buzzard, like, Here, this will work.

Yeah, but we don't use that. I find that to be inhumane. Agreed.

We don't use that as much as-But it was just funny that this place that's supposed to train your dog, their big solution was at the end. They're like, We tried, but if it doesn't listen, use this thing. It just seemed like you could have just saved some.

Money there. Well, we tried. Jumping Charlie is almost two. He's going to be two in March. Still does the occasional poop in the house. People can relate. I don't know, maybe they can't.

Just like his dad.

Yeah, I do it. I blame it on the dog.

Have you considered a bird?

No, we have not.

You can pick up a bird at Simbad's exotic birdhouse on the corner of Bird Road, apropos. Exotic bird breeder, kettle, and sore with birds of all sizes.

Thank you.

At Simbad with an M.

He loves.

Bird road, man.

Dan Lebertard. Few things feel better than when you're on a roller coaster with no underwear. Noted.

Try it. A very weird observation by Stugat.

You should try it. Don't knock it until you try it, Dan O.

Stugats. You know what? Stugats, I reconsidered my position. I have not tried it, and so I won't knock it. Please explain to us in as much elaboration as you can why it's so wonderful to ride on a roller coaster with no underwear.

Well, you just get that incredible breeze that you can only get when you're high up on a roller coaster and it's about to go down. And when it goes down, Oh, does it feel good? It's like air conditioning inside your shorts. It's amazing. It really is.

This is the Danar show with the Stugats. Stugats, we've got legitimate issues here between Chris Cody and his father. They do a podcast together. It is very successful. It has real tension in it because the father and the son have father-son disagreements, and the audience doesn't like that the son is mean to the father. I side with Chris Cody on almost every single thing. I don't think Chris Cody is too mean. He has to manage a father who thinks he's the star of the show, and everything he says is golden flakes of wonder that makes the audience crazed with delight.

Thank you for speaking for me when I'm sitting right here.

He is the star of the show. His name's on the show twice.

But what Dan said after that is also true. He thinks everything he says is interesting.

No, you guys are speaking for me, so continue.

No, well.

I'm just - I.

Didn't interrupt. I'm setting up the Greg Cody Show featuring Greg Cody.

You're setting up a back of my day, right? That's a regular Tuesday benchmark, right?

Yeah, usually. Yeah, not every Tuesday.

We try to- But you have one this Tuesday, right?

No, I don't.

Holidays. Usually is.

A stretch. Yeah, it's a holiday season.

What does that mean? What does that mean?

It's.

Not even December yet.

But it was just Thanksgiving. We had a beautiful Thanksgiving.

Those.

Are facts. You took last week off immediately. A Greg Cody sign- You.

Weren't here last week. That's a holiday.

Greg Cody- He's sipping his coffee right now.

Let me talk. I need to tell everybody what's happening here because the backstory is interesting. Greg Cody, as soon as he finally gets his terms negotiated from Metallark Media, signs a contract that I learned today, Mr. Gotts, is more than he thought it was going to be. Wow. He took a week off of work last week because he says he was on assignment for the Herald, going 14 and two against the spread making his picks.

14 and two. You see what happens when he has time? I mean, 14 and 2 happens. When he has.

Time for a second to think, and now he doesn't have a back in my day either today, first day back. But the thing that happens with Greg Cody and his son that is real and is real hurt, like legitimate hurt. I just saw it in the kitchen. I don't even know if Chris Cody noticed this.

The eating area.

We would know. The grazing area, yes. Where I just shoveled a couple of pepperoni into my face. Greg Cody was over there, legitimately hurt. I've known your father long enough to know this. Legitimately hurt, wounded that his kids do not read his column and have never read his column.

That's the part I will fight back on. Have I read every column? No. I need a password.

Okay. Well, the thing that Christopher tends to do on my own podcast, which you're trying to think that he's annoying me. I don't mind vigorous debate. Okay, I hate the in-season tournament. I don't mind him disagreeing with that. But what he does is he says that I don't really believe that, that I'm just making up my opinion just for.

The sake of it. I don't think you hate it.

That's a bad habit. You can't do that to your dad because what you're taking away is the one thing that he has or thinks that he has is credibility. It undercuts me. Right. But you can't do that. You can have the argument, that's fine. Okay, go back and forth. But you can't cut them at the knees.

Thank you. Stugart, what is happening here? It's with Greg Cody's career, and it's with journalism in general. You were accusing me of accusing Karissa Thompson of committing a crime or some world ending thing. Greg Cody is a journalist who's still out here caring about credibility when no one gives a shit about that anymore. Fake news, fake news, fake news, hate journalists. My hate of journalists as such. I don't trust any of you. You're caring about your credibility, and we're all undercutting it here weekly. And it bothers your father that he's not taken more credibly like he is on The Cornhyzer show.

I would want a more creative chance with the take. You're just doing the, I don't like it. Too much. It's like what you do with statistics and analytics. Too much information. I don't want it. It's just dismissive. I'm not even giving it a chance. I've formed my take, don't like it, and it just feels like you're.

Just faking it. Okay, but it's not your opinion of my opinion doesn't matter as much as my opinion. I am telling you what I think.

That's a gross sack for a show on FS1.

It is so good.

That show is so good. That show is so good.

I want that show.

Your opinion is your opinion.

Metalmark Media needs to produce that.

Your opinion of my opinion is not as important as.

My opinion. New contract, I mean. I mean, isn't that.

The truth, though? Featuring and.

Kevin Wilde. I'm giving you my opinion and you're saying it's not real, what you just said. Yes, it is. It's the way I think for crying out loud. I screamed at him so much on.

The- Host, Jenny Taft and Kevin Wilde.

On the podcast that they had to edit out half of it because they got so enraged.

Greg, I can completely understand why you would be frustrated at Chris for undermining your takes. But what I can't understand is why you would be upset that he's not reading every column because I specifically prefer that my family doesn't listen to any of this. My wife doesn't listen to any of what I do here unless I've carefully curated. I want to show her something like, Man, when I did that JT on the river thing, it was the first thing I did when I got home. I was like, Look how funny this shit is.

I feel like my wife would divorce me if she.

Heard everything I said. If my family listened to the last 20 years, oh, boy.

It doesn't annoy me anymore. It doesn't annoy me anymore. The only time it used to, keep in mind, Christopher and Michael are both huge Marlin's fans. Okay, and these are the days when I actually used to get the paper delivered on my lawn. The sports section is right there on the kitchen counter, and they're asking me something about the Marlin's that I had just written about. So I'm literally saying, Yeah, I just wrote about that. There it is right there on the kitchen counter. That's the only time it used to be a little bit annoying to me.

I was never in the realm of, Let me pick this new- How old were you at that time? - crack it open. When things started getting on phones, I started reading it.

I'm talking about when they're like, He's 14 and his his brother's or something like that. That.

Enough to read. Read. Got enough assigned reading it through school. I mean, come on, you're going to make them.

Read more? Thank you, Jeremy.

They're huge Marlin's fans. He doesn't want to pay for it. They're huge Marlin's fans, and their dad has just written a Marlin's column. You would think they would.

Read it. Well, that's why newspapers died.

Well, touché, touché.

I was going to say it myself.

Wow, that's a good T-shirt. -touché, touché.

-touché, touché. How many units do you think we can move? I see a lot of people at at wrapping their touché, touché shirt.

Yeah, the nice hat hat really went over.

Whoever Jeremy's fans are.

Would would His wife doesn't listen.

-a touché touché shirt.

There you go.

That's also a good name for an arrogant French argument show.

Show. Touchey-taché.

I'm not Get on that. Yeah, get.

On that. Premiering after your opinion of my opinion is your opinion.

It is such a good name for a show. The The is real, though, Chris, so that you know. And The Hurt comes from here. Your father, as I have- He.

Knows knows right.

That's what they're telling me -have dedicated himself to a craft that he will die caring about. He's dedicated his life to it. It might be the thing your father does best and one of the few things that your father can take a real professional pride in. For 50 years has been a journalist in this market who's mattered, and that his kids, that he couldn't even interest them when they're interested in the team.

Team. That he could not not I would push back on that. Articles about the Marlin, I'm not reading. I wasn't reading all your columns, but I would read Marlin columns. I think it's unfair what you're doing there. Okay. Thank you.

What a moment. I don't argue back and forth.

My opinion to your.

Opinion opinion is strong.

Is more important than yours.

That doesn't work. You don't know how to do this if you don't argue back and forth. My opinion is more important than your opinion. You can't end with that. I'm fine.

I don't care whether or not he says that he used to read my Marlin's columns occasionally when I think he didn't. Didn't. Going to defer to his opinion because he's saying it.

It's just frustrating for Dan because you were more passionate about this conversation in the kitchen than you are. Are.

Hurt. What is your opinion of his opinion?

It is your opinion. But your opinion is the more important opinion. We've established that. That.

Yeah.

Touché. Well, Mike, your opinion is wrong because we have at least one buyer of that shirt. It's Cynthia in the other room.

There you go. Go. Touché.

Touché. Right.

Right. Touché. That's a good.

Shirt, too. Chris, we're making a note. Let's get the touché, touché shirt in the Greg Greg merch merch store before Leviton.

Why would that with our show.

He just wants money wherever it falls. Certainly, Stugach recognizes that.

Of.

Course, I do. I got to pay for my mascot.

Put it up there. You get a couple of hundred bucks.

Who knows? Another shirt that we stumbled upon on Thanksgiving that my dad was like, We should put that on the site. Was somebody misspoke? What is a Freudian slip when you switch words? He was like, Everything's butter with butter.

Yeah, my Uncle Dick said that. The famous Uncle Dick.

Uncle Dick was like, Everything's butter with butter. My dad's like, That's.

A shirt. Hey, you talk. Give me two.

I've got some football stuff for you on your opinion isn't as important as my my I've got the better opinion. My opinions are the opinions are the.

Important opinions. Can we make this show, please?

And that's your opinion. We've been doing it for many years.

Featuring Featuring McCoy.

Shady.

And Eric Davis.

Somebody writes in here. Every other episode of this podcast devolves into on how dangerous NFL football is. We get it, Dan. Yeah, I understand.

That we get it. Who said said that, Everybody. It was.

In 2015 shows. What are they talking about?

No, the hip drop tackle. We took it out.

What was interesting to me about last night's night's Mike Ryan has been telling you, Man, Man, you see that he was throwing 1.3 air air Do you see that the offense, the passes are shorter than they've been since the '70s? Tom braided, older voice is saying, Football is mediocre now. Aaron Rogers, older voice is saying, Yeah, I agree with him. This is shit. It's not the way braided and Rogers play. It's shit. Then last night, night, right, right, quarterback. They're on three in Minnesota. You can't keep them healthy. They're on three. Oh, he's the terrible one. That was a nice story for a couple of weeks. Linsanity. Yeah, he's terrible, though. That's why you can't count on that.

Because he's terrible. The past or not. That's correct. Came back to Earth.

And lost to a team that didn't score a touchdown. That's the first time that's happening. I don't know forever.

He lost to to man. It's over.

Over. Flores loses his lawsuit every week when when plays well. He's allowed 10 points the last couple of weeks, 0 and 2. That has.

To suck. Losing it every single week. Every week.

I used to like his defense when it was with the Dolphins. Now it just looks okay. It's blitz everyone every play. Got it. It.

Bear's three and one in in prime If you're someone who only watches at night, night, you a day job. You haven't heard about about anything, like, You think the bears are great. They're one in seven at all other times.

If you don't watch on Sundays.

Justin Fields didn't. I saw Rich Rich at some point put out a tweet that Justin Fields, an electric athlete, somebody we want to watch. Average passing yard attempt, less than than 0.8 at one point in that game. 0.8, not even a yard at one point in that game. Just dump, dump, dump because you can't keep the quarterbacks healthy because because there too many athletes. They're violent. It's an injured sport. Everybody, I can only throw one yard.

The defenses are good.

Or I'm C.

J. Strowd. Yeah, floor is defense.

Really good. That guy never throws one yard, ever.

I feel like I could average more than one air yard per attempt just by catching a snap and throwing it somewhere.

Just Just it?

It's not going.

To be 0.8 yards.

That's.

Impossible. Joe Buck, who told us last week there's no way they flex the game out, ended that broadcast by saying, And that game is over, thankfully. I went to Aitken.

That was was Aitken, you thankfully.

Aitken.

Aitken.

Yes. Great.