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How many Zagaki do we now have around here? Because Tony Zagaki is rivaling Mike's complicated legacy Zagaki. Thank you, Don. For quality of content.

-15, 10, 5.

Chris Cody is trying to get into the mix here so that we can create finally an angelic chorus of Zagaki.

If you have three, do you have one?

It's pretty good, man. For yours to make Tony's laugh, I want to hear a debate between all of them.

At one point. Do we have a bro Zagaki?

That's you, Roy.

Williams and Cadillac. Maybe.

I don't know.

Okay. Maybe it's easy to do.

Probably.

Don't give away.

The trade secrets.

Dan, why don't you try? No. No. I don't want to try. But I drove home yesterday, and I'm spinning through.

The satellite. Brozygaki is a.

Good bit. It is a good bit. I want all of them talking amongst each other at some point. I wouldn't think that the complicated legacy Joe Zagaki, would like Bro Zagaki.

What are you doing?

I'm fine. We're all one, Dan. We are all-Publicly, I like him. Unity. It's on the back of the helmet for a reason.

It's well said. I'm driving home and.

On the- I am good with everything. I am an ally. I'm good with them getting jobs, provided that they are as experienced as other people. We don't have to make special exceptions. Come on now. It's got a point.

I'm trying to... And them agreeing? People say we live in an echo chamber, that our show has too much of an echo chamber. Them like hard... Just say it.

Sometimes you're insulting Eric, the enemy.

Them having a hardy agreement-Making a lot of good points. That's such a good show. We don't have a pipeline right now to conservative audience. We could get it by- You.

Know you want to hire Dan Levin? Hire Dan Levin. What's a problem?

So I'm driving home, okay? And there are seven or eight satellite sports channels, and the one that it's on is a college channel that says Spin the Wheel, and they're spinning a wheel of serious topics. And oddly enough, they spun it and Michigan, Ohio State came up, and then they talked about that game. I'd like to spin the wheel, our wheel, with complicated legacy, Joe Zagaki, and his chorus of Zagaki. Is it possible that we can bring out our wheel so that the complicated legacy, Zagaki, can make a fully flourishing peacock appearance on the show, debute, not to our audience, but as a signature character on our show with his own segment?

Yes, provided that I can pick the topics.

Well, what's the wheel? The wheel chooses the topics.

Yes, but I put the topics on the wheel and.

We spin it.

Right. And it's presented to you by Gus Machado Ford. If you buy a Ford, buy it from Gus.

Okay, spin the wheel. You want to tell us what the topics are?

By the way, you.

Can use these topics for your Thanksgiving dinner. Great conversation starters. Noche Buena, too. It's my favorite holiday. Everyone knows, of course, this is when the Indians willingly gave over the country to the white man. And we gave them measles.

That's historically accurate.

That's in the books that are allowed in this state. Spin the wheel.

Only white meat for me. What are the topics?

Wow, incredible. Wait, what are the topics?

What are the total topics?

Three topics on this wheel. It's more of a triangle. Just three. Wow. Let's say, Ichiro. You're not going to... It does say, Hichiro Suzuki. What? We'll begin with you, Dan. Dan, what do you make of.

Hichiro.

Suzuki throwing nine shutout innings, striking out nine against a high school girls team in Japan?

I wish I could partner with a betting site that would offer a million dollars to any of our listeners.

Oh, no, that's topic number two.

Wait a minute. What do.

You mean? A patriot has offered one million to any high school boys team to face the Las Vegas Aces. That was topic two. Again, try these out at Thanksgiving dinner. They're great conversation starters. And finally, topic three.

Wait a minute, but we're going to spin the wheel. You're not- You're not- You're.

Not- And you gave me no take on Ichiro, dominating a 50-year-old man.

Documented. I believe he is 50. He threw a complete game. He is 50, right? Ichiro, he's not a pitcher. He's got a giant arm. He's more than 50. Isn't he older than 50? Is he just turned 50, I think, of Ichiro.

50 years old.

Okay.

Big arm. My grand pappy would be really angry at me when I say this, but Japan has it figured out.

Roy, I need, bro Zagaki, to stay in character, please. I'm trying to talk to a chorus of Zagaki's here. I'm sorry.

This.

Isn't exactly Blake Snell. Come on, ladies. Come on. Let's be serious. Do you want to talk about a patriot ponying up one million dollars?

No?

All right, final topic.

Wait, I don't think you explained.

Correctly enough. Final topic here. And, Dan, I believe this is a call you can champion with your platform. Jim Merce has lodged a complaint. I'm listening. He feels he was racially profiled by the authorities.

Racially.

Profiled? Yes, as a white billionaire. His words, actual topic.

For having cash and opiates in the back of his car?

Allegedly, Dan. Allegedly. Notorializing. It could have been vitamins. And those drugs are fine, provided a doctor gives them to you. We're talking about white color.

What about the 20-.

Free drugs, though. Stop that.

-$1,000 in cash, or.

However much.

It's like Jim Merce having a 10 lying around.

Come on.

You want to talk about that? You're always keeping.

Up for.

The athletes when they're talking to... By the way, Kelly Ubra lied.

He was profiled by authorities.

It.

Appears like he lied.

Possibly having thousands of dollars in cash and drugs in his car.

He can't find the car.

They just assume. I mean, I do just assume that a white billionaire does have that lying around.

So you don't want to talk, Kelly U'Bray? I don't know if people have the guts.

Why are you pointing at the camera?

You're pointing at the camera. Because I'm pointing to ESPN.

Do you have the guts to ESPN?

They've gone all awoke. Kelly U'Bray clearly lying, allegedly. Are you familiar with.

The story? There's video, yes.

There's a ring video doorbell.

I have no idea. Can we talk about how T. M. Z. Got the ring video doorbell? Let's talk. That is like, come on. This is an.

Inside job. Who is the insider? What are the roots of this story? How is it that Kelly Huberay is now just being associated with a story that is him not necessarily looking like he was hit while riding around on.

A bicycle. So Kelly Ubre has found a nice little lane. Thank you, Joe, for the topic.

Joe really got us started there. I was hoping to hear more from Joe on those.

Three topics. It seems like every time he talked to you, you had nothing for him on these big, meaty, juicy topics.

I thought the point of it was.

For- You fancy yourself a critical thinker, yet you're afraid of certain hard-hitting topics. Put yourself out there. Too truthful. Truth hurts.

The thing that hurt me in this segment is I really did think that this was a showcase for Joe Zagaki and Bro Zagaki and all the Joe Zagaki to give me their opinions on those things. I didn't think I was needed in this particular segment. I thought it was a segment featuring the complicated legacy Joe Zagaki.

I'd say it was right. Typical of the media. Should we all go at once? We're spinning, SpinZone, Dan Levitard, SpinMaster. Yes, I think. Michael Indel wins a ruling. We don't hear about it. We don't want to talk about it when he wins.

You're really talking to that camera. You are really playing to that.

Camera right now. He's talking to you, Don. Talking to you, Don. Don Levitard.

Kelly Ubre, who's found a nice little niche for himself, a nice little role player for Philadelphia, 3D guy. He's playing pretty well for them. Then came the report that he was injured in a hit and run, hurt his chest in a hit and run accident. That was a report. The details were a little weird at the time. Not a lot there. A couple of days later, the police come out with a statement saying the local authorities come out with a statement saying, we have no evidence of this happening. There's no car that we've seen. We've scanned the traffic light, cameras, and we haven't seen this alleged incident. Then comes a TMZ sports post, a ring video doorbell of Kelly Ubrae entering his home with a BMX bike. Now, I've learned since that Kelly Ubre is reputed to be a BMX rider, loves riding his bike, and there has since been reported details in his contract that say if he gets hurt riding this bike, there's language in his contract that says he'd be subject to some penalty, could potentially avoid the contract. It certainly benefits Kelly Ubre to keep up appearances that he was hit by a car because the evidence would suggest that he injured himself in a bike accident.

However, what is interesting to me here is how ESBN has covered it. They've been very careful to not mention these other theories out there. Initially, I was paying attention on what the bottom line was saying. That initially it went from he claimed to have been hit by a car to now they're definitively saying Ubre was hit by a vehicle. That's changed because while they didn't come out and say there was this whole other theory out there, they dance around it and protected themselves. Now they, the Sixers and Kelly Ubre are all holding this line that it was a car. Now it very well may have been a car. It could have been a car, and the ring video doorbell is circums substantial. But why the change? Why does it benefit everybody if it wasn't? I know why it benefits Kelly Ubrae. I don't understand why ESBN is shying away from the conversation. Journalistically, they may just decide there is not enough there. But if I want to put on my aluminum hat and see how ESBN has covered the Sixters who have given them a great deal of information and how the James Harden trade request was treated as opposed to the Damian Lillard one, I'm confused as to how this one is being covered, because there seems to be enough there to explore some of these.

Other scenarios. Not being covered.

Yeah. I don't understand why we're not having that conversation about Kelly Hubert. This is something that is exclusively living in comment sections at.

This point. Well, what can be discussed responsibly there without being reckless speculation? Because you've been careful with what some of your language is here. Who has motive to make sure that all of this looks one way? Like who's being protected? Yourhere, you're making the allegation that something is not journalistically sound here. As ESPN has to tell its insiders, Hey, you're not allowed to gamble. That's not allowed anymore. As we've seen what the insiders do in news gathering stuff that'll make you uncomfortable journalistically because still ESPN remains in the journalism business, but they don't have to. They don't have to do everything ethically.

Right. Well, right now, there are rumors abound and circumstantial evidence suggesting that an NBA player made up, getting hit by a car. I think that's an interesting talking point, and it's being totally avoided altogether.

Don't labor tard. I even told you guys that on my honeymoon in Africa, the hot air balloon caught fire. What?

Yes. What?

Stoolgots. There are animals beneath you, animals that can eat you. I look up and the balloon itself has a hole that is growing because it is on fire. The guy seemed like it wasn't the scariest thing in the world.

That's the key. It's like looking at the flight attendant, making sure if they're not panicked, you're good.

They were not panicked, but we absolutely did crash land near some dung. But the basket ended up sideways, just spilling us out into the African plane. What? Yes. The basket's supposed to land flat. It did not land flat. It landed and then went to its side and spit us out, and my head ended up near some fresh animal dung of some sort.

When does poop graduate to dung?

When you're in the African plane. This is the Dan.

Levator Show with the Stugats.

Stugats.

Yo.

Want to go ATS?

Oh, do I ever?

Oh, my God. We're all doing really well in this game, except for Dan, who we ruled no longer eligible for the grand prize.

But a big weekend. So many games to choose from. Dan's not eligible?

No, he's still in it. What? No, he's out. Striking distance.

No, he's not even within that. What about.

The Moneyball League?

Because you're looking at possible points.

Remaining at this moment. I got an email from DraftKings and they're like, Stop letting Dan do it. Wow.

That's so bad.

I'm coming around on the music. I've got to admit. It's great. I am coming around on the music. It's great. It's great.

It's great. I am coming around on the music. It's time for….

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Bro Zagaki. Singing is where we had... The lane for Bro Zagaki was singing his thoughts.

Against.

The spread. Maybe it was.

I was singing. When you sign up on the app for a limited-time offer for new customers, that's at DraftKings sportsbook. Dan, we're skipping your ass. What? Yeah. No, I don't want to hear his bad pitch.

Give him a shot.

Dan, will.

You not only- Welcome to him at.

The end. Will you not only pick a winner, but promise to deliver your winner in the proper enthusiastic voice.

Everyone better.

Hedge this to- This. Until death do you part.

Okay, I will attempt. I will attempt in the spirit of Thanksgiving, in the spirit of camaraderie, in the spirit of work families who talk things through and differences are set aside because there is love in the air during the spirit.

Of Christmas. It was a simple yes.

Or no. John Smith will love.

That, Dan.

Yeah. Thank you, Christ.

Seagust.

Kick us off. In honor of Christ.

I will, Mike. Amen. This weekend, you know what's happening? The game is happening. The game. Michigan, Ohio State, Ann Arbor. I've never believed in Ohio State the entire year. I think Michigan is the best team in the country. I'm including Alabama. Michigan, minus three and a half. I am taking the Wolfarines.

Against.

The.

Syringes.

What.

About Georgia? Good. What about them? Just they're not in the conversation. Something's off in Athens.

I don't know what it is, but. The Bulldogs. It hasn't looked very off.

They've won 30 straight regular-season games. Looks pretty on.

Right now. It looks off the first eight minutes of that ball game. They love.

Falling behind seven They spot.

You seven. Yes. And then as I mentioned- Tear your hearts up. -then when I've bet the other side, it's second quarter. It's 24-7 now, and they've got the ball at the 19-yard line of the other team. That's been the whole season. They've got.

Something called Mcconkey running.

Into the end zone. I keep betting something's a note off on Georgia, and it's like, Oh, no, it isn't. No, there goes my money. Wood-hoo! They're out of Tennessee. What? They're getting nine. Come on. Oh, look out. Oh, they're not going to score anymore at all. Okay, I'm sorry.

I'm tempted to take Georgia Tech here after that set-up. I will pass. Speaking of something not being right, something is not right at Arrowhead Stadium. I just don't like these Kansas City Chiefs right now, and I'm sure they'll figure out their offense, but not this week. That is too many points in the Kansas City Chiefs historically not good at covering big spreads. Antonio pierce has those Las Vegas Raiders clicking on all cylinders or firing.

Are they clicking or firing on all-.

They're firing on all cylinders.

Are they? Yeah. Are they? Are you sure? They're a 3-0 ATS with Antonio pierce. I think he will remain perfect ATS. I'm taking the raiders against.

The.

Threat. Bro Zagaki, you're next. All right, the Boston Bruins are playing. That's Roy. Yeah, that's me.

Yeah. That's not The.

Boston Bruins are playing the Florida Panthers tonight. The Panthers aren't home. They are.

That's Kermit the frog now.

Bro Z.

It's got to be a limited impersonation. It's a.

Limited impersonation.

Kermit the frog here.

The Boston Bruins are playing the Florida Panthers tonight. The Panthers are a home dog on the puck line by a goal and a half. The Panthers is the.

Puck line. No, I was saying an underdog at home. The Panthers are good. We know they're good. Don't disrespect.

The Panthers. Very slight, but he's taking puck line. He's laying some juice.

Yes. Down the middle, Roy.

Well, hold on. Isn't this going to be the basis of your pre-game show today? Yes, we will. Don't give away the goods now.

Okay. Pick a.

Different game, man.

I actually have to say this. Yeah, you're calling the game. You can't pick it. Yes. Alexander Balkoff would not play.

Marky. What? It makes you emotional.

Despite that fact, I'm going with the Panthers against.

The.

Spread.

Come on.

All.

Right, now give us a chance. We'll do it altogether. Go ahead. Three, two, one.

Again.

Come.

On, man.

I got.

To own it.

I got to own it? How am I going to own it when you guys are not.

Helping me? If we stop, you stay strong. I'll do it. You guys, I'll stop here. It's calledThe Miami Hurricans. I know, I thought. I was showing.

God damn it.

All right. Toning.

Dan.

Your fake.

The Miami Hurricans. Dan, I'm not done.

The Miami Hurricans heading to Boston College. They are giving eight points.

The Boston College Eagles.

The Boston College.

Did you not know that they were the Eagles?

The Golden Eagles. I love Eagles. I got caught. The Boston College. Thank you.

Miami is giving eight points and I will be taking the Miami Huricans for.

A legacy game for Mario Cristobal. Let me see. Back to you, Don. Minus eight.

You're going with the Homer Pick. We're going.

With the Homer Pick.

I thought he.

Was taking the PC for a second.

No, hold on. Legacy game for Mario Cristobal. He needs this one.

Worse than ever. We're taking the.

Miami Huricans. Against the spread.

The timing is a little off there.

Chris Cody. Back to you.

Josh O'Row. Dolphins, minus 10.

Not a Homer. Homer pick, another Homer pick.

Lock it up. I just realized it is a triple header on Friday. You start your day off with the Cains, midday portion, Miami Dolphins, and then you close out your wonderful Black Friday with the Cesta cyclones. Talk dirty to me. Taking on the Dehata Devils. Cesta cyclones can basically clench a playoff spot on Friday.

What do you mean basically? Can they or can't they?

Because if they get blank, it's not what most of the points. Isn't the.

Friday night game in college football? Is it like Virginia, Virginia Tech or something? Isn't it always one of those football games? I know it's not local. Talking about the Cesta cyclones. I know. I don't want you to talk about the Cessna, cyclones. I want you to talk about how.

Friday-is that who you're going against?

It's Oregon State this year. The Civil War.

I have thoughts on the Civil War.

Yeah.

Which side were you on?

Do you? I'm surprised that wasn't up on the wheel. Your thoughts on the Civil War. I'm surprised that we didn't get to that. Do you have to get to mine? Are we done?

No, Billy.

Top Dog. I'm going to take the giants plus three and a half against the Patriots. I saw something in Tommy de Vito.

Again.. I thought.

You.

Might.

Guessvoting for Bill Belichick is turned into a coach you're not trusting after a by-week.

That against the giants and Tommy DeVito. That's against Tommy DeVito. But the giants are not favored.

They're under- No, plus three and a half.

Plus three and a half, right? He likes the points.

He likes Belichick to keep him from out. He's very good at this. Right now, I checked the Sandings, he is top dog. Really? He is top dog.

How in God's name- The Duke. -are we in a situation where you don't trust Bill Belichick against DeVito? That people out here, I understand that the patriots- They're bad. -don't look very good to you, but doesn't… What is Belichick taking away from the giant if he's taking away one thing?

He's taking away Say quotho.

You don't trust. You don't trust. Okay, so that leaves you with DeVito.

Yeah, and he's been great.

No.

He's just having a.

Good day. He had a glimmer.

What's Belly being working with? You know what I mean?

Spork. You're the host of God.

You're three touchdowns, no exceptions.

You're the host of.

God, blessed foot. Listen, he's.

Been really good. Dan, are you picking the Patriots, Gians game? Is that what it is? Is that what you're doing? Because you're providing a lot of analysis on that. If that's your pick against this bread, I'd.

Be happy. Who is the quarterback of? Is it Zappy? Who is playing quarterback for?

It's a non-Tom braided.

Sounds like you're scared now.

No, I'm not. Dan has the Patriots.

No, I'm taking the Patriots.

We're giving.

Them the Patriots. I'm taking the Patriots.

All right, deliver it, sir. Come on.

One, two, three. I've got the Patriots. Can I can't buy the half point? I can't buy that. No. Minus three and a half against.

The.

Truth. -oh, no.

It's good music. I do like it. I have to salute you. Speaking of football, Stugatz, on the way in today, I heard Mike Florio create a totally new category for in the mix, in the hunt, and he just invented it right on the spot. Really? Yes, I knew you'd be excited about this. Very excited. Mike Florio has said that if Washington had won last week against the very great Tommy DeVito, they would be, quote, dangerously close to the fringes of the playoff conversation. Wow! And you quote, dangerously close to the fringes of the play. What a category. But if they won, if they had to win. But they didn't. They did not win. So they're not there. No, but they were dangerously... It's a new category. But it's not O-L-I. If they had won last week, they'd be dangerously close to the fringes of the.

Playoff conversation. Not dangerously close to the conversation.

To the.

Fringes of the conversation. If they'd.

Won last week, right? If they'd won last week, they did not because the commanders are confusing. Even though Tony falls in love every weekend with a different Sam Howe. Every weekend you fall in.

Love with. It's the same Sam Howe. The problem is he has different sides of him. He's like two-faced, where it's like one week you look at Sam Howe and he's like, Dude, he's amazing. The other week he has four FOMO 17 and 800 sacks.

Yeah. He's beenWhat can I do bad? He's been sacked like 60 times.

He holds the ball too long. Sometimes. No, often. The problem with Sam Howe largely is he's not being decisive enough. He looks fine when he's just throwing into that Franken Thomas in that one place where you can hit a six, seven person. Six yards for pass. That's right. But he's often getting sacked because that's also covered because it's Logan Thomas. He leads.

The NFL in passing Yorditch.

That's what Tony throwing at. That's what Tony fall in love with. But a buddy throws interceptions and also takes a ton of sacks, and you can't have all of those things be the same thing, or you're dangerously close to the fringes of the playoff conversation only if you'd beaten Tommy DeVito, which you didn't.

You know who is now dangerously close to the fringes of the playoff conversation? Who? Denver. They are. They are now dangerously close. They're not-.

They won this week.

Well, they won last week. Why is.

He here?

Why is he a bucking bronco? What happened?

Like once you pop, you can't stop. Is that right?

Allegedly.

Is that true? No, this one's confirmed.

Dangerously close broncos? I believe the broncos are in the mix. I believe they've graduated to in.

The mix. Well, they're five and five like everyone else.

But they're in the hunch. I agree. That doesn't mean dangerously close to the fringes of the playoff conversation. That's Washington if they beat in New York. That means in the mix. That's firmly in the mix.

I think if Vegas won last week, they'd be dangerously close to the fringe conversation.

-yeah. No, they'd be six and five and better than the Broncos. They'd be in the hunt.

Firmly in the hunt. That's a fair point, but.

They lost. Who do you like this week? Broncos or Browns?

For the fringes, huh?

The Browns are not in.

The fringe. The Browns are not good. The Browns aren't going anywhere. Get out of here. The Browns are in the play box. What?

Not how this game works.

They're the five.

Stop it.

They're.

The five. Project a little bit. The Browns, they're.

Seven and three.

Yeah, they're not good. We're definitely making that. The Browns.

Doesn't understand the game.

What? La Libertard. I heard the hotel industry is moving away from providing shampoo and soap.

Don't get me started on them. Do not get me started on hotels and.

The stuff that they do. What they take from me, I feel like I'm entitled to take something from them. Thank you, Billy.

They're going to throw away the shampoo. They're going to throw away the soap. I'm not even talking about that. I'm talking about the sheets, and I'm talking about the towels. Stugats. Oh, we really care about the environment. So please hang up your towels. Get out of here. You just don't want to wash these towels because it's going to cost you money to wash these towels. All right, this whole thing about you're saving the whales or you're saving the turtles or whatever because I put my towel on a hanger, it is so full of it. You just don't want to give me fresh towels every day. Just call it what it is. Tell me you don't want to give me fresh towels. I'm still going to throw it on the floor. I feel like water is a renewable resource. You're not really saving the ocean by using water to clean my towel, are you? Am I missing something? What am I missing? Nail right on the head. Am I missing something? The end of the story. This is the Dan Levator Show with the Stugats.

I.

Have a massive announcement. Really? For this show. Yeah. It concerns every single one of you. Really? No, I'm not talking about Max.

We should have had a massive announcement yesterday. We underplayed that. That's a big deal that all of a sudden an hour of ours is going to be on Max.

Yeah, that's real cool.

Are you getting paid more or what's.

Happening there? We'll have those discussions later, Sue.

All.

Right, cool.

I thought that was a big announcement. Yeah.

You know what? Itried. Can I reveal something? Can I reveal something that happened on my headphones, a private conversation that I was having with Sue Gauts on the air? You can. We were talking about it.

Were you asking me?

Like all.

These side-What if I said no? You're good.

For it. This is on brand.

I am totally good for this. I know the exact conversation we were.

Talking about. We were talking about all these alternate broadcasts that are very in vogue right now about the McAfee, watch parties, the Kevin Hart potentially, Manningcast, and Sugots told me my headphones while we were having a conversation. It's like, This is a great opportunity to promote ours. I was like, Yeah, wait, our what? Our what? Our what? It's like our broadcasts. I'm like, What are you talking about? He thought with these Miller Light reads that I had been doing that I was promoting the Monash Football Watch party was something that we'd be doing here in the studio on providing an alternate broadcast. When I thought it was very clear, we're having a party. Right.

We're having a party. Yep.

Here are the details on the party.

I thought it was a watch-along.

Yeah, we're going to be watching the game. It's going to be awkward if that game gets flexed out. I'm going to need Will Levis to look like Dan Marino.

Have you seen the other games on the schedule that week?

There's some beauties on there.

You.

Don't want to take off the dolphins.

There's two Monday Night Football games that week, so we should be safe.

December 11th, 2023. No matter who's playing that night, we certainly hope it's a Miami Dolphins. Miller Light and dollar shave Club are giving you the opportunity to come party with us. We had our contest. So many people signed up, so there's a lot of interest.

Free.

We are giving you a free party to hang out with us. And it's all going down in Dolphins Mall. Dolphins Mall, there is this great space I checked it out over the weekend called Vivo Miami with an outdoor stage, two brand new great.

Sports bars. That's old school Miami, man. And an old mall. That's getting it done right there. Not old mall. I mean, a very new mall. A very.

International mall, maybe. Yeah, you're thinking international.

A Mall of the America.

Oh, the Omni.

Midway Mall. The Omni. You're wrong here.

You're just wrong. It's brand new. The mall in general is an old concept. Forgive me. Just the concept of the mall is old.

My bad. Yeah, we'll offer up that conceit. Malls are an old concept.

Malls are old, yes. This mall.

Is very new. That's definitely a new mall. This mall is new, and this wing of the mall is especially new, brand spanking new. And spank and knew. We're opening it. No, we're not opening it, Tony. But you.

Can- It was a soft launch before we got there. Right. Now we're.

Opening it. Now it's a heart launch.

They have. Come watch Jags Browns with us.

No, not Jacks Brown. Right now, it's presently decided to be Titans Dolphins.

The brown stink.

Hopefully. That's a little harsh. They're pretty feisty. We. It's free to the public. All ages, all ages, folks, come on out here. I'm expecting this to be packed.

We are not doing mosque this year. That was something that we did with my brother. This is the party we're having around the holidays this year.

Come watch Bill's Chiefs.

That's the game. That's the game. We hope it's the Dolphins.

We hope it's the Bill's and Chiefs, actually.

That's fine, too. It has been a very long time since we haven't had a free to the public, all ages party. There's usually been ticketed events to this, or we've had because of capacity issues had to close it off. This is your first opportunity in a really long time to watch a game with us, hang out with us, celebrate the show. We're doing it deep in the heart of Dave County and Doral. That's right. All right, we're doing this in Dolphins Mall. We hope to see you all there. It's happening December 11th, and it all comes brought to you by Miller Light and Dolor Shave Club. So excited to go out there and touch the people.

Mike Ryan had awkward conversations trying to get Dave Wandstead to try and do a came-out video in endorsement of our football musical. Right. And all I heard of his part of the conversation, Dave Wandstat was asking a lot of questions from the golf course off-off because he was used to our show Making Fun of Him, and he distrusts our motives. So I heard Mike Ryan not apologizing for, but explaining that Wani Mustache is the restaurant that we opened that had chicken fingers the shape of mustaches, and was meant to celebrate the fact that he had a vanilla offense with no nuts and we put it on the menu. That he was explaining to him that we were not making fun of Dave Wansow.

It was a tribute.

When we do watch parties, we try to do them correctly, and Wani McStash was just a theme for a party. That's all we were doing there creatively.

I'm.

Following along. And a great theme. Yeah. I mean, perhaps our best event ever.

Yeah, we are trying to see where Dan goes with this.

Hold on. But we haven't done this in a while, and we're going to open a restaurant to do a watch party, and this is what we're doing in the spirit of Wani McStash is we are doing a watch party with our audience.

That, I believe, was 17 years ago. Yeah, that was a long time. We turned a quarter deck into Wani McStash.

You're resurrecting the spirit of it.

Yes, 17 years later. We got there. That's the spirit I'm trying to resurrect. Thank you, Dan, for the vine. Hey, we got goodie bags. We'll be giving stuff away. There's a nice stage, a Miller Light stage.

You could meet Davethat stat. Yes. No. Well, then I.

Completely.

Was surprised. But we will be giving away the grand prize- Which is? -to the lead dog of a game. Really? That's a massive prize.

What is it?

They'll also be alive after the game with Roy.

Yes.

And David Jork at the Hockey News. And it's a mystery prize. We will all find out together at the very same moment.

I don't know what it is. You keep saying it's a mystery.

Billy is in the lead right now?

Billy is in the lead.

I don't like mystery.

But you were right there. You're right there, too.

Wow.

All right. Everybody but Dan has a shot.

Billy, can you please tell me.

Of- Maybe it's stable onset.

Maybe that's a surprise. Can you please tell me of the stupid thing growing or not growing in your fridge?

Oh, yeah. I mean, punchline is ruined. I don't know if you guys see these things on social media that you think I got to try that. I fell for one of those, and I currently am working on something that I fully know is not going to work whatsoever.

Let's work backwards on this. What could be growing in his fridge?

Okay. I know it's growing in my fridge.

One of those out-of-control potatoes.

You're putting in your fridge. You've got marijuana growing in the cold. -i was going to say, you.

Know how to grow marijuana. Okay, I know. You grow it, then you keep it fresh in the fridge. I've heard that, but that's not how it's done. Trust me. Tumberware.

-i don't. Maybe.

-i'm using.

Tupperware, too. Listen, I'm a catering guy. -just to dry it out?

-it's a glass of plastic. -what part of the process is this?

Just trust me, okay? I think we can't trust you. If we've learned nothing else around this show, you're not to.

Be trusted. It's the dry out. With weed, I can be trusted.

Dry-out phase. You guys have never tried hacks that you see on Instagram, Twitter, TikTok, any of those?

I've tried a bunch, Billy. Why are you looking.

Directly at me? No, I'm just asking the room. I'm curious because I'm going to be made fun of when I admit what it is that I'm currently cooking up in my fridge.

I've got something in my fridge right now that is a potion that I created. A potion?

Yeah, a potion.

You have a potion in your fridge?

I have a potion in my fridge.

Like a witch?

For what?

Yeah. What I did was, as you did on social media, you saw something and I was like, Hey, you know what? I have the ingredients to do this thing. It was supposed to be— Dan, I feel like you can connect with this, a holistic cough remedy potion—onion.

What you do is you take an entire onion and you chop it up and you put it in a Mason jar. It makes you cry. No, and then you take honey and then you squeeze a ton of honey in it. It's supposed to make this potion between the onions and the healing properties of the onion with the honey. It's supposed to soothe the sore throats, and coughs, and stuff like that. It's a natural remedy.

My mother passed down from Auella is apple, cider, and honey. But if you get a scratch in your throat, it's some organic Latin recipe for curation. Exactly.

It was reported in my head that it's supposed to be garlic, so you may have used the wrong ingredients.

No, that's for a different thing. No, that's for a different thing. Got it. There's two. You can have a garlic one, you can have a.

Honey one. But this is different than Billy's thing. Different potion. But that's not a... You're okay.

Do you have a vial that you have it in?

No, it's like a Mason jar. It's like a big Mason jar with a.

Screw top. Speaking of Mason jars, guys, if you want to ever save your fruits, I'm very big on the mom hacks on Instagram right now. I mom hack the crap out of things. So like strawberries, blueberry, they all go bad very quickly. But if you slice them up, you clean them, and then you put them in a Mason jar, they'll last two weeks. Save some money.

You don't have to buy. -what's in your fridge, Billy?

Right now I'm currently trying to grow a gummy bear to be the size of a Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade float, because that's what I've seen has happened. Yeah, you put a gummy bear in this little thing of water, and then you put some salt, and then it grows 800 times the size.

Some salt? Is there any measurements, or it's just eyeballing the world.

That's why I was skeptical. There weren't clear instructions. It was just like, put a gummy bear in, then you pull some salt, and then a five-pound gummy bear comes out of there.

Are you hoping to get home to get bursting out of your fridge?

I'm worried that it's going to grow and blow up my fridge, and then my wife will be like, What just a... Because we.

Just-that's more dangerous than what Greg Cody does.

Well, it's fake also. What I've learned very quickly is that clearly these videos are doctorate, and.

They just client. This one is not doctorate. Thank you, Video team, for immediately emerging with the video of a barefoot-Why is that chair there? -greg Cody, frying his turkey. This is going to be again tomorrow. See, that is close to the boiling oil. Look at the low. How slow.

He's lowering. You're right about the male scraping the asphalt. It's like the Raptors in Jurassic Park. When I get into the kitchen, it just starts going...

If you look really closely, you see the orange cone behind it. It's just the most useless cone in history. That's way too close. It should be on the other side, blocking people from- Preventing them from getting there. It's just the most useless.

Cone ever. My favorite part about this video is the one gigantic piece of oil that comes out of there and just narrowly misses his foot.

And he thinks all of this is safe. Look at the battering that casuela has taken, by the way. Holy shit. That thing has been in the.

Flight for a second to the feet. That's where the flavor is. -that's where the flavor is. -for a second to the feet.

The fact that that's on the outside tells you this isn't as safe as you seem to think it is.

It's not safe at all. A lot of overflowing.

We've only done it every year for 12.

Years, but you're right, not safe at all. The feet are not proportional. The barefoot part of it- He's like all feet. It is a.

Thick.

Foot. Where's the ankle? He's got those. It goes straight from.

The knee to the bottom of the foot.

If you told me that that was a Hollywood prosthetic, I'd.

Believe you. In a horror movie.

It doesn't fit the rest of.

His body. No, a Hollywood prosthetic in a.

Horror movie. He wouldn't even feel it if the oil hit.

That foot. You know what? You're right. The oil would whimper and go someplace else. The oil would be like, That is too rotten of place for.

Me to exist. The symbiot, Venom suit.

The bottom of that foot hasn't been cleaned in so many years. It's been walking across this dirty garage.

If I just showed you a picture of Greg Cody's feet, you'd assume you're looking at a giant. A gargoyle. Yeah.

Oh, a gargoyle.

This is Bowband's foot, clearly.

I can't believe I'm saying this. I'm the only one that would know it. His feet are very soft.

What? They are. Oh, my God. I would imagine that.

That's impossible.

That's impossible. He had the.

Most.

Experience.

I've touched them twice. I know, but reptilian. Was it at the turk off? You touched his feet at the circle turn. Next month. You touched his feet at the circle turn. Next month. Is that right? That's lovely.

Come out to our event 17 years ago at the quarter-dead performing.

The Stash. The spirit of mustaches. The spirit of mustaches.