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This is the Dan Levatore Show with the You Got Spotcast.

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That's right. It's time for Thursday Thunder, and it is brought to you by DraftKings. Stay tuned because you'll hear more about DraftKings and all it has to offer throughout the show. Draftkings, the Crown is yours. Juju Gatti was in the lab cooking it up for us today.

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Man, you already know what time it is, man.

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We are 16 and three over the last couple of bets.

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You feel me?

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We've been missing by one leg the last couple of weeks, so hopefully I'll get to make it up to you right now. First leg, I'm going with the Bluebloods.

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Bluebloods Bloodbloods, North Carolina Tar Hills to win the game tonight against Alabama.

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You dig me? Also, I'm going to the Celtics, the Sees, as they call them. My brother Jalen Brown will score over 22.5 points tonight.

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Edge gave it against the Atlanta Hawks.

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His hometown, by the way. And the last leg, I'm going with the Eyes. You know they fear the deer up there, Milwaukee, but I fear the eyes, Daddy. Bobby Port is over 13.5 points. You got to know he going.

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Salute the Thursday Thunder.

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Salute the SGA. We are in the building, baby.

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That Thunder was excessively loud.

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That's on me, but sometimes you can't control Thunder. Yeah.

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Guys, Let's update March Sadness.

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It is time for March Sadness. I'm excited because we are finally into the second round of our tournament. As we know, March Sadness is presented by Get Your Guide. Discover over 100,000 unforgettable travel experiences in the US and around the world at getyourguide. Com. We are updating the Greg Cody region. I believe Nice Hat Asshole was predicted to make a deep run in this tournament. I can tell you it has made it to the second round.

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Nice Hat Asshole.

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Oh, guard play.

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It has a five-seed. It has made it through. It's a complete team, if you're going to be honest. We'll get to that one, but we're going to start with the one seed. The one seed, Lovely Cruise. My dad singing Lovely Cruise in Vegas is the one overall seed. That's the one seed? That is the one. It was more of an emotional We go for comedy a lot with this stuff, but that was an emotional moment for the show. Let's play that one, and we will unveil next who it's going up against. But in the second round, Lovely Cruise by Greg Cody.

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This one's for All right, we're not going to play all of it.

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That was just a cool moment. The best part of that video for me is Yeti clearing Really telling my dad when to start singing in that because my dad has no timing. You see Yeti like you would with a kid like, Five, six, seven, eight, go. But that's a good... I think it's a warranted one seat. It was a great moment to be on stage for that. But this is a funny moment. I think the one seed is going down. I think the one seed is going down to the nine seed in the Greg Cody region, and that is It's Greg, Bitch.

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I'm Greg, Bitch. Elton John?

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Make him look like a star.

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It's Greg, Bitch. It made it through.

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That nine seed has one good player. That's That's the thing about this nine seed. It's the boo-boo. It's the Northwestern of, Hey, we've got one really good guard. If we can make this happen, we can make a run. Steph Curry at Davidson.

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I'm Greg, bitch.

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Great jumper.

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That's Tracy McGrady on the bad Orlando magic of that. Anyways, all right, moving on. Two seed in the Greg Cody region. Is Greg making a revelation about a Magnum condom?

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What do I got here? I got a Magnum condom. We won't get that out.

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That I'm not joking.

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Here's a picture of Christopher when he was three years old.Right.

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Next to the condom.Yeah. That's a reminder.

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Never forget. The way he says, Here's a picture of Christopher, and Dan says right next to the condom, it sounds like there's a picture of Chris as a three-year-old with condoms next to him.

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That was an odd... I'm a little peak behind the curtain. I fed my dad that line about the condom. No, don't.

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God, why would you tell people that? Don't give it away, man.

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I think people know.

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They don't have that. They're going to be so mad. I don't have a picture.

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I don't want to believe that your dad, A, has a hog, and B, is still potent.

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Sometimes I'll feed him a joke, and I'm like, That was uncomfortable to feed him. Why am I feeding my dad condom jokes?

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Greg comes in one day and say, Christopher, you're going to have another brother.

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That two-seat is going up against my dad during our Miami Dolphins Live stream watch-along. I think we ruined the Dolphins season with this watch-along. But it was my dad getting annoyed when we kept going to him in his press box. Wake him up.

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He doesn't want to be bothered anymore. Now it's getting tense because he didn't need that as a result. He needs something that happens.

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You can see him mother-effic. No, he says... Can we bother? Are we bothering you right now?

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Turn on your microphone, Greg.

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My microphone's on. When my microphone is on, you guys have to come to me. Don't tell me to turn my... You told me to leave my microphone on. I did. So don't tell Turn your microphone on when it's on.

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Paint the scene.

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The paint the scene is I got to go to work. Good night.

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He is going to be pissed.

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He's going to drive home pissed.

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He's going to be mad at us.

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It does seem like he's actually working right now. Of course, he's working, and he's rapidly angry at us. Who do you guys like there, Magnum Condum or Irritated Greg Cody?

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Irritated Greg is great. Hearing him just go, The story is I'm working. It's great. I don't know. I think the gold Gold standard is still number two.

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The quick hitters is where- The gold standard is still the gold rapper. Exactly right. All right, moving on. Three-seed here. Don't miss my wife. This is just an epic rant in Vegas from my dad.

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Are there any good Greg Cody stories not told by Greg Cody about Greg Cody before we get him out of here.

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I have a couple, but I'm not telling them. That's my guy. That thing. You know what I'm saying? We don't. You know what? I hadn't left the hotel until last night. I'm a very quiet man. Yes. I'm a married man. I don't cheat on my wife despite that gratuitous line back in my day. That you wrote. That I wrote. I wish you were here, my wife. I really miss her. No, I don't. That's the thing about being married. You're not allowed to say I don't miss my wife. I've been gone two days. I haven't been gone long enough to miss my wife. I'm sorry. I call her. I'm on the phone with her for 30 seconds. What am I? Hello. All right. All right. We'll see you. All right. And then I'm going to see her. That's just...

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That is That's a great one.

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You missed the best part. How's jumping Charlie? Good. How's jumping Charlie?

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Good. That is just my dad because he's so right about that. Sorry, I had phlegm in my throat. That is going up against a sixth seed, and that is paranoid Greg refusing to do it back in my day.

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Dude. Are we doing this now? No, I'll get cut off at this point. It's too late in the segment. No, I'm not going there. We make concessions for the clock. No, you're going to cut me off. No, I'm not. Yes, you are. No, I'm not. Yes, you are.

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No, I am not. I'm not doing all right. I don't do the cutting off.

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You realize in a minute and 20 seconds, I will be like halfway through it. You'll cut me off. No, I won't. Everybody will laugh, and I will be genuinely pissed.

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Greg, we can move the clocks around so that we can finish this up, and then we'll go a shorter segment on the next one.

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That's what you say now, and I don't believe you. I don't believe you. When have I ever lied to you? Many times when it comes to a cheap laugh on this show. No, I'm not going to have- Fair criticism. I'm not going to have Back in My Day interrupted twice. I'm just not going to do it. That thing, and you know it. Not going to do it, and you know it.

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We're just going to skip past.

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What?

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That is weird wild stuff. I did not know that.. Heisner.

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Classic Greg Cody there.

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I like how it goes from, You're not going to catch me, and then he just of, disintegrates away into random Greg sounds. That's a six-seed, good Lord.

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All right. Our final matchup here in the Greg Cody second-round matchups. It's the nice hat asshole time, but we're going to see what that's playing against. The Four Seed. This is a tough matchup right here. This might be the toughest matchup of all these. The birth of, and you know it.

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Not close to that.

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Had two of us stayed healthy, that prediction would have come true. Okay. And you know it. And you know I don't know it.

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I don't know why you think- And You Know It. And You Know It. And You Know It.

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Get that shirt on the gregcodyshow.

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Com. I'm right.

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They're going to say, And You Know It. What?

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There's no comeback.

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Yeah, and you know it.

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You're at a loss for words, Dan. I have to. And you know it. And you know it.

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And you do. You know it. Back at a time. So God knows it. And you know it. And you know it. A healthy tour in the Dolphins are having a parade down Biscayne Boulevard. And you know it.

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And you know it. And you know it.

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I'm going to finish it that way.

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Pants next.

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I know Tony loves nice hat asshole. We're going to play it right here. Let's just play it. The five seed, nice hat asshole.

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Can't Trade Moreno.

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Nice hat. It's what he's supposed to know for it.

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It's like, I'm holding on to it. Do you remember what Scott Mitchell looked like in that next game after Moreno got They were nine and two. They were nine and two. Amazing. Then they lost their last five and missed the playoff. They were nine and two. But it's Moreno. Then the next time we saw Moreno after Greg Cody trade him, he threw for five touch downs. He was Jan, the man on the cover of Sporto's trading.

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You can't trade Moreno.

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Nice hat, asshole.

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It's just the tenor of the nice hat elevates as also Zaslow is elevating his. Greg's like, No, nice hat.

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It's almost like he's trying to find the window. Like, Nice hat, asshole. Nice hat, asshole.

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He says, Nice hat, Zazlo, the first time. Then I think that gave him the idea that Zazlo sounds a lot like asshole.

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There's a little part of me that feels like it's like when a cat is watching a bird on a TV and it's chasing after it thinking it's real. There's a moment in Greg Cody's mind where he thinks that Zazlo can actually hear him.

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Because what you don't realize there is my dad is watching that. He's just watching a clip. My dad's not in that room.

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The audio audience, Zazlo and Izzy were on one day. Greg's the next day. We're replaying for him what they said.

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And he's talking to Zazlo as if he might be able to hear him. It was ridiculous. Man, and you know it versus nice hat asshole. That's a tough one.

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Are we allowed to give our picks, or is that going to taint the- No, you can say who you'd vote for. Okay, so I vote for Greg Bitch over Lovely Cruise. I vote for Magnum Condoms over Greg Being Annoyed During the Watchalong. Paranoid Back in My Day over Don't Miss My Wife. Strong.

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I go Don't Miss My Wife there.

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No, I go Paranoid Back in My Day. Because then they It just devolves into Greg Noises. But then this last one, this four or five.

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Dude, I think I'm going in. You know it if I had to vote.

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I like the participation from everybody. How everyone starts saying it and Dan says, I don't know it. I think that's the way to go.

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Yeah. Go check out our socials on Instagram and vote for these because it's getting intense.

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This is the best region we have, right?

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Or the Sound. And remember, March Sadness is brought to you by Get your Guide. Discover over 100,000 Unforgettable travel experiences in the US and around the world at getyourguide. Com.

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Don Lebatard.

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All of us who were watching college football elevated everything the weekend was because we missed football in general so very much.

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You didn't watch the ending of UTEP Jacksonville State. It was awesome.

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It's easy.

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Boom.

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Stugatz.

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It's such a lane for you. Just everything in college football is awesome. Any single thing that happens, she gets deliriously I'm honestly happy about.

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Don't you miss viewing sports through that prism, though? I'm envious of Lucy.

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I wish that I could still be happy.

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This is the Dan Levatard show with the Stugats.

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Our very own Lucy went to Iowa's first two rounds of basketball. She's at the Sweet 16 right now. That's why she's not with us today. But last weekend, she went to the first two rounds of Iowa basketball, and she shot content, guys. How about that?Let's.

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See what she did.She worked.

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Hey, Dan. It's me, Lucy, and I'm here in Iowa City, Iowa, for the second round of the NCAA tournament, Iowa, West Virginia. I heard you hated my last video. That was pretty rude. I didn't appreciate that. I worked very hard and did a very good job. But as they say, if you don't succeed, try, try, try, try, I believe that's how that goes. So I'm trying again. I'm back. I'm talking to the people. I'm working very hard and not satirically this time. So please be nice to me. Do you guys have a favorite Caitlin Clarke moment? You said these were going to be easy questions. You can say all of them.

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When she drove the three-pointer to break the NCA record.

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Indiana game last year. Whenever she's in the State Farm commercial, I go crazy. I'm like, Hey, I know her.

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When she said the record beater, if she was surprised, what did she think when it was going up in the air? And she said, I knew it was money. Yeah.

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When she said she's going to the pros.

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That was your favorite moment when she was leaving?

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Yeah, the price is going to where they were before.

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All right, are you afraid of South Carolina? No. Scared? No. Wrong answer.

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No.

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No? No.

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I'd be lying if I said no.

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I respect them. Yeah, of course. Yeah, that's That's the right answer. People keep saying no, and I'm like, Stop saying that. What would you guys be willing to give up to see Iowa win the national championship? Oh, my son. He'd probably say good call.

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That was what he- He would. Actually, if he's watching, he'll say, Yeah, good job, dad.

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He'll say, Dad, I'm so proud of you. I would break up with my boyfriend for them to win.

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I'm showing him this.

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All the Hawk-Eye girls. But not her man.

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Oh my gosh, dad.

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My wife's right there. You can't set me up like that.

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I'm not saying give up your wife.

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I'm saying, I mean, like you're asking... I don't know.

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His first thought was, I'd give up my wife. I just don't want to say it. Would you give him up to see Iowa win the national championship?

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I would go homeless. No, I'm serious.

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I would give up my husband's car, and he loves it more, almost more than he loves me. That sounds-We would give it up. That sounds like him giving up something and you getting the national-That's how I rolled. Speaking of LSU, did you guys happen to watch Kim Mulky's presser? She talked about the Washington Post. How'd you feel about that? It's a little suspicious, but- It's very suspicious. I don't know what- She's full of controversy.

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It sounds like she's being a little bit too much right now.

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She did whatever they say she did.

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I agree.

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The less I watch it for her, it's fine with me.

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These Iowans, they're too nice. I just want them to come out and talk a bit about Kim Malkie.

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I think she's a waste of time. I don't really like her that much.

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Took the words right out of my mouth. You get me. They should give me one of those. I'm not going to give you any money, Iowa. Stop asking.

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Nice.

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I'm not doing the dance, bro. We play a game called Who That Is, and I'm going to show you a picture of someone, and he's in the sports world, and you have to guess who it is, okay? It's a man? It's a man. I know. I know. Wow. Okay, so he's maybe not a good person.

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He's the owner of an NBA team.

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Okay. Is he an Iowa person? Not necessarily, but maybe one day. He's cute.

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I'm almost going to say that I know it's not your dad.

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Not my dad, babe. Well, it looks like my friend Randy Andy Krejee, who's in charge of all the referees in the high school athletic program. But I know it isn't because he's my age, and that guy isn't. He looks like a sports better.

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No, it's someone that I definitely don't care about. I probably don't even care to know him. I don't pay much attention to the man.

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I assume... Me neither.

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I assume he's not an ESPN guy.

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Not anymore. Not anymore.

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Well, that's true of all of them.

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I'm going to say it's your producer.

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It's my boss, Dan Leverine. What do I win? Yes.

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We have no prize for you. Dan, Stu's not there this week. Actually, I don't even think Dan's going to be there when this video runs. I mean, that wasn't enjoyable for me. Maybe a little bit at the end. Brother, I've run out of things to say because that was just... Sucked the life out of me. And I know you're thinking, God, you look like because it stuck the life out of you. It's actually the lighting here. It's terrible. It's been bad since I was a student. Five years ago. This was brought to you by GameTime. Download the GameTime app. Use code Lucy. Get $20 off your first order. Terms apply. I don't know if we're going to Albany or not. Me and Rose. I know Iowa for sure is going.

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I asked the fans, I was like, Are you scared of South Carolina?

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Should I ask, Are you scared of West Virginia? Jesus. It's like, what the taste in my mouth, you know? I guess winning was cool. That was cool. That's all I have to say.

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How about that? The funny thing is Lucy said that yesterday. I said, Don't you like close games where your team wins? She says, No, she wants all blowouts. That's the real-life reaction. She looked terrified during the game. She looked like she was crying at the end. Was she crying?

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This is some Steph Curry stuff. Probably. She always cries at the end, right? Does she? Good or bad.

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Really?

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Yeah. She likes sports.

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Is that enough to cry? Yeah. I've famously only cried one time for a sporting event. The idea of a win would drive you to tears.

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I That's the only thing I've ever cried for a sporting event.

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It's not fun.

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Was it happy or sad tears?

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No, it was sad tears. This was when Brazil lost in the World Cup.7-0?7-1, I think. 7-1-0. I'm trying to think what has been the most heartbreaking thing in my fandom.

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Maybe the heat losing the first year, the big three. Really? That was heartbreaking? Yeah, that was tough. I'm just trying to think back at like...

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I was more heartbroken in a moment when LeBron left than I was through that series because none of those games were buzzer beating losses. The worst buzzer beating loss I could think of ended okay because it was game six when Derek White had to put back Dunk last year, but then they ended up winning in seven, so it all ended up okay.

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He literally left on my birthday.

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Oh, my God. Pat Reilly in the plane and all that stuff. That was tough.

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Yeah. That was tough. There was a magazine article. There was something about the 2011 season, though, where everybody was against Miami. People that didn't give a shit about Dallas were such Dallas fans. I was like, please, dude, you You just got here.

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You wanted just to tell them all to shut the hell up.

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Exactly. It was Miami against the world.

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You wanted that moment of the heat would win and like, Yeah, what's up now? You wanted to do that. Exactly. Ironically, I think them losing paved the way for the world to embrace the Miami. Because if they had won from the beginning, people would have hated them even more, man. It would have been even doubling down. But them losing made them vulnerable, made them human. And so it made the next two wins like, Oh, it's fun to hear a cool team.

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You say that. We were fans of It didn't feel that way. It felt like everybody was still really rooting against Miami. Not quite the same as that first year, especially the first LeBron game back in Cleveland. But when you were watching that team, people were still talking like, No, this is all going to be a failure. You guys suck. It's all flash and circumstance. And then they won the first one. So the second championship, maybe because it was so fun. And then there was a 27-game win streak, and the dominance was fun for everybody to watch. But that second year, people were still rooting against them.

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Maybe I'm mixing up 12 and 13. But like I said, I think the failure is what allowed... If they had just one, one, one-If they won the first one, everyone would have hated them forever.

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They would have hated me more. And would probably still hate the franchise. People hate the whole heat culture thing, but they would still hate the franchise the way that the Yankees are hated.

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I'll tell you what I hate. I hate not getting credit. I hate not getting credit. Every day, I see my fingerprints all over the sports media landscape. Oh, man. Every day I see it in different ways. Is it nick Wright stealing my idea for the MVP club? The MVP conversation bar? Is it someone else stealing an idea about doing a movie podcast for bad movies? I see it every day. And the latest, the latest. So everyone knows about what happened with me in the jump shot. If you guys want to run the video, you can run the video of me shooting. That's not how I shoot, but that's how I shot in that moment. And so I can't run from it. It's there. I didn't do it on purpose. It was an accident. That's not how I shoot, but it happened, and it went viral. And then I did the commercial, and everyone loved that, and that went viral, too.

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That was hilarious, by the way.

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Thank you. I appreciate it. But you know what's happened since this? All of a sudden, we got a rash. We got a rash across the sports media landscape.

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Sounds itchy.

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People running to document themselves shooting. We start with Skip Bayliss. This video came out. He looks like he's A hundred years old. Anytime Skip Bayliss has to move- Three years. Anytime he has to move, that's when I realize how old he is. Look at this. And it's like, Oh, look, I shoot.

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He's shooting- That was the first take, probably.

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It looks like he's at Hoosier's.

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He only took three shots. He's three for three. That's crazy.

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Also, whenever he shoots, he runs towards the basket.

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Yeah, that's the best part. That's the best part.

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The momentum.

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He's following his shot.

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But I say all this to say, Skip Bayliss was never shooting in no gym until he saw me go viral. Now all of a sudden, he wants to show everybody, Oh, you guys think I talk about sports, but I don't do it. Here's my jump shot. Unless you believe this is just a mean picking on the easy villain, I'm going to pick on a friend. Mark Jones. Mark Jones is a very dear friend of mine. South Florida guy? South Florida guy. Local guy. One of the best play-by-play men in all sports who can do different sports. Mark Jones was calling a Sixer game last week. Drew Hamlin, the trainer, recorded this video of Mark Jones taking this jump shot.

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We have a guy in front of him. This does look more like a one and done. Like they He passed him the ball. He shot it. That doesn't look like... Skip Bayliss cut his so he had all makes. Mark Jones just got a pass. That's nice.

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I'm just saying Jones even... It's 70 games into the season. The man has called about 94 of them for ESPN and for the Sacramento Kings. Now, all of a sudden, we got cameras when you're shooting.

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In Philadelphia. Is there audio to this video? I'm asking our video team because I almost feel like they're talking about you.

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No, he doesn't. He just says, First I really do this. What do you think? You think I just talk about this? What do you say, man? You think I just talk about this? Jones, you all know what you're doing there. You're my friend. You are a trusted confidante for me in this business, but don't think you're safe from being called out. You know what he is? He was influenced. But, gentlemen, I'm not an influencer. I am the influence. Don't ever get it twisted. I set the tone for what this media thing is about. Don Lebatard.

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Number three, Chick-fil-A Waffle fries.

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Yeah, we can get mine. Love it.

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I think it's an overrated friend.

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You guys go ketchup or Chick-fil-A sauce when you have the Chick-fil-A friend. Polynesian sauce.

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Polynesian? That's my brother right there. Good call.

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You're my brother. Stugatz. Oh, my God. What a weird interaction. White guys. This is the Dan Levatard show with the Stugats.

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It usually goes that Black people look alike, right? Yeah. We're, Roy, we're usually the victims of- Yeah, we're definitely the victims of things. Of the people mistaking Black people for other Black people. Like, for instance, when Samuel Jackson was mistaken for Morgan Freeman, was it? Or what was it? Lawrence Fishburn? Lawrence Fishburn, yeah.

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How?

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Look, I don't know how. I just know that it's hilarious. But in a little segment we like to call America Just Switch Sides, shout out to White Man's Burden. Sade Still, who I did not even know she had a show, did this with Dana White. What's Joe Rogan's dream? What's Joe Rogan's dream?

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Joe Rogan.

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Dana White. What's Dana White's dream?

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Did you just think I was Joe Rogan?

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I totally did.

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She just called me Joe Rogan.

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You thought I was Joe Rogan.

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Yeah, I thought you were Joe Rogan. I was bald before Joe was ever bald.

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I know.

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Listen to me. It couldn't happen to a better person.

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She's got to roll with that better. She just was like, Oh, this is odd. She could have played it off.

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She did. She tried. No, she could have just gone, Well, you guys are close. And really made it a question about Joe Rogan and then gone from there. So he just flipped it there? Just flipped it. You have to. He never told you his dream.

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That's a good impression. I think that's, first of all, it's a great limited fixate still. Oh, thank you. Second of all, I think the breathiness of the delivery is what makes it worse. If she had just said, What's Joe Rogan's dream? I'm like, I'm not Joe Rogan. I'm Stan. I know you're Dana White. My fault. What's Dana White's dream? She was like, I'm going to hit an emotional note out here?

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What's Joe Rogan's dream? Why are they not wearing shoes?

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That's an excellent question. Can we watch that again? Maybe not. What's Joe Rogan's dream? What's Joe Rogan's dream? Joe Rogan, Dana White. What's Dana White's dream?

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The double pat on the knee. Did you think that was Joe Rogan?

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I totally did.

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She just called me Joe Rogan.

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You thought it was Joe Rogan.

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Yeah, I thought you were Joe Rogan. I was bald before Joe was ever bald. Listen to me.

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I think she's going for casual. Hey, on my podcast, you're at my house. Take off your shoes. By the way, I found the clip of an anchor mistaking Samuel Jackson for Lawrence Fishback.

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Working for Marvel, the Super Bowl commercial. Did you get a lot of reaction to that Super Bowl commercial?

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What Super Bowl commercial?

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Oh, you know what? My mistake.

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You're as crazy as the people on Twitter. I You're not Lawrence Fishbur.

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That's my fault. I know that. That was my fault.

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My mistake. You know what?

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We don't all look alike.

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You're exactly right. We may be all black and famous, but we all don't look alike.

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You are guilty. I am guilty.

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Next question. I am guilty.

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He thought you were Bob Dylan.

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Right.

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You're an entertainment reporter. I know. I've done a lot. You're the entertainment reporter for this station. You don't know the difference between me and Lawrence Fishbur.

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I know. My mistake. My mistake. I apologize.

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Yeah, this is just like Stugatz and Jonathan Coachman. We don't all look alike.

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No, this would more be like Stugats and Tony Collins. Yes. Tony Collins and Cassidy Herb.

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Which is funny because Cassidy and Tony are not the same ethnicity. No, absolutely not.

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All women look alike.

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Oh, Oh, women look alike. Oh, women look alike. There you go. Going back to Sage Steal, the funniest thing to me is, even if she had said, What's Dana White's dream? That's a terrible question. That's a terrible question. Who cares?

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That's a good point. That gets overlooked there. That's a good point. Of what a terrible question that was, if she said it correctly.

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What's Dana White's dream?

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She's trying to be like that dude from inside the actor's studio with that question, right?

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Oh, James Lipton?

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What's Dana White's dream? That's a funny character of her playing a limited fake James Lipton.

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Sage Beach Sessions.

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Oh.

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No. We don't all look alike. While we're here with awkward things said on camera, Julie Delpee. This is hilarious. I don't know if you guys have watched. Who wants to set this up? What is happening here in this panel?

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That's the funniest part about this. I don't think we all... We don't really know the content.

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That's the best part of this. This clip went viral yesterday on Twitter and every other social media. It's clearly a bunch of really well-respected actors speaking on a panel. Kieran Colken is there, Danny DeVito is there, and Julie Delpee is there. I I don't know. I still to this moment, don't know what the question was that set this up. There, apparently, was a couple of minutes of pre-Ramble and some speaking after this. But this is the audio and video that goes along with what Julie Delpey said.

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I sometimes wish I was African-American.

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Oh, we just got that. We really got it.

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We cut that short because that's not the most important part.

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The most important part is the reaction. We got pictures of the reaction, though.

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We have pictures.

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Culkin is like, hurt her hand.

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We So here's Danny DeVito. Pardon me? Excuse me, what? Yeah. So he called him herded and is-He knows this is going to go viral.

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Oh, my God. I'm getting myself out of this.

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But going back to Danny DeVito. Danny DeVito is, I've discussed this before on the show, when you're not really paying attention, you're in your own world, and then you hear something that rapidly pulls you back into real life. I'm sorry, what? What did she just say? Because I heard Like Dana White being called Joe Rogan.

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There you go. Like Thomas trying to describe a troll doll. Okay. The deep cut.

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It's not that deep of a cut because it's from the Tony show, and the Tony show is awesome, and it's a gift that keeps on giving. We don't have the video, but we've got the images of the reaction when Thomas said the word colored. Thomas is a producer here at Metalark. He's a great guy. He said what now?

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We're talking about trolls.

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We're talking about trolls.

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We're playing taboo. Let's start in the beginning. We're playing taboo, and he's got troll dolls on his card. So he's trying to describe a troll doll, and then he's talking about their hair and how they're different colors. So he starts rambling a couple of words. There's words he can't say. If you know how to play taboo, there's a words that are taboo. So he says, It's colored, meaning the hair. And then me, Amine, Louis, Mike Fuentes, and Taylor all react like...

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Here we go. So this is Tony's reaction.

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I'm like, This got my name on it. So I'm really worried about what's happening next.

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This is what I like to call Tony getting his resume. Ready? The Tony show gets canceled on after episode one. All right. Next up is me, I believe.

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That was a snap of colored?

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Now, I'm on Thomas's team. So he said this, and I'm like, Thomas, what the hell are you saying? All right, who's next?

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Lewis and Taylor. Taylor's face is incredible. Taylor looks like he smelled something bad.

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He's disgusted right now.

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He smells apart. And Lewis almost has a look of delight of like, Oh, my God, it's all burning down. Oh, my God. That was such a wonderful moment, man. When are we doing another one of those? Soon.

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How soon?

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Next time you're in town. Oh, okay. There you go. Very good. Julie Delpey saying that yesterday, though, as a 54-year-old white French-American actress. No matter what the context, the sound is just flawless. It's unbelievable. Kieran Colken then recreating the visual of him caught in the boardroom during succession. Everybody knows they've used that meme all the time of him just scared, and literally recreating it, head in his hands. I want to know, is he putting his head in his hands out of shame for her, or is he putting his head in his hands because he doesn't want to be associated with this clip on camera? No, no, no. It's a combo of both.

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No, I think it's Oh, dear God.

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I'm seeing a headline now because she did apologize for these… Well, obviously. This was around Oscar's time, and it was about the diversity. Two-time Academy Award nominee had said it was better to be African-American than a woman in Hollywood while discussing Roe… What?

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Roe versus Wade?

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No, Roe over all white nominations.

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Rao.

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Rao. That's like when… Spelled Roe, though.

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Yeah, you're reading from a British website. The Brits, when they want to say a big hubbub, they go, They made a rau about less.

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That's what's okay. Does she not realize that there were black women?

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Well, no, it's not even that. I heard the longer clip, and she says, Because they can say things, and no one makes a big deal about them. I'm like, What?

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She was like, I'm very sorry for how I expressed myself. It was never meant to diminish the injustice done to African-American artist. So she walked it back.

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She backtrucked. Well, yeah. She moonwalked.

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She moonwalked. It's so easy for them to do it. Yo, man. Let me ask you guys a question about these streaming apps, because not all streaming apps are created equally. I'm talking about Netflix, Hulu, Max, et et cetera. Some of them, they're great. First of all, this is my theory. The main thing that should come up should be things that the algorithm knows based on what you like, you would probably like this. The next thing on the screen Should be, finish watching what you were watching. I hate having to scroll to find the finish watching what I was watching. This is ridiculous. Or, Continue watching the series that you're watching. Those should be the second thing on the screen. Some of these apps get it right. We don't need to name names. Some of them don't. But the thing I hate the most is if you're going to be suggesting things to me, you're going to hide me continuing watching what I was watching, at least How are you going to suggest something I watch, man. How are you going to suggest something that has nothing to do with me?

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The whole point of this- Do you even know me?

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Yeah, do you even know me?

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How do you feel about the top 10? Oh, this is the top 10.

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I like it because sometimes I don't know what I want to watch. I have finished watching whatever I was I was watching, and the suggestions aren't so great. I'm like, Well, let me see what everybody else is watching.

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Do you believe the top 10? I was just about to say. Do you believe that that's not just them corporately trying to get the stuff they invested in more popular?

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Can a movie buy its way to number number one.

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Yeah, I feel like it's buying yourself a billboard hit.

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I would say I believe it because Seinfeld is always in the top 10, and they don't own that. They just pay the rights for it. So Suits was in the top 10 to that. They don't own that one either.

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Yeah, but that was newly added. So it's like, that's my question. There's stuff that's newly added that nobody watches. Yeah. Right. But when they newly add something and they want it to rise, is there a chance that they're putting that in there? I'm not saying necessarily that that is happening. I'm just asking questions.

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And I would say that Netflix, when it comes to the algorithm suggesting, actually does a pretty good job. Yeah, they're good at it. They're good at it.

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But that top 10- So is HBO Max?

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The top 10- Just Max, no. It's just Max. The top 10 on Netflix. When it's Netflix produce shows with the red end on it, I'm like, I don't know. I don't know. It might be some juice.

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I got to hear other people talk about it. If another person told me about it, then I'm like, Okay, I'm a little invested.

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But I feel like a lot of people fall for it because a lot of people will watch whatever's in the top 10 just blindly. I know because they watch terrible shows and they're like, This is bad. Why'd you watch it?

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Who's in the top 10? They have Culkin in the bottom right of your screen right now, his reaction to Delpie.

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Oh, man, he's biting his spitz.

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Who is he closest to on the Tony show? Where would he have sat on the Tony show? Taylor, for sure.

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It was almost like the Tony look. He's concerned for his career the way Tony was.

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I'm DeVito, for sure. You're always DeVito.