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Mike, Ryan, and Jessica and me are getting crushed on X. David, A-N-0-0-0-5-6-9-3-8 writes, Bro, an hour of N-I-L talk on a Monday local hour? Come on. Then who climbs into the comment section? Emmy winning, J Jeremy Tashay saying, After a Jimmy Butler buzzerbeater over the weekend, nonetheless, give the people what they want, Levitard show. More of me talking about the heat, actually used Blooviating about the heat. Yeah, that's right, Jessica. Jeremy Tashay, it's all gone to his head, and he thinks we should consult with him immediately when Jimmy Butler hits a game winner. All I saw was him shrieking into cameras over the weekend. He's got no interest in being an objective journalist.

When you first said Jeremy, I was like, Oh, no, Jeremy is going to come to our defense and crush this commenter. It was, no, it was Jeremy agreeing with the commenter.

Can you respond to Jeremy that I'm glad they finally beat the bulls? It's a big duck. Couldn't afford to get swept by them this season.

How did we find and hire a greater homer than Mike Ryan on The Miami Heat? I don't understand.

Cortez on Pablo Torre finds out.

Stugatz, I have a story to present to you that I am stunned, legitimately stunned, was not covered on God bless football, and it had Billy written all over it. I believe that Billy is the biggest James Winston fan that there is anywhere in sports media. I don't believe that someone is as beloved by other media members as James Winston is by Billy.

I don't know that I want that attached to my name. I'll take it. I want it. Maybe I'd say I'm an admirer of some of his moments.

Let's see the latest here. The Saints beat up Tommy DeVito and his green jacket and suit-wearing agent, 24-6, Derrick Carr checked down his way all the way down.

The field. They're in the mix.

Though, Dan O. And James Winston, he is the greatest hype man in the League. Is he not? There is not. There is not a backup quarterback who has more positive energy than James Winston. Now, this might seem to you a little bit of a Hackney moment in an empty arena and an empty Superdome. James Winston is walking down the sidelines with a briefcase. That is not where no player, not a single player has ever entered the stadium that way.

Before.

The game. That is not how... It's an empty stadium, but no one enters the stadium by walking physically on the sideline with a briefcase. What is happening.

Here, Billy? Well, also, and I don't want to be the person that's over-analyzing this, but if you see the way that it starts, I feel like he was counted down to start walking. It's not like we got this midwalk. It very much seems.

Like-like he starts walking when the.

Video's-yeah, it's like the old Skip Bayless, when you see him hanging out at his hallway before he turns the corner to throw away his cowboys jersey. Did he do that yet today?

Yes, he did it again. Did he really? I was joking about that. I saw him trending, so I assumed he did it again.

Well, so for those of you at home who are wondering, What is James doing? He's walking with a briefcase that was to be used as motivation. Everybody, of course, is like, Well, what's in this briefcase? How is he going to motivate people with this briefcase? What's going on here?

For the record, I just want people to understand that this is, James Winston and the brand of James Winston is putting out a video where he is being the master motivator, making a commercial on behalf of how it is that he's inspiring the saints to a victory over Tommy DeVito. And his agent.

Correct. Now, when I saw this, I was like, I didn't know James was starting. I guess something happened to Derek Carr. He's hurt again, whatever. No, no, James isn't starting. He's just decided that this is his job on the team is to motivate people. I think that he thinks he's the team captain, so he's decided that I will be the one to motivate everyone.

I'm making videos for us, not for them. This video is not for them, is it?

No, I don't think that he... I assume that someone just caught him out in the wild walking with his briefcase.

This is very clearly him just walking from his car on his way to the Saint's locker.

Through the field. Yes, the briefcase. I'm imagining that the briefcase is filled with little hearts, and he's going to go around the locker room and hand a heart.

To everybody. I like this.

Here's a little more.

Heart for you. Okay, weird. I like this. For everyone who doesn't know what was in it, tell us what you think was in the briefcase. You guys, what do you think was in the briefcase?

I don't want to say hearts, but I would say little motivational notes that he hands out to players.

You got this. Motivational notes. Stugaz, do you know what's in there? Then you can't play. Okay, you can't play. Mike, do you.

Know what was in there? Well, I know, too, but I was still.

Playing the game.

Good job. I also know, but I would have guessed money. I would have the money of some sort. Just cash, straight cash coming in as a mercenary.

Stugaz, he went and he gave an impassioned, motivational speech to the saints, where everyone was wondering what's inside this briefcase. What's in the box? He opened it and there was nothing inside. He said, That's what's in between us and greatness.

Nothing. Goose bumps. Goosey. I mean, no.

That's what's between us and 8n8.

Nothing.

It's not crazy, though. They're right.

In the hunt. Yeah, of course. Another half a team running.

Out there. I have a big game against the Rams.

This week. They do.

Massive game. Thursday Night Football. Yeah. They're a weird team, huh?

It's a.

Weird league. Yeah, it is. A lot of bad quarterbacks. A lot of hurt quarterbacks.

Is Derek Carr one of the good ones?

Yeah, no. Did you see that?

No, that's the answer. Yeah, no, it's the answer.

He was good yesterday.

Yeah, of course. That's why it's a yeah, no. Yeah, no. That's why it's.

Yeah, no. All the division leaders, now this could be just a cookie year, but all the division leaders just happen to have their quarterbacks healthy all year. That seems to be what separating them.

That's funny. Nothing, in other words.

Trevor Lawrence gets a pass because he's playing in Jacksonville, right? Yeah. What happened with that?

No one cares. What happened with that Calvin Riddley thing? That seemed like it was a touchdown. Could have used that.

I fell asleep, though. I feel like when your rookie season, Urban Myers, your head coach, you get a couple more years.

To-but.

For how long? He has gotten an awfully long pass, even with the Urban Myers stuff, because he did enter the league with the hype that surrounded one of those can't-miss guys.

He looks the part, physically gallops, has the flowing hair, dying to be a star. Here it is for you, Trevor. You can have the whole league. The young people are taking over the league. It's Tom Brady's out, Rothless Berger's out, Aaron Rodgers is old. Here it is. Here's the entire league. Oh, C. J. Straud, stepped ahead of.

You in line. I've had a real hard time trying to figure out what the Jags are for a couple of years now. I can't make heads or tails of them. This year, I thought that, okay, it seems like they're struggling against good defenses. Baltimore is a good defense, but they had a bunch of injuries on that side of the ball, two starting safety is out. I thought, okay, Shirley, with the bright lights, with your team needing to win right here, you'd perform well, but he didn't.

Bull take. He's got to cut the hair.

The reason... The reason I'm surprised that... -that take.

-fits his face. -no, he needs to cut it.

-yeah, he's got a.

Lot of surface area on his face. -it's too look at him.

-no, his face would be-It's not about you. His face would be way too long with any other haircut.

Agreed.

Yes. Remember when Herbert cut his hair?

Oh, the worst. That was terrible. -that was the worst. He should have fired his agent immediately.

You got a zack, though.

I'm telling you. Brandon Staley should have been fired.

Immediately when- A.

Hundred %. -dustin Herber- Chris, you're saying you have to do something to change.

It up. I think if they fart this season away, maybe they make the playoffs, but they don't make it far. He shows up to training camp.

Cut hair. I believe he's in concussion protocol.

If I may just real quick, because I do think this is something that happens nationally where you hold previous regimes against Lamar Jackson. We've seen a lot of Lamar Jackson playoff football, and it begins to us with him going three televised hours without completing a playoff pass. Because you understand that the position, when it shakes as to what it is, he has defied a lot of people who thought he was just a wide receiver. I believe that people under regard the Ravens because of that past without accounting for, the Ravens have mauled everybody, and they have been ahead in all of their games. The games they've lost are weird fourth quarter or second half stuff, but physically, offensively, and defensively, they're the 49ers. They ravage people upfront. Then Lamar Jackson is just still more of an athlete than everyone else. But the Ravens deserve the classification of what they did to the Lions, no one does to them. Like San Francisco, when they were injured, Cincinnati went in there. But what San Francisco does to the Cardinals, no one can do to the 49ers when they're healthy. It's the same is true of the Ravens.

But the Ravens have losses to the Steeler's, to the Colts, to the Cleveland Browns. I don't blame people for not trusting Lamar Jackson until they see him do it in the postseason. I get it. I understand that.

I understand it, too. But what I'm saying is you're holding the past against Lamar Jackson in the playoffs when this version… He's never had Floors, Beckham, and I don't know what Andrews' status is, but he's got more help. Like, Floors is a legitimate number one. It's not Hollywood Brown anymore. That's a legitimate number one he's got. And so Beckham can get you for 100 yards because he's your second receiver. He's getting behind your secondary. That team is legitimately and obviously good.

They don't have Mark Andrews. They have Isiah, likely in there. I don't.

Think that they're- A little bit.

Cash yesterday. Yeah, I actually don't. I'm not as high on their surrounding talent. I do think Daveflowers is nice, but he's also a rookie, and it's hard to have huge impact at that position your rookie here, though he's been pretty good. Odell getting into health, but they have this three-headed running back attack. Keaton Mitchell picked up a knock last night, and that looks like it's going to hurt them.

But no Andrews is.

Big for them. No Andrews is massive. That was his primary target. Last night, if you want to restart an MVP conversation and have someone join Brock Purdy in the conversation considering Declade and Egg. Lamar is just as good as anybody.

Andrews is out for the year, correct? Yeah. Because when I'm looking at what it is that the Ravens are doing, Stugat, you say that they have those three losses to bad teams, and we can do that to San Francisco, too.

Oh, Dan, you could do it to every single team.

Okay, but what I'm saying to you when you talk about point differential and specifically what happened to the Lions when they went in there, and when we talk about game managers, Lamar Jackson is not in that conversation. Cam Newton's excluding him because the stardom they have at quarterback. I, too, wonder, Stugat. I wonder what it's going to look like in the playoffs. But what I'm telling you is that physically what he's got around him is what Philadelphia and San Francisco have had around them the last couple of years, where you've got a team that's more menacing than the other teams. They go into Jacksonville and they drag Jacksonville.

Right, 23-7. The game against Detroit was at Baltimore. They blew out.

The Lions. But I'm saying no one does that to the Ravens. You can't do that to the Ravens. They may lose those games, but those games are going to be close. That team is the next best thing to San Francisco, and obviously. Don't let me try. You keep mentioning Lou Harris and- Lou Williams. Lou Williams and Montrell Harris, you keep mentioning- Harold. Harold, excuse me. Nick Stugats. Nick, thank you so much for being on with us. Really enjoy your work.

Thanks for.

Having me. Have a great day.

This is the Dan Leavator Show with the Stugats.

Stugats, my brother saw the world, traveled the world because he worked for Park West and much of his art appeared on cruise ships. And he loved traveling that way, the way the Codys loved traveling that way, where you just throw your bags in a room and it bounces from place to place and over three days or seven days, you can see things without having to change hotel rooms. It's a very convenient way to travel if you don't mind that the pizza at midnight is not great in.

The buffet. How dare you? The pizza at midnight at the buffet is incredible.

Put.

Her on the pole, please, JuJu, at Levitar's show is the cruise ship pizza buffet.

Incredible. I fall somewhere in the middle there.

Yes, I think, Billy.

You're hammered, though. There's no middle.

Ground here. Dan's like, It's crap. Billy said, It's amazing.

It's pizza.

It's food at midnight when you're drunk.

Right, I lean towards the billy side. I'm not complaining. But it's.

Not just midnight. I could go at 4:20 in the afternoon. I could go at 7:31 if I want. There's always pizza at the ready.

But these people that want to order the entire pie, like Hey, take two or three slices. People walk up to that thing at 3:00 AM, and they're like, I'll take two pies, please. There's a line of 14 people behind you. How about we all get our slice? And then if there's extra, you can add your GD pie.

Extra, there are more pies coming out. What are you.

Talk to about that? Two slice maximum and then back of the line. I'll get out of here. I'll start over again. Yeah.

The pizza is in the realm of gas station pizza or microwave pizza.

It is-How about Bowling Alley Pizza?

Maybe. All right, put it on the pole at Levitah's show. Worst Pizza, Bowling Alley Pizza, Gas Station Pizza, or.

Cruise Ship Pizza. Next, you're going to complain about the Soft Serd by the pool?

No, the Soft Serd is okay, but not the best. What are you talking about?

It's always there for you.

The best? The best. Like, Colstone, the best. No, you sound like a fool. No, it is the best. -it is not.

The best. There's nothing like walking around dripping wet shirtless, coming straight out of the pool to go get a cone that you need to eat very quickly because your hand is melting the cone. Because again, it's wet because you were just.

In a pool. It's always a sad line, too, because it's all kids and then me. It's just like, This is awkward. I'm standing behind a seven-year-old and an eight-year-old in line. I'm here for ice cream, too.

But the best, right?

Cody is not the best.

Why is that assinine?

But where's the best soft serve ice cream, Dan? Where is it?

You tell us. I can mention a number of ice creams that are better than the soft serve on a cruise ship that gets belted out like chocolate diarrhea on a too cheap cone because it's the cheapest mass ice cream that can possibly be produced. That's probably from canned milk because it's not very good at all. It's just, How much can I make for 3,000 people quickly and have an endless supply of flume of bacteria, curded milk?

There's no bacteria.

Why are you.

Looking at it that way? I mean, the person doing it is wearing gloves. They hand.

It to me. There's no time for bacteria to form.

It's constantly moving. They don't let us swirl. You can't do your own cone anymore. There's a person there. They take the cone, they ask you, Swirl, chocolate, vanilla, they do it for you, they hand it to you. I'm like, Can you throw.

A little more on there? Have you ever wondered why it is it's melting inside of six seconds? Because the consistency is shit. It is some of the world's worst ice cream. It is some of.

The world's worst ice cream. It's also hot.

Dan's so right about this. You have experience.

Yeah, I mean, yes, of course. I've been poisoned at many a shitty buffet because I just want to eat shitty food because I've had too much to drink on a.

Cruise ship. Eggs on cruises are great. Don't know how they do it.

That can't be true.

It's true. The best. Buffet, eggs on a cruise. Oh, my God, they're perfect.

Jessica, I'd like your thoughts, however, because three days or seven days, okay. Maybe a couple of weeks, although I'd start to get claustrophobic. And I imagine I would get some cabin fever after a couple of weeks. But these cruise trips are now getting longer and longer.

This cruise took off from the port of Miami a week ago, and it will be at sea for nine months.

What? I would die. It's awesome. I go too hard.

I.

Mean, you could basically short term rent out your house for nine months while you're on this cruise if you stay for the entire thing. It's going around the world. It started in Miami. It's going around South America, the Drake Passage. It's going across the Pacific to New Zealand and then Australia and then China, India, through the Mediterranean and then back to Europe and then back to Miami in.

Nine months. I'm just doing the math on that drink package price.

I think the lowest cost was like $66,000 for nine months or something.

Like that. This would have to be something that you're doing only because you want to see the world, right? It's not because you want to live gross for nine months.

Well, I mean, this cruise you could also buy. You don't have to do the whole nine months. You can stop on and do 12 days at a time or whatever and get like, Oh, I want to do the China portion. I want to do this, that. But I believe there's 700 people who are committed to the nine months.

And how's that going to go? And how are we already there after those things were floating penicillin dishes after around COVID?

Taking trips.

Around the world.

I read that the guy who came up for this, the executive at this cruise company, thought of it during COVID. He was like, Oh, all these cruise ships are being stuck at ports and people are all stuck on cruises and blah, blah, blah. What if we did the longest cruise ever and everyone was stuck on it for nine months and you saw.

The world? I love it. They got 700 people, though, committed.

I wanted to do it. I wanted to pitch a show and do a show for Metallark where I did the cruise. I also figured it out where I could do seven seasons of the show for whatever the cost was, where I would go the nine months. I'd do seven season, and each season would be a different continent. You love cruises. It would be a seven-season show.

Who loves cruises more, the Codys or the Gills?

I would say, Ty. I'm not going to let you do this.

I like them equally. Don't tear us apart.

I'd say I like them the least. I'm not a cruise person. You've never been on a cruise, have you? I've been on one cruise. I was on the Disney cruise when I was five. That's not a cruise. And I did.

Love it. That's not a cruise. Respect me to.

Disney, that's not a cruise. I don't think I would do it again. Lehman was on a cruise once with Guy Fierry, and he said it was a terrible experience, not because of Guy Fiery, because the waves were really bad and they deported from New Jersey, which I wouldn't recommend.

It was a benign question.

There are appropriate times to go on a cruise, though. Winter is a bad cruise time in the Caribbean. The waves are very, very choppy.

Yeah, that's a pass for me. But I am shocked 700 people signed up for this. I think, Billy, there are people that signed up for it just because they know that there's a lot of viral potential from going on the cruise and then creating content out of it, like.

Cruise influencers. You're not even saying viral, like viruses.

Well, there's multiple viral opportunities on the cruise.

There's got to be a ton of old people, right? Exactly. Guys, they're fine. That's just what.

They're saying. There can't.

Be a lot of kids. Who can do this.

Besides old people? I think that the age ranges from two years old to 85 years old, people committed to the full nine months.

Oh, my God. I just love a.

Two-year-old by themselves. Yeah, a two-year-old one day is in college and they're like, I've been to every continent.

I don't remember it. It's like Staniards, though. Just a pizza and softserve all day. It's perfect for a two-year-old.

Imagine how difficult it is for that three-year-old later on to join a preschool and acclimate to life on dry land. They've been a sea person their entire lives.

Wasn't there a Disney show? Didn't the kids.

From-yeah, Sweet Life on Duck.

They lived on.

A cruise ship. They were fine.

There can't be many kids on this, right? I know you said ages two to 85, but I would assume this is old people trying to see the world, and also people who have realized that perhaps they can live pretty well if they don't have to pay rent or an apartment for nine months. I'm guessing if there is a possibility here where you can Airbnb your place and make up much of the money and see the world.

There's people that do that. There's people that just hop cruise to cruise. That's where they live on cruise ships.

Naked and afraid.

I don't want to imagine what it's like being on this cruise for nine months. There are 700 people on this cruise. You have to imagine that at least a percentage, not a large percentage, but a percentage is going to be cheating on their significant other while they're on the cruise. At some point, right? And then they're going to be stuck on it for eight more months.

Well, you're not stuck on it. You can get off whenever you want.

What's about the most you guys think you could do? Because nine months sounds too much. Even getting off as.

Much-i mean, five nights is.

Too much. I've done an eight night, and.

That's a lot. 274 nights, eight or 11 world wonders, 60-plus countries you're going to visit on this cruise. I mean, if you want to see the world for.

Eight hours-You don't think anyone's eight hours. -tried to cheat on anyone else during any of this? Come on.

Possibly, maybe. I feel like.

That's why some people go.

On cruises. Chris Cody has it right, though. You want to see the world eight hours at a time?

We better be back on this boat by 6:00 PM or.

We are gone. It sprints.

Off the boat. You don't really.

See anything.

That's.

Partially true. Those are my favorite videos. When you see those videos go viral with people who are sprinting to the crews because, yes, the boat's leaving and they're like, If you're not on the boat, we're going to leave your ass. These people are sprinting down the dock and the boat is slowly leaving and they're.

Like, No. You really have to be an idiot to miss a cruise ship. They make it so easy for you to get back and they wait. They don't leave right when they're supposed to. They wait, they go looking for you on the island.

I like to stay on the boat. When everyone gets off the boat, I like to stay on the boat. You get the whole boat to yourself. All the ice cream.

Everything's closed. The group is like, I'll wait. I'm good. I'm going to get some ice cream.

How about we relax on the beach chair? Listen to Stugots. All 60 stops staying on the boat, he would return 640 pounds because he would just have the soft serve to himself. The sad buffet is all that's left because you know why? No people are on the boat. So it's just pizza and ice cream. And Stugaz actively doesn't want to see the world.

Stewart, you want to see the Taj Mahal?

Nope.

Going.

To just stay here with the diarrhea, soft serve.

I'm taking sprinkles. I was on a cruise with Dan's parents. Now, we didn't schedule it together. They separately would just happen to be on a cruise that I was on. I was at a blackjack table, and seven hours later, Dan's mom came back. She saw me there at the beginning. Seven hours later, came back.

Still there. My mother says, Is Stugaz still drunk from how it is that he was drunk over his chips in an empty cruise ship.

Chris Land knows best.

Who wants to see the whole world? Do you? I mean, do you need to see every country?

I'd like to see more of the world. Yes, Stugat. I know you've given up on it. Also, how.

Is Chris Land still not in jail?

I know you've given up on-Is he? Yeah. Well, how they.

Make a new episode? What a life.

I mean, what are you talking about? Experiences. They're done growing, Stugart. It's obvious. Oh, I'm growing.

Is he okay?

How's mama?

Mike Ryan, please... How can that video get for me? I don't understand what happened here.

Dance moms.

You know there's people on this cruise are documenting everything, right? There's a whole TikTok of people that are on the cruise showing you the world. But then there's a subculture of TikTok where it's just people talking about the people they watched on TikTok on the cruise. Those are the videos that I've found. I haven't found the people that are on the cruise yet. I've just found the people talking about the people that they've seen on the cruise.

Because they think they're deviants or anybody who's going to be somebody who's at sea for nine months, anyone who chooses that as a lifestyle is somewhat... It's good people watching. Is that what you're telling me? Good TikTok people watching? But how are the kids?

I just haven't found people on the ship. I just know they exist, and I know there's a lot of people watching them. I'm free to talk about what the people on the ship are doing.

Jessica, why are you making faces?

What is Coach O talking about?

Chris Lee.

Knows best.

Coach O, it's time to go to sleep, honey.

You got two kids out there, no parents. You got a grandma, sweet, innocent grandma.

You have been here three segments. You've said nothing else other than Ed Orgeron watching a menu of- How.

Many episodes of Chrisley knows best?

Is.

There a finale?

You're not going to do better- What happened to the Chrisleys? -naked and afraid. You're not going to do better than that. That's the end of the line.

Chrisley knows best.

Don Lebertard. Stugatz, if you give him the choice, Stugatz, you can have the very same thing one of two ways. You could get it honestly, or you could steal it. He'll always choose stealing it.

Stugatz. Well, it's the quicker path. I mean, it's.

Just, you know. This is the Don Levitar Show with the Stugatz.

Jessica has made her choice on who it is that she would like to be stuck with on an elevator around here. And she finally said, I wouldn't mind, stew, which suggests she doesn't want to be stuck on an elevator with any of us, but she could tolerate Stugatz the most or tolerate him better than everyone else.

No one wants to be stuck with me either, okay? He vaguely smells of cigarettes, depending on the time of day. But I don't think he's going to be so stressed out that I'm going to start panicking on the elevator.

I feel like you'd spend the first, and I don't mean this in a judgy way, hour and a half on the phone without realizing that the elevator is stuck.

You're right.

Making deals.

Trying to-Just like scrolling like, Hey, are we stuck? What floor are we on?

A PowerPoint-We could listen to one Grateful Dead sign together and then the hour's up. Right.

No, but that's fair, Billy. 90 minutes before I realized we're actually stuck on the elevator.

I feel.

Like you, Jess. No, me too. What are you.

Talking about? I'm going back and forth with whether I'd want to be in there with Billy because he'd be panicked very quickly. But he might also have a lot of snacks.

In his backpack. Wait a minute. You didn't go back and forth. You said he was last on your list.

Well, because I just know he would be panicked. Like he said earlier, he'd be trying to climb out. I would just like, Let's.

Keep calm. There's a good chance that I'd also have rope to repel just on chance because I needed it another time I was repelling.

I can see the pros and.

Cons to Billy. We're going to go through the bag right now. Hold on a second. We're going to find out together. Hold on, Billy.

This is a new bag. A Coke exploded in my other one. I don't have as much fun stuff.

Dan, I'm with you. It's funny what happens when the mics turn on because Chris said he's the last person.

You're right. Well, no, I'm just being honest with my feelings here. I'm going back and forth on it. Originally, Billy is the last person, but he does keep a lot of... Because at some point, food is going to become an option.

But what stuff other than snacks? Chris, did you just make your determination based on whether someone is armed.

With food? Well, Dan, we have to at some point, if this turns into three days, we're going to eat.

Each other. I chose Juju because he'll have weed. I mean, that's a lie.

That's totally safe to just fog out that elevator.

The prompt is it's an hour, though, right? It's not indefinite. Because if the answer is indefinite, I'm going to change.

My answer. But you don't know. You don't know.

You have no idea. It could be an hour, it could be 10.

You're playing-It's unknown. You're just stuck and you don't know how long it'll last. -it's just a mystery amount of time.

-live and hip hop.

Billy, let's see what's in your bag, I'm not.

Well, right now I have a handful of cough drops. That means the good stuff. If you guys are... Ludens, come on.

I'm not cherry?

I'm not cherry?

Sure. Salam, Paws, for my bad back.

Why.

Isn't Spike working?

I changed my answer to Lucy.

Where is Spike?

Well, hope Lucy has some Muesinex DM, because now you're.

Going to miss out. She definitely has gumballs or something because she lives in.

Her Fudbarkar. A rice.

Crispy tree. A squished.

Rice crispy tree.

Chris, the... The weirdest. How long has this been in here? Look how thin it is.

The odd thing about the content of that bag is it could be that of an 80-year-old or a four-year-old.

Yeah, I don't think I'm.

Going in with Billy. I have notes from the Godless Football Monday episode when Jimbo Fisher.

Was fired.

Nice.

Stugatz was very worried about his upcoming Austin Echler interview. He was preparing for it. I didn't know what to do. He didn't know what to ask him. He's caring about his feelings. His coach has been fired. Is he embarrassed?

They quit. Well, no, there are tough questions to be asked, but I don't do it in a delicate way. Dan does because he has a heart and he has feelings and he cares about people. And so I was just asking Dan for some advice as to how to ask certain questions. And he gave me.

Good advice. He's doing prep. I can't believe it. I don't recognize it. I'm confused by it. Billy, have we rummaged through the end of the contents of your bag? Because not a lot of helpful elevator stuff there. There's not a rope. There's not.

An.

Ability to- I could fashion some things if I needed to. I have a charging cable that I could use into...

I just realized that, Dan, you're the person I'd want to be with. You're the most important. People would be panicked if you were in an elevator.

That is probably true. If you were stuck, they'd.

Rush to get you out. But do we have Wi-Fi, though? Do we have the ability to get out? Do we have the ability to.

Call people? We could at least use that thing and the button, we push the button and they're like- Dan, Lovertire is on this elevator. Dan is in here. -let's have a quick.

-people would notice you missing before they notice us, man.

He's already sweating.

Right. There would be an urgency. You're right.

He's thinking about eating me. We don't have snacks.

-rizoli and Iles.

-do we have a phone on Elevator? You guys are telling me that's been discontinued?

-it's not just a button. -it's not an actual phone. It's a button. And then someone, I assume, will be like, Hello, what's the problem?

Can I save you? You assume that. But I have found that, in general, customer service is one of the first things that went with the pandemic. No one's answering their phones on anything. I can't get anyone on the phone to help me with anything.

You just start pressing zero. It's like, Dan, this is.

Not a phone. You guys think that the elevator works? The elevator communication works? Dan's dialing phone numbers on the.

Different floors. Like the different floors? When this.

Thing is going again, we're not going.

To stop, buddy. That's right. 9, 1, 1, that's what I would be dialing. Nine and 11, the ninth floor and the 11th floor.

And just keep hitting it. Dan's like, No, it's lit. We're going to go there.

Number one, Loton Star. Perked up.

The one with Roblo.

Get me, Mike. Stop it, Coach. Enough. Enough, okay? Mike, it's been two and a half segments too long. Stop it. Just stop. Please stop.

Law-abiding.

Citizen. You have done nothing.

Starand Jamie Fox.

And Gerard Butler. I like that movie.

It's a great movie.

Great twist. I don't think it's a great movie. I just said I like that movie. Great? No. No.

Guys, I didn't even consider this because I just looked up a list of what to do if you get stuck in an elevator. Number two on this list is find a light source if the elevator is dark. So you could be in a situation where you're in a dark elevator.

It'd.

Be relaxing.

Me.

And Juju. Wake me up when it's just like, darkness.

Let me just-Now put it on the pole, JuJu. Is it relaxing on a dark stuck elevator?

I'm just like, Hey, shut up in here. Let's relax. Let's take advantage of this. I don't get quiet.

A lot. Stugats, I've been wanting to get to this video since last week.

Jim Kavizel.

Since last week, I've been trying to get to, I think it's the half time of a Milwaukee basketball game. I'm not sure, but it's the in-game entertainment. I want you to watch this video here with me. There is a gentleman in a tie. Doesy work in a... Is that military or is that an airline attendant of some sort?

Because-it's a big difference.

I know, but I can't tell from the uniform.

That ball looks slick. Come on, we're doing our.

Man dirty here. No, wait a minute, though. Come on, Chris. I've never seen someone be this bad at basketball. That is just real and genuine panic. Maybe he was.

Giving bad direction. It's like, throw the ball into the tunnel by the hoop. If that was what he was instructed.

To do. These are layups.

This is how you're supposed to dribble.

Basketball, though. Is that.

Your.

Theory.

Chris? Exactly how. He failed at that even. It didn't go far enough.

That's how Havelchick stole the ball right there.

That's exactly how you dribble the ball from someone dribbling like that. It is exactly how you dribble the ball always on the top.

He's wearing dress shoes.

Pretty good fundamentals.

Bad spot we put this guy in.

It is a bad spot.

I'm trying to help my man out here.

This is a.

Military person. Been a rough week.

For this guy. I mean, this could be a military person, but I'm working off of limited information. It could also be a flight attendant.

I'm torn between the two. I want to say thank you for your service, but I.

Also-well, if it's a flight attendant, thank you for.

Your service as well. Yeah, I think that covers you. I think it's the same.

You're right. One of you protects freedom in our country. The other one brings me snacks.

Beach chazam.

I saw a good stat yesterday, Stugat. I don't know what it is that you think it should be happening on on-side kicks. But the Washington Commanders tried one yesterday at the end of that game as they feverishly tried to get the back door cover.

Oh, boy. Jacobi, Perset.

And the Washington Commanders have not recovered an on-side kick since 2015. Do you know how many games they've trailed in those eight years? They're always behind. They're always panic. Those are really bad odds on recovering an on-side kick when you haven't recovered one in eight years of Daniel Sny's reign.

They've been kicking those things consistently for the last nine years.

Not getting any better at them.

I'm surprised there's not a different strategy at this point. Like, someone just do.

Something wacky. Something new.

It's not working the way you're doing it.

Just find a way to pooch, pun it, or something.

I don't know, pooch, kick it. It's a kick-off. You can't do that.

I'm just surprised that there's not more creative hacks.

Are you surprised that it's been since 2015 since they recovered an on-site kick?

That is a long time.

Stugat, has...

Well, how many kicks? We need to know that, right? How many attempts at the on-site kick?

Do we.

Need to know that? I mean, to his point, if it's only 17.

Right. It's since 2015, they're always trailing at the end of.

The game. I know it feels like a lot, but maybe it's not.

That's all I'm saying. And perhaps it's not, but it's eight years worth of their usually behind.

I'm looking it up.

Ron Rivera, Riverboat Ron. You remember when he was crazy for going forward on four down? Now look at him. How's the whole Eric the enemy thing working? They seem to miss him in Kansas City, but he's not helping in Washington.

That's.

Odd. Yeah.

Right, well, let's give him a job, too, right? No. Filter beginnings of a crown's well. No?

Yes. What happened to his voice? The enemy. He interviews.

The rule, you know? Yes. Varying degrees of success.

That's correct.

Moving on. Did you get my gutfield note? Gutfield! The five.

I.

Believe, Dan, for every 70 on-site kicks, nine are successful.

Neil Kavuto. Why would you make that up?

I didn't make it up. I mean, I looked it up.

What is your source?

On-sidekicks. Com.

That strange odds you're using there of every 70. Seems high. -9. No, it seems like bad math from you. It seems like you could have gotten some factors there. We'll look it up. Thank you. Look how proud he is of the work he's done. He's rummaged around in his pocket. He's taking sips of water.

Do you guys see who's going to be on the Manningcast tonight? Who? Mena. Really? Nice. Mena is a guest on the Manningcast. That's awesome. Pretty excited about this one.

What is the story of the day today in football? Is it just laughing.

At the cow? Jared Parker is getting hired at Troy, the Notre Dame offensive coach.

That is not the story.

Of the day. It's the Cowboys losing Day.

I just.

Cowboys losing. I distract his flight. It's just Cowboys losing. It's the bills being back, too, I'd say. People are now scared of.

The Bulls. Just the one good game, the one late game. That was a bad game. No, but it's a bad game, but it's among teams you know to be good. Yes. Everyone else. One of the things to guys.

Was that-One of those teams.

Is not the playoffs. Look at some of the playoff quarterbacks. Yes. Hey, do you realize how good the Browns might be if that whole Dashawn Watson thing had been good money spent? They're nine and five.

Oh, they are?

But, Mike, in the AFC, you have the Ravens, their quarterback is healthy, the Dolphins quarterback is healthy, which should be the biggest story of the year. Chief's quarterback is healthy, Jaguar's quarterback is healthy. The drop-off from the division winners to the wildcard teams?

Yeah. So you.

Have four.

Elite- It's almost like we explored that.

Earlier in the show. But Joe Flacko, Gairdner, Nashville.

Would like to circle back to two broke girls. Are there.

More broke girls?

I have found that Stugantz, by the end of Monday after God-blessed football, he has very little in the tank like Koday.

Perhaps three broke girls. Well, you said something that I said, and I was trying to hammer home the point. That's all I was.

Trying to do there. But we've covered that part already.

Yeah, but you brought it up again.

That chef is a bit pushy.

I did not bring it up through the same prism of talking about the same things about whether the quarterbacks are healthy.

Is there anything Jennifer Coolidge.

Can't do? Apology.

Now.