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It's the Greg Cody Show 08 No.8. This is the local hour. Sorry about that. I thought this is the Greg Cody Show podcast. Hello, Greg Cody. It's a shipping container like Roy, Billy, Tony. What's up, Dad? How are you guys doing? Good to be here. What is it? Are you a blue or red Doritos guy?

I don't I'm not a Doritos fan. I know that's blasphemous to say, but you're nonpartisan when it comes. I didn't. I just picked a random day to start blue or red Doritos. I don't know. There's no reason for it. I just figured let's have a nice old, good old fashioned debate with two colors being like the difference.

Well, it's not non-partisan. He's not voter. OK, right. Don't vote. You know, that's that's people are not going to be happy with that. You're sitting it out. You're not going to vote.

Well, I'm setting up the Dorita election, not the other one, but I'm not talking about that. Why are you bringing up politics like, you know, I thought I thought Doritos were like chip colored, like, why are they blue and red to begin with?

Differentiate the flavors, you know, like nacho cheese is red. Cool ranch is blue.

What a treat. Greg Cody.

Two days in a row it is. I'm lucky. We feel I feel honored to have them here.

Yeah. I don't I didn't even sense any sarcasm in Billy saying that. So no, I excited Greg.

My favorite day of the week is the day that you're in. So now we get two of them. Unfortunately, in this instance is normally this would be where we talk to you about what we basically did at the entire show yesterday. So that has kind of been removed from the local our Greg Cody experience today. We got all the two out of our system yesterday.

Yeah, that's too bad. Too bad. I was going to say yeah, because it's, you know, the the dawning of the new era down here. I feel like it's worth more than a day's commentary. And, you know, people are going to too many people are going to look back at two is actual debut as a starter, as disappointing. But I don't think it was I think it was surrounded by great defense. And he did enough and he threw a touchdown and it looked accurate.

I think, you know, there's a lot to be hopeful for.

One of the things one of the things that we didn't talk about yesterday from the Dolphins game was how at some point in the game yesterday, they they showed the difference in the temperatures on the sidelines. They should, because apparently the dolphins have it like schematically, like they did their stadium and they said, yeah, they're in the shade, like they did that on purpose where the dolphins are in the shade and the the visiting team is it. And I saw I don't believe what I saw that they said that it was like a hundred and thirty five degrees on the visiting sidelines.

I believe it, yeah, I tweeted about it on Sunday where they were going to the stand up of whoever the reporter was for Fox, and they were like, yeah, they're really hot over here. And the temperature gauge was at one hundred and forty degrees. And I was like, I may not be the smartest guy in the room, but I'm pretty sure that the Rams visiting sideline is a hundred and forty degrees like me. That to me was great.

Obviously was right field. It's one of those things that it's not only that it's directly into the sunlight. You can't take temperature from something that's directly into the sunlight because then it skews whatever the.

The reading is going to be for the intimidation factor, Tony. Yeah, it's just a heady play by the team. I didn't realize that that's well thought out, like to be like we're going to always be in the shade and these guys are just going to be melting in the sun. It's I love it.

I think the key is that on the dolphin, on the Hardrock Stadium visitor's sideline, the space heaters are very well disguised on the bench. You know, they're very difficult to see them emitting red rays.

Is that a joke? So you're saying the dolphins are putting extra heat on the sideline? Yeah, space heaters. I'm not confirming it. I'm just, you know, I'm just promulgating a rumor as all I'm doing.

Right. That wasn't funny.

Well, it's true. It's a true rumor. It's actually a false rumor. But that's OK. Well, how about we talk about this upcoming week against Arizona and what two is going to do against Kliff Kingsbury attaboys. Yes, it's going to happen if there's a game. I mean, we've already got a couple of test positive for the cardboards, but hopefully they'll they'll play out there. Arizona is one of those weird teams. You're not sure like the Dolphins.

Maybe you're not sure if they're, like, pretty darn good or average or, you know, I don't know.

I don't know about Arizona. Do you guys?

I mean, what do you think of the twenty fourth in the league in points against. So the defense isn't exactly great, right. Yeah. Whereas to get a pretty good defense and arguably the best defensive player in the league in his debut as a starter. So he'll get a little bit of a little bit of a break. He needs a ground game behind him, though, you know, otherwise teams are just going to just really fill the box against him.

One thing that he was able to avoid was Jalen Ramsey. Right. So he hasn't played a legit top corner in this league yet. And obviously he played Aaron Donald in the offensive line, did their part to at least stop, what with the Rams defensive line was doing. But this is the Cardinals team that also completely shut off DK Metcalf with Patrick Peterson, too. So that's going to that's going to be bad news for Daunte Parker, who's obviously the number one for the Miami Dolphins.

And if you look at what Dick Metcalf was able to do just a week after we had, what, one hundred and sixty yards and two touchdowns, it's going to be a tough number one day for Devante Parker. And that's going to be interesting for me, because if Tua is going to be shying away from Patrick Peterson, somebody else, Preston Williams, get Seki, somebody else is going to have to step up. And I think the the cardinal secondary is exposed enough where they can probably get some stuff with the secondary and tertiary receivers on the team.

The Cardinals are one of these teams. They're like the Panthers where I just can never get them right. Like if I predict them to lose, they win. If I think they're going to win, they lose. It's Greg. I wish we had that sneeze on a mike goes on you just like a big sneeze. I had two in a row. Sorry about that. Thank God for the mute button. Yeah.

You know what? One of the things that impressed me about, too, and you mentioned this goes along with what you guys were talking about. He didn't force many passes in his starting debut.

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Big victory this week for Greg Cody and Greg Cody podcast, as he has been designated a parody artist and can now do you songs. Moving forward, you join the likes of Weird Al Yankovic. How do you feel, Greg?

I feel I feel pretty good, Billy. I really do. You know, as as the inventor of song on the Today show, way back in the day, I feel proud of the little niche that that I created that to a degree, lives on to this day. I think there's a great comedic value in taking a popular song and rewriting the lyrics to fit whatever is happening in local sports or what have you. I think that's the best part.

Sighs My daughter cries in the background.

The best part of your song was is the best part about your song was is that afterwards you're like, I think it needs more comedy. And I'm like, Dad, your voice sounds ridiculous in it. That's the comedy. Yeah.

Well, I had a couple of lines that that you edited out, including one where I referred to two as our golden Samoan. That was a line that I particularly like the golden Samoan with two words that sort of did a little dance together in my mind, but I'm fine that they were cut out. You know, you're the producer.

Surprised it took you this long to be. This establishes as a parody artist, you've been doing this, what, for 15 years now at least, where you've been writing these songs and you have, you know, all this because of the law, which, you know, sometimes gets in the way of the fun stuff. You have to follow certain rules and you weren't allowed, but now you're free to fly like a bird.

Yeah, I am a free bird. I'm flying it. And you're right. You know, this is a I think I've always been a parody artist, but this is the first time corporate lawyers have given me their rubber stamp of approval. You know, in the first time I've tried to do it in a podcast as opposed to on the Today show. Er so it's been fun. It's been fun. I appreciate the opportunity.

You feel like that stamp of approval is going to incentivize you to do it more. Now that you're not the bad boy of the parody songs, you're going to kind of lose your edge.

No, I think I think I'll do it more. The thing about my podcast is there's a lot like I sing all the time in my podcast, you know, like one of my top ten things related to Halloween was praising the song Monster MASH. And of course, I couldn't stop myself. I had to sing a couple of lines from the monster mash because that's that's what I do. So, Chris, where am I? Right. I sing throughout the podcast like there's not a podcast that goes by where you don't find me singing a couple of lines or a few jingles or something.

Yeah, it's annoying.

I'm surprised it's someone as musical as you are, Greg, that you never took up playing instruments of any kind.

You know, that's a that's a very good point by you. And if you ask me what you know, you're an old guy. Do you have any regrets in life? That's probably my biggest regret, really, is that is that I never learned an instrument. And, you know, I encourage I bought Christopher a guitar a couple of Christmases ago that I think have cobwebs on it.

But no, it's actually I use it as like a decorative almost like a little ukulele type thing. I do it if I want to pull it out, be a crowd pleaser, decorative. Well, do it right now. Go get it. Play the ukulele for us.

No, but I think Meely I think you bring up a good point. You know, we all, whether we admit it or not, we all have a couple of little regrets in life. Hopefully they're little and not major. But one of mine seriously is that I just never learned to play the piano. I even had my girlfriend before I met my wife was an expert piano player, and she tried to teach me and I just did not have the aptitude or the patience to learn.

Piano is one that's intrigued me. Violin later in life, watching YouTube videos of songs being played on violin is something that I like because it's a very smooth transition from note to note. It's not the abrupt change from one note to another, right?

Yeah, I do love the violin. Chris is playing the ukulele and we can't hear it, you can't hear it, but there you go.

I think it may be too loud. It's not next to a microphone. Also not tuned like this is not sad.

I mean, you have the ability to tune it. I just know you just spin these things, right? Yeah. Yes. That's all you got to do. Yeah. Yeah. I've just found a couple of times that fall into place. Right. Yeah. Yeah.

Yes, I here at all. Yeah, I hear it's not good, I don't know how to play it like you'll learn.

I feel like Dad told us his top five regrets is a bit we should do.

I don't know if I have five, but I definitely lack of a musical instrument is definitely one. What are you guys his regrets.

Oh wow. We're going to go down this rabbit hole.

Well, it doesn't you know, that's the thing about people talk about regrets and everybody thinks it has to be, you know, some big, heavy, serious thing I think I regret can be minor. I mean, I don't look at the fact that I can't play the piano and wish I did. I mean, that's something that I lose sleep over.

You know what?

Life is too short for regrets, Greg. There you go, Roy. I'll put that on a bumper stickers. I was just about to say, I guarantee you, I've Roy, I feel like if we said to you, what are your life regrets, you'd be like, nope, none. Exactly. None. Roy Bellamy has led the perfect life, ladies and gentlemen.

He has no regrets. He has nothing that makes him the happiest. He is a life of no emotion.

That's right. Very neutral down the middle. Roy, welcome back. Unprogressive. Come on, Roy, answer the question.

Red or blue? Gritos Blue. What are you talking about? Of course I have book bags in the house, so, you know. Oh, wow.

Nonpartisan.

No, I believe it's bipartisan. Oh, jeez.

It had to be that guy. You had to be that guy.

What is the third party color for a redo. There's a purple bag of Doritos. Sweet, sweet chili. That's the best one in my opinion. That's my favorite, Tony, of a third party guy. I'm a purple guy. Yeah, he's independent.

Sweet chili. I love I love it, I think this is we should have guests on today all show and just be like red or blue Dorita to say it seems like you've been working this bit out like you want this to take as you keep bringing it back.

Yeah. Yeah. It's just I think it's just a funny you know, it's just me being wacky we can't talk about. So let's let's talk about something that similary colors. It's such a wacky day. It's really it's why I really don't have anything else on my docket today because I'm just ready for all this crap to be over. Right. Yeah.

I wish we could say it's going to be over tonight, but of course it won't be. Xeroderma goes back today is dude, I was watching his it is so scary to be somebody who works as like a vet, obviously, like obviously being a normal. That's not that scary. But like, I was looking at pictures where this, like, gigantic tiger lion is like under anesthesia and the doctor has like the full arm inside this animal's mouth. And if it came out of, like if it woke up, it would just clamp down and, like, bite this lady's arm off.

It's just crazy how, you know, know, it's obvious. It's just the medical field. It's crazy that there's gigantic lion is laying there and like, not moving. So tiger. It was a lie, and I think, you know, something that I have wondered that I want to ask Ron about, but I'll probably forget to ask him about how much. Well, you know what? I don't know that he'll know because he's not a vet.

But I wonder how much a regular vet, when you go to veterinary school, how many different animals do they train you to see? And how similar are animals? You know, I guess in terms of organs or whatever, where you can say, well, I could treat a cat, I could treat a dog, I could treat a hamster like there's a lion on animals that vets are trained to treat. And how different is a vet that works like you're saying, like we've seen him have procedures on giraffes and lions and all kinds of animals.

How different are they built on the inside? That general veterinary training qualifies them to see all of these different animals?

I think I think I can answer this a little bit. There's all sorts of specialties. I remember years ago I did a feature story on an equine dentist. All he did was take care of the mouths of horses, big race horses, thoroughbreds and all that. And it's you know, that's especially where if you run a horse to your local vet who's 90 percent of his business with dogs and cats, they'd be like, what the hell are you bringing this thing in here?

I mean, he would he I don't think he didn't know what to do and he wouldn't touch that horse unless it was under anesthesia. So, you know, and let alone a wild animal like like you see in a zoo, I think that's such a special.

Like, I feel like horses because of like horse racing. Maybe that's like a specialty where that you that covers the bills being a horse dentist. But like, if you're if you're an ant specialist, like if I went to vet school and my specialty is ants, like, I don't feel like I need to have another specialty too. I need to do ants and rodents and you know what I mean? Like, I can't just be ants because there's not a big demand for that.

Imagine if I was an ant dentist and would just no work. I'd be like, I know how to fix a.. But there's just no demand for it and have teeth. I don't know.

There's only like two claws in front of the mouth and whatever. That's I mean, that's why it's not difficult to be an ant dentist. I'm just giving the example.

Right. I have a bit of a divisive issue to bring up, but I feel like today might be the day to do it because I've wondered this and what you're seeing kind of leads us into that. What do you think is the worst college major in terms of your going and you're trying to study something that's a passion and you're racking up all this debt that you realize will absolutely never pay off? Like what is one major that you encountered in college or someone say like, oh, I'm studying to be a blah, blah, blah.

And you're like, oh, I don't think there's going to be much of a career in that.

I don't know why they're offering you that right now.

Probably sociology will. You know, you got to do with that.

And liberal I I knew a couple of people that did liberal arts and it doesn't really mean anything like, so what is it? It has something to do with politics. No. Has something to do with art.

And it's just I'm just here in a liberal arts, like some sort of a math class. No, no.

I swear in high school, it wasn't the most basic math class liberal arts I could. I guess that just does. That wouldn't make sense.

No, no. That has anything to do with my eventually.

Communication, when I was in college, you guys were not right about that, you type in liberal arts to Google and the first thing that pops up is math and then math, too. And yeah, I feel like I got the requisite courses, those courses. Chris, liberal arts, math, I mean.

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How many math classes did you guys take in college? Because this is a fascinating thing for me to ask people because I have a certain number that I took. Did you guys go through like the gamut of all the college math courses while you were doing, like, your undergraduate degree?

Yeah, that was a sad long story for me. I stopped at calculus while I was doing a computer science. I really stopped because I had this job. I got this job. So I stopped, really. But yeah, that was not fun. I think I did, too.

College math classes. I think that's all my high school math credits counted towards college. But I feel like I only did the math classes.

I tried to do as least as possible from high school to college. I was playing basketball and they're like, all right, well, these are the classes that you need to take. And one of them was a remedial math class was like the lowest remedial math class because like and I've talked to her before, like, I'm horrible at math in school setting. So I did geometry like two or three times in high school. I was doing algebra to it like sophomore kids my senior year.

I just didn't really care. So I get it. I get today and I'm like, hey, what's the math?

That's like this is the lowest remedial math class you can get. Guys, it took me two semesters to finish the one, the lowest remedial math class. I ended up taking like one more remedial and that was it. I never took another math class my entire time in college like five years ago. I understand you say you're bad at math in a class setting. So what you get in the house was like like like addition, subtraction, division, multiplication, like stuff like that.

I can do easily. Oh, OK. Like money, you know, stuff I can do easily. But when it comes to like angles or replacing things with letters X X I like you want to but I'm not, I'm not.

So you're not good. Pass algebra algebra.

I used to love basic math that I could apply to sports like division like the percent that was three thirteenth.

I could apply to baseball. If you were three for thirteen it means you were batting to thirty one.

I used to think that was so cool that you actually am pretty impressive with your ability to do that. Can you flex for us a little bit like your strength in knowing the batting averages for like, like just start going.

That's all division. Like what's one four seven.

I know like I mean I know it's basic division, but like my dad knows he's in his head like the exact average like one four seven is one forty three.

Right. But in four for fourteen is up to eighty six.

And I mean it's impressive once you get beyond that and math like the calculus and all that stuff. If I couldn't apply it to my I guess that's true of all education for me, if I couldn't apply it to my everyday life, it didn't hold much interest to me.

When I was in school, I had to create a computer program that calculated Dan Marino's rookie passer rating.

And for whatever reason, I could not figure out how to do it, I kind of get it done and that's when I knew I could not be a computer programmer, when I could not apply that to sports. I know I was in trouble. That's all I did. I ruined a million baseball cards growing up because I collected them fervently and I would write all over the back of them, you know? So if I ever unearth, like, a valuable Pete Rose rookie card or something, it would be worthless because it would have writing all over the back.

But I would add up stats and is just crazy.

So I'm looking up a list now of thirty four weird but cool college majors.

And on here is auctioneering bagpipe being Bakary Science Citris comedy writing is on here. New technology. Egyptology, like Egyptology, seems like a thing where you're probably going to get if you're going to get like a master's in Egyptology, right, you're probably going to spend a ton of money to do that. And I don't know how many Egyptologists there are in a given city. Right. It seems like a very precise thing if you want to be an Egyptologist as to where it is that you can get work.

Right.

Right. I think Egypt would be a good starting point, seems like the starting point would be Egypt or the neighboring countries near Egypt.

Yes, floral management, mortuary science. Oh, wow.

We're going to war. That actually probably would pay decent.

Yeah. Funeral homes make a ton of money, like a ton of money. And it is a business that if run properly, you should never go out of business. Right. Because it sounds bad, but everyone's going to die.

I mean, Greatcoat, you talked to Andre Dawson about it, so that's true on the Greg Koti Show podcast. That was a scintillating interview, as you might expect. It couldn't have had the less.

The funniest part about that interview is trying to get Andre Dawson on Zoom.

But Andre, can you hear me? I just remember having, like, a visual of my dad saying that, like, nine times.

Andre, can you hear me?

That was actually funny because, you know, Andre Dawson is not. An effervescent personality to begin with, and I'm talking to him about running a funeral home in the middle of a pandemic and having covered patients, victims come in. And so it was like the least funny subject imaginable with a guy who's talks like a funeral director. So it was like a very challenging interview, that one.

All right. How about this one, Greg, at the University of Connecticut? You can study puppet arts. I like samples, of course, is public production techniques, voice and dictation, scene design, painting trends in contemporary American puppetry, marionette performance and marionette construction.

But it leads you to the big leagues of Sesame Street. That's the thing is outside of, you know, the Sesame Street's of the world where you're going to use your puppetry skills. I mean, I guess Jason Segel is one person who has really taken puppetry as far as you can outside of the dancing realm. Yeah, but does he make his own puppets?

I don't know. I guess. I mean, you're you're omitting the fantasy football show. Yaru you can get at a puppeteer there. Yeah. We got in trouble for that. Don't don't play with puppets without the proper clearance. Don't don't play with the puppets because that leads to a series of emails. Racetrack industry at the University of Arizona racetrack marketing and media relations, race track laws and enforcement.

I mean, there's lots of things here that you can't study laws and enforce engineering at the college, at Cal State. That's see, there's a future there, is there? Yeah.

And it's like we're headed down a path with theme parks where everything's just going to be indoors. Right. Like look at some of the latest. I guess they've added roller coasters now, but like Universal Studios, for example, in Orlando, there was a time where everything they were adding just seemed to be things with massive screens that were like motion simulators, the Fast and Furious. Right. I've never been on because I heard that it was just like the new khong ride that they went on.

The ride was basically you're sitting a little cart and moves from time to time. And then there's like a screen that just goes all around. It's like it's basically soaring, like a modern version of soaring. Right. Kind of thing. Uh, historians like that where it's just this big screen and you're just like, see, that's interesting because Soran is a ride that I enjoy.

I love hate it used to hate it because I'm not a big hights guy, but I got over it. But Soarin is one that I would enjoy because that's exactly what you thought it was going to be, where the other ones are kind of soul. This theme as a thrill ride. They're trying to trick you. It's not like they're trying to trick you, but there's no thrill in just sitting in a car that's moving and a screen is going around.

You bring back the old disaster ride at Universal Studios, where you have the tanker come down from the roof and you'd have a big flame, a ball of flame go up and water's rushing by you or you thought you were stuck in this subway terminal and you were in peril. That's what I want. Not a screen with images of that.

That new avatar ride is amazing, though. It's exactly what you're kind of ranting against. It's just no, it's a simulation. You're never you're never actually moving. You're just like, you know, like on a bike, essentially just moving, like you're just rumbling.

What does anybody get sick on those roads? Because I do I get wicked motion sickness on any of those rides actually are going anywhere. Nobody else. Sickness.

I got motion sickness on one of the one of the Harry Potter ones. I think it's the one in the castle. I don't know which one it was.

I got motion sickness on that one where that one's old school, that one you actually move around. But that right always is broken that we're talking about, the one at Islands of adventure that that Harry Potter I'd like every single time I've been on that ride at some point in the middle of the ride, it says, please wait. The ride will continue shortly.

What is one ride that is always broken? Because I know one that always has a delay and I'm not sure if I should say it or not, because, you know, it's part of our company.

But once I know it was whispered, I know exactly what you don't think is Troy. It's a small world. No, I said I've never I don't ever remember. It's small world being broken. I don't know when it was broken. I don't think it's broken.

I think they just delay it so that people can come on and off. But that's not the one. And that's a weird one because it's a small world. It's not like it's breaking because it's like super integrate. You're just in boats that the water is pushing. So you'd think it'd be pretty simple for that not to break. It's a small world. I've always wanted to make a bet with whoever is running Disney. This is a really strange fantasy of mine and I don't want to say because I don't want someone to do it, but I've always wanted.

To make a bet with whoever's in charge where the prize is, all the change and it's a small world to allow all the change at the bottom of it's a small world could probably last me three lifetimes. So much change down there. And you could tell that it's been there for like 60 years because it's the color of the Statue of Liberty. And none of that change is probably moving. If you were to take it to like a coin store or wherever, it probably wouldn't even register as money anymore, because I'm sure that the faces have totally washed away.

But that's not the ride that's always broken, the ride that's always broken. When I go Pirates of the Caribbean, really always a delay.

I'll get a fast pass for it and then I'll come back. And the little pirate people are outside dressed up and they're like, oh, yo ho ho. Now come back in an hour or two. Or you could use this fastpass for and it's usually one of the big rides. So that's a gamble that you take.

Sometimes it's usually it's usually they can they'll give you just a blanket fastpass like here's one fastpass. You can use it on any ride.

I have a theory that I'm not ready to share because I don't want to ruin the whole FastPass industry, but they all work any time.

No, that's not I don't know.

I'm thinking maybe there's certain classifications. There's like an a right of the right of C, right. Whatever it is, roller coaster thrill rides. Maybe you're the top and I don't know. But I feel like maybe or at least back in the day now, it's like very advanced technology where, you know, they know where you are at all times and a lot of these parts. But I feel like at a certain point in time it may have been like classifications.

And if you had a fastpass for a certain classification, you could use it at any of those classifications. But that's just the theory. I don't know.

I love how you are like treading lightly, like we've been the most there's nobody that's been more pro Disney theme parks than this show. And the local our in particular, like, it'd be funny if they came in and nitpicked, like the one sentence that you said. And they're like and you got into some big trouble for saying that sometimes the pirates is I love Disney parks and I want to do anything to endanger my ability to go to Disney Portsmouth's.

I mean, did we just there's no show that builds up Disney Parks more than this one.

So, like, I feel like we're safe here.

I love a good theme park, but it's been it, man. It'll probably be like. A year since I've been to a theme park because I didn't go at the end of last year, I haven't come this year, you may say I do a little, but I used to go on a regular basis.

I went in January right before the world.

A lot of people are going now and it seems like they've figured it out and everybody does this thing where they go and then they post on social media about, hey, guys, it's safer. It's safer than you'd imagine.

Seems like safety protocols are in place. You just, I think, need to make reservations in advance to go there.

But that's what people as somebody, as we talked about last week with Jason Lesia, as somebody who has ventured out to a restaurant or two, it's what you say after you do something like that to make people feel less bad about you doing it. Like if you do something reckless, you just say they're taking all the precautions. It was very safe. I was never around anybody. Even if you were you just say all those things so that people don't judge you.

Yes, you're right about that. You know, you are I do that myself, because when you announce that you've been to a restaurant, you know, people are all of a sudden wondering, wow, did you catch anything? I mean, are you safe to be around now? So it's a weird thing I had. My exterminator is trying to come to my house to do this annual treatment. And I'm like, you know what? I don't want strangers in my house right now.

If they don't have to be, I'll put up with a couple of ants on my kitchen counter that I'll kill myself. You know, I don't know.

Is that weird? I mean, people like exterminators and handymen and everything. If if I don't particularly know you, you're not in my house right now.

In the UK, you can study surf science and technology science. Wow. It's examples, of course, is our culture of surf and sport, physical and geographical influences of surfing and surf business, job prospects, surf related field, surf business surf instructor.

I don't think people in the UK surfing going back to the life regrets thing.

One of the one of the regrets I have is not going to Hawaii to do schooling and university.

I feel like that would have been a really cool like three or four years just to go out and live in Hawaii and just do school there. But you're there, dude. I may be frozen. I don't know if you can hear anything I'm saying now. I heard you. Why are we all frozen out for you?

I was breaking up there. I heard a good regret. I actually the other day. That's so funny that he was just like, I hope you guys aren't it. And now he's frozen. You understand? I'm sorry. You know, but I actually thought about that the other day. I don't understand. Like, Nick Saban should leave Alabama and go to Hawaii. Like, imagine if Nick Saban just wanted to turn Hawaii into, like, the powerhouse of college football, like it's the best place to live.

What Tony's talking about, it's like there's better you can go surfing. Like, I feel like that's an untapped market for like, why don't why isn't Hawaii like a powerhouse in college football? How much did you hear of me?

Because I froze, like, midway through.

Did you want to you basically say, yeah, one of your great regrets would have been going to live in Hawaii and do college? Yeah, OK.

I would regret it was actually comedically perfect because like as you were finishing up, you're like, can anybody hear me? It sounded like what's his name? Billy did the impression. Bronson It did. What do you think's a demand for a jazz historian? That one killed in the seventies?

That's that's that was like a big thing in the 70s. Not as much now, I bet.

I mean, you got to be for documentaries and whatnot, right? Like, if somebody is doing something on John Coltrane, on him, you got to be there as an expert.

All right, Greg, send us out. Tell us who you're blue or red Doritos, who you vote for and then get us out of here and promote your podcast.

Yeah, I've always been a big, big fan of Doritos. I have to say, man, I'm just saying your blue rules, you know, the Doritos, I mean.