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Not bad. Oh, Jesus. Not bad. It's terrible.

Did we hide it well? How well hidden was it? Was it hidden well at all? I stood up. I thought that we didn't get the visual payoff we wanted of you being truly disgusting there. I feel like you won that one. You got shirtless and you won again. The abs helped him. Is it going to be a source of shame on the internet? You know, Kelsey's people are now coming after you. The Swifties, you're trending. The New York Post aggregated your thoughts. They quoted you. You're in trouble with the Swifties. You're in trouble with Chiefs fans. And now the latest internet image of you is just you, shirtless and looking better. I think that most people would have assumed you looked even though you used plants and markers to protect yourself.

I cheated.

I did. But is it embarrassing to you? The photo I'm looking at that Mike Ryan is holding up there doesn't look hugely embarrassing. You have a scarf. You don't look necessarily fit, but it's not folds of undulating fat either.

The chest hair, not terrible.

No.

You look a bit like a superhero, I would say. I can't.

Look at myself. I can't look at myself.

What superheroes did.

You guys look like? Exactly. You don't look embarrassed. -thank you, Mike. I think I am embarrassed by it. You don't look embarrassing? Look at him.

He's a.

50-year-old man.

What spin zone is this? He's got the.

Swifty's mad at him.

They.

Didn't understand.

The take. I'll get to the Swifty's in a second. But the framework, Mike, you could see it, right? When I was 18, 19, chiseled. You could see it in there, somewhere deep inside of me.

I thought so. La Crosse champion.

Oh, not really. We were one in 10. I was the backup goalie. Anyway, enough of Kansas City and the Swiftys. I don't really care about the Swiftys, the Chiefs fans enough.

You just don't want Travis mad at you.

I don't want Travis mad at me, but they weren't my words. They were words of Chiefs fans if this continues. And you know what I learned? It's already happening. It's already happening on 8/10, K-H-B in Kansas City, I believe. People are already calling into that radio station, calling into the host, nick Lowry. They are calling in to certain guys, and they are saying that Travis Kelsey is not as focused as he's been years past. That's all I was trying to say.

It also happened here when.

You said it. The second you start taking, I'm a Jets fan, I don't care. Travis, we're good. He's great to my daughter. I love him. They have a nice relationship. They train together. Fantastic. But Kansas City fans, do me a favor. Like you're above this, like you're a better fan base than we are. Get the hell out of here, okay? Not only are you going to do it, you're already doing it, according to my sources in Kansas City, okay? The grapevine, the NFL grapevine in Kansas City. The larger point I was trying to make is the second you start taking away their feel good. I'm a fan, okay? So I could speak to this. The second you start taking away my feel good is the second you don't matter to me anymore. I don't like that I'm like that, but I'm like that. And most fan bases are like that. In fact, every fan base is like that. And if the Chiefs continue to lose games, Chief fans are going to come down hard on Travis Kelsey, and I was just trying to warn a fan. But the Kansas City people coming at me acting like they would never do that, get out of here.

They're.

Already doing it. You know what the K and KC stands for? Cry Babies. I mean, seriously, probably should have went with the C there.

You can talk directly to them.

You should be.

Addressing them directly. With the K?

You're not afraid of the Swifties.

There was a C in it. Right there for you.

Right next to it.

You could talk directly.

To the Swifties.

You're probably-I don't.

Care about.

The Swifty. The Swifties are going to get mad at me no matter what. It doesn't matter. I've been ripping Taylor Swift for years.

You.

Have been? I said, listen at the Grammys, she makes it all about her and her friends. The cameras are only on Taylor. Like, there are no other artists there.

Just fill in the blank artist's name with that same take.

Well, we're going to update the polls here in a second because Chris Cody's got a few of them over there. But I just want to be clear on the controversy that ends our week that allows us to be thankful during Thanksgiving for the existence of Stugat. Stugat is trending in the news because he has dared to say that in the future, Kansas City fans, if more games are lost, they will.

Say that Travis.

Kelsey is distracted because of his relationship with the very popular Taylor Swift. Correct.

Little did I know. Not just that. The podcast, the commercials, Taylor Swift, not focused on the game, going to ESP and pre-game show before the game.

You're.

Not saying that. I'm not saying it.

You're not saying that. That's a long.

List of.

Things you just mentioned that you're.

Not saying. I'm trying to warn Travis because he's never been through this. He's always been popular in Kansas City that it's about to happen. Little did I know, Dan, when I said it yesterday, it's already happening.

How about that? But what's being reported by The New York Post is that you're.

Saying it. Well, I didn't say it. But you're saying it. Well, that's a bad job by The Post. Fake news.

Fake news by The New York Post.

Journalism is dead, Dan.

You didn't say that.

I didn't say a word. I'm just trying to tell you. You said many words. Listen, you can come in every Monday. They're my words, they're not my words. You can come in every single Monday, Dan. You can. You can ask me, What is this radio host saying in this market? And I will tell you exactly what it is.

They're saying. I'd like to play that game in the future.

Let's do that.

Cincinnati, Ohio.

Right now. Season is over, Joe Borough, but he'll be back next year. We'll be good again. But you know what? Let's lose the rest of the games this season. Forget about the playoffs. Get a good draft pick, get a good offensive line, and maybe someone on defense, and we'll be back next year.

Ready to go. Joe Borough, Injuryprone?

No.

Winner. Knoxville, Tennessee.

Knoxville, Tennessee. That's interesting. Knoxville, Tennessee. Is that close to where the.

Titans are? Yes.

Well, I'm trying to think of a university up to Tennessee.

You can do either of them. Which one? It's your game. I mean, it's in the same.

State.

Some would say.

It's.

Your game. Vrabel, Hotsey. That's it. Vrabel, Hotsey. Can't get it done. No more Ryan Tana Hill. We don't think Will Levis is any good. Mylik Willis wasn't good. He's the guy who drafted both quarterbacks. The time has come for us to move on from the mic variable.

Okay, Boise, Idaho.

Boise, Idaho. That's a tough one. I have to get up to speed.

I'll give you some time here, Stugato. Blue Field.

There's a coaching search going on.

There is? We'll come back to that after we update the polls.

Let's make it.

Nfl markets.

Yes, that's your wheelhouse, certainly.

God bless football. A new edition out today. Chris Cody, are you ready to update the polls.

For the week? Born ready.

Are you? Well, then let me mention that all the polls are brought to you by dollarshave Club, Epic Razors, epically affordable; find them in Sours or online.

Is ass-whooping an international language? 97% say yes. Wow. Russell Wilson has a flirt. Robotic or romantic? 93% robotic. Is so were clear always said with menace.

It has.

To be. 92 %, of course, say yes. Holidays, joyful, stressful. 62 %, shocking, stressful.

Wow.

You're shocked by that?

I would think more than half would say joyful. I get it. It's stressful once you have kids. Whoa, did I say that out loud? You did. This is misspelled. Is it dangerous to bring an animal back from the dead? 93% say yes.

Barbara Streisand did that.

So did the President of Argentina.

When it comes to proper English.

What's what the right-wing politicians and hair?

This hair is insane. You see the thing of him ripping off the stuff from theover the thing? It was great. I loved it.

He had this.

Big bulletin board, and then there was names of like, This gone. This, out of here. It was.

Great content. He wants to change the currency to Bitcoin.

He intrigued.

I mean, let's put his picture up and his clone dog somewhere on our screen here so that people can enjoy this dictator the way Tony's enjoying him.

When it comes to proper English, who does it better? Americans or the English? 52%. I'm going to go ahead.

And say the English. Perfect. Just based off of that evidence.

English. Yeah.

The.

English.

Well, it's the English slash British. I was going to say the British.

Got it.

Do you need a Cirque du Soleil show with your ice cream?

That's for you, Colton.

74% say no. Just give.

Me the ice cream. Come on. The first.

Time I liked it. Yeah, birthday cake, the batter, the whole thing. I liked it the first time. Let's take your bachelor. Get out of here and just.

Give me my creep. I got two more here. Does Stugat's lead the world in insincere apologies? Oh, come on. I mean, 97 %.

Yes.

You three %.

Mike, what are you doing?

This next one, Dan. Get ready to celebrate. Canal Street. New York or New Orleans? 64 % New Orleans.

You asked for an apology. Mike Ryan.

Demanded- 3,800 votes.

-that I call myself an idiot.

There was context of.

Fake baggage. I'm sorry, Dan.

Now that fake luggage.

Cannot be found on Canal Street. I don't.

Believe your apologies.

They're always insincere. Also, is Jerry Jones going to live forever?

76 % say yes. That is not how I said it. That poll was meant to protect me privately and publicly. That is not how I said it. Thank you, Chris, Cody. Do you hate when we make you read?

Nope. Glad I'm not doing it anymore.

I read good.