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I'm glad he's back. Sugat, Mason Rudolf is back. Jess, are you happy? Mason Rudolf is back in our lives.

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He's starting?

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He is starting.

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Yeah, I was reminded that he was still on the roster. No, Dan, this is a good thing. He's better than Trubiski. Yes, he is. Trubiski, real bad.

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Are you sure? Nothing matters at this point, let's be honest. They're a playoff team. I feel like the Simpsons meme where it's like, No, this is the worst day of your life so far. Watching the Steelers the last three weeks. Because after the Cardinals game, I was like, This was the worst Steelers game I've ever seen in my life. Then I watched the Patriots game and I'm like, This is the worst Steelers game I've ever watched in my life. Then I saw two and a half quarters of the Colts game, and I was like, No, this is the worst Steelers game I've ever seen in my life.

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The Dolphins are actually entertaining. This is a weird season.

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It's bizarre. I absolutely hate it. I hate it here.

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It.

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Is an odd season. But I'm happy for my Dolphins.

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Thank.

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You.

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Your Dolphins?

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Wait a minute. When was this added to your team?

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What do you mean? She moved down here. She relocated her life. She's just as much a fan as anybody.

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The more, the merrier.

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I would think.

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You're a Chargers fan?

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No, I'm not. I'm Dolphin. He ruled that I'm Dolphins.

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Yeah.

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No, but they voted.

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Hey, what's going on? Is Two of his arms still okay? He still has that shark bite.

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On it. Yeah, that seems like it was- That was at had underreported. He had just a giant chunk missing from his arm. Wasn't that the Black.

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Friday game? It was like all white meat left. Yeah. Is that bone? He had a huge chunk of his arm just removed. If that happened in an action movie, someone would say it's just a flesh wound, but it's a fleshy piece that came off.

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I also felt bad, and you're a tattoo guy. He just got that whole arm done.

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-whole arm done.

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-now he has a giant hole in the.

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Middle of it. My first thing was good God. Like, That was my first thought. Good God, that seems bad. It was so chunky that it wasn't even bleeding. It was just a clean rip of the flesh. Then my mind immediately went there, which is, That's a lot of money that he spent on that sleeve. He's got a lot of time that went into it. He's got to do that whole thing over. It may never.

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Be good. What's that set you back? A sleeve like that.

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It depends on the artist.

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He probably had an.

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Expensive one.

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He probably had an expensive one. Just ballpark it for us. What do you think?

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What's an expensive one?

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How many What's.

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Your unit?

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$800.

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Bucks? My unit's 50.

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No, that whole arm's.

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More than $800. Your unit's $800 bucks? No, I was guessing how much.

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Does that too cost?

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You think an arm to cost $800? I don't know.

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I would say north of $800.

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Yeah, his arm, for sure. I've got pieces that are.

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$800 bucks. I see. I've never had a tattoo.

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So I don't know. I have one that was done by an artist of repute, and that was well into the thousands and.

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-were you well.

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Into it? -yeah, it was good work, but I have a-.

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Which one is this?

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-that's the elephant. That money could have gotten.

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You Cam Warp. -you have an elephant on you? Well, I got paid and switched on that one. On the... Not on Cam Warp. -why do you have an elephant? -on the tattoo. I went to a really good artists is the guy that... I told you I have a tattoo done by Tattoo Pandor, the guy that did.

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The-did you have a guy that stole money from you?

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Oh, yeah, I got that money back on Apple Pay, which is making me work for it. No, the leg tattoo that I have via-I thought it was a tree. This is Bad Bunny's artist. This is David Beckham's artist, Justin Bieber's artist.

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Did you go wanting an elephant or you just said, give me whatever you want?

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How does it feel to be.

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The crappiest celebrity he's wanting on his leg? -what would David Beckham want on his leg?

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-they're crappier ones.

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-all right, that's true. Yeah, they're crappier. But you're actually a level of celebrity. There's probably common folks.

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I don't think he's talking to his clients about the time that he...

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I want to hear the crappier.

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One, though. I'm trying to get to that little pump tier. I don't think I'll get there.

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You don't know.

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Who that is. I have no idea. You're laughing way too hard right now. No, but I'm laughing at who's a lesser celebrity than this.

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Guy that this guy has done tattoos for. Yeah, I mean, he does all the details. He's a huge tattoo artist. He's a great tattoo artist, wonderful tattoo artist. I couldn't be happier with that. It's like my second favorite piece that's on me right now. But also a friend of mine referred me to him. It's tough to get an appointment with him. I assumed it would be expensive, but throughout setting it up and saying what my vision was for the piece, no one had ever gotten to me with a quote, ever. As I'm sitting there in the chair and the process was lengthy and I keep hearing name after name after name being dropped, that is considerably more famous than I am, I started piecing together that I needed to move some funds around.

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He also did Zach Forte's tattoo. -really? -lumberjack, Zach.

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And.

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The Beast? Yeah. Oh, please, dear God, let me know so I could feel better.

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I have a question for Chris Cody before we wrap the postgame show. No, we don't have to get to it now. What? Well, if you want to get to it now, you can get to it now. This is before we wrap the.

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Postgame show. We're trying to have to get to it now, but yes.

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I have a question for Chris before.

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We end this. No, I just wanted to let you guys know if we were still having the same conversation, we could revisit it, but I feel like it's timely today.

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Yeah, give me now.

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Your dad is hosting a holiday sing-along tonight on YouTube?

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Oh, no, I think that might be mis... I think we released that terrible Christmas song that my dad did, the My Nuts Roasting.

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It says right here, the Greg Cody show, a cartoon, Greg Cody, cordishly invites you to join him for a holiday.

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Sing-along- I retweeted it. A cartoon, Greg Cody?

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No, that's... Yet he has put a cartoon of my dad's singing face. It's not live. That's the part that I was pushing back on. Yes, we have put something out that we're releasing tonight.

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It's not a sing-along.

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It is my dad's face bouncing on the lyrics, so it is a sing-along.

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We're not singing with.

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Your dad. I thought it was live. He's live and we're.

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Singing along from home. No, it's a recording of him singing with the bouncing head on the lyrics so you can sing along at home because you will then have the lyrics. Okay. He looks horrifying, by the way. You should check it out just to see how horrifying my dad's face looks.

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As a cartoon or as a human being?

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Both, but especially as a cartoon.