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We have started with our postgame show. I don't think he likes that one bit. He hates it. He hates that. Absolutely. Even though he looks just like him. It's a funny gag. Anytime someone burst into a room, Well, I enjoy it. What do you guys want to talk about today on the postgame show? That we're doing right now. Yeah, we're on it right now. This is it. Cool. Jeremy, so you really put pen to paper and.

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Worked on that one, right? Hey, man.

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-no, I'm asking.

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In the middle of doing all of the other work that I do for this show, Tony, I took all the lyrics of that, and I rewrote a couple of verses thinking, Hey, you know what would be helpful? The type of thing that we don't get often, which is an instant in the moment, Hey, there's news that broke. Afc and NFC Offensive Players of the Week, both from New York. New York, New York. Let's try something. I gave it a shot. Jersey. I ran it by Mike. Jeremy's so angry right now. I am pissed. I am pissed.

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I am pissed. Yeah, you should be. You're pissed.

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You.

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Should be pissed.

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I liked it, Jeremy. I think NFCNA is my favorite part.

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Thank you. Really? Yeah. I didn't get it. Come on. I really liked that. Nfcna.

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The only thing is you could put a little more frank into it.

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I tried. I don't have that in my wheelhouse. You did a great job.

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-fast.

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Spreading the news. Nailed it.

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It was awesome, Jeremy. Keep Hope Alive.

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Keep doing them, bro. Thanks, JuJu. I appreciate that.

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Yeah, I don't want to discourage you or anybody that's going to take a creative hack like that. We need more of that. Don't worry. We need it to be better. But if you're not going to be great, be timely.

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Right, that was my thought. I knew that that wasn't going to be my best work, but I figured timely. It's something that could contribute to the show. I'm here floating today. What else was I supposed to do with my time?

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Not to be confused with soaking.

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No, not soaking. Just floating.

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Have you had that explained to you?

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Do you know what that is? Soaking? Yeah, I know what it is. Okay. Yeah, no, I- That's why you put it in the song. -that's why I.

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Made the joke.

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Well, you didn't make the joke. Well, Thomas made the joke. Thomas made the joke, and I ran out of it. Which one is it? Thomas is my Mormon consultant, and despite the fact that that is apparently just a rumor. About the soaking? -the soaking. It was still a very funny joke, in my opinion. I don't know. I went to Utah. That's why I ran with it.

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That's supposed to mean.

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So did we. Yeah, they didn't seem to fight it when we brought it up.

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Yeah, I had this thing in Utah, and I didn't mind it whatsoever, but all the rideshare people, I took maybe seven rideshires throughout the town and three of them tried to convert me. Really? Yeah. Really? Soaking? Yeah, it was an opportunity. No. It's so much better, buddy. I want to go. I wish I would have thought of that joke. Why won't you here the.

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Whole day?

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The soda culture in Utah. There's a soda culture? Yeah, they have multiple different stores where you drive through and you get soda and they put cream in it sometimes. You haven't seen.

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This on TikTok? They have soda jerks. Is that what you call them? Well, they're certain types of jerks.

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Yeah, I guess.

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Soda.

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Jerks. But that's old time in 1950s. I'm talking modern drive-through situation.

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They have drive-through soda jerks that jerk out a bunch of cream on.

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Your soda. There we go. Play it out a little bit, man. String it along. You jump right for the bus and you're like, Nope, they're jerking cream.

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If you're going to be bad, be bad quickly.