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Billy is going to help update the tournament, people who lost over the weekend, our tournament, March Sadness. But I mean, I wanted to get your thoughts on Ditty here because knowing this region a little bit, Ditty's life was here. Star Island is as valuable a piece of land as there is, to have it raided in South Florida, to have his sons arrested, and then to have video at Opalaca Airport. It's the private airport. We don't have a ton of private airports here, but to have video of him pacing around in what looked like, no matter what was going on in his life, what we were imagining to be going on with his life is he knows the feds are closing in, and he's got to make a decision about whether he wants to Russell Simmons this or not. Go to Bali, escape your crimes because your freedom is about to end. I mean, This video felt to me O. J. Simpson, reminiscent on how did TMZ get this video, and maybe he's just wondering around waiting for somebody, but we were all thinking, Is this person about to be a fugitive because he needs to get away from his alleged crimes?

What were your thoughts as all of this was happening?

It's very similar to my thoughts about when the Donald Sterling thing happened a decade ago, which was, I thought we already knew all this. I'm consistently surprised by how much stuff that is out in the open that people don't seem to know about, whether they weren't old enough when a lot of that stuff was happening or just haven't done any cursory reading or research about it. A lot of the allegations about Ditty, this is stuff that's been around for decades, to be honest with you. Now, did I ever think there would be a day where the movies, a federal raid in different locations? No, I didn't think I guess my second thought when seeing all that and realizing what was happening was missed opportunity by Diddy to sit back and say, What took you so long? Which is my move, of course. If the feds ever come raid me, I'm famously said.

Not the thing that you want to cop to right off the bat, probably.

No, he said, What took you so long? That's not an admission of anything.

It's just- Sort of.

It doesn't hold up in court. Remember, I'm a lawyer now. Law office of the Mino Asi.Oh, that's right.

Yeah, you're right.

Again, into the microphone, Greg.

Okay, sorry.

But Dan... You have it tilted up.

Tilt it in front of your mouth. There should be micro-technology. Just put the microphone in front of your mouth. There should be microphone technology where when I lean back in my chair, the microphone leans back with me.

My brother, my dude, I idolize you reading your articles. The technology is there. It's a swivel.

Just swivel it up to your mouth. Okay, how about now? Can you hear me now?

You have made Billy's job very different. Billy has had a tough day just because there's a lot happening. And your inability to speak just directly in the microphone, which is broadcasting 101 made Billy spend the entire last segment trying to adjust your levels. You still have it below your mouth like you're Tony Orlando.

What am I doing right now? Back off of Greg Coty right now. Let my boy get his microphone. That is great. Let his takes come like they always come. My microphone could not be closer to my mouth right now.

It literally could be. You tilt it the other way. You're speaking over it.

This is what you're doing. You're speaking over it. You're speaking into it. Is this better? Yeah. I Leaning into it. And the mic, too. Hello. This is good. Let's go. No did he?

I mean, you were saying...

Dan, let me ask you, did any of these allegations come as a huge surprise?

I wouldn't say surprise, but I would say whenever it is that I see the flames climb to the top of power where money is, whether it's this or Vince McMahon, I'm always surprised that the flames can go and topple the power. Because look at what's happening presently with Donald Trump, who I'm not sure actually has money. I don't know how some of these people sleep at night when they arrive at such power that their deviance is illegal and they think they can get away with it because it's just partying or the extremes become so normal that you don't think the authorities are going to come and criminalize your behavior because you think whatever you're accused of is okay because you've arrived at such mogul status that you could be what Chapelle is making fun of 20 years ago with, I want Cambodian breast milk the purest kind, because everyone knows and is whispering this about how strange did he is.

It's okay. They think it's okay because it has been okay, Dan. It has been okay.

It was okay in our Kelly's neighborhood, and everyone protected the power of R. Kelly. I just didn't think that we would climb up and have the consequences of this, where I'm watching O. J. Simpson again. I'm watching a black icon tumbling away from... He will never recover from because whatever it is is being whispered about, whether it was domestic abuse with O. J. Or this, is actually all true and worse, probably, allegedly.

The crazy thing to me about that video is you're seeing real-time. Consequence hit that guy. It's not that the consequence has What's going to happen is that we rarely get to see it. You see it real time. That's not a guy pacing because like, Did I leave the oven on? No. I think I turned it off. That's not what's happening there.

That footage stunned me because it looked like exactly what it was. This guy is concerned that he's trying to make a choice between, Am I going to have some freedom for the rest of my life, or am I going to choose to live away from everyone I've ever loved in another country like Bali or someplace where they can't He's going to criminally prosecute me because I'm Russell Simmons?

I think you've gone a step too far in the evolution of the thought. I think the thought right here is like, What the hell is happening? I don't think he's yet, Okay, I got to go. What am I doing? Is it Justin and King Holmes? He's not doing that. He's like, Me?

But he's at a private airport.

I know. But then he's not rushing to a terminal. He's thinking like, damn, they got my sons locked up now.

They're actually raiding my house.

They're actually raiding my house. They're actually arresting people. This is actually happening to me? This is Alonso at the end of training day. You want to do this to me? That's what he's doing right there in his head. I'll have you guys playing basketball on Pelican Bay.

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Up until that last line, I still thought we were doing Greeny.

Let's go ahead and do the March Sadness tournament, Billy. I want to update everybody.

Well, Dan, it's time for the Greg Cody region with Greg Cody.

All right, he's here. Let's go.

We're going to update everyone on wins and losses. Who's gone? Who's staying?

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Is this your favorite region? Is this your favorite? You personally?

I don't play favorites. I'm just on the committee, and I do what's fair and just.

Good dad behavior. It's my favorite.

Is it? Yeah.

Who's gone?

All right. Well, no one's gone yet because they're still by the first round. But number 6 is represented by... Now, let me give you a little bit of context here. Greg Cody was asked to do a Back in My Day. Now, sometimes times, you guys give him a little guff. This Greg Cody was refusing to do a Back in My Day.

Are we doing this now? No, I'll get cut off at this point. It's too late in the segment. No, I'm not going there. We make concessions for the clock. No, you're going to cut me off. No, I'm not. Yes, you are. No, I'm not. Yes, you are.

No, I am not. I'm not doing all right. I don't do the cutting off.

You realize in a minute and 20 seconds, I will be halfway through it. You'll cut me off. No, I won't. Everybody will laugh, and I will be genuinely pissed.

Greg, we can move the clocks around so that we can finish this up, and then we'll go a shorter segment on the next one.

That's what you say now, and I don't believe you. I don't believe you. When have I ever lied to you? Many times when it comes to a cheap laugh on this show. No, I'm not going to have- Fair criticism. I'm not going to have Back in My Day interrupted twice. I'm just not going to do it. That thing, and you know it. Not going to do it, and you know it.

I'm not going We're just going to skip past.

What? That is weird wild stuff. I did not know that. Eisner. Actually, now it's-iger. It's updated. Isn't it weird? They went from Eisner toiger. What a beautiful thing for me.

Eisner. And there was a chapic era.

Iger. Iger.

6 o'clock.

It's not my show. I mean, is this the Greg Cody show all of a sudden? I'm not the one with the mic in his hand, and you know it.

Magnum Condum?

Yeah, damn right.

This is the new and on improved down levatar show with the Stugas.

Gamble on by DraftKings. How is that a six-seed?

That was a day, it seems. That day.Lots of reference.I.

Told you the seedings were terrible.

How is that? That was a day. There were lots of references there. I told you the seatings were All of his catchphrases in one place.

It's an overall one seat.

Yeah, it is.

All right, so that was a six seat. It's going up against a number 11 seat. This is the origin of got to want to learn, got to want to earn. Oh, yeah.

Detroit's good, but you got to earn. You got to be there. How about the brands?

That doesn't mean anything.

Yeah, it does. What does that mean as analysis? You got to earn, you got to be there. You petered out there. Listen to me. I was listening. You've been saying that my entire life.

You got to want to earn.

You got to earn.

You got to want to learn. You got to want to earn. He's right. I've been saying this. You got to want to learn. You got to want to earn. Listen, Detroit made my Ola. Oli, I'm not disrespecting Detroit. I am disrespecting Cleveland.

11 C is getting drunk. That's an 11 C. In that bracket. All right, so then Dan, we move over to the 8 C. This, for context, is Greg getting outraged one time when ESPN accidentally showed some boobs.

Yeah, that's right. It's crazy. By the way, am I still on the air? Did you hear about ESPN had to apologize for briefly showing a woman exposing her breasts on Bourbon Street after the bowl game. An official apology. What century is this? How much of a puritanical society are we when a network has to apologize for a little accident? Who's being harmed by this? What kids are up at that hour going, Oh, my God, my life is ruined because I've seen what I just saw. You know what that's like? For a network having to apologize? That's like me not returning a shopping cart. I leave the shopping cart right in the parking lot next to a car, and people give me such a dirty look. It's a misdemeanor. It's less than a misdemeanor. There are so many things to worry about in the world. You're going to get on me for not returning a shopping cart? You're going to get on a network for accidentally showing a woman exposed? I mean, come on. It's ridiculous. It's less than a misdemeanor. If you're going to be mad at me, if you're going to put me in jail, make it be for a felony, please.

That thing.

Over and out.

I'm breaking out of this jail. I swear to you.

Billy, I need a small favor as our executive producer for the day. This category is one of the best that we have ever done. We have not celebrated it enough. We've got to get to all the games. I've got a flight to catch.

Okay, well, you're excused. We'll just continue. Here's the number nine seat. Update the whole thing. Yeah, Greg with one of his newer catchphrases. Dancing towards them?

I'm Greg, bitch. Oh, God. Elton John? Yeah.

Make him look like a star.

All right.

That was that. That's all we got? No, that was nine. Here's the number one seat. Greg, do you have any guesses as to what you think the number one seat would be? I don't. I really don't. Well, here's the number one seat, and it came from our trip to Las Vegas this past couple of months, whatever it was.

Oh, wow.

Okay. That here is wild.

Who does the seating? Drink it up. This one's for you.

All right, you get the point. You got the point. That was the number one seat.

That was the number one seat?

Yeah, that was the number one seat. Who does the seating. I'm just curious. It's those legacy things. You know what I mean? Greg liked it. Yeah. I feel like you can give it a good seating.

You don't give it one over that other one. That other one. Two is a good seed, three is a good seed.

Well, that's the good thing is that this is all fan voting, so you can easily vote this out against a number It's your 16 seed, and this actually won the play-in. You got to preview this earlier, but here's the 16 seed.

I slept in too late. I took the dog outside. Now I will be raged. In your laziness, I will chide. A little head's up. Just look it up for yourself. Why is technology your vice? It's cold enough for snowflurries. Greg, you could Google it in a hurry.

I can feel the chill rushing. Two songs going up against each There we go there. All right. Then we head over Greg. Greg, do you have any favorites so far of what you've heard or you don't really care about this?

I like the one where I was in jail. Yeah. Yeah, I like that.

You and Greeny.

That's right. Well, here's a number a two seed that's going to go up against the number 15 seed.

Here's Greg going through his wallet and revealing some things that he found.

What do I got here? I got a Magnum condom. Look at that hair. I'm going to get that out.

That He's not talking.

Here's a picture of Christopher when he was three years old.

Right next to the condom. It's a reminder. A reminder. Never forget.

That's the two seed, Greg's Magnum Condom. This is going up against the number 15 seed, and this one needs context. In another region we have, this is a club region, Steven A went on a rant about Jason Whitlock, where he was calling him all kinds of not nice names. This Dan was supposed to see because he hasn't seen this. I don't think this is aird anywhere. This is a number 15 seed where Greg was parroting that, and he was taking shots at Dan.

I'm talking about that fat piece of shit, Levatard. You all came here for one reason, and I'm about to deliver because I'm talking about a fat piece of shit, Levitard. But I know why you all came, and it's why I'm here. I'm going to talk about a piece of shit, Levitard. I'm going to talk about a fat piece of shit. Lebitard. I said it wrong again. Who gave you that? Then how does it end? The Greg Cody Show starts right now. Okay. But I know why you all are here, and it's why I'm here. I'm going to talk about a fat piece of shit. Lebitard. The Greg Cody Show podcast starts now. You know it's sincere when it takes you seven takes to get it on here. Trust me. That was beautiful.

That's a 15 seat. I had never seen that before.

That was great. Ass off. Christopher must have given me that.

If you want to vote, you can go on and vote for that. Here's the number 5 seed. This is...

Oh, the 512.

This is the classic 512. Prime for upsets, by the way, 512. This 5, I think, is particularly strong. This is Greg getting mad at a video of Jonathan Zaslow. Can't Trade Moreno.

Nice hat. It's what he's supposed to know for it. It's like, I'm holding on to it.

Do you remember what Scott Mitchell looked like in that next game after Moreno got hurt?

They were nine and two. They were nine and two. Amazing.

Then they lost their last five and missed the playoff. Nice hat. They were nine and two.

But it's Moreno.

Then the next time we saw Moreno after Greg Cody trade him, he threw for five touch downs. He was Dan the Man on the cover of Sport Joe's trade. You can't trade Moreno. Nice hat, asshole. How is this a five seed?Dog.

Who seed is this?This is a two seed at least.

That five is going up against number 12, Greg and the turk off.

The bird is ready. We can hear it.Put.

The microphone close to it.What a great sound.Nice.

And slow, Greg. I can't believe Billy's this close to this. That's the biggest upset here.

The bird has dropped.

This, Dan, to paint a picture, it's foam here that's very flammable right next to this bird.

Yeah, we don't worry about that.

Update us on where it is that we are, sir. How close are you to Dunn?

We're about to have lift off. It's touching the turkey now. Guys, lift off.

Why are you using the mitt on the microphone?

Your mitt is on the wrong hand, Greg.

No, it isn't. You'll find out why. It's exactly where it should be, Dan. Wow, look at that bird. I'm draining right now. Is anyone helping you? Draining it.

It's beautiful. Beautiful. Brown and orange hue. It is. Two. Incredible. A festive bird. Where are you going to put it? Are you going to drop it? Just going to carry it? Just put it on the floor.

Oh, no. Okay. He's got a pan.

Him alive. That is correct. There's a lot of oil stains on that backs splash, which is also a concrete.

Dan needs to be blindfolded when tasting these, so he doesn't have any bias whatsoever. Taste that turk off.

Kugler is quite the deadpan artist. The next word out of your mouth is the winner. You say one name and only one It seems easy. I'm going to have to give it to Roy.

I'm saying.

You're ashamed, Greg. That's one hell of a game. 5-12? Oh, my God.

All right, so now we have the 7-10 seat, and this is going to close out the Greg Cody bracket. In your fan voting, we'll decide who moves on. This is Greg during our Dolphins & Bills watch-along, and he was up against the deadline, and we decided it was a good time as the game was falling apart to go to Greg.

Wake him He doesn't want to be bothered anymore. Now it's getting tense because he didn't need that as a result. He needs something that happens. You can see him mother-efficially.

Can we bother? Are we bothering you right now?

Turn on your microphone, Greg.

My microphone's on. When my microphone is on, you guys have to come to me. Don't tell me to turn my... You told me to leave my microphone on. I did. So don't tell me, Turn your microphone on when it's on. Paint the scene. The paint the scene is I got to go to work. He's going to be pissed.

He's going to drive home pissed. He's going to be mad at us. It does seem like he's actually working right now. Of course, he's working, and he's rapidly angry at us.

This tournament is a masterpiece.

That's a seven, and it's going up against a 10. Greg, I feel like you might think that this is a very low seat. This is Greg performing, Viva Greg Cody at the Circa in Las Vegas.

Bright light city, going to set my soul, going to set my soul I'm on fire. Sin City banging like my Hall of Fame boat, so let's get those stakes up higher. Viva Greg Cody. Viva Greg Cody. Viva Greg Cody. Viva Greg Cody. Viva Greg Cody. Viva, viva Greg Cody.

I just I love imagining all the people who are like, You know, honey, let's go to the circa. Let's go to the circa for Super Bowl. It should be fun. And they go, I heard the pool's heated. They go out to the pool. You see some dude singing Viva Greg Cody.

Greg Cody himself. Damn right. Just some dude. Let's go.

And you know it.

And you know it. Bro, when you told Jonathan Zaslow that his nice hat asshole, I read for a guy how funny that shit was, bro. His hat was terrible as well. Backward hat. Guys, 45 years old. For Bridget Christ, the road to love was not so straightforward.

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