You've won a best of the Dan Levator Show with the Stuck At's podcast. You want a best of a Dan Limitar show with Stuartz, featuring fighter flight, the container talks, jam timination. Yeah, I don't like it. It's like, Let me just be me here and let me do what I'm going to do. Don't give me looks. Just you do you. I'm not worried about what you're doing. You have to go in like a vacuum, though, dude. I'm sure that you're just not look at anybody. Go do your workout, stay in your lane, and do your thing. The funny thing is no one's probably thinking of me when I am there. Exactly. I'm in my own head. In your head, yeah. Stop looking at me. No, but gyms are very judgmental. There's a second floor for the guys who really lift at some gyms. It's absurd. I mean, everyone's-What? What do you mean? There is. Yeah, the second floor, everyone knows that. That's where Rosilloow works out. I just want to be the guy that sits in a sauna. But the sauna is great. But you can always be that guy. I love the sauna. You are that guy.

I know, but it's just like, Hey, walk in there. I'm immediately feeling it. It's just not my space. Are you a full nude sauna guy? No. No, a towel. You had me just a big towel. Just living it. All the chaps. You got to bring a towel into the sauna. You can't just don't. A lot of old guys showing a lot of ass in the locker room. You got to bring a towel. I went to the sauna last week. I saw a lot of balls. Yeah, a lot of balls. Come on. And you sit on the wood next to him and then you're like, Whoa, are you sitting where? This guy wants to stand up the entire time so he doesn't have balls on the table. Give me the bench. On the bench, he sits. Appreciate that, bro. You're right in my face. Put it on the pole, please, at Levitar, Juju, Sauna, or steam room? Do you wear a towel or are you fully nude? Tony, did you say with a serious face the phrase, gym timidation? Yeah, gym timidation is a real thing. You know how in cold we know what happens? Is it the opposite in the sauna?

No. I don't know. I've never looked at anything but the ceiling in the sauna. Because that'd be a reason to go. If you're the guy who's naked in the sauna- What? It makes you feel good. But you're the guy who's walking around the entire locker room naked, right? You're not just taking the towel once you get into the sauna. I give off confidence, I guess. I'm just saying if you're taking the towel off in the steam room or the sauna, you've never put a towel on. That's all I'm saying. What I don't understand that you're doing, I'm confused. Yes, thank you. It's just like Murph. Funny to say to people. It's not funny. I mean, it's unbelievably inside. But Murph, for those who don't know, was someone who looked and shaped and had the similar hues to Chris Cody. And therefore, because of this, his teeth were the color purple because of the wine. Stugart made him into a person, and I think he was this person who was way too comfortable in the sauna, steam room, just prancing, sauntering around, totally comfortable with, Yeah, I'm heavy. I'm a big guy, and what of it?

But I don't know why he's making Chris Cody that because Chris Cody is not that. I'm not saying Chris Cody is that. I'm saying if you don't wear a towel in the steam room or the sauna, you're just not wearing a towel. You have walked from your locker to the steam room without a towel on. I go fully clothed, depending on whether or not I'm wearing nipple stickers, I'll take off the shirt. But I don't wear it. No, if I'm wearing the nipple stickers, I'd leave the shirt on. You don't go in the sauna? No, I go in the sauna. I just keep the shirt on. Mike, sure. Thank you for being on with us. We will get to a stat of the day in just a second. But can you give us sauna and steam room, communal etiquette, please? Please don't drag me into this. You know what I don't like when I go in the sauna? It's a bath house guy. Outside of the nudity, which I'm not a fan of, it's the one dude that is stretching and just making those noises in the sauna constantly. That's why I go in there now with noise-canceling headphones.

I just can't. It's so gross to me. I'm not going to get it. No. They're going to fry. These are 180 degrees. They're not meant for that. No, it's all right. I got bone thugs. That's way hotter coming out of the speakers. Mike sure has no opinion on any of this. You've never been in a sauna. You can't toss the proper way to do this. I went to a gym for a while and I stopped because I don't like it. Gym intimidation. See, this guy gets it. I will say that when I was working, and I have to do this in a way to avoid the look at me Louis sound. When I was working in New York City at a television-television program. Okay, got away with it. Peter is buffering. I don't know. What television program? Yeah, name it. I'm not going to say. Briefly I went to... There was an BBC gym in 30 Rock, and I went once. The reason I only went once is I went in and I saw a fairly famous person- Name names. -fully nude, one foot up on a bench, blow drying his undercarriage. It was Offerman.

It was nick Offerman. This is 1999 or 2000 or something. If we guess it, will you tell us? If we guess it, will you tell us? Roker. No, I won't tell you. You won't. Just blow-drying so- Please be Stone, Phillips. Stones, Phillips. You're saying- Look, if it was Stone, Phillips, don't say anything. Well, I don't know. You can't do that. You can't give me a binary yes or no, because then that's a sneaky way to get to the answer. I'm not going to tell you who it was, but it was fully nude. We played 20 questions. No towel, no T-shirt, no nothing. One foot up, a hairdryer, like full power hairdryer, maybe, I don't know, 10 inches from his... Please be Brokaw. Please be Brokaw. I'm trying my balls to lay. It was, right? Brokaw? I'm not going to say. There's nothing you could do to get me to say who this was. You can just guess all you want. You can fire as many guesses as you want. Breaking news is I'm blow trying my ball hack play. The Conair. Never fight with these football positions. With Dominique Foxworth, former NFL quarterback of the Baltimore Ravens.

Let me give you guys little rules. When you are in an inner squad fight, like the training camp practice, the Cowboys had one recently between themselves. I see Micah Parsley throwing hands. You think that you want to go and find somebody because you have to fight. I know you might have seen this recently. John Sanders was upset at his team for not once one person starts fighting, you all have to fight. And that's a understood rule. Not all coaches encourage it, but it's understood that your position group gets in a fight, everyone got to fight. It's how podcasts work, too. Yeah, of course. The strategy is you got to pick somebody to go and fight or pick a position to go fight that you know that you're going to farewell against because no one's actually trying to hurt people. But you don't want to mess around with D-line-ment. First things first. I was always on defense, so I was always safe. You don't want to mess around with D-Lyman. They are the biggest, strongest, most athletic and ruthless people on the football fit. Can we do a position draft if there's just a brawl? Yeah, we could.

D-lyman would be the first pick. Kick or last pick. Let's fill in the middle. I think O-line men, not as scary as you think. There's some O-line men guards normally that are ridiculous. But what happens, I think, at a young age for football players is the big, aggressive guys, they put them on the D-line. The big, little less aggressive guys go to the O-line. So you're a little bit safe with, Yeah, there's some nasty O-line men. I get it. But the super athletes, if you look at going to a football locker room, the guys who you're like, always D-line because they're always the biggest, edge rushers. I agree. Mike Golic would also agree with you. He tells me this every single day. Linebackers look crazy. Yeah. You don't want to mess with linebackers either. We used to have with The Ravens, we would have, during training camp, we'd have fights that were ongoing, even outside of practice. It's like a joking thing. If your position group, so us, it was the D-Bs, we had beef with the D-line. It was fake beef. But if you catch a D-line man or outside the lineback or alone, there's a bunch of D-Bs, you jump them.

I'm sensing the trend, so it seems like defense are going to be the top pitch. Sorry, Chris. Which do you need to take in it first in this draft? Oh, no. I'm just going to put two positions against each other. Quarterbacks, receivers. We were doing story time, Chris. All right, go ahead. So we catch a D-line man, and we jump him, and it was playful, but they catch us, it's the same thing. So if you left the meeting room to go to bathroom or to check your phone and the D-line was already on break, they jump you. So one time, I will not name the name of the cornerback on our team, but there was a cornerback on our team who did that, left our meeting, go to bathroom, and the D-line was on a break for their meeting. They start to surround him like they're going to jump, and he starts yelling and yelling and yelling. It takes us a minute to hear it and come out there. We come out there. He's completely butt-naked, and none of D-line men are fighting him because that was his strategy. He's like, You know what? You're not going to whip my ass.

He strips all the way down. He don't have all nothing. But he's like, Get back. Get back. Get back. And it worked. Success. All right, now you can give me your... See, that's what you step for. I'm glad we finished story time. It's a great visual. I know. I've been hitting you all with a little piece of story every now and then. Sometimes you got to lay out, JuJu. Sometimes I got something planned. It's a damn gacky. Inside joke. All right, Chris. Quarterbacks or receivers? Well, I mean- Receivers, I feel like, are sneaky. The thing is I'm out of the league long enough where the size and physical ability of quarterbacks has shifted. But my time, you always want a quarterback. They're big and strong, but they ain't never hit nobody. So you always want to take quarterback. Receivers, I know the stereotype of Diva-wide receivers, but some of them might catch you. But now you don't want it with these current quarterbacks. I'd fight a D-Lineman before I fight Josh Allen. Really? What's the most underrated unit in terms of feistiness in a fight? I said a D-Lineman, not a demigod. What's wrong with you?

Don't you like to mess with Aaron Donald? Right now we have D. Lineman. You don't want to mess with quarterbacks of seven years ago you would mess with. Got it. Not current quarterbacks, though. Sorry, Chris, what were you saying? I'm just saying what's the sneaky, tough unit that people would think is not tough, but is? Punners. I mean, come on, what are we doing? Punners. Kickers and punners are different. Kickers during practice, kickers and punners don't have anything to do except for one 15 minute period at some point in middle practice. Kickers during that time are practicing kick and field goals, or they're doing ball tricks. You'll find kickers on the sideline doing ball tricks a lot, hanging out, messing around. You know what punners are? Punners are always in the goddamn weight room. The quads. Which punners are you thinking of here? Put some names to these faces. I think all punners. Zestadil. I don't want to say Zastodil. I think all punners are surprisingly tough. You can't name a punner, it's fine. This isn't a McAfee. Would you want to mess with McAfee right now? I feel like that's what you're doing. You're doing McAfee.

That's why I was trying to see who we're talking about here. No, Todd Sauerbrand, Matt Tuck, there's history. Oh, Turk. History is aligned with jacked punners. I was just thinking about punners that I play with whose names I also cannot remember. I did play with Todd Sauerbrand, though. But they were always bigger. You didn't play with Acetyl? That guy was your teammate. I mean, he's a punner and a teammate. Let's get carried away. Did you ever talk to your punner? Ever? If he tried to drop it in the coffin corner and got a touchback? Fuck you doing. That was the extent of our conversation. Beginning and end. Yeah. But I do respect them. I would never fight any punners. Kickers, with the exception of-David Akers. Yeah, I don't want no problem with David Akers. But rest of the kickers, I can square up against them. Runningbacks? No reach. Ain't got no reach. Don Levitard. I even told you guys that on my honeymoon in Africa, the hot air balloon caught fire. What? What? Stoolgots. There are animals beneath you, animals that can eat you. I look up and the balloon itself has a hole that is growing because it is on fire.

The guy seemed like it wasn't the scariest thing in the world. That's the key. It's like looking at the flight attendant, making sure if they're not panicked, you're good. They were not panicked, but we absolutely did crash land near some dung. But the basket ended up sideways, just spilling us out into the African plane. What? Yes. The basket's supposed to land flat. It did not land flat. It landed and then went to its side and spit us out, and my head ended up near some fresh animal dung of some sort. When does poop graduate to dung? When you're in the African Plain. This is the Dan Levator Show with the Stoo Kats. Talk, smack, and street fights with Sarah Spain. I don't know how many changes you guys have noticed in Twitter. You guys are always talking to me about the algorithm and that we might be listened to by our devices, and they're targeting us on ads. I have clearly been looking at too many fight videos in the street of people punching each other, knockouts, because I am getting an overwhelming number of those videos, and I'm always going down the rabbit hole.

You love a good street fight. You really do. There are a lot of things here. It's a guilty pleasure. It's a bit of a gutter. But I saw the other day a fight escalate because a guy was picking up trash in another country, and he's picking up trash, and it's his job. And somebody comes over and just throws a can on the floor near him, purposely disrespectfully. He's a government employee wearing a government uniform. Pick up my trash. But there's a garbage can nearby and just throws it on the floor there. And the ensuing argument ends up with the guy who was working in the government taking something out of his bag, hitting the other guy over the head and knocking him out. The question was, was it justified? That disrespect, going up to a government worker and throwing trash at his feet, and with the very strong suggestion, pick up my trash. The argument that ensued, was it justified? Yeah, it's justified. It's disrespectful. It's I'm better than you. It's, Pick up my trash. The other person saying, Hey, go bleep yourself and your trash. I'm going to kick your ass. I mean, knocking them out is not really justified, but I understand.

Very much so. I mean, that's really- You'd be able to show restraint there? I mean- Probably not. Right. But I understand. Again, I understand why you do that. Will that person be fired from their government job for that video? Because they're wearing government... They're working on behalf of the government there. I mean, they would be arrested. You knocked them out. Deadly right. What's she doing here? Oh, shit. Oh, no. The commission is back. This ain't good. What do you mean it's not good? It's never good. I love seeing her, but it's never a good thing for me or any of us, to be quite honest with you. What are we talking about? Kicking asses? Why is Sarah Stane here, Billy? Chris Cody is excited about it. None of us seem to be terribly excited about it. I've seen Sarah in a long time. It's Sarah. Yeah. Chris and I got no beef. Yeah. Billy, why are you afraid? I'm looking at you. I'm not afraid. I'm so glad to see Sarah. Are you? Yeah. Should I not be? Mike hasn't blinked in a minute. But why is she here? Sarah is my favorite ESPN person that was here all the time and isn't here anymore.

Thank you. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Are you here for any particular reason? Well, a couple of things. How rude. Welcome, Sarah. How is your flight? I hope you're staying well. What are you up to? Would you like some money? Tell us what you're like. What are you doing here? I mean, in town, I wasn't expecting her. I thought my producers, one of many that we have here, might inform me that Sarah was coming through. Surprise. Well, I appreciate that Billy seems to be on to the reason by the profuse ass kissing that he's attempting right now. How are you? How is your trip? How are you doing? How are you? Billy seems to be the only one who, and rightfully so, would be aware that things have not been going well around here since I last saw you all. Can someone explain this to me? Because it's been a frustration. I'm supposed to be the boss of a company, and the grid of death I've been asking for stuff here. Oh, interesting you bring that up. And Billy has been really irresponsible about that. He named himself the commissioner in Sarah's absence. I wondered about that.

I wondered how he was elected because that seemed like a poor choice from the jump. We were trying to go with the opposite of you. He's being so nice to you. Well, yeah, he did it. What's happening here? He wanted to imbue the position with zero integrity, absolutely no gravitas, negative strength, complete inability to enforce, and zero authority. What did I do? He's the only one who said hello. Then you nailed it. I'm the only one that asked how you're doing today. Yeah, because you're terrified, and that's not what we need from a commissioner. I rule with an iron fist. No, it's been embarrassing. You couldn't even say it. He couldn't even do it. That's the guy who drove in on a weekend to apologize for saying someone had a stupid thing. That was forced upon me. Yeah, you got some strongly worded digital correspondences, and you immediately hopped in your car and spent your weekend at work. Sounds like a guy who can really get shit done. It wasn't going to stop if I didn't come in, let's be real. Can we get an answer? Chris Cody, you seem to be among the most honest among us.

What? Thank you. Chris Cody. Just saying something. Did Billy name himself Commissioner so that Grid of Death would die at his feet and nobody but me, the founder of the company, would be adhering to any of the penalties by wearing costumes because you guys all owe the dozens of penalties around here. Everyone owes dozens of penalties. There's lots of things, inaccurate Ces in that. Some people have paid off punishments, other people- You can be trustworthy. Yeah. I was asking Chris, did he do this on purpose? I did not. Did he not talking to you. He did do it on purpose. No. Yeah, he took it. He grabbed it. That's not fair. He wanted to control the punishment. I see this, Billy. No. Do you want to know the truth? Maybe. Do you want me to tell you guys the truth of what happened? Nobody is adhering to the punishment. You're the commissioner. That's shameful. Why is that happening? Well, I trust you guys as adults to stick to your word and do things that you're owed, and it's just not been happening. I sent my own strongly worded digital correspondences, and no one even reads them and says, I don't even have a list.

I go, I sent you this list seven times at least. You guys need to make these picks already. We need to select these punishments. We need to get things done for our fans because our fans deserve us to do this. Kfc, by the way, deserves for us to be doing this with integrity. Well, this is sponsored now. Well, that's delicious chicken. You're letting down the money, people as well. They're just happy for the mention. But I think that's Zyra's point. No one responds to your emails. You really have to be forceful. You have to make people do the punishments around here. You can't just expect us to be adults. Yeah, for instance, you have to show up ready. What's in there? You can't just show up and send an email and then be like, Why isn't anyone responded? Oh, shit. Oh, my God. That was in fucking that. Mike's defense. You're going to be like, Why don't-I have any toilet paper to eat. -my God, the toilet paper is going to be eaten. That's why Mike wasn't blinking. That is the reason Mike Ryan hasn't had anything to say. That's not your jurisdiction. That wasn't Bucky to Death.

Thank you, Billy. It's just a good example. It's just an example. If you want people to do things, you got to walk them right up so there's no excuses. Thank you very much. I was looking for one of these. I will do this very soon. I'm getting to it. Is that all that's in there? Is it? I don't know. I operate on my own time, guys. You have flown in. Are you saying that penalties will now be paid because this commissioner, this league has not been run correctly since you left as commissioner. Yes, I'm like the President of Disney. You thought I wasn't coming back. I said I was retired. And then I looked around and I was like, What the F is going on here? And then you're- I'm the other Bob. You're that guy. I'm fasting like that. Billy, the other Bob. Billy, people's experiences at the happiest place on Earth, the Clevelander, have not been what we had hoped for. I think morale here has been at an all-time high around the bucket, if I'm going to be honest with you. I'm fasting. Have you been deposed? You're deposed, right? Can you just take your position back?

I guess I could order the- How did you get past Frankie? How did you get in here? How did you get in here? Actually, those cards have worked the entire time. We don't have the technology to shut them off. No, he was like, Hey, how are you doing? It's been a while. He's here for a long time. Come on in. Come on in. All right, well, we will figure out what do you have a plan here for penalties? How to administer? Are you going to teach Billy anything here about how to run his league so that penalties get paid around here? I like that idea. I just want to make sure that I'm up to date. The last one paid was probably scoring 40 before work. Is that right? Yeah. I was dressed as a character from Dodgeball.. I was a punished man. Smety, caught a fish. I had a cigarette. I'm a-I dress like a backstreet-and-you-do-do. I'm a single-play guy. A single-play guy? Who owes the most here? Wittingham owes- My list is pretty long. I don't think it's as long as Wittingham. I think Wittingham owes 10 penalties. He had a horrific season.

Horrific. I'm going to drive to Stugatza's house before work on Thursday. Oh, really? It's one of my punishments. When are you sleeping over at Dan's? Why didn't you leave that for me? I mean… Do it, Mike. Oh, my God. Look at that. The toilet paper is being eaten. Just put the whole thing at once. That would be the better way to do it. Don't savor it. Judges? Not enough. All right, all right. All right. All right. All right. Epic list for the zombie Apocalyptic with Amin Al-Hassad. What is number five on your list of top five. Places or things? Things, I hope the zombie Apocalyptic doesn't happen while I'm things. Sort of match game-y on the toilet type of thing. Do you have the match game sound? Were we able to take that away from ESPN? Even though it's not our sound, it's the match game sound. I'm on it. All right, so top things I hope the zombie Apocalyptic doesn't happen while I'm doing it. Oli. Dodging a bill collector. By the way, I should mention, before I get into this, I should mention this is assuming that I intend to survive the zombie Apocalyptic.

I have famously said many a times, When the zombie Apocalyptic happens, I'm just biting at me. Yeah, you just want to go on the first day. I don't want to live through whatever comes next. But if I were, if I had to, then these are the things I hope that God isn't happening when the zombie Apogly. You have famously said you don't want to live through the Apogly. Absolutely. So just get me right... Make me first. Yes. I'm fine being the- Just get me out of the way. I feel similarly, when I watch zombie Apocalyptic or any post-apocalyptic movie, I'm like, I don't want to be bartering Penicillin on year 30 of the Apocalyptic. I've seen all my friends and family die. I'm a survivor now. I can't trust anybody. Is this person going to try and eat me? You know you're going to die at some point, too. You're not going to be the hero. No, and it's going to be a gruesome death. But assuming that I have to in this hypothetical, then OLA dodging a bill collector. But what does this mean? Nobody answers their phone anymore. It's pretty easy these days to dodge a bill collector.

I'm just saying I don't want to be stressed about a bill. There can't be in-person build collectors anymore, can they? Like a process server? I don't even know. Is Seth Regan's character knocked up? Not knocked up. Whatever film it is. But what do you mean, Bill collector? What is this? Okay, let's move on to number four. This is all I know. This is what's happening. I get that 800 number that I know is a build collector. I'm stressed. I owe them $17,000. I can't make a payment right now. I don't want that to be happening and then zombies attack like, Oh, come on, man. Will you be relieved when you die, though? Like, Oh, shit, I don't have to pay off all my debt. But I can't die in this scenario. I have to survive. In this scenario. But you also what you're saying is that you do not want to just have that feeling on you if I owe somebody something. No, not that I owe somebody something. It's that I am in the middle of stressing about owing money. And then that's when the zombie Apocalyptic has just started like, Oh, I want to be pre-conscious going into this.

I don't want to be having worried about something else, and now I got to transfer my worry over. That's just too much. The list just started terribly. Oh, because that's O-L-I, though. Number five. Oh, nice. Okay, now we'reNow we're doing it. Misty says, I'm terrified that the zombie Apocalyptic could be coming. I surely don't want to be blanking while it happens. Yes. There you go. Good job. I don't think it's going to work, though, because the meme is not going to have a perfect phrase to put in there. Oh, I will. Say it again. Misty says, The zombie Apocalyptic could be happening soon. I surely don't want to be blanking while happens. You need the phallic microphone for that. Watching a bad movie for Cinefob. Working, in other words. Not working, because if it's a good movie for Cinnabob, like a Cinefob movie that is eligible but is enjoyable, that's fine. But I was watching Speed 2 the other day, and it's just so- Cruise control? Oh, my God, man. A classic. You don't want to die listening to Robert Langdon mansplain something to the female lead in Angels and Angels. Yes, The Davenchie Code.

That would be the worst. That would be the absolute worst sitting around just looking at this ridiculous Dan Brown character. Chris Cody, you are here for Speed 2? I mean, it's just one of those like, it's not good, but I enjoy watching it. I love Cruises. I mean, I know that it's a terrifying Cruise movie, but… It's not terrifying at all. Richard Dawson, what do you think? Number four. Number four. Getting my ass beat. Yeah, I know. That would be bad. Just like someone just getting curbsed up and then the zombie Apocalyptic happens. You're looking out of the corner of your eye. You're on the floor. You're getting dragged, and you're like, Is that a zombie over there? They're not going to believe me because they're kicking my ass, right? They're just going to keep doing it. Number three. Number three. Having sex. I don't want to be naked when the zombie Apoglyphs happens. I don't want to be running around like, Let me get some clothes on first. Let me hold on. I mean, if you're going to go- No, but again- -it's not dodging a bill collector. It's not- Dan, in this scenario, I have to survive.

This isn't me just like, Well, I'm winning them days. It's not what it is. It's like, I've got to survive. So running around, like trying to get my underwear on, because remember, it's not just escaping the zombies. I'm going to run into other people at some point. Why are you naked? Well, it's a long story. You strike me as a shirt-on guy. Oh, wow. I'm never nude. That's not never nude. I'm a reverse never nude. Upside-down never nude. That's insecurity. That is it. Because we're in the room. There's a damning accusation, though, Jessica. You can't say much worse about somebody. I could answer that question, but it's going to be way- Don't. They made me say it. Let's just move on. Number two, Roy called it taking the shit. Did he call it? Yeah, he said, You don't want to be on the toilet. That's the answer. $250 answer. Roy ruined the top five list. I apologize. Charles Nelson Riley over here. But here's why. Because again, first of all, the nakedness. Second of all, this list came to me while I was taking a shit. I was like, Oh, my God. This would be the worst time for a zombie apothecary.

Roy right now, has twice mentioned names that I'm guessing the entire room does not know. He mentioned Charles Nelson Riley. No way that you guys know who that is. That delighted me. Damn, man. No clue. Who was that? Who didn't watch Game Show Network when they were 13 years old? No, just me? Okay. Is that the guy that would kiss all the- That's Richard Dawson. That's Richard Dawson, yeah. That was always weird. That was always crazy. What do you mention him? Who is the lady with the big glasses? Brett? Yeah, Brett. Is it Brett Summers? Yeah, Brett Summers. Roy, how old are you? I know things. He's ageless. Charles Nelson-Ryland. Roy has always existed. Number one. He's like one of the Ents and Lord of the Rings. Put it on the pole, JuJu, please. Has Roy always existed? Number one. That is his age. It's what his age should be. Actually, he's 830 years old. I'm older than Patino. You've seen every single movie that has ever come out prior to the year that Claire was born, I feel like. Yeah. Your catalog on celebrity goes back. Charles Nelson-Riley is '70s. Yeah, absolutely. I think it's 50 years ago when we were born.

I remember when we first got direct TV, we first got HDTV, it was a wonder to flip through the channels. I used to watch Game Show and Eric all the time. I'd discover what Match Game was because I used to watch… What's the name of the host of the show? Jean Rayburn and his phallic microphone and he introduced fun questions. That is the Game Show Golden Age. Are we still doing that well? Game shows are back, Jack. I mean, Steve Harvey, Elizabeth Banks. Game Shows are having a moment. I saw there's an hour of on ABC. I just discovered that lingo is basically wordle. It's wordle. Yeah. It's a wordle just ripped off lingo and mass-producing. I mean, it's exactly wordle. Guess a five-letter word is not exactly an original concept. We're not too close to that. The show of fortune is just Hangman. Yeah. Is it? That's all it is. Is it? We got TikToktoe this weekend. It's still in the game. Hollywood Squares is a stick-tack-toe. But what is the last big one of these to land? I'd say probably Celebrity Family Feud is really landed in a big way. That's a more of a spin-off though, right?

No, but that's not new. He's on a new show. I'll stop on Family Feud every time just to watch for a minute. There's something hypnotizing about it. Jessica is offended by Celebrity Jeopardy. Celebrity Jeopardy is she can't abide that. It's too fucking easy. Give me a break. They're celebrities. So are they stupid, too? Yes, they're celebrities. It's like, this basketball player joined the Golden State Warriors after their 2016 championship run. What has been going on? And then they show a picture. Who's Kevin Durant? No, it really is. Celebrity, Jeopardy is to make people at home feel smart. Yeah. And also they're raising the money for charity. That, too. But can we play a reasonable facts, Emily, of the game? You want them to donate $7 to charity? I mean, do we think that all celebrities are stupid? Apparently they are. Yeah, it's patronizing. This is the thing. There's multiple rounds. It's a tournament. The first round is- The hour long, too. Sure. Make the first few rounds easy. Weed out the stupid people. But once we get to the championship and I'm watching Michael, Sarah, Brendan, Hunt, and Patty and Oswalt, ask them the hard, hitting questions.

No. Every single question I got right. I've gone too far. That should not happen. You just want them to be funny. Let them be their funny selves, and that's all that's been raised some money for charity. At least one 18th century- Guys, I haven't finished my list, by the way. Number one, hold on a second. I think to answer your question on the last game show that hit would be who wants to Who Wants to be a Millionaire? Who Wants to be a millionaire, yeah. That's the last one? That's the last. That may have been the last one. Unless you include Wipeout or something. Which was originally a British game show, too. Wasn't there one with suitcases and Howie Mandel after that? Oh, yeah, deal or no deal. Definitely came after-What about the-One versus 100? I think Saggett was the most known. What about the- 1:100? I think Sagat was the. What about the Chase? Remember the Chase? The Chase. Weakest link? Weakest link. Weakest link. Remember, are you smarter than a fifth grader? Oh, that one was- Also known as Celebrity Jeopardy. Oh, Jesus. Number one. The number one thing I hope I'm not doing when the zombie Apocalyptic happens saying, There's no such thing as zombies.

You just don't want to be wrong at the end? I just imagine- Wrong, one last time. -running for my life like you stupid, stupid son of a bitch. Just hating yourself at the end? Yes, though. The last thing that you're doing is self-loathing. I love that. It's also like the half-hearted jog that you see in the movie. It's like, God, God. God damn. Not like sprinting. Just like, No, come on, man. You would rather be mid shit than be proven wrong. Yeah, okay.